Thread 149675941

offseason dog days

news
Elliott Friedman is a faggot

marner

wordle in 4

Reminder the CHL is dying

perfect on connections

>>149675941 (OP)
How did this fraudulent team make the finals again? Is the West just that shit?

>>149676010
mckenna is admitting he isnt the talent hes made out to be and doesnt want to get further exposed in the chl

>>149676060
What does he have to prove in the CHL?

Marner in the morning

first for ogopogo

perfect on connections
perfect on strands
wordle in 3

>>149676084
i just finished watching puff the magic dragon

I bet you guys use all fancy cheats available. Me? I solve wordle pure

Now I know I shouldn't still be awake with the morning goose

>>149676072
that he is worthy
which he has not as of yet

>>149676126
time is fake anyways

>>149676111
The kiddo show?

>>149676128
129 points in the regular season, 38 in the playoffs

he should go to college instead of being forced around western canada and the US against shitters

>>149676141
hell yeah, brutha

>>149676111
Fire up the Last Unicorn

>>149676180
I'm thinking based

Had to take 2 marners this morning

Graham James did nothing wrong.

>>149676233
I've also been getting a lot of 2 round marners
Is it a sign?

Barbashev - Eichel - Stone
Smith - Karlsson - Marner
Saad - Hertl - Dorofeyev
Howden - Sissons - Kolesar
Schwindt

Hanifin - Theodore
McNabb - Whitecloud
Lauzon - Korczak
Hutton

Hill
Schmid

This forward group is actually a lot better than I thought it'd be, but the blue line is bad.

bud + 1 = trb

>>149676371
Saad

Can't believe the laffs wasted a 2nd round pick on Scott Laughton kwab

>>149676352
Either means Vegas wins 2 rounds or will be eliminated in the second round of the playoffs next year

I want an ogopogo jersey :)

>>149676397
Anon...

>>149676397
>2nd round pick

>>149676397
Let Tree cook.

Let bud 1.

happy parents :)

>>149676154
bedard put up 143 points
mckenna isnt impressing me much

>>149676912
>that circumcision face

>>149676961
>French Canadians
They would never

>>149676933
Whos got the best twink factor

>>149677071
gavin has the right name and supreme dick sucking lips
but connor has delicate facial bone structure

>>149676912
Zero cups

>>149676397
Treeliving is a toplevel agent in Gary's Parity Division. His job is to make teams on the cusp of success regress to the middle, give weaker teams draft capital so there is less tanking, and give sunbelt teams the biggest stars.
Search your feelings; you know this to be true.

>>149677187
>teams on the cusp of success
Like who? Laffs? They've been beyond the cusp of dogshit, for 70 years.

>>149677187
Surely that cant be true, gary would never....

>>149676912
just as i was getting to like huberdeau he goes and wears a psycho bunny polo jesus fucking christ

>>149677217
He's only been GM of two Nhl teams.

Can Islanders make the playoffs next year?

>Vancouver Canucks General Manager Patrik Allvin announced today that the club has agreed to terms with defenceman Jett Woo on a one-year, two-way contract.
Hey /hoc/, can I get a WOO!

i hope bulju does well in switzerland

Gary raped the nhlpa on a warm summer day in 2025

>>149677303
No

>>149677307
I thought hed be more asian

>>149677307
Is that Jet Li's son?

>>149677342
reminds me of when bud raped trb on a chilly easter evening in 2022

>>149677342
gary is never having a labour disruption again
he rules unopposed now

>>149677342
>gary-sama...

>>149677399
marty walsh has never laced up a pair of skates
but at least hes catholic (sic)

>>149677187
Or he’s a retard who can’t assess good talent

>>149677528
Just like my Islanders

>>149677528
he made the call to draft bennett and tkachuk

go islanders

>>149677395
KWAB

frig off, randy

>>149677666
could this be the first good Carolina Hurricanes logo

>>149677622
Bud lost

drop the puck, gare

>>149676010
50% of CHL players are entering the transport portals.

it is so over whew

>>149677761
The chl is gay

Big money wins every time. Inb4 2050 when all our players go to Shanghai

>>149677775
CHL is the most soul league around. Ride or die small town CHL fans are the best.

>>149677798
It’s not the 1980s anymore grandpa

>>149677775
it's all i got, bro

>>149677813
Sad

If the ncaa was smart they would expand the amount of hockey teams in ncaa d 1

>>149677807
i wish it were because my islanders were a dynasty

I love my mooseheads

take me back to simpler times

Teams with 3 or more swedes can't win it

>>149675338
cope he was a huge piece for my checkersies :)

>>149677761
>muh amateur sports

>>149677915
With Swedes you sneed

>>149677921
tic-tac-toe

>>149677262
And both teams were dogshit before he arrived, and still are.

>>149676084
He deserves a better effect, or at least new buddies that can take advantage of his effect

>>149677731
Trb

no need to sign your post

there's a need for me to tell you about the marner i'm dropping right now

>>149678213
well, what are you waiting for

imagine a mitch baking under the nevada sun

National Gary League

didnt ask about your BM, MM, or OM

think a guy like gary would ever fall for a gal like me?

>>149678433
his name is gary bettmen not gary bussy

>bettmen
oh boy i can only handle one

his sister is named Gary Bettwoman

geraldine bettwoman

>>149678649
imagine the pies after she pulls down her sunbelt

>>149677847
my sogs :)

Flames and Islanders

Kraken

Shit teams for retards

>>149677342
sucks that there was no discussion about playoff format apparently. i want my 1-8 back ffs

i unironically think the Flames have a good team. Go ahead and look at the lines, NHLers everywhere. Solid group of forwards. Defence is a little iffy, well, very iffy, but the Goalie is good, although no backup. A team with flaws but a lot more solid than given credit for. I think they make the playoffs.

Would like to see them get Byrum or a real NHL defenceman to play with weegar. I'd like them to trade anderson. And I'd like them to get a backup goalie.

San Jose's rebuild is done. They're going for the playoffs this coming year.

>>149676233
>>149676352
>>149676075
>>149678213
we don't call those that

NEW OC

just squeezed out a loose sabrina carpenter

we don't call them sabrinas

>>149679350
- Copey Kvetched Cowardly

in the end, it's not about winning. it's about human connection.

>>149679366
b-based
Funny how her most popular music video is just her walking around the Calgary tower

>>149679366
b-based

funny how her most popular music video is just her walking around the calgary tower

>>149679643
>>149679707
retard

gee willy
https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1942639131257102835

>>149679928
Somehow 4chan didnt update my post for 2 minutes so I thought i messed up the capcha or something. I blame hiro

>>149679949
>BANG

>>149679949
Not clicking on that

>>149679991
it was like batman

>>149680031
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752003610610604.mp4
i gotchu senpai

>>149680190
thanks

>>149680435
Haha. Pounder

>>149680887
What's this boomer meme called? Retard Richard or some shit

>>149679949
imagine getting ragdolled into a swamp and thinking you can regroup after that

>>149680435
reminds me of when bud pounded trb's anus without consent

BABY COME BACK

>>149681009
where'd they go

i-its not coming home this year is it

>>149680921
Good guy greg zooomie

>>149681039
I'd I know ontarians they are at their cottages

>>149681039
Up to their respective cabins in Muskoka

why do they call cabins cottages

I respect how much ODog hates working

why do they call cabanes cabins?

Why do they call it the copa cabana

co pa
co pa ca ban na

>>149681614
just looked up the lyrics to make a real clever response which would have all the boys rolling, but turns out it's a real grim song for something so upbeat

>She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
>She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
>Now she's lost her mind
dear goodness

still tony

still marner

>>149681861
true KWAB

>>149681926
True

They just showed Wolf at the Calgary stampede.

*drinks water*
Stay hydrated bros!

i'll continue with my sprite thank you very much

i'll continue with my cherry coke zero tyvm

>>149682146
the texas larp is today?

>>149682146
more like pup

>>149677750
that sounds like some sci fi shit. will they be teleported to the USS Enterprise?

getting evicted nuckies bros
might have to move to edmonton but will still cheer for my nuckies

>>149679707
what video is that

>>149679949
what a toolbag the purple shirt is

watching this stampede trash, calgary is so cringe lol

>>149682414
Sorry to hear that
Stay away from the fent

>division one schoolist
Did I hear that right? that not a fucking thing, right, he's referring to a "stu-dent'. correct?
>academic athletics, amirite? weew

>>149681724
holy shit, heavy song

how is this shot not animal cruelty they are literally tackling baby cows to the ground

>>149682146
oh great we have another american alcoholic on the team yaaaaa this will end well

tfw get to keep my beauty brock poster up

>>149682581
thoughts on getting raped by bud on the chilly easter evening of 2022?

>>149682607
time for you to go

>>149682628
They gonna slaughter it for veal at the end?

What should I do for dinner bro’s

>Ccasshh Rrobb anndd Rrowwddy Pparrott
[feex]

and half these guys are american

>>149682472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG-erEMhumc

>>149682673
veal

>>149682758
thats in the before times, if you did that in current calgary a drug addict would try to rape you

land before time was a fun movie

is there a stream for galgary stampede? or you guys watching on TV

>>149682858
I'm watching it on sportsnet

>>149682673
+
Egg's

>>149682863
I see

>>149682673
Burrito

>>149682673
Eat cock Randy

Bloos

>>149682609
It's not fair. It was supposed to be Hoob.

No fuckin stream?

I took a large marner at the office

didnt speep last night and have the worst marner aches

/lanny/

>>149677622
Nope

ready for the garypucks this october

>>149683237
Rough
Be sure to let us know how that shakes out

>>149683306
They call Lidström the perfect human I think that also describes Lanny pretty well :)

>>149683391
They're both in extremely elite company.

>>149683341
Good goy

>>149683341
i'd never take it off

>>149683229
>>149683237
we don't call those that

>>149683537
Calling marners marners rolls of the tongue like marner rolls off the anal hairs

that's a bunch of bullmarner

>>149683537
I do and my friends do too

>hakstol in charge if the avs pp
Payback for gru and burakovsky

>>149683547
holy marner

>>149683546
>>149683550
NO

Kvetchy seething

The toilet paper at my job is really soft which is good but it leaves little specks of toilet paper around my bussy

>>149683572
You need a bidet if you really want to be marner free

>>149683572
>leaves little specks of toilet paper around my bussy
how do you know? do you inspect in the mirror afterwards?

>>149683622
I used a bidet at my friends house and the water was on high pressure, and nothing is quite like having cold water cleansing out your butt at high pressure

>bidet
Do you mean the marner fountain?

be back in a few hours

>>149683643
It leaves toilet paper specks on my underwear desu and sometimes some specks ride up my crack and it gets itchy desu and I can see the specks on my fingers

>>149683668
>scratching your raw asshole with your fingers

>>149683750
when you walk into the vape store and you see this guy you know you're in the right place

>>149683651
>>149683750

>>149683537
nigger

>>149683391
No, because >laffs.

>>149679240
1-8 is never coming back. Ever. North American TV is king and divisional works better for Gary's partners. The only change you'll (once Gary retires) is going to a strictly divisional set up with the 4th seed being a play-in

>>149683835
He got traded because ballard was a retard

flush it down

>>149683877
Flush what down?

my best /hoc/ post this year (so far) had 11 (You)'s and it happened on my birthday! best bday ever

I got the fix for your constipations

just took a big evening barzal
it broke in half after seeing it didn't have anyone to pass to

>>149681050
Is Don Cherry still not back on the air?

No Cherry, no cup win for Canada.

>>149684041
that technology hasn't even been invented yet

Flames

>>149684019
Was it you fishing for happy birthday wishes?

>>149684225
No it was the night the >laffs got kwab'd jen!!

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148551253/#148552597

Did any thing happen today because the cba being signed?

>>149684328
No habenins on my end, chief.

>>149684383
Retards

>>149684441
89 is probably too high for nurse that is true

>>149684383
>d-men need to score goals to be good

>>149683867
>laffs
Everything associated must die.

>>149684497
sad but true. offensive capability and not defensive capability is pretty much how the norris trophy has always been awarded

>>149684497
>>149684547
Since Norris votes have been known (totals, not who voted for who), Tyson Barrie is the only defenceman to lead defencemen in points and not get even a 5th place vote.

Even back in the 60s, before your parents were born, defencemen needed offense to be considered good

>>149684547
Then how come Nick Lidström got 7 Norris?

I agree with the sentiment though. Orr is the most glazed motherfucker of all time

>G-G-Gary...?
>please...Gary...show mercy
>NOOOOOOOO

do ncaa players really walk through a magical portal that transports them to their new school?

>>149684019
I only ever got maybe 7 and it was a meme about torts when laine arrived in Columbus>>149684041

>>149684672
yes but sometimes gary shuts the portal when they are halfway through it so they get sliced in two, he does this if they displease him.

>>149676010
He only left because they offered him $700k. He only got that much because of the propaganda value of him defecting

The CHL will adapt. I predict a 20 team league with the largest CHL markets from coast to coast. The other teams will become junior A

script bros...we eating good.
looks like a Panthers 3 peat.

hey guys

/hoc/ towa

>>149684733
moi! mitä kuulu

Love Rouyn-Noranda hate Val-d'Or

>>149677105
I need to see Gavin in yoga pants.

>>149684766
log off, mcguire

>>149684766
he looks eerily like this dude from a porn clip making the rounds eons ago who had a long skinny floppy penis and was being picked up and cradled by this giant butch lunch lady and having that skinny floppy penis inhaled by here bulldogesque mouth.
clone farms are a proven thing and i imagine Gary is very low on the proverbial intergalactic DNA waiver wire.

>>149684748
lol imagine you cant sleep at night and this girl crawls into bed next to you

>>149684808
>toots that smell like Whiskas and a pussy way too smol and furry to penetrate

>>149684805
i see it really made an impression on you

My create a character was drafted by the Blackhawks and then he got molested then kill himself

>>149684907
jlmi

>>149684907
Did the police ID a suspect? Sounds like a pretty engrossing video game. Good luck with the trial

>>149684911
>digits
jlmi

>>149684916
no but I did stay at a holiday inn last night

>>149684943
are you on holiday?

fidgeting from the DT's and targeted those hard hot balls of fluid behind my ear again and one burst forth splattering the onto the ants i gave up on fighting 3 months ago and perfuming the basement bedroom air with steady wafts of gorgonzola and Jennifer Botterill.

>>149684943
Are you implying that you got some bomb ass pussy?

>>149684707
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

I hate sunbelters and Canadians

I been smokin weed and gettin bomb ass pussy

working on posts this off season to have some bangers with many (you)'s this season. gonna be big

french vanilla instant coffee was on sale at the grocery store so for the foreseeable future my evening hot choccy will be french vanilla flavoured

>>149685044
Who cares your country is gay and left wing lmao DUMBASS

>>149685044
Are you not concerned about consuming caffeine so late into the evening?

>>149685058
Flush it down

>>149685065
No way I have a long night of chilling ahead

>>149685081
>No way I have a long night of being a gay guy ahead
ftfy

>>149685100
flush it down for me

>>149684975
The secret is the Canadian north is the sunniest belt during summer

>>149685105
It's not my fault ur dad failed

yankees are projecting again

>>149685129
Is that what your gonna say to marner?

>>149685138
If marner was my kid I would have kicked him in the head out of a moving truck

>>149683877
>>149683936
>>149685068
>>149685105
https://youtu.be/rHcmnowjfrQ

>>149685148
groovy, man

>>149685147
You would have flushed him down?

Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind

>>149685151
Some say the end is near
>some say we'll see Armageddon soon
t. Arizona Bay resident

got my marner on the toilet and the toilet on my marner

>>149685162
good evening, gary

>mom, please flush it all away, I wanna see it go right in and down
>I wanna watch it go right in, watch you flush it all away

I've lost 20 lbs this year

>>149685211
holy marner!!
Trying to fit into a new dress or something?

>>149685211
that's a lot of marners

>>149685222
checked

>>149685170
Not to hasekpost but I did not know Russia had laws

>>149685230
I didnt know that either but I guess beating up gay guys in public is sorta their past time kinda like baseball is for us

>a hot summer night on the Veldt, a beaten homo and bag of hot cat
Hold my vodka

>>149685211
_/_/_/_/_/

>>149685170
Oh I guess you better stay out of russia then

Miss you lads. Miss hockey too.

>>149685275
Hey remember during covid when the Canadians isolated themselves and hung up trans flags in the stands while America was reopen? GAY IDIOT

>>149685278
patience, Britlad
more hockey is coming, trust in Gary Bruce Bettman

russian? what's the hurry? haha

lol

think we'll ever meet in heaven, bros?

>>149685289
Flush it down

>>149684383
I refuse to believe that people rated Adam Fox over Forsling

>>149685321
Yes. You, me, Johnny Gaudreau and glowpuck.

FLUSH IT DOWN

haha flush it down

>>149685297
>>149685314
B U D
U
D

W O N
O
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T R B
R
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L O S T
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eatin' waffles, lads -_-
> Would you like a waffle, /hoc/??

It's pretty windy today. Reminds me of Easter a few years ago.

>>149685386
bud owns ya

Hi everybody, Kelly Hrudey here. I'm on summer vacation at the lake house. Death to Israel.

>>149685500
Hey Kel, thanks for all the hard work you put in during the season. Enjoy the time off!

>>149685548
proper

>>149685548
my commonwealth cats!

>>149685307
*chuckle*

Oilers won the Isaac Howard sweetsteaks

>>149685568
Howard refusing to sign with Tampa, where are the leafs saying Gary meddles only with the south?

>>149685568
Will Isaac be enough to finally get over the Panthers?

>>149685568
Who

>>149685568
sweetsteak sounds delicious

I dont get the hype

>>149685587
>ncaa bust
no

>>149685568
>I suck. How hard?

>>149685548
>no blue stripe
Scotland bros we failed

Whaddaya hear whaddaya say?

wasn't there that diddler at penn state

>>149685672
I thought all the B1G schools had an assigned ddidler

>>149685625
Oilers need to take chances on people, don't they somehow have no players after next season

>>149685687
They barely have players now.

>>149685672
He’s been dead for 13 years

>>149685701
The guy who covered it up has been dead for 13 years**

>>149685701
It's sad when they go young like that

>>149685701
>user was rhythmically slapped for this post

>>149685715
meds

>>149685731
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Paterno

>>149685672
that was for the females and that guy is long gone. pedo state still exists but it isn't that bad.
>>149685687
Oilers have capfucked themselves either way. Darnell Nurse legit is the biggest anchor ever.

>>149685289
uhh no. i wish it was only as bad as that.

>>149685625
Sidney Crosby went the Shattucks, he turned out alright

rhythmic slapping sound

my flames are coming back soon :)

>>149685843
*turns the channel off*

>moving to the desert
>gonna get me a Marner jersey

>>149685814
enough about your dad and you, lets talk hockey

>MARNER HAD A CHANCE YEAH HE REALLY DID
>INSTEAD HE FLUSHED DOWN LEFT A COUPLE OF SKIDS

Grok speaking truth today. Bobby hull would be proud

>i'm having trouble trying to Marner
>I'm counting sheets, but running out

>>149685853
Fuck off gary

Usually when I marner it's just gas and mucus. Maybe a little blood

ordered a burrito. it was shit never going back there

>>149685173
>>149685222
>>149685903
we don't call those that

>>149686089
>it was shit
Don't you mean "it was Marner"?

>>149685843
Like Halley's Comet

>>149686116
NO i do not buddy!!!!

I ate some expired sams club enchiladas, was not worth the emergency marners desu

flush it down

thinking it's nakkikastike day

>>149686301
Interesting. Here we put our hotdog, or "nakkisämpylä", in a bun.

>>149686301
kek

eating pimento cheese straight out the tupperware

>>149686359
diabolical

>>149686301
bear pate day i'm afraid

>>149686301
i just had tacosittä with jalapenoissä ja naachochiippitoistalille
was fucking mint tbf rovaniemin laulanpoikka

>>149686536
I too slam my keyboard randomly from time to time

>>149679949
what if this was the same golfing event? imagine getting punched out in the name of Johnny Hockey

>>149686557
t. jean-luc remieux de la croix du nord

>>149686596
Agreed Sven

>>149686623
Based gif anon spotted

>>149686623
you're not scaring anybody bu-..I FUCKING TOLD YOU! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Wonder how many oilers fans necked it over the last few weeks

>>149679240
Personally I enjoy dunking on division rivals but my team just went back to back

>>149686635
Yes, tis I

back to back marners

>>149685386
A peanut butter waffle from waffle house would be sweet but I don't wanna pvp

e-sisters... our beloved slop is getting flushed down the toilet just like our marners...

>>149686916
source

Randy did you hear about this one

You know its already the dog days of the NHL offseason when you have articles like this popping up

>>149687182
Thoughts on your victory over trb?

>BANG! BANG!
I wonder where he got that from. No way he yelled that shit while fighting in the NHL he would have been ruthlessly bullied for the rest of his life

the dog days are supposed to be in august not the 2nd week of july

AM listening to Nickelback greatest hits while playing chel

>>149687182
1 for 1
nurse for sorokin
1 for 1
oilers get an actual goaltender
isles? get a black man, the first ever to set foot on the isle itself.

>>149687230
he got it from his daddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGwq09E17kY

real /hoc/ hours

do you think nhl players actively try to avoid stank island just in case the governor is trying to take a picture of his little plush doll with them in the background?

what are you niggers doing

>>149687347
we don't post pics of trb here

>>149687348
yes, every nhl players knows to do this instinctively

>>149687349
me? punching dallas star hicks

bud1
mitch1

tbg1

>>149687348
If its not that then its avoiding the subway pusher

>>149687421
being a 46 year old raped retard isn't winning

>>149687360
Based
Dylan btfo

>>149687437
but enough about you

>>149687447
>n-no u
kwab
bud1
mitch1

>>149686575
cannot WAIT for that little manlet to be forgotten next season
so sick of hearing about him and seeing him shoehorned into every little thing randomly

>>149687461
Damn bro no need to live life so bitterly

>>149687349
played some diablo and oblivion, drinkan beers. wyd bud

>>149687349
Dropping a filthy marner

>>149687349
unwinding after work, considering whether I want to try RNG manipulating in Diamond again tonight or leave it for later this week

I got a "google survey" rsvp questionnaire from my sister and future brother in law for their wedding. Why? Of course I'm going.

In the "Any comments / questions / concerns" field I wrote Kurt Angle won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freakin' neck. Oh it's true, it's damn true.

>>149687543
Why would they use google survey for that and not some wedding website

>>149687566
They have a wedding website too with the registry and pictures and date and shit.

>>149687570
Then why are they using google

>>149687580
>>149687566
Apparently it was a virtual wedding invitation. Probably saves a fortune on printing all the pics, fancy invitations, and sending them out. Makes sense I guess. And luckily she won't die from licking envelopes like Susan on Seinfeld.

>>149687584
Maybe she’s just cheap

1993

>>149687594
Oh she is. I wish I had that trait.

>>149687601
based!

>>149687511
we don't call those that

30 goal rempe

>>149687507
Im play dead or alive 6 and listen to an audio book about typhoon cobra

>>149687697
kino, what's the book called

>>149687701
It's called "Halsey's Typhoon" by Bob Drury. I found the audio book on soulseek. It'a good shit imagine being.on a ww2 ship in the middle of a hurricane.

>>149687713
thanks

the darkest hours of the night

>>149687519
just caught the 5IV Gible I was going for
may the rest of you be as fortunate as I was tonight

based

homosexual rape enthusiasts

>>149689645
>these people are considered white in america

>>149689687
>I am canacuckian.

the raped bitch didnt like that

>>149690759
Bulju :DDDD

I have a feeling hockey is coming back tonight. Gary can't really make us wait months for the regular season to start

>>149690759
All shit

>>149688128
>>149689346
um what happened here
why was there not a single post in almost 2 hours

somebody dropped the ball and i will find out who

Visualize Sid coming to Montreal. Speak it into existence mes frères

>>149691256
It was during real euro hours
Have something to tell us?

>>149691291
KEEP VISUALIZING! DON'T BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION WHEN WE ARE SO CLOSE!

>>149691277
Lots of gay bars there, too.

>>149691277
chequed!!

>>149691311
you must have enjoyed your stay then

>>149691301
um no the reason we keep 30 canadians here is so there is always atleast one active

what were you watching the australian rugby?? CMON man get back on that horse buddy or you're done!

>>149691320
I never stayed there.

>>149691332
so you visited the gay bars and left? You little fellas are bizarre!

I never got out of my car/train/plane there.

>>149691367
So you pulled up to the parking lot of the gay bar and had the patrons come out and run a train on you in the backseat of what was presumably a rental car? Pretty degenerate behaviour no?

>>149691277
I’m visualizing a 4x6 for a 39 year old confirmed bachelor

Windsor is the only place I've been to in Canada

I barely even know's or

>>149691416
Lots of terrible players from there for some reason

Hello Gary where are trades?

>>149691497
too much american influence

>>149691379
No I didn't participate in the frog culture at all.

>>149691416
Thats where all the american zoomies come to get drunk

>>149691497
The ghost of Probert would heem you.

>>149691617
Right could be
Caledon is another shithole that spawned my most hated player of all time

>>149691628
I'd offer it cocaine and a double shot of whiskey

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

thoughts on bud's victory over trb?

>>149691617

1 9 9 3

All the hype McKenna is getting just to end up becoming Bedard 2.0

I'm American

*puts on deep voice*
Where is the American Embassy?
I think I'll use my credit card.

>>149691750
my condolences

>>149691774
calm down, m'am

>>149691750
Have you heemed your daily quota of canacucks and swedecucks yet?

>>149691291
It’s a good day for Montreal to acquire Sorokin

>>149691813
Every day :)

>>149691906
why
sorokin sucks

>Kaprishart still hasn’t signed with the mild
So who gets him next season? My guess is Colorado

>>149692156
and Sammy Beautiful Mountain is just a stopgap until jakey flowers arrives

>>149692184
hes signing with florida for league minimum

>>149692235
You’re retarded

>>149692184
Islanders

>>149692281
You’re retarded

>>149692156
Cope hes an all star

>>149692184
Hes going back to the KHL because no one wants mildcuck tainted players

>>149692184
russians love nyc area, cali, and florida

>>149692335
the absolute state of the islelanders

>>149692371
Clearly not true since several mildcuck players have been traded recently

>>149692441
the lord would have got them into the playoffs

>>149692514
Yeah like when they went to the ecf two years in a row and lost to the cup winners by 1 goal in game 7?

Kaprishart is going to Toronto for 6x8 and no trade. He’s gonna straight walk.

isn't minnesota just a russia without everyone falling out of windows

>>149692605
TRB asking Grok how he could've avoided that chilly easter eve

>>149692545
they lost and then regressed?
wow he really does suck

>>149692605
Minnesota turning into Russia would be an improvement.

hasb D is Hutson and Dobson.

>>149692605
I could do this for free why do we need trillions of dollars of investment

>>149691559
This

>>149692774
thoughts on getting raped by bud?

You're steedeewuh, that I love to touch
Steedewuh and I can't get enough
We're still having fun and you're steedeweuhhh

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>>149692983