Kai Swollvertz edition

is kai the striker for arsenal this year?

Wenger signing autographs at the CWC I see.

>>149696720
Surely he will finally work out as the number 10, this time.

As much as I want to, I am NOT going to lose my head yet, as long as we get both Gyokeres and Eze over the finish line Madueke is not a bad signing.

But dear god if we miss out on them I think I'll actually be Arteta out for the first time ever....

>>149696592 (OP)
if your beard looks like this, you shouldn't be growing it out

>>149696979
you and me brother, you and me but it’s looking increasingly unlikely that >we’ll get more than Madueke & Gyökeres.

Saliba getting sold for $300m

>>149698385
If you could swap Saliba with 2 Real players, who would they be?

>>149698947
real blancos are dogshit as a whole but its obvious we would massively benefit from mboobe and maybe jude shitingham

>>149698947
Saliba and Mbappe

just gonna be transparent here
if we end up with madueke and isak goes to liverpool my head will be on mars.

>>149697356
Is this Odegaard's "quiet leadership by example" that everyone is talking about?

If anyone actually watched Rodryo, and didn't just want him because he's a Brazilian that plays for Real Madrid, you'd realise he's complete shit.

>beard when you are under 50

>>149698947
Tchouameni and Jacobo Ramon

>>149697356
That's what I'd look like if I decided to grow a beard. It's why I'm clean shaven.

>>149696720

>>149699719
Aren't Bulgarians the group of Slavs most likely to actually grow facial hair?

>>149699719
>clean shaven every day
no thanks

>>149700263
If you believe some made up stereotype.

>>149700314
Every Monday morning is enough for me.

Ffs Alonso bring on the pajeet already. I want to cope and say we're actually making the right choice not blowing our entire kitty on him

>Arsenal's last formal talks with Sporting for Viktor Gyökeres took place on Sunday.

>Understand an asking price of €70m+€10m was quoted.

>Discussions between all parties remain advanced, but Sporting yet to receive an improved formal bid despite the expectation of one.

>Deal remains close, but Sporting will not accept €65m-fixed, and are now waiting to hear again from Arsenal before the week is out.
I swear we’ve reverted to 2014 indyKFC levels of ITK

Real got heemed.

>>149701318
Dire defending and way too many luxury players.

No one ever gets signed
Nothing ever happens

>>149701318
I can already sense the incoming social media posts demanding Saliba gets purchased

Why doesn't arsenal pay $70m for Gyokeres? Doesn't coming in second in the epl + knocking out real madrid in the CL bring in hundreds of millions to spend? It's the most needed position. The midfielder signings were good.

>>149701921
We need to save money to give to Chelsea

>>149702030

After his sacking. Arteta will be available for his dream role... Assistant coach at Chelsea Football Club

>>149702244

Xavi Simons, who says no?

>>149698289
are you Nigerian?

>>149696720
He'll be a double digit scoring super sub

Gyökeres today
Eze on Wednesday

>>149706048
Blimey

>>149706048
Madueke on Friday
…

season starts

Guys I've figured it out we should sign Gyökeres and Messi and Mbappe and prime Kaka

>>149706105
>>149706159
relax, it’s all going to work out

>>149701318
So are Arsenal fans gonna stop bragging about beating them now?

>>149697356
maybe stop judging other men's looks, gayboy

>>149701545
>Saliba

lol

Arsenal have been searching for a left-winger and also considered Rodrygo, Morgan Rogers, Anthony Gordon and Nico Williams. However, all would cost more than Noni Madueke, and Andrea Berta is determined not to overspend. [
@TimesSport
]

>>149707416
Not when it comes to Chelsea players.
Arteta would sell his children to finance for more Chelsea dross

guess we’ll see how serious Gyokeres is about joining Arsenal on Friday. Wonder if he’s going to ask for a loan somewhere m

where the fuck are the signings

evening gentlemen.
have we made any progress in regards to acquiring signatures of non chelsea players?

>>149708448
gyokeres is off. jackson is on

(getting ready for the inevitable)

>>149707416
>however all of these would cost more than a guy who isn't a left winger and is shit

Yeah great work Brainleta. And we thought Edu was useless.

>>149708552
clearly says berta made the decision

>another source claiming Gyökeres is off
lads I’m barley hanging on, if >we fucking sign no one or heaven help me someone like Watkins I’m gonna drink myself to death.

Mosquera (£25)
Vlahovic (Free)
Sancho (Loan)

>>149708579
That was who I was alluding to. Maybe I'll use Berainleta going forward.

>chelsea have made £80m so far in the cwc
They could make over £100m if they win it.

>>149708678
free money laundering but a ‘normal’ squad should suffer because they have no real break, now Chelsea with their 50 player squad don’t give a fuck and they have been playing bums nonstop. PSG will rape them but the tourney has no downsides for a club like Chelsea.

>>149708709
doesn't have any downsides to a club like psg either where their league is essentially a one team league

https://x.com/Arsenal/status/1943263953074655461
Arsenal announced partnership with NordVPN.

>>149708732
true but they also can get injuries and while their starting eleven is world class their bench is a good drop off.

>Arsenal have completed the signing of Christian Norgaard from Brentford. My understanding is that the deal is worth an initial £10m with £2m in potential add-ons. Denmark international has signed a two-year deal with the option of a third year. - Sam Dean

250mil warchest

Don't mind this Norgaard signing he's decent, cheap and he's old enough that he can just fuck off in a couple of years if he becomes unplayable

>>149708809
More defenders huh

>>149708851
The new John Jensen.

signings and fee so far:

zubimendi - £51m however it's being paid in instalments (unknown)
kepa - 5m fixed fee
norgaard - 10m fixed + 2m addons

total spent in fixed fees £40m (assuming the zubimendi deal is 25m over 2 seasons)

proposed signings:

gyokeres - £56-60m fixed + 9m addons
mosquera - £18m fixed
eze - £68m release clause that is supposedly payable in 3 instalments - £23m this summer
rodrygo - £80m fixed
madueke - supposedly £55m fixed + 5m addons


hypothetical proposed spending this summer when taking instalments into account (highest rumoured fee): £236m (+40m already spent = £276m)

not including rodrygo: £156 (+40m = £196)

Christian Nørgaard: “I've just turned 31 and had signed a new deal with Brentford. Of course, there's always a little chance that a miracle could happen with Brentford, but it was probably unrealistic to play Champions League with them.

“Now, I get to hear the anthem and be a part of a Champions League campaign. It's a childhood dream and something I didn't think would be possible. So it's something I'm really, really happy about.”

>>149708851
Unheemable jawline

BREAKING!

Real Madrid have it clear: Rodrygo has to move this summer.


@jfelixdiaz

>>149696720
Cost 65 million and is on 280k per week

He will start. Gyokeres is a smokescreen

>>149709003
We sign Madueke, Chelsea sign Rodrygo.

>>149709003
We buy Madueke.
Chelsea use those funds to buy Rodrygo.

Excellent gambit, Arteta sama

>>149709027
>>149709039
they signed bynoe gittens to replace madueke

>>149709003
Won’t be to Arsenal. That fraud Arteta is getting more chelshit castoffs

>>149709053
This is Chelsea we're talking about here, they sign everyone.

Christian Norgaard is a modern-day defensive anchor.

Prominently featuring as a solo No 6 for Brentford, he remained assured while receiving risky passes facing his own goal in build-up before spraying it around the pitch and dictating the tempo.

Brentford’s system rarely required him to carry the ball, but he showed that he could do so against aggressive presses.

Norgaard’s primary role at Arsenal will be to move the ball through the thirds quickly to maximise the ball-carrying abilities of Declan Rice and Martin Odegaard.

Everything you need to know about Christian Norgaard's move from Brentford to Arsenal

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6460562/2025/07/10/christian-norgaard-arsenal-transfer-tldr/?source=twitteruk

Norgaard is better than Rodri. We're winning the league comfortably chaps.

Eze & Nwaneri news

>The England forward has a £67.5m release clause and it is understood that Arsenal are planning to make contact with Palace’s chairman Steve Parish to discuss a potential move, although he is unlikely to consider any offers below their asking price. Eze, who was released by Arsenal at the age of 13, has two years left on his contract at Selhurst Park.

>Arsenal are also believed to be confident that Ethan Nwaneri will sign a new contract at the Emirates despite interest from Chelsea and German clubs in the 18-year-old. The Hale End academy graduate’s current deal expires next summer.
[Ed Aarons]

>>149709594
was going to post this but it's a literal who source so probably not worth getting hopes up over

>>149709003
the most obvious Chelsea signing there is

>Christian Nørgaard brings a wealth of Premier League experience to Arsenal

>He ranked inside the top 25 of CMs in 5 different grading categories last season

>>149709603
I’m clinging to every thread anon, also plebbit has him at Tier 2, so not that bad.

Xabi Alonso is in agreement with the Real Madrid board on Rodrygo should leave the club this summer.

[
@marca
]

>>149708951
SOVL

>>149709647
This poojeet has prem flop written all over him

>>149708851
looks like he doesn't know whether to laugh or cry

>believing AFCAMDEN in 2025

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Direct meeting for Rodrygo’s future will take place next week as Real Madrid are open to letting him leave.

Real will leave the final decision to the Brazilian.

Rodrygo won’t join Al Nassr, never a topic or even a negotiation despite reports. Full focus on Europe.


>>149709904
who is doing that?

>>149709987
>>149709987
>who is doing that?
@ZRAFC

>signings
took them long enough

>Madueke is 6ft
That's why Arteta wants him, too tall for a winger IMO

>>149710138
he dribbles like he's about to fall over at any moment.

>>149710159
He looks like bambi on crack but at least he'll be intimidating in the tunnel before the game

>>149710167
not with that silly headband he wears. looks like one of those old eastern european grandma's

>>149710218
when players wear those goofy accessories they're always shit.

>[GLOBO] Despite the lack of opportunities, Rodrygo currently prefers to stay. What is certain now is that any decision to open the door for a departure will not come from Rodrygo as he wants to compete for his place at least until the end of 2025.

If he chooses to stay, and we sign Eze and Madueke, is this a good enough window?

Different Knock and all, I don't really spite the club for not signing a player that doesn't want to come here. The "We should've gone for Raphinha!!" talk was funny last season. We did, and he refused.

>arsenal suffer gyokeres blow
fuck...its overs...

Arsenal retain interest in Rodrygo and await Madrids decision

@felipee_sil / @andrehernan /@UOL

never heard of this source before but @UOL has 2.8m twitter followers however they haven't tweeted in almost a year

Madueke will be the death of Arteta so Madueke in!

>>149710745
UOL is garbage. They often make up things on every kind of news.

>>149710765
do you just lurk here and post whenever rodrygo is mentioned? lol

>>149710782
yeah anon, I don't post here since arsenal accountant was around and I'm obsessed with rodrygo
nothing to do with saying what UOL is here

cheers

>>149710810
sorry la

>>149710761
i like your thinking anon!
MADUEKE IN

>>149710761
unironically this

madueke for 50+ million is unforgivable, notice how no other clubs even considered signing him

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is the man
Swallow the pride and bring him back

>>149711298
Sounds legit

>>149711298
Need that money for the marquee signing Madueke.

The Ollie Watkins deadline day panic buy will break /arse/.

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Viktor Gyökeres deal remains ongoing with the two clubs mantaining their position on transfer fee.

No chance for Gyökeres to show up for training, he already informed Sporting about that. Only Arsenal.

still negotiating

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
·
10m
Viktor Gyökeres deal remains ongoing with the two clubs mantaining their position on transfer fee.

No chance for Gyökeres to show up for training, he already informed Sporting about that. Only Arsenal.

>>149711369
>>149711447

please let Gyokeres be Odemwingie 2.0

Gyokeres deal remains on going. Situation is tense but Arsenal relaxed and want deal on their terms. Sporting are sticking to theirs. There is a small gap but a gap none the less.

Gyokeres will NOT show up for training tomorrow. Situation remain broken between player and Sporting

Player is ready to go to war to go to Arsenal

The deal is on. Conversation is on going

(
@FabrizioRomano
on youtube)

player and arsenal vs sporting. don't think sporting are in a position to negotiate and don't want a rebel on their books if the deal falls through.

>>149711501

>>149698947
Literally any combination of any 2 midfielders/attackers from Madrid massively improves this team. Vardrid are shit as a squad but their individual quality is unmatched.

>>149711369
>>149711447
>>149711586
now much is gyokeres agent paying fabrizio jewmano?

need Gyökeres before the end of the week and Eze before the 23th.
Mosquera and Madueke/Rodrygo can wait.

vibe check rn, senpai?

>>149707416
>Fraudrea Conmanta is determined not to overspend.
Buying none will save even more money!

>>149709027
>We sign Madueke, Chelsea sign Rodrygo.
Only works if:
>we sign Maraladueke for LESS than 40m
>Chelshite sign MEMEdrygo for MORE than 90m
>UEFA still finds their books stinky and puts them under a transfer ban (they still have 200 new players to use anyway)
Any other way and it's >us who WILL be laughed at.

Arsenal have arrived in La Manga for their pre pre-season training

Dowman has travellled

(
@aaronjaffe11
)

>>149711832
soon(tm)

>>149711298

>>149711832

Details about the Gyökeres deal from
@mozgursancar
..

Viktor Gyökeres has decisively decided to leave Sporting Lisbon and has no intention of backing down, regardless of the outcome of the tense negotiations between the Portuguese club and Arsenal.

The president of Sporting Lisbon is demanding 80 million, while Arsenal has raised their offer to 75 million euros. Gyökeres, through his agent Hasan Cetinkaya, has informed Lisbon’s board of his desire to sign with the Gunners, even deciding not to train with the Portuguese club again.

The option of a loan with a mandatory purchase clause has been proposed as a potential solution, although Varandas does not favor this type of deal. Nevertheless, both the player and his agent are optimistic about reaching an agreement between the two clubs in the coming days.

Reports from Turkey claim that José Mourinho tried to sign him for Fenerbahçe, but Cetinkaya denied this, saying: “We haven’t received any offers from Turkey. Al-Hilal from Saudi Arabia offered a salary of 35 million euros, plus 5 million euros in bonuses, but Gyökeres never considered this option.”

The agent also revealed that clubs like Atlético Madrid and Barcelona have shown interest in the striker, although they haven’t finalized any offers due to the high financial demands from Sporting. For his part, Gyökeres prioritizes Arsenal, convinced by Mikel Arteta’s promise to give him a key role in the team.

Gyökeres is requesting an annual salary of 10 million euros, plus bonuses, and those close to him are confident that the issue will be resolved in the coming days. As of today, Arsenal remains the frontrunner to sign the Portuguese league’s top scorer.

Arsenal’s new coach, Gabriel Heinze, is obsessive in his approach. At Newell’s Old Boys, he would weigh his players twice a day, while sending them assignments via WhatsApp, and would punish those who didn’t know what to do in training. [
@IsaanKhan_
]

I unironically would rather see us sign Eze+Madueke than Rodrygo, he's fucking shite.

>>149712929
I agree. If Real Madrid offered a straight swap deal between Rodrygo and Martinelli I would rather keep Martinelli. Rodrygo is not good enough to play for Arsenal.

>>149712929
substantiate your claims. why is he shit?

trossard: all round player but not especially good at anything
martinelli: better than trossard overall, but noticeably lacking in assists
madueke: a bit worse and a bit better in some areas compared to trossard, but noticeably worse than both other guys for assists

>>149713201
>compared to trossard
compared to martinelli*

>>149713161
I've watched him play for the NT and I think he's shite.

>>149713201
I still maintain that Martinelli puts in balls on a platter but fucking no one is interested in going in the box to fucking do anything with it. It's been painfully noticeable for 2 seasons straight now.

>>149707416
Rogers and Williams were never for sale

>>149713332
I agree, Giroud would fucking love having Martinelli on the wing.

>>149713371
The amount of times I've seen him put a cross in where there's no one around is infuriating. You'll read that and think "well there's no one there, why is crossing over to there" but then you realise Kai, Ødegaard, Saka, fucking whoever, are all actually just waiting outside the box for some fucking bizarre reason. It's like they're all fucking vampires and the box is drawn with salt. It's genuinely baffling to watch it. No defenders there so if someone bothered to actually run to it and get their head to it, >we would have a very good chance at a goal but because no one even bothers, it doesn't even register on any of the meme stats either like xA or xAG or whatever the fuck.

>>149713490
if there's nobody there then why is he crossing it? get your head up retard

https://x.com/Arsenal/status/1943369633429344618

his voice really doesn't match his face.

>>149713586
>using a fake english accent

>>149713764
He's lived in and around London for 6 years, you just pick up whatever you hear around you.

>>149713764

Dunno, nords seem to pick up accents pretty easily. I went to uni with a guy who I assumed was Scottish but was actually Norwegian, he'd just lived there for a couple of years when he was a kid.

>>149713793
sounds like a fag, hate Norwegians

>>149713828
spotted the gay

Fenerbahce have reached an agreement with Leandro Trossard on personal terms.

The Turkish club continue to negotiate with Arsenal regarding the transfer fee but the feeling is positive.

[
@ElisBuseArac
]

>>149713875
>need squad depth
>spend 70 million to downgrade Partey and Jorginho
>spend 40 million to downgrade Drossard
Sharteta masterclass. What's next, Odegaard out McNeil in?

>Arsenal women have had a world record bid in excess of £1m accepted by Women's Super League rivals Liverpool for forward Olivia Smith.
Even the women are spending big.

>>149714397
How much does that virtuessignaling shit show cost arsenal?

>>149714636
Kek I was just thinking. That's 1m that could've easily gone to the GyokGyok5000 fund.
Hope we do a Villa and sell it to Walmart in a year's time

>>149714685
A lot more money is being made on the women's side through league sponsorship, and them winning their CL made over £1m too.

rodrygo?
utter dog shit.
madooooke?
complete fucken horse piss.
just buy someone else, its literally as simple as that.

I thought wissa looks like he has potential, can someone explain to me why I'm retarded

>>149714734
The real sneaky part about selling your women’s team to yourself is their profits still count towards your UEFA SCR which is stricter than the Premier League rules anyway. The sale itself doesn’t count but the teams future profits do and you can still deduct losses.

>>149714821
I like Wissa and Mbeumo much more than fucking >Madueke

BREAKING!

Xabi Alonso: "Why did Rodrygo play ZERO minutes? It was a technical decision. We believed we needed different players."

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
·
1 Min.
EXCLUSIVE: Noni Madueke to Arsenal, here we go! Fee agreed in excess of £50m with add-ons included, green light from Chelsea.

Madueke already agreed five year deal at Arsenal days ago and he’s now set to complete the move.

The winger leaves #CFC to join #AFC.

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1943422099802198167
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1943422099802198167
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1943422099802198167
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1943422099802198167

ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>149715469
>>149715504
what the fuck has madueke actually done for 50 mil price?

what is going on??

The only good thing that will come from this is it will eventually lead to Sharteta getting fired.

>Rodryjeet was never coming
>We will still get Eze
>Noni has PL experience
>Noni has good underlying stats
>Noni is just 23 he can develop
>No other options on the market
>Gyokeres can play left wing

It'll be okay, friends.

Get excited Gooners

Between Havertz, Madueke and the Sterling loan you could have bought anyone in the world and given them £700k a week

Why do we do this

You think he's shit now? Just wait until Farteta has coached him. About the only thing he's got going for him at the moment is he's a bit of a maverick. Just wait until he's pinned to the wing all game being asked to get to the byline and do cutbacks

>Ornstein just confirmed it for 52m

It is so fucking over

>>149715469
>>149715504
I hope you're doing your part sending abuse to this shitter

BREAKING:

Arsenal and Sporting are now VERY close to reaching a full agreement for Viktor Gyökeres

Deal progressing fast. Final details being sorted.

@ESPNUK reports

Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
£50m down the drain
We’re Chelsea’s dogs again

I hate this fucking team I swear to god

Give Madueke the 14 shirt

Really makes you think

>>149715797
You know what, fuck it.
Arteta should fully take the piss and give him the 10
If you wanna run one mile, run two

52 million pounds

I don't care about Madueke as long as we sign the other targets too, it's not my money.

>50m for a Dutch-English Gervinho regen with Sanogo feet

>>149715469
W A K E M E U P
A
K
E
M
E
U
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artetaberta out

>mfw chelsea takes the madueke money and signs gyökeres and rodryge

>away kit is blue to make them feel at home
>saka/shartinelli backup for 50m
better be worth it

Good signing. A bit overpriced but better than spending 90m on Rodrygo

>Chelsea reject on the market
>deal is done in 1 week and >we pay full asking price no questions asked
every time

Madueke deal. 10m over 5 years. 80k per week wages.

Arsenal are willing to let Leandro Trossard leave after he agreed personal terms with Fenerbahce. The Turkish side have offered the Belgian a 3-year deal but have not agreed a transfer fee - Arsenal are likely to want about £20m. [@TimesSport @garyjacob]

Confirmed by hand of arsenal

>>149716244
that would be incredibly funny and one of the most arteta things that can happen

>>149716390
low wages, that's good

Will we see Zubimendi, Merino, and Odegaard together in the midfield?

>>149716502
And Rice, of course.

>>149716502
sweaty, merino is a striker

>>149716502
>1 nil to the arse
>Ode comes off for Norgaard
>Havertz comes off for Merino

Search your feelings, you know this to be the final form of Arteta ball

1000% convinced there is some kind of Kroenke & Boehly friendship agreement in place that lets them trigger some player sale if needed. Baffling

I NEED Zubimendi and Merino to be starters.
I NEED them in proper form for the World Cup 2026 in Canada, USA, and Mexico brought to you by Mastercard and presented by Pepsi TM.
Also FUCK Miguel Arteta.

Shartinelli goes for 75m to buyern and drossard for 15m to fenerbahce. You read it here first

>>149716819
Do >we get Eze then ?

Fuck this shit club bros. What a joke.

>>149715804
>conference league
>super lucky draw against Brazil teams
It's not that deep

>>149716868
I’ve had a few pints and I’m on my way home now, if >we sell Trodsard for 20 million to Fener and get Eze + Gyökeres in I won’t mind Madueke (until he starts performing like shit).
Until the season starts he is the new Salah from Chelsea regen.

I dunno man. Ridiculously overpaying for another Chelsea flop while at the same time crying about an extra 5 million for Gyokeres and not just triggering the release clause for Eze makes Arsenal look so stupid.

>>149716390
If true that's a little more palatable. Look drinking a cup of dark yellow piss rather than eating a shit sandwich.

>>149716996
I get it but apparently Arteta sees him as the ‚ideal‘ signing to complement the squad. Best case he turns out to be decent to great, also best case the pressure on Arteta increased double fold.
The whole Gyökeres case is mostly Sporting posturing and I’m sure there are more important contractual things to work out than a mere £5m since reports have been indicating Arsenal want the deal finished on their terms, same with Sporting.
Fabio said in his podcast that Arsenal are still working on the Eze deal but just on the agent’s side, not with CP right now.

>>149717110
>Best case he turns out to be decent to great
Knowing our lucking chelshitters over the years hell stay shit
>also best case the pressure on Arteta increased double fold
This is what most of us are hoping for but as far as the kroenkikes are concerned he's doing a good job

This is the signing that broke me. If we don't win a major this season, I want arteta gone with no reservation. I have no goodwill left. I don't care if we miss the title by 1 point, or lose a ucl final. This stupid signing and the fallout that will result from it will always be the looming asterisk as to why we fell short, should we next season.

>artetafags are turning on him
Thank you based Madueke.

>wake up
>madueke already signed

Thank you, no refund.

People said 4 in a row wasn't possible, but Pep proved them wrong.

And now people say Arteta can't do the same so what does he do? He silences the doubters, recruiting the most perfect Chelsea reject currently on the market to make an early statement, to lay claim to the prestigious fourth 2nd place in a row.

My f*cking manager!!

Who the FUCK asked for this shit?

I'm not skilled enough, could someone please make a "you killed the man, but not the idea" meme with Sterling and Madueke it would make my day

Remember 40 mill for Andy Caroll was outrageous...This Madueke deal makes us the biggest clowns in the entire league

lads >we’re not going to sign a striker. it’s inevitable.

Another donkey on the wings, I can't handle this, I've lived through enough pain, this might be my last season as an Arsenal fan

You open your laptop and research all the wingers in the world that are available, and the guy you're most impressed with is bloody Noni Madueke?????????????????????


You Lego hair fraud!!!! Literally a sackable offense right here. Kai Havertz on $260k a week! $750 million for 1 FA cup....I am fuming bruv!

Miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe. Glad we're getting his zoomer version

>This is what 50 mill gets you in 2025

>>149717110
>not with CP right now.
oh great, steve parish would definitely milk the club dry, remember that this was the guy who wanted 75 million for zaha (only for raul to get pepe for just under it instead)

Willian
Jorginho
Sterling
Havertz
Diarra
Gallas
David Luiz
Madueke

Bloody 'ell they've given us so much trash and we gave them Ashley Cole and Giroud who won them European trophies

>>149719059
DON'T look up Rodrygo's stats

This is 100% american owners' shenanigans

>>149719169
can we fucking stop buying chelsea rejects? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLUB DOING?!?!?!?!

Many sources confirming it was arteta who pushed for madueke. Another one of his projects after partey right back and havertz 8. Pretty clear that berta is the one pushing for gyokeres, eze and mosquera but now we might not have the funds to get these deals done. Berta probably also the one pushing for rodrygo.

Thoughts on BullGod?

Viktor Gyökeres is due to return to pre-season training with Sporting today. However, the striker will stay at home & is very dissatisfied with the current situation. [@Record_Portugal]

>>149719059
Drobga numbers???

Artetroll, was getting excited for the new season too with the potential gyokores signing along with zubimendi

>Poobimendi

At least havertz had his lederhosen days to go on, this is just baffling

>>149719382
Agreed, Boehly will probably help Kroenke with their American teams.

I don't give a fuck if we sign Madueke as long as we get Gyokeres.

>we're signing eze too

Completing the quintuple or sharteta out

watching eze mixtapes im leaking #precum

>>149719382
>>149719773
African scatgbt sleuths have cracked the case already saars

I feel like a rapper could do something with Eberichi Eze and the phrase "eggs over-easy" if any of you are up and coming rappers feel free to workshop this further

>another chelshit flop
god curse this wicked club, YOU SHOULD KILL UR SELF ARTETA

>>149720084
don't worry, jackson is next

>>149720091
Kino

Arsenal have got in touch with Nicolas Jackson’s agent. Player a childhood Arssnal fan and open to move. Club to club talks not begun yet but expected early next week. [@chiddyafc - Tier 1]

>>149720338
Bait used to be unbelievable

Why the fuck are we paying Marmaduke 50 mil?
Fucker doesn't even have 30 career goals yet
For context Sanchez and Jesus had 70 goals to their name pre-Arsenal and costed way less than Marmaduke
Heck even Ozil who was not a forward has 31 goals to his name pre-Arsenal
You can't even make the age argument since all of them are in their mid 20s when they came into Arsneal

>>149717110
>I get it but apparently Arteta sees him as the ‚ideal‘ signing to complement the squad.
Arteta is retarded. He saw SterLEL as "ideal signing to complement the squad" last season, too, he's buying a new goalie each season, haven't won shite and, worst of all, he believes his own bullshit about how great he is and how great of a project he's building here all while being dunked on by the likes of Wet Spam and Sandcastle on the regular.
Hopefully this season ends quick (optimally by the end of August). Cheerio.

>>149720501
>polish "thoughts"

>>149719169
Yet another time you forgot the FUCKING Cech, my nigga.
He sign from Chelshite and was FUCKING shit too!

lee gunner was right all along.......................

>news on £50m on madueke
>arteta out tagged on all the walls
I'VE 'AD ENAFF WOBBIE
IT'S TIME TO GO

>>149720657
No Kroenke out?

>>149720091
it's going to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl28

>>149720657
Based Madueke.

>>149718752
>Arsenal
>Finishing 2nd
lmfaoooo

>get behind the player bruv nobody wanted asen' wengah backunthaday eiwa
why is robert like this

>>149720904
AFTV is a PR arm of the club mate, 100%. The cucks wont even speak Partey's name anymore, was hilarious watching that Cecil faggot having to catch himself every time he talks about Zubimendi as his replacement

>>149720985
arsenal want nothing to do with them though
jesus christ robbie they literally forbade you from using the name of the club for your channews name, stop simping

>Liverpool will sign Isak
>Some other club will sign Rodrygo
>we spend 50mil on Madueke
I sometimes wonder why I ever started supporting this joke club. They talk about being serious in wanting trophies, and sign Chelsea rejects for exorbitant sums instead of paying 30% more for top quality players.
Seriously what a fucking joke. Zubimendi is obviously a good signing, Norgaard will be excellent backup, but this makes no sense.

>>149721199
>Some other club will sign Rodrygo
Chelsea, using the Madueke money.

The dumbest thing about this Madueke deal is that he's in the middle of a comp. So he can't join the preseason, and would need even more time off as well.

Just a ridiculous signing.

>KWABuKEKe

As per @Record_Portugal , Sporting have moved Gyokeres return date to tomorrow but hes unlikely to show up for that too.

>FabrizioRomano
>Fenerbahçe are not in concrete talks with Arsenal for Leandro Trossard despite reports.
>Arsenal have not received any formal approach or bid from the Turkish club for Trossard so far.

Does Madueke actually dribble or does he hug the touchline and plays back passes?

>>149696592 (OP)
the new giroud

>>149721769
He just crashes into people and hopes the ball falls his way.

He scored 7 goals last season. 3 in one game

>>149721839
That's third highest for chelsea tho. Our third highest for last season was Shartinelli with 8.

Our highest scorer was havertz with 9.

>>149721934
Lel. Shartinelli was joint second highest. Third was Merino with 7.

Arteta's final season as Arsenal manager is now underway.

fucking sign Gyökeres holy fuuuuuuuuck

>>149722218
it'll happen just give it time. sporting are in no position to negotiate as much as they like to pretend they are. the player doesn't want them, it's causing issues with the management, they already admitted to violating a gentleman's agreement for a cheaper deal, and they can't sell him to any other club because he's affirmed he only wants arsenal and nobody else.

David Ornstein
@David_Ornstein
Viktor Gyokeres does not intend to report for pre-season at Sporting Lisbon amid Arsenal pursuit. 27yo required to join squad Sat but told #SportingCP president he won’t play for club again. 5yr #AFC deal ready subject to fee being agreed
@TheAthleticFC

>>149722323
Sure but I hate stuff that drags on for so long, it’s not a Rice level type signing but Sporting are a pain in the ass to deal with. Just want him done so the full focus is on Eze.

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Viktor Gyökeres will not show up in training at Sporting today, tomorrow or at any moment this summer.

His decision is clear as reported during the week: he only wants Arsenal, it’s over with Sporting.

Gyökeres also informed Sporting president about that 5 days ago.

>>149722350
we'll probably sign eze before gyokeres. this saga doesn't look like it's ending soon because the sporting president is coming across like a stubborn git. it's not like we're not offering him all the money he wants. and according to all reports, the 5m he wants will be easily achievable.

Gyokeres feels betrayed and believes Varandas has reneged on an pact to let him go for €60million plus €10m, which Arsenal have already surpassed but still no agreement is in place on a fee. Arsenal are working to land Gyokeres and have a 5-year deal prepared.[
@David_Ornstein
]

Arsenal have started contract extension talks with Trossard

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>>149722413
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

>>149722413
let the man leave, his heart is set on Arsenal

>>149721934
He scored 4 goals across the rest of the season.
That's kind of diabolical considering how many games he's started.

Berta is a fraud yes man
Arteta is a fraud who’s shit at identifying attacking talent
Arsenal to miss top 4 this season and (hopefully) sack fraudteta

I don’t wanna buy a player from portugal ever again
Fucking cunt pricks

>>149722681
Sacked by October inshallah

I know everyone is angry but don't delude yourself into thinking Arteta can actually be sacked.
>Ornstein: I don't think this external pressure to win titles on Mikel Arteta is the same thing internally. Internally, they are completely satisfied with the progress he is making.
The only thing that could put Arteta at risk is a total 2020-esque collapse where we're 15th by Christmas.

And they didn't even sack him then lmao. He's gonna be here a long, long time.

Cheeky little deadline day Grealish loan

>>149722881
So long as they get Europe, they don't care

I unironically don't get this Arteta hate.
Do you really think Arsenal would replace him with Pep or something and suddenly we'd win the quadruple next year? Are you delusional?
If all you care about are throphies why not support Al Ahly or Ludogorets? They will their league every year.
I guess I personally think of myself as a football romantic.
Stuff like a former player managing his former club and getting them from midtable to challenging titles, Santi getting his childhood club to La Liga age 40 etc are more important to me. Even if you win a trophy it's back to square one the next season, while moments like Santi's become part of football folklore.
Hell, even stuff like the 7-1 becomes something bigger than the WC winner itself.

Noni Madueke granted permission by Chelsea to leave camp in USA + undertake medical before completing Arsenal switch. 23yo will not train with #CFC & flies to UK today after full agreement reached on £52m deal - 5yr #AFC contract in place
@TheAthleticFC

>>149723265
it's because people are jealous. i talk to spurs fans, liverpool fans, united fans (don't know any city fans though), and they all admit arteta is a good manager.

Arsenal offered Huijsen a proposal. Which means they had planned on spending £50m on a RCB.

Instead we got the second choice option in Mosquera who cost £10m.

So the Madueke transfer could just be an extra that the club never planned for with the £40m saved.

Maybe.

>>149723265
i swear people keep saying want trophy already forgot what it's like during late wenger and memery era where we keeps bodied by liverpool and city

>>149723265
My dislike in him is that he has no killer instinct,last year whenever Liverpool dropped points before we played we would choke as well, like come on man, go all out and try something then he plays crab passing and no guts. Look I will say last season's injuries were bad, but flip man show us something that you will go all out for a win. Not pussyfoot.

I dont watch Lelsea is Madueke any good? Or is he just one of those bad attitude players that keep getting 2nd chances cause hes a baller?

>>149723265
His football is dogshit.

>>149722413
Lisbon, let my people go!

>>149723265
Iraola would be an upgrade.

>>149723265
Cazzies like the Arteta haters are wishy washy and not real Arsenal fans. We finally have a manager who rules the dressing room and not the other way around which is what fans always wanted (dropping Auba,Guendouzi for bad attitudes). We may not have the trophy that has alluded us but every weekend you get excited watching them you enjoy the highs and you enjoy the lows.
To me we have overperformed the last few seasons. I never expected trophies under Arteta till 2027 when he started but he's delivered. Dont tell late era Wenger/Memery could have placed us in the semis and 2nd for 3 years in a row

>>149723970
he's raw talent but not that consistent.

>excited by last season's dire football where we played nearly have a season without a striker
Nah. Sure, there was excitement hoping for a trophy but not excitement about the actual football.

>>149724068
Your bait was believable until >2027

>>149723265
lol

>>149724068
nice try shitizen, once Arteta is gone >we are coming for your ass.

>>149724444
Checked for total shitizen death

#Arsenal are still showing no signs of increasing their offer and are hoping that Sporting will back down from their demands A game of patience and nerves for Viktor Gyökeres. [@ojogo]

>>149724705
How much are they holding out for?

>>149724705
>>149724729
apparently 5 million more but who knows at this point.

>>149724729
€3m after the player offered to leave €2m on the table.

>Viktor Gyokeres fails to show up for Sporting training
top lad

sportugese teams are infamous for scamming teams and doing shit business and here we are

>Madooki 52 million
>holding out on 5 million with Sporting
>not triggering Eze release clause
This club is run by idiots I swear. How can they consistently make such blatantly incompetent decisions year after year in the transfer market otherwise. Just rope them all.

>>149725822
>agree 5 mill more
>agree 5 mill more
>agree 5 mill more
They will never stop asking anon.

>>149725842
That's not how negotiation works m8. If they name a price and you meet it then it's an agreement.

https://x.com/sivllp/status/1943628991950123479

>>149726016
Not when dealing with scumbags.

>>149726037

Allah is punishing us for our treatment of Mesut

>feierabend
>no signings

Based

>Palace in the conference league
one Eze pls :)

>gyokeres dying out
>eze dying out
it's just so over, it didn't even begin in the first place.
this was the club's intent all along, jewing every last penny and buying the dogshit next door just so they can "haha guy we tried! the next window will be better i swear, it will be a huge window! the biggest most beautiful window we ever had. just you guys have faith and we're together!"
kill everyone in that upper echelon of this football club.

>>149727314
calma friendo, we are still in the ‘it’s still salvageable’ twilight. Once Gyökeres & Eze are dead certain not happening then we panic.

>>149727314
Don’t worry la, this is the season we either get trophies or arteta walks

>>149727432
this would have been a little more "digestable" if we actually signed eze and gyokeres first then went in for madueke, but going madueke first shows just how tragic the standards have become.
>>149727681
>arteta
>walks
not happening, he's clearly adored by the kronkes, they love him and don't have any issues with him staying for another 5 years.

artetter was a panic buy

>>149727747
Think most fans will actually turn on him this season, other fans will banter us too much and push them over the line

>>149727807
If you really think about it Arteta has been the most disastrous signing in Arsenal history

>>149728202
I’d be inclined to agree with you anon

the madueke cope is already in full effect
>50m isn't a price for a backup in this market
>everyone said we needed saka backup last season and now we got it
>arteta can make him into a world class player
>he's actually better than trossard
>Arsenal said they will still buy Gyokeres, Eze and Rodrygo. Just trust them bro
>the only reason you're upset is he's from Chelsea.
>nwaneri is ackchually odegaard backup
>martinelli can still get 15 goals next season
I just can't anymore. When he scores a brace off the bench against Leeds, I'll be awaiting the people saying we fleeced Chelsea.

>>149728651
all of this is still true
>not trusting Arteta at this point

>>149728651
>When he scores a brace off the bench against Leeds, I'll be awaiting the people saying we fleeced Chelsea.
Not to worry, if that happens he'll do his ACL in the next game. Madueke is gonna be the next Gabriel Jesus according to prophecy. Could've bought Haaland, got Jesus, could've got Gyokeres, got Madueke

>wtf where are the backups
>wtf why are our backups literal school children
>wtf why are our backups permacrocked oldfags
>wtf why are our backups so expensive

YOU SUGGEST A SAKA BACKUP THEN /ARSE/ GO AHEAD. LETS SEE HOW HE DOES FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON

>>149728799
>Could've bought Haaland
what are you smoking

>>149728895
It's not that crazy, did arteta not finance Haaland by buying Jesus and Stinkyshenko for almost 90 mil? City paid 60 for Haaland and pocketed the rest. BFF Odegaard was already here, you can't tell me he would be impossible to sign.GVJTM

>>149728651
>>50m isn't a price for a backup in this market
Arguable but true but also where the fuck is he going to start?
>>everyone said we needed saka backup last season and now we got it
Like >we got fucking Sterlel?
>>arteta can make him into a world class player
Like he did with fucking Sterlel? Hell, he even trained him at fucking City. What happened there then?
>>he's actually better than trossard
lol
>>Arsenal said they will still buy Gyokeres, Eze and Rodrygo. Just trust them bro
lmao
>>the only reason you're upset is he's from Chelsea.
Which is perfectly reasonably because fuck Willian. But no, people were okay with Jorginho and Kai. What they didn't like was the fucking price of Kai in particular.
>>nwaneri is ackchually odegaard backup
Yeah, the just turned 18 year old who is already fucking sick of Arteta trusting Monglel over him for so many fucking games last season
>>martinelli can still get 15 goals next season
SO WHY THE FUCK ARE >WE SPENDING 50m ON AN INFINITELY WORSE SAKA???? You're telling me there was fucking NO ONE IN THE WORLD that they could get that was cheaper than 50 fucking million? He IS going to be a fucking 50m back up then.
It doesn't even make any fucking sense.

>>149729071
Lad, you are incredibly naive if you think the extent of that deal was just 60m and not a fucking boatload of under the table deals. I fully admit, I have no proof of this, but come on now.

>we could've just bought haalarse instead

Gyökeres pls ;.;

Arsenal and not signing strikers name a more iconic duo

>>149727432
>then we panic
I read that in Bane’s voice, that comes later brother

Madueke IS Shartinelli's replacement.
All the good wide players on the market would cost more and the club is broke after spending 1.2 billion on shit players for 5 years. So Madueke it is

>>149724068
>>149723680
Rodgers saved Liverpool from the late Benitez and Hodgson era, but once it became clear he couldn't take them to the next level they replaced him.

City bought Haaland's family new houses to get him to sign.

That Norgaard behind the scenes video was a real heart cleanser after a week of Noniposting.
Seems like a genuinely lovely personality to have round the club.

>>149732316
>The mutant brigade have brainwashed another one
Rest in piss bozo

>>149732405
>glad to see a dad happy with his loving family
>"YOURE JUST ONE OF (((THEM))) NOW REEEEEEE"

That reveals some very uncomfortable things about you and your life mate

Rodrygo was a pipe dream anyway and never was gonna happen, all is forgiven if we get gyokeres and eze over the line

>>149732854
why you pipe dreaming about a player who scores 6 goals a season for Real Madrid?

Gabriel signed a new contract at least....

>>149722163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmTAqTGr5CQ&ab_channel=NoScopeTV

I'd hate going to work for this guy.

>>149732941
kek this, never rated him.

investing in Memedueke stocks at their absolute lowest right now lads

always believed in him innit

Arteta out

It's kinda unbelievable how tone deaf the club hierarchy are. They can fuck around delaying Zubimendi for months on end on purpose, but couldn't think to delay the latest Chelshit reject until after a striker and Eze was unveiled?

>>149735000
I'm cautiously hedging my Marmaduke short
50 mil is still ridiculous when you can get far better players on the market

just sign him you fucking paedophiles

>gyokeres gonna probably go back to training when he realizes this club is not budging for him
>eze is not coming as well, probs gonna go spuds or overseas
yea, it's never been more over than what it is right at this moment.

We'll get Gyokerexls before pre-season, just be patient faggots, literally nobody else is in for him.

>>149738000
Nobody is worried about a snub, but that we won’t actually pull out the checkbook

It's just a madueke of time

Arsenal are very advanced in their bid to sign Viktor Gyokeres. The only thing stopping the deal so far is the agent's commission.

Arsenal has refused to agree to pay the commission and Sporting has also refused to agree to pay it.

@cmjornal

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/mikel-arteta/spielertransfers/trainer/47620

His talent ID is fucking atrocious. And to think he's been allowed to spend another 50m on a project player, when he already wasted 65m on another shitter from the same club that's about to find himself replaced in two positions.

>there are people who unironically doubt Madueke

Will be looking forward to posting the apology form ad nauseum next season.
Seethe more, incels
#jesuisnoni

>>149738331
>cmjournal
more like copejournal

>>149738353
yes i believe mikel arteta suffers from severe mental handicap, but this seems to go a bit further than this surface level, todd boehly and josh kronke are in bed together, beyond just arsenal and chelshit, the other anon that explained how they get tied in american football and all that.

Imagine the meltdown when madoodoo takes a pen off saka

>>149738561
it will be Gyokeres
>Total penalties scored: 34 Total penalties missed: 4
Saka:
>Total penalties scored - 14 · Total penalties missed - 3
Havertz' is even more impressive
>Total penalties scored - 20 · Total penalties missed - 1

Saka really shouldn't be taking them

Eberechi #Eze misses Crystal #Palace’s friendly against #Millwall today amid interest from #Arsenal [Via - @JakeSanders92].

Why is this team so popular among black people? It's like Real Madrid with Latinxs.

you will never see more talent in a pic

>>149738714
black people love gay sex

>>149732854
All is forgiven if we just refrain from signing Rodrygo.

>>149738353
>His talent ID is fucking atrocious.
Over half of the signings has been pretty good. It seems like mediocre is the word (not atrocious). Although I don't think Mikel Arteta has anything to do with ID:ing talent at all. That is probably down to the scouting department. He most likely has some final say though.

https://x.com/Goonerplanet/status/1943950534265696367

>>149739912
I saw this but I don't think it's relevant because it won't get to that stage and it's not like any of this is unknown info. Any club can dismiss any player. In the case of gyokeres though it'll be resolved before that happens.

>>149728894
>Backup
We will get booted out of the carabao and fa cup early on, so those back ups will not play much.

Also Saka will still play 10000 minutes this season

Does norgaard die his hair black? His kid is blonde as fuck

>>149740582
Dye*

The heat is getting to me

>>149740582
Kids can often have blonde hair and it'll darken the older they get. Though he is Danish so who knows.

>>149740582
in scandistan, brown hair is more common than blonde. and if you were blonde as a kid, it is likely that your hair becomes darker as you reach puberty

t. Scandistani Expert on Scandiology at the Uppsala Scandinavian Institute of Rasbiologi

>reiss nelson is still on the team
memory holed

>>149740748
Memory holed my dick. I was constantly asking why the ever loving fuck >we loaned him out to get fucking Sterlel on loan. He could have just sat on the bench all season and it still would have been cheaper than paying half of Sterlel's wages.

>>149740748
Better saka backup than madueke in terms of the fee:quality ratio. He's mediocre but also free. Madueke is above average but expensive as fuck.

>>149741079
>Better saka backup than madueke in terms of the fee:quality ratio
Thank God the club thinks in terms of footballing ability, not fee quality ratio.

excuse me but WHERE is Gyökeres?!

>>149741281
Not at Sporting training ground. Thats all i know.

SIGN SOME FUCKING PLAYERS

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
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13 Min.
Understand Arsenal have made progress in the recent days for Ethan Nwaneri’s new deal.

The club has presented vision/project for Nwaneri in the upcoming years including discussions on game time.

Arsenal hopeful to get green light and sign new contract soon.

Pay the 5 million you fucking greedy cunts. Get it done.

https://youtu.be/Sm1l0K_aqds?si=5AovPJx5WtyjMcJy

It's up

>>149741193
>Madueke
>footballing ability

My son...

OI VENGA SIGN HIGWAYNE

Eze when?

>>149741079
You don’t actually believe this.
Nelson is shite and Fulham tier player.

Why don't you buy a Gyokeres backup? If he gets injured you'll be stuck with Shitvertz again

>>149743641
mad goals mickey merino

>>149743641
CHADvertz is proper backup.

>>149744279
based /Kai Guy/

>>149738714
Thierry Henry captivated Africans at the right time.

>>149743641
>he doesnt rate The Kaiser

Gyokeres has not turned up for Sporting pre season trip to Algrave

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@maisfutebol
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no striker no gf general

>>149745710
bad + good
also Sporting‘s president is willing to budge from whatever contractual bullshit they want to force on Arsenal.

>asian tour soon
>zinchenko, lokongo, nelson and vieira will all start with merino up front

>>149740582
Are you even white?

>>149745865
it’s preseason, who cares as long as >we are signing Gyokeres and easy Eze.

>>149744989
based.
fuck sporting and fuck lissabon.

>>149745865

Sporting president Varandas on Gyökeres not showing up for pre-season: “If they don't want to pay Viktor's fair market value, we're very comfortable with that for the next three years”.

“This strategy is also making it more complicated for the player to leave. Nobody is above the interests of the club. Whoever they are”.

“We're calm. Everything will be resolved with the market closing, a hefty fine and an apology to the group”.

U guys nervous yet?
you should be.

>a cheeky bid for Garnacho
Yay or Nay?

>>149747134
After Madueke, people will literally start raising pitchforks. So yay?

>>149745865
>>zinchenko, lokongo, vieira
Wouldn't mind saying goodbye to these three.

>Maduekek
and thus a new name has been born

This is what you get for dropping 50m no questions asked on a shitter like Madueke.

>>149747311
>wins your shit team a trophy
>get treated like this

>>149747311
>>149747737
no worries bros
>EXCL | Viktor Gyökeres has communicated to Sporting President Frederico Varandas that he will ‘fuck his wife’ if he stands in the way of his move to Arsenal. A heated interaction followed. More to follow. (@TalkingSporting)

JUST IN;

Arsenal is still working on the Gyökeres deal behind the scenes

Gyökeres had planned not to attend training, so this is not new, and he informed the president about it

Viktor Gyökeres is determined to join Arsenal.

@FabrizioRomano via YouTube

>>149747311
>>149748963
Kek, Arsenal should have learned from Sporting's Leao case that dealing with Varandas is not easy
Telling Gyo to go on strike is one thing but it only works if the other side budges. If they had paid the asking price he would be their player now, but now Varandas will refer to a figure even closer to the release clause

>>149747311
Fuck this fake hardman faggot and his tinpot club.

He knows he holds no cards so he's just collecting "us vs. the world" brownie points with club members for the next election. Did the same thing with Porro, said "no chance" a deal was happening and the next day Porro was at shite hart lane.
Viktor will come here either way, Sporting will not choose €0 over €65m. Just a matter of how much longer.

Arsenal fucked around and found out. Classic. If this transfer doesn't happen I will not forgive them.

>just be cuck and pay the 5m bro
and other clubs will treat arsenal like united next time

I have no problem playing hardball over 5m. Clubs are supposed to jew each other over the fees. But we lose all justification and leverage when it comes off the back of not only dropping a 50m bid on fucking madueke, but then happily obliging when Chelsreal had the gall to ask for more.

Before that I would've said hold out, now just pay the fucking difference and be done with it

>gyokeres literally baneposting In interviews

He should whip out the "it'll be extremely painful...for you" next time varandas tries threatening him

>>149752293
Sporting will hold out till the last moment and release him. Otherwise they will have to pay the wages for a player that they cant use. They also waste their own time to find a replacement. Its a dumb bluff so a guy can look tough.

heard you can pay installment for 5 years with chelsea while sporting want upfornt

somebody's going to have to compensate poor Victor and his agent for all the fines he's about to accumulate

>just be an arrogant pig headed piece of shit for no reason bro
Yeah enjoy having Havertz as your starting striker again next season.

Sources have told BBC Sport that talks are ongoing with Arsenal, who are still hopeful of striking a deal, with their most recent proposal for the 27-year-old totalling about 70m euros (£60m) including add-ons.[@SamiMokbel_BBC]

>>149757646
Honestly it makes sense for Sporting to delay as long as possible. Some club will eventually pay the release clause in full even if Arsenal doesn't.
Worst case scenario for them is he stays and destroys the Portuguese league again after he recovers from his tantrum. Then they sell next summer for the same amount.

>>149757808
Nobody wants to pay that fee which is why nobody else is interested. Barca and another time (can't remember who) were interested according to ITKs but the fee put them off because nobody sees gyokeres as a €80m player.

>>149757849
Team*

Arsenal have virtually agreed a fee with Sporting CP for Viktor Gyökeres & are just debating the add-ons & agent commission involved in the deal. [@henrywinter]

>>149757859
More from Winter:

On train into Kings X for @talkSPORT show. Should be a good week for Arsenal. Madueke and Mosquera in. Gyokeres fee virtually agreed, just at the add-on debating stage, plus dealing with agent’s substantial cut (and Arsenal being strong on that point). Gyokeres obviously v keen to go to Arsenal (and will need a contrite farewell letter to Sporting). Maybe needs to have another word with his agent - get the deal done. Also busy week on potential outgoings, generating income from Kiwior, Nelson, Trossard, Vieira, Zinchenko. #AFC

>>149757808
>Some club will eventually pay the release clause in full even if Arsenal doesn't
Chelsea swooping in with the Madueke money, Mudryk all over again.

>>149757849
>nobody sees gyokeres as a €80m player
that was the market before Arsenal made Madueke a €60m player

FUCK. I was going to sell these off so I can donate the cash towards gyokeres.

Wait we could've nego'd the 50m for Maduke cause lets be honest, we had the cards here. Then used the money to complete Gyokeres but that didn't happen?
What's going on, seriously?

>>149757966
Lol nerd.

>>149699700
This. I didn't want Madueke but I'm fine with it do long as we get both Eze and Gyko

WHERE THE FUCK IS GYÖKERES, FUCK THOSE GREEDY AGENTS

Bayern are interested in Trossard of Luis Diaz deal falls through (@cfbayern )

Jakub Kiwior is no longer a key part of Mikel Arteta's plans.

He is likely to depart Arsenal this summer.

(@NicoSchira)

https://x.com/henrywinter/status/1944293045031100551

Why are they like this?

>>149757872
Good

>>149759279
>selling Trossard
>Good

when i watch gyokeres its like im watching a better rasmus hojlund, i think arteta doesnt want him because he's not fit for his style of play and will probably not use him very well if he does come

>[Charles Watts in the Bush] Maduekek is not coming in as a squad player. Arsenal view him as starting a lot of games. Arteta really wanted the player and pushed for the deal. Maduekek also really wanted to join
>>149759613
>keeping drossard

>>149759725
when I watch Gyökeres, I see a powerful king towering over manlets, actually knowing how to get past someone, passing the ball and scoring lots of goals

>>149759746
we'll see how easy that is in the prem

>>149759735
That faggot wont be get double digit g/a in the league just watch. Sharteta will be out by january

>>149757966
Imagine the fun of picking them all up, it will be magic, the gathering

This is like Cesc leaving for Barca. Player gets his way in the end.

>>149757872
Please god

>>149759886
yeah, the following season

>>149759824
Would be funny if Arteta sees him failing horribly in training against Saliba and Gabriel.
We'll know when the starts Havertz instead.
>>149759886
Did you just listen to Charles saying the exact same thing?

>>149759915
I'm hiding in Charles' bush

>>149759985
Why are sporting such birches

https://x.com/AfcRo5515/status/1944389259609198727?t=ymk7sV3kCqZeapa1ydHIFA&s=19

Promising news!

>>149760183

>>149760197
Going to need a translation

>>149760237
>doesn't recognize the "that's bullshit but I believe it" meme

>>149760237

>>149760317
Sorry

>>149760334
Ah

In other news:

https://x.com/Arsenalinsider5/status/1944347187346890843?t=S0BUBdHxs-HEVka35ecanQ&s=19

>>149760433
where is that flight departing from? if he's in Stockholm, private jets travel from Bromma (should be demolished to build housing, but very rich influential people insist on having their pjs)

>>149760531
No idea unfortunately

Arsenalare understood to be relaxed about their pursuit ofSportingstriker Gyokeres. The feeling is that thedispute between Sporting and Gyokeresis nothing to do with them. Arsenal will remain disciplined in their approach to the deal and have a price in mind [@SkySportsNews]

>>149760699
More below

https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1944404273334259897?t=I11ZzKxwru9RmC5Uya60cA&s=19

>>149759829
I'd be surprised if he got double digit starts in the league if >our wingers aren't injured.

>>149760683
I found it out, and it is going to fly from Bromma to Luton.

>>149760943
Hmmmm

>>149761416
It falls flat on its face if Gyökeres is in Greece or something.

Yoke careless IN yet or what?!

i was in the berta phone call and can confirm it's done (we're signing ollie watkins on a loan with buy obligation)

>>149760943
Welcome to Arsenal Emil Krafth

apology for poor english

when were you when goykers dies?

i was sat at home eating keybob when berta ring

‘goyker is kill’

‘no’

>>149763040
that man is more injured than Diaby.
be realistic with your shit, shitizen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D02kLczKwA0

its up

David Ornstein
@David_Ornstein
·
5 Min.
Arsenal in process of completing move for Viktor Gyokeres after taking final steps in negotiations with Sporting Lisbon. #AFC made formal advances on deal terms over weekend in bid to secure 27yo #SportingCP striker. 5yr contract lined up
@TheAthleticFC

>>149764860
Here we go >>149760943

I can't see anything other than Gyokores being a flop. This and that Chelsea shitter, the only good thing that will eventually come of this is Arteta getting fired.

>>149765298
>negativity merchant
kys yourself, lee

>>149765298
I have reservations but he's better than what we have, he's experienced and not afraid to test himself. I'm looking forward to seeing him in an Arsenal shirt

>>149764860
IT'S HAPPENING

If we do lose trossard in order to fund an Eze deal, it will kind of suck. Great bench guy but definitely not starter material anymore. Then hopefully mosquera and Gabriel gel on rotation days. We already know kiwior and saliba work.

>>149765298
>>149765398
Agreed. He can't be worse than Harvertz, Jesus, etc

Madueke though I'm pretty sure he will just do nothing and be annoying

abrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
·
7 Min.
Alongside Gyökeres deal close, Arsenal are also planning to advance on Christian Mosquera deal with Valencia next week as player only wants #AFC project…

…and get new deal done for Ethan Nwaneri in the next days after progress revealed yesterday.

>>149765298
Out of all the striker options that has been circling around the past few years (Sesko, Vlahovic, Gyökeres, Isak, Osimhen, Toney, Ferguson) I think Gyökeres is the least likely to be a flop.

>>149765653

Arsenal autism wins again. Now to start tracking rodrygos planes

what about eze though?

485th for Arteta

Arsenal will pay an initial fee of €63.5m for Viktor Gyökeres, with a further €10m in add-ons. Sporting do NOT have to pay a 10 per cent agent commission, which was required in their original €70m plus €10m asking price, after the figure was waived. [@JacobsBen]

>>149764860
WOW, ITS FUCKING NOTHING!!!

>>149767633
kys yourself

>only £55m
klok

>>149769295
berta-sama... I kneel

>>149767366
>>149769291
Sounds like it really was his agent that was holding up the process. NOW if >we went in for Madueke, there would have been a fraction of the backlash. Still would be a lot but nowhere near as much.
Still going to wait for the official announcement though cause I don't trust any of these fuckers.

I hope Kai and martinelli are OK coming off the bench to close games with a lead.

Because gyokeres and Eze are gonna start.

>Gyokeres done
FINALLY
>Mosquera next
YES
>no news about Eze and apparently Kiwigod is getting sold
WTFFFF

>>149769556
Signing Madueke confirmed we aren't going for Eze.
>>149769247
Thanks for confirming it was nothing. NOW it's something

>>149769641
Ornstein and fab said madueke deal is separate to eze

>>149769717
And you choose to believe that? They've already said their nonsense about how "nwaneri is acknowledged ødeshaart backup." They will use that as an excuse to not spend money on Eze when Ethan signs the new contract. Then they will proceed to still not play him even if Gibraltargaard continues to be shit next season

Also fuck dollarrumma for bending over to Chelsea

The deal between Arsenal and Sporting for Viktor Gyökeres is now being sealed tonight with all parties involved.

After agent’s decision to reduce his 10% compensation, Arsenal will pay initial fee worth €63.5m plus €10m add-ons being completed.

Here we go, soon.

>>149769922
Nwaneri is still 18. He's backup but not experienced enough to be rotation.

>>149769962
based, having free rein from the manager to rape whoever he likes must have sealed the deal

>>149770400
>>149770400
>>149770400
new