SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, thin your paints, unironically rate the baby 'nomeno that plays for >your club and stay acecombatpilled

>>149697040
You're forgetting just how broke the non-big Spanish clubs are. A couple of Iberian baby talento's made their way over there already.

Negru

Business idea: Rodrygo Vespucci

Amerigo Vespucci? Born in Florence.

>Real Merdrid

>Rude negru
Another 5-0 incoming

>fifa's snub whirl cup
>derby of the irelands in the pre-fore-ante-deep-in-the-sock-playoffs of the champions league

CL play-offs you say? Hehe.

buona sera

>>149696861
Дa, many macedonians are saying this

>>149696988 (OP)
Hey, that's my idea for next season's fantacomfy!

well I'll be damned, all PSG needed is to get rid of the trannyfucker turtle

You now remember that Italian poster that hooked with a tranny and never posted again after that

>>149697383
the original VES

Attention, the referee has given his decision! Hakimi was indeed offside!

Knew Madrid were shite when >we only lost 1-0 to them

https://tg24.sky.it/cronaca/2025/07/09/gianmaria-favaretto-orale-maturita
Allegrian bvll

Noncencio is getting absolutely flayed fookinell

>>149696293
But his first name is Daniele and not Unculo

>On Sancho, one final issue remains to be addressed! It’s that of the severance package that Sancho's entourage is requesting from United, which, in turn, also affects the value of the deal. There is talk of a request close to 5 million as an incentive for the departure from United. (@MarcoGiordano6 )

I for one don't rate Sancho

I think this PSG season has put the final nail in football's coffin for good, when a squad as mid as that looks like an unstoppable juggernaut you know this sport is well and trike done for.

>>149699375
They're well-organized and know what to do, it's not like PSG can't sign stars it's just that the collective is more important than one guy doing all the work. It's pretty much undeniable that they play insane footie.

>>149699471
they're a bunch of shitters for the most part, players that people would consider a scam if an Italian club managed to sell for 50-60m

>>149699618
Shitters don't play that well man, may just be because of Henrique's system but on the pitch I see very good players, there's barely any mistake in the passing or in the pressing

>>149699375
Calcio at the absolute highest level (supposedly) has lost its charm many moons ago.

Leagues like Serie A, the memedivisie and even the venerable Scottish premiership are way more fun to watch. Sure the objective for teams should be to make as few mistakes as they can, but mistakes are exactly what make it an entertaining sport.

>>149699697
As much as I hate pissg for being a qatar money funded fake club, I have to admit they play good football. Might be the best in the world currently.

see psg is too gud.

The thing that raped footy btw is clubs buying every young talent prematurely and fucking up their development curve out of greed even though they can’t offer first team minutes (trvke)

>>149699375
>team is good and wins everything
>"no it's actually le bad"

>just saw a tiny bug crowling just underneath the surface of my TV
I'm so cooked if it dies there :skull:

Mayulu is up

>67m for a casteddu level striker
ded sborrt

>Juventus have not sent any formal bid to Man United for Jadon Sancho so far despite reports. No club to club negotiations; talks took place with Jadon’s agents last week as Juve confirmed no intention to cover Jadon’s salary.
Nothing ever happens lmfao

>madrid lost 4-0 to psg in the cwc semi final
wow i cant imagine a heavier defeat in an important game like that

>>149697042
Kino. Gonna listen to some Bloodborne lore to fall asleep.

>>149701568
Domino effect to accidentally sign Observeman begins now

Can observerman collapse the wave function?

>>149699697
>Henrique's system
He's not even a system babby though. He just does what non-autistic control freak managers do and lets elite players play footy. This makes you harder to beat as teams can't prepare a counter to your systematic playing style, and you're more unpredictable in general.
Though I hate to say it, ironically enough a soulless club like PSG looks like they're leading the way to a return to more soulful football. Which is good news for spectators as it's been dire watching Pepball and it's offshoots this last decade.

>>149701926
He mainly asks one thing and it's to press and track back, which work insanely well especially since he has fast players on the pitch. That way the movement's smooth on the whole pitch and fullbacks like Hakimi can create occasions forward without having to worry about if he loses the ball.
I do certainly like it more than the autistic footie played by Guardiola and his peers.

>>149702061
>He mainly asks one thing and it's to press and track back
the allegru fears this

nihao

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>149702417
Creepy fingers

Creepy finger's

Two ricci in the garden there, only the second time I can remember seeing one ever.

>>149702590
Cover your ears if they end up fucking, they're very loud shaggers

È caduto da solo
Che non si inventino niente Fabio

twinkazzo status?

https://x.com/MilanNewsit/status/1943064204464067000?t=Mg7oeacxGTFu98umzaYa5Q&s=19
Holy shit, the sheer PVLL Allegri has on players from literally every league

>strimsy.top still down
say it isn't so...

>Once the deal is made officially, Retegui will become the second-most expensive sale in Atalanta’s history, second only to Rasmus Hojlund, who joined Manchester United in a €75m deal in the summer of 2023.
levels of ded sbort never before achieved

>>149702754
Constantini :)

sleep tight /seriedante/

Have you guys heard about this new game though? Like Death Stranding is old news? Have you heard about my new arc, my trainer arc? Of course, I'm out there and I've been accepted to the greatest, newest academy. It's all about horse girl racing. Have y'all heard about this game yet? Belgio, it's a gacha game with anime waifus who run around a track as horses. Okay, this game right here has got your boy Duccio in a chokeold. I can't stop thinking about it. I mean, Belgio, this game is the shit. Okay, it's got a whole story. It's got career modes. Get this. So, you train up an anime horse girl, okay, to run the track. You train her up. She ends her career and you're like, "Oh, snap. What is she going to do?" No no. She becomes part of your training crew. So, her stats then go to your next student horse girl that you train. So, then I have these legacy characters who are helping out the newest horsegirls that I'm training and teaching. This game is lit, bro. And it's got a full ass story and stuff where you can like follow the anime beats. This one girl I was training was the co-student-council president. She had a lot on her mind. She was pretty cold at the start, but then she softened up and I helped show her the ways of being the ultimate horse girl racing competitor. Great game. This game, great game. You better get ready. This game could take over. I mean, yeah, it's definitely very, very popular on the /seriea/ discord. You've not seen this. Really? Really? I didn't know about this until my sister started talking about it. Yeah, this has been it's been blowing up on the forbidden site. People have been kind of hopping in. Um, but yeah, I'm really into it right now.

I don't know if Italo #7 has heard about this. Maybe he did because, you know, 3000 people popped into my chat to let me know he was playing it. The amount of people every second popping in letting me know that Italo #7 is playing tUmamusume: Pretty Derby is crazy fras

>>149703451
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

Just seen a positive rumor involving Nico Gonzales

https://youtu.be/cyyZKzpyQHU?si=6K5nE0gfU6sjwgGL
What a bvfalo viterbese, of course those amebe of Pirla and his abominable teammates let him down and poorfags were led to believe it was all his fault when he 100% carried muh (P)BBC defense
Also based GODnaldo

>>149703451
I will NOT download the horse girl game I will not sell my soul to cygames
>>149703588
Based MbS, I always knew it was aliens that killed Khashoggi

>>149699375
>João Nerves, Ruiz, Vitinha, Kvara
>mid
seething judentino

Insigne wants Lazio

>>149704550
not a single great player in there, you have to be brain damaged to think otherwise, may I remind you how it took one season for every not completely shit defense to figure out kvaradona here?

they want you to unironically think the Spanish koopmeiners is now the greatest midfielder around, that's how shit the quality is overall.

>>149704797
>you have to be brain damaged to think otherwise
You are talking to a Lazio fan so that could very well be the case

>Old School Rally

we're going home, bros...

>Galatasaray can buy Osimeme
>Juventus can't
That's it, I'm switching teams.. Forza Como!

playing Diablo 4 while listening to Meteora and Hybrid Theory yep that's the life

>signing a player entirely for his aura farming skills

Calciomusume where the Vlahovic horse kicks you when you ask it to track back

>Inter's Buchanan to join Sassuolo for €7-8 million
Ynr Buchanan

I'm more of a Mechanan kind of guy

>full price for a player coming from a broken fibula
Scamsuolo are really trying to secure safety from relegation in the first two weeks of calciomercato innit

really tired of these privileged Amercan and Canadian players getting a shot at big clubs just because of their nationality

they're all fucking shit

Ricardo rivers looks like the type of nibba that will put together a crew to rob the houses of his teammates while they are playing away

I rate Vitinha. I rate Mendes. I rate Neves. I always rated Mr Tim’s Naboletan talents Ruiz and Kvichasheklius.

Seeing that video title gives me hope that Mr. Elkann slashed the social media budget in order to get De Ligt back.

>>149696988 (OP)
Can anyone spoonfeed me next season's kit releases?

>Sporting CP has submitted a €20m offer to Juventus for Alberto Costa (@AlfredoPedulla)
Plusvalenzaaaaa

>>149709158
Sure, let's sell the only actual RB in the team so that >we'll have to sign two of them afterwards, great idea

>>149709172
I'm used to this club making stupid transfer decisions, at this point I'm just laughing at the news honestly
Being mad helps no one, and this shit is funny

>>149709172
Dodô to jJ

>>149709184
The only players able to play RB or at least WB in this team are Weah and Costa lmfao, both of them on the market but fucking Kostic might stay and there isn't even a single replacement for either of those in sight, how I keep supporting this club is a mystery
>>149709229
Let's buy Falcone too to complete the zoo defence

>Important news for the next Serie A season. The Federal Council meeting in Rome this morning has granted authorization to play Milan-Como, a match scheduled for the weekend of 7/8 February 2026 (as part of the 26th matchday of the championship, the fifth of the return leg), in Perth, Australia.

BUT WHY

>>149709238
There's also rumors of pushing Rugani out. If >we don't end up with a similar situation as last season where you'd want Rugani in your team because of injuries but he's loaned out for whatever reason I'll be surprised.

>>149709255
More dosh to enhance the iracy shield

>>149709255
OK they are clearly trying to fuck with allegro

>>149709255
>in Perth, Australia
/serieoceania/ when

>EXCL weston mckennie in talks to play moby dick the white whale in the new netflix adaptation of the classic Herman Melville novel

all in all, what could the attendance be for a Milan-Como match in Perth?
10k maybe?

Folks, it's rough out there. I have a new colleague that looks like a cross between Dua Lipa and Olivia Rodrigo with a little bit of Persian eyebrows sprinkled on top.

>>149709477
>Apparently, it was the government of Western Australia, the region where Perth is located, that requested a match
>cities from all around the world have applied to host serie ass games

without the Super League Serie A will not survive

>>149709560
Doubt it, we will be a second tier league but that's all

>>149709543
host a match in Warsaw and I VILL attend your game (unless it's inter)

this city needs to be carpet bombed

for me? it's Dualliste and Simon

>>149709601
if it is so small there is no need for the carpet, a handkerchief will do

>>149709601
why

>>149709601

>>149709693
stefanie staelens presence would be a sufficient reason..but mainly because

>“The talks with AC Milan are at a standstill. They know our point of view”.

>“We believe that Ardon's cycle has not yet been completed at Club. Today there is nothing on the table that can be an exception in our opinion”.

>“With all due respect to what is undeniably one of our best players, but you can't just walk out the door here”.

>“We are convinced that Ardon will make a top transfer, but only at a time when it is right for everyone and today that is not the case for us. We assume that he will stay”.

after a fucking 32+bonus offer mind you

>>149709601
Just wait till you have a gf. They love that place.

fucking Brugge

just found out Italy is likely to be in pot 4 for the World Cup because everyone who wins the UEFA play-off is automatically put in there regardless of FIFA ranking

1 serie a title please

perrone cacone

C-A-L-C-I-O, oh-oh
I am Calcio Bot
Calcio Bot
I am Calcio Bot
I am Calcio Bot
I am Calcio Bot
Calcio Bot
I am Calcio Bot
I am Calcio Bot

>>149710539
Ebin Dzeko :DDD

>>149709958
for the what?

>>149710083
don't you have to find homegrown players?

>>149710083
b-but where are my italianerinos? (spoiler: they are too shit to play)

>>149711288
>>149711325
como have emil audero

>>149711415
I keep forgetting he has indonesian roots 2bh

>>149711415
don't you have to field some as well?

Ederson to al hilal 95%…..

Have to hand it to them, white* Italians look so good in the Bologna kit

>>149711661
Marcus thuram is close as well

>>149711690
last time I've seen him he couldn't control a ball from a simple pass

I thought they were Normans?

Tudor wants xhaka

>>149711661
>>149711718
based arabs taking all the shitters from the league

>>149711718
thank you saudi arabia!!!

david to saudi arabia when?

>>149711661
lol without Sartori and Gasperini they'll be another Torino in 4 years

I wish I was in Saudi Arabia

just pay me to do any form of labour, really I mean I'll collect water bottles around the desert for some real Saudi money, man I need the money for sure

Rongier is the alternative
Bissouma and ndidi in case mckennie leaves (he’s close to leave)


Hancko close to juve

Yildiz and cambiaso have renewed their contracts till 2030 announcement next week


Sancho is 99% to juve here we sneed…?
Juve is between Caprile Falcone montipo as substitute

https://x.com/acmilan/status/1943325678331445605

I'll miss him

>>149711751
Norman is the actor behind the protagonist of the Death Stranding games

>>149711856
You now remember him being left on Read.

>>149711794
>>149711760
It’s all inzaghi
>>149711806
he’s a queer
>>149711837
just apply they worship europeans here two days ago I went to the supermarket and it was 90% europeans and most of them getting paid 200k and more a year for doing fuck all

>>149711441
he's already naturalized lel

>>149711885
jesus christ its over

>>149711885
one of my eyes is a little green, can I convert this into money if I come to Riyadh

what could I charge for Arabs to have a look at me, a fine European specimen

>>149711905
Yeah I just checked that he debuted last month for your NT. I completely missed that one too.
Do you even have any actual good players in the NT or is he treated there like a big star? Not trying to be rude or anything, just wondering

>>149711967
Venezia videos are usually full of comments in their funny alphabet glazing Idzes

>>149712004
I don't really recall him much from the matches that I've seen last season. Is he at least solid? I mean, he's playing in Serie A, he can't be that b-
>Karol Linetty
nevermind

Wladimiro Falcone

>>149711949
you just have to be white

The guy in charge of the Jj grills always looks so jolly, what a life.

>>149712162
why ajax keep lurking here?

>>149712187
What do you mean?

>>149712015
think he could eventually become a solid Bologna or Viola starter

>>149712191
scouts visited 5 cities looking for talents and ready to sign 2-3 saudi players

>>149712218
Maybe something similar to what FC Twente had? Some kind of partnership with the Saudi league/FA to try and develop talents?

I haven't seen anything about it in the Ajax news here.

>>149712218
>sell them back to saudilandia in a few years for gigamoney

>Osimhen to Galatasaray, negotiations stalled. There are no bank guarantees.

Turks trying to scam Neapolitans lmao

>>149712247
kek thats smart al nassr offered 25 million to sign saud when roma bought him for 4 million only but the pif refused since he can only returns for al hilal

>>149712282
It's the history of the mediterranean

>>149712240
Idk this one is different from fc twente since there’s no partnership >>149712282

Alex Sandro lasted more time in Europe than Theo Merdandez

>>149699315
i noticed at the Under 21 Euros, the England team of under-21s was 10 whites and one mixed race player. maybe the clubs have decided the mixed-race and african-english experiment produced decent players but not decent men and they'll go back to english lads whose parents taught them right from wrong'un.

>>149711744
immobile by name, immobile by nature

Edit idea train for Dusan

/lit/ idea : Huis-Clos but the characters are Motta, Koopmeiners and Zingaro

>>149712417

>Photographer Valerio Minato reports having been threatened: "They wrote to me, 'See you at your funeral.'" He's the author of breathtaking landscape shots published by NASA. Flat-Earthers are being investigated.

Real lost 4-0. They conceded 4 goals to PSG.
4, not 5.
5, without scoring any, 5, only one team has conceded, and not during a summer friendly, but during the Champions League Final.

thursday evening plans??

i was so worried about my steak

glad he is staying big potential

>>149712587
Few beers and a film

>>149712587
Going to start Cyberpunk 2077, watch the State of Yotei and buy a laptop.

>>149712587
Tekken ranked and DS2

Happy 30th anniversary of absolutely nothing happening in Srebrenica!

nothing unlawful*

Magic Calcio
Magic Calcio
Have fun with Eni every day
Have fun with Eni every day

>>149712735

the day when the world witnessed the incredible dutch bravehearts

>>149712382
'ate blacks
simple as

>Barcelona returns to Camp Nou on August 10 for the Gamper Trophy against Como

>>149712587
day off 2morrow so just leisure

at least Tanzi and Cragnotti had that Je ne sais quoi typical of the 90s scandals, wtf does Como have? Can the two billionaire brothers be arrested for financing Islamic terrorism in the Malacca strait or something like that?

>>149712587
wait for friday

>>149713075
they profited from people smoking, and judging by your reply in Italy they will do exactly the same

Je ne sais KWAB

>Agent Of Inter Milan Captain Lautaro Martinez Clears Up Calhanoglu Spat: ‘These Things Happen On The Pitch’

just a bit of banter h-heh. no grisi here

Post transfer rumours HERE

Yu gio oh

>>149713397
Squid game character?

who will win next seasons kurp trophy?

>>149713360
How lovely, the White Mill family is back happily ever after
Now everyone can go together to pick up il dimash and turn it back towards the ball

>>149713393
Carlo Cornetto to SSC Gio confirmed

>Legia conceding to the Kazakhs but it was disallowed after a very tight offside
fucking kek

>Milan to focus on Brown for left-back role

not a suprise

Tolu Arokodare, welcome to bbilan best features and bars

>>149714354
lel
he’s pretty decent though if it’s the one from frankfurt

The ‘Online Migration’ option is now visible on the Rockstar Support website for Red Dead Online.

This generally exists for issue related to transferring your online account from previous gen to current gen and could be the same coming for Red dead online for current gen consoles.

GTA 5 had the same option when Expanded and Enhanced released.

Arek Milik has had more hair colours (2) since June 2024 than minutes played for Juventus (0).

Ronaldo will miss 25% of his games this season he will focus more on his management role as he owns 15% of al nassr. After he retires he will purchase a club from either Serie A or La liga.


Options are: Valencia or Genoa

>>149714839
please buy nico gonzalez

Freckle's

This game is quite entertaining

Goal from Albanoswiss sister (where is he actually, haven’t seen him post in a while)

>>149715124
idf called him up

Is Milan buys Arokodare they win 38/38 serie ass matches 1-0 with him scoring every goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgM6poO2JmY
-4 minutes

Grimolli, other than Ghost of Yotei's Collectiors Edition, are we buying someone?

>>149715124
He quite literally stopped posting when the Mossad HQ got hit lel

>>149715124
The coop manager finally had enough of his shoplifting and finally called the police

>>149715245
if you paint something on a carpet that you nail to a wall, does it become a painting or a tapestry?

>>149715299
you think this bitch was all weaving?

Ludo

>>149715351
Good news, the Bayeux Tapestry is coming to English shores once again! So now you don't have to Go To France™ to see it in all it's splendour.

Tre Fiori from San Marino secures a European victory against the Armenian Pyunik Yerevan.

In 2022/23, the team from the tiny state even won twice (against the Luxembourgish Fola Esch) before being eliminated by the Faroese B36.

>>149715483
In a land steeped in the echoes of unplayables and the whispers of ancient spirits, a wandering ronin roams the rugged landscapes of Japan, burdened by a relentless fever that saps his strength and clouds his mind. Haunted by the memories of his fallen centrebacks and the devastation wrought by Zingaros, he seeks a legendary cure rumored to lie atop the sacred mountains of Kita. As he traverses the diverse terrains—from the serene cherry blossom groves to the treacherous snow-capped peaks—he encounters both allies and adversaries, each with their own motives and stories. Along the way, he grapples with his past, the weight of the black and white shirt, and the essence of his identity, ultimately discovering that the true remedy may not be a physical cure, but a path to redemption and peace within himself.

The Ghost of Mercato [insert Cobolli diving in a hot spring here]

knocked conceicao price down by 5m award

Dick? Extends.

>ynr Rudiger to Jj
>ynr Van Persie to Jj
>ynr Draxler to Jj
>ynr Haaland to Jj
>ynr Dzeko to Jj
>ynr Suarez to Jj
>ynr Aguero to Jj
>ynr Milinkovic Savic to Jj
>ynr Felipe Anderson to Jj
>ynr Berbatov to Jj

Diego luna to jJ

Day 2 of riccio watch. The wee fella is running about the garden, I could hear two of them but only saw one.

costa's actually gone lmao

I don't think he was anywhere close to the hype some people were giving him but it's only for around 20m which is 5m more than >we bought him for

>>149715777
Who even reported that, I didn't read shit about this

>>149715787
De Moeras 17 minutes ago

>>149715787
schira and the marzipan

>>149715777
grimothy is staying isnt he

>>149715838
no because Tudor doesn't want or rate him at all , he'll probably just end up at Marseille, so the starting RB is Muttuidi

>>149715850
I am gonna go on a killing spree at the Continassa

>>149715685
you forgot Juvetić

>>149715858
Comolli stacking money to sign no one, the huezilian they were monitoring(tm) is off to Roma anyways. Cambiaso does not give a single fuck either btw and people are in for a rude awakening when he's crap the whole season

>>149715850
>no because Tudor doesn't want or rate him at all
based
>so the starting RB is Muttuidi
grim

The starting wingbacks are going to be Kostic and Cambiaso

>>149715901
this is going to become a Como general instead of Jj general by next year

Any good mercato rumor? You're free to make some up if you need I just want delusionfuel

>>149716040
Anything that has Jj finally becoming good again as an outcome

>>149716040
good player to jj
copomeini to saudi arabia for obscene amounts of money
+10 to jjust for cool bookkeeping tricks

>>149716040
>For the Juventus defence, one name has emerged in recent days: Mario Gila of Lazio, the club sees him as the ideal candidate for a Back 3 alongside Bremer and Aymeric #Laporte. Lotito may be forced to sell to avoid financial penalties, offering an important opening for the Bianconeri, though many clubs from the premier league are tracking the player. [Fabio Fica]
>For #Lookman, only Juve! The Nigerian international, set to leave for a price in the range of €50m has become a #Hot name in Turin following difficulties with the Sancho transfer, the player only wants to play for the black-and-white club and has rejected offers from elsewhere. [Massimo di Culo]
>RAID ON MUNICH: Recent reports out of Germany indicate a possible operation to hijack FC Bayern’s deal for Nick Woltemade of #Stoccarda, due to concerns over salary. This ambitious maneuver may explain the radio silence of the club in recent weeks [Concetta della Sborra]


here you go fra I enjoyed writing them

>starting Gasperini preseason with exactly 0 new signings unless they manage to get whatever is left of Ferguson
I had hopes for this season until Ghisolfi was sacked for Massara. Good to know they're already dead.

>>149716040
gallo -> bbilan

>Kostic / Rouhi on the left
>Cambiaso / Muttuidi on the right
is this what nightmares are made of

>>149716289
who am I to disagree

>quick plusvalenza on Costa to get a whooping total of 20 milly (8 milly profit)
can't even find a proper pepe for this feel

>Cambiaso on the right

>>149699375
It’s looking very grim. I might become one of those guys that just tunes in for world cups and call it a day.

>>149716404
I genuinely don't understand, this club is a gigantic meme, selling all the players with even the slightest potential only to be left with the shitters that no one wants and have to terminate their contracts

Dubs and I commit an act of antisemitism

Well that was all Dollman's kurp tf

I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE

aaaaAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH

>>149719832
Thay wull be meltin in th' streets o' glescae

>Fenerbahce reaches agreement with Gent for AC Milan target Archie Brown
>Getting outbid by the Turks

>Juventus are beating the competition for youngsters: they've signed Ismaele Matteo Okoumassoun, the defender born in 2011

I will never get used to these second generation footballers

Ismaele Matteo Paulmasson

>>149720260
That's cool, how about buying players for the first squad now

>According to Alessandro Giudice of Corriere dello Sport, along the lines of what has already happened in France, there are possibilities for a down-scaling of the contract between Dazn and Serie A. From 900 million per year to 700, due to the collapse in ratings and reduced number of subscribers.
Ed è subito Czyborra

tfw the darien scheme comes to Glasgow

Darien Comolli

>>149720154
Superb effort sir

Biggest music festival in Scotland starts today, it’s held in the middle of the city and it attracts feral yoots and bams from across the country. With the mixture of heat and drugs Glasgow green is going to end up looking like the Somme by Sunday night.

>>149716751
>selling all the players with even the slightest potential
They're the only ones you can get actual offers for. I honestly kind of expect Cambiaso/Thuram/Yildiz to leave this summer because of how much Grimtololo spent last year so we need to "even it out" to not get fucked by ffp

>>149720661
How's that a bad thing though? More money, better chances to rebuild. None of the players mentioned are good enough to single-handedly save the club, if the money from their sales can help rebuild a good squad it's better to sell them.

>>149720689
It's a bad thing because looking at how Juventus does transfers, the money from for example Cambiaso would be used on some overpriced shitters who would be no better than any of the players listed.

>Yildiz to Barca rumors
he's gone lol

>>149712735
I need a Baja Mali Knindza koncert at this date

>Fiorentina, Arab temptation for Kean: Al Hilal offers €20 million a year

The NT is so finished it's not even funny kek

>rumors say Costa is to be sold so Juve can buy Conceicao
kek
KEK

>>149720836
Good deal but it's obviously not enough

>>149720764
scamacca lucca redemption arc incoming

>>149720962
I do rate Lucca.
>>149720957
Good deal for Porto maybe

>>149720973
25m for Conceicao is a good deal, it's either him or Sneedcho

>>149720983
>25m for Conceicao is a good deal
Is it really? I know, Sneedcho is more expensive and hasn't had a good full season in 5 years, but Conceicao is pretty much Krasic tier and defenders already learned his tricks so he'll be way less useful in general.

>>149720998
Conceicao's weaknesses can be worked on (not by Tudor who is a bad coach), Sneedcho is an expensive ticking bomb.

>>149721014
With that I can't really argue though I don't think Conceicao has much left in development. If >we buy him, I just hope you're right.

>>149720983
>it's either him or Sneedcho
love it here

>>149721146
maybe we'll get Adeyemi instead
haha...

>>149720712
not a big loss for Juve

I have to say I miss the JFMSU edits on literally anything and everything

>>149721264
it was a simpler time, who knew society and jj would become what it did

>>149721408
It's a shame, no one feels like making interesting OC. No longlasting memes too. Hell, I used to have a big ass folder of Lebron edits too.
At least I still see loss posted from time to time in random places.

>PSV paying 16M for Bommel-chan
yikes

>>149704797
Pitiful attempt at baiting, have a (You)

Technique wise, we're living the worst era of Serie A post-calciopoli

>>149721460
t. Terri Schiavo

>Como spent 112 million in 11 days

>>149721580
A Nabule that sabotaged itself as much as possible won the scudetto last season, Inter just lost 5-0 to PSG in the CL final, Inzaghi went to the Arabs, the only actually good player in the NT is Donnarumma, Italy isn't even in the top 10 of FIFA"s world rankings anymore and likely won't go to the WC, the same managers keep getting the jobs over and over in the league, and I could go on.
Italian footie as a whole is looking fucked, very grim period for calcio and it's likely not ending any soon.

/seriea/ scientists have recently reached the conclusion that we are in FACT living in a simulation (negative) and the main purpose of said simulation is to find out which is the best calcio tiktok

>Napoli who won the Scudetto with the addition of Beukema, De Bruyne, Nunez, Lang and Lookman
How exactly do we stop them?

>>149722152
I am very scared about the idea that we may be entering into a phase of dominance by Nabule

>>149722182
Nah ADL loves a good boom and bust cycle. If they win the league on 100 points he’ll think he can get away with Pawel Dawidowicz being the sole signing of the summer 2026 mercato and then Gonde will ragequit

>>149722152
>decent CB
>finished midfielder
>shit striker
>good but dutch weirdo
>atalantabominio

>>149722244
I really don't know man, they replaced Kvara with motherfucking Okafor in the winter and still won the league, and there's no one even half decent enough to try and stop them it seems.

>François Modesto
who

kys Grimesto

Yeah he's definitely gonna suck ass

>>149722519
>that hairline cope
:skull:

This thread is moving so fast that nobody will notice me saying I haven’t in fact sucked any ass for all of 2025.

I can't believe Fiorentina just earned 4.5 million Euros for doing nothing

it isn't fair

>>149722519
Locatellibros... we have a greasy contender now...

>>149722519
looks like a consigliere

calcio/biz/idea change the name of nico gonzalez to mirko gonzalevic

>>149723004
make him a midfielder and the price skyrockets to 50 milly instantly

>>149723004
calciobiz idea: sell nico gonzalez to inter for cheap

>>149723112
Yildiz for Asslani and money as anticipated here weeks ago

This kills the Belgio

Juvenegrus Torino FC

>Modesto is a Beppe Riso inside agent
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do NOT look up the badge of Finland's Tampere Ilves calciø team

>>149723367
I managed them in FM for almost 10 seasons brother, picked them on the badge alone

>Roma
>Milan
>Inter
>Atalanta
>now Juve
De Laurentiis and Lotito are the last strongholds against the Rice uprising

>>149722152
you let Conte do his thing with European football in between

They really let Shomurodov go?
Fucking retards

/v/ idea: Calciohammer 40,000: Direttore Sportivo

A role-playing game set in the grimdark universe of Itay's Serie A, where players assume the role of a Technical Director, a powerful individual granted a mandate by the club's owners to explore, trade, and conquer in the far reaches of Italian football. The game involves character creation, allowing players to choose backgrounds, skills, and traits that influence their abilities and interactions. As they navigate uncharted scouting territories, players establish plusvalenza routes and encounter various factions, balkan species, and ancient analytical technologies, facing challenges from hostile agents and rival directors. The narrative emphasizes moral ambiguity, presenting players with complex ethical dilemmas that affect relationships and the overall story. Ultimately, players build their squads, gaining influence and power within the world of Calcio, with their choices leading to fame, infamy, or downfall in a hostile league filled with intrigue and danger.

But who are the orks in calciohammer 40,000?

>>149723850
Big guai if you say it out loud

What about Necrons

Necropolitans

a redbirdian juventus awaits

calcio?

>Real Betis has reportedly begun negotiations with Hellas Verona for the purchase of Daniele Ghilardi, a 2003-born center back. The offer is reportedly around €9 million.

Have they ever seen him play?

I'll calcium you in your beryllium

anything below the po river is terronia

>>149724447
the 50s called Ambrogio Esposito

>>149723598
rice?

first modesto signing??? lorenzo pirola for 20 millionairios

>>149724447
Ah yes! The beautiful whiteness of Padania!

Let's be honest, if you start to get south of Strasbourg, skin-colour starts to get problematic real quick.

Fun geographic fact: Duinkerken is more northern than Maastricht.

Who the hell is this Modesto? Weah replacement? Or Nico's?

>Inter and Club Brugge have reached a basic agreement for the transfer of young Nerazzurri midfielder Aleksandar Stankovic. According to initial reports, the deal is expected to close for €8 million plus €2 million in bonuses, but Inter has included a €28 million buyback clause.
literally who

Where are the signing grimdesto

Who will be the one to post the first Modesto edit? My money is on Italo #3.

Merdesto

>>149725086
modesto will only make modest signings

>Scottish footballer
>first name Scott

why does this keep happening

Beam me up Scotty

Italo McTommaso

>Massara keeping his hand above the table
no celebratory handjob for Roma players it seems

For me, it's Shitalian Lil Baldie

>>149725086
Here comes Frattesi

Bamballi IN

Gimme
Gimme
Gimme
A Calcio after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase this boredom away?

Reeeeeeeee
The little lightning bug died in the rop left corner of my screen. I knew I should have bought an OLED instead of an LCD where there is space between the backlight and pixels :skull:

Boastful where are the wingback replacements

>if Israel is disqualified, Italy and Germany threaten to withdraw from Eurovision Song Contest
lole
this is related to calcio because Uruguayan GK Franco Israel Wibmer played in the Juventus youth teams

we must give our lives and wealth so Israel can genocide people then settle in their lands

>>149725868
I mean they did rig it.

>>149725868
>that sponsor
They ain't disqualifying anybody lol

>sell stankovic jr for 8 m
>buyback is 28 m

really gets my noggin joggin

>>149726251
>sell stankovic jr for 8 m
fake plusvalenza, what did he do to deserve such a valuation?

>>149726288
>ynr Zinho Vanheusden
Still under contract at Inter btw

>>149726288
i remember he had a blooter shot. did well in some meme league last seson.

>>149726353
belgios are on the fraud list after that player.

>>149726251
is that what clubs will do now to avoid their boards having to enter plea bargains?

Dexter: Resurrection 'views are up

>>149726622
It's not dogshit r-right, there's no way they failed again

I never watched anything Dexter
I did play and plat Daxter though

good evening fras

we hebben een serieus probleem

>>149726813
wat is dat?

>>149726826
hitler dood

>>149726835
nee! alles behalve dat!

>>149726747
Twee grizzlies, bami, pikanto, twee jos brinkies, een sitostick, broodje warm vlees en een viandel, grote portie kipnuggets en twee broodjes bakpao

>>149726918
now that was a world cup squad capable of fighting for the title

————-Giménez
Leao —— Pullisic — Jimenez
——Jashari ——- Ricci
???— Pavlovic — Gabbia —- ???
—————Maignan

>>149727030
>that will be Vesuvio's main contender next season
grim

>>149727030
Bbilan and letting goalkeepers run down their contract, name a more iconic duo

>>149722519
Pepe le pew vibes

>>149727030
nah they are going for a 4-3-3, leftback will probably be this brown guy, rightback jimenez, starter defense with gabbia and pavlovic is tragic but it seems tomori and thiaw want to stay..

>>149727030
>GODbega disrespect
I hope he leaves bbilan

>>149726747
Holy early 2010s late 00s memes
Take me back

>>149727030
>a fucking Mexican
>a GK who wants out
>creatura americana
>literal who midfield
>literal who defenders
What could go right?

FFFFFRRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKA

WATAYA:
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>READAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

>PLAYAN
Dead Space Remake
>WATCHAN
New season of Foundation
>LISTENAN
Death Stranding 1 OST
>EATAN
Penne arrabbiata
>DRINKAN
Homemade lemonade
>READAN
The Hollow Mountain - Chris Wraight
>FAPPAN
Random doujins
>FEELAN
Pretty good. It feels like it's been a fast week for some reason.

>Palace in the conference meme instead of Nottingham
viola bros...

>>149727674
>PLAYAN
Avernum: Escape from the Pit & Monster Sanctuary
>WATCHAN
Serie A 1997/98 best goals
>LISTENAN
Snoop Dogg - Who am I
>EATAN
Gonna eat penne rigate for dinner
>DRINKAN
Water
>READAN
Nothing
>FAPPAN
Nope
>FEELAN
Bit tired, got one last uni exam for the year then I can enjoy summer

>>149727030
Allegrified Bartesaghi and Allegrified Terracciano

Sirs >we qualified for the cricket world cup

>>149727674
>PLAYAN
Still just playing FM24 and Infinity Nikki (for the wife)
I did buy Horizon Forbidden West during the Steam sale but have yet to touch it.
>WATCHAN
Golden Age and YouTube mostly. There's not that much time to do anything with a kid around. Foundation is almost here too. We need to catch up with The Bear too.
>LISTENAN
I don't.
>EATAN
Whatever freezer meals the wife still has, or still from Too Good to Go.
>DRINKAN
Water and coffee.
>READAN
Mostly reading kids books to our baby. Dikkie Dik of course. If you know you know.
>FAPPAN
No.
>FEELAN
It's been weird not working for so long and still getting 3500 EUR on my bank account every month.
I am a little worried about work wanting me back at the office as well soon, but we'll see what happens. I don't want to go back to my wagie cagey.
I am happy with all the home improvement project I've gotten done around here though.

Wew, for a moment I thought it was the based Duccio that played Infiniti Nikki (pornstar name)

Why would anyone play bloathammer 40K when you could just play kill team

>>149727674
>>PLAYAN
disco elysium
>>WATCHAN
curb your enthusiasm
>>LISTENAN
modest mouse - the lonesome crowded west
>>EATAN
pizza
>>DRINKAN
coke
>>READAN
bright lights big city - jay mcinerney
>>FAPPAN
some OF leak from some whores I follow on instagram
>>FEELAN
bleak, hopeless, in a fugue

ANDIAMO ALLA FINALE DI WIMBLEDON BEPPE

>>149728710
For me, it's loving the setting, enjoying reading/playing the stories that take place in it, and enjoying the hits of dopamine that come from autistically painting the figurines.

You wouldn't catch me dead anywhere near the spawn of Nurgle that actually play the tabletop game.

tfw rogue trader got another season pass with more dlcs on the way so I gotta wait at least one more year before playing it

>>149728461
This is Duccio #3
>>149727674
This is an unidentified Duccio

any calcio going on? womyn daycare doesn't apply

>>149728358
Warm up for me, Terracciano

BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKING

>olympiacos fc close to finalizing a deal with diminutive midfielder, who signed at the recent euro u21 tournament, Diogo nascimento! the talented carillero who has been dubbed the next joao neves(even though he is 3 years older than him)is expected in athens at around 2 am on saturday

We qualified for the World Cup! The World Cup of.. cricket!?

Italy is a curling and cricket country

That's what kids play in the streets nowadays, cricket

are you guys overrun by indians already?

>>149729426
eh...

>>149729495
Way more pure-blooded italians than I expected tbqh

what italian footballer is this?

>>149729495
What's the name of the best food delivery driver in India?
Jaspreet

Did somebody say Thuizbezorgd?

>>149729573
never forget

>>149729426
at dinner we see the news about the plane crash caused by neglicenge and I brought up the topic on how indians are now mocked on the internet and that musk,microsoft ecc.. want to flood the US with them. My dad works with a team of indians remotely and he admires them and was surprised by the amount of tech people they have. In my life I only met 3 indians at school: one was a 2 mt tall intellectual chad currently in england and touring europe with an english blonde bombeshell. A small maybe high caste kid with long hair. A hot girl with dark skin in highschool

there's a jeet in my /seriea/?

>>149729663
Danejeet has been here a while frabotta

>>149729663
Yeah, I've always suspected about one of the duccios popping up here from time to time and trying to blend in (indonesia still counts as india in my book)

>brown to fehnerbache

It's incredible how one year without champions league football makes you look like the lowest of the low. It's amazing how napoli convinced mctominay to go there

>>149729633
here indians have jewelry stores and electronics so they have some level of education and manners, the ones I have met I cannot talk shit about them

>>149729677
was the Peruvian or something?

wasn't he*

>>149729704
I'm by no means an expert in posting-style-analysis, but if you take outer-/sp/ into account then the PSV schizo does indeed sip on the sumatran brew if you catch my drift.

fras... I'm getting the league of legends bug again...

so it's not clear whether or not charlie brown will join milan or not but someone that almost prefers turkey is a big question mark in terms of ambition

>>149729802

>>149729802
play FM like a man

>Furthermore, as the report continues, Vlahovic’s entourage is ready to ask for a whopping commission of €15-18m (!) from whichever club wants to sign the striker on a ‘free’ transfer.
Talk about greed. The gypsy entourage is yoinking every penny kek.

No, I will not pronounce Modesto with THAT accent

This "Athenea" girl that scored against Italy really has a godlike brapper fras

long legs with a petite ass > fat ass with short stumps

>>149729867
Update: fenher and Milan both sent private jets for the player holy kek

Jawuhl mein Fenher

>women's calcio teams are still made up of 8 ugly ones, 2 average ones and the pretty one
I see it hasn't changed much

They have killed the spider man, we don't even know the why
He must have done something wrong to some coffee industry

Which one is the pretty one

9 is a gobbo btw

>>149730845
number 11 is the best bet with the right angles and make up

>>149730845
#12 a cute

>>149699739
Patrician take as usual by Duccio. This is why serie C and serie B are enjoyable. Primavera league is the absolute best, and dont get me started with serie D.

>>149730911
W-what about serie E?

or Serie X

>>149730946
You mean Eccellenza? Even cooler
https://www.lasicilia.it/ragusa/vittoria-violenti-scontri-tra-la-locale-tifoseria-e-quella-del-milazzo-video-2331559/

>'Juventus are betting on Argentine defender Valentín Gómez'
Juventus have become concrete for Valentín Gómez. The club have now made the 22-year-old defender from CA Vélez Sarsfield a personal offer and are preparing an official bid in the background. This reports an insider on X.

Gómez is a left-footed centre-back and is considered one of the most talented players in the Argentine league. The defender is due to transfer from Vélez Sarsfield, the club where he has been active since youth. Talks between Juventus and Gómez's management have been going on for some time and now seem to be entering a decisive phase.

>Bid in preparation
Juventus are currently working on a bid towards Vélez Sarsfield to finalise Gómez's transfer. The Argentine should strengthen the squad at the Allianz Stadium in the position of left central defender and has an estimated market value of 10 million euros. His contract runs until mid-2026.

>Comolli is so pressed for money because of Zingaro’s shenanigans he’s now personally scouting the slums of Buenos Aires looking for a new central defender.
Smart.

>>149731024
Lmaooo modesto already got the mendes list....the next target will be milenkovic or someone like that from forest or someone from forest bookmark this

>both milan and fenerbahce sent private jets to bruxelles to kidnap archie brown

what part of Rome are you from lads?

>>149731135
Pietralata

Dubs and tonight I dream about Florence Pugh sitting that juicy butt straight onto my face

>>149731122
can someone do a photoshop with tare as bane on the plane scene

>>149727674
>PLAYAN
Recently? NBA2k25, free from PS Store
>WATCHAN
I watched Department Q on sneedflix. Pretty good. Reminder to support the Scottish TV industry.
>LISTENAN
Her - The American Dawn
>EATAN
Mo I mangiad a veggie burger and chips from Abdul’s
>DRINKAN
Beer
>READAN
Can’t find the strength to read anything after last semester
>FAPPAN
Imnotanna lifelong
>FEELAN
Incredibly warm. My house is like an oven, no restbite. Going on holiday to the shitalia next week, looking forward to it. I WILL hunt down the poorfag poster, no matter what it takes

Me? A supporter of the Scottish and English TV industry.

Big sexo with the shrink

>>149731723
I would the ginger

>>149727674
>PLAYAN
Star Ocean 2 Remake and the Silver Case
>WATCHAN
Trying to finish Severance S2 but no motivation, might start Patlabor
>LISTENAN
Los Thuthunaka - s/t
>EATAN
Rotisserie chicken the saving grace of all men who can’t be arsed to cook
>DRINKAN
H2O
>READAN
/seriea/posts
>FAPPAN
Taking the Comolli approach
>FEELAN
Tired but better than I did a week ago

No... not another Brazilian...

Hello frens, we cordially invite you to join us in /hoc/ tonight. We hope to see you there!
>>149734630

>velez sarsfield
Enjoy your bird flu I guess

anyone selling good players

ausfra...

We live in a world where they are asking 40 million for Lucca

motherfuckers who don't eat the whole apple... no words for them...

That Gyokeres fella's a bit unhinged ngl

Despite new links with Italian clubs, Karim Adeyemi now plans to stay at Borussia Dortmund.

He’s happy at the club and no talks over move took place this summer so far.

Andre of Wolverhampton has a nice ring to it until you realize he's *razilian

>Milano, hundreds of ultras "rejected" by AC Milan and Inter: the clubs are rejecting season ticket requests from "unwelcome fans."
Terroni BTFO

Ultras are norf gods, it's the casual fan who is a terrone

>>149739062
was it racism?

Give it straight to me doc, has Berardi departed?

>>149739423
Mike from Breaking Bad looking fresh

>>149739423
he's bald

>>149739542
Union St. Gillioise thoughts?

>>149739708
Only club from Brussels I like

Sborrossells

I wouldn't go to Brussel

>>149739797
always knew griezmann was a nonce

If it was the club twinkazzo supported, it would be called Atlantic Union Saint-Shilloise

There's me, twinkazzo and germanon playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure in NATO HQ's lobby in Brussels

Should I reinstall BF1or BF4?

I unironically set my VPN to Brussel and made an Union St. Gillioise account. NATO has never felt this close.

>Striker Marcus Thuram could still make a shock departure from Inter Milan before the end of the summer transfer window.

my biggest hopium

>>149739997
And who would ever pay 80m for him?

>>149740015
saudi nibbas. id event take 60

>>149740015
Tomorrow Gazzetta will publish a comic strip with the solution for all sfinterfags

>>149740025
And why would he accept to end his career in oil clubs?

>>149739911
should install a GF lmao

>>149740040
he black. play a year or two and come back to europe

>>149740075
Yeah you're delusional lol

>>149740040
why not? it's easy money

>>149740092
Not everyone is a dirty pole who only cares about money, a saudi move would be a career suicide especially for a 28yo striker

midfield theory: hakan is more of a hybrid than a playmaker. so selling asllani who is a playmaker makes sense. since frattesi is super important for chivu. frattesi is no where near a playmaker. so hakan is more suiter than asllani.

that seems to be the thing. i like watching asllani very much

>>149740102
reteguy is younger and went.

>>149740102
You're acting as if most football players aren't 80iq retards who only care about money
Players have a longer date of usefulness now than they did 15-20 years ago so even if he goes to saudis for 2 years, comes back as a 29/30y/o, he'll earn more than throughout the rest of his career and he can still come back to yurop to finish his career

Besides, you're really telling me you'd reject an offer to earn for example 20 million a year when you're currently earning not even half of that?

>>149739997
Who would we play in his place? Pio Esposito?

>>149740130
Because Retegui was the top scorer of Serie A and as you said is younger and doesn't care about winning trophies
>>149740133
not reading that slavic papirozzo sorry

>>149740025
I'm fairly sure that he's been ass this season, dunno if the Arabs would wanna pay that much for him when dudes like Kean are still out there

ah well I responded to the schizo, my bad

>just sell him to arabs lmao
do arabs want him? Does the player want to leave for a saudi club? Does the club want to sell said player?
Ask yourself these simple questions and you will understand

>Archie Brown: "The deal with Milan was practically done. I was ready to leave. But then, during the night, I received a call from the president of Fenerbahçe. Everything changed. The passion he showed, his vision... made the decision easy. I knew I had to come to Fener."

Epic Games Store >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Steam

Apparently (this is just a baseless rumor) the Tognozzi to Arsenal deal is off because of some VERY racist tweets from ages ago

>>149740301
Overpoliticisation will be Eplel's downfall

>>149740301
i recently thought about linking my x profile on linkedin and deleted any possible political tweet

>>149740301
>One month ago Gonde, Pintus and Tognozzi were all going to return to the club
>Present day the club has no sporting director and as many first team signings as Acerbi has testicles

>>149740301
What did he mean by that

>>149740049
unironically why? when I feel the need for a gf I just masturbate and afterwards I'm at peace again and happy to be able to use my time for my hobbies and interests rather than to cater to some boring woman just for the sake of using her to make me cum instead

but do you cum on your pc cables

Cumming on your pc calcio's

>>149740139
bonny , pio and some cheap alternative to taremi

Tariffs are up (again (for who knows how long/short))

Shooting cables

sons of bitches (updated list)
>habitants of bruges
>management of bruges calcio
>stefanie staelens
>charlie brown
>charlie's brown's agents
>malick thiaw
>mourinho
>fenerbache's passionate president

who else?

>>149740579
Camerda's barber

>>149740579
jerry cardioanale for turning the club into a upper table yo-yo?

>>149740579
Kranko Krankzalez

>nooo how dare these people/clubs not bow to the almighty bbilan?! Don't they know we won a gorillion CLs thanks to Berlusconi's financial doping?!?!? They better not fuck with us casciavit or we will sabotage their pipelines!!

>>149740612
tare will activate his albanian connections in belgium and leave a bomb in front of that club, yes

going grocery shopping, what's some /seriea/ approved snacks I can get for a change? either savory or sweet works

>>149740635
nippons

>albanian connections in belgium

>>149740635
Kroepoek/Krupuk

>>149740102
it's more money than you can even visualize lol

I would literally lick and suck the balls of a sheikh everyday and let him shit on me for a fraction of what retegui is going to make btw

asslani goes to /bet/is and becomes villareal riquelme, nico gonzalez goes to printer (on loan) and continues sucking ass
t.rain station junkie

>BREAKING: Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified.
Uhhhhh, Elkannbros?

Dubs and I commit an act of antisemitism

>>149740853
>>149740853
>>149740853
>>149740853
>>149740853

mmmmm is italo #47 OK?