Thread 149677672

I challenge anyone to find a Ronaldo (cr7) goal 1/100th as pretty as this.

(pro tip: you cant)

>>149677672 (OP)
L O L

>>149677696
Maybe 1/200th as pretty with this one. Single touch goals can only be so pretty.

>>149677672 (OP)
>pretty
itsd just a midget moving his little legs quickly and the defender kwabs himself for no reason
>>149677696
/thread

>>149677672 (OP)
>>149677728

>>149677766
>mocking your own flag
Typical of a brown

>>149677766
Its not nearly as pretty
French guy failed...

>>149677728
Single touch goals are the best goals. That's why Bergkamp was the sports biggest visual artists. What is it with leafs and posting the absolute worst takes imaginable?

>>149678159
In what world is perfectly dangling multiple people less impressive than any single touch goal. It takes way more skill to pull of longer sequences.

>>149678180
>multiple people

>>149678180
scoring with 1 touch is more effecient , thats why goatnaldo is so good at tap ins

>>149677696
Unironically a fluke
He tried it a million times until this one went in

>>149678421
blud forgot what was his thread about

>>149678421
ankara messi

This one was pretty epic

>>149678444
brutal

>>149677672 (OP)
didn't Ribery drop Messi like that and assisted right after?

>>149677672 (OP)
Pelé has hundreds of gols like that and no hormones

This one in satisfying to watch

>>149677672 (OP)
I challenge you to find a webm of the 2-3 goal of Messi against Madrid in 16/17 that starts from the throw in. you fucking can't

>>149680969
He's just not smooth

>>149680969
Its a great goal but like >>149683294 says. Its feels way more forced, like he's half out of control. Whereas, Messi doesn't even look like he's trying.

>>149677672 (OP)
He runs like a guy with autism

>>149678421
>not a single defender scissor kick tackle him to the ground
This is why football is shite nowadays

>>149677672 (OP)
They say Boateng is still looking for Messi

>>149677696
>gets mogged in every metric by Bale's goal in the final

>>149678444
wtf he literally shit in his mouth

>>149677672 (OP)
Watching this live was really wild, i really thought Boateng had a stroke and died on the pitch. That was the power of the little magician.

>>149677672 (OP)
Salah does this every week

>>149684238
>every thread is about liverpool

why are thirdies still going on about this?
it was a psyop to cuck you into watching european soccer
it worked
you lost
europe won

>>149677672 (OP)
When well played footy is such a aesthetically pleasing sport. Most sports can barely produce highlights because there are only ugliness in it (think American Football or UFC). Others can have something here and there but after watching many games you start noticing most highlights are from very repetitive looking plays (think Tennis, Basketball, Volleyball or Ice Hockey. Its hard to tell apart points from these sports because they all look the same). Others might as well be spreadsheet simulators (think Baseball or Cricket). Only foot has real magic in it.

If only there were many players like Messi or Ronaldinho like there were in the 90s. I hate modern footy. Actually i hate sports in general.

>>149684253
>nooooooooooooooooooooooo lets make every thread about Pissi and Penaldo farming Eibar

>>149684318
obssessed thirdie

>>149677672 (OP)
Vs Sporting in 2010

>>149684318
The french should put that goal in the Louvre, it's a work of art.

>>149684581
Actually Porto 2008

>>149684180
These frames are volumetric

>>149684318
Here’s the problem: very few teams, maybe only 4 in the entire world at the moment, are truly capable of playing beautiful football. Without them, and if we set aside the artificial sense of belonging that fans cling to to cope with the boring weekend matches they attend, football ends up being just as dull, superficial, and lacking in watchability as any other sport.

>>149677696
If you ever player footy you'd know that bicycle kicks are just hit-and-hope shots.

>>149677672 (OP)
There was one Ronaldo goal in El Clasico which I feel doesn't get enough recognition which is the heel flick to himself over Pique's head

Like I feel like it's not as recognized cause his finish wasn't as clean as it could be, but the skill to get into that position was incredible.

If anyone knows what I'm talking about pls post

>>149695759
pretty nice desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlHvoLzx2cs

I challenge anyone to find a footballer 1/100th as pretty as this.

>>149683757
>nowadays
>goal was 18 years ago