Thread 149676947

sunderland news

>>149676947 (OP)
they look half chinese half indian very strange

>>149676947 (OP)
sovl

>>149676997
So full scouse

ot some bad news lads, al arabiya(an arabic news outlet) just reported that "high speed" was the cause of the diego jota crash.
honestly feel bad for em, we've all fucked around in the street and went over the limit, coulda been any of us(albeit no one here has a lamborghini but still)

>>149677163
never got a Lambo for this very reason, wouldn't be able to trust myself to not do 150 and look for jumps

>>149677178
yeah that’s why I stick mainly to family friendly cars like my Rolls Royce Phantom.

this is my lamborghini

>>149677266
if i had to drive this every day id just kill my self

>>149677266
why are you parking inside a stadium ?

>>149676997
In parts of north east India they start looking nepalese/bhutanese

>>149677266
>>149677276
Rooney's first car btw

>>149676947 (OP)
I sure fucking hope they're rich enough to do this. Though I don't know what a "Liverpool store" is. Are they selling merch? If anything, now would be the best time to be open. Capitalize on people wanting to virtue signal as lifelongs.

I drive a Ford Fiest Mk6 and obey the traffic laws :)

Wissa to Forest for £35mil + bonuses. You heard it here first.

yesterday as you remember I said man united would be foolish to think they couldn't use a Jamie Vardy, now lo and behold the journos are linking them together. Coincidence?

>>149677146
kek

>>149677146
Gottem

remember when united customers booed their new signing to the point he left the pitch in tears

BIG NEWS:

>MPs have voted to back the Football Governance Bill and establish an independent regulator to oversee the men's game in England's top five divisions.

>They voted by 415 to 98 to pass the bill at its third reading in the House of Commons, and it is now poised to become law.

>The legislation will grant powers to a body that is independent from government and football authorities.

>>149679110
woah they really will be cooking if their mid-table shitters can keep overperforming

>>149679110
the regression to the mean is gonna hit hard

his name was diogo jota

>>149679110
volumes

>>149679099
Explain this to me like I'm an idiot. Do they mean referees or PGMOL or what? And what exactly are the powers that are being granted?

>>149679383
He drove lambo with bro

>>149679463
it's not referees
it's an independent regulator for football
so instead of the clubs deciding things amongst themselves a third party has oversight
premier league clubs see this as a threat to their ability to walk all over the football league

>>149679584
It will also allow government to block shit like a super league or playing matches abroad

More power to block takeovers from shysters who want to load a club with debt and do a runner too

>>149679463
It's to prevent scenarios like Bury, Reading, Sheffield Wednesday, Morecambe, etc.

Joao Pedro up and running

If you're wondering about the celebration, he started his career at Fluminense

>>149679584
>>149679630
I'm sorry lads but I'm gonna need a bit more context. What are they regulating? Like new rules? Or voting to bring in PSR or FFP or whatever? Stuff like that?
I know I can Google it but I don't think I'd be able to understand what I'm looking at as easily.

does anyone else feel like amorim is a bit of a fall guy
like what do you even do with the shower of shit that ten bald brought in

>>149679726
Regulating club ownership. The following is taken verbatim from the Government website: https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/football-governance-bill-2024-supporting-documents/fact-sheet-the-independent-football-regulator-ifr

> Club financial soundness- to protect and promote financial sustainability of regulated clubs, ensuring that clubs take sensible financial decisions and consider the long-term when taking risks.
So no more Dai Yongge or Jason Whittingham bollocks where clubs are driven to the wall because the owner is a petty cunt

> Systemic financial resilience- to protect and promote the financial resilience of English football as a whole, ensuring that systemic risks and structural issues like the distribution of revenue through the pyramid are managed appropriately.
So that money generated by the Premier League doesn't just stop there and instead goes through the EFL and National League (what will happen below the NL is anyone's guess)

> Heritage- to safeguard the traditional features of English football that matter most to the fans and local communities of clubs.
So you don't get shit like MK Dons happening again or Cardiff having their colours changed to red.

>>149679879
>So you don't get shit like MK Dons happening again or Cardiff having their colours changed to red.

And PL trying to do shit like a 39th game in Saudi/USA

>>149679728
For starters he could stop autistingly insisting on playing a formation that makes his shit players even more shit

>>149679936
Yes. I should have also said "regulating the structure of the game". So as a further example, no repeat of what certain other countries have done and taken their Community Shield around the world for no culturally apparent reason.

Rick Parry must be seething. No more brown envelopes.

>>149679879
>>149679936
So basically making sure that owners won't treat their clubs like a credit card and that the values of the game remains instead of getting monetised (too much, I assume), is what I'm understanding. I think I get it. Thanks guys.

>>149680154
Now I'm wondering how the PL+NL v EFL saga will play out

>>149680267
Yes, and despite promising they wouldn't try to interfere, the PL have offered tons of hospitality to MPs over the past year and lobbied hard against it

>>149680290
>WE CAN LOOK AFTER OURSELVES, HONEST!!!!!!
How brown were Richard Masters' pants after the vote went through earlier today? I want to say very.

>>149680290
I'm pleasantly surprised it passed then. I wouldn't have thought MPs cared that much about it but I guess it ultimately means more money being put back into their community as well.

>>149680474
It's just an easy win for them, it was actually the Conservatives who drew up the first bill and then Labour took it over when they came in

>>149680494
I'm curious enough to ask if that would have played a part in the bill passing but I get the feeling that conversation isn't really going to be fun to have.
Overall, seems like great news.

oh no think of the bootleg merch!

>>149681167
being a full kit wanker gets expensive

>>149679724
>Joao Pedro is the first Chelsea player to score multiple goals in his first competitive start for the club since Michy Batshuayi against Bristol Rovers in the League Cup in 2016.

>>149681504
Bristol Rovers would destroy Flumengo

>>149681504
he's paying for himself

>>149681579
cope

despise chelsea
disgusting club

>CWC final ends up as UEFA v UEFA
well that was completely predictable

>>149679463
They're going to make English clubs joining a super league illegal

>>149679383
>his name was jota
jota is just the letter J in portuguese apparently not his name

>>149682600
if they didn't care they wouldn't be there. Chelsea fans will be devastated if they lose the final

>>149682528
A better option would be to boot the Sky Six into a European Super League with the other clubs ruining football in Europe.

>>149682666
>he actually cares about the Cash World Cup
LOL

>>149679724
>>149681504
rated him at brighton to be fair

chelsea will have a lot of attacking talent to manage next season

remember when /epl/ said citeh were going to get relegated and they'd give all their cups to kloppo and the reds

>>149681504
Is his girlfriend really 15 years old?

>>149682802
i thought that was mane's wife

>>149682873
no i think he married her at "legal" age like 17 or whatever but had been dating her since 15 or some weird shit lol

>>149682600
PSG or Real Madrid will batter them, Chelsea haven't played a single good in the entire tournament yet.

>>149679463
it's just going to be even more red cartel bullshit (good for plastics like yourself) and money to the EFL (probably good for the game but it'll hurt the top flight in europe)

>>149683048
>taking care of your own = bad

>>149683085
it's not that simple, the EFL has too many basket case clubs that'll only use a bigger budget to do more damage

>>149683124
>the EFL has too many basket case clubs that'll only use a bigger budget to do more damage
That is precisely why the regulator was introduced: to prevent that from happening.

If you care more about the Premier League's competitiveness in Europe than your own country's pyramid, it shows where you actual allegiances lie.

>>149679110
only guy that is proven elite finisher is Kane, rest of shitters are one season wonders.

>Arsenal are prepared to offer a player swap for Crystal Palace midfielder Eberechi Eze, 27, and look set to beat Tottenham Hotspur to the Englishman's signature. (Sun)

Brentford are likely to demand £65m for their striker Bryan Mbeumo, 25, having already rejected bids of £55m and £62.5m from Manchester United for the Cameroon international. (Mirror)

>Sporting and Sweden striker Viktor Gyokeres, 27, is prepared to wait until the end of the summer window to get a loan deal to another European club if his move to Arsenal does not materialise. (Sun)

England winger Jadon Sancho, 25, is prepared to take a significant pay cut in order to move from Manchester United to Juventus, but the Serie A club are still unwilling to meet the terms. (Il Corriere dello Sport - via The Mail)

>Nottingham Forest are targeting a move for PSV Eindhoven and Belgium winger Johan Bakayoko, 22, as they line up a replacement for 23-year-old Sweden international Anthony Elanga, who looks set to move to Newcastle United. (Telegraph - subscription required)

Manchester United are set to get £8m as part of a sell-on clause they negotiated when they sold Elanga to Forest in 2023. (Talksport)

>Forest are also considering Bakayoko's Belgium team-mate Malick Fofana, 20, with the Lyon winger also linked with Chelsea and Bayern Munich this summer. (Sky Sports)

Unai Emery is keen to bring Barcelona striker Ferran Torres, 25, to Aston Villa and is prepared to offer £43m for the Spaniard. (Fichajes - in Spanish)

>Arsenal's attempts to sign Valencia defender Cristhian Mosquera, 21, have stalled as the La Liga club are asking for more than £20m for the Spanish international. (Mirror)

Bayern Munich have held talks with Christopher Nkunku's agent as they consider a move for Chelsea's 27-year-old France striker. (Bild - in German)

>Napoli have made a £42m bid for Liverpool's 26-year-old Uruguay striker Darwin Nunez. (Gianluca di Marzo)

Sunderland are close to completing a deal to sign 20-year-old Morocco forward Chemsdine Talbi from Belgian side Club Brugge. (Fabrizio Romano)

>Atalanta have rejected a £45.7m offer from Saudi Arabian side Al-Qadsiah for Italy striker Mateo Retegui, with the Serie A side wanting £51.8m for the 26-year-old. (Football Italia)

Everton are interested in signing 26-year-old goalkeeper Mark Travers, who impressed on loan at Middlesbrough from Bournemouth last season. (Sky Sports)

>>149683332
>Eberechi Eze, 27
What the...I thought he was like 23

>>149683374
I can't post the 'fail to win me a trophy' edit any more because they actually won a trophy (their 3rd since the PL began!).

>>149683332
>Arsenal are prepared to offer a player swap
who would they swap for Eze realistically?
>Brentford are likely to demand £65m
>having already rejected bids of £55m and £62.5m
they are really holding out for 2.5m? that is like a 15 year old academy player fee
>>149683374
isnt he waiting for a cash injection or something yiddish like that

>>149683383
big lev has defo said on record we're challenging for the league and the CL this season. he has no plans to sign anyone good so that's on thomas frank to deliver. poor fool, tanking his career.

>>149683404
>poor fool, tanking his career.
will he try the nuno route to recovery once he gets the boot

>>149683396
>who would they swap for Eze realistically?
According to the article, 'a defender'. It's the Sun, lad, it has no actual sources or info. But Arsenal cannot exchange a defender because they're trying to buy one (and Valencia are playing hard ball). Not only did Arsenal cancel Tomiyasu's contract but Tierney is gone and Zinchenko is expected to go. So they only have two LB's (both made of glass) and one RB (made of glass). So they're never going to swap a defender (and the only one would be Kiwior who was actually pretty decent filling in for Gabriel or Saliba I forget, I seem to remember had pretty good stats). So I think it's just the Sun making shit up unless CP accept Zinchenko + £55m.

>>149683380
I thought 24 but nope. He's in his prime. I think it is a stupid decision to buy him. If they're going to fork out £70m for a player go for Rodgryo.

>>149683411
you'd hope so. i feel like the best way to handle being >our manager is to fail rapidly. get kicked early doors, spurs become just a blip in your CV rather than a large patch of abject failure.

Manchester United finished FITEENTH!
HAHHAHHHAAHHAHAHHAAHHHAAHH

>>149683396
The issue is United are offered £40m+£15m add-ons and then £50m+£12.5m in add-ons and they were clearly unrealistic add-ons (aka qualify for CL and win domestic cup and score 30 goals in a season for £5m etc). So they want a flat £60m+£5m (reasonable £5m). United will get it over the line, but it's just embarrassing that their media butt buddies said like 4 weeks ago the medical was booked and ready to go. People keep mentioning the £5m-£8m they're getting for Elanga being the reason they're waiting but sell on fees aren't instant afaik, they follow the same rules as a transfer, spread over a period of time. So they'll prob get £2m over the next four years or some shit.

>>149683425
all he has to do is improve on 17th and then take the pay day when Poch wants to come back in a couple of seasons

>>149683452
Spurs played basically League One/Championship tier teams all the way to the final (and then faced the worst United team in PL history) and now have CL football to play. While that doesn't mean more games, it's going to be difficult. But knowing Frank he'll do a Slot and turn them into challengers and they'll win the CL.

>>149683447
>£12.5m in add-ons
that makes sense
reporting is so shit with addons choosing to include them in the total or not, just clickbait
levy offered 10m in addons to west ham the other day for kudus that only kick in if they win the prem or CL kek

>>149683489
Not as bad as reporting on Zubimendi. BBC said £60m and just said £60m, no add-ons mentioned, yet Sky Sports said £51m. Yet reports earlier said £54m. It's ridiculous how that has varied but that's how the media works. Same shit with Liverpool. You even see shit like Football365's mediawatch seething that people are reporting Wirtz as £116m.

Brentford want £60m flat then £5m in reasonable add-ons and United will cave and look foolish for not just doing it six weeks ago and getting it done.

>>149683467
frank brought basically all of brentfords staff even their medical team from what i heard
there was also a report about the top medical guy at spurs going on holiday during the middle of their injury crisis
wouldnt expect it to be quite as daft even with extra and tougher games

Man United are set to get £8M from the sale of Elanga :D

>>149683187
Mbeumo has done it 2 seasons in a row

>>149683332
Eze is 27???

I think Man United should skip buying a striker this summer and put the money on a good midfielder and keeper instead.

Mbeumo, Cunha, Fernandes, and Amad are all xG overperformers so having a creative player like Zirkzee up front this coming season wouldn't be the worst thing.

I'm aware this post is gonna get clowned on here but it makes sense.

>>149683657
>put the money
What money? After Mbuemo they'll have spent £125m.

>>149683722
In installments. Its not 125M out this summer.

>>149683760
They paid a release clause for Cunha, release clauses have to be done instantly. You're also forgetting they have £100m to spend on instalments for players they have already bought (Antony, Zirkzee, Sancho etc). So that's another £100m gone. I don't think you quite understand. If United were flush with cash why are they linked with Vardy and DCL instead of Sesko or Gyokeres? Why aren't they dumping £70m right now on Gyokeres? Why aren't they spending £45m on Martinez for this GK they desperately need? Or even £25m on Maignan? Why aren't they signing Rios who has £20m release clause?

>>149683805
Lol, no they don't. Its guaranteed money but not necessarily up front payment.

>>149683810
Yes they do. It's why United paid more for Zirkzee despite his release clause to do it in instalments. Same reason Arsenal paid £54m for Zubmimendi instead of his £51m release clause, to do it in instalments.

Well done dodging the rest of my post, however.

>>149683810
Dont try to explain it to him. ABUs are retarded.

>>149683846
Yeah I'm not gonna bother. He's clearly just trying to get a rise out of me.

>>149683846
>>149683862
Don't reply to yourself. You either pay more to do it instalments or you pay the instalments instantly. United paid more as per the contract. They wanted to do 5 years, Wolves said fuck off, 3. So United agreed. Again, you dodged my question, if United are so flush with cash why aren't they buying Martinez? Over 5 years that's £9m. Yet they're not. Why aren't they buying Gyokeres? £70m over 5 years is £14m.

People can see the timer being posts and know you're replying to yourself literally a min apart. You've failed (again) to answer a very simple question - if United have money why are they 1. Quibbling over £5m for Mbuemo and 2. Not buying Sesko, Gyokeres, Etikike, Rios, Martinez and Ederson?

Is it because they have no money? But that can't be true because INSTALMENTS!

>>149684144
The way they're treating him is frankly disgusting

>>149683898
>Why aren't they buying Gyokeres?
He snubbed them.

>Ramón Sosa
Nottiganbros is this guy any good?

>>149679724
Good finish

>Gentleman's agreement
>Release clause only United can activate (cheaper release clause only for United btw)
>Wants to join up with Amorim again
>Draws up a list of two dozen teams he would consider joining
>United isn't one of them
>Turns out the other two dozen teams don't want him neither
>Issues come and get me plea to United
>They immediately take notice
>Arsenal decide they want him
>No longer wants United
>To the extent that he's willing to pay millions of £ of his own money and leave his gf just to join Arsenal
>Arsenal

Mental how quickly Big Jim has fucking tanked this club and turned them into a complete laughing stock. I'd feel sorry for the customers but they'll STILL blame the Glazers despite them boasting about how Big Jim was taking over footballing matters and therefore the massive progress they made would be thanks to him. Except it's been the reverse of progress, it's been ungress, all thanks to Jim and still they blame the Glazers.
For that reason they shan't be getting an ounce of pity from me.

ABUs having a melty because United chads aren't taking their bait

Scruffy Jim should play the Old Trafford rats up front

surely chelsea will be in the title race next season?

Mbeumo scored 9 goals the previous 2 seasons. He must have really improved to score more than double the goals from the same xG. No way he was lucky.

So it's safe to say that Chelsea won this transfer window

we're going to get relegated

>New changes from UEFA to Champions League format:

>Teams who finish higher in the league stage will now play the second leg at home - no more random draw.

>If a lower-ranked team beats a higher-ranked team, they take their place and get the home advantage in the next round.

>UEFA says this gives more value to the league stage and helps create big surprises, like Brest and Djurgarden did last season.

Idiotic. Get rid of point 2.

>>149683805
They’re paying for cunha in three instalments over the next two seasons

MPs voted against giving us free matches on the tele. Mad ting.

>>149687496
Is "but muh lower league games" good enough reasoning to vote against it? Or is it all just MPs being bought out by Sky?

there's this ULTRA cringe chelsea customer from saudi called shargi, if any match goers here can assassinate him next season i'll forever be in debt.

>>149687496
It would have been something that people actually want, of course they voted against it

Reminder joao Pedro is a nonce

>>149686347
UEFA bending over for Arsenal again

>>149687766
Arsenal would've have benefited from these rules. The opposite would've happened because PSG beat Liverpool.

>>149687370
Luv are Sue

>>149687782
>would've have

>>149687814
Wouldn't have*

Where are the Sheikh Jaseem rumours?

>>149679724
>>149681504
uhh is joao pedro actually elite?

>>149687814
no need to do this :/
when someone makes an honest spelling mistake just leave them be, beating a man when he's down is shameful.

>>149683332
>Malick Fofana
The two fofanas before were dud, surely the third one will work.

>>149677911
Brentford gutted like a fish

>>149687782
UEFA are desperate for the club for brown people who love gay sex to win something. Arseanal gets what Arseanal wants.
Everybody forgets the insane refball they got against Real Madrid because that tie ended up being a hammering

>>149679629
>More power to block takeovers from shysters who want to load a club with debt and do a runner too
Weird how they dont do that with other businesses

Shitizen having an unhinged meltdown yet again

Gyokeres looks very good in highlights, gonna have to go watch Hojlund or Zirkzee highlights to see if even those bums looked good in highlights before they went to Utd

>>149687871
The reasons given above sound kinda good but I don't trust the government not to fuck things up either intentionally or otherwise

>>149687842
4chan was funnier when people got called out for typos
>Newfags don't remember >my dad got me hard

>>149687866
>liverpool fans when another team actually beats Real

>>149679724
Really hate the "hand up in the air" when you score against your former team.

>>149687915
Liverpool beat them though...

>>149687943
>group stage vs knockouts

>>149687915
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!

proud owners of the "We beat Real Madrid (in the knockouts)" trophy

>>149687908
Okay senior.

>>149687980
Raped any 8 years recently, sandnigger?

I guess the Zubimendi news finally hit him

uhoh they're spam posting and getting the AI slop memes out, they're really winning the argument now!

Low-quality thread

>>149688026
Caicedo's better so he can comfort himself with that signing

Crazy that Manchester United finished 15th

>>149687915
liverpool fans got so hyped up when liverpool beat city, but then when arsenal battered city they went all quiet. then they did the same when they beat real, and went quiet when arsenal battered them. it's funny because they used those matches as a metric for why liverpool are world beaters and arsenal aren't, only to have their views shattered.

>>149688259
and spurs finished 17th

>>149688356
Worra trophy for Assna

cunha's blooter to make it 2-0 in the opening game will finally shut these arsecucks for good

daily reminder that Liverpool are Premier League champions

>>149688391
Wow....17th and no trophy? Embarrassing to be a Spurs fan 2bh

*

>>149688404
big fan of this gimmick

>>149688407
there are no arsenal fans here right now. you can tell because there general is dead.

>>149688453
*their

>>149688453
their*

>>149688457
yeah typo

>>149688424
in what world is finishing 17th not embarrassing. nobody wants to join spurs. meanwhile united are making huge signings.

>>149688491
and can you show us these signings?

>>149688498
who have spurs signed that's on the level of cunha?

>>149688510
thomas frank

man utd have been in discussions about mbeumo for over a month how broke are they

>>149688453
here they are
>>149687915
>>149688356
>>149688391

>>149688519
you mean the manager who guided his team to *checks notes* 10th place last season? i guess it's better than 17th. cunha was an outstanding player in a mediocre team. frank has never shown he's a good manager.

>>149688541
i'm a united fan you twat

One Portuguese outlet reporting deal not found between Arse and Sporting, Arse reps gone home but another Portuguese outlet reporting Arse are willing to pay 70m+10m

Who to believe

>>149688491
Finishing 17th is one thing, but the fact they didn't even win a trophy is downright humiliating

>>149688537
Standard Man U negotiation tactics. Try to lowball the club then pay exactly what they asked for 6 weeks later.

>>149688604
Anichebe's was funnier

comically poor thread
*leaves*

>>149688646
it's funny how hyped spurs fans are over signing a literal bum manager who isn't rated by any other club. united might be in a poor period, but the managers they've signed are serial winners at elite level of their respective countries. spurs have signed a manager who's biggest claim to fame is winning the championship playoffs lol.

while we've all seen it, it's generally a good idea to include an image when talking about it
hardly like you're busy

>>149688731
>united might be in a poor period, but the managers they've signed are serial winners at elite level

>>149688738
Got your image right here fag

>>149688782
amorim won 5 leagues/domestic cups in the netherlands. amorim has won 4. you can't fault the ambition in signing these managers. spurs are signing a literal who. you've always been a small club but holy shit this is a new low. complete lack of ambition. bum manager and no signings. meanwhile your london rivals are both making massive transfers to go for the league. you're aiming for top half at best.

>>149688858
>amorim won 5 leagues/domestic cups in the netherlands
ten hag i mean

>>149688858
>amorim won 5 leagues/domestic cups in the netherlands. amorim has won 4.

Kek they are STILL seething that we won the Europa while they got NOTHING

>>149688858
>amorim won 5 leagues/domestic cups in the netherlands. amorim has won 4

notice how none of you can address the fact your big signing this summer is a manager who finished 10th.

1 year left on casemiro's deal. was paying £70m for him then £100m in wages over 4 years a good investment?

>>149688858
you gave it away with this one arsewog

>>149688858
>amorim won 5 leagues/domestic cups in the netherlands. amorim has won 4.

>>149688972
MOTM in the 2023 EFL cup final and scored so it was worth it overall since he won us a trophy

Is this just one guy pretending like a slip of the tongue is the funniest thing he's ever seen?

>>149689006
>us
What part of London u from m8?

>>149688878
>ten hag
why are you arguing against yourself lmao
clearly its a shitty metric if it means having ten fucking hag
did europa really break your brain this much

>>149689011
>slip of the tongue
How can you have a slip of the tongue when you're typing dumb potato man?

>>149688023
bit sunny today innit

>>149689032
>sign serial winner
>doesn't do as well as expected, but can't fault the ambition

what's your excuse for signing a manager who's never won a top flight trophy in his entire career and who's average league position in his 4 seasons in the premier league is 12th?

>>149689079
lad, its portugal

>>149689056
By typing as you're thinking and not rereading your posts. Quite simple really.

>>149689140
you think with your tongue?

>>149688858
>amorim won 5 leagues/domestic cups in the netherlands. amorim has won 4.

>>149689122
lad, it's thomas frank

>>149689157
No, but I use phrases that convey the meaning of what I want to say without it being 100% literal. No one's ever had a problem understanding it before.

>>149689178
who proved himself to punch above his weight in english football
what could be a better metric for future success than that? winning shitty foreign cups? lmao

>>149689237
punch above his weight in what regard? is last 2 finishes were 10th and 16th. he's only finished above 10th once and that was when he finished 9th 3 seasons ago. so explain your logic.

>>149689284
compare how much he spent on transfers/wages to other teams simple as

>>149689335
this graph doesn't tell anything. what are the average league positions relative to money spent in that time?

>>149689335
Arsenal double Liverpool's and no PL to show for it kek

>>149689335
holy shit city are goated

>>149689335
Spurs have spent way more than anyone around them with the exception of United and can't even finish top 4 lol

>>149689632
Yes that is definitely the main take away from this image

>>149689335
>Man City
wut

>>149688858
>amorim won 5 leagues/domestic cups in the netherlands. amorim has won 4.

>>149689892
arsenal keep giving them £50m per fraud they sign from them but the image is selectively up to august 2024 they're not a net gain now

>>149689892
The financials of both City and Liverpool are dubious.
When it was posted by a German Anon that Wirtz' true fee would be published by Bayerr Leverkusen, Screenshotmong and his kind went on a seethe which lasted for days and is still simmering away. Net Spend Trophy is vital for them.

>>149689934
>arsenal keep giving them £50m per fraud they sign from them
do they yeah

>>149689934
Which players have Arsenal signed from City and which ones were 50m?

>>149689970
about to see world class pretzel logic

>>149689981
There's quite a few butthurt Spurs fans judging by the posts this morning.

>>149689970
zinchenko and jesus including agents fees and adjusting for inflation

>>149687895
It's guaranteed they'll fuck it up. Especially Labour.

>>149688604
once a fatty always a fatty

>>149676947 (OP)
SOVL

>>149677266
based Kachad. I love pushing mine to 120 kph and hearing the windshield complain

>>149689938
AW back for his coping session I see

>>149688858
Do people actually refer to Ru bin-Laden and Seven Hags "achievements" in the eredevise and portuguese league "serial wins" at an
>ELITE
level ?

Why can’t Newcastle attract top players?

>>149690331
the city is too far from anything and the club can't match the big 6 wages yet

>>149690331
Nobody wants to live in Scotland

So artetas spending reaches £1 billion this year, he HAS to win the league this time right?

>>149690390
We don't talk about arsenals spending

>>149688604
>Please also include #ad
Gottem

>>149690390
How have spurs managed to spend more and can't even finish top half, much less compete for the league?

>>149690331
thanks to psr their top earner is on 160k, agents aren't going to let their players go somewhere they'll get paid less than harry maguire

>US president Donald Trump has confirmed he will attend Sunday's Fifa Club World Cup final in New Jersey.
>The news came a day after Fifa, world football's governing body, announced it has opened an office in New York's Trump Tower.
Based

>Thierno Barry (6'5")
Moyesball kino

>>149690612
Why did we allow the french to run football lads

>>149690612
based DT clearing everything up about the epstein list myth

>>149690612
Infantino and trump are both on the Epstein list

>>149690654
That's misinformation

>>149690654
we just had the highest level of intelligence tell you there is no list what more do you need

jordan henderson has left ajax

>Sir we have unconfirmed reports of somebody talking about Arsenal, how shall we respond
>Deploy the bad faith shitposters, engage in whataboutism about Tottenham,rally the janitors. IMMEDIATELY

>>149690612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izzaNASbnwo&t=166s
I hope someone asks him for his recollection of this day

>>149690773
4chan.org is your entire life. You need to leave your smelly bedroom. Those X accounts are NOT your actual friends.

>>149690691
I'll be honest I don't trust the FBI

>>149690773
comparisons are normal in football. if people mention arsenal it's only natural to compare to the closest geographical rivals. granted they're not really footballing rivals because spurs don't compete for league titles and the sort but still.

>>149690831
Spurs also actually win trophies

>>149690828
>emergency surgery
Isn't that what he said the squad needed
>initial operation led to complications
Isn't that what happened to the squad

>>149690791
>>149690797
you cheered on a rapist, you should be ashamed of yourselves (you won't be)

>>149690846
arsenal have won 3 leagues and like 7 fa cups in my lifetime. how many have spurs won?

Chelsea is a bigger club than Arsenal

>Football flop Dele Alli has been offered the chance to ditch football... and take up BOWLING.
>Gavin Hughes, Managing Director of bowling alley Lane7 said: "Dele Alli is a hero to Milton Keynes. His time at MK Dons, Tottenham and England saw his status rise, so much so that he deserves a bowling alley named in his honour. And we couldn't be prouder of our Dele 'Alley'"
>Free agent Alli has played only nine minutes since arriving in Italy in January. A long-awaited return to the pitch after two years ended in misery as he was sent off on his Como debut in a Serie A clash with AC Milan.

>>149690879
yeah they got a bigger squad size haha

>>149690879
both are way bigger than spurs

>>149690882
the pun came first

>>149690882
Think that's just made up but we've got to talk about something I suppose

I swear if someone is making up fake rumours on their lunch break again in my thread I'm going to lose it

the simple fact is no one will take arsenal seriously until they win the champions league

>>149690906
They were just laughing about it on talkSHITE so I used a popular internet search engine, found an article and pasted it here

>>149690927
what does that mean for spurs, who've never won a champions league nor a league title?

>>149690927
You seriously need to leave your smelly bedroom. You're a fucking boring wanker spamming 4chan (the lone witness to your existence) relentlessly about one club.

>>149690927
pack it in lad this one really upset AW x

>>149690959
spurs as a club is the definition of "happy to be here". no one probably not even levy thinks they're some sort of institution. alan sugar openly said his club was shit. it's a far cry from arsenal who have a ludicrously outsized image of themselves (as a fanbase)

Anyone buying ANY players?

>Football flop Dele Alli has been offered the chance to ditch football... and take up COLD CUTS.
>Gavin Hughes, Sandwich artist at Schwartz's deli said: "Dele Alli is a hero to Milton Keynes. His time at MK Dons, Tottenham and England saw his status rise, so much so that he deserves a sandwich shop named in his honour. And we couldn't be prouder of our 'Deli' Alli"
>Free agent Alli has played only nine minutes since arriving in Italy in January. A long-awaited return to the pitch after two years ended in misery as he was sent off on his Como debut in a Serie A clash with AC Milan.

>>149691006
yeah m8 we're buying some players it's just...too soon

>>149690991
the reality is arsenal are (domestically) one of the biggest clubs in this country, biggest in some regards (most fa cups for example). haven't won a league in a while, but just like when liverpool didn't win a league for 30 years, it didn't make them any less of a "big club". spurs on the other hand are smaller than fucking aston villa and everton when it comes to domestic leagues and such, and they don't realise their rivalry with arsenal is the only thing that makes them relevant at all. without arsenal they're as relevant as newcastle or any of those middling teams.

>>149691026
LOL

>>149691026
Good post.
Told y'all that Canada is one of the best posters here.

>>149691026
haha good one

>>149691026
>COLD CUTS
i keked audibly

>>149691026
Dele Alli haha like a deli meats i get it

>>149691097
Reckon you could do one with Delhi alli too

i shagged a bird called ally once and she worked behind a deli counter funnily enough

I judge Bryan Mbeumo's cost by the Florian Wirtz fee not Anthony Elanga's. If a player is worth £116m for 10 goals in the Bundesliga, then Mbeumo with 20 in the Premier League has to be worth more, surely?

Simon Adingra to Sunderland, here we go! Deal done with Brighton for €21m fixed fee plus €3m add-ons.

Personal terms also agreed with medical to follow next, one more addition for #SAFC.

Player on his way to complete the move, as
@SkySports_Keith
reports.

>190 put on his Canadian VPN and then kept switching nodes to reply to himself
Sigh.

takes one to nodes one

>Liverpool's opening pre-season friendly away at Preston North End will go ahead as planned this weekend. The Reds have been holding talks with Preston chiefs over the fixture and whether it should proceed, following the death of Diogo Jota.
Reckon they'll pull out last minute still, clearly they don't want to play it and tried to weasel out of any contracted fine.

>>149691307
will Diaz be able to make it or will that conflict with his new line of purses he's launching?

>>149684757
>ungress

>>149691372
don't be untarded

Feels crazy the close season period is ending already and players are returning to begin pre season

Hope everybody enjoyed the break and is back and refreshed x

BBC reporting spurs are going after Wissa
this could actually cuck United out of Mbeumo as Brentford are unlikely to sell both

>>149691467
corrr are abs looking pengers

>>149691498
the poor brentford fan in this thread, grim transfer window outside the saving grace of landing kelleher

>>149690654
wont you please think of the dead children in Texas

>>149691528
just seems gauche to even bring it up at a time like this

>>149691307
its live on itv lad so you can cry abint that instead of Liverpool trying to cancel it

>Lyon no longer relegated
frogs need to make their mind up

>>149691611
Why not

>>149691524
Kelleher is shit

>>149691659
Lads itt will tell you hes better than everyone but allison

>>149691524
He isn't worried, he's already gone through this shit before

>>149691580
For once can you not admit that Liverpool clearly tried their best to not play this, not giving a shite about Preston nor ITV? Hardly like Preston begged them to not play due to Jota driving like a cunt is it?

>>149691727
why would they give a shit about about ITV if they were trying to cancel it? they weren't showing it until today

is Raya good or is he carried by his defence?

>>149691743
Most informed Liverpool fan.
>why would they give a shit about about ITV if they were trying to cancel it?
I already said that.
>they weren't showing it until today
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-first-match-after-diogo-32008651
7th July 2025 so a complete lie on your part. Fucking hell you really are a thick cunt.

Breaking: Lyon’s appeal against relegation upheld. They will remain in Ligue 1 which leaves Crystal Palace’s place in the Europa League in jeopardy.

>>149691467
Last season is still happening

>>149691467
Who is this semen demon?

>>149691804
Echeverri to Lyon then

Someone pls explain why Arselel keeps signing mid Chelski rejects?

>>149691795
Im not a Liverpool fan, but just to clear it up, you're having a go at them for trying to do itv on an agreement made after Jota died? whats the logic here?

Rentboys of the world, unite! Chelsea are begging for fans to commentate on their matches (there's no talk of salary so you know what that means):
>Have you ever fancied yourself as a football commentator? People are being sought to join a new speciality in-stadium access commentary service offered for all Chelsea games at Stamford Bridge.
>The club is working with Alan March Sport (AMS) to provide the service. AMS runs commentary teams around the country, including at other Premier League clubs, and has trained and provided commentators for men’s and women’s World Cups and Euros, as well as the London 2012 and Rio 2016 Olympic and Paralympic Games.
https://chelseasupportersgroup.net/2025/07/your-chance-to-commentate-at-chelsea/

>>149688858
Now this is peak homelessness

>>149691867
>Carlo Ancelotti
worst Bayern coach ever. no brain, no strategy, nothing (except for a few warm words)

>>149691689
you could argue ederson is in between Allison and Kelleher, but obviously a different style

>Penniless Manchester United to abandon pre-season gift giving starting with Leeds United in Stockholm.
>Viewed as old-fashioned, especially against familiar foes. Rival clubs believe it’s a cost-cutting measure and surprised to learn of the news.
https://talksport.com/football/3360868/man-united-news-jim-ratcliffe-cost-cutting-leeds/

>Tottenham keep advancing in talks for Mohammed Kudus as negotiations continue between all parties involved.

>Kudus wants Spurs as absolute priority, as reported over the weekend as he has agreed personal terms.
@romano

>>149691804
Indy broke this a week ago lad

Ben Jacobs
@JacobsBen
Exclusive: Manchester United to abandon pre-season gift giving starting with Leeds United in Stockholm.
- Viewed as old-fashioned, especially against familiar foes.
- Rival clubs believe it’s a cost-cutting measure and surprised to learn of the news.

KEK

>>149692610
Is all this bad PR really worth the £100 they saved?

Manchester United. Funny

They could save a lot of money by cutting the football team

>>149692638
Aren't they rationed in the cafeteria now what they can eat?

What are some known pre-season gifts between football clubs? Feels like an underreported tradition, I was aware of it but I don't recall any specific gifts.
I know politicians do the same and remember Obama once gave Gordon Brown a boxset of film DVDs but they were all Region 1/NTSC so didn't even work on his telly.

>>149692782
its just the pendant the captains swap, save fuck all

The new normal.

>>149692904
make your charts a little more visually appealing if you expect me to look at it

>>149692904
Take out the Fergie era and you see the true reality of United.

Despite what their fans say they've never been dominant like Bayern/Real/Barca

>>149692904
>Newton health
LOL
LMAO

>>149692904
The Tiers mean like different tiers of the league, right? Why do they go up a bit and down a bit around 1987-1996? More/fewer clubs in the league?

>>149693922
55 is overpay but London tax so gg

>Fabrizio Romano on Instagram: " Arsenal have submitted initial bid for Noni Madueke for £𝟓𝟎m p𝐚ck𝐚ge The proposal has add-ons included for £50m total but Chelsea want more...

that's a lot of money man..

>>149693922
the west ham seethe is going to be intense

will CP and OL both play in europe next season?

>>149694321
Not likely

>Thomas Frank chose Kudus over Mbeumo

oh dear oh dear customer bros

this will surely fix man u's problems

>>149694321
They aren't owned by Red Bull so no.

>>149694668
Based indy

Trophies won before 1992 don't count

>>149694519
whos missing out?

>>149680267
>the values of the game remains instead of getting monetised
Who do you think will be running this quango? They are going to effectively tax the fuck out of customers to pay for all kinds of communist bullshit.

>>149694880
>They are going to effectively tax the fuck out of customers to pay for all kinds of communist bullshit.
Like what exactly?

>>149693922
>another overpriced wog shitter

I fucking hate this shit club

>>149694264
>the west ham seethe is going to be intense
go to youtube and search for west ham livestreams they are losing it lmao
one im watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGkJf5zkpOE

>>149695161
he's not even good
why do they care

>>149695184
they consider spurs their main rival i think
dunno why tottenham dont really care about them compared to arsenal/chelsea

>>149695184
he had a 85 million release clause they thought he was worth that

>>149695184
>>149695214
it's because spurs are a jewish club. all the london clubs dislike spurs fans because of their jewish links but west ham fans are vocal about it.

Liverpool without Paisley is a mistake club (at best)

>>149695252
yes I've never heard another London club belt out the 'YIDDO YIDDO' at the end of their favourite What Do You Think of Tottenham? chant

>>149695252
isnt west ham owned by a jewish pornographer

>>149695314
Nah he died

>>149694668
kys indy

>>149693267
Yes.

The Football League wanted the top flight to reduce to 20 clubs from 22. To enable this, play-offs were introduced from the 1986/87 season. The play-offs back then worked like they currently do in Scotland, with the three best non-promoted clubs from the second tier competing to face the worst non-relegated club from the first tier. This led to the odd scenario of 1987/88 where the First Division was 21 clubs and the Second Division was 23 clubs. Despite being eventually reduced to 20 for 1988/89, these changes were completely reverted after the 1990/91 and the first PL season was 22 clubs. This ended up being reduced to 20 after 1994/95.

The additional recenr oddity there is 2019/20 when Bury went bust, so only three clubs were relegated from League One, one was relegated from League Two and three were relegated from the National League.

>Arsenal need a RW back-up
>Sign Madueke instead of Bakayoko
>Arsenal need a LW starter
>Don't sign anybody
Why hasn't Arsenal gone for Kudus? £5m more than Madueke and arguably better and can play same positions. Why aren't they going for Rodgryo instead of Madueke or Eze? Can play anywhere up front but prefers LW? Why aren't they going for Mbuemo, same idea? There MUST be some dodgy insider trading going on with Arsenal and Chelsea, some sort of financial bullshit. Yeah Havertz massively improved at Arsenal but Madueke is going alongside Saka and Nwaneri. And he sucks on LW. It's a baffling signing.

>>149695425
What a fun 3-4 year period that must have been. Thanks anon.

https://www.premierleague.com/en/news/4352991/fixture-amendments-for-premier-league-matches-in-august

Sunderland & Burnley are the only two clubs who play every August PL game at Saturday 3:00pm.

>>149694974
Designated kneeling areas for the latest dead wog. Trans football leagues. Free season tickets for boat wogs.

>>149694609
>>149694613
At least they have the AI big top

Why are EPL clubs spending so much money this summer?

Please tell me Kudus won't be another Johnson /trans/ lads

>>149696095
He won’t score as many

>>149694609
>>149694613
Weird, United customers at the start of last season were saying Jim had put together a crack team at the executive level of United.

Now most of them have either left or been ousted

Da Bears
Da Blackhawks
Da Bulls
Da Cubs
Da Paris Saint-Germain..

>>149696130
Ashworth saga was still the best

>>149692782
he gave everyone shit gifts but brits are narcissists and assumed it was an insult

>>149695918
You are clinically retarded if you believe any of that will come to fruition.

>>149695918
And what will actually happen in reality rather than the alternative daily mail gammon universe you seem to live in?

Ekitike is joining Newcastle United. Where are you mouthy cunts now?

>>149696710
>ekitike to newcastle united rumours
what year is this again

>>149696710
No he isn’t you thick cunt, every non retarded Newcastle fan knows that’s agent bollocks being put out to up his value. If Ekitike was joining it’d mean selling Isak.

>>149696847
Isak is gone lad

>>149697044
To where?

>>149696536
>>149696707
lol ywnbaw

>>149697321
>no argument
The independent football regulator is not going to enforce kneeling areas, a trans football league and free customer tickets for illegal immigrants. That is legitimate brainrot.

>>149697110
Thanks for this! I am Texan, so I am not too informed of the Liverpool culture. I just love the football club. It helps me to understand the area more. I am going there next month, and the more I know, I think the better I'll get on while I'm there.

Almost sounds like there are some similarities between Liverpool/Ireland & Texas/Mexico. I guess the main difference being that Texas was Mexico until we won independence, and now, while Mexican culture is pretty ingrained into the state, it seems like the more it ingrains, the more many Texans want to fight them off. But I digress! Really cool, thanks so much for this!

#YNWA

i don't really understand how psg is steamrolling everyone in sight, the last time i saw them a year ago they were gash, i remember marquinhos in particular being awful

ekitike looks amazing 2bf would slot right in to the team

Beating madrid isn't impressive, Arsenal beat them 5-1 on aggregate and only conceded due to retard defenders (and missed a penalty). madrid are shit. people think it was taxelloti's fault are retarded.

>>149697492
orly?

>Clubs will be required to report on their corporate governance arrangements, setting out how they are applying the code of practice that the IFR will develop in partnership with stakeholders. As part of this reporting, clubs will now be required to publish what action they are taking on equality, diversity and inclusion. This is in line with other governance codes and it is anticipated it will help improve corporate decision-making and transparency at clubs. Clubs will also now be required to report on their contribution to the economic and social well-being of their local community.

>>149691524
>the poor brentford fan in this thread
Nah, talked about it before. Both will fuck off to AFCON next year. So it's better to move on during the transitional stage of the club, reinvest and pray. The external stadia and website media plugging the new UGLY AS FUCK KIT (Fuck Joma) have actively omit Bryan, Nørgaard, Wissa and Onyeka. So expect all four to be sold this window.

I honestly thought Forest would commit to trying for Wissa again, but they've been smart and decided to buy cheaper elsewhere. I don't think Spurs will pull the trigger until some of others like Richarlison and Bissouma are sold. Levy can't give the impression he has money now.

Wissa is the older of the two, so Spurs will likely be seeking a replacement within a couple of seasons either way. Frankly I don't think they need him with the youth prospects present that Thomas would want to work with (Including Spence, Johnson and Gray. All Ex-Brentford targets you cunts snatched from us) but when was the last time Spurs have a good transfer window?

>>149698415
Please explain how any of that will lead to the garbage you're spouting.

>Xabi wants £100m to sell Tchoumeni and £70m for a player who can't even get into the starting line up
Are Madrid just retarded regardless of whomst've is in charge?

>>149698459
>The external stadia and website media plugging the new UGLY AS FUCK KIT
I had to look it up to see if you were joking. Do Joma have zero concept of striped shirts?

>>149698631
lol
>The IFR will eventually be funded through a levy on licensed clubs, once the licensing system is operational. Until this point, it will be funded by the government, with this initial funding eventually recouped through the levy. The Bill gives the IFR discretion to determine the methodology for charges, although it will be required to take into account clubs’ individual finances to ensure it is affordable and proportionate for each club.

>>149698764
And that results in a trans football league being created how...?

i genuinely think there are right wing troll farms on 4chan that exist solely to keep these retarded american issues alive

interesting

>>149698873
>say 'Hearing they won't be relegated'
>you got 50/50 chance
>claim you're some genius ITK
Fuck off Indy.

>>149699001
>t. worried newcastle fan

>>149698873
Isak & Ekitike confirmed

>>149698873
My guess is because Newcastle have Isak and a 20 year old as their striking options.

>>149696710
Watching Isak play for Liverpool soon

>>149699267
No anon, that surely cannot be the case
It's clearly because he's leaving to join Liverpool

Just sums up how fucking stupid Indykaila and his simps are

>>149698750
>they should have stayed with umbro or go castore(since umbros british rights is owned by them)

>>149698820
>it's not happening it's not happening it's not happening it's not happening it's not happening
Keep telling yourself that. You're paying for it anyway.

>>149699399
So you're unable to come up with an explanation then, what a surprise.

Well? I think it will stop evil right-wing chuds that are attacking beautiful BAMEs.

>>149699415
You've already had the explanation, as explicitly stated in the bill that grants power to the IFR. You refusing to accept it won't change that. You're just an idiot.

guehi talk has gone quiet

Trent getting completely exposed

>>149699543
Regurgitating quotes is not an explanation as to how the Independent Football Regulator will forcibly introduce transgender football leagues.

>>149699483
She is clearly saying 'go' not 'cope'. You don't need to be a lip reader to see that. Also she looks like a more attractive version of that woman from United Stand.

>>149699585
It's not quotes, it's the law. I suggest you ask your carer to read it to you sometime.

>>149699685
You don't seem to understand the definition of the word "quote". Or even the extracts you quoted.

>>149697044
Only in your deluded paddy mind

>>149699582
How is he being exposed anymore than Real’s shit centre backs?

>>149699903
>falling for bait from the e-drama loving leaf sperg

>>149699920
You mean 190.

>>149699956
Who?

>>149699903
poor Danny Huijson doing his best to cover for Trent but he's not superman

>>149699732
That's wonderful. Remember you said this when you end up paying for the boat wogs sitting in front of you.

>>149700232
You are genuinely illiterate. But keep on believing your delusions while everyone else laughs at you.

he's arguing and replying to himself

Man Utd scrounging around trying to find 3 million extra for MBumoh

>>149700255
That's fine, your opinion wasn't sought when this law was passed. You literally do not have any say in what is going to happen, but when it does, I want you to remember how you sure you were that it wouldn't.

>>149700377
they said they're not handing out gifts anymore but are still encouraging their opponents to bring some anyway

>>149700425
I'm already looking forward to the first season of the Transgender Premier League in 2040 where Mxnchester City FC (with the word "man" having being banned, such is the omniscient power of the Independent Football Regulator) host Chelxe FC at the newly rechristened "Antony Cotton Memorial Stadium" in front of 60,000 castrated men.

And if you believe that's going to happen, I have Ali Dia's grandson for you to sign to a PL club of your choice.

>>149698750
>I had to look it up to see if you were joking. Do Joma have zero concept of striped shirts?
Oh it's even worse anon. Joma don't have a UK website store still (got Ireland tho) and we're like one of five teams they provide for. So unless you buy via the club, fuck you. No other options to find the uniform or related gear. It's also far more expensive than the Umbro for less options.

I outright refuse to touch it myself. They don't even have stripes on the back, it's a red box! The fan groups tied to Brentford have already had a major moan about it and will be gone at the end of the 25/26 season as we revert back to out environmental campaign of one design per-two seasons. Praying we pull a Aston Villa and force a switch.
>>149699365
People associate brands with teams and status. Like it or not, Nike or Addias are seen more important than others. To me, Umbro is the right level and fit for a club like us. Joma just makes us look like we've accepted relegation

>>149700710
>They don't even have stripes on the back, it's a red box
wut?

for a centenary anniversary kit it is poor

>>149691467
are abs is a beaut

>>149700787
That is the replica for the fans. The ones players will wear has a red box and the badge will be printed on, rather than stitched. Because the logic is they'll be "lighter" (Joma's own words)

>>149691467
I bet she has an incredible view (though not as good as mine!)

>>149700888
wow
how the fuck do you mess it up that badly
it's literally southampton's shirt

>>149677386
>If anything, now would be the best time to be open.
I HATE CAPITAL I HATE CAPITAL I HATE CAPITAL.

>>149700909
I have to keep telling myself "Least it's just for one season" and look back fondly on simpler times

Ekitike under Howe.. the Premier League isn't safe...

bit of an unfortunate celebration he had if you think about it

>>149700096
Huijson wasn’t even playing tonight. Do you actually even watch football or do you just come here purely to post absolute bollocks and stir up schizo drama?

>Lelsea v this PSG
incoming comedy

do they get a trophy for that or no?

>>149701408
I was given bad information, it happens to the best of us

>>149701533
Genuinely kill yourself you worthless faggot. You have never made a single worthwhile contribution to this thread.

>>149701674
>You have never made a single worthwhile contribution to this thread.
just by the maths that simply can't be true

>>149700710
its not like joma cant do good kits(norwich ones or pic related for example)
>adidas
at this rate every prem team is gonna wear adidas(9?teams this year)

>>149701787
kys

>>149701533
Dont take it too hard mate, it takes a real man to own up to his mistakes

>>149701944
nasty little man aren't you? fortunately for you I'm the bigger man and despite your harsh words I would still drop a dollar in your hat

>>149700377
Another 100 minimum wage staff are getting their P45s

2nd favourite arsenal lolcow at it again with another banger

back to spamming his parasocial mates again
he'll be doing it for hours now

>>149691467
Her face and voice are intolerable but I would fill that body up with so much cum

Official list of elite managers:
>Sergio Conceicao
>Rui Borges
>Paul Simones
>Ruud van Nistelrooy

*criteria: won the Portuguese or Netherlands domestic cups, have not YET won anything elsewhere

Sorry Thomas Frank, maybe one day you will join Ruud in the stars

>>149693001
>if you ignore the bits where they were dominant they weren’t dominant

>>149702442
>Man U were Villa/Sunderland tier before Sky and reverted to Villa/Sunderland tier after Sky
I mean it looks like it’s true

poo smellingham mysteriously evading all criticism again

>>149702549
drink up nigga

>>149702557
Because they were all shite.

Hearing that Slotto let TAA leave for £8.5m to convince Bellingham to join Liverpool next summer

>Arsenal offered Sporting €10m(£8.6m) over their asking price for Gyokeres
>Sporting said no
Are Sporting retarded? They just want £60m flat? They could have gotten £70m. Arsenal have 4 days to sort this out or they're not getting him because Arteta has said if there is no striker by 14th July there will be no striker. The 'experts' on Talkshite et al seem to believe Arsenal will just give them the £5m they want but this seems really retarded, especially when Gyokeres is giving them £2m of his own money.

>>149702566
no need for racism in here
#kickitout

>>149702945
>if there is no striker by 14th July there will be no striker
Is that when pre-season starts? Seems kinda arbitrary. And also like a massive cope-out when they end up without a proper striker again. I mean is 5m really that huge for a club like Arsenal? I'm pretty sure Arteta wanted Sesko and when Leipzig told them to fuck off, they just puffed up their chests a bit and made it look like they were totally going to get Gyokeres but ultimately won't get anyone.

>>149700377
How many minutes/hours/days/weeks of Mbuemo's 250k p/w wages will getting rid of preseason gifts cover?

>>149702945
>Arsenal offered more than the asking
>Sporting want 5m more

what

>>149702945
Oh apparently they offered €65m(£56m)+€15m(£13m) in add-ons. Sporting want €70m, no add-ons. So yes, Sporting are retarded. It's €5m, so give them the €2.7m and take Gyokeres €2.3m and you're fucking done holy shit this is autism.

>>149703004
Apparently. Leipzig didn't tell them to fuck off they said they wanted €100m for him because Ekitike was being valued at €100m so Arsenal said 'fuck off' and walked away.

>>149703016
What is difficult about what I said? Sporting don't want add-ons, no matter how much they are. Arsenal offered €65m+€15m which is €10m than the asking price of €70m. They said no. They want a pure flat €70m no add-ons, so despite the extra money and Gyokeres putting forward €2.3m of his own money, they said no. So the difference is actually €2.7m.

>nooo just give us your players for free this isn't fair
why is the red cartel like this?

>>149703049
>What is difficult about what I said?

when you said Arsenal offered more and less than asking at the same time

65+15 isn't the asking, 70 is

>>149703049
Arsenal are trying to pay in instalments over the next 10 years because they just blew a billion pounds on shit players and can't afford a lump sum.
Sporting want the money now because they have to reinvest and prepare the next batch of frauds

>>149703077
The asking price is €70m. They offered more than the asking price by offering a deal worth €80m. This is €10m more than the asking price of €70m. They have since come back and gone 'no the price is €70m flat no add-ons'. I mean if even the Independent can understand this I don't understand why you can't.

>>149703104
>they just blew a billion pounds
Can you switch to a different VPN 190? It's boring you posting alongside another flag. I don't even know where this billion pounds comes from you just keep repeating it no matter how many times people correct you. It's a weird gimmick.

>>149703049
Let me be the third Irish flag to reply.
Still feels absolutely insane to me that 5m Euros (or 2.7m) is what's stopping the whole thing. Yeah, it seems retarded for Sporting to ask that but isn't it just as retarded if not more for Arsenal to not just pay it? Like yeah, obviously all 15m of those addons they offered aren't going to be met so they won't have to pay all of it but surely 2.7m would have have been met. And if they wouldn't be then it's no wonder that Sporting would say no thanks.

>>149683010
the only good team in PSG bracket was Bayern.

>AW meltdown screeching about 190 again

kek

>>149703143
it's actually 1.2 billion now I was being kind

>>149703151
They probably will pay it. Apparently it is exactly the same for Sesko. €10m being the difference.

if assna miss out on a striker because they were too tight to give a portuguese club 1m quid i will shitpost this general into oblivion

>mention 190
>he mentions his headmate boogeyman
you got him lad, he's so fucking gullible and falls for it EVERY time and then goes
>h-h-he's not posted for years!

>>149703175
From what date? What year? This makes no sense and is incorrect. From the start of the PL? Sure. From 2024? No.

>>149703172
Yeah I don't support Arsenal and you'd realise that if you could actually read posts where I called them retarded, despite you crying about it. Also well done outing yourself 190 lad. Raped any kids recently?

>>149703193
Yeah it is quite amusing he proves he doesn't exist by getting mad when people call him out then claims other people are 'having a meltdown'. He LITERALLY had to invent a boogeyman because he got bullied by Liverpool and Arsenal fans on /sp/ (his words, not mine) and ran to /brit/ to ask them to raid us. He's been mad ever since.

>>149703193
We all know its you posting in the 3rd person again

You always get angry whenever somebody mocks arsenal, post a bunch of passive aggressive shit and then claim you aren't an arsenal fan. It's incredibly pathetic

>>149703177
Honestly even 10m feels like chump change these days but at least it's a bit more understandable. A quarter of that feels like it should be a no brained especially if the part about it being 70m max with no add ons being true. Cause like I was said before, Sporting don't have to accept a 65m + whatever bid if at least 5m out of that whatever isn't 10000% guaranteed. I don't know how the PSR stuff works and I know Arsenal are also trying to get Eze and Madueke and maybe Rodrygo on top of all that but still. 2.7m. Euros as well so that's probably like 2.4m pounds. I looked it up and that's what Albert Sambi Lokonga gets paid in a year. Does anyone even know who the fuck Lokonga is?

>>149703143
I understand it just fine, the asking price is 70m up front, Arsenal didnt offer that, not sure where the confusion is

can Chelshit do it?

why would a welsh pedophile from swansea (or was it cardiff i cant remember) be an arsenal supporter

>>149703236
Yeah that's not me retard. Nowhere have I 'gotten angry' when somebody mocks Arsenal in fact I mocked them for being retarded right here >>149702945.

I don't get why you get so mad that people don't like you and I don't get why you invent people in this general to get mad at. Like I know you're mentally ill as you raped your underage niece and I know you got 'bullied' by people on /trans/ and then on /brit/ for you e-simping but your obsession with Arsenal and Liverpool is literally mental illness tier and you get so fucking mad that people laugh at you for obsessing over them. So much so that you think that anybody who doesn't immediately end all their posts going I HATE ARSENAL is somehow the same person.

>>149703253
No idea how it works and I have no idea if the €5m is even the issue, the article just said it was. Granted it wasn't Fabrizio or Ornstein who are arguably the only people who have any credibility but it seemed odd that Independent was reporting it (who are usuall alright). My guess is if it is true Arsenal have some kind of internal hard limit for 'instant cash' type deals but don't for add-ons. I don't know how add-ons work for PSR. Are they counted in calculations internally but not officially? I assume they have to be.

>>149703258
No, the asking price as the article states is €70m and they offered €80m. I can only go off what the article states.

aw melty

>>149703262
I mean that isn't true. If you include Zubimendi, Kepa, Norgaard, Eze, Gyokeres and Madueke as all being done at their listed price Arteta will have spent £830m.

>>149703315
>the article just said it was.
That's fair enough. I, like every other person on the internet, just read what other people have to say about an article instead of the article itself.
>I don't know how add-ons work for PSR. Are they counted in calculations internally but not officially?
I guess they technically have to be counted because it's money that has to be "put away" even if it likely won't be fully used? So I guess it would count for PSR limits.

>>149703300
worse than a paedophile an actual child abuser. the funniest shit is when he used to post walls of text saying you were harming children if you called him a child rapist. not just a child rapist but an incestuous child rapist. which is two crimes.

and he invented these gimmick characters because he got bullied in /epl/ and then in /brit/ lmao

>>149703315
>I can only go off what the article states.

but you've already offered conjecture multiples times?

>>149703402
Look if you want to be retarded that's fair enough, but do it on your own time or somebody else. The article states they offered over the asking price, you have conceded this point thankfully despite you taking multiple posts to do it. As for conjecture there is nothing else to do because the facts were stated there. If you want just what is known the article is right there.

>pop into thread
>190cm on his VPN arguing with his own gimmicks again
get a life you sad fat taff fuck.

>>149703376
it's true m8 I looked it up
Sharteta spent 1.2 billion pounds since becoming Arsenal manager and all he has to show for it is a team that plays like Stoke and 1 solitary FA Cup won with another lad's players

>>149703445
>The article states they offered over the asking price

nowhere in the article does it state they offered 70m up front or over 70m up front which you yourself have explicitly said is the asking

I'm a Liverpool fan and I'll tell you if arsenal pull off these attacking transfers they'll win the league this season.

>Jordan Henderson is leaving Ajax and is weighing up his next move with next year's World Cup in mind.

jesus christ

>>149703575
If a pace babby who's lost his pace like Kyle Walker can get a move to Burnley then surely Hendo can manage a Crystal Palace or a Fulham

>>149703627
>somehow forgetting the most obvious option

Henderson is shit.

>>149703669
he wants to make the World Cup squad not get relegated m8

you can tell it's aw because he'd never make these excuses for another club being tight, never mind act like they're the victim

>>149703691
>implying burnley are staying up either

>>149703575
still think he'd be a fine option for the world cup squad just as a leader/locker room guy, but he shouldnt play a minute unless yall are up like 5-0 against some shitter country and he comes on for the last 15

>>149704057
>>149704057
>>149704057
move