Ben askren edition
Everyone pray for ben askren
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>>149689508
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL5oUV_R9_S/?igsh=NDJ4dTlzZ25zdDEw
Ben Askren deserves a really sloppy blow job
>>149702849You have a mouthโฆ..
>>149702770 (OP)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vFvb2HeB5g0&pp=ygUaaGVsbG8gZnJvbSB0aGUgYXNrcmVuIHNpZGU%3D
>>149702770 (OP)Gunnar Nelson vs Prime Ben Askren, who wins?
Do Russian girls not wear panties?
>>149702861Topuria makes me proud of my arabic roots, being a brown man in america has never felt so good.
>>149702880only when facing El Matador
>>149702880He was a pedophile, ilia Topuria?
>>149702880Shes not Russian, I shes Spanish (not racially) but raised in Spain
i rewatched gamrot vs arman recently and gamrot won quite incontrovertibly. the only people upset by this are those that havenโt watched it since it happened
>>149702770 (OP)I've had just about enough of your early thread making bullshit. Imma go schaub on this general in a minute.
>>149702902how is it possible to have that piece on you and think โyeah iโm fershure a womanโ
>>149702909It can justifiably be scored either way. Same as fights like Gane vs Volkov and OโMalley vs Yan which people had giant meltdowns over
>Gamrot
yep that's all I need to know
>>149702935jorge masvidal new this
Can't heem me if I sleem everyone, even myself, first. And that's just facts.
>>149702902Is it just a 4chan thing or are trannies generally packing?
>>149702954Me and my gf were both 7โ last time we measured
>>149702940Way down your throat, as far as it will go, but even FARTHER!!!
>>149702800kinda looks like Cory Sandhagen now
Id zeem everyone in this thread
Gamrot, let the seethe commence.
>paddy the pimblett
>gamrot the gamer
>arman the armenian
who writes this shit
>>149703040>GamrotWords of power
>>149703069Dariush has NUCLEAR power and Gamrot ate that like a plate of pierogi
>>149703079Darius couldn't heem his way into a paper bag
>>149703055GGamrot looks good in pictures but in fights he looks all skinny and gangly
>>149703092He KO'd James Vick. All time win
How do we train Billie to take Kayla's belt?
>>149702800Ben askren had a bong hit transplant?
Big Money Mateusz got you searching for those grapes.
>>149703105She'd have to cut at least 85 pounds
Where was dan hardy to demand this fight be stopped?
>>149703133We don't watch that crap here
>>149703105Jarvis, start generating the diagrams and modules for simulations. Turn off pain inhibitors as a factor.
>*cracks knuckles*Let's get to work
>>149702902sauce me up nigga
caio borralho's silence tells all
I knew GAYrot was a nobody bum when i saw this.
We finally know why Tony seemed more off than normal in his last fight. Even Shara corroborates what he said.
I'm sure Gamrot has a very adequate penis of 5.5 inches
>>149703168Cramrot is a disgrace
>>149702800I was today years old when I learned double lung replacements are something you can actually do
Dariush is the only man to ever defeat prime Vick
>>149703223Garth already did
prime aspinall was a monster
>>149703181Khabitch towel heads literally screaming and pissing themselves in fear when this dropped KEK
>>149703161He was right though. Askren died 4 times.
>>149703100Holy fuck my clitty just leaked.
>>149703210That just seems fraught with all sorts of problems, but I guess it's better than dying?
>>149703181What happened in the other 7
>khabib unlatches the window and flies into fazza's bedroom with party city vampire outfit on
fazzabros I don't feel so good
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>GIVE THEM BACK /heem/!!!
>>149703113Gamrot was HEEMED
>>149703210bro thinks lungs are necessary
>>149703314>wish I could suck this brown daddy off
>>149703314You guys legit have no idea what posts that guy even makes, you just know he posts here. You don't even know what his posts are usually like or who he is
>>149703157She's in Germany
sophia.sissy
>>149703304Fluke losses, the champion has a name and it's the boogeyman
>>149703366Turdny has a new nickname now, Iโm afraid
>>149703381Was hogtied and bussy braised by his Chaddysanya daddy, sadly.
>>149703381Daddysanya spunked xer out the division sadly
>>149703404Excellent & factual.
>>149703398I use to have this meme saved on my laptop bc I thought it was funny, but instead of Pee Pee Poo Poo it said 'N Word' and I was like 12-13.. Thats the level of humor we're talking abotu here
>>149702935>larps as a christcuck before posting trannies >>149702902
>short notice 35 years old Moicano
>1 fight win streak 35 years old no hips Poirier (close fight)
>short notice 35 years old featherweight midget Volk
>featherweight midget Volk (very close fight)
>Paul Felder's son Charles
>short notice 35 years old Bobby Queen
>short notice Dookie Dan
>0.500 UFC record Thiago Moises
>0.500 UFC record Drew Dober
Just how dogshit is mma as a sport if this is considered one of the best resume of all time?
>>149703425Are you like 14 years old now?
>>149703468She's christian, b. See her earrings?
>>149703450brutal early stoppage standing Goddard TKO
You post funny things on heem only to see retards repeat it ad nauseam and think they are funny. You know who you are. Ive made so many timeless bits here and we have people building whole personalities off of me. Its crazy.
>>149703468not the same person mutt faggot
>>149703304he won all those fight on paper
Just got blocked on twitter for saying that Kickboxers aren Automatically the Best Strikers in MMA
>>149703498>Congrats buddy
>>149703506So true, I'm the og hooker fag from before his gamrot fight. Heem is very uncreative
>>149703554Where's your biological BBC dick daddy, little sad piggy?
imagine having a broken jaw, broken nose and having this demon marching towards you
>>149703581need the frangeria racial breakdown on toby here
>The average life expectancy after a double lung transplant is around 6.6 years, but many patients live much longer, with some exceeding 10, 20, or even 30 years. While lung transplants have a shorter life expectancy compared to other solid organ transplants, advancements in medicine and post-transplant care are contributing to longer survival rates.
pray for ben bruh jesus christ
>>149703581Your monitor is off again
>>149703522I can't get blocked on twitter because I'm not a faggot bitch with a twitter account like you
>>149703607He'll get those lungs transplanted in a few years
>>149703601Looks Nigerian to me
>>149703616Oh lonely piggy want the Jondaddy spitroast.
Oink for it.
>>149703635Why is he doing the female stripper pose?
You're just mad you got rejected from the Bonescord I lament
>>149703651he is homosexual
>>149703651Heโs about to spunk on his stomach and call Clozapig for cleanup
I teared up a bit watching the Asscream video bros. Gonna heem myself until I man up.
>>149703487stop reminding people of how bad islam is
>>149703670>>149703643not funny, interesting, or creative. non-white indian faggot shit.
>>149703663Stop making my clitty leak its going into my rigormortussy.
>>149703687Have you seen the rest of the thread
>>149703708yeah it's horrible. see you on fight day, maybe
>>149703687Germans know funny just look at the holocaust
Towelheads on literal suicide bomb watch KWAB
Why does AI make incels seethe so much?
BTW Volk confirmed he was still concussed from the Islam fight when he fought Topiggy
Why I have no belts brazza
only brown people uses AIslop
>>149703801babe the raceplay is getting stale why cant we just have normal sex?
>>149703801Can you stop putting my boyfriendโs chasity belt on the top shelf?
>>149703814Luke Rockhold brazza wow
kattarmania is running wild this weekend and this is the shit you guys are posting
>>149703850Khabib is a sexy daddy, he can take me any time after I strap Ilia into his high chair
now hear me out
>Ben's new lungs belonged to an absolute mandingo master taken too soon
>Begins healing at an incredible rate, within a month he's KOing all sparring partners
>Cleans out the division in one year
>Longest reigning champion of all time
>KOs Masvidal with a flying knee outside Texas Roadhouse
Ben won
>>149703607skewed stat because lung transplant recipients usually have other comorbidities like COPD
>>149703863brazza forget ilia, Luke Rockhold brazza.
ben askrens lungs are in a trash can somewhere and there are some dead guys where they used to be
>>149703788islam's headkick tko would be easy to remember...
an ilia death punch? no memories to salvage, i fear
Actually its Nate Landwehr fight week
>>149703885Heโs measuring it by post fight concussion symptoms
>>149703885dear oh dear...
Drew this picture of Zatdaddy
>>149703978whittaker wins the rematch
Hi Ben,
glad you made it brother. Dude... After fighting one of those PRIDE fighters in the 70s I couldn't use my lungs for 2 months.
I wanted to keep it to myself, but the lung donor... was me. You now possess my lung. But you don't owe me anything, jack.
Anyway... Are you good to go for Real American Freestyle 1 dude?
HH
>>149703939none to remember after a real knockout ruins your brain, i'm afraid
>>149703978send it to him
>>149703989Concussion symptoms last for weeks to months
>>149703989I always wonder if the zuck reaction is real
fucking lmao Germany, good one brother.
>>149703984incredible long term storytelling by the Hulkster brother!!!
>>149704000an ilia brain scramble lasts a lifetime, i lament
>>149704026Wow more of Islamโs sloppy seconds on a 1 fight win streak
>>149704026charles is looking to fight november/dec and gamrot volunteered
>>149704026you're supposed to post the real one
Ilia's UFC opponents are 6-1 in their next fights.
>>149704049islam struggles greatly with sloppy seconds, i dread
Ilia is good and Islam is evil?
Illia hasnt impressed me unless he beaths Justin "the Human highlight" Gathje. No if buts or ands; Gathje is the rightful heir to the throne and we cannot forgoe such heiharchichals. I piss on Armans face.
>>149704109you're Chinese
This Topturo guy is pretty good, but he's never faced anything like Tony Ferguson. Enjoy being champ while you can Apturo, because El Cucuy is coming for the belt.
Y'all must've forgot Jorge got all the infinity stones.
did Tim really believe no one was ever going to call him out for stolen valor?
>>149704184For what reason did he even steal valor
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Will ben askren be able to live a relatively normal life?
>>149704102Islam is good, Topuria is some weird rich bum.
>>149704078Bro posting mini webmbs
>>149704197to sell his book
>>149704161fuck that doo... i jus hate that motherfucker meng... i see that doo at da hospital i slap his bitch ass up meng. motherfucker looks like auschwitz meng imma rip those new lungs out his ribcage meng... super necessary
>>149704213those are some off-white underoos
Anyone have any tips for losing penile weight?
>>149702800Pull the plug.
Moicano just said that Dulatov beat the fuck outta Johnny Eblen in training LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO while Burns was glazing 'Eblen' about his lee pressure and wrestling
>>149704238Gamrot posting
Hopefully Luke Thomas does the needful and kills Tim Kennedy for disgracing America
does tony have the resolve to unflush himself
let's skibidi grab this dub tone
>>149704292no I saw him outside Walgreens and ran up to him and screamed in his face and he didn't even scream back. totally flushed
>>149703801khabib stole em brazza
you know dis
name a more kinoer moment. i dare you
>>149704309I thought this was about Ben Askren
>>149704351goobs in the cage after the leg break is unironically the most kino moment in mma history
lucas tracy placed gsp #6 on the goat list
all UFC fights should take place with a coked out Gooby in a cage suspended above the octagon
>>149704380his list and criteria is generally ironclad then he has petr yan in th top 10 and arman above Charles, DP, Adesyanya, etc. Poatan being anywhere in the top 20 is pure rage bait.,
>i died 4 times
do FEWLS really believe that you can ACTUALLY die and come back?
>>149704404he didn't actually die you goof his heart stopped 4 times, people refer to that as dying for some reason
>>149704404Ever been beaten into the living death?
>>149704402Why poatan shouldnt be in top 20 ?
>>149704404there's more than one way to die in this world
You say moment? I say Dan Hooker
GSP would get mauled by this new gen welterwights he wouldnt even get ranked
>>149704456his only win is a gifted stoppage over izzy (who was already washed by that point in hindishgt).
why exactly is he good? because he racked up 3 title defenses against the absolute worst competition that already bummy division has mustered up in years?
>>149704500jiri is a legitimate all-time victory and poatan stopped him twice
>>149704510jiri wouldn't have made it to the UFC if he was a normal sized man.
>>149704510jerry was struggling against geriatric glover
I died 4 times
>CroCop losing to Brandon Shwab
>when Charles got knocked out
>Ferguson vs Gaethje
>Anderson Silva.....
>>149704528Imagine the thing a prime Andy does to this sloppy fag...
Yeah Im a jacked trancendentalist boy, what up?
>>149704526For me, it was a cupless, bike short clad Uriah Hall making his boxing debut.
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>>149704518hes unsustainably undersized for his division
>>149704525glover was elite for a very long time
Face the facts kid, a prime outdoor farming Walden pond-era prime Henry David Thoreau would heem you into a trancendental state round 1
>>149704526for me it was when hines was robbed in his title eliminator against diniz
>>149704561he still went 3 rounds with hood style hill.
at size parity even tim elliot out boxes him
>>149704541I guess that's who they based the red redemption guy from
>>149704456he's not good at mma
he lost to jan
he got lucky against izzy
he got handpicked favorable matchmaking like suga all the way to the title shot
>>149704528this fag would get torched by Rich Franklin
>evidently in the best shape of your life
>beat the 125lb goat, then the 135lb goat, then two other great 135ers
>double champ with a few performance of the nights
>take a 3 year sabbatical and a fake retirement and can't beat a little girl by the time you come back
why did Cejudo do it bros
what a bizarre decision
>>149704541dude went camping and wrote about it like it was the most profound experience in human history lmao
>>149704561then you've got big dric walking around at 230...
>>149704586hood style aint no child's play
>>149704602IIRC he wanted to start a family and half retired after the dillashaw fight
Real Ones know OG Ralph Waldo Emerson was always the more prolific 1800's era American writer. Thoreau was derivative and all his works best attributes are what overlaps with Emerson's original prose.
>>149704612this doo hawgless!
>>149704602because they wouldnt pay him what he felt an olympic gold medal wrestler mma double champ was worth
cheap motherfuckers should have taken the massive financial hit to have him as an active champion
>>149704617ay that ain just hood thas STOCKTON mufugga./
Trancendentally and generationally redpilled
>>149704617I punted $20 on Nate by KO at like +1500 odds. I have never been as angry as when Nate pointed at him and didn't throw a follow up shot for 10 seconds
>>149704647You have sex with men.
u finna respect this drillin
>>149704647>pioneered self-reliance honestly surprised this hasn't been targeted by leftists yet and banned from cirriculum
>>149704647Il rate this prospect and see if he stands on business
>>149704602There were rumors that he joined a cult at Arizona State back in the day
>>149704656he doesn't have the instinct to attack a defenseless prey
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The only book I read is your mom's pussy
Gane doesnโt read books and neither do I.
>>149704722a lot of people have had penetrative sex with this woman
>>149704684Talmbout build a house and grow all your own food for a full year and write about it buddeh, where's your cabin in the woods? Beans nigga, you gotta grow em.
Largemouth bass fishin' bubba whatchu know bout that, prolly tons
>>149704754android cameras be like
>>149704733Gane attains knowledge from the "The Source"
Jeet: Topiglet
Train: Slamdaddy
>>149704754imagine one of these mengs giving you a molina. (post meant for comedic purposes ONLY)
Gane is hooked up to the ether
>>149704769android doesn't make cameras blud
pigslam is #2
ilia is #1
ilia has two belts
pigslam has none
ilia has no defeats
pigslam has one
>>149704781Talmbout that bass gotta weigh up to 10kg I used 6lb monofilament size 6 hook and a grasshopper, minimal equipment.
>>149704769Pixel takes better pics than iphones, iphones take better video though
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heeminder
>ya callate pinche toputa
muy pronto...
>>149704828can't follow this shit if the arrows aren't red
>>149704841this guy fuckin sucks ass
>>149704620The shadow of Carlyle falls over this post
>>149704859yeah nina drama ass
>>149704860Talmbout Spike Carlyle?
current mma meta:
wrestling > boxing > kickboxing > bjj
Khabib would dogwalk piglia.
>>149704893high caste pepo shouldant look pakistani
>>149704949yeah because he super necessarily'd his ass
>>149704949damn how good is charles
>>149704949if I was a fighter I would never admit to this type of stuff
Bases of every current UFC champion
BJJ
Sambo
Greco-Roman Wrestling
Greco-Roman Wrestling
Boxing
Judo
Sambo
BJJ
Sanda
Muay Thai
Judo
>>149704949Why keep kayfabe? We've seen the replays.
>>149705021The man to heem asspissnal
>>149705021niqqa looking like ricardo milos
>>149705021too bad he sucks at fighting
aspinall has been silent for a while now
>>149704290I cant believe a youtuber who boxed for a couple years put a mma goat in this state
levels to this shit
>>149705073>anthony smith's final career win
>>149705010Topuria is such a little faggot
>>149704881Of course. He is the only person in history with the last name Carlyle. Even his parents and children have a different name.
>>149705111Just go fuck yourself alone in your mom's basement cocksucker
>>149705021unironically getting heemed by lane
>>149705077this meme died because jake started beating up boxing goats as well
>Enjoy the new lungs kid, you earned them.
>>149702800the fuck even happened to him
he's dying because of a dirty gym mat?
>>149705077ilia heems him
>>149704567we giddit ya read one book we giddit
>>149705182he cracked a rib which punctured his lung and it got infected then spread to the other lung and destroyed both of them. he tried to tough it out instead of getting medical help and nearly died
>>149705197>he tried to tough it out instead of getting medical help and nearly diedhe didn't know the lung was punctured, he only tired toughing out/walking off what he thought was just a broken rib, not the infection/pneumonia
>>149705205Beltranny almost got heemed too
>>149705205heeminder this was his second appearance on cantender series
jack hermansson is a dead bitch
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armeng comes from wealth wealth
flyweight askren is a problem
>absurdly wealthy
>handsome
>jacked
>cool
>funny
>famous
>drippy
>top 15 pfp fighter in the world
>still married to a hideously ugly baba yaga
this is life for a 5โ6 man. iโm referring to arman tsarkarian by the way
>>149705225an athletic aristocracy
>>149705274Arman married for love dumbass
Holy FUCK Joe Pyfer flushed Hermansson bad.
>>149705284women are incapable of love
>>149705294HE loved her dumbass
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https://youtu.be/pMfV12pkPDQ
its out lukes thoughts on kennedys stolen valor
What the fuck does "heem" means?
Tourist from /o/, here.
who is the tay zonday of mma and which fight is the chocolate rain of mma
>>149705359Hues eat enormous mengs
>>149705359heem means is tim means' brother
โheemโ is so 2021 WE say weem and or zeem now
>>149705359"heem everyone, el matador!"
it's the name of a spanish novel written by bj penn
>>149705092>>149705119KEK this is great cope, thank you anon
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tik tok tommy boy
>I-I will knock Islam the phuck ou-....
>>149705411Bro lost to Reug Reug but go off
>>149705428no shame in that reug reug is essentially the tay zonday of mma
>chocolate rain was 18 years ago
they should call him reug squared lol
Currently watching : "Luke Thomas on Jones Tweet "You're NOT Wanted", Tim Kennedy "Text Book Stolen Valor", Charles 170?"
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>>149705425god I hate zoomers, and since I seen your flag one thing is sure
I have killed 2 men in my lifetime and I would kikl aother 3 in order to smell nina dramaas pussy
>>149703210I think people said he is going to need constant meds and the cancer rate from double lung transplant is 65x. The median life expectancy after this surgery is 7 years.
>last time I heemed was 8 years ago
time literally disappears in front of your eyes
>god I hate zoomers, and since I seen your flag one thing is sure
>>149705531damn bo was piecing this kid up before the fluke
>>149705458Reug Reug QUIT against some tall skinny fat eurocuck, but GO OFF
>>149705560what you hear after tim kennedy kicks in the door to your mideast mudhut
I have heemed a hundred meng and I will heem one hundred more
Impress the Hookman
Get set for life
just how irrelevant is ortega, sterling, pavlovich and costa
just hoping my girl heems my meng later
Tai Tuivasa is still ranked #10 in the Heavyweight division. That's how you know how deep that divison is.
Stop posting AIfunkies. It's very disrespectful.
>>149705197damn
a couple hundred for a MRI + a couple thousand to repair the punctured lung and antibiotics turned into a $500k+ double lung transplant, heavy immunosuppressants for life and a slashed life expectancy
>be American
>get sick
>have to pay half a million
lmaooo
>>149705648Why didn't the jackass guys who lived dangerously ever get fucked like this?
>>149705660they're built different
>>149704949Because the other times you basically gave up.
This time, Topuria knocked you out with one punch and didn't give you the chance to curl up on the ground and wait for the referee to stop the fight.
>>149705658showers are free
>middleweights are fucking ugly ass chopped hoes
>>149705684Seriously get a fucking life. What the fuck is this image?
>>149705689The significant others of UFC middleweights
>>149705658how else could israel afford to fight 4 wars simultaneously? don't be so selfish
you're a weird sad cunt rod
>>149705684perfect match for the roidtranny division
>>149705684here this post is meant for you
>>149705681
>hey, dricus, this guy online says your girl is chopped
>yeah, whatever that means
>>149705710Dricus', Robocop's and Fluffy's girls are fine
>>149705684whoever keeps making these is a jealous incel or maybe even worse, a /box/cel...
Fight starts
I tilt my head to the side
An Schaub slowly pushes out betwixt mine cheeks
"How you finna play this, pleighboi?" i say
Aura
>>149705684keep doing good work nonnie
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>>149705722gosh darn right
pretty heartbreaking that fighters are retards in real life
when you're 40 and have to retire from fighting to get a real job but your last brain cell was knocked out of you
sad shit
>>149705684More like mid weight
>>1497057014am in england buddy
>>149702954I'm on the smaller side of average, one of my gfs is super crazy monster can hung, the others are all small/average sized like me
>>149705753uhhh just coach and live modestly
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the linkening of an era
>>149705773rotiserrie chicken build
>usyk/dubois hasn't happened yet
>turki books usyk/fury III
>>149705822You lost faggot?
>>149705822wtf usyk beat doo twice already
i do want to see it again though if im being honest
>>149705753>analyst>commentator>coach fighters>open gym teach self defense>firefighter>police officer
pizzas are open faced calzones
>>149705357>text book stolen valorProfessor Smith, you didnt write this book.
Uhhhh yes I did
>Indiana Fazza turns around
>Khaboulder is coming
NO!!!
whats the text book reference to? two people have mentioned it
Only boomer mutts care about le stolen valor
>YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY SERVE IN THE GOY ARMY??? I LOST BOTH MUH LEGS IN EYE-RAQ YOU SONUVABITCH
>>149705274arman is not famous lmao
claiming to be a former zogbot as an identity has got to me up there with the weirder fetishes I've seen
>>149705935breh he said he got some sort of medal of honor when he didnt
that is text book cringe
>>149705958Got to you up where b?
Has Masvidal said anything on the Askren situation?
What's cringe is giving out plastic deputy stars to the good goys who got permanently maimed for their jewish masters
>>149705965I had a CTE blast for a second, I meant "be"
how come ugly fuckers like Benavidez and Gastelum got the best women of all ufc
>>149705984I wish they'd give out even more insulting honors, like a giant foam green cowboy hat or some shit like that, see them all teary eyed with their half a missing face as they put the congressional big mac box of honor on his chest
>>149702800>https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL5oUV_R9_S/?igsh=NDJ4dTlzZ25zdDEwholy shit!
best to him
>>149705984You're right b we should give them pinwheel hats and lollipops.
>>149705984Dude what the fuck are you talking about...talk about the upcomming card man.
>>149705935switch off vpn before i heem you
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thawlts on this jacked Chinese girl?
as long as tim killed those people hes cool with me
I remember in the earlier days of mma and the internet there were a few people who actually did claim stolen heemvor, and most of them ended up getting their ass kicked because of it and recorded
>Yeah, you see that fucking can right there? The one getting his skull elbowed open?
>Yup. That's me. Impressed?
well guess what, shes mexican
Being nice to people is based. Boom. Sory to fuken nuke your world on an tuesday night
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black people dont steal valor, but TVs. lol
Jon Jones is afraid of Tom Aspinall the exact same way Anderson Silva was afraid of GSP -- but the Silva-GSP fight was more of a novelty because they were in different weight classes; Jon-Aspinall is a job obligation for Jones.
Dana should have made a stand: fight or be banned for ever.
Gane heems Troonspinall easily.
>>149706069I could prove you wrong but I don't want to because I'm tired. Chills.
Gane heems Troonspinall easily.
>>149706080>fight aspinall or ill free you from your 6 fight cucktract
>>149706056Guatemalan royalty
Gane teaches Tom's son how to use the potty, something his father could never do
>>149706092when I heard the news I put on my Xtreme Couture shirt and had a wank in his honor
Luke Thomas could pick you up and fuck you like an onahole and there's nothing you could do about it.
>>149706111You came up with that scenario all on your own b?
Tim took the stories from the Luke Thomas files
>>149706078tvs arent valuable anymore so no one steals them
>>149706121>tvs was 15 years ago
Luke "Mylai Monster" Thomas
>gf told me to take care of her brother while shes at the hospital.
Gonezo
He'll toss a grenade into a family home but won't touch a woman's shoulder.
I think Holloway should retire, he always has this thousand yard stare going on
>>149706154Is he like, retarded, or 5 years old? Just put the little heemster in front of a tv and menacingly shadowbox near him.
gf gets mad at me when i watch heems
>>149706183whats his name, b?
>>149706154im 72 with five divorces
>yesterday was 9 years ago
>>149706190>please god protect me
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>>149705329>Topuria married a sugar mommy whoโs even more wealthier Some people just have it all
Why does God make all these guys get the shit kicked out them as part of his vision for them? Does he hate them?
>>149706198they were turbo sinners like me
>>149706191Ric Flair is mexican? dios mio
heem eternally, eternal heaven
crazy to think about the nature of reality, our small meng brains just arent able to comprehend this crap
UFC 401: Hasbulla vs Cyberdemon
>>149706221I comprehend all of it with ease b.
are you crazy in your head man?
I comprehend that I have to chop the head off the snake, but Im not scheduled to do it yet.
>>149706228I think you'd be surprised
>>149706236That's Aiemann Zahabi
>>149706244You'd be surprised how much smarter I am than you meng.
very thoughtful and cool!
>>149706248in straight up sudoku solving? I think I'd fuck you up
>>149706258I'll give you that one I have never finished a sudoku puzzle in my life.
If an uneventful fight goes thr distance they should just execute both of the fighters gun to the back of the head zombie horror movie style 4k with several angles and then the UFC Smart Washer washes all the blood off the canvas
>>149706251um... basef?!?
>>149705225>Oligarch and leader of the Prosperous Armenia party, Gagik TsarukyanKEK Jesus. I thought his dad was just wealthy.
Hezbollah just captured Tim Kennedy and filled all of his holes with the thickest meat in Iran
sounds like thats tim kennedys problem and not mine
today my brother asked me if I had friends and I told him I have people online who I talk about mma with and he looked at me with pity
BJ Penn, That's when Lighweights were as fuckin real as it gets
Hezbollah? That nasty fucking midge?
They just grilled up Tim Kennedy and basted him I'm garlic and herb butter
>>149706284You should get needlessly hostile the next time you talk to him.
>>149706197Topuria wasnt wealthy, he wasa refugee third world arab
my god they've sent Tim Kennedy to be a golfcart in Ukraine
Herb "Garlic Butter" Dean
Just received confirmation that Tim Kennedy's skin femur as the door knob of the front door in the oval office
>>149706291I was at his house for a barbecue and I left without saying goodbye
>>149706318I would have eaten most of the food and then confronted him with ranch dressing covering my face, probably see red
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https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/randy-couture/mma-legend-randy-couture-suffers-significant-injuries-following-crash-during-practice-run/
>>149706342more like slowpoke.png
>>149706318Forgot the upper decker? Rookie move b
I bet Randy was cranking his hog and that's why he lost control and crashed
How did Derrick minner not get in deep trouble for throwing that fight
When's the last time a jiu jitsu guy survived suicide by train or being consumed in flames? Only American Wrestling can make those claims.
Is there even any punishment for stolen valor? Can they take away his other medals? It seems like there's only positives.
>>149706293Arab genetics suck albeit
Im an slim yakked doo with an phat dick!
>>149706426oh shit all the girls used to wear those at my school
>>149706378I don't think so the most I've seen is they get publicly shamed for running around dressed like superzog
Let's get the posting finished on this one first
All your picks are wrong and your mma hot takes are shit
>>149706578waited until thread turnover to run your mouth bitch ass