Thread 149683153

>cria de xerém edishun
Basuleirão coming back soon sadly
>>149661934

ok now that this shit is over we can get back to REAL fuchibol

>>149683167
I am so excited

E NO RIO NÃO TEM OUTRO IGUAL
SÓ O FLAMENGO É CAMPEÃO MUNDIAL

It really isnt that difficult to make a good thread

Resumo da ópera
>final europeia
>40% do bicho taxado pelo trump
>taça 3 pontos
>taça erro zero
>taça ninguém imaginava chegar tão longe
>todo mundo é o chikaner

vamos Velesh

"Axé"

>>149683153 (OP)
consider not making threads again

>tuesday 08/06:
>BRA2
19:30 | Goiás x Criciúma

>wednesday 09/06:
>COPA CHILE (UTC-4)
16:00/15:00 | Curicó Unido x Audax Italiano
20:00/19:00 | Deportes La Serena x Santiago Wanderers

UTC-3/[local time]

https://rentry.org/copalib
https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule
https://www.promiedos.com.ar

>>149683208
me on the right

it's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUVjl7hEKOY

>>149683189
>chelsea lost to flamengo
>city lost to al hilal
>inter lost to fluminense
>psg lost to botafogo
>brazilian team on the semifinals among with clubs that have the triple of money
>>B-B-B-BUT THE FINAL BETWEENN THE OIL CLUBS WILLLL BE EUORPEAN!!!!!!¡!!!!!
Enzo.... its ok. The truth is out. You dont have to pretend to like european football anymore, TNT sports wont hurt you, the narrative changed and thats okay

TNT sports has hurt me many times

there are winners and losers
>winners:
Santos
Flamengo
Grêmio
São Paulo
Internacional
Corinthians

>all the seleccion players are leaving their clubs to play here here or in the us
and there are people who thought we could win wc back to back kek

>>149683384
De Paul needs a break desu, he has been worked like a horse for years
in MLS he'll get the break starting in december

>>149683189
>todo mumdo e o.chikaner
Defcon 5

>>149683189
Wtf i thought we were the ones taxing it
Wtf

onions loco por ti galhardo

After losing to Chelsea, Fluminense is playing against Mirassol

recopa gaúcha without suarez isn't the same

thanks gauchada for giving me some football to numb the pain

nice goal, bit of a strange touch
wonder if chilebro is watching it

>>149683488
KEK

>>149683153 (OP)
I hear about Steve-o, I hear about Reddick, but this John Peter, I never heard of and he actually makes a difference for his Euro team.

>>149683601
i am now
had to struggle a bit to get the futemax stream working

GOAL

>Recopa Gaúcha
Grêmio [2] - São José 0

Palmeiras should go back to ligther green and stripes

>>149683674
Very soon Grêmio will sell Alysson for -5m and expend 100m buying bagres. Classic diretoria gremista management.

>>149683620
99% of Brazil didn't know who he was either. Probably only Fluminense fans knew.

>Recopa Gaúcha
Grêmio [1] - São José 0

Name 3 panamean teams

>>149683737
Club Atletico Plata Sucia
Sportivo Off-Shore
Canal Futbol Club

>>149683716
yoooo the bandita in the stadium is playing Despacito kek

>>149683705
He left very young to Britain. Ab*d sold him before he turned 18 to fucking Wolverhampton. And from Wolverhampton he went to Brighton. So it shouldn't be a surprise people didn't hear much about him.
It's not the first time he scores a screamer against Fábio either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jqxJoDLtU

>>149683737
canal FC
Athletico Sombrero pintao
Universidad bolitas de tamarindo

>>149683737
Remo, Paysandu and Paraná Clube

>>149683746
you stole my joke

OH NO NO NO

>>149683823
These guys have got to be out of their minds, Tevez never had to makings of a leader.

Now that the dust has settled, what did we learn with this Mickey Mouse competition?

eta on paredes arrival:
i think tomorrow

>>149683857
he did save independiente from going to la b

>>149683869
the prize gets taxed by almost 50%

>>149683891
Brazil doesnt tax sporting competitions, so it only applies the US ones

>stream goes down for the penalty kick
man...

>>149683864
?

>>149683746
Kek

>>149683901
I think the US IRA will tax the clubs sense the money was earned here

>>149683857
he did have the makings of a varsity athlete

how do I kill myself and make it look like an accident

>>149683981
take metrô itaquera with a palmeiras shirt in the next weekend

>>149683869
The gap isn't as big as some people thought.

>>149683981
Answering this question is literally a crime with aggravated jail time

fuck a.nal

>>149684027
That is what she said

>>149684075
Racism is a crime too yet that doesn't stop any of you.

>>149684027
It all depends when the tournement is happen.
In july yuros are tired, in december are the sudacas.

>>149683981
Do like the vocalist of INXS

>LDU
???

>>149684137
but he hung himself, nobody thought it was an accident

>>149684125
These teams are worth billions of dollars, following the narrative they should be able to play good at any day of the year

I unironically had a bet on Flu winning in the first 90 minutes.

>>149684157
He just wanted to goon bro.

>>149683981
Go to work every day, ask them if you can take the weekend shifts as well and your body will start to deteriorate and someday your soul will eventually leave your body.

>>149683869
The portuguese league is a fraud

>>149683869
Infantino is a retard

>>149683869
portugal is ASS

>>149684262
i'm getting confused signals here

>>149684252
Did his wife leave him yet?

>>149684270
>

>>149684307
damn where did the hair go

>>149684141
2008 libertadires final and 200something sulamericana final

no fluminense banheirao yet?

>>149684125
Brazilian sides in particular have a much heavier match load than Europeans regardless of the date. Before the tournament started, the discourse in all of Brazil was that clubs had to put all of their effort into finishing 1st in their groups, hope they get other third world fodder in the R16 and kiss goodbye as soon as they faced Europeans in the knockout stage. Palmeiras and Fluminense had dim chances against Porto and Dortmund, Flamengo needed a miracle against Chelsea and Botafogo were DOA. Regardless of what happened today, we saw, and not just against Brazilian clubs, that European teams aren't superhuman aliens under the same conditions. We started discussing if any Brazilians could fluke their way to the quarter finals and by the end of the tournament had hopes of a Brazilian club making it to the final.

If we managed to go this far just with post-SAF brasileirinho imagine when we have a league

>>149684141
>>149684370
2008 Libertadores final
2009 Copa Sudamericana final
2024 Recopa Sudamericana

Name 1 (one) more iconic international matchup in Conmebol

>>149684461
>post-saf
Botafogo is the only SAF out of the four, though.

>OFFICIAL! The new Bahia jersey in partnership with DC, inspired by Superman.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

>>149684518


HOLY KEK VITORIABROS???

>>149683682
vgh

>>149684530
humiliation ritual

>>149683869
european football is fucking souless
european posters are fucking souless
libertadores is peak football

>>149684518
hell naw

>>149684518
>>149684530
woudlve been sovl if it werent so flat and simplified

>>149684530
I am speechless

>>149684485
Im talking about changes on our football
If we want to get technical our mediocre post neymar fuchibol started changing after flamengo 2019 (not flamenguista before anyone starts sperging)

>>149684518
>>149684530
bruh

>>149684518
grim, bahia and vasco are pathetic

Congratulations Gaymio for the "Recopa Gayúcha"

>>149684548
in brazil nobody goes to la cancha souless as fuck
also, nordeschino bandwagoners and shit like this: >>149684518 >>149684530

veles and estudiantes are empatating 0-0 in the super chiqui tapia wolrd final

>>149684644
SOVL

>>149684683
una vela

>>149684683
Velardo bless

can't believe these niggas want to cancel the football final of the universe cuz a lil bit of fog bruh

what is maurinho thinking rn?

>>149684570
Flamengo's 2019 season was the breakthrough indeed. By the time SAFs were legally regulated in 2021, Brazilian football had already evolved significantly compared to what it was a few years prior. So far, the only SAFs with any success were Botafogo and Fortaleza (Cruzeiro if you count this Brasileirão start as a success). And all three pretty much just implemented the tactical and technical changes that started after 2019. They brought nothing new to the table.
Other than the obvious post-2019 changes in the pitch, I think we also need to mention the success of the Brasileirão and the Copa do Brasil as competitions and the decline of the administration style we had seen with Cruzeiro and Corinthians (spend as much as you can in a short time period, win everything and then crash and burn with no survivors).

>>149684620
>nordeschino bandwagoners
Nobody hates Flalagoas more than I do. But a Piauiense arguing against a Goiano over Flamengo and Palmeiras will never be more pathetic than South Asians and Arabs punching their keyboards over Real Madrid and Liverpool.

>>149683266
A realidade do Fluminense é o que vimos hoje. Jogamos como um time pequeno contra o Chelsea porque é isso que somos. Vencer um Boca Juniors péssimo na final da Copa Libertadores não nos tornou, de repente, um time incrível. Acabamos de ver a exposição de um time fraudulento.

studybeforebros...

>>149684518
>>149684530

i think its cool
bahia’s mascot was always superman
its kinda like trikas doing stadium naming rights such as morumBIS

>Supercopa Internacional
Estudiantes de la Plata 0 - Vélez Sarsfield [1]

test

no se ve nada

but seriously
what are they studying?

Still ahead of'em!

>>149684936
other than the meme rap battle this mogs the Women's Eurocup starting ceremony

>>149684830
>São Paulo gets a brown kit inspired by Bis

>>149684832
>>149684868
reminds me of watching boca - cucuta back in 2007

>Supercopa Internacional
Estudiantes de la Plata 0 - Vélez Sarsfield [2]

guillermo is currently winning his 4th title as coach
sulamericana with l'anus in 2013
and boludo league with boca 2017 and 2018

Carnaval en la hinchada de Vélez

>>149685055
kek

>>149685055
This will soon be on instagram

Vélez el más grande de Argentina

>>149685110
the pipeline is 4chan->twitter->reddit->instagram

>colombian gets red carded in an important match
many such cases

>Supercopa Internacional
Estudiantes de la Plata red card against Vélez Sarsfield

>>149684948

This reminds me of how technically Netherlands is better than Uruguay. That is what we have been reduced t...Actually, fuck Uruguay, yeah bitch.

>>149685244
Modern misconduct rules introduced in 1970 (the ones that established yellow and red cards) killed Dinoguay forever.

>>149684998

sao paulo platense inspired kit

bonk

Vitoria is playing right now btw

Copa do nordeste 2025 still hasnt ended.
Maybe it never will.

>>149685512
how are they not beating confianca

of course theres no stream for that match lmao

>>149683823
I'm thinking I'm rooting for ta-I-eres now.

>>149685563
supercopa chiqui tapia

>>149685636
They are shit and probably not very motivated
Also today is the anniversary of sergipe emancipation from bahia so maybe confianca gets a mystical bonus

>>149684948
>all of that talk about euros being otherworldy superior for a decade over 5 (five) games
Lol

>>149685647
what kind of taller is talleres

>bahia biggest sponsor
Superman
>vitoria biggest sponsor
Fatal model

Hmmmmmmmm

>>149685682
lel

>>149685682
Superman sucks

>>149684372
BANHEIRÃO TARDIO DO FLORMINENSE TERMINA EM CONFUSÃO

Enquanto o Chelsea festejava sua classificação, o vestiário do FLORMINENSE virou um verdadeiro asilo do tesão. Thiago Silva, o líder da terceira idade, chegou com uma caixa de VIAGRA debaixo do braço e gritou: "HOJE NINGUÉM DORME, MEUS VELHOS! VAMOS VER QUEM AGUENTA MAIS 90 MINUTOS DE PAU DURO!"

O problema? Metade do elenco NEM CONSEGUIU ERGUER O MASTRO sem ajuda química. Fábio, com seu pau mole, tentou alegar que "foi o ar-condicionado", enquanto Cano, o artilheiro, desabafou: "Depois dos 35, o pau só sobe na base do ódio e do remédio!"

Renato GAYúcho, SEM PACIÊNCIA, pegou o vibrador de treinamento e começou a esfregar na cara do time: "SE NÃO SOBE NATURAL, A GENTE EMPURRA NA MARRA!"

E O RESULTADO? Uma cena triste: Ganso, ao tentar dar uma mamada no Nonato, acabou QUEBRANDO A PRÓTESE DENTÁRIA no meio do caminho. Arias, sem entender nada, foi flagrado CHUPANDO O GELOL do médico, pensando que era viagra líquido.

O único que chegou perto do orgasmo foi o THIAGO SANTOS, mas quando finalmente conseguiu gozar, o goleiro Samuel Xavier JÁ TINHA DORMIDO no banco.

RESUMO DA ÓPERA:
FLORMINENSE = TIME DE VELHO BROCHA
CHELSEA = TIME DE NOVINHO COM TESÃO
BANHEIRÃO FRACASSADO = ROLOU MAIS GELOL QUE PORRA

E assim, SEM MUNDIAL E SEM PAU DURO, o FLORMINENSE volta pro Brasil como sempre: COM O CU ARREBENTADO E O MORAL NO CHÃO.

PRÓXIMO JOGO: VASELINA EM DOBRO E UMA DOSE EXTRA DE VIAGRA!

>De Paul to Inter Miami
lol, lmao even

Vitória 0-1 Confiança

Vitória bros...

>>149685740
Pissibros we just can't stop winning

>>149685751
Uh...we lost on purpose to focus on the relegation battle....yeah...

>>149685786
What is that on her left arm?

Imagine wearing flip flops on carnival's pipoca

>>149685671
>one victory against a disfigurated Chelsea in 13 years
>two 4-0s
>brazilian clubs losing against taco and camel league shitters
Don't forget those were five games because Brazilians seem to have a hard time against Mazembe, Raja Casablanca, Tigres, Al Hilal and Pachuca.
I hate Euro wank and Euro fearmongering, and this edition of the tournament helped clear a few things out. But we're talking about 13 years where some people were trying to normalise losing to camel and taco league teams. At least to some extent, people were right to be concerned based on what we were seeing.

I have a few ideas to make brazilian football better. It involves some schedule changes. Let me get my notes.

>>149684518
>>149684530
>>149684552
>>149684575
>>149684592
>>149684620
stop being such a bitch

>>149685883
This kit is miles better
The little red cape is pathetic
And superman is boring

>>149685870
>IT WAS THE WORST ______ OF ALL TIME OKAY!!!!!
Valeu


Beleza

>>149685895
have you watched Garfield 2? I can assure you it's not remotely good

>>149685759
>>149685751
humiliating

>>149685910
I saw Garfield (2004)
good movie

>>149685931
It is not
And I fucking despise ironic Garfield fans

>>149685938
>he doesnt like jennifer love hewitt
gay

>>149685883
I'd wear this to my wedding

>>149685947
wtf is this shit man, get some better taste

>>149685959
>sexy
>no tatuagem
>naturally aged
>white
Of course a brazilian wouldn't like it.

Gaturro > Garfield

>>149685959
>posts the worst pics
>ignored that the post obviously meant her prime era when the said movie was released
macaco logic

>>149685963
I come to sadly announce that ela tem tatuagem

>>149685972
her "prime" is on the left, and you could shatter a car window with that chin

Sé que hay un buen chiste que relacione que Boca no pudo comprar a Paredes y que la Bombonera está a la mitad, pero no lo encuentro

how much software eng. earn in Argentina? my current salary is 7500 BRL (1300 USD) 6 years of exp.

listen, we all have to agree that Pink Panther is a way better comic and has a better movie adaptation than Garfield

>>149685986
let's see joao's chin

>>149685906
I'm not saying that to take Corinthians' merit away. Chelsea were strong. But their late 2012 was bouncy, they had an interim manager, had lost a few key players and were not having a great time in general. Still a formidable opponent for Corinthians, but not a good luck for Brazil when looking at the record. It contributed to the false conception that Brazilians could now only beat Euros if they were handicapped somehow.

>>149686041
okay... but why tho?

Today is Bay Day

Target: Fortaleza

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>149683737
Chorrillo
Tauro
Árabe Unido

>>149683737
San Francisco
Árabe Unido
Tauro

Funfact: Vitória doesn't score since May 18th

I heard brazilians can't lick their own elbows due to a genetic birth defect
is that true?

>>149686105
when was the last time you scored, tough guy?

it's spanish lesson time

>>149686007
If you have 6 years of exp you could try for a gringo company. Although the hiring processes for software eng are all fucking trash.

>>149686121
she looks like she has had 4 different dads throughout her life

>>149686121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZq9nNeGa-0

>>149686007
I'm making 2k but I'm way overpaid, not complaining though

>>149686142
I was one of them

>>149686007
>>149686188
with benefits? you are getting scammed

>>149686209
Trust me I'm not making 2k worth of work

How does this affect Bokita?

>>149686220
2k is an entry engineering job in the first world

>>149686224
Do I look like I live in the first world?

>>149686237
you can still work for them

>>149686209
yea i have 13th and 14 salary + meal voucher (around 200 USD monthly) + health plan.

Why is Superman the Bahia's mascot

>>149685988
Heh

>>149685702

kek

>there was a supercopa internacional today
>there was a supercopa interactional 2 months ago
>they didn't play in Paraguay, Saudi Arabia or Miami today
>Internacional
Whats going on here

Though hiro was Japanese, wow.

>>149686013
>>149685883
>>149684530
>>149684518

you now remember vasco’s homage to globo’s rival network at the 2000 brasileirao finals

Bros. I have a fren who hates the lord of the rings movies, especially return of the king. Im considering dropping him. What would you do?

>>149686344
I got to watch superfag early. I dont think any basedbros here will pay to watch it, but as you'd expect, its shit. The only redeeming quality is superperro

>>149686415

i also never got into lord of the rings
i prefer el chavo de ocho and dragon ball

>>149686344
i bet she has tatuagem

>>149686394
literal meme cup that was created because nobody was going to see boca - pratonato in dubai back in 2022
and now we are stuck with it

Brasileirao is going to stop during the 2027 wwc

>>149686454
And 2026 wc, 2028 copa américa, 2029 cwc, 2030 wc...

Argentinains league should add a cup between the team that played most beautifully during the league versus the team that showed more mistica during the league

>>149686415
how about harry potter? both are the same shit to me

>>149686474
The difference is that the LotR movies are actually good

>>149686415
why would you do that? he's based

>>149686481
the first was boring and bad, the second was meh, the third was ok.

>>149686483
Ive heard this before. You might want to kill yourself to cure this

sentchiu

>>149686499
If you thought any of it was boring, you might be mentally retarded

>>149686412
ynr Botafogo's lightning discount ad that changed prices in half time.

>>149686554
Senpai, senmãe, senhamigos, senfamilía, senhemprego, senhesperança, sensonhos...

>>149686558
according to whom?

>>149686561
wtf

>>149686561
chat is this real

>>149686558
The uruk-hai = Chelsea
Middle earth = Fluminense

>>149686464
Copa Arturo Ilia

COXA LÍDER

>>149686449
>there is a supercopa argentina and a supercopa internacional

That one argie here who compusively feels the need to 1up any other sudaca when talking salaries will never not be funny.

how do I get a gf like this?

>>149686778
Go to anime conventions

>>149686786
never in my life I've seen a girl as qt as her in anime conventions

>>149684948
>Vasco beating prime treble United.
Huh I don't remember this or United playing Palmeiras the year before.

>>149686778
Suck my weeweee

>>149686858
nofaaa

>>149686842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXBGz32MG3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcT5Qj8Vw8Q

Palmeiras got rigged and Edmundo gol is legendary

>>149686601
Mairon = João Pedro

>>149686873
God, English football was grim before we (Iberians) took control of it.

>>149686873
Look at the Palmeiras and Vasco teams kek
Literally 2 national teams. Any of those teams would win a World Cup.

>>149686873
Damn this is great footage. Crazy how fast Romario was, even at this stage of his career. I knew it was him just by the way he moved and controlled the ball.

>>149686873
Also how mad do you reckon SAF went at Gary Neville at half-time after those two absolute howlers?

>>149686561
>INSOLITO: Así recibieron al plantel de Palmeiras en brazil.

>>149687101
kek
Prob a lot

Abbassid national selection would be doing better than Brazilian ns? I am sure the caroligian empire would

this one got me, silva should return he would be better than cavani and gimenez

>>149686561
wow so this is what beans is really all about

Parabéns Fluminense pelo troféu saímos de cabeça erguida

Congratulations: you're just black and ashamed of it.

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Confratulation, flamengo, for the "ganhei dinheiro" trophy and the "ia perder de qualquer jeito" award

Copalib is my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta scroll down
Because I want read it all

why are most people so fucking shallow and obnoxious

kawaii desu ne porra to cueca degosaimasu onegai

>>149684104
You dont know me
Close your face

Lembrete diário que o Eurico faliu o Vasco por um jogador que come travesti
https://www.correio24horas.com.br/entretenimento/variedades/ex-jogador-edmundo-assume-que-ja-fez-sexo-com-homens-diz-jornal-0212

>>149690465
I remember in the news there was a famous mexican player that played for psv who only found out the "little surprise" at the moment of taking out the clothes. Then he asked "why didnt you tell me?" But then he decided to continue
The fact he didnt cancel the whole deal always bothered me

>Palmeiras Panama
Umm palmtreesisters???

la copa esta armada para ______

>>149690465
>>149690574
valeu, Léo Dias

bom chia copalib

>>149690824
where do you think leila keeps her money

>>149690824
Panamanamanian newton williams played for palmeiras in 2021

Copa Toyota não é mundial e CBD não é CBF

>>149691601
>CBD
Canabidiol?

I only act this way because I'm lonely

>my girl hasn't texted me back in 2 days
bros... i don't feel so good...

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Conmebros, vibe check?

Jim Carey moderation will ban you for 15 days for using a portuguese expression but allow some nigga copy pasting entire wikipedia articles

>>149691640
don't worry bro she's fine, she texted me just now

>>149691640
It's my girl now.

I wonder if youndid torcida survey selected by gender if the results would be the same
Ain't no woman supporting cringe teams like sao paulo, just saying

>>149691640
Should have dropped the seed oils as she told you

>>149691640
do you want to send her a message?
just say so, I'll tell her about it in the evening

>>149691785
they perceive themselves as women ok?

Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!
Se a fase é ruim
E são tantos problemas que não tem fim
Não se esqueça que ouviu de mim
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!

Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!
Os seus problemas são meus também
E isso eu faço por você e mais ninguém
O que eu quero é ver o seu bem
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!

Os outros podem ser até bem melhores do que eu
Bons brinquedos são
Porém, amigo seu é coisa séria
Pois é opção do coração, viu?

O tempo vai passar
Os anos vão confirmar
As três palavras que proferi
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!

>>149692099
El ventríloco

>>149692099
el ventrilueco

>>149691818
Oh I'm about to drop my oily seed on her don't worry ;)

I'm a Chelsea twister trapped in a Fluminense twister's body.

rate my meme frens

>>149692318
it makes me feel warm inside
and my left arm numb for some reason

>>149692318
It will be on twitter in 15 minutes, i already posted on 2 whatsapp groups

>>149692430
Did you eat a termometer again?

>>149692506
it slipped into my mouth ok'

>>149692503
based

>>149690574
this was the traba in question

>a estranha atitude de barbara coelho na copa de.clubes da fifa
You wont trick me into clickking your shitty article again
I bet is is a page full of ads and her attitude is something ordinary
Fool me once etc

reminder that a bunch of low iq retards were hyping this meme competition that fucked with our calendar and messed up the mundial titles hierarchy even though sudaca teams can't even win the shorter and theoretically easier version of the tourney for more than a decade now

>>149692528
That was a rectal thermometer.

>>149692625
It was me barry, i was the low iq retard
And i still am!

I'm a high IQ retard. Btw that's not how you pronounce thermometer.

You called me crazy, but I was the only one that la vio

Ermmhhh hexabros???

>>149692675
Labio?

>>149692703
Commiting “tax evasion” in spain is like eating street empanadas in Colombia. Everyone does it but it’s illegal, and if you dig down it’s just politicians trying to get more money out of you
>>149692714
Yes, I SAW it

>>149692779
>I SAW it
Bro is a carpenter :skull: :fire:

>>149692703
thanks for reminding me that retards think that cucking themselves to memelotti was a great idea and will make them win ~le hexa

>>149692779
>eating street empanadas in Colombia
>It's illegal
why

>>149692840
Indecent exposure, you are supposed to take her to a hotel first.

>>149692840
Nobody knew, someone in Bogotá was fined and it became a huge scandal
>>149692813
Yes, I’m like jesus but black and no miracles and not ashamed of it

>YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR TAX FRAUD THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THIS
>unless you sign this paper and return a few millions... yeah, that should do

>player gets cucked from you by europeans
>said player goes on to rape you in the superbowl of soccer
>said player canonically represents brazil, much to the chagrin of chuds
brazilsisters....

>>149692945
Fined for eating or selling?

I once was processed for tax evasion. They found out about the money laundering with WHORES

>>149692994
Eating lmao this fucking country
https://youtu.be/LOziTLvScto

>>149693033
Liberen a la negrita.

There could have been drugs inside the empanadas you never know man

>>149693107
Hey, there’s something called personal recreational dose, please educate yourself ok?

>>149693235
You into that shit, bro?

>>149683215
Profético

>>149693486
>Axé
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkrZKREptjs

>>149693486
based reborn

>working 4 hours starting next week
K I N O
TYB Lula for stealing so much

If you combine Pelé with Leila you get Peleila.

>Retardegui going to Saudi at 23
kek
funniest thing is he's still getting called by Italy

fun fact: Pelé's right feet was cut off to be part of Museu do fuchibol so for all effects they only buried lé

>>149693033
>fine for public drinking or carrying weapons 100.000
>fine for eating empandas 800.000

peak clown world

>>149694862
jej

>>149693033
catalina is cute

>>149692028
se o Andy fosse realmente um bom dono ele teria comprado umas figures hentai pro Woody ao invés de doar os brinquedos pra aquela menina tonta

>>149692641
and it was in someone's rectum when it slipped out and into my mouth

PLACA EM HOMENAGEM A JULIANA MARINS É INAUGURADA NO RIO DE JANEIRO

>>149695521
rip ju

>>149695521
>daughter of air force officer dies doing dumb stuff
>gets an eternal homage by the mayor
clown country

Welcome to La B, vicetória

>>149686007
fuck jannies

>trying to just watch a match
>"es que en ese gol, habita el mito fundante, en el teatro de lo absoluto, donde no solo se escribe la metahistoria, se reescribe, y se reconstituyen los símbolos de lo cotidiano"

>>149692703
>its real
what the fuck

>>149696116
first article about footy tax fraud?

>>149696213
nothing ever happens huh

>>149696053
fuck off chaca

>>149696232
they don't arrest anyone for sentences this small, he'll just return 10% of what he evaded and move on

wow can't wait for
>dirigente de x marca reunião na CBF para discutir arbitragem após polêmica

>>149692703
it's over

>Kekraldo starting
Yep, Madrid starts with a spiritual 1-0
HUGE setback from Pacho

>PSG vs Real Madrid
i sleep
>Curicó Unido vs Audax Italiano
real shit

>>149696769
>cu rico

got invited to watch Real Madrid vs PSG at friend's house but now i regret accepting it

>argies unironically think de paul is shit
Why are these niggas allowed to talk about football again

>>149696939
now you gotta go anon

>>149696949
>tfw no argie bf

>>149696939
Banheirão

Bro, just go and let him fuck you. Stop being a pussy

Yesterday, I met a girl from Tinder and I fucked her lmao. First time Tinder actually got me laid

>>149696983
he'll turn into barriga de cadela when he retires

>>149696769
based latin american nationalist

>>149697152
>barriga de cadela
wtf depaul looks like THIS?

Gol do PSGod

Real MALOdrid

meu fogão meteria uma goleada nesse real madrid

Psg é uma máquina
Um moedor de carne

Vini bros...

>>149698059
majin buu

>>149696242
chaca?

>>149698101
rita

>>149698101
con esta te pecho la caca

kek

>>149698295
>flu after posting all that shit about sudaca unity

a vitória do botafogo foi um delírio coletivo

That means Putfire would do 4x0 on Real Madrid

Virou passeio!

Esse terceiro gol foi solteiros x casados

what the fuck is even this guy anyway?

>>149698543
Renatus mitchels.paivus

Hey Argentinian, how good is Diego Cocca as coach?

Is mgaype ok?

qrd on the first half?

murio promiedos

>>149698785
Vendehumo

>>149698659
Faltou dizer que é paulista.

Coragem, Xabi Alonso! O meio-campo do PSG não marca muito. Escala o Mbappé. Deixa os 3 volantes para depois. Joga sem medo. Como Madrid...

>>149697134
how big was her dick?

>>149699478
Na educacao, psg 3x0 real madrid

>>149699430
tá implícito ali no "judeu"
nunca vi povo mais mentiroso e sem vergonha

>>149699705
Bota uma prova de matemática do 7° ano na frente do Vini e outra na frente do João Neves

i think i found real madrids problem

>Copa Chile
Audax Italiano missed penalty against Curicó Unido

>>149699953
Penalty handball

>>149699953
looks comfy

>>149700025
ta helao

bokita jumpscare

>Copa Chile
Curicó Unido 0 - Audax Italiano [1]

>>149700521
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>colo colo vs la U this saturday
odds of cenas lamentáveis happening?

>>149700949
murderball maybe, bad arbitragem for sure, quilombo en las gradas low chance since only local public is allowed but if a simiocolino is found infiltrating its banheirao time, accidents outside the stadium hopefully none

>>149700949
honestly they are very low, everyone got scared after what happened with Colo-Colo vs Fortaleza

>>149696454
lol!

>>149698659
he's jewish btw, the same guy from this video

parabéns psg pela copa "do mundo de clubes"

>>149701474
kek

Congratulations, my wife, for the "closing the toilet lid" trophy

>>149701474
people already posted that he's a jewish poolista but the zigger tranny jannie deleted it

O time que perdeu do flamengo x o time que perdeu do botafogo

Happy Independence Day, boludos!

bruuuuuuhhh

>>149701963
oh snap, happy independencia day argiebros
dont get intoxicated, stay safe

25 de mayo is the real independence day

>Técnico da seleção brasileira, Carlo Ancelotti é condenado a um ano de prisão por fraude fiscal na Espanha

Now we know why he accepted it

>>149702026
caralho tu é pensador demais mlk

ele malha na biblioteca

>>149701963
>>149702014
thank you bros

Independence was a mistake. Argentina should still be a part of brazil

>>149702451
Asado!

>>149702523
our glorious liga profesional is not here?

>>149702523
Too bad it is probably cease existing

>>149702486
por mim su culo fue conquistado

>>149702555
30 equipos is a cheat code

Carille.

>no more foootball until friday night
HELP

>>149702997
CSA and Ferroviário are playing right now

>>149702523
brutal

>>149702451
Mercosur federalism soon.

>>149703021
CSA...?

remontada imminent

>>149703057
Your mind is american property

Botafogo is the moral world champion

bichafogo

ABEL FERREIRA DECRETA LEI MARCIAL NO BANHEIRÃO DO PALMERDA

ORDEM DO DIA: TODOS OS JOGADORES SÓ PODERÃO BATER PUNHETA OLHANDO PRO COMERCIAL DO IFOOD

O Cenário:
A Academia de Futebol na Barra Funda transformada em um quartel-general do tesão, com telões exibindo EM LOOP o comercial onde Abel Ferreira aparece de pau duro sob a mesa. Os jogadores, algemados aos mictórios, são obrigados a manter a bronha ritmada com o slogan "Jogamos para ganhar!"

Vitor Roque, com lágrimas nos olhos, tampa o nariz para não sentir o cheiro de borracha queimada enquanto masturba Gustavo Gómez com a mão esquerda e segura o celular com o comercial na direita.
Richard Ríos, prestes a assinar com o Atlético de Madrid, engole seco ao notar que Abel ajustou o vídeo para ficar SEMPRE NO FRAME DO PAU DELE MARCANDO A CALÇA.
Weverton, de joelhos, é forçado a narrar o comercial enquanto mama Mauricio:
"Nós *chupando* jogamos para *engasgo* ganhar! Se você quer *gole profundo* também..."

O ÁPICE DA TORTURA:
Abel coloca Paulinho (sim, o lesionado) para fiscalizar a cadência das punhetas. Quem não gozar no momento exato em que ele diz "comece já!" no vídeo é condenado a mamar o porteiro da Academia.

ÚLTIMO BOLETIM:
Piquerez, o uruguaio, foi pego tentando bater punheta com a foto da mãe no lugar. Abel ordenou que ele fosse amarrado no poste com durex e servisse de alvo para as ejaculadas de Raphael Veiga.

CHEIRO PREDOMINANTE:
50% fluido de treino
30% desespero
20% macumba do Paulinho (que escapou pelo duto de ar)

PRÓXIMA ETAPA:
Treino de "finalização no iFood" amanhã às 6h: quem errar o orgasmo sincronizado terá que chupar o entregador de aplicativo MAIS FEIO da portaria.

GLÓRIA AO COMANDANTE ABEL!
QUE ELE VIVA ETERNAMENTE COM O PÊNIS DENUNCIANDO!

>>149703152
Why yours isn't?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33YgFEPPN5Q

Is this guy good? Talleres and Paraguas bros?

aguante taiere

so when are we getting the official announcement for this bald head?

>>149702523
macaco

>Copa do Nordeste
Centro Sportivo Alagoano [1] - Ferroviário 0

>>149703515
damn bro you're going too far here with this game

>Copa do Nordeste
Centro Sportivo Alagoano [2] - Ferroviário 0

>Copa do Nordeste
Centro Sportivo Alagoano 2 - Ferroviário [1]

>>149703524
kek

country is over for good, see you guys in uruguay (fénix will be my team over there)

Which South American nacional football team would be for me?
>I hate Argentina
>I hate Javier Milei
>I hate Peru
>Anti-Argentina team
>Anti-Peru team
>Country with very few or almost no white people
>Country where football/soccer is irrelevant
>Countries whose clubs are only fillers in the Copa Libertadores or the Copa Sudamericana
>Anti-Trump and anti-USA team

>>149703383
/copalib/, a.k.a. hair thread

>>149703849
Academia Puerto Cabello

>Copa Chile
La Serena [1] - Santiago Wanderers 0

>>149703886
Reasons why the Venezuelan national team would be my ideal team in Conmebol and in South America?

>>149703917
SOVLteldo plays there

Defined semifinal:

Confiança x CSA

>decided to watch MSI to relax
>women commenting

>>149704076
The winner shall play Copa do Nordeste final for first time ever

>Copa Chile
La Serena [2] - Santiago Wanderers 0

Messi scored

>Copa Chile
La Serena [3] - Santiago Wanderers 0

Destroys wanderers

>>149703849
>>149703917
Get a life, fer. This is ridiculous.

>Copa Chile
La Serena 3 - Santiago Wanderers [1]

21:51 pm
no paredes announcement

>Copa Chile
La Serena [4] - Santiago Wanderers 1

>>149704443
Penalty handball

Y'all hearing this barulhinho?

>Copa Chile
La Serena 4 - Santiago Wanderers [2]

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>149704508
International Superstar Soccer Deluxe ambient sounds

If you think about it Botafogo is actually the winner of the FIFA Club WC

>>149704914
Why did they ACK'ed their coach then

>>149704914
das rite

>>149704958
They change managers twice a year don’t they?
Why can’t they never stay with someone

>>149705051
That is clearly NOT what a winner club does.

>>149704508
obnoxious video editing

>>149705088
Real Madrid used to fire coaches in the 90s and early 00s after winning the CL iirc

>>149698785
he got lucky one time river was busy playing sudakino and won an apertura with racing, since then he's been selling smoke and making shady deals with bragarnik

>>149705147
Why is it so old

>>149705147
this only happened once in the timeframe you mentioned

>>149704914
Why did you call.me an idiot in the other thread
I am.gonna fuvk you up

>>149705232
well they did fire del bosque one season removed after winning 2UCLs so it’s kinda the same point
It happened 50% of the time if you think about it (1 out 2)
>>149705232
Huh

Que es peor : perder una final con tu clasico rival o empatar con uno equipo de profesores y limpiadores de piscinas

>>149705289
Meant to quote
>>149705212

>>149705289
The cat thread.
You owe me an apology
Take that shit back

???

>>149705289
>>149705301
nope, you're giving excuses, it happened 33,33333333% of the times

this is a very respectful general xir

>>149705328
>3 champions won by 2 coaches
>only 2 possibilities
>1 happened 1 didn’t
???

>>149705330
hey i'm in that screenshot

>>149705336
>was Jupp Heynckes sacked after 1998?
yes
>was del Bosque sacked after 2000?
no
>was del Bosque sacked after 2002?
no

1 in 3.

the bombazo?
insolito

nta but not renewing a contract is different from a sacking

>>149705351
Since it wasn’t back to back I’ll concede

Is Wesley from Flamengo any good?

>>149705390
haha fuck no but don't let the flamenguistas read that

No games tomorrow.
No games, no thread

>>149705450
agreed, /sp/ should be blocked on a router level in nogaems days

Dont check the news, bros

>>149705450
Acabou-se

>>149705484
I changed my mind after checking theNews. Lets wacth ucl first round

>>149705491
too late, I already called your ISP

oh yeah well I called both of your moms to disconnect the router

>>149705523
I only have one mom anon

>>149705523
I don't have mom

>>149705545
>>149705555
I was referring to brazilanons
They have been disconnected from the webs

>>149705615
every person in this thread is me, including yourself

no new thread?

Ok i will.create it

how does a thread reproduce
does it make sex with the previous thread?

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