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>cria de xerém edishunBasuleirão coming back soon sadly
>>149661934
ok now that this shit is over we can get back to REAL fuchibol
>>149683167I am so excited
E NO RIO NÃO TEM OUTRO IGUAL
SÓ O FLAMENGO É CAMPEÃO MUNDIAL
It really isnt that difficult to make a good thread
Resumo da ópera
>final europeia
>40% do bicho taxado pelo trump
>taça 3 pontos
>taça erro zero
>taça ninguém imaginava chegar tão longe
>todo mundo é o chikaner
>>149683153 (OP)consider not making threads again
>tuesday 08/06:>BRA219:30 | Goiás x Criciúma
>wednesday 09/06:>COPA CHILE (UTC-4)16:00/15:00 | Curicó Unido x Audax Italiano
20:00/19:00 | Deportes La Serena x Santiago Wanderers
UTC-3/[local time]
https://rentry.org/copalib
https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule
https://www.promiedos.com.ar
>>149683208me on the right
it's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUVjl7hEKOY
>>149683189>chelsea lost to flamengo>city lost to al hilal>inter lost to fluminense>psg lost to botafogo>brazilian team on the semifinals among with clubs that have the triple of money>>B-B-B-BUT THE FINAL BETWEENN THE OIL CLUBS WILLLL BE EUORPEAN!!!!!!¡!!!!!Enzo.... its ok. The truth is out. You dont have to pretend to like european football anymore, TNT sports wont hurt you, the narrative changed and thats okay
TNT sports has hurt me many times
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there are winners and losers
>winners:
Santos
Flamengo
Grêmio
São Paulo
Internacional
Corinthians
>all the seleccion players are leaving their clubs to play here here or in the us
and there are people who thought we could win wc back to back kek
>>149683384De Paul needs a break desu, he has been worked like a horse for years
in MLS he'll get the break starting in december
>>149683189>todo mumdo e o.chikanerDefcon 5
>>149683189Wtf i thought we were the ones taxing it
Wtf
onions loco por ti galhardo
After losing to Chelsea, Fluminense is playing against Mirassol
recopa gaúcha without suarez isn't the same
thanks gauchada for giving me some football to numb the pain
nice goal, bit of a strange touch
wonder if chilebro is watching it
>>149683153 (OP)I hear about Steve-o, I hear about Reddick, but this John Peter, I never heard of and he actually makes a difference for his Euro team.
>>149683601i am now
had to struggle a bit to get the futemax stream working
>Recopa Gaúcha
Grêmio [2] - São José 0
Palmeiras should go back to ligther green and stripes
>>149683674Very soon Grêmio will sell Alysson for -5m and expend 100m buying bagres. Classic diretoria gremista management.
>>14968362099% of Brazil didn't know who he was either. Probably only Fluminense fans knew.
>Recopa Gaúcha
Grêmio [1] - São José 0
>they actually thought flumerda could win
>>149683737Club Atletico Plata Sucia
Sportivo Off-Shore
Canal Futbol Club
>>149683716yoooo the bandita in the stadium is playing Despacito kek
>>149683705He left very young to Britain. Ab*d sold him before he turned 18 to fucking Wolverhampton. And from Wolverhampton he went to Brighton. So it shouldn't be a surprise people didn't hear much about him.
It's not the first time he scores a screamer against Fábio either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jqxJoDLtU
>>149683737canal FC
Athletico Sombrero pintao
Universidad bolitas de tamarindo
>>149683737Remo, Paysandu and Paraná Clube
>>149683746you stole my joke
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OH NO NO NO
>>149683823These guys have got to be out of their minds, Tevez never had to makings of a leader.
Now that the dust has settled, what did we learn with this Mickey Mouse competition?
eta on paredes arrival:
i think tomorrow
>>149683857he did save independiente from going to la b
>>149683869the prize gets taxed by almost 50%
>>149683891Brazil doesnt tax sporting competitions, so it only applies the US ones
>stream goes down for the penalty kick
man...
>>149683901I think the US IRA will tax the clubs sense the money was earned here
>>149683857he did have the makings of a varsity athlete
how do I kill myself and make it look like an accident
>>149683981take metrô itaquera with a palmeiras shirt in the next weekend
>>149683869The gap isn't as big as some people thought.
>>149683981Answering this question is literally a crime with aggravated jail time
>>149684027That is what she said
>>149684075Racism is a crime too yet that doesn't stop any of you.
>>149684027It all depends when the tournement is happen.
In july yuros are tired, in december are the sudacas.
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>>149683981Do like the vocalist of INXS
>>149684137but he hung himself, nobody thought it was an accident
>>149684125These teams are worth billions of dollars, following the narrative they should be able to play good at any day of the year
I unironically had a bet on Flu winning in the first 90 minutes.
>>149684157He just wanted to goon bro.
>>149683981Go to work every day, ask them if you can take the weekend shifts as well and your body will start to deteriorate and someday your soul will eventually leave your body.
>>149683869The portuguese league is a fraud
>>149683869Infantino is a retard
ASS
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>>149683869portugal is ASS
>>149684262i'm getting confused signals here
>>149684252Did his wife leave him yet?
>>149684307damn where did the hair go
>bimmyposting in my copalib
>>1496841412008 libertadires final and 200something sulamericana final
no fluminense banheirao yet?
>>149684125Brazilian sides in particular have a much heavier match load than Europeans regardless of the date. Before the tournament started, the discourse in all of Brazil was that clubs had to put all of their effort into finishing 1st in their groups, hope they get other third world fodder in the R16 and kiss goodbye as soon as they faced Europeans in the knockout stage. Palmeiras and Fluminense had dim chances against Porto and Dortmund, Flamengo needed a miracle against Chelsea and Botafogo were DOA. Regardless of what happened today, we saw, and not just against Brazilian clubs, that European teams aren't superhuman aliens under the same conditions. We started discussing if any Brazilians could fluke their way to the quarter finals and by the end of the tournament had hopes of a Brazilian club making it to the final.
If we managed to go this far just with post-SAF brasileirinho imagine when we have a league
>>149684141>>1496843702008 Libertadores final
2009 Copa Sudamericana final
2024 Recopa Sudamericana
Name 1 (one) more iconic international matchup in Conmebol
>>149684461>post-safBotafogo is the only SAF out of the four, though.
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>OFFICIAL! The new Bahia jersey in partnership with DC, inspired by Superman.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>149684518HOLY KEK VITORIABROS???
>>149684530humiliation ritual
>>149683869european football is fucking souless
european posters are fucking souless
libertadores is peak football
>>149684518>>149684530woudlve been sovl if it werent so flat and simplified
>>149684530I am speechless
>>149684485Im talking about changes on our football
If we want to get technical our mediocre post neymar fuchibol started changing after flamengo 2019 (not flamenguista before anyone starts sperging)
>>149684518grim, bahia and vasco are pathetic
Congratulations Gaymio for the "Recopa Gayúcha"
>>149684548in brazil nobody goes to la cancha souless as fuck
also, nordeschino bandwagoners and shit like this:
>>149684518 >>149684530
veles and estudiantes are empatating 0-0 in the super chiqui tapia wolrd final
can't believe these niggas want to cancel the football final of the universe cuz a lil bit of fog bruh
what is maurinho thinking rn?
>>149684570Flamengo's 2019 season was the breakthrough indeed. By the time SAFs were legally regulated in 2021, Brazilian football had already evolved significantly compared to what it was a few years prior. So far, the only SAFs with any success were Botafogo and Fortaleza (Cruzeiro if you count this Brasileirão start as a success). And all three pretty much just implemented the tactical and technical changes that started after 2019. They brought nothing new to the table.
Other than the obvious post-2019 changes in the pitch, I think we also need to mention the success of the Brasileirão and the Copa do Brasil as competitions and the decline of the administration style we had seen with Cruzeiro and Corinthians (spend as much as you can in a short time period, win everything and then crash and burn with no survivors).
>>149684620>nordeschino bandwagonersNobody hates Flalagoas more than I do. But a Piauiense arguing against a Goiano over Flamengo and Palmeiras will never be more pathetic than South Asians and Arabs punching their keyboards over Real Madrid and Liverpool.
>>149683266A realidade do Fluminense é o que vimos hoje. Jogamos como um time pequeno contra o Chelsea porque é isso que somos. Vencer um Boca Juniors péssimo na final da Copa Libertadores não nos tornou, de repente, um time incrível. Acabamos de ver a exposição de um time fraudulento.
>>149684518>>149684530i think its cool
bahia’s mascot was always superman
its kinda like trikas doing stadium naming rights such as morumBIS
>Supercopa Internacional
Estudiantes de la Plata 0 - Vélez Sarsfield [1]
but seriously
what are they studying?
https://x.com/mdzol/status/1942739493414400113
>>149684936other than the meme rap battle this mogs the Women's Eurocup starting ceremony
>>149684830>São Paulo gets a brown kit inspired by Bis
>>149684832>>149684868reminds me of watching boca - cucuta back in 2007
>Supercopa Internacional
Estudiantes de la Plata 0 - Vélez Sarsfield [2]
guillermo is currently winning his 4th title as coach
sulamericana with l'anus in 2013
and boludo league with boca 2017 and 2018
Carnaval en la hinchada de Vélez
>>149685055This will soon be on instagram
Vélez el más grande de Argentina
>>149685110the pipeline is 4chan->twitter->reddit->instagram
>colombian gets red carded in an important match
many such cases
>Supercopa Internacional
Estudiantes de la Plata red card against Vélez Sarsfield
>>149684948This reminds me of how technically Netherlands is better than Uruguay. That is what we have been reduced t...Actually, fuck Uruguay, yeah bitch.
>>149685244Modern misconduct rules introduced in 1970 (the ones that established yellow and red cards) killed Dinoguay forever.
>>149684998sao paulo platense inspired kit
Vitoria is playing right now btw
Copa do nordeste 2025 still hasnt ended.
Maybe it never will.
>>149685512how are they not beating confianca
of course theres no stream for that match lmao
>>149683823I'm thinking I'm rooting for ta-I-eres now.
>>149685563supercopa chiqui tapia
>>149685636They are shit and probably not very motivated
Also today is the anniversary of sergipe emancipation from bahia so maybe confianca gets a mystical bonus
>>149684948>all of that talk about euros being otherworldy superior for a decade over 5 (five) gamesLol
>>149685647what kind of taller is talleres
>bahia biggest sponsor
Superman
>vitoria biggest sponsor
Fatal model
Hmmmmmmmm
>>149685682Superman sucks
>>149684372BANHEIRÃO TARDIO DO FLORMINENSE TERMINA EM CONFUSÃO
Enquanto o Chelsea festejava sua classificação, o vestiário do FLORMINENSE virou um verdadeiro asilo do tesão. Thiago Silva, o líder da terceira idade, chegou com uma caixa de VIAGRA debaixo do braço e gritou: "HOJE NINGUÉM DORME, MEUS VELHOS! VAMOS VER QUEM AGUENTA MAIS 90 MINUTOS DE PAU DURO!"
O problema? Metade do elenco NEM CONSEGUIU ERGUER O MASTRO sem ajuda química. Fábio, com seu pau mole, tentou alegar que "foi o ar-condicionado", enquanto Cano, o artilheiro, desabafou: "Depois dos 35, o pau só sobe na base do ódio e do remédio!"
Renato GAYúcho, SEM PACIÊNCIA, pegou o vibrador de treinamento e começou a esfregar na cara do time: "SE NÃO SOBE NATURAL, A GENTE EMPURRA NA MARRA!"
E O RESULTADO? Uma cena triste: Ganso, ao tentar dar uma mamada no Nonato, acabou QUEBRANDO A PRÓTESE DENTÁRIA no meio do caminho. Arias, sem entender nada, foi flagrado CHUPANDO O GELOL do médico, pensando que era viagra líquido.
O único que chegou perto do orgasmo foi o THIAGO SANTOS, mas quando finalmente conseguiu gozar, o goleiro Samuel Xavier JÁ TINHA DORMIDO no banco.
RESUMO DA ÓPERA:
FLORMINENSE = TIME DE VELHO BROCHA
CHELSEA = TIME DE NOVINHO COM TESÃO
BANHEIRÃO FRACASSADO = ROLOU MAIS GELOL QUE PORRA
E assim, SEM MUNDIAL E SEM PAU DURO, o FLORMINENSE volta pro Brasil como sempre: COM O CU ARREBENTADO E O MORAL NO CHÃO.
PRÓXIMO JOGO: VASELINA EM DOBRO E UMA DOSE EXTRA DE VIAGRA!
>De Paul to Inter Miami
lol, lmao even
>>149685740Pissibros we just can't stop winning
>>149685751Uh...we lost on purpose to focus on the relegation battle....yeah...
>>149685786What is that on her left arm?
Imagine wearing flip flops on carnival's pipoca
>>149685671>one victory against a disfigurated Chelsea in 13 years>two 4-0s>brazilian clubs losing against taco and camel league shittersDon't forget those were five games because Brazilians seem to have a hard time against Mazembe, Raja Casablanca, Tigres, Al Hilal and Pachuca.
I hate Euro wank and Euro fearmongering, and this edition of the tournament helped clear a few things out. But we're talking about 13 years where some people were trying to normalise losing to camel and taco league teams. At least to some extent, people were right to be concerned based on what we were seeing.
I have a few ideas to make brazilian football better. It involves some schedule changes. Let me get my notes.
>>149685883This kit is miles better
The little red cape is pathetic
And superman is boring
>>149685870>IT WAS THE WORST ______ OF ALL TIME OKAY!!!!!Valeu
Beleza
>>149685895have you watched Garfield 2? I can assure you it's not remotely good
>>149685910I saw Garfield (2004)
good movie
>>149685931It is not
And I fucking despise ironic Garfield fans
>>149685938>he doesnt like jennifer love hewitt gay
>>149685883I'd wear this to my wedding
>>149685947wtf is this shit man, get some better taste
>>149685959>sexy>no tatuagem>naturally aged>whiteOf course a brazilian wouldn't like it.
>>149685959>posts the worst pics>ignored that the post obviously meant her prime era when the said movie was releasedmacaco logic
>>149685963I come to sadly announce that ela tem tatuagem
>>149685972her "prime" is on the left, and you could shatter a car window with that chin
Sé que hay un buen chiste que relacione que Boca no pudo comprar a Paredes y que la Bombonera está a la mitad, pero no lo encuentro
how much software eng. earn in Argentina? my current salary is 7500 BRL (1300 USD) 6 years of exp.
listen, we all have to agree that Pink Panther is a way better comic and has a better movie adaptation than Garfield
>>149685986let's see joao's chin
>>149685906I'm not saying that to take Corinthians' merit away. Chelsea were strong. But their late 2012 was bouncy, they had an interim manager, had lost a few key players and were not having a great time in general. Still a formidable opponent for Corinthians, but not a good luck for Brazil when looking at the record. It contributed to the false conception that Brazilians could now only beat Euros if they were handicapped somehow.
>>149686041okay... but why tho?
CNE
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Today is Bay Day
Target: Fortaleza
DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT
>>149683737Chorrillo
Tauro
Árabe Unido
>>149683737San Francisco
Árabe Unido
Tauro
Funfact: Vitória doesn't score since May 18th
I heard brazilians can't lick their own elbows due to a genetic birth defect
is that true?
>>149686105when was the last time you scored, tough guy?
>>149686007If you have 6 years of exp you could try for a gringo company. Although the hiring processes for software eng are all fucking trash.
>>149686121she looks like she has had 4 different dads throughout her life
>>149686121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZq9nNeGa-0
>>149686007I'm making 2k but I'm way overpaid, not complaining though
>>149686142I was one of them
>>149686007>>149686188with benefits? you are getting scammed
>>149686209Trust me I'm not making 2k worth of work
How does this affect Bokita?
>>1496862202k is an entry engineering job in the first world
>>149686224Do I look like I live in the first world?
>>149686237you can still work for them
>>149686209yea i have 13th and 14 salary + meal voucher (around 200 USD monthly) + health plan.
Why is Superman the Bahia's mascot
>there was a supercopa internacional today
>there was a supercopa interactional 2 months ago
>they didn't play in Paraguay, Saudi Arabia or Miami today
>Internacional
Whats going on here
Though hiro was Japanese, wow.
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>>149686013>>149685883>>149684530>>149684518you now remember vasco’s homage to globo’s rival network at the 2000 brasileirao finals
Bros. I have a fren who hates the lord of the rings movies, especially return of the king. Im considering dropping him. What would you do?
>>149686344I got to watch superfag early. I dont think any basedbros here will pay to watch it, but as you'd expect, its shit. The only redeeming quality is superperro
>>149686415i also never got into lord of the rings
i prefer el chavo de ocho and dragon ball
>>149686344i bet she has tatuagem
>>149686394literal meme cup that was created because nobody was going to see boca - pratonato in dubai back in 2022
and now we are stuck with it
Brasileirao is going to stop during the 2027 wwc
>>149686454And 2026 wc, 2028 copa américa, 2029 cwc, 2030 wc...
Argentinains league should add a cup between the team that played most beautifully during the league versus the team that showed more mistica during the league
>>149686415how about harry potter? both are the same shit to me
>>149686474The difference is that the LotR movies are actually good
>>149686415why would you do that? he's based
>>149686481the first was boring and bad, the second was meh, the third was ok.
>>149686483Ive heard this before. You might want to kill yourself to cure this
>>149686499If you thought any of it was boring, you might be mentally retarded
>>149686412ynr Botafogo's lightning discount ad that changed prices in half time.
>>149686554Senpai, senmãe, senhamigos, senfamilía, senhemprego, senhesperança, sensonhos...
>>149686558according to whom?
>>149686561chat is this real
>>149686558The uruk-hai = Chelsea
Middle earth = Fluminense
>>149686464Copa Arturo Ilia
>>149686449>there is a supercopa argentina and a supercopa internacional
That one argie here who compusively feels the need to 1up any other sudaca when talking salaries will never not be funny.
how do I get a gf like this?
Animes
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>>149686778Go to anime conventions
>>149686786never in my life I've seen a girl as qt as her in anime conventions
>>149684948>Vasco beating prime treble United.Huh I don't remember this or United playing Palmeiras the year before.
>>149686778Suck my weeweee
>>149686842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXBGz32MG3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcT5Qj8Vw8Q
Palmeiras got rigged and Edmundo gol is legendary
>>149686601Mairon = João Pedro
>>149686873God, English football was grim before we (Iberians) took control of it.
>>149686873Look at the Palmeiras and Vasco teams kek
Literally 2 national teams. Any of those teams would win a World Cup.
>>149686873Damn this is great footage. Crazy how fast Romario was, even at this stage of his career. I knew it was him just by the way he moved and controlled the ball.
>>149686873Also how mad do you reckon SAF went at Gary Neville at half-time after those two absolute howlers?
>>149686561>INSOLITO: Así recibieron al plantel de Palmeiras en brazil.
Abbassid national selection would be doing better than Brazilian ns? I am sure the caroligian empire would
this one got me, silva should return he would be better than cavani and gimenez
>>149686561wow so this is what beans is really all about
faz faz
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Parabéns Fluminense pelo troféu saímos de cabeça erguida
Congratulations: you're just black and ashamed of it.
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Confratulation, flamengo, for the "ganhei dinheiro" trophy and the "ia perder de qualquer jeito" award
Copalib is my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta scroll down
Because I want read it all
why are most people so fucking shallow and obnoxious
kawaii desu ne porra to cueca degosaimasu onegai
>>149684104You dont know me
Close your face
Lembrete diário que o Eurico faliu o Vasco por um jogador que come travesti
https://www.correio24horas.com.br/entretenimento/variedades/ex-jogador-edmundo-assume-que-ja-fez-sexo-com-homens-diz-jornal-0212
>>149690465I remember in the news there was a famous mexican player that played for psv who only found out the "little surprise" at the moment of taking out the clothes. Then he asked "why didnt you tell me?" But then he decided to continue
The fact he didnt cancel the whole deal always bothered me
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>Palmeiras Panama
Umm palmtreesisters???
la copa esta armada para ______
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bom chia copalib
>>149690824where do you think leila keeps her money
>>149690824Panamanamanian newton williams played for palmeiras in 2021
Copa Toyota não é mundial e CBD não é CBF
>>149691601>CBDCanabidiol?
I only act this way because I'm lonely
gohan
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>my girl hasn't texted me back in 2 days
bros... i don't feel so good...
n 1998, the price of lithium metal was about 95 USD/kg (or US$43/lb).[136] After the 2008 financial crisis, major suppliers, such as Sociedad Química y Minera (SQM), dropped lithium carbonate pricing by 20%.[137] Prices rose in 2012. A 2012 Business Week article outlined an oligopoly in the lithium space: "SQM, controlled by billionaire Julio Ponce, is the second-largest, followed by Rockwood, which is backed by Henry Kravis's KKR & Co., and Philadelphia-based FMC", with Talison mentioned as the biggest producer.[138] Global consumption may jump to 300,000 metric tons a year by 2020[failed verification] from about 150,000 tons in 2012, to match the demand for lithium batteries that has been growing at about 25% a year, outpacing the 4% to 5% overall gain in lithium production.
Jim Carey moderation will ban you for 15 days for using a portuguese expression but allow some nigga copy pasting entire wikipedia articles
>>149691640don't worry bro she's fine, she texted me just now
>>149691640It's my girl now.
I wonder if youndid torcida survey selected by gender if the results would be the same
Ain't no woman supporting cringe teams like sao paulo, just saying
>>149691640Should have dropped the seed oils as she told you
>>149691640do you want to send her a message?
just say so, I'll tell her about it in the evening
>>149691785they perceive themselves as women ok?
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!
Se a fase é ruim
E são tantos problemas que não tem fim
Não se esqueça que ouviu de mim
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!
Os seus problemas são meus também
E isso eu faço por você e mais ninguém
O que eu quero é ver o seu bem
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!
Os outros podem ser até bem melhores do que eu
Bons brinquedos são
Porém, amigo seu é coisa séria
Pois é opção do coração, viu?
O tempo vai passar
Os anos vão confirmar
As três palavras que proferi
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!
Amigo, estou aqui!
>ligamx niggas unveiling their new kit
>>149692099el ventrilueco
>>149691818Oh I'm about to drop my oily seed on her don't worry ;)
I'm a Chelsea twister trapped in a Fluminense twister's body.
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rate my meme frens
>>149692318it makes me feel warm inside
and my left arm numb for some reason
>>149692318It will be on twitter in 15 minutes, i already posted on 2 whatsapp groups
>>149692430Did you eat a termometer again?
>>149692506it slipped into my mouth ok'
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>>149690574this was the traba in question
>a estranha atitude de barbara coelho na copa de.clubes da fifa
You wont trick me into clickking your shitty article again
I bet is is a page full of ads and her attitude is something ordinary
Fool me once etc
reminder that a bunch of low iq retards were hyping this meme competition that fucked with our calendar and messed up the mundial titles hierarchy even though sudaca teams can't even win the shorter and theoretically easier version of the tourney for more than a decade now
>>149692528That was a rectal thermometer.
>>149692625It was me barry, i was the low iq retard
And i still am!
I'm a high IQ retard. Btw that's not how you pronounce thermometer.
You called me crazy, but I was the only one that la vio
>>149692703Commiting “tax evasion” in spain is like eating street empanadas in Colombia. Everyone does it but it’s illegal, and if you dig down it’s just politicians trying to get more money out of you
>>149692714Yes, I SAW it
>>149692779>I SAW itBro is a carpenter :skull: :fire:
>>149692703thanks for reminding me that retards think that cucking themselves to memelotti was a great idea and will make them win ~le hexa
>>149692779>eating street empanadas in Colombia>It's illegalwhy
>>149692840Indecent exposure, you are supposed to take her to a hotel first.
>>149692840Nobody knew, someone in Bogotá was fined and it became a huge scandal
>>149692813Yes, I’m like jesus but black and no miracles and not ashamed of it
>YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR TAX FRAUD THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THIS
>unless you sign this paper and return a few millions... yeah, that should do
>player gets cucked from you by europeans
>said player goes on to rape you in the superbowl of soccer
>said player canonically represents brazil, much to the chagrin of chuds
brazilsisters....
>>149692945Fined for eating or selling?
I once was processed for tax evasion. They found out about the money laundering with WHORES
>>149692994Eating lmao this fucking country
https://youtu.be/LOziTLvScto
>>149693033Liberen a la negrita.
There could have been drugs inside the empanadas you never know man
>>149693107Hey, there’s something called personal recreational dose, please educate yourself ok?
>>149693235You into that shit, bro?
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>>149693486>Axéhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkrZKREptjs
>working 4 hours starting next week
K I N O
TYB Lula for stealing so much
If you combine Pelé with Leila you get Peleila.
>Retardegui going to Saudi at 23
kek
funniest thing is he's still getting called by Italy
fun fact: Pelé's right feet was cut off to be part of Museu do fuchibol so for all effects they only buried lé
uuoo
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>>149693033>fine for public drinking or carrying weapons 100.000>fine for eating empandas 800.000peak clown world
>>149693033catalina is cute
>>149692028se o Andy fosse realmente um bom dono ele teria comprado umas figures hentai pro Woody ao invés de doar os brinquedos pra aquela menina tonta
>>149692641and it was in someone's rectum when it slipped out and into my mouth
PLACA EM HOMENAGEM A JULIANA MARINS É INAUGURADA NO RIO DE JANEIRO
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>>149695521>daughter of air force officer dies doing dumb stuff>gets an eternal homage by the mayorclown country
Welcome to La B, vicetória
>trying to just watch a match
>"es que en ese gol, habita el mito fundante, en el teatro de lo absoluto, donde no solo se escribe la metahistoria, se reescribe, y se reconstituyen los símbolos de lo cotidiano"
>>149692703>its realwhat the fuck
>>149696116first article about footy tax fraud?
>>149696213nothing ever happens huh
>>149696053fuck off chaca
>>149696232they don't arrest anyone for sentences this small, he'll just return 10% of what he evaded and move on
wow can't wait for
>dirigente de x marca reunião na CBF para discutir arbitragem após polêmica
>Kekraldo starting
Yep, Madrid starts with a spiritual 1-0
HUGE setback from Pacho
>PSG vs Real Madrid
i sleep
>Curicó Unido vs Audax Italiano
real shit
got invited to watch Real Madrid vs PSG at friend's house but now i regret accepting it
>argies unironically think de paul is shit
Why are these niggas allowed to talk about football again
>>149696939now you gotta go anon
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>>149696949>tfw no argie bf
Bro, just go and let him fuck you. Stop being a pussy
Yesterday, I met a girl from Tinder and I fucked her lmao. First time Tinder actually got me laid
>>149696983he'll turn into barriga de cadela when he retires
>>149696769based latin american nationalist
>>149697152>barriga de cadelawtf depaul looks like THIS?
meu fogão meteria uma goleada nesse real madrid
Psg é uma máquina
Um moedor de carne
>>149698101con esta te pecho la caca
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>>149698295>flu after posting all that shit about sudaca unity
a vitória do botafogo foi um delírio coletivo
That means Putfire would do 4x0 on Real Madrid
Esse terceiro gol foi solteiros x casados
what the fuck is even this guy anyway?
>>149698543Renatus mitchels.paivus
Hey Argentinian, how good is Diego Cocca as coach?
>>149698659Faltou dizer que é paulista.
Coragem, Xabi Alonso! O meio-campo do PSG não marca muito. Escala o Mbappé. Deixa os 3 volantes para depois. Joga sem medo. Como Madrid...
>>149697134how big was her dick?
>>149699478Na educacao, psg 3x0 real madrid
>>149699430tá implícito ali no "judeu"
nunca vi povo mais mentiroso e sem vergonha
>>149699705Bota uma prova de matemática do 7° ano na frente do Vini e outra na frente do João Neves
i think i found real madrids problem
>Copa Chile
Audax Italiano missed penalty against Curicó Unido
>>149699953Penalty handball
>Copa Chile
Curicó Unido 0 - Audax Italiano [1]
>>149700521AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>colo colo vs la U this saturday
odds of cenas lamentáveis happening?
>>149700949murderball maybe, bad arbitragem for sure, quilombo en las gradas low chance since only local public is allowed but if a simiocolino is found infiltrating its banheirao time, accidents outside the stadium hopefully none
>>149700949honestly they are very low, everyone got scared after what happened with Colo-Colo vs Fortaleza
>>149698659he's jewish btw, the same guy from this video
parabéns psg pela copa "do mundo de clubes"
Congratulations, my wife, for the "closing the toilet lid" trophy
>>149701474people already posted that he's a jewish poolista but the zigger tranny jannie deleted it
O time que perdeu do flamengo x o time que perdeu do botafogo
Happy Independence Day, boludos!
>>149701963oh snap, happy independencia day argiebros
dont get intoxicated, stay safe
25 de mayo is the real independence day
>Técnico da seleção brasileira, Carlo Ancelotti é condenado a um ano de prisão por fraude fiscal na Espanha
Now we know why he accepted it
>>149702026caralho tu é pensador demais mlk
Independence was a mistake. Argentina should still be a part of brazil
>>149702523our glorious liga profesional is not here?
>>149702523Too bad it is probably cease existing
>>149702486por mim su culo fue conquistado
>>14970255530 equipos is a cheat code
>FIFA UNVEILS THE MASSIVE PRIZE FOR THE WINNER OF CWC
>no more foootball until friday night
HELP
>>149702997CSA and Ferroviário are playing right now
>>149702451Mercosur federalism soon.
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>>149703057Your mind is american property
Botafogo is the moral world champion
ABEL FERREIRA DECRETA LEI MARCIAL NO BANHEIRÃO DO PALMERDA
ORDEM DO DIA: TODOS OS JOGADORES SÓ PODERÃO BATER PUNHETA OLHANDO PRO COMERCIAL DO IFOOD
O Cenário:
A Academia de Futebol na Barra Funda transformada em um quartel-general do tesão, com telões exibindo EM LOOP o comercial onde Abel Ferreira aparece de pau duro sob a mesa. Os jogadores, algemados aos mictórios, são obrigados a manter a bronha ritmada com o slogan "Jogamos para ganhar!"
Vitor Roque, com lágrimas nos olhos, tampa o nariz para não sentir o cheiro de borracha queimada enquanto masturba Gustavo Gómez com a mão esquerda e segura o celular com o comercial na direita.
Richard Ríos, prestes a assinar com o Atlético de Madrid, engole seco ao notar que Abel ajustou o vídeo para ficar SEMPRE NO FRAME DO PAU DELE MARCANDO A CALÇA.
Weverton, de joelhos, é forçado a narrar o comercial enquanto mama Mauricio:
"Nós *chupando* jogamos para *engasgo* ganhar! Se você quer *gole profundo* também..."
O ÁPICE DA TORTURA:
Abel coloca Paulinho (sim, o lesionado) para fiscalizar a cadência das punhetas. Quem não gozar no momento exato em que ele diz "comece já!" no vídeo é condenado a mamar o porteiro da Academia.
ÚLTIMO BOLETIM:
Piquerez, o uruguaio, foi pego tentando bater punheta com a foto da mãe no lugar. Abel ordenou que ele fosse amarrado no poste com durex e servisse de alvo para as ejaculadas de Raphael Veiga.
CHEIRO PREDOMINANTE:
50% fluido de treino
30% desespero
20% macumba do Paulinho (que escapou pelo duto de ar)
PRÓXIMA ETAPA:
Treino de "finalização no iFood" amanhã às 6h: quem errar o orgasmo sincronizado terá que chupar o entregador de aplicativo MAIS FEIO da portaria.
GLÓRIA AO COMANDANTE ABEL!
QUE ELE VIVA ETERNAMENTE COM O PÊNIS DENUNCIANDO!
>>149703152Why yours isn't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33YgFEPPN5Q
Is this guy good? Talleres and Paraguas bros?
so when are we getting the official announcement for this bald head?
>Copa do Nordeste
Centro Sportivo Alagoano [1] - Ferroviário 0
>>149703515damn bro you're going too far here with this game
>Copa do Nordeste
Centro Sportivo Alagoano [2] - Ferroviário 0
>Copa do NordesteCentro Sportivo Alagoano 2 - Ferroviário [1]
>>149703524kek
country is over for good, see you guys in uruguay (fénix will be my team over there)
Which South American nacional football team would be for me?
>I hate Argentina
>I hate Javier Milei
>I hate Peru
>Anti-Argentina team
>Anti-Peru team
>Country with very few or almost no white people
>Country where football/soccer is irrelevant
>Countries whose clubs are only fillers in the Copa Libertadores or the Copa Sudamericana
>Anti-Trump and anti-USA team
>>149703383/copalib/, a.k.a. hair thread
>>149703849Academia Puerto Cabello
>Copa Chile
La Serena [1] - Santiago Wanderers 0
>>149703886Reasons why the Venezuelan national team would be my ideal team in Conmebol and in South America?
>>149703917SOVLteldo plays there
Defined semifinal:
Confiança x CSA
>decided to watch MSI to relax
>women commenting
>>149704076The winner shall play Copa do Nordeste final for first time ever
>Copa Chile
La Serena [2] - Santiago Wanderers 0
>Copa Chile
La Serena [3] - Santiago Wanderers 0
>>149703849>>149703917Get a life, fer. This is ridiculous.
>Copa Chile
La Serena 3 - Santiago Wanderers [1]
21:51 pm
no paredes announcement
>Copa Chile
La Serena [4] - Santiago Wanderers 1
>>149704443Penalty handball
Y'all hearing this barulhinho?
>Copa Chile
La Serena 4 - Santiago Wanderers [2]
>>149704508International Superstar Soccer Deluxe ambient sounds
If you think about it Botafogo is actually the winner of the FIFA Club WC
>>149704914Why did they ACK'ed their coach then
>>149704958They change managers twice a year don’t they?
Why can’t they never stay with someone
>>149705051That is clearly NOT what a winner club does.
>>149704508obnoxious video editing
>>149705088Real Madrid used to fire coaches in the 90s and early 00s after winning the CL iirc
>>149698785he got lucky one time river was busy playing sudakino and won an apertura with racing, since then he's been selling smoke and making shady deals with bragarnik
>>149705147Why is it so old
>>149705147this only happened once in the timeframe you mentioned
>>149704914Why did you call.me an idiot in the other thread
I am.gonna fuvk you up
>>149705232well they did fire del bosque one season removed after winning 2UCLs so it’s kinda the same point
It happened 50% of the time if you think about it (1 out 2)
>>149705232Huh
Que es peor : perder una final con tu clasico rival o empatar con uno equipo de profesores y limpiadores de piscinas
>>149705289The cat thread.
You owe me an apology
Take that shit back
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>>149705289>>149705301nope, you're giving excuses, it happened 33,33333333% of the times
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this is a very respectful general xir
>>149705328>3 champions won by 2 coaches>only 2 possibilities>1 happened 1 didn’t???
>>149705330hey i'm in that screenshot
>>149705336>was Jupp Heynckes sacked after 1998?yes
>was del Bosque sacked after 2000?no
>was del Bosque sacked after 2002?no
1 in 3.
nta but not renewing a contract is different from a sacking
>>149705351Since it wasn’t back to back I’ll concede
Is Wesley from Flamengo any good?
>>149705390haha fuck no but don't let the flamenguistas read that
No games tomorrow.
No games, no thread
>>149705450agreed, /sp/ should be blocked on a router level in nogaems days
Dont check the news, bros
>>149705484I changed my mind after checking theNews. Lets wacth ucl first round
>>149705491too late, I already called your ISP
oh yeah well I called both of your moms to disconnect the router
>>149705523I only have one mom anon
>>149705523I don't have mom
>>149705545>>149705555I was referring to brazilanons
They have been disconnected from the webs
>>149705615every person in this thread is me, including yourself
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no new thread?
how does a thread reproduce
does it make sex with the previous thread?