>hfw Sabalenka grunts edition

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>>149674223

>>149676445
Hell even the players are saying they don't want to.

siegemund should try to serve even more slowly

Siegemund is ded

just mind boggling

utterly mind boggling

number of times ive audibly said mindboggling is itself mind boggling

at this shitshow siegmund vs troonlenka

fucking cunts

YOURE WEAK
n

just tried watching women's tennis for the first time while waiting for the men to play. the quality of play is extremely low, the grunts are extremely loud and annoying even on slices, and the women aren't even hot in fact they are extremely ugly and masculine. how the fuck do people even watch this shit?

I want a close game but please Norrie lose

Siegechoke

Siegemund's knees are visibly wobbly while serving. She's done.

It’s ovrr

like IMAGINE

asking someone to hold their own serve on grass

incredible

absolute beggars belief

Sabalenka just did an actual sex grunt.

>>149676545
Norrie will lose in straight sets, screencap this

>>149676546
She just needs more time

Wobblemund

>>149676568
yeah it was amazing

>>149676568
Never heard that before

right

IM DONE

WTA world number one is unable to slice, or adequately return a slice, but it's 2025 and mindless ballbashing is enough to win multiple slams

its ogre

>>149676564
She's 60 years old after all

nou nou nou nou nou nou

>a hug
Didn't expect this

Aryna :)

>>149676604
Elderly Abuse is frowned upon

What time do they close the roof in bongland?

Still hearing that sex-moan in my head, that was great

none of you could even return a serve from her

wow

saying you respect sabalenka for going theough a match like that

WHO FUCKING HIRES THESE VAPID JOURNALIST

Can THE Cam Norrie take a set?

>>149676628
except: i could

>>149676629
Should be ashamed ngl

>>149676544
>how the fuck do people even watch this shit?
Well that was possibly the worst match of women's tennis I've watched this year and featured probably one of the most irritating players to ever pick up a racket, so probably not a good example of the sport really

Hot take: Pickleball is more civilized and gentlemenly and is quickly replacing Tennis as the sport of the rich. Women look more beautiful and don’t grunt that much.

what point was the sex noise

SEX WITH SABS

just mental how aryna will shit the bed with dumb errors ans you actually want to help her win

what is womans problem

why cant you just hold your serve like normal humans

>>149676647
People don't like getting their shit restrung.
That's why the paddle game is appealing.
And the lack of skill required.

>>149676660

>>149676646
if it's not a good example then how the fuck is this a Wimbledon quarterfinal featuring the top WTA playwr on center court scheduled right before Carlos Alcaraz??

>>149676647
worst is when i see people grunting at local tennis court

like holy shit youre vortually walking around the court hitting it at 30mph

what are you doing

>>149676469 (OP)

I wonder if she stills think of Miggs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vy-DEicCQa0&pp=ygUZU2lsZW5jZS5vZiB0aGVsYW1icyBtaWdncw%3D%3D

>>149676634
I’m betting on Norrie at .10 to win first set and selling at .40 if that happens but I can’t see him beating the champ. Just think the crowd will pump Norrie up.

>>149676618
Before 9 o'clock

>>149676686
>what are you doing
physical exercise for the first time in many many years, probably

>>149676686
Same thing in football when you see literal amateurs cutting holes in their socks like they're Neymar

>>149676678
*hides*

>>149676628
Yeah guys who play once a week on Sundays call Sabalenka a shitter and act like she wouldn't beat them 10 times in a row.

Is this Amanda's natural hair or has she dyed it black.

>>149676716
what about guys who play twice a week

>>149676544
The chaotic nature is why some find it appealing

BBC is so fucking cringe. Just show the match

Checks over stripes ( nike over adidas)

>>149676701
nah its usually like reasonably fit young men who clearly must be like projecting their tennis fantasies or egos onto themselves

just embarassing when you see some dude pretending to serve like some top players in their service action then when it actually comes to hitting the ball its like this extremely slow looping POS

>>149676678
>if she dies, she dies

>>149676728
Then it's a close match! Outcome uncertain.

>>149676628
returning the serve wasnt the problem

>>149676747

>>149676716
Here it is, the stupidest possible take

>>149676684
and what, you're expecting that Alcaraz v Cameron fucking Norrie is going to be superb? lol

>>149676731
What match?

Norrie to win in 4

>>149676774
calm down

Norrie has beaten Rath twice

>>149676776
The tennis match

>>149676729
oh so it's the same feel which impels people to travel to india? some people are just drawn to shit, ugliness, and chaos i guess

norrie makes me think of some love rival who'd defraud you and end up being arrested by the end of the film after a villainous monologue outlining his schemes

>>149676728
they would only lose 5 times in a row

Wheelchair tennis is so fucking bad man, it's like every point is a lob and the actual skill is in how fast you can move your wheelchair. It's a joke.
Men with no working legs should have been killed, and women with no working legs should be on blowjob duty

I want to roll around in the mud with pigisimova

>>149676773
If you are the undisputed best player at your local tennis club I would believe you could win.

>>149676774
yes? i've watched Alcaraz before his play is always high quality even when he's playing lesser opponents and missing. i've seen amateur men slice better than this sabalenka cunt. if they were hot i could understand for gooning reasons but this bitch is pure testosterone with a bogged face lol

Well done Sabs, well done. Your next opponent will be....Tatjana Maria.

>>149676826
New flavor of the month, glowie?

>>149676803
yeah i can vibe wt

>>149676826
Fuck yes.

>>149676839
Yes

>>149676660

>>149676803
Because of the white streak in his hair?

>>149676472 #
Who's the whore on the left she looks so familiar

wtf Norrie when?
Tired of waiting

Memes aside what's the highest level male Sabs/Iga/Coco/etc could beat?

>>149676873
On the hour it's saying.

>>149676875
boys under 12's

>>149676861
just has that nearly attractive but not quite + confident looking demeanour

>>149676873
3 mins

>>149676875
three-fiddy

>>149676861
I have that problem too :/ Cruella Deville tier

I miss Tessa Fowler.

Did Kyrgios bang Emma, they seem to get along well

The word "slam" is meaningless in tennis. They should be called majors

>>149676911
no, he got delayed it seems
>>>/gif/29100432

Snorrie time

>>149676911

>>149676875
I would say guys who went to tennis academies but weren't good enough for the challengers vagabonds circuit, gave up - but still play recreationally

>>149676900
>I miss Tessa Fowler.
Same. It’s been over 2 years since she last updated her OF (though I believe she’s still raking in over a thousand dollars a month from the platform)

Just when it looked like she was going to take the plunge into hc content, “poof” she disappears

Is Emma in the crowd?

>think ive missed the carloth game because its start time was 15:30 and i just got home

>forgot tennis is fucking retarded with its scheduling and it hasnt even started almost 3 hours late because the womens match before went 3 not 2 sets

why is norrie the only player who cares about sun protection?

Amanda is actually REALLY good

>>149677010
ANZACs are pretty sensitive about UV radiation because of the hole in the ozone layer down there

How come fems play less sets than men?

Personal ranking of the possible W25 final combinations:
1. Sinner-Alcaraz
2. Shelton-Fritz
3. Fritz-Cobolli
4. Shelton-Alcaraz
5. Cobolli-Norrie
6. Sinner-Fritz
7. Cobolli-Alcaraz
8. Djokovic-Fritz
9. Djokovic-Alcaraz
10. Djokovic-Norrie
11. Sinner-Norrie
12. Norrie-Shelton

>>149676990
>(though I believe she’s still raking in over a thousand dollars a month from the platform)
It's amazing innit
Get born with good titty genes and you can literally retire at 30 just by doing some titty pics for the internet
And women say they're oppressed

>>149677022
Hes not anzac he turned his back and get fucking die for all we care

Ive waited all my life for a decent kiwi tennis player especially after having to put up with the australians bullshit, and this turncoat pulls this fucking shit?

>AG1 ad on ESPN

Today we are all Norrie Fans.

>>149677055
Sydney needs to do SPH

Titcow is willingly giving up millions by keeping her cowtits. She has chosen her giant tits over winning slams and becoming a Tennis legend.

>>149677051
For me, it was her joi videos that she did just before retiring

>>149677010
that's zinc to help him breathe correctly not sunscreen i thought

If he removed that gay little grey hair quiff fringe he would be 10x more likeable

>>149677055
People seem obsessed with sydney's tittites but for me it's her smile

What the fuck does Snorrie have on the face?

>>149677078
It's ancient Maori tradition.

>he's a little bit special and we all know it
wow

>>149677077
Have you seen her in The Voyeurs?

Norrie has the ugliest backhand I've ever seen

>>149676786
Second day running you've told me to calm down, yesterday because I said two brands of lager were crap and today because I said Cameron Norrie is crap. You seem to have a somewhat distorted impression of my current state of calmness.

/ourgirl/ in cruise control

>>149677095
forehand and serve aren't pretty either

>>149677095
Yes welcome in.

>>149677106
tummy!

Reminder that Norrie has not one but two British parents meaning he's more British than that useless whore Emma will ever be

Carlos is just having a laugh

ENGERLANDS BRAVE NORRIE

>>149677117
Yeah but Emma has the most British mannerisms of any player on tour
She lovely, dorky, awkward, and cute!

>>149677117
Shame he's twice as useless as emma

The Shelton-Dimitrov match tomorrow should be really good

>>149677117
racially speaking he's more british than the average brit nowadays

>>149677137
*heems you*

>>149677139
Um, anon?

>>149677148
*Sinner it seems is just the proxy for Dimitrov now

>>149677048
For me it's
1. Sinner-Alcaraz
2. Shelton-Alcaraz
3. Djokovic-Alcaraz
4. Sinner-Norrie
5. Djokovic-Norrie
6. Norrie-Shelton
7. Cobolli-Alcaraz
8. Cobolli-Norrie
9. Sinner-Fritz
10. Djokovic-Fritz
11. Shelton-Fritz
12. Fritz-Cobolli

How the fuck is Anisimova so bogged?

Do you find Anisimova attractive?

>>149677047
Because they are independent and don't need no man

Hello, fellas :). Another day where the 4chan yts will seethe.

It's Nover.

Norrie will lose in straight sets, there's never going to be another Andy. Pack it up boys.

>>149677206
Great the retard more obsessed with race than the average /pol/tard is here. Sinner is one who causes the seethe if you hadn't noticed (you clearly haven't).

>>149677223
Emma will be the new Andy

>>149677223
I'd settle for another Tim right now. Some player to get to at least the semi-final.

The wheels are coming off already

oh shit...what should I do?

>>149677243
Nigga there's free streams

>>149677250
iplayer is completely free....

>>149677243
Mods get him.

Damn Norrie is shit

>>149677228
Poc tennis players suffer quite a lot of racism, racists drove Naomi Osaka to madness. We need to offer them some commiseration

>>149677243
It’s only £174.50 (£58.50 for black and white TV sets) a year so just pay up m8

How the FUCK did Raz drop that one in????

>>149677243

Norrie getting wrecked lmao

damnmnnnnn

holy shidd diss dumb nibba been watching streams whole time when bbc iplayer shows every single match top quality and allows you to rewind

holy shidd

>>149677263
Norrie is jobbing the first two sets so Cam can win in the third when Alcaraz's elbow completely blows out. The Call will be made

why the yt loser dude got cum all over his face tho

African fucking shit

>>149677243
stop roight there, mate! Youre goin' into the blocka!

>her boyfriend is a doodlenigger
Reminder that white male doodleniggers get their inkdoodles because it makes them seem like some "savage" "brave" "risk-taker" in an age where the #1 social taboo globally is white racial tribalism so they get their doodles as a substitute for real savagery.

Norrie should give one of his pecs to Dimitrov and just retire from tennis

Man Norrie is so fucking bad and boring to watch, who let this shitter slip into the QF...

Considering Sinner is injured since he cannot take his recovery drugs anymore, and Djoko is washed, it's gonna be the easiest slam to date for Carlos.

Genuinely think Alcaraz is Fed but more grug brained

>>149677284
isn't that the Sinner strategy?

>somebody put money on Norr to win the first set

>norrie

Reminder the BBC paid pedo Huw Edwards £200,000 after his arrest and "asked" to have it back lmao

>>149677294
Djokovic has been washed for years and Alcaraz still regularly pisses his pants against him. Not a foregone conclusion.

Words cannot describe Norrie

If Norrie is shit, how did he make the QFs? Checkmate

>>149677277
Poirot looking ass

This is it. Norrie's first slam.

>>149677282
>top quality
>540p

>>149677294
>who let this shitter slip into the QF
I guess hes in the slot where Zverev/Medvedev/Draper/Musetti/Rune should have been.
To bad they are all also shitters.
I agree. Carlos has an easy path to victory. I doubt even a peaking serve bot could beat him on grass

>>149677321
>herp derp i don't understand how contracts work

shut up faggot

Jarry would have put up more of a fight. At least he would get some free points on serve

You guys don't actually think Sinner did/does something that other top 50 players don't do, right? Or that he owes his elite level to some isolated positive test?

Norrie is cooked

>>149677292
doodleniggery is just a way for Jews to brand their shabbos cattle. proudly displaying niggercattle doodles is a simple way for plebs to announce they are a goyische slave

>>149677173
Interesting. I rate Fritz-Cobolli higher because they have somewhat of a similar style, they're both in their best form and they've never met before.

I agree that Shelton-Alcaraz could be kino (just like RG). On the contrary I'm completely fed up with the Novax-Grug final.

Spanish anon were you thinking about Tessa Fowler because Amanda Anisimova is playing or do you just have random intrusive thoughts about former Onlyfans models?

>>149677348
Hey Huw, how's it going?

>>149677356
I assume they're all memeing.

Hmm I think I would creampie Anisimova, actually.

>>149676698
Oh well I made money on that Khachanov comeback so break even. Damn Norrie really sucks.

>>149676826
Dude she looks like she LOVES sex like that body type that just you put a pillow under her and she wants you to eat her until your tongue hurts too much.

>>149676990
People talk about Jews but I swear to God dude if you ever googled the last name "Fowler" its honestly mindblowing how successful they are I am not kidding its like millionaire, CEO, supermodel, sports, tech, its the most powerful family in the whole world. It just means dude who keeps birds in a cage.

>>149677048
I just want Fritz to win, would be sweet if we got an American winner finally. Yes I voted Trump.

>>149677243
I lied and said no and nothing happens rofl come get me UK I watched 15 minutes of Glastonbury.

>>149677374
Grug thinking "this bitch"

>>149677356
He beat my favourite player Novak Chudovic and stopped him vulturing yet more slams so I hate him.

>>149677374
Hopefully Grug can upgrade his dance partner this year.

When did you realise that counter-punchers like Norrie are doomed to exctinction?

I really hope this fridge doesn't win

>>149677263
Excuse me this is a former Wimbledon semi finalist you’re talking about here

more like pavlyuchunkova

>>149677400
propa pwhoarin' ain't i

anyone watching the espn stream? mutt commentators are funny

Norrie in 4.

>>149677374
Prom night when the kid with no friends gets to dance with the teacher instead

>>149677382
>People talk about Jews but I swear to God dude if you ever googled the last name "Fowler" its honestly mindblowing how successful they are I am not kidding its like millionaire, CEO, supermodel, sports, tech, its the most powerful family in the whole world. It just means dude who keeps birds in a cage.
Fowler isn’t a Jewish surname

>>149677374
Will Mirra be a good dancer?

>>149677390

Is the commentator having a stroke

>Grath
>Ibitha

You can't just do the spanish lisp for every s

mirra

>>149677382
>Dude she looks like she LOVES sex like that body type that just you put a pillow under her and she wants you to eat her until your tongue hurts too much.
I'm hard now

Ferrero sensei should tell Alcaraz to stop doing the ear thing

>>149677413
listening to Chris Fouler promulgate Talmudic narratives for his Jewish masters while one of the McEnroes slur their words is peak American tennis commentary

>>149677432
No chance, she won't make it

>>149677432
Iga and Djokovic dancing would be kino

>>149677433
We actually say Ibitha

>>149677431
I would think so yes.

>>149677446
It will be Sinner and Mirra

>>149677444
hmm actually its tsn what am watching

>>149677444
john mcenroe is on the bbc commentary and he's a real arrogant dickhead to be honest

>Anishitmova
Reminder that if she'd never had a mental breakdown that caused Cahill to fuck off, Cahill may never have partnered with Sinner.

>>149677446
*pure cringe

ftfy

Why do so many yts seethe at the Ibiza sound? It's very similar to the "th" like in Ethereum. Yts seem so emotional

>>149677462
really hot take here

>>149677462
He's old and bitter now, try to cut him some slack.

>>149677462
his brother is the one slurring commentating with this Jewish Chris Fowler cocksucker

>>149677456
Sinner almost lost to the balding bisexual fraud, what makes you think he will make it?

>>149677467
Umm her dad ded and they called her fatty on social media. Be more sensitive

Norrie in 4

>>149676821
posting this to r/wheelchairtennis, wish me luck!

>>149677462
BBC commentary? Kinda gay

Why is Wimbledon not showing Russian/Belarusian flags, isn't the war over? I don't care about Slavs killing eachother.

>>149677470
pepperoni pitha

>>149677491
No one has shown their flags for a while now.

>>149677451
is she autistic

>>149677491
The war was begun by NATO with the clear intent to cut all the ties between the West and Russia forever, since Russia is the biggest bastion left against globohomo.

>>149677487
kek, please tell me that actually exists

>>149676826
so strange how her face and arms are that of a person 50 pounds heavier
love that belly though, it's a fun body fat percentage

>>149677483
He played Nadal?

Fight and win, Norrie. Fight and win!

>>149677512
Russia is the biggest bastion left against globohomo.
keked

>>149677523
You can call Nadal a lot of things but definitely not fraud

>>149677535
forgot the meme arrow therefore i said that

Jesus Christ that demon shriek

>>149677548
the meme arrow
kek

>>149677506

>nigra screams
wow that woman was built for my BWC

does she scream that loudly in bed?

Mirra Andreeva is 18 stop lusting after her

I need Amanda’s fat ass

>>149676826
Who the whore on the left she look familiar ANSWER ME GLOWIE

Fucking based. I can't wait for her to take out Sabalenka. She loves playing her.

Manda :3

Starting to think Norrie won't take a set, and it makes me sad for the future of the sport.

Imagine sucking the sweat off of Amanda’s fat titties directly after her match

I kneel, Amanda. What a collapse from Pavs.
Anisimova is one of the few ladies on tour who can swang and bang with sabs

Looks like Sinner is fucked. He might pull out.

nice arse

>>149677512
>a state run by Jewish banking oligarchs with international ties is the biggest bastion left against globohomo
lol. possibly even lmao.

>>149677556
Why do Russian women look cute and ugly at the same time?

why are such old and fat women "pro" tennis players?

>>149677580
He don’t want that smoke

>>149677432
if i didnt kno diss was iga i would be like

"yeh

shes alri"

Amanda :)

>>149677566
idk

>>149677580
Proofs? It was such a dumb fall as well, should top sliding on grass the big ginger retard

Sindel from mortal kombat lookin aah

YO nice aryan kid
based

>>149677580
RIP

>>149677556
Which of those do you think is cute?

>born in SA
>represented NZ
>then changed to GB
uhhh, wtf?!? I thought he was the pride of Britain….

>>149677578
>What a collapse from Pavs.
Highly misleading when she only had a chance due to a collapse from the other side of the court.

>>149677413
dislike mutt commentators

english commentators are more laid back and i find it makes whole fing mofe enjoyablr

Norrie is getting RAPED by Grug

Why are Americans always talking about race or sexual orientation or some other political BS on a tennis forum?

>>149677556
I hate that she behaves like a silly child. I hate every forced "cuteness". It's fake and gay.

is it true that "anisamova" is russian for "anus mover"?

>>149677608
Emma is the only pride of Britain
Everyone here loves her. Guys want her, girls want to be her.

>>149677617
No-one actually likes tennis sar. We just like hot women.

>>149677578
Yeah kinda crazy considering she took a year off due to her own mental health and came back stronger

>>149677617
we're having a laugh you subhuman brownoid

gay how all russian women hate russia

>>149677556
both of their faces are so disgusting to me (i'm ugly so i can recognize my own)

NORRIE ISN'T BRITISH

INSEMINATING

amanda

GIVING

jackson a cpusin

>>149677617
Why are Pajeets obsessed with moving to America?

Mirra vs Amanda final

>>149677611
english commentators are ass
glazzing the occasional mid uk player and the constant "innit"

>>149677197
yes. she's cute, great body and also personality goes a long way.

>>149677637
They have to denounce Russia to play in Wimbledon, kinda gay, I hate how pozzed this country is

>>149677585
Russia is the most Christian country in the world.

>>149677652
because their country is a total dump and America is less of a dump

>>149677654
never heard one say innit

>>149677596
I think I went to school with she
>>149677625
Yes

>>149677658
That would be Vatican City.

>>149677658
That's the Phillipines

>>149677631
Pretty much this

Can't believe some people memed themselves into thinking Norrie would win this because he once put Carlos down in some grotty 500 somewhere

>>149677662
PLOWING

>>149677667
hahahahahahaha

>>149677658
with the highest divorce rate in the world>>149677657

I feel like one "Amanda :)" isn't enough so I'm gonna post it again.

Amanda :)

I have reported this sub to the WTA's online harassment hotline.

This is boring I'm going for a lindywalk

>>149677673
carlos was injured in that match

>>149677680
Guess why? Because they still marry. We westoids don't even marry anymore. It's only degeneracy and loneliness.

Cam is an African nigga

good thread this.

in my next life i hope to be reincarnated as a wta photog

why did he do it?

gonna cum a second time later

>>149677714
It’ll get better when the Tessa Fowler pics and Anisimova iCloud leaks get posted during the rain delay

>>149677716
Imagine how many cameltoe closeups they must hide in those films.

>>149677722
Woah, gay!

>>149677719
>Chechnya
Truly a mystery

>>149677695
you have a point, if there is hope it would probably be there, at least there's a relatively higher degree of ethnic uniformity compared to the shitshow that the West is now and Russian people are at least trying to form families. but it's obviously not working

>>149677729
400 years ago she’d have been a peasant on her 5th pregnancy

>>149677729
Her dark hair is throwing me off now.

>>149677374
He shagged Annabel after.

Amanda :)

Horrible match between Sabalenka and Siegemund.

>>149677738
What will work then? I know the answer. The destruction of all digital technology.

when they do that thing where they get 4 balls and discard 2, are they just looking for the 2 most similar balls?

Shitz will beat grug

>>149677658
Gr8 b8 m8

BBC Radio 5 Live just said Raducanu isn’t watching in the stadium because she’s got a ‘banking sponsorship’ event to attend

>>149677779
lmao

round up all wta watchers and kill them

>>149677767
nah they want the newest (most inflated) ones for the 1st service

>>149677767
they read the fortune in the balls and they choose the balls with the best outcome.

>>149677779
typical

>>149677779
I love banks!

>>149677779
I actually feel bad for her.

>>149677779
Based

>>149677779
god i hate emma

>>149677779
If you’ve got £10 million in the bank, maybe you should, I dunno, skip the corporate event to go and watch your boyfriend in a quarter final??

>>149677814
>boyfriend
she hasn't even ever tasted his cum bro

>>149677789
half of us are gamblers and the other half are coomers
so yes i agree

>>149677814
They are not a couple. Alakazam can't even string two sentences together in English.

>>149677779
>BBC Radio 5 Live just said Raducanu isn’t watching in the stadium because she’s got a ‘banking sponsorship’ event to attend
to clarify, the BBC aren’t allowed to say the name of the bank due to their impartiality rules but it’ll be HSBC
She’s at an HSBC event

>>149677789
this but unironically

>>149677814
Because he's clearly not her boyfriend

>>149677779
Money talks.

>Big Black Cock Radio

>>149677814
Emma is into black guys you know?

>>149677824
She’s never done that with any boy she’s dated. Very vanilla.

>>149677841
I can read her dread and desperation through her gaze

>>149677789
Hugh…hello, based department?

>>149677836
THIS.
He just banged her silly one night.
She couldn't take it.
Just friends

>>149677843
>spaghetti anon sees an acronym and immediately thinks about dick

really makes you think

>no emma gf

>>149677855
why couldnt she take it?

>>149677751
can tell annabel is a propa slut for a strapping young man

>>149677832
Al-caraz should have just pretended he knew zero English from the very beginning so he didn't have to embarrass himself every time in interviews. what are they gonna do, fine him? they'd have to bring in some interpreter and he'd be free to speak his native tongue

When Emma said about Grug:
>no [laughs] we’re just good friends
What is that actually meaning in girl talk?

>>149677873
>good friends

no they arent

why do celebrities lie like this

>>149677873
"I want to take all his cock at once in every hole but.. ye... we just frens :)"

>>149677855
Emma is a virgin. At most she hold hands with Alcaraz.

>>149677852
I think she has a genuine interest in finance.

Be honest, if alcaraz and sinner had the same skin color as coco would you still he watching tennis?

>>149677366
I loathe Fritz and I don't really care about Cobolli. Nothing personal against the Italian. But anything with Fritz is worthless to me.

>>149677876
its what people want to hear
people still pretend nadal and federer are good friends

>>149677873
>[laughs] I'm gonna attention-whore this fake relationship until it's dry

>>149677779
Code for getting shit on my banking elites

>>149677866
Too big for her.

>>149677789

>>149677895
damn...

>>149677873
translation: she wanted the d, but found out he's gay

>>149677611
Id only watch scottish commentators. English ones are tedious. If its an ex pro commentating Im muting the stream straight away.

so carliots is huge dick confirmed???

>>149677904
thank god

>>149677888
Would be even more interesting

>>149676469 (OP)
thought Jodie would be more into contact sports?

COME INTO THE NET WHEN YOU ARE STANDING A FOOT INSIDE THE BASELINE

THIS IS NOT CLAY SNORRIE YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FAGGOTRON

Ogre. playing video games instead

alcaraz just finish this shit so i can collect my liquor money for the evening

>>149677888
>a black man
>named sinner
He'd be cancelled

norrie a shit

norrie shits

Tennis commentator challenge: try to finish an alcarez match without ejaculating

Difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE

Haven’t taken a norrie in 3 days

THE UNDERSTANDING OF THE ANGLES AND THE GEOMETRY

>>149677951
kys

GF has just told me she’s spent upwards of £200 on today’s Amazon prime day “deals”

This is karma for turning your back on the nation that raised you norrie, weasely little backstabber get fucked

>>149677951
based

>>149677945
Go see a doctor, anon.

>>149677789
holy trvke

>>149677959
your wallet or hers?

>>149677951

>>149677972
Joint account

Why didn't Norrie even attempt to return that.

>>149677951
Aliens when they land on planet Earth

Norrie in 5.

>>149677977
>joint account
>gf
Isn't that a bad idea bro?

>i rate alcaraz

>>149677951
awww <3

>>149677981
kek

>>149677959
I hate women

>>149677968
but thats where he got his norries

Mika and Hannah :)

>Mirra :)

really bad vibes inthis thread ngl. Want the Italians and Spaniards to leave, and the bong cazzies.

>>149677959
grim af
lmaoing at normies, my wtafus would never

>>149677959
She tell you what the bought?

no matter how bad this norrie match is it is still bounds better than the sabalenka match that preceded it

>>149677977
you played yourself

Can we puh-lease talk more about Amanda?

>>149677951
Cute.

>>149678008
Sorry to bother you. Will only read from now on.

>>149678018
that's a man

>>149678020
mods!

Bong announcer pretending Sinner didn't nearly get eliminated yesterday

>>149677951
>>149678020
:)

>>149678008
im so so sorry

>>149678020
wow

We need to support POC tennis players to fight biggotry and racist like this /pol/tard >>149678008

Alcaraz suffers a lot of anti Spanish discrimination, a lot of people trying to mind break him the same way they did with our girl Naomi Osaka

>>149677789
If you watched Fritzcarraldo instead of Siegemund Freud you missed the better match

>>149678008
>>149678020
I'm sorry that you get so mad when someone points out that faked cuteness and child behaviour is hideous

>>149677988
do hats help you cope?

>>149678050
I never get mad.

>>149678044
>Alcaraz suffers a lot of anti Spanish discrimination
Same for Sinner (anti Italian discrimination, anti Austrian discrimination + anti Ginger distrimination)
It's even tougher for him

>>149678018
should we talk about her resemblance to miss piggy or try to put that out of mind

anyone else indifferent to norrie?

>no buys left for alcaraz on kalshi

>>149678065
he has white privilege tho

>>149678070
count me

>>149678070
roughly every living soul on the planet

>>149678028
da

>another 50 to 60 of these and he's got a chance
rude

>>149678070
well i mean the default here is to dislike him and you will struggle to find a single poster that likes him

>>149678008
:( this is because Carlos is beating the shit out of your fake Brit?

>>149678011
Some stuff to put on the floor of our garage to make the floor feel like a gym
Water bottle
Ice blocks
Ear defenders
Planters
Smart watch

>>149677832

He can always learn english, the potential of $250 mill net worth by 25 is what making Emma moist.

>>149678083
Carlitos is white too

>>149677977
She bought butt plugs right?

>>149678094
No one likes Norrie, no one roots for him.

>>149678070
it's hard to feel anything for him- his ballbouncing and mindgames this Wimbledon were the first time he stirred anything in me

>>149678070
once the match is over he will fade into indifference again

Is this the worst QF match in history?

Have a good evening my friends

>>149678097
why does he have brown eyes?

Is there a name for red heads with brown eyes?

>>149678065
Thank you, brother. We really need to fight against biggotry in tennis. The hate Alcaraz gets for the color of his skin and for his nationality can't be accepted in the current year

>>149678046
>Fitzcarraldo
now that's a movie

>>149678097
geg doesnt this austrian know parmigiano is for grating

>>149678102
for herself or anon?

>>149678122
where are you going? When will you be back?

Theres a trifecta of pedos in tennis at all times, the germ, the russian and the paki brit,

And if you call one out the others run in to defend, there could he fed vs nadal on live and theyll be posting pictures of 16 year old girls playing in some nothing tourny,

I honestly dont know how they arent locked up yet and I dont know how you are all ok with it

Grug will purposely lose this set so he can milk the crowd for more attention.

Baby I'm Norrie, not Norrie

Grug demolishing norrie

>>149678153
sigh... make /wta/ and /atp/ two separate threads.

>>149678020
Abomination

>>149678135
based oldfag

>>149678167
Its not just wta and you know it for a fact

>>149678153
im not a paki

Fuck this shitty bracket. The entire bottom half became a wash in R2.

>>149678153
>Ausbro not mentioned because he has been sick for a week or two
That's not cool man

>>149678153
im not a brit

Mirra Andreeva is barely 18, no sexual comments please.

>>149678153
im not a pedo

Cam snorrie

>>149678177
they always miss one of four flags for some reason :c

GO BACK TO AFRICA YOU'RE A DISGRACE

corr cant wait to watch cobolli-cutie

Cam just won 400,000£ for todays effort

Lets not pretend hes actually upset, tennis would be better if only the winner got the prize money

Carlos is in the final

how this trash ass nig made it so far

Somehow 6-2 6-3 6-2 is more embarrassing than 6-1 6-1 6-0

It's like Carlos couldn't even be bothered to try that hard

>>149678204
they never miss you so that makes you the leader

>>149678217
The average salary in the UK is 37,340£, cam is not suffering

That Tsitsipas Tarvet match in the lower bracket was crazy close. Stef lost but he could be a future slam winner. Why do people only talk about the upper bracket?

>>149677892
this anon gets it

>>149678233
He definitely is the biggest pedo yes, hes the only one im 100% sure will see jail before he offs himself

based caraz missing in purpose

didn't oliver tarvet put up more resistance than this

Norrrie's backhand makes me feel physically ill.

someone post a webm of norries backhand it can't be that bad

Ferrero has spoken.

brutal beatdown

>>149678259
Ive got some bad news anon...

He has a two hander *vomits*

Taylor ain't doing shit

>>149678275
who doesn't these days?

>>149678266
Let me guess what he said, vamos

VAMOS!

It’s always the people protesting too loudly about a little bit of girls tennis enjoyal that you just know are up to some real shady shit that they’re projecting about.

Bye Cam you jackass.
Fuck Draper for kwabing and leaving this embarrassment as the last 'British' representative, at least the Drapist might have made it interesting.

Brootal

>>149678276
Inshallah Al Quraaz shall smite that infidel

>>149678259
sorry just tried to cap it and my PC did a BSOD
now there's smoke coming out of the tower

>>149678259

winding up normies is an integral part of juniors appreciation

>>149678290
air tight logic

>>149678290
Shut up nonce nobody falls for that shit

>>149678233
not sure how i should feel about this :/

actually i think it's because the cazzies can't tell me and boris apart
it's makes my impact on the thread way bigger than it actually is

>>149678303
>Murray911.png

Jonesy plays tomorrow :)

>>149678332
she's only 17 years and 1 day old you sick fuck

So what did norrie actually do?

Fucking hilarious how much attitude Norrie has and how dogshit he is.

>>149678096
> He can always learn english
Bruh Nadal never learned and it’s not like grug is any more intelligent

>>149678332
Can't wait!

>>149678352
made that janny seethe last round

>>149678308
confusing non-paedos with normies isn't going to work, nonce

>>149678305
yeah, i'm thinking i'd rather watch 17 year old girls desu

>>149678153
I'd be honestly happy if they got murdered on the street.

>>149678363
grug probably speaks English better than whatever Euro language you were forced to learn at school

>>149678153
>guilt by association

>>149678136
Nah it can also be eaten raw like any aged cheese

gregging a wallace

Shit day desu

>>149678328
>actually actually
really should start reading my posts before posting them :c

>>149678363
>>149678387
Both Grug and Nadal can speak good Italian

>>149678387
Ok Ranjeesh

Gonna do the right thing here and admit I never thought Norrie is that good

>>149678412
By speaking Spanish and ending every word with a vowel?

>>149678423
lol

>>149678436

>>149678328

>>149678428
I love Bublik

>>149678408
me on the right

>>149678417
Shut your ignorant mouth hillbilly

>>149678097
Do Italians really do this? Just sit and eat 4-5kg blocks of parmesan?

>>149677337

>If this loser is so shit, how come he almost won?

>>149678130
Yes, red heads.