Thread 149690557

Metal Studs General

Love me some hard-as-metal studs.

iggs

'member that nasty gash Quaynor copped from someone's boot?

>>149691147
yes
linking to image because can't spoiler it here
https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/e4adaa4f4d231df5c221b79e71665aef

Dead poomunity

>>149691081
the logo looks strange if you isolate the letters

>>149691247
huh?

>>149691276
um was I talking to you? no

>>149691286
oh?

>>149690271
>father-daughter academy
the purest form of love

where did rc go

>>149691492
he left in embarrassment after yet another call was proven wrong

>>149691492
Just went out for some ciggies.

last for iggs

yep that's where they are on the ladder

mean

lol

didn't make it to 500 again

why not

we've discussed it last night a lack of belief

we all went back to /nrl/ and were watching origin. only when it's time to wipe our arses again do we write to gayfl

up early for mr shekelberger?

nrl will never be as popular as afl

>>149700130
How many international teams does AFL have in their competition again?

>>149700130
Both are dying sports anyway, soccer is already our trans-statorial sport

>>149701720
>trans-statorial
?

>>149701658
it's called AFL not IFL dumb cunt, the fact the NRL has to try and attract audiences abroad shows that it is a failing shit sport
and aussie rules is unironically more popular abroad than rugby league

>>149701720
no-one cares about soccer

Good morning alf

>>149691222
Yeouchies

>>149691492
He's in custody awaiting trial. Don't you watch the news?

Footo tonight

>>149702217
>the fact the NRL has to try and attract audiences abroad
Both PNG and NZ are major league fans bases in their own right. The audience is already there and keen to participate

why is this nigga talking about nrl in an afl thread at 8:21am on a thursday morning

jfc

>>149702756
GAYfl isn't even the most popular sport in its own thread lmao

>>149701954
Socc3r transcends state lines truly it is our *national* sport

>>149702822
That would be cricket

>>149702831
Alright unc

Remember when a women's world cup quarter final was the highest viewed broadcast in Australian TV history?

>>149702791
you are so fucking cringe mate you do yourself a disservice desu

>>149702878
I didn't watch it. Don't care for women's sports, me

noooo stay away from her annalise she will lead you astray

>>149703222
so fucking gay

Once women infiltrate male dominated hobbies that hobby dies 50 years tops footy will be finished

>>149703403
Heh

The penalty for metal studs should be way worse than that

>>149703621
yeah considering it was an institutional thing within adelaide which the afl wont admit

crows have been doing it all year apparently and keays and racheat thought they'd never be caught further

fruit smoothie for brekky

>>149703767
corrrpeng

i put berries, banana, yoghurt, milk and a bit of peanut butter in mine

poast a piccy fruityla

big pharma hates australia
based af

footo tonite

>>149703878
we eetin well tonight huh alfie

>>149703889
well done...agree..mostly x

>>149703889
good except port will beat the eagles imo

>>149703910
gotta throw one in there for a cheeky stab desu
iggs arent THAT bad imo

>>149703878
all the away teams thanks

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think i’ll watch the cricket tonight not the footy

i’m a creep
i’m a weirdo
what the hell am i doing here?
i don’t belong here

>>149704227
not very crisp
radiohead sucks

crazy how the crows cheat (gain an unfair advantage) and are just fined and slapped on the wrist

sa bias

Are you blokes excited for the Carlton vs Brisbane match tonight?

>>149704488
no because the crows cheated and have ruined the spirit of the competition

>>149704483
geelong cheated worse though and got fined less

>>149704543
doesnt detract from the crows legitimately thinking they are above the rules as of recently. its inexcusable behaviour and the slap on a wrist fine is pathetic

>>149704555
they are the AFL's favourites atm that's why they have the easiest fixture this year

>>149704575
true fair point maybe rc was right they need to babied back to relevance

hi sebbo x
whaaaaat's cookin la ¿ x

>>149704585
MY porties will still beat them this showdown though

>>149704609
100% agreed

>>149704590
nowt much fella, stayin' hungy as always eyequeem haaa x

levi ashcroft is a nepo baby and therefore should not be allowed to win the rising star

I had brainwave for a business idea fellas, I’m gonna make a listing on getyourguide for Melbourne Formula 1 Circuit tours and charge like $100. I’ll pick yuro and chink tourists up from the CBD and then take them for a quick drive and walk around Albert Park. Of course they could jump on a tram and do this for free but i’m hoping i’ll get the ones that are too stupid to realise

>>149704740
ez money f1drones are stupid as fuck

don't really enjoy any racing stuff, especially not neposteer
dadza loves it though, don't get the appeal

i stopped liking it when basic white girls started watching it

i lost all interest and respect for it when they got rid of the grid/pit girls

footy may as well start tomorrow because tonight's games shall be dogshit

be good if cripps did his acl tho

The Blues will be Lion around tonight I'd say haha

>>149704990
idgi

>>149704990
is this a joke about garry lyon sleeping with peoples wives

whenever i feel sad i go read north melbournes bigfooty board and i get a right good laugh

imagine the possibilities if the afl didn't lose 50m a year on aflw

"equality" was a mistake

>>149705137
this is way too complicated
also the last thing the afl needs is an even more compromised draft, in 20 years when there are even more f/s (m/s) picks what's the point of even having a draft at all if more than half the kids are guaranteed to go somewhere

>>149705137
https://old.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1ltn51c/the_aflw_is_reportedly_running_at_a_50m_loss_per/n1rr3m6/

umm sweaty please consult this post thanks x

>There really is no definitive way to figure out which 12 year olds will be elite.
yeah but you'd think the child of a former successful athlete would have a greater chance at it, and since you're guaranteed to draft them you may as well give it a shot
yeah?

i can guarantee that a child born to two bull dyke mothers will never be an elite player

did you guys know the OPPENHEIMER imax film print is over 18km long and weighs over 270kg

>>149705238
neat
i did not

Would Dean Laidley’s kids be ineligible under the father-son rule, seeing as he is now their mother

Antisemitism Bill is going through Labor and coalition for it

>>149705267
huge news for the unemployed

Who is Antisemitism Bill? He sounds like my kind of guy

>>149705273
kek

solo energy drink is shit lads

>>149705305
yeah saw it on sale at coles yesterday and thought as much kek

the unemployed are the modern day aristocrats

cock and balls

richmond and st kilda have featured in the same finals series once in the last 50 years (2020) and just six times since richmond entered the competition in 1908

anal

why the fuck do st kilda and north melbourne exist as professional sports teams

>>149705319
>>149705444
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

the afl should can the father son rule when st kilda’s academy players reach their draft year

>>149705517
kek can you imagine the deaf ceo having a sperg out over this

>>149705280
>>149703403
fukken lols

Missing her so much today, want to eat a bullet

>>149705743
What flavour?

>>149705743
Don't waste a perfectly good bullet mate

>>149705743
its okay mario youll get to princess peach one day

>>149705743
based billy brownless

wow thought this was somewhere a like minded afl brother could vent, but instead I cop a bunch of fucking smartarse replies from a bunch of deadshit fuckheads

>>149705925
onya tredders

>>149705925
uh oh mario has taken a fire flower and is throwing fireballs out in rage now

>>149705881
>>149705940
chat fr tf this reference too?

Billy's fucking his daughter these days.

>>149705991
his daughters are smokeshows, way hotter than that old hag

hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazines

reminder that in the worst season of footy yet, a bottom tier carlton vs collingwood dead rubber match attracted more people than the nrlel's state of origin did

then this cunt obsessed with the nrl, give it a rest mate

powah

>>149705991
cant blame him

>>149705238
He's a big guy.

>>149706211
actually at that bmi he would be considered severely underweight

>>149706271
kek

The Australian government has announced its action plan to eradicate anti-semitism in Australia. The action plan includes strengthening hate speech laws, creating a national hate crime database, mandatory education on holocaust history, monitoring media for misleading narratives about Jewish people, withholding government funding from universities that facilitate anti-semitic behavior, screening visa applicants for views, funding for promotion of Jewish heritage and history.

that movie sinners is pretty much just a ripoff of from dusk till dawn

how could anyone not notice it at this point?

>>149706384
?

>>149706409
i'm talking about *them* mate

you know, the tribe

miserable weather today

do you guys fart in front of other people

>The AFL has told the 18 clubs that the women’s game is losing $50 million a year & the number 1 priority for the AFLW is for on-field performance to improve.
Man what the fuck

>>149706482
>TV viewership down 70%
>crowds down 60%
it's gotta GO

>>149706482
they need to fucking hold full time jobs for a 100 years like the men had too. these fucking cunts are retarded man this womens sports bullshit is gonna ruin sport. they need to be realistic.

it should be self funding, if it isnt the funding model doesnt work. tough businesses require tough decisions. fucking aflw leeches

>>149706482
will they tell the fuckwit latecomer clubs that got a sugar rush of good results from poaching talent to get fucked? no? then on field shit isn't going to improve for at least a couple decades, if that, as the talent pool expands. dumb fuckwit DEIscore cunts run footy.

>>149706498
>>149706517
thereis NO short term scenario where the AFLW is rolled back or decreased. If anything even more money will be spent on it in order to try to attract more crowds and hype.

The AFL considers it too important of a project to let wither and die.

The reality is that it expanded far too quickly, but after the very limited "success" of the first few seasons the clubs that werent involved all demanded entry as they feared being left behind from something they thought had potential.

>>149706590
would be very interested to see if it aligns with government funding

>>149706590
the AFL really made a rod for their own back with this shit. imagine touching the fucking third rail that is YOUSE GOTTA KEEPS FUNDING THA GURLS THO.

>>149706618
Crazy how grown men worship other grown men for being quicker and stronger than them it's almost cuckoldry

>>149706605
quick google
its all so tiresome
clubs scrambling to get an aflw to get some of the government gibs

https://www.premier.vic.gov.au/securing-bright-future-hawthorns-aflw-athletes
>Minister for Tourism, Sport and Major Events Steve Dimopoulos today helped break ground on construction of the Centre in Dingley, made possible by a $30 million investment from the Allan and Albanese Governments.

https://sport.vic.gov.au/success-stories/tyla-hanks-leads-the-evolution-of-the-aflw
>With the support of more than $100 million in government investment, AFLW players across all 10 Victorian clubs will be able to utilise elite facilities across the state.

>https://australiansportreflections.com/2025/05/28/update-on-federal-and-state-governments-funding-of-afl-and-nrl-high-performance-training-centres/

i am sorry but this is utter fucking bad fiscal management and i'm a labor voter.

we could have kept MY bolties instead of the alfw

Today, Collingwood will board a plane to the Gold Coast for their Friday night game after not leaving Melbourne for 67 days.

Jokes aside, during this tough time, can we please think of the players and staff who will be away from their families for 2 nights.

Our thoughts are with you guys, stay strong.

>The Australian Government ($15 million) partnered with the Victorian Government ($46.3 million), the Western Bulldogs ($14.5 million) and the Australian Football League (AFL) ($2 million) to fund the upgrades, which make up Stage 2 of the precinct’s overall redevelopment.

>The funding has also provided upgraded and improved elite player and spectator facilities to support the Western Bulldogs AFL, AFLW, VFL and VFLW teams to achieve the vision of Whitten Oval being the premier AFLW match venue.

what a fucking joke kek

>>149706657
The afl are a mafia

>>149706657
and this is after that red headed cunt gave the fullwogs a bunch of freehold gibs

>>149706661
man this is such bullshit its so clear that if you get an aflw team you get the funding for an upgraded training facility. so fucking stupid.

bravo gil, you lanky fucking red faced clown. you know how to grease that canberra and springstreet clit.

A trainee surgeon at Melbourne’s Austin Hospital has been arrested for allegedly filming colleagues inside a staff toilet.

The 27-year-old’s Heidelberg West home was raided this morning, after a phone was allegedly found in a staff toilet at the hospital in Melbourne’s north on July 3.

“Mernda Sexual Offence and Child Abuse Investigation Team (SOCIT) investigators have arrested a man following an incident at a medical facility in Heidelberg,” Victoria Police said in a statement.


“It is alleged a recording device in the form of a mobile phone was located in a restricted staff toilet of a medical facility in Heidelberg on July 3.

“The device is believed to have been in place for some time before staff became aware and reported the matter to police.

>>149706691
Lol what an amateur

>>149706691
Which team does he play for?

>>149706691
the answer is simple
we must BAN all men from being trainee surgeons at the austin

>>149706718
probably some cricket team, chances are he’s indian

we must BAN 91 year olds from driving

Give it to me straight. Are the blues a chance tonight?

>>149706782
Game 3 was yesterday mate

so what is yeo not playing this year or something

elliot yeo? the fat west coast bloke? think he retired years ago

>>149706802
Can't risk winning games by playing him.

>>149705991
Wow man, good for him

big bums and boobs

aeropress

what a shit round of games this week. starting with carlton on a thursday night

Reminder that i WILL be 9/9 this week

i got 9/9 last week

some lebbo/turk girls are so fucking hot, some are real ugly though

>>149706877
you and everyone else

im imagining an afl anime

>>149706879
proof?

>>149706880
that’s what annie said to henry when he asked who she’d slept with

im imagining an afl vtuber

>>149706880
not me, im retarded and tipped fred

prick gaycos

>>149706904
kino

slick ayyycos

>Justin Longmuir says David King has never put together a game plan, a list or a culture and he'll take his opinion with a grain of salt

Kingy on the ropes

>The heat was placed on Longmuir this week, however, with King labelling him the "most under pressure" coach in the AFL
>who is Voss
kek put the bottle down Kingy

Going to Japan in 2 weeks lads. Trying to work out some sort of ticketing system from all the gook slags that will be lining up to fuck me, like at the safeway deli

anyone into farts

chad energy ngl

A COLLINGWOOD member has been banned from attending AFL and AFLW matches, and all events at the MCG, for five years for sending a threatening text message about Carlton coach Michael Voss.

The patron sent what the AFL has labelled "a highly inappropriate and threatening text message" to the MCG's anti-social behaviour hotline during last Friday's night match between Carlton and Collingwood.

pack it up, sports dead.

>hey cuz what was that suburb you live in again?
uh yeah, it's, uh, uh uh...

>>149702217
>and aussie rules is unironically more popular abroad than rugby league
what? its not even that popular outside victoria

>desire to be anti-social
>use the anti-social hotline
>banned for 5 years

>>149706904
I copped a 3 day last week for saying this

>>149706916
kek based
>>149706934
yeah that's a pretty dumb thing to say
fred lost 1 game, carlton despite making finals the last 2 years now look bottom 4, AND look fucked for the next few years

>>149706965
its the most popular sport in VIC, WA, SA, TAS and NT, not to mention some rural areas of NSW and QLD

Rugby is almost non-existent outside QLD and NSW

>>149706802
4-5 weeks away, i promise

The best metric for measuring crowd sizes is ‘how much would this team draw at home playing gold coast/gws?’
You’d be shocked to see how some of the supposed “big 4” teams stack up against non-victorian clubs

https://www.afl.com.au/news/1360889/afl-mcg-ban-collingwood-magpies-member-for-five-years-after-threatening-message

Why do Collingwood fans defend the behavior of their members?

>>149707033
Because WWG1WGA

Honestly finding rugby league a lot more interesting than the afl these days. Think i might start doing to a few Storm games.

>>149707032
WA and SA clubs would be fine, collingwood fine, which vic ones are you talking about? richmond/blues probably lower atm because they suck

>finally about to get sex
>she makes you wear a rubber

desu i'd be too scared of impregnation and a lesser extent stds to not wear one

>>149707083
>she makes you
how does she do that?

>>149707082
Bombers, Blues and Tigers would all get less than WCE, Crows, even Port or Freo

>>149707091
this. as if I'm gonna let a bitch trap me with a kid

>>149707091
get snipped

>>149707083
based annie knight queuer

i've badly fucked up my life and i don't know where or how to go about trying to fix it

>>149707125
same

Are there any other disgusting cum-brained cock whores that are officially footy related besides Annie Knight and Brooke Cotchin?

>>149707125
>>149707128
Go watch Chris Williamson

>>149707139
meant shooter williamson btw

i’m so tired of being alone

just heard that isaac heeney is in a fight with bonnie blue because he reckons she stole his idea to sleep with 1000 men in 24 hours

>>149707125
Name three realistically obtainable things that would turn your life around.

i just want a big black throbbing nigger cock to pound my tight little bumhole and then cum all over my face

Women have no need for cell phones.

Every woman sworn into your family hearth should have her phone taken away.

Your job as husband is to protect your women from the corruption of the modern world.

Keep them in the gynaeceum, pregnant and weaving. No social media.

this will make the foy poster very upset

Eagle Boys Pizza for din dinz.

>>149707177
i dont know

>>149706957
>It was a Collingwood member
There goes the narrative they were running with. What was his end game?

Got nothing to do for the next 6 hours besides read. No, I will not watch the football.

>>149707198
>Eagle Boys
I didn't know they still existed.

>>149707211
Listen to the football on the radio.

Omg I finally seen one irl

>>149707221
>I finally seen

>>149707221
why'd it take you 5 hours to post it

>>149707215
Anon, I've got some nad news for you....

>>149707221
w12 motor from a bentley in that
dont race it

>>149707211
I understand Vossy. All a bit too much.

nad news what’s nad news lol haha

i hate afl

>>149707259
haha nice pick up lol

>>149707276
we all do. that's why we watch nrl and only come here to shitpost

a little dog just barked at me

>>149707276
oh no

NAD+

remember when graham polak got poleaxed by a tram

>>149707221
should've set it on fire iykwim haha

Im just so sad all the time

>>149707324
wkwim haha

the stock standard nrlsperg sui spam

kek kingy really triggered freo

whoop dee fucking doo

bitta this bitta that

>>149707345
he built them up just to destroy them
absolutely based

trolling fred is not an achievement

F U K K E N
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L U L
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>>149707367
hope piespergs know what to do next time

just saw a helicopter

imagine playing your guts out and having to go and receive an award named after a coward

i’m riding the bus

>>149707367
will we ever know what was said

>>149707366
I know everyone with half a brain knew freo were probably going to miss finals let alone make the 4 since they didn't even make finals last season but I still like how kingy manufactured this entire drama claiming they had the best list in the afl and internally they had top 4 expectations.

He's already moved onto his next drama. He's now claiming that the Fremantle coaching position would be the most sought after position in the afl due to them having such a great list (according to him.) I'm sure it's to shit on them when they can't attract a decent coach if they give longmanure the flick.

>>149707396
yeah the short bus

afl is dogshit. you all suck penis here. NRL is the better sport.

why didn’t willie rioli get banned for 5 years?

>>149707357
kek you are poothetic gayfl

fuck your """""spoort""""". fuck your thread. fuck everything about you

>>149707372
probably doing lidar

IF Fred had a proper coach like Hird, Eade, Hinkley, Beveridge, or Pyke...

THEN they would be top 2.

>Code Sports reported the text from a middle-aged man read: “I’d like to report 23 missing persons and pre-emptively report the murder of Michael Voss.”
what a fucking joke lol. and rioli gets a slap on the wrist for sending multiple actual death threats.

>>149690557 (OP)
>>149707422
samefagw

Just got cyberbullied lads

Guys guys how funny would it be if I replaced some syllables with the word "poo" lol wouldn't that be funny

>>149707438
country's gone

>>149707438
holy kek, pathetic if true. What a FAGGOT sport this is

>>149707446
applied for Cenno yet Vossy?

>>149707438
explicit and targeted death threats are okay though

>>149707438
sounds more like a joke rather than an actual death threat

I knew it would be something like this where they act like some psycho is out their trying to murder voss. When it was just an oppo fan laughing at Carlton.

Why can't people just be normal and do over the top reactions to some obvious banter.

"Your team is bad lol"
>BAN HIM FOR LOIFE!!!!

>>149707438
it was a Pies fan too so no reason for him to kill Voss. It's actually painful how precious this country has become

>>149707466
>Why can't people just be normal and not* do over the top reactions to some obvious banter.

>>149707438
clearly poking fun at the unhinged carlton spastics who have been sperging out in the media and spray painting walls and not a death threat

>>149707251
The engine no. on rego check suggests its only a 4, would be unlikely in Hoppers Crossing lol

This country has been dogshit for the better part of 50 years

>>149707438
Cannot be serious.

>don't leave your hotel in Darwin my mob will find you
weeks and act a victim
>your team is shit and the fans want the coach dead lol
5 years

>>149707438
>Hah, the MCG anti-social text line are going to love my message

>you are banned for 5 years ok!
>how you plan on enforcing that?
>UMM JUST DONT GO TO THE FOOTY OKAY!!!??

No one must ever get their feelings hurt ever, and no comment must ever be in any way construable to be offensive to anybody in any way. Except straight white males over 12, they're free game.

>>149707480
Been going downhill consistently since 1996.

>>149707488
imagine this cunt now has to drag himself to the cop shop every day there's a footy match on

let's all get behind vossy

footy tonight can't w-
>blues bane at marvel
i fucking sleep

>>149707494
yeah patrick voss

>>149707495
>THREATEN LIVES
?

>>149707486
Kek this. What did he expect?

>predicting someones demise means you committed the crime
huh?

>>149707494
[User has been banned for this post (5 years, threatening rape)]

>first time buying frozen dimmies from s-market
>accidentally bought chicken ones
It’s over

>kill all whiteys
>N-N-NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!

>>149707495
hi willy (junior)

>>149707498
crisp

>>149707495
this but unironically

let's wrap our arms around vossy

>>149707494
No but Darcy may

>>149707515

cheers cunt needed a laugh

>>149707515
wrap my arms around his neck

>>149707505
Nostradamus is the greatest serial killer in history desu.

FRIDAY, JULY 11

Gold Coast v Collingwood at People First Stadium, 7.40pm AEST

GOLD COAST

In: J.Witts, D.Swallow
Out: N.Moyle (omitted), A.Sexton (omitted)

R17 sub: Alex Sexton

COLLINGWOOD

In: S.Sidebottom, L.Schultz, M.Cox
Out: P.Lipinski (managed), B.Mihocek (managed), W.Parker (omitted)

R17 sub: Wil Parker
SATURDAY, JULY 12

Western Bulldogs v Adelaide at Marvel Stadium, 1.20pm AEST

WESTERN BULLDOGS

In: S.Davidson, J.Dolan
Out: L.McNeil (omitted), T.Duryea (omitted)

R17 sub: Lachlan McNeil

ADELAIDE

In: B.Cook, C.Jones, W.Milera
Out: B.Smith (omitted), L.Murphy (omitted), J.Rachele (injured)

R17 sub: Lachlan Murphy

Greater Western Sydney v Geelong at Engie Stadium, 4.15pm AEST

GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY

In: L.Whitfield, J.Hogan
Out: J.Leake (omitted), M.Gruzewski (omitted)

R17 sub: Harvey Thomas

GEELONG

In: B.Smith
Out: M.Duncan (injured)

R17 sub: Mitch Duncan

Richmond v Essendon at the MCG, 7.35pm AEST

RICHMOND

In: J.Short, J.Koschitzke, T.Hotton, T.Young, J.Trezise
Out: J.Blight (omitted), H.Ralphsmith (injured), S.Lalor (injured), J.Alger (injured), N.Balta (personal reason)

R17 sub: Maurice Rioli jnr

ESSENDON

In: M.Redman, E.Tsatas, O.Smartt
Out: A.Perkins (omitted), J.Caldwell (injured), J.Gresham (omitted)

R17 sub: Jade Gresham

Fremantle v Hawthorn at Optus Stadium, 6.10pm AWST

FREMANTLE

In: O.McDonald, S.Switkowski
Out: A.Pearce (injured), N.Erasmus (omitted)

R17 sub: Jaeger O'Meara

HAWTHORN

In: C.Dear, F.Maginness
Out: M.Ramsden (omitted), S.Mitchell (injured)

R17 sub: Seamus Mitchell

Might just go back to sleep

not reading all that shit

if Nostradamus was a chill stoner hed be named Nodramas

SUNDAY, JULY 13

Melbourne v North Melbourne at the MCG, 1.10pm AEST

MELBOURNE

In: C.Windsor, B.Howes, T.Campbell, J.Henderson
Out: H.Sharp (Omitted)

R17 sub: Harry Sharp

NORTH MELBOURNE

In: L.Parker, J.Darling, Z.Fisher, C.Coleman-Jones, C.Comben
Out: L.Davies-Uniacke (Injured), N.Larkey (Injured)

R17 sub: Robert Hansen jnr

Sydney v St Kilda at Marvel Stadium, 3.15pm AEST

SYDNEY

In: P.Ladhams, R.Bice, A.Francis, O.Florent, Co.Warner
Out: T.Papley (injured), J.Amartey (injured)

R17 sub: Matty Roberts

ST KILDA

In: L.Stocker, R.Byrnes, H.Boxshall, M.Heath, L.O'Connell
Out: J.Webster (injured), D.Wilson (omitted)

R17 sub: Bradley Hill

Port Adelaide v West Coast at Adelaide Oval, 4.10pm ACST

PORT ADELAIDE

In: I.Soldo, O.Lord, L.Evans, M.Liddy, R.Atkins, W.Lorenz
Out: E.Ratugolea (injured), S.Powell-Pepper (injured), D.Visentini (injured)

R17 sub: Hugh Jackson

WEST COAST

In: T.Cole, M.Owies, N.Long, T.Gross, R.Bazzo, T.Dewar
Out: S.Brock (omitted), T.Kelly (omitted), B.Allan (omitted)

R17 sub: Malakai Champion

>>149707525
>>149707530

>spamming

>kelly dropped
based
>owies recalled
limp

>>149707529
If he was a coke addict he’d be Nostralsniffus

>mission to get to the ground
>cunts everywhere
>cant see fuck all
>30 dollar beer
>toilets are grim af
>crowd distracts from watching
>zero close ups of play unless you look up at the cuck screen
>human wall of aids post game emptying out of the stadium at the end
i wouldnt care if i got banned watching from homes heaps better

COX IS IN

>>149707532
thanks for letting us know you dont belong here

>>149707533
very grim ins, no point dropping bo allan either

>>149707507
Never contemplated what meat they usually are tbqh.

>>149707530
north are playing a lot of talls

>>149707537
All reasons I never go to the footy, $5 full strength beers would fix all these problems though

>>149707543
meant for
>>149707532

>>149707543
Best not to pull at that thread.

>>149707537
what an objectively grim view on life

>>149707543
Neither that’s why I got chicken desu

things used to be better

>>149707559
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/137894190/#137898865

all but confirmed now cheers mate

grimsim

>>149707543
based me at the brothel haha

>>149707537
>cant see fuck all
You see much more than the limited view offered by the broadcast.

local asian restaurant only does veg spring rolls fucking hells

how much chicken is in chicken twisties?

For me it’s the humble South Melbourne dimmy

Watch all you cunts disappear once the game starts

couldnt name half of the dees squad playing desu

>>149707573
Enough for my vegan sisza not to eat them

>>149707578
>carlton playing
Yeah, might do just that.

>>149707580
bailey fritch

>>149707578
I estimate there’s 5 people posting currently

i’ve got a pooey bum

>>149707589
based

>>149707587
all me

>>149707525
>Out: N.Balta (personal reason)
heh

WHERES TANNER BRUHN

>>149707593
[pooey bum]

>>149707541
keen for bazzo to get a run of games to see if he's worth keeping

>home alone
>dim sims for dinner
>drinking some beers
>posting on alf
CRISP

>>149707541
Still extended bench.

i’d like to drink some coffee and eat some chocolate

>>149707605
lgm

how much of a pooey bum could you have before the umps hooked you like blood

dumbsum

wow more Carlton Kino tonight

Hope my Norfies can beat the dees without larkey and LDU

robert walls is an hero

/afl/ insists upon itself

a metal stud up my pooey bum

dims sims do cover all the food groups

>>149707515
best have long arms

remember anti-pedospergs melts during the olympic skateboarding kek

actually getting some south melb dimmies tonight desu

>>149707612
more than keays

>>149707525
>pearce injured again
epic
>erasmus omitted
welp he's gone
either iggs or some currently shit vic club will take him most likely

crows = cheats
crows = cheats
crows = cheats
crows = cheats
crows = cheats
crows = cheats

>Misso is Nair'ing her balls
aw yiss

>>149707627
So true

Cursed to live life a top a figurative island, cast away in mental solitude, surrounded my mere automata fulfilling their base programming with Work, Sex and Sleep. Meandering through their banal existence with no philosophy, no ethos to call their own. A cruel punishment to suffer the embarassment of calling these lowly creatures my fellows, every interaction with them, this society, this civilisation, this so called Humanity a further reminder of my complete and utter isolation, a Stranger among the the dreadfully Unstrange.

>>149707641
This shit is not designed for ballsacks. Expect a slight chemical burn. I've heard.

Setting my alarm for 6pm for fireball to hear kingy respond to longmuirs comments

>>149707641
based darcy moore

>>149707646
pasta for dinner lads

Blá nótt yfir, himininn
Blá nótt yfir mér
Horf-inn út um gluggann, minn með hendur
Faldar undir kinn
Hugsum daginn minn, Í dag og í gær

honestly kingy has turned to shit and is now just a shock jocky bullshit

its a shame what a little bit of media money does. can really notice a difference in tone with fox footy and especially sen's contracted 'journos'

its really grim and bleak shit they are pumping out . i enjoy watching ross, dimma, the scotts and now longmuir have a dig at the media tho.

give the media parasites nothing and they make up stories because they have kpis to hit. its that simple.

>>149707664
>little elf
nonce

>>149707664
do you like solstafir as well? saw them when they toured with enslaved

for me, it's Slipnot

>>149707698
crisp Robert Walls

So bored

>T.Kelly (omitted)
Sick trade. Nice contract.

What did the piecunt even say to voss

>>149707714
IM A PIECLKE VOSSY

>>149707714
"fuck north melbourne"
afl clamped down on the first sight of anti north behaviour as they do. cant have anyone shitting on the protected species that is north melbourne fc

>>149707719
lmao

detected a post containing some anti shinbonerism itt lads

>>149707714
see
>>149707438

Complete over reaction by the afl, media and the clubs. I expected nothing less though. Another week goes by and I lose even more respect for the league. Starting to question whether it's worth following anymore.

Obviously I would still shitpost in /afl/ though.

i volntarly upped my CFMEU membership cotribution for finance year

fuck roos

The footy finna be deadset fuckin' kino tonight

>>149707751
Carlton will win.

century old shinbones in fawkner have more fight in em than norf

why don't north just play in the vfl?

>>149707751
meant tomorrow night btw

>>149707765
fukken kekking hard mate that place is not far from me

>>149707596
(finger)

if the first quarter is boring i'll wank for the rest of the night instead of watching the rest of the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uig2NBVvBM&ab_channel=ShapedbyTrentCotchin

Just a warning that I'm not feeling good today and will probably go absolutely spastic later (i.e. in about 5-10 minutes)

all women are whores

>>149707821
yeah orite hulk sure mate

off the grog lads, had a bad one on Sunday, almost full dissociation

>>149707821
applied for the nsn yet mate

yeh im going SPASTIC
Sucking Pussy and Sucking Titties, Intermittent Cunnilingus

might watch the first quarter, lose interest and go cook dinner

>>149707836
based lad
still on grogn me andneed to get the old liver checked out again iykwim haha

I've got a mate who works at an investment bank and he's fed me good tea on the AFL
Their insurers are fucking spooked and are pressing for a restructure where the broadcast rights and rights under various laws will sit in a Betmudan holding company called AFL Pegasus Fund 2025 II Pte
They then want to wrap up the concussion claims in the existing structure to settle them for pennies on the pound
Real dog cunt stuff

>>149707843
haha fuckin oath bruz

afl games have less atmosphere than the moon

I go whacko
I go whacko
Cos I'm spacko

im taking a shit rn

>>149707862
Crisp dog.

Eating vagina is simp shit

lift weights

>Collingwood member is the one who threatened Voss

I want to know what was said. I'm not even sure it might have been a threat. Why the hell would a Collingwood person want Voss gone? He's the gift that keeps on giving.

>>149707852
ever heard about god's chosen people who are ugly as fuck and had to have their people murder 10s of millions to be given their chosen land mate

>>149707878
It’s been posted multiple times, you dumb cunt.

>>149707852
gotta do what you gotta do. the concussion suits will bankrupt the sport otherwise (and this time there won't be other places willing to put up $$$ for expansion franchise fees)

Lifting weights is simp shit

>>149707878
use your eyes braindead cunt

ally harris is so sexy

>>149707878
yeah boo this guy

>>149707878
Shut up you fucking worthless faggot retarded cunt bitch

anyone gonna mention that brisbane are playing the blues tonight

like thats a little dig at nrl innit and its kinda gay that they are doing that

wtf cripps crying?

>>149707915
settle gretel

I go to Melbourne about 3 weeks each year and I heard rumours that the Crown Melbourne poker room had gone downhill badly. I am in the middle of my trip an unfortunately all the rumours are true. The poker room in no longer in the downstairs Las Vegas area and is in level 1. They have got rid of the $1/$3 game and only have $2/$5 $300 to $1000 games or above. There is no games for the more social type player. I bought in for $300 and when I got to the table everyone had over $2,000 and pre flop was $30-$40 most hands. They have increased the rake to 10% up to $25 per every hand which is outrageous. Players that play a lot of hands are doomed paying that much rake. There is no big screen for watching sport like the other room had. There is a bar next to the poker room that plays very loud music. Poker does not have a place you can buy chips from, you have to all the way to the cashier on the main floor. Every table goes on a 15 minute break every three hours. The table I was on went on a 15 minute break after being at the table for only 5 minutes, it's a huge time waster as people are slow at coming back and some just leave. Basically the Crown Melbourne poker room as gone from the best in world about 10 years ago to probably the worst. They are getting away with it now because everyone is on holidays and people will always play during the Xmas holiday period, however the lack of lower buy in games and the outrageous rake is not sustainable in the long run and once the holidays are over.

The AFL has ruined footy
It's a fucking disgrace what the footy has become this year
No crowds, no heart, just a bunch of overpaid poofs sucking each other off

If my dosn are shit, then footy’s shit. There’s been a lot of shit footy over the years.

>matt hill
yuck

>>149707930
>overpaid poofs sucking each other off
but enough about silicon valley

Matt Hill is a FAT, DIGUSTING LOSER

lohman confirmed another fake tough guy
you can't be a flopper AND try to fight everyone

No footy player these days has the guts to just chin a cunt and knock him out
PATHETIC, LOW-T

>"first chance"
>he literally had a chance at goal 30 seconds prior

>>149707930
>overpaid poofs sucking each other off
but enough about REAs/lawyers/politicians/the media/doctors/businessmen

I'm just waiting for the cricket to start

i want carlton to lose just for the malaka scenes

matt hill is the fucking worst, BT is so much better

>>149707969
I don’t like cricket.

Just a question, why do posters here consistently post vivid depictions of gay sex (completely unprompted), but then claim to hate gay men?

just realised how dogshit footy commentary is

Most of footy these days is just 90% of the players being in 1/4 of the ground, standing around
IT'S AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE

>>149707969
same
also tour de france
either way not watching this shit

>>149707969
same

i like footy but tonight im watching true cricket

>>149707979
its an interesting discussion

>>149707977
Oh no

guy in the crowd is seething lmao

Can’t be FUCKED feeding the dogs

holy shit this crowd is going to produce some kino im calling it

fuck carlton are pathetic finna turn this shit off they're losign by 100

None of the players on the ground have any ticker
If they had to play in one game even just 20 years ago, they'd be pissing in their wheaties for the rest of their life
Piss-weak dogs

FIENDING for a thick veiny cock to penetrate my hairy gaping arsehole and blow a load in to my sigmoid colon.

>>149708000
stick around to listen to the crowd kek

BASED UMP

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY UMP

Only bad thing about this being a Thursday night game is there won't be any kids in the crowd crying

if brisbane start flogging them will the stadium be competently empty?

poker is peak npc

i like footy and i watch most games

kek, KEK that was fucking funny
>>149708017
isn't it school holidays, should be a chance

carlton poos

This game is already a fucking disgrace

>>149708022
pathetic

marvel antisocial behaviour hotline ringing off the hook rn

i am cackling watching this game fucking hell it's so retarded

*fires up the Colonial Stadium anti-social hotline SMS line*

>>149708027
goty for me
we can audibly hear the despair

it's fucking gold

nice crowd

>that shirt
Kek

second time in 2mins the commentary has gone on about 'sniffing'

Orazio Fantasia embodies everything that is wrong with footy after 2010
Pea-hearted mutt
Couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag
No loyalty, no dignity -- worthless fucking dog

Someone should let the Gabba police know 23 people are missing and the coach is getting murdered in the box.

remember when fantasia asked the commentators to pronounce his name correctly, and they just said ‘nah lol we like our way’ and kept saying it the same way

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking beer
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache

>>149708059
1/7 for me

>10 seconds after goal kicked
>Matt HIll: "IS IT A GOAL?!"

>>149708059
I do all these

>>149707985
>also tour de france
That's even more over than this game.

>TdF over after 4 stages
>Footy over after 4 minutes
Guessing the cricket will be over after 4 overs.

>>149708059
now list your hobbies champ (you won't}

I like being out in a boat on the water and the act of fishing but I hate killing fishies

>>149708057
>Matt Hill (legally Matthew Hill;[1] born Moshe Zion Heineberg,[2] May 24, 1981) is an Australian sports commentator.

>>149708059
we grew here you flew here

Have no idea who Matt Hill is.

>>149708059
Poker and beer for me

>>149708076
is this real?

You just know the AFL rigging is getting more abysmal
>Media starts talking about umps
>Suddenly there are more umpire collisions than ever
They really want to talk about them like a protected species, but what's their end game?

>>149708054
did AI write this?

>>149708059
-state of origin

>>149708059
>wearing flannelette
Do flannelette bed sheets count?

I'm not an NPC
I indulge in only kino past times for high IQs
Such as fingering my bumhole and watching sissy hypno tranny porn

>>149708059
3/7 must apply self

>>149708107
vile

>>149708066
they probably arent even at marvel its too far away for them

>>149708074
1. masturbation
2. gooning
3. edging
4. jacking off

*in a lispy poofy little girl's voice*
>Outside 5!
fuck i hate modern footy so much

Just remember children, Barbarism Beings at Home

>>149708059
Sadly can't afford a ute.

*in a lispy poofy little girl's voice*
>Outside 5 deeo!

rayner is a fuckwit eh

raynir has small man syndrome

Money for Nothing by Dire Straits came on at the pub the other day
>See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
>Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
>That little faggot got his own jet airplane
>That little faggot, he's a millionaire
Can't get away with that these days. Surprised some nu-male didn't approach the staff to get the song off

>>149708112
Comfy as fuck in winter.

If you have an Aldi near you, give these a go. Needed some new ones so got these recently - they're really, really good.
They went on sale a few months ago so stock is probably scarce.

https://www.aldi.com.au/product/kirkton-house-organic-cotton-flannelette-sheet-set-king-size-000000000644897001
https://www.aldi.com.au/product/kirkton-house-organic-cotton-flannelette-sheet-set-queen-size-000000000645342001

>>149708135
/r/ThatHappened

this carlton team is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking shit

how did this list get so fucking bad have i not been paying attention

i think i have seen enough
lions are kind of overrated

Zac Williams is a quintessentially shit footy player
Along with Dylan Shiel

>>149708147
here here

just saw a bat

>Callum Ah Chee
Bless You!

if your bedding isn't 100% bamboo (no viscose blends) im not sleeping with you

https://youtu.be/y-Fmg7lZuxc?si=cHJw4nxaeu9fRc5G
today's earworm

>>149708134
he's a whiny little shit
screws up his face and cries whenever he does something stupid and the umpire correctly tells him off

Nothing about the weather these days is real anymore

getting a haircut next week
already preparing from now for the humiliation ritual of the barber fucking my shit up on purpose and then charging me almost 2 hours of pay

>>149708145
lost a few of their decent players, but also the few that usually carry them (cripps/curnow) have been shit this year and not carrying the whole team

First shower since last Friday feeling fresh lads.

Name something that has actually happened in the last year
It's impossible

Kick a drop punt you little cunt

>>149708184
expecting zoomers to drop punt is like expecting women to be logical

>>149708135
Foster's Carpark Boogie by TISM came on spotify while loitering at the mall the other day
>We followed him out of the pub
>Told him, "skipidibididoo"
>Then down on the dirty bitumen
>Me mates and I showed him just why

>Snot-nosed, jumped up little bludger
>When I see you, wanna punch ya

It might be 40 year old ancient, but it really resonates with me and the mates.

>>149708187
zoomers are too busy with your mums cunt

and just think brisbane will probably get either juh or oscar allen

>>149708195
KEK

>>149708197
two hasbeens

>>149708195
Mumza doesn't date xim/xirs

>be on the local footy team in the 90's
>it's 70% abbos
>another white bloke joins the team
>last name is 'white'
>abbos decide his nickname is 'nigger'
>nigger is a gun
>play other heavily abbo teams
>everyone screaming 'NIGGER NIGGER' for the pass all day
>everyone is amused
it was a different time

TORP ALERT

>>149708195
>>149708201
Nice one, samefag

Lads, someone just kicked a BARREL

Goal of the year sorted

Blues are a fucking loser team. Teams of losers and all their supporters are losers.

I guess that's why they call it the blues

ok that was pretty based

wtf matt hill having a stroke for that ad

Quarter time kino:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmSvsQn2CP8

blues and bombers are the masters in being humiliated

>>149708221
NRL discussion goes in the other thread m8

I guess that's why they call it puppy love

>>149708221
Stop with these threats.

>>149708216
ree i turned it off at 10 seconds left

I guess that's why they call them the Jews;
The Reich marches oooon...

Thinking about starting a true crime podcast to talk about the Erin Patterson murder trial
Anyone want to jump on board with me?

>>149708240
I legitimately don't even know which way the state of origin went but I'm guessing Queensland won.
If so that just makes two loser Blues teams.

>>149708243
it was a torp from 47m
it wasn't that impressive

>>149708256
more like 57

>>149708250
>true crime podcast
The podcast landscape is absolutely filled to the brim with these. What exactly would yours do differently to stand out from the rest?

Blues would be winning this without umpire intervention.

>>149708259
upon closer inspection maybe

>>149708211
/r/thathappened

i could kick a torp 65m easy

>>149708265
Are you joking? The ball has been camped in Brisbane's forward half.

>>149708211
this is a repost but i'll allow it

>>149708253
Bingo.
I'm from NSW and the only NRL games I watch are origin and the granny (and the finals of they don't overlap wit AFL); I like it when they win, but I can also plausibly claim that "I don't care".
Water off a duck's back, bread & circuses etc...

Who deserves the robert walls medal?

>>149708262
it would be openly racist and sexist

>>149708273
>i would just need to get lucky and have the ball bounce on the floor for the the remaining 25m over the line

>>149708285
trump

>>149708262
We will use racial/sexual/disabled slurs as appropriate and necessary
e.g. She is dumber than a retarded nigger

why is it a freekick when a player blocks someone from another team from competing in a marking contest but not when an umpire does it?

>>149708285
Joel Selwood

>>149708250
id rather jump on your cock

>>149708285
One of the Selwoods

Just FYI, "niggle" is not in the american lexicon, be careful using it around them as it may offend.

>>149708262
well for one i would only speak about crimes that i have committed, so i can get the ultimate first scoops ahead of anyone (even the police)
because i know where the clues are and where the bodies are buried

kai lohmann, more like gai lohmann

>>149708301
What about "ethiope"?

A niggle refers to an annoying pain i.e. mabior chol, mac andrew

>>149708295
umps call frees if the ball hits them probably should've done the same there, if they're in the path of the ball what are the players meant to do

just took a cialis instead of my anti depressant =/

is gai lohmann related to maito gai?

>>149708312
Kek

>>149708312
heh

there's nothing quite like a nice cold glass of milk

Quartermain is calling on SEN and it's the first time I've heard him in ages. He legitimately drifts in to having the cadence of the stunted commentary he did on AFL Live 2004

>>149708301
i was talking to my friends the other day about how no one says 'snigger' anymore

where newwy

>>149708329
prefer my milk warm and straight from the source

>>149708329
Nothing refreshes like an ice cold glass of milk

Sunday is secretly a work day masquerading as weekend day
only Saturday is a legitimate day off

>>149708340
Yep, love me some cock milk.

>>149708333
Checked. He used to be brilliant, made channel 10 the way better watch in the 2000s. Probs just getting old.

>>149708345
truthie

Putrid game.

>>149708333
>Quartermain mentioned
Gotta post the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuwVm128HWQ&ab_channel=HotKeyAFL

>>149708367
>>149708367
>>149708367
>>149708367

half carlton's players are so goofy and unathletic

Wimbledon really fucked my sleep schedule

Chad kingy got autist longmire lashing out

>>149706482
RetardFL expanded the women's game too quickly