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RB to be behind Cadillac next year
Bravo Milton Keyes

>team gets destroyed because of lust for woman
I thought F1 was above this

cam on, bring back the faken V8s, V10s and V12s
don't dislike V6 hybrids, i'm not a racist
simple as

S-Something actually happened? But to what victory is this for the Verstappens? The core team is virtually disintegrated now.

>>149688274
Roastie McRoastyface

>3 week break
>massive drama
staged soap opera

>>149688282 (OP)
Ha ha, horny sack.

>>149688298
He stay if his camp called for it
RB to disappear and implode from F1 within 5 years if his team didnt call for it

>>149688282 (OP)
What the FUCK? Now Amx is definitely leaving

dud dud dud dud... Max Mercedes

Fred Vasseur must be sweating .50 BMGs now.

>>149688298
>https://youtu.be/abpV3rFxxzk
LOYALTY FIRST! AVE MAXIMVS! AVE HELMVT!

Horner ontslagen, wat nou?

>>149688295
>team gets destroyed because of lust for powerful men
FTFY
the whore started it all, once she got horner in her poket suddenly she lost interest forhim, got the ick and ruined him and redbull

HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

RBR will probably poach Wheatley back for next year, no way they're going to let that french fag run shit lmao

gimi

WTF happened?

räikkös

>>149688329
No, Horner was powertripping before the whore. He was shelving Newey, let go Marshal early 2023, etc. Muh "team comes first" threat to Verstappen in the wake of him now trying to oust Helmut did not sit well at all. Faggot had it coming.

IT'S HORNOVER

>is a horny man
>named horner
who the fuck writes this script?

>Horner, Max, and Perez to Cadillac 2026

Please God make it happen

We will never know if it was finger or penis :(

>>149688338
>Muh "team comes first" threat to Verstappen
Back in 2024 btw >>149688320

versappen/his dad said he would leave unless horner was sacked

NOOOO DTS MAIN CHARACTER IS OUT

>>149688338
the whore was planted by other teams' directors. he got blackmailed into doing the shit you say

>>149688334
They say it's because the car turned to shit. Who knows if that's the real reason

>>149688341
>lesbians!!!
what did he mean by that?

Enjoying my Lando Norris coffee as I read the news about Chr*stian H*rner

>>149688341
>lesbians!
What does it mean?

Red Bull has been dehorned

it's official

firing horner as a hailmary effort to try to have max stay

gets sacked for cheating on ur wife

>>149688364
It’s not THAT shit, like it’s still competitive against Ferrari and Mercedes, just completely outclassed by the orange cheat car

>>149688295
entire countries and empires have fallen in history because the men in charge thinks with their dick. what's a f1 team compared to those.

>>149688372
welcome to ferrari

NO, NO, HORNYMAN IS NO MORE

How can the father of a driver have so much power?

So Max is driving for Mercedes next year

>>149688320
>everyone claims helmut is some evil racist because he doesn't like brown people that suck
>is maxes preferred member of redbull
Based.

Welcome aboard Aston Martin

Completely fucking insane.

>>149688341
Please delete this conversation
>ok
>*screenshot taken

horner will move to another company and max will still leave within the next 12 months

>>149688382
it's not competitive anon, the real strength of a car is measured by the performances of the second driver

Men will literally destroy their lives, families, and careers, just for a shot at pussy. What’s wrong with us?

>>149688361
Gunther will return

>>149688282 (OP)
DEAD BULL

>>149688382
No, max can compete against Ferrari and mercedes.
No one else can get the car out of the bottom of the field.

>>149688406
arrogance
always stay humble brothers

>>149688386
He's... the boss

>Shags secretary like 5 years ago
>cats gets out of the bag 2 years ago
>gets fired now
Why now?

>>149688372
>replaced by Laurent Mekies.
How will Laurent juggle his responsibilities of his main job as SKY pundit and the new role?

That's what you get old man.

Karma

>>149688382
165 out of 175 were scored by the first driver, the second driver has less points than sauber

>>149688423
verstappens wanted him gone

Bros this is a reminder to never cheat, think of your wives and families, but if you absolutely HAVE to, do it discreetly with a prostitute or someone who is sworn to secrecy, preferably in a foreign country. Do not for the love of God do it at work or within your own circle.

>>149688423
car a shit

god forbid a man is horny every now and then

>>149688423
Same reason all of these things get kept on the back burner.... for use at a later, more convenient time.

Lol

>>149688423
because the Chuds at Red Bull didn't give a shit about that

>>149688429
Umm nothing happened chud, don't you read the news? This is an old story and you should STOP talking about it!

>>149688361
DTS fans - Americans hate rapists and sexual predators so it's fine

>>149688423
2024 being significantly worse than 2023, and 2025 being even worse.

without the netflix series i reckon horny horner would have gottem away with it

you know this was a mercedes plot to not only get max but also to make red bull exit the sport entirely to keep the number of teams constant and thus not changing the prize money ratio

>>149688372
>immediate
that's crazy though

Because women are devil's minions

>>149688423
>Why now?
They've given him 1.5 years to prove that the exodus of employees his penis caused wouldn't jeopardize the team, he failed.

>>149688443
Whats up with the fake hospital pic? Those sensors don't read right on the thumb

Does this mean Geri is back on the market too?

>>149688423
a lot of egregious actions can be brushed aside when things are going well. you don't want to rock the boat when you're on a hot streak, there are a lot of money at stake.
as soon as the hot streak ends though, you're fucked

>>149688423
Because Red Bull is sick of his strategy of prioritizing 1 driver in detriment to the entire team, since it's not paying off at all this year.

Horner to Alpine??

What’s really sad is he didn’t even score in the end. The red bull slag rebuffed all his advances while he begged like a loser, then she went and destroyed his career and family.

>>149688443
But he wasn't sick.
>>149688464
Had his appendix out IIRC.

whatever
it was only a matter of time

*ahem*
It's not offical yet.

>Mercedes 2026
Russel + Verstappen
>Alpine 2026
Gasly + Antonelli

screenshot this.

gimi in

Things are happening.

Toto to RB

Digits and red bull gets faster

>>149688406
keep in mind that men and women only started to share the working place roughly 70 years ago out of the hundred of millenias we've been around, the male brain is not made for this. women and men should always be separated. back then only place they would meet were the church and village parties

Surely Mekies has to have some kind of gardening leave imposed, because I am hearing that VCARB is not a sister RBR team.

im not a shit driver

the team principle tried to cheat on his wife

>>149688485
nothing ever happens

Ok but what does Sir Lewis Hamilton think of this?

What's the play here exactly? Is it a hail mary from Red Bull to get Max to stay (i.e. they're effectively handing over the team to Max and his team)? Can't help but think about the timing of the Mercedes rumours heating up and maybe Red Bull management feel like they've been backed into a corner, what else can they do to keep Max at this stage?

>>149688478
Also could be Albon demoted from Williams to Red Bull and Antonelli to Williams. Albon is still a Red Bull driver technically and if he wanted to remain in Williams he would have to cut ties with them for good, like how Migg did with Ferrari in his 2nd year at Haas.

WELCOME BACK VETTEE

>>149688490
Islam was right once again.

wow wow wow im not a fastest car wins merchant

christian horner tried to cheat on his wife btw

Vasseur is getting the sack and Horner is taking over at ferrari

>>149688367
it's a calm down phrase, you say it to stop yourself from being too horney so you last until the meetup. They must have had this key phrase worked out before.

>>149688478
>Mercedes 2026
>Russel + Verstappen
Yeah sure as if toto wouldn't send ruslel to film in bbc sissy prolapse porn if amx comes.

>>149688495
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum mugfugen bix nood

>>149688503
>cheat on his wife
so? it's part of being a man

>>149688423
let's be honest he got fired because of performances issues, he couldn't keep his top engineers and mechanics, the car repeatadly failed to win the WCC despite winning driver championships. it didn't look good at all for him. max was holding the whole place together.

This is how Red Bull hopefully dies and ceases to exist.

>>149688515
Pretty weird, lesbians usually make it worse

Red Bull's downfall should be studied in textbooks, the rate at which they went from "most dominant team to ever do it" to "verstappen is the only reason they aren't last in the wcc" is unprecedented

>>149688295
Horner once said he'd rather divorce his wife than let Verstappen go

>>149688496
I think it's independent of max staying.
The fact that they have a driver like max even contemplating leaving is already a big deal for the powers that he at red bull.
And then you add a shit season (despite max still being third in the drivers standing) only makes it worse.

>>149688476
Its off knowing this isn't a bit and Lauda just reads newspapers in his car because he is autistic.

>>149688490
>women and men should always be separated.
Inshallah my brother

Sacked with immediate effect means something major happened. I reckon Max has already signed for Merc and RB higher ups just got the news.

>>149688406
why are you blaming men? blame women for being so attractive

>>149688282 (OP)
Me
>Drive 2 Survive is dog shit
Also me
>I wanna see the Drive 2 Survive episode of this!

LOL he did something new

>>149688378
>For not satisfying your wife on Wednesday 23rd April the FIA fines you $10,000, you have 4 points remaining on your sex license
They really have become the morality police

>>149688530
kek, based..
>>149688531
It'll be a complete disaster for them if he leaves (which seems basically guaranteed at this stage). They're unironically going to be the worst team on the grid, fucking insane when you think about it was just a few years ago they almost won every single race in a season.

>>149688544
we’ll defs get news within a few days with rb sacked him like this

>laurent mekies went on record as not wanting red bull to take hadjar from him by "promoting" him before his time
>red bull respond by "promoting" mekies instead
Kek

>>149688525
Excellent post

Wins to McLaren
Wins to Ferrari
Wins to Mercedes
DNFs to R*d B*ll

MINARDI SURGE

>>149688545
I wouldn't call lewinsky or that rb-whore-no-one remembers-the-name-of attractive

>>149688500
>>149688543
>the religion where every man is gay is correct
uhh you guys know that christianity was more or less what frenchieanon said until the 20th century

>>149688545
Most women have solved that problem

>>149688500
>>149688543
retards, this is how the christian world was. consumerism needed women, half of the population to have purchasing power, then it wasn't enough, they needed teenagers too. it's over.

>>149688497
>Albon is still a Red Bull driver technically
No he is not, he used to be but AFAIK that agreement has ended.
If you look at his helmet he no longer has the RB logos on it.

>>149688282 (OP)
Max is 100% leaving
Horner was always simping hard for the #1 that was Vettel and AMX
With a more neutral guy 2nd driver will get more assets and AMX will get exposed the fuck out

>>149688554
*monkey paw uncurls*

verstappens dad is a scumbag for this

its the car not ur son

>>149688406
pussy is literally the only purpose in life for men, its the only thing we can say with certainty that its our goal in life as without reproduction there are no humans

>>149688575
So is he going to mercedes?

>>149688529
>"most dominant team to ever do it"
I hate you drive 2 survive blow-ins so much its incredible

KWAB

>>149688562
>lewinsky
You're thinkign of that guy you guys are fighting

>>149688573
Oh ok thank you.

>>149688522
You don't cheat on ginger spice you gypsy

the coom-addicted cuck is now unemployed. kwab.

So max is staying?

MAXIE, SIGN ZE KONTRACT

>>149688596
NEVER GOON

cadillac could do the funniest thing

is this to make max stay or is this because they max is gone anyways?

Be honest, /f1/, are you led by your dick?

look what that hulkenberg podium did.
it was nice spending time with you all, we all had a good run.

>>149688599
No he's destabilizing red bull on his way out

>>149688611
No I would bump into too much stuff

>>149688611
yes

>>149688596
He's going to ferrari and going to win the 8th for hamiltroon
screencap this

>>149688529
#retard

>>149688611
Not anymore, it's leading me nowhere

>>149688585
>21 wins in a 22 race season in 2023
That's more than the MP4/4 ever managed

Something happened

>>149688611
yeah but i just goon then it goes away so its all good

>>149688282 (OP)
Laurent Mekies taking over at Red Bull is very good for Yuki.

>>149688566
You're the retard actually

Ferrari could do the most retarded thing

>>149688282 (OP)
RIP

>>149688611
only between 10pm and 1am

>>149688490
>Islamic opinion
>Naturalistic fallacy

>max to mercdes rumours
>hulk podium
>horner fired
looks like the timeline took another turn

>doing this to exaggerate how much of a shithouse the car and team is at the moment
Bravo AMX

>>149688637
Good, now he can break Hulk's record

>>149688611
i coom on /trash/ sometimes so i guess you could say yes

>>149688295

have you not heard of the Book of Genesis?

>>149688640
you don't know shit tranny.
>>149688648
shamilton lover disagrees as expected

max shagged geri didnt he

>>149688544
I think Max just hung his departure condition over their heads and forced them to choose between him and Horner. I'd lean more towards him staying now.

>>149688649
some crazy black magic got disrupted when HULK got p3

>>149688611
no, I never goon

>>149688668
Yes I disagree with muslims because muslims are subhuman, abdullah

How many hours until Max to Mercedes announcement?

Does she leave him now?

nothing ever hap-ACK

>>149688642
>there were no signs

>>149688577
That would be why the person ultimately responsible for the shit car is the one that is gone.

>>149688611
no

>>149688669
>her right hand is on the guy cock

>>149688666
>666
(You) did that

>>149688599
>team doesn't understand their own car
>every upgrade makes it slower
>changing TPs half a year before new regs
>unknown quantity in-house "ford" engine
>newey gone
>mateschitz ded
he is 10000% leaving

Bruh...wtf is going on? I reckon AMX told red bull that he's going to Merc, so they sacked Horner for letting that happen. What are your theories?

>>149688282 (OP)
what the FUCK has just happened?????

>>149688282 (OP)
nice catch Blanco Niño

all he had to do was not try and fuck someone involved in f1

every city they went to fuck all the ladyboys you want just dont try and and finger the social media girl

>>149688701
You stole that theory from me

Max WILL be a Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team driver next year, do not get it twisted

>>149688682
I agree but humans are predictable and the "modern" social experiments failed. women cannot be equal to men, society fails.

>>149688685
she is already hitting up Freddy Gong and is planning on moving in with him

>>149688699
"the falloff needs to be studied" or however my fellow zoomers say because I'm not on that brainrot

The blood is on Yuki's hands.

I win hornyman

It is my team now

What's next for him?

>>149688715
I will also steal your phone, wallet, passport, liquor, durrys, car and your teenaged sister

I just want max to join mercedes just for toto to bend the knee and say masi took the right decision.

>>149688699
>team doesn't understand their own car
>every upgrade makes it slower
Sounds like Aston Martin TBF.

>>149688737
He buys mclarens formula e team

Red Bull will be out of F1 within 2 years. Book it.

This is what Jos wanted. Now let's see Max doing fuck all.

The decline isn't Horner. It's because they lost Newey

>>149688585
>1-2 driver Champs in 2023, with a combined 860 points
>constructors champ in 2023 by more than double second place
>21/22 races won by redbull (19 of which were one driver) in 2023
That's pretty "dominant" to me, anon.

>>149688750
that's why he's going to merc

>>149688668
You're a fag who has a fetish for transsexuals? Not surprising is it

>>149688757
What will happen to minadri?

Does anyone know what team principals do?

f1 is a joke sport

they pretend like its the drivers skill

when in reality its the car not the driver

>>149688728
Yuki & Honda won!

>destroying your entire career and legacy over mediocre pussy
Such is the weakness of man

>>149688737
Divorce

>>149688770
nice blog post

>>149688685
Yes I hear she's shacking up with Yuki

>>149688750
A team that has hasn't even had a race win? Yeah, okay.

>>149688757
I could see them selling AT but I think RBR will probably stick around.
Also hilarious that Liberty Media missed the peak to sell.

I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake

Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away

will this make the car go faster?

>>149688685
that "professional" makeup makes her look like a witch
>>149688669
meanwhile here she actually looks cute

>>149688781
shag secretaries

>>149688790
Yeah I thought I'd write a post about how you're a fag with a fetish for transsexuals. Glad you appreciated it.

Red Bull dood
what do we drink now?

>>149688781
they desperately masturbate in an airplane toilet whilst begging their secretary to send nudes

>>149688760
> It's because they lost Newey
And a good chunk of the engineering team alongside him.

>>149688786
visits a new city every weekend
could fuck a high end hooker every night
chooses to ruin his career of a random 4 out 10 who you work with

>>149688760
It's because they lost Dietrich Mateschitz

>>149688814
Everyone at my work drinks c4

>>149688810
I don't desire you, tranny. stay alone.

>>149688814
The thinking man's beverage

>>149688721
>I agree but [islamic opinion]
kys

>>149688826
You don't have to keep telling us that you're a fag with a fetish for transsexuals, you've already made that clear

>>149688820
And Wheatley
Their pitstops went from S to shit and almost accidentally killing other crew members

Meanwhile, Sauber went from 40s stops to sub 2s...

>christian tries to flirt on whatsapp
>gets fired and his career destroyed

>jos runs his wife over with a car and beats up his family
>still there

>>149688762
CHANGE YOUR FUCKING PRINCIPAL!

>>149688814
water

>>149688835
>>149688838
you are schizo traitors of the west. freaks.

>>149688611
Yes. I'm driving 300+ km for the 4th weekend in a row to fuck girl and I've missed two F1 races because of this. She lets me cum inside her.

now what?

>>149688611
I goon so hard so that i don't get distracted by female irl.

>>149688843
Are you expecting Jos to get fired from being Max's dad?

>>149688760
Marshall & Wheatly and others are thriving at other teams, so it's not only Newey.

Also, RB couldn't get the 2nd seat issue under control and burned through many talented drivers and kept Horner's doofus loyal technical staff who can't design a driveable and quick car on their own.

I doubt Max cares who's on the team. Dude is just there to play f1 simulator irl edition.
Especially now when he might leave for another team.

>>149688282 (OP)
so they lost verstappen.

>>149688841
of course when Hulk was on cource for a podium they did a 4+s pitstop but luckily Hamilton can't drive in mixed conditions so it worked out well

>>149688599
No, this is their last ditch effort to appease Max to stay, he's 100% gone.

>>149688814
tap water from a black plastic mercedes water bottle

Can he fix Red Bull?

>>149688814
been looking for lando's piss flavor monster in stores but haven't found it yet

ITS REAL HOLY SHIEET. ITS OGER, MAX TO MERCEDES FOR SHURE

>>149688849
based. creampies are kino

horner's getting fired by he failed to keep max, max to mercedes confirmed

>>149688851
Fired mid-season means Max is gone essentially, all the wheels are already in motion for the 2026 car. It makes zero difference whether Horny is the face or not.

>mekies takes the lead at red bull
>tsunoda's performance miraculously improves

>>149688382
amd amx, a top 5 of all time, is competitive against a qualibabby terrorist and a mental midget in a ferrari. his car is worse

>>149688851
>Effective immediately
WHAT DID HORNYMAN DO

>>149688432
>>149688413
>>149688399
That doesn't mean the car is shit though. It's clearly the second best car on average on the grid right now. It's just too hard to drive for anyone who isn't Max, meaning whoever is in the second seat can't get more than 70% of the car's performance

max versappen is from belgium but pretends to be dutch becus belgium is a tiny country

muie la toți hamiltoniștii

Decent bait

>>149688882
I get AMX is the face of F1 but doing this charade with a multibillion dollar F1 team over a driver seems retarded Christian should have also known that a driver is just a driver

post file 76

thoughts

>>149688848
you're an islamic immigrant and belong to Algeria, abdul
go live there, you will be happier when fucking goats

>>149688895
>whoever is in the second seat can't get more than 70% of the car's performance
That's just a roundabout way of saying it's shit

>>149688895
If the car requires the best driver to be at all competitive, it's shit.

>>149688915
Yes but it needs to be compounded with the scandal, exodus of senior personnel, a declining car, and now losing your star driver. It's not one thing.

Horner > Mekies
Marko > Vettel
Wache > Eddington

This will be the new RB starting 2026.

>>149688894
Fumbled a generational talent in Max Verstappen. What's the bet Max is about to announce he's leaving for Mercedes next year

>>149688719
>Hulk podium
>Horner gone
>AI learned to write in photos

It's over

>>149688925
horner is a neweybabby

>>149688926
I gave you more attention than you deserve, you're a retard, your opinion is irrelevant.

>>149688719
very good decision to go from fighting for P5 to fighting for P5

>>149688894
He had sex with a coworker and she regretted it afterwards. The worst crime.

>>149688967
narb proves the car is good, he's complete shit

Hornyman getting fired comes at the perfect time to sweep Sulayem's powergrab under the rug.

>>149688962
newey is a neweybaby

>>149688848
You're a fag who can't stop thinking about transsexualism

>>149688987
Stop noticing

>>149688737
Replacing Vasseur at Ferrari. That will lead to Hamilton retiring and getting replaced by Albon or Gasly.

>>149688979
so why can't the the generational talent the next Max Verstappen score or finish races?

>>149688965
you're a seething inbred muslim, adbul
your blood calls you to fuck goats in the desert of algeria, go there

>>149688992
>>149688965

They did it to deflect attention from the Epstein list

>>149689007
>bierre car crashly
>ferrari piloti
shivers just went up me neck

>>149688282 (OP)
The end of an era.

>>149689024
Trump got shit on by Biden, bro

>>149689027
>Gasly
>crash

Pick one.

>>149688282 (OP)
KWAB

buy merc stonks

>>149689028
>forgot the pic

>>149689037
you claim he has never crashed a car before?

now that honrnys been sacked he's going to merc 99.99%. the question is will the boot out the fag zoomer or stay with the other fag

>>149689050
He has but he was the only driver last season to not incur any damage costs.

my guess is somebody heard rhythmic slapping in the back rooms of the pits and caught horner anally gaping bearman

>>149688849
>She lets me cum inside her.
Honestly depth charges without condoms are one of the greatest things a man can experience.

>>149689012
Kimi had a sprint pole and a podium. Max didn't have a good rookie season either.

Max is going to commit press genocide in Spa

>>149689012
The only races where Max hasn't scored are the ones where he DNF'd, and his only DNFs since Australia 2024 was caused by fake gimi.
The last time he finished a race and didn't score points was 2016.

>>149689073
>Yuki used his yakuza connections to get horny fired so he could take the first seat when max leaves

>>149688814
Coffee, the thinking man's choice

FraudStappen has no respect.
Dropping the team that MADE him is such a disrespectable move.

If he hand any respect, he would stay with team through thick and thin.
Mercedes are going to regret signing him.

As he is an whiney bitch that will not shutup unless he car is 100% perfect.
Do you hear other drivers cry as much about their car? No! Only FraudStappen.

Horner should go to Aston

HORNYMAN DEAD, WAT NOU!?

any other disrespectable moves?

>>149689131
Reality: you can torture puppies and rape the team principal's virgin daughter as long as you deliver on track.

Please God make it happen

>horny fired with immediate effect
AMX Mercedes/Aston deal confirmed

>People claiming he is being fired for sexting
Nah, I reckon it's due to triggering Max's exit clause, costing them the best driver on the grid. Which probably triggered something in his own contract around team performance allowing for the immediate dismissal.

which came first max leaving mercedes or horner getting sacked

NOW ITS SAFE TO RELEASE THE HORNER TAPES, LET THE DICC PICKS ROLL (HE'S IN THE EPSTEIN FILES)

he won

>>149689213
Privately, the former, Publicly, the latter. One triggered the other 100%.

>unemployment how to apply
>dole money amount
>divorced soon lawyer do i need
>let go of job what now
>formula 1 job postings team principal
>formula 2 job postings team principal
>formula 3 job postings team principal
>euro formula job postings team principal
>wec job postings team principal
>tax rebate unemployed
>alimony how big
>wife leaving house ownership
>real estate agents near me

>>149689213
Horner came first and set everything in motion years ago. I thought we already knew that?

>find a kid that does well at karting
>build him up with considerable effort, time and finances to be one of the best F1 racers ever
>Get him four titles
>get ousted by him the second he looks like he can't get a fifth

Concerning. Lets wait and see

>>149689259
>why is my wife watching Freddy Gong videos all day

>>149689259
kek

>>149688516
russell and verstappen are just tsundere for each other
this is what my fujo gf told me

firing him mid season is crazy

basically we would have left him continue if we were gonna win the title but if not the cheating on ur wife is unacceptable

>>149689245
FACT
>>149689259
>>divorced soon lawyer do i need
>>alimony how big
>>wife leaving house ownership
He already got divorced once before remember?
>>149689271
>>find a kid that does well at karting
>>build him up with considerable effort, time and finances to be one of the best F1 racers ever
That isn't what happened, they were just the only ones that were willing to offer him an F1 seat with immediate effect.

>>149689271
It's a ruthless business

>>149689271
>find a kid that does well at karting

They only signed Amx halfway through his first and only junior formula season.

>>149688361
Günther was the protag it’s not the same without him

Women are literally the downfall of all great men. 20 years of red Bull down the shitter.

>>149689286
>why they did this
Even they are surprised by this to be done mid-season before going into a regulation overhaul. Tolerating Horner for stability into the new cycle would have been preferred it feels like. But for Mercedes to launch their assault on the same day suggests Jos informed them of this outcome

>>149689271
retarded DTS take

>French team principal
>upcoming Hadjar promotion
>That Red Bull Paris football team getting promoted
What are they planning?

>>149689329
redbull dont give a fuck
its max and his family

>>149688365
That despite everything he has good taste sometimes

>>149688814
Nocco

I don't think RBR will bounce back from this.
>Mastershits ded
>Newey autismo bailed
>Wheatley gone
>Ford powered shitbox next season
>New regs
>Horny dumped via WhatsApp
>Vertappen about to abandon the sinking ship

Will never win a race again.

>>149689361
>nafri camp taking over RBR
Grim

yeah get fucked dead bull
only car brands should be in f1

>>149689371
Megaforce obviously, or Battery if you're a Williams fan.

Horner to Aston
Verstappen follows
Lance out
AM win the championship on racism alone
You heard it here first

>>149689161
>checo is now a retired mechanic who struggles with alcoholism.
>max and horny walk into his shop
>horny: checo! im forming a team to race for glory one last time
>as checo rolls from under the car with a smile
kino

>>149688814
Kong Colossus

>>149689377
Max will eke out another win this season for sure. Even if not on his own merit, papayas will surely crash out from the lead sooner or later.

I think he was fired to keep max not fired because max left. Basically Jos (who makes all of Max’s decisions on his behalf) was basically like “I have the contract with Toto ready for max to sign and he’ll sign it unless you fire Horner”. Red bull panicked and fired Horner.

It’s all petty bullshit from Jos who has a personal grudge against Horner, and max will do whatever his dad tells him

>>149689403
>Horner to Aston
Surely Newey would block it, he escaped to Aston from Horner.

>>149688642
>Gabrielle and Texas
what a boring non-descript cunt

>>149689387
>only car brands should be in f1
False. Only privateers e.g Ferrari, McLaren, Williams should be allowed in F1

>>149689080
you can't compare Max who was in alpha tauri in his rookie season vs kimi who is in a top team probably driving 2nd or 3rd fastest car

Remember anons, toto always wins in the end

>>149689064
Aside from the engine he blew up in Vegas

genuine question is toto gay or just german?

>>149689404
Jesus will redeem my based brother in Christ Sergio

>>149689387
It might have been relevant some time ago, but road cars have shit all to do with open wheel racing. These things have more in common with a Boeing or an Airbus than a Renault or a Mercedes. Being a manufacturer gives you literally no advantage other than having better infrastructure to build engines, and even then most teams buy engines anyway and engine manufacturers rely on the likes of Ilmor.

>>149689397
I can't stand normal energy drink flavor, makes me want to puke.

>>149688282 (OP)
I just heard the news. They lost Verstappen, didn't they?

>>149689472
He's Austrian.
But also not exactly a contradiction
https://youtu.be/XY9PmBNb3PE?t=93

max isn't going anywhere now, nothing ever happens

>>149689507
No

They kept verstrapon. Jos gave RB an ultimatum that either Horner leaves or max leaves, and they panicked. Jos has a personal hatred against him for some reason

>>149688929
>>149688928
It's not about the best driver. It's about Max liking to drive cars with an extremely pointy and sensitive front end, at a level nobody else likes. Though the current Redbull is actually too sensitive even for Max, which is why he hasn't been able to hit the ceiling of the car consistently. But even with that, the Redbull is consistently the second best car. This means the real ceiling of that car is actually closer to McLaren than most realize, just nobody can reach it, not even Max

>>149689457
Yes, and in that top team he has a sprint pole and a podium. It's not fair to say because Kimi isn't matching or exceeding narb that the car isn't good (which is what the anon I was replying to was implying).

ITS OVER
>ITS OVER
ITS OVER
>ITS OVER

>>149689161
AI can spell now?

>>149689526
Throwing Horny out mid-season achieves nothing for this or next season, and only creates more instability. Max is gone.

>>149689526
>for some reason
Fucking retard.

>>149689526
>for some reason

>>149689499
That's normal, I think most people can't. My friends have always been calling energy drinks "fruity vomit" or "fruity burp" flavored. I'm actually fairly fond of the flavor though, what I can't stand is specifically Red Bull knockoff flavors (Megaforce definitely falls under that). Colored Monsters though, bring it on. Their latest Strawberry is really good, and I've been drinking too many Hamiltons for my own good for a few years now. Some of the Cults are also decent, e.g. Miami Ice or the space cat thing, though I don't like their "AI-inspired" branding.

If you don’t think some teams aren’t scrambling to sign Horner you’re delusional.

Guy is basically the Alex Ferguson of F1.

>>149689259
No
>LESBIANS
>f1 manager game
Wasted post

>>149689551
yjk he was absolutely bulldozing her anus whilst horner was desperately texting her asking her for nudes

Inshallah mclaren gets nuked

So does Horner go to another team now or just retire? Surely he has more than enough money to never work a single day in his life again, and same goes for his kids and grandkids.

>>149689571
>teams are scrambling to sign someone with an outstanding sex scandal case
sure they are

>>149689571
>my pp vs ferrari
>shock results my pp wins!!

>>149689608
Ferrari has been poaching him for last 5 years

>>149689303
i ship it

>>149689602
imagine the insane goon cave setup he can purchase and set up now

>>149689571
Justice for 8bins
He's pretty cool

I will reserve my judgement regarding the Horner situation until I've heard Lance Strolls opinion on the matter.

>>149689617
Brits really don't want to go live in Italy it seems. Ferrari would have to open a British office like every other non-British team now did.

>>149688282 (OP)
JUST WAKE UP AND WTF

DEAD FUCKING BULL

DEAD BULLLLLLLLLL

THIS WILL 100000000% CONVINCE MAX TO FUCK OFF FROM RED BULL TO MERCEDES NOW SINCE THE TRANSITION WILL BE HELL

>>149689404
>Haven't you heard Mr. Checo?

Max to m*rcsatan
Narb to a reclamation site

>>149689608
>outstanding sex scandal case
nah

>>149689617
Maybe just Ferrari then, as they're complete mental retards with how they handle team principals

I shouldn't have even bothered going on social media to check the news. Women have fucking ruined any tangible discussion about F1 so much it's unreal, and we're having more and more of these retards flood in. Never advertise your sport in some retard boyband manner.

>>149689408
>Kong Strong
Exquisite taste my fellow Lidl enjoyer

>>149689666
Praying that either Norris or Piastri gets caught in some MeToo scandal in the next couple of years

>>149689666
I agree satan

>>149689526
>either Horner leaves or max leaves
fun but it has too be very unlikely

>sexual assault
It is not nice to have affair but it seemed pretty consensual

>>149689682
*toooo
even

>>149689678
too gay to do anything with women

SPA NEXT

Has cadillac / audi made any decisions as to their team principle?

>>149689666
fucken foids
you can't kill 'em...

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUWWWWIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUU DEAD BULL WIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWUUUUUUUU

Wtf I went to eat and someone fucked my secretary?

>>149689387
literally the opposite you dumb flip retard

>>149689678
They'd just ignore it. (((Brown))) and goblando hung out with trump and shook the pussy grabbin' hand, with trump being the worst thing ever to these people yet here they persist

>>149689404
>Checo, I am offering you an open seat in Formula One

WELCOME TO ALPINE

>>149689571
if only 8bins didn't go powertripping and stayed in engineering, with arrivabenis as team principal they'd be on top now

>>149689702
dear lord that woman on the right

>>149689608
Shame for him King Flavio returned, before that Alpine had been crying out for someone in any way competent for years.

Only in Jos' fucking delusional mind this fixes ANYTHING in RBR.
People who think this is how the verstappens 'won' or this is confirmation that max will stay are extremely retarded.
This will only further destabilize the team, trigger more personnel moving/leaving and it'll be deeper in the shit as a result. Yes Jos might get more sway under newer/cucky management but that's to the benefit of exactly nobody

>>149689711
Ik zou je wel kantelen vriend

>>149689666
>assault
Wasn't it just some inappropriate messages and shit?

>>149689061
t*rger appointed himself dictator, friend

They better send me my order in due time

>>149689571
Ferrari's problem is not that it keeps changing management, it's that it keeps bending over to the Italian media for reasons only Italians can probably understand.

Toto gonna fly directly into Max's house now

My theory goes like this:
>Max is actually leaving
>RB management gets wind of it
>They fire Hornyman as this means that all the talent has left the team

>>149689608
that means he comes with a discount

>>149689767
He sent her a picture of his nipple. He basically raped her phone

>>149689767
They created headcannons from those screenshots. That's these braindead female zoomers do now-a-days

I see a lot of people saying Christian could go to cadilliac even though that position is currently filled by Graeme Lowdon.
But it does bring up an interesting point about cadilliac and their involvement so far. It's seems like nobody knows or frankly even really cares about them joining the grid. I mean, I don't know what their team is doing, but shouldn't they be HYPING up the team. We're half way through the season and nobody really knows anything about the team.

>>149689767
Did she stutter, m8?

>>149689787
sound theory if it weren't for the most universally accepted theory on an exit clause (sub p3 WDC by summer) isn't going to be in effect

Bro isnt this guy fucking Leclerc big time in 2022 Season ?? Max is DONE. HE NEEDS TO GET OUT FROM RED BULL. NOW

>>149689160
Had FraudStappen delivered? No! From the second half of the 2024 season he has barely won a race and WCD 2025 seems set to go to the Papaya Boys.

>>149689793
>TEE HEE I LIKE CHOCO POPS TOO CHRISTIAN
i mean it had to be headcanon of biblical proportions to turn this into anything but regular thot behavior

>>149689816
Kirk Hammet works in F1 now?

>>149689810
i don't accept any exit clause theory

>>149688406
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>149688282 (OP)
Turns out there was a clause in his contract that said if Hülkenberg got a podium, he would be sacked.

>>149689816
He's doing fine as the TP of VCARB. Turns out the problem was Ferrari

i'm new here
is the dutch flag here some obvious falsefag schizo on a VPN?

>>149688573
Albon still has ties with the Thai Red Bull family which pretty much controls Red Bull now. He is heavily backed through Monsoon Valley

>>149689830
most people haven't actually read them, you know
just know that there was something with horner and a woman

>>149689837
well fine; in that case he's going to die a slow death in the RBR wastelands the next three years

Who's gonna sponsor verstappen.com™ gt3 team now?

>>149689845
Hulk had to celebrate like this because the mclaren zoomers were faggots and didn't acknowledge him

DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL

HAHAHAHA EXPLODE YOU DEAD BULL HAHAHAHAHAHA DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL

>>149689851
that and me
I'm the one trueflag for red white and blue

>yeah this will cause huge destabilization for years to come, it's fine - our generational talent will stick around while we can't even fight for a podium
>no, max would never think of leaving - everyone who made him a champion is still here - right?

SHE WAS A CONSENTING, ADULT WOMAN YOU SICK FUCK

>>149689865
i'm saying he can just leave anyway if he really wants to, specific rumored exit clause or no

>>149689869
Still Red Bull. You know they're a brand beyond F1 right? Mutual ties would still remain

>>149689845
I saw a version of this where the first and second where celebrating each other while ignoring 3rd which is truer to what actually happened

>>149688830
Where is this from, aldi? I've seen it irl but never in a store

>>149688341
Erm, this is actual sexual assault omg

>>149689845
>Horner irks out Wheatley (who would've been his logical replacement) after the horny controversy in an attempt to consolidate power
>RB's descend accelerates
>he joins Sauber as TP
>Hulk gets a podium within 4 months of him joining
I buy it

m*rcedes gave me pfas blood

>>149688282 (OP)
How retarded everything happened because you decided to send your dick pics to an employee
Also checo stocks went up again

>>149689869
Goodsmile Racing Mercedes

>>149689161
I rather see FraudStappen die and we be rid of him once and for all

>>149688814
ENTER

>>149689925
>AMX winning Spa 24h with anime
I need that

With my superior passport I encourage you to stay quiet while real people talk, subhuman

>>149689888
'if he really wants to'?
this isn't just any fucking temp job. I realize that's all you know from being a seasonal strawberry or order picker, but these contracts aren't something you just walk away from. It's going to cost him or his new employer an extreme amount of money to leave without a contractually recorded reason to do so

>>149688282 (OP)
Mili version is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hOkIEXn1gc

>>149689816
Should have brought in Guenther Steiner

>>149689881
ayoo, my nigga Taliban dabbing on Horner

>>149689918
only retards would think they would be willing to swap a retard with another retard now that the retard left

Who here wants breakfast?

>>149689120
Cafeine pills are underrated as well, quicker than downing 4 cups of coffee in the morning and you don't feel bloated from all the water.

>>149689810
This is probably the easiest exit clause to trigger, but if Max wants to leave there surely are many other options to quit that might just cost some money or some legal battles. If a driver wants to leave, he will leave.

>>149690001
>lats on a woman
Not a fan

>>149689956
contracts like these have a simple-to-determine value, they can always be bought off
also calm down

>>149689994
How many can you safely take in the morning to feel awake? For the last twenty years I'm exhausted in the mornings and frankly normal coffee doesn't help much.

>>149690001
i love her nose

>>149689994
>downing 4 cups of coffee
take it easy, seems like a lot for one morning

All this for some blonde expired granny.

>>149689722
no

Just saw the news. How the hell did red bull fumble this season so hard?

Send that fag chuck to redbull and get amx rn

>Horner to Ferrari
Hamilton + Horner revenge tour.
Ferrari without the clown pitwall - nothing can stop them.

>>149690047
yes!

He won

>>149690049
>Fire newey
>newey, before leaving, takes out the airbender enchantment out of the car
>Car turns to shit exactly by the next race

>>149690009
well easier would be if there'd be anything in there about a WCC position by summer, because that surely would have aimed higher than fucking fourth if it were to be in there
>options to quit that might just cost some money or some legal battles
an astronomical amount of money

I really wish that in F2 they would mandate either different liveries for every driver, or same liveries for teammates, with like five fucking red bull liveries and e.g. two williams liveries for different teams it's really hard to tell who is who on the track. Hard to tell Dunne apart from Verschoor too, they technically have different liveries but almost the same shade of orange (thankfully in F1 Max doesn't run with a Dutch orange livery or there would be the same problem with the papayas).

>>149690031
I just take 1 200 mg pill and 2 cups of coffee with brekkie. Adds up to about 4 cups I think.
>>149690040
It's better to just go max cafeine in the morning, then maintain with like 3-4 cups throughout the day.

>>149690064
They need to fire helmut too then

verstappen to merc
albon back to red bull
russell has to go back to der williams

>>149690067
>an astronomical amount of money
Yes, but e.g. Max already has much more money than that, and clearly Mercedes is willing to cover much of the exit cost. When you are set for the next ten generations of your family, it's not a big deal.

>>149690055
>new team boss = new pit wall/strategists
have you seen ANYTHING ferrari in the past decade?

>Alpine are looking for a new Team Principal
>Horner becomes available
Holy fuck, it's going to be kino.

>>149690097
>and clearly Mercedes is willing to cover much of the exit cost
literally the last budget news coming from mercedes has been about how they wouldn't be able to afford verstappen

>>149689773
Imagine picking this eyesore over the Valkyrie

>>149690123
negotiation tactic

>>149688334
The Abitebouls sent their regards

>Red Bull chose Jos Verstappen and an 80 year old over Horner
KWAB

>>149690097
>>149690129
you're both on an extreme psychedelic
these contract breaking amounts are going to be utterly insane messi-tier amounts; which neither max or merc would be willing to pay
also you can't 'negotiate' your way out of an ironclad legal document

>>149690115
oh yeah I bet Briatore is looking real hard

>>149690062
not really, he's miserable right now.
still won in Greece

Seriously though, what's next for Christian?
Do you think he'll just retire into obscurity? Maybe one last cash grab book deal?
I doubt the broadcasters will want him with all the sexting controversy, since all the broadcasters are leftist British pussies.
Can another team seriously be considering him with all the contentiousness he caused?

>>149690150
>also you can't 'negotiate' your way out of an ironclad legal document
Your dutchness is showing, everything has loopholes to exploit.

>>149688443
>"I have a vagina now"
wow that showed RB

Max to 24 hour of le mans, f1 after 26 to be worse than the poois years

>it's up
https://www.twitch.tv/teamredline

>>149690150
>ironclad legal document
It's probably not allowed for such a document to be about selling yourself into slavery, so there are bound to be very feasible exits.

>>149690159
(i posted the wrong pic)

>>149688850
>>149689551

fraudstappen has never won a WDC on merit
fraudstappen is NOT and NEVER will be a genuine WDC
> 2021 - WDC was handed to him by a racist FIA
> 2022 - WDC was won using 'pay-to-win'
> 2023 - WDC was won using an over-engineered car to compensate for his retarded driving
> 2024 - WDC was won by cheating and bullying with the FIA looking the other way

Mercedes
>Toto + Verstappen

Ferrari
>Horner + Hamilton

>>149688596
must be awful for him, millions upon millions of monies and lots of time on his hands

>>149688282 (OP)
Normalfaggots are celebrating this like if they just read Hitler died

>>149690210
Wait, he died???

>>149690178
great timing for streaming haha

>>149689421
I do not see FraudStappen winning 2025, the Papaya Boys look strong and actually skilled drivers.
Thank goodness FraudStappen's driving and car are complete shit.

If by some miracle Fraudtappen wins his 5th. Then I'm jumping off a buidling.

>>149690162
Ferrari will take him, all the shit he did is peanuts for italian standards

>>149690178
did they ever apologize for cheating at the virtual n24, ditching the stream the moment they got caught and scamming all their viewers and subscribers out of a max verstappen q&a session?

>>149690219
We don't really know since he's not exactly been very public during his Argentina retirement, but by now surely the physical age has already caught up with him.

>>149689526
Red Bull need to stand up to the bullies of Fraudstappen and Jos. Both of them need to be greatful anyone is willing to give that piece of shit a car to drive in.

>>149690210
>hey atGrok did Hitler die?
>Grok: No, he lives

>>149690219
yeah in the 70's. Pancreatic cancer

>>149690178
>no amx
fuck off

>>149690231
No, the host later went on his own stream to downplay it saying that it was pathetic to expect an apology over something so trivial apparently and laughed it off.

>>149690221
Oh he's not winning the title this year for sure, I was only talking about random race wins.

>>149689850
Wasn't he just a public face while Bayer was actually in the charge?
Something like fat Zak and Stella

>>149689536
jajaja

>>149690237
>Grok: No, he lives
"For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them.” - Mein Kampf 18:20

>>149690150
>also you can't 'negotiate' your way out of an ironclad legal document
they did it to perez
the only matter here is that the negotiation will be much more expensive, even perez's negotiation was expensive enough

The seethe verstappen causes in subhumans is truly incredible, just a few short years of winning scrambled their inferior brains

>>149689666
I hate women so much its unreal.

>>149689608
It’s been dismissed twice but the dumb bitch can’t accept that.

It would be funny, if RB was Tsunoda & Hadjar next season with Mekies as TP.

They were meant to be!

where's the new bread, lebowski? gimi says you're good for it

WHERE'S THE FUCKING NEW BREAD SHITHEAAAAD

>>149690309
VCARB car is faster than RB car

The main takeaway from this is that women ruin everything, especially men. They corrupt them like the one ring.

>>149689641
>Haven't you heard Mr. Checo?
Red Bull's coming to an end?

>>149690334
the women do indeed make me feel invisible.

>>149690288
FraudStappen is not, and never has been a genuine driver.
He and his asshole fatehr have been in the spotlight for too long.
Fraudstappen is a sub-par driver at best. Who's gotten lucky with ruling and things going his way.
Look at how Jos bullies RedBull. It FraudStappen and his father the people you want on your team?

>>149690210
i didn't even know he was sick

>>149689678
oscar is too autistic and lando is too gay

>wdc totally gone now
it's over for MAx

>>149690330
It's not faster, it's easier to drive. Top performance of the RB car is much higher, but it's a real bitch to set up and drive. VCARB is a decent midranger as it usually is, its defining characteristic is that even a rookie can utilize it to its full potential.

>>149690362
I can tell you have just started watching F1

>anons genuinely believe that horner got sacked because of that sexting thing
are you guys retarded?

>>149688442
I hate snakes

And you've mean to me when I said that death of Didi marks end of redbull

>>149690392
i seriously doubt it's that as it was years ago but him being sacked with immediate effect instead of just signing someone else for next year says there's some shenanigans going on

>>149690392
>are you
anon, tell me you are not new here

>>149690392
DTS babbies going haywire. I really motherfucking HATE DTS.
Also it's time for AMX to jump ship. Holy fuck, can't actually believe I'm going to root for fucking Mercedes.

>>149688423
because of f1 movie and story based on him, well played lewis, well played

>>149690001
where hips?

>>149690404
I'm about 1488% sure AMX announced that he's leaving at the end of the year and that basically put a bullet through Horner's head.
RBR is completely fucked.

>Norris Actually gonna win his first [spoiler]and only WDC[/spoiler]

Who should i bomb ?

>the roach addressing his superiors directly
Disgusting, you will KNEEL when talking to someone with the passport you list over

>>149690431
Pastry's gonna win it. Can't let the 56% choker win a WDC. Even in the cheat car.

>>149690392
Was there any evidence is was sexual harassment because I only ever heard he was harassing employees which in my mind means being an asshole

If it turns out Jos was the one who pushed for this, will that make normalfags like him now?

>>149690437
what are you saying? please explain, i cant read the thread

>>149690431
Israel

>>149690441
Its obvious McLaren builds the car for Norris first and Piastri second after the last two races

death to DTS and VPN fags

>>149690427
On my face

>>149690392
see >>149688940

>>149690451
The roach seething about verstappen openly lusts over british passports and longing to have one, if you have this flag you can shit on him and he just takes it like a serf.

>/f1/ in full melty
Based day

>>149690427
bitch nigga hips t. juri vips

>>149690459
Yeah because Zak Turd loves sucking on his tiny little mulatto pepe.
But Parsty is way better in every single regard.

>>149690470
happy for you bro

>>149690477
Longs* fucking phoneposting

>wake up
>its real

>>149690444
Jos might claim responsibility just because he's an attention whore and general piece of shit human though.

>>149690477
ok, thanks

>>149690444
Jos needs to be killed. Simple as.
But quite honestly, we may just see AMX signing to Mercedes any second now.
Losing AMX is the most likely explanation of sacking Horner, just like this.

After gathering all information it is safe to assume that Horner is Lily's father.

>>149690362
Never stop telling the truth about Verfrauden!

>>149690486
pisstri is way bigger mystery meat than Lando

>read the news, freak out, tell my wife (who has been to 2 grand prix’s with me) that Christian horner got sacked by red bull
>she literally does not even care if say anything and just continues on like nothing happened.

Why are women like this? Why don’t they care about our hobby?

Reminder this is just a distraction from the epstein list
Someone from F1 or FIA is on it

>>149690567
Flavio

>>149690537
Welcome anon, remember to hydrate and not melt in spain

>>149690567
>it's horner

>>149690486
I guess im gonna bomb Zak Brown.

>>149688704
to bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked

>>149690150
>also you can't 'negotiate' your way out of an ironclad legal document
Newey did just that last year

>>149690528
>and general piece of shit human though.

thoughevermore

>>149688379
kek

>>149690171
>>149690186
the loophole or exit would be exit clause fuckery, but not just 'meh dont feel like it an now i'll leave to another competitor' bullshit. RBR will sell their lives dearly before letting a once in a generation talent step away from their organization

>>149690281
>they did it to perez
they did nothing of the like to perez. they just let his contract run but chose not to put him in the car anymore. also it's the other way around what we're discussing here

>>149690620
>Newey did just that last year
both employer and employee wanted to part ways in that case

If you think about it Horner overseeing Hamilton would be the funniest possible timeline if it happens. The '21 ptsd would be too much for Lewis I fear.

baking

>>149690634
Dude tried to run over his ex with a car, that's objectively fucked up behaviour

NUUI
>>149690707
>>149690707
>>149690707

Do you all think that washed nigger will renew his contract when Hornyman takes in charge of Ferrari? I don't think so..

>>149690685
he still had a contract until 2026, they didn't let shit run and pressured him to sign a "mutual" agreement
but yes you are correct its the other way around for verstappen

>>149688334
Lesbians!

>>149690362
wollah kiffeche

>>149688382
so would every other car on the grid piloted by Max, this is a true testament to how good Max is and how bad the RB has become, but also just how close the field is right now

So, was he fired because he let a huge amount of talented people jump ship, gave Verstappen a shit car a second year in a row, let Yuki in and then found out the car was really shit and not just Verstappen sucking or was it the sexting and cheating on his wife while on the clock?

>>149690001
I've seen her in person
She is comically tiny

>>149688611
No

>>149688814
delicious, nutritious tap water