Thread 149705772

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SNEKS

i freaking love baseball

Angels

Yankees.

doyers

dodgers

mariners :(

>>149705798
>sickle and wheat
Communist faggot

IMPOSSIBLE for my angels to have a 1 2 3 inning

Ah, I guess there's two pansita. Stupid 300 second 4chin post wait ...

>>149705808
communism is unironically good

good night pepe Chads, see you on July 10th 2025

>>149705821
based

>>149705808
He's from New York City. Of course he's a communist, and likely a jew.

>>149705808
Meant for it to be like a Nazi propaganda poster because of Schlitter the Hitler pitcher, but I realized I fucked up.

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk

Jays

>>149705831
>jew
>commie
know how i know you're retarded?

>>149705832
That's okay, Antisemitism is bad and communism is based.

>>149705821
>>149705828

Chang, please fuck off

>>149705834
Fuck my boricua ass

This one was first
Mariners btw

get fucked angels you cocksuckers

What a way to end your streak Reid.

>>149705843
>thinking modern china is a communist country
yeah you're a god damn dumbass

>>149705850
Falseflag. There are no Rangers fans here.

Chihuahuas won. Rangers on top.

>>149705856
im here retard
been here all season

SNEKS

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>149705839
>>149705842
>>149705855
>china number one
>amirite, you guys

Okay, Yìchén, time for bed.

its Corbin Time

No step on snek

Detmers had 22 consecutive appearances without giving up a run god damn. He's been a completely different pitcher since May.

>>149705873
How can frogs wear hats, they have no ears

Padresissies were BUILT to give the SNAKES their WILDCARD SPOT! Here comes the SNAKE, don't get JAKED...

>>149705884
silence ‘toid

>>149705884
dog the yellows got good at capitalism in the early 2000s, why do you think their middle class grew so fast?

>>149705873
Nice falseflag.

>>149705842
When they eventually get kicked out of baseball because of the ABS, (((umps))) will have been kicked out of 109 sports. Can't wait to see Woo. Also, Cubkees pop up maid cafe in the Bronx this weekend.

They’re beaning players again

why are pitchers trying to kill dbacks hitters?

>>149705916
>>149705921
poodres are a dirty feral team

>>149705772 (OP)
>poodrepacos

Please Neto

>>149705932
your team lost today

This is getting out of hand

>>149705904
>>149705906

1 jiao has been deposited in your account and 3 points added to your social credit score.

>>149705942
your team lost in October

Sneks will endure

LMAO POOPDRES

>>149705946
silence ‘toid

Angels in the Outfield spotted

Aw shucks! My wife 2hu is gonna make me sleep on the couch with no sex tonight!

>>149705949
*

>>149705946
yeah you're a propaganda victim

ACK!

>>149705949
It's July, retard.

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!

Two drunk dudes screaming bloody murder and two kids fighting on the broadcast for the A's game

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

GG Dads

sneks win gg dads

lmao mow my lawn doyerpacos

poodres lol

Sneks win

get paid 6 figures doyerchads

dAmn he JUST missed it

>>149705978
>>149705985
>

>giants lost
>padres lost
No ground gained

GG Sneks, boy I hope someone in thr coaching staff or offense get DFA for that blunder!

Team should sell but our GM has a huge ego who won't admit defeat. Oh well.

He was out

WARDYBOY TIES IT

>>149705996
rent free

>>149705995
Does that say Serpientes? Spanish for serpents?

>>149706017
Angels would be winning right now if New York didn't have it out for them.

>>149706015
You're supposed to be securing Geno for us!

>>149706029
very perceptive anon

>hitler

Ayy lmao Yankees

>>149706029
>t. chico hernandez

>>149705772 (OP)
brownoids seething at LA when they don't even have based blake back yet

I tried to be a Braves fan but when I bought a Braves hat I got a letter in the mail from Ted Turner excoriating me for not being poor and stupid enough to be a Braves fan. He told me I could suck cocks for fifteen years and I’d never reach the skill and passion of the common Braves fan. I was humbled all the way back to California with a heavy heart. Could it be true? I have never failed at anything in my life and this news from some redneck that married a Viet Cong suggesting that I could never be poor, stupid, and enthusiastically homosexual enough to be a Braves fan.
I still haven’t recovered

gg sneks, our pitching can't save us forever if everyone is ice cold

How about a vintage Soler home run

>>149706088
Nice call anon

sneks

>>149706088
HE FUCKING DID IT
THANK YOU SOLER FOR NOT BEING USELESS FOR ONCE

>>149706054
I don’t speak Spanish you retard

Based Soler

BRING HIM IN
THATS GG THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET

It’s over

>>149706098
I shit on him all the time, maybe i should be more positive

>>149706126
nah it was the digits that made it happen.

>>149706120
There’s two other ones, anon. It’s not just one person.

need am update from the anon at the angels game

NETO GETS ON AND NOLAN DRIVES HIM JUST LIKE WE PLANNED

Bass shanny

>>149706153
Sucking a dick in the restroom

SCHANUEL TO THE ALL STAR GAME

Angels showing some heart, as a mariners fan I'm kinda impressed.

>>149706164
rude.

>>149706164
This is not a cubs game

full moon tonight

Ward wtf, thank god that didn't go out

Chunichi Dragons are reportedly going to sign former LA Dodger IF Michael Chavis
https://www.chunichi.co.jp/article/1097156

Weird ass umps trying to find a way to somehow give the Rangers a run for free

>>149705832
Kek

to the anon who said trout was due for a homer tonight: good call

That's my favorite ass so far tonight

Noooooo

gg rags

GG Rangers.
It's great to see the boys constantly fight to stay in the game.
Hopefully we take the series tomorrow.

>>149706214
The only bad part about tonight is him just missing his first ever 3 homer game.

Hello?

Whats up

Is there anybody in here?

>>149706294
Hey

Is it me you’re looking for?!

A/S/L?

>>149706233
Neto's face pisses me off so much bros....

>>149706294
hiya

Just nod if you can hear me

>>149706301
Yeah

>>149706310
Is there anybody home?

>>149706305
61 m your basement

I'm bored.

>>149706326
hi bored, im gay

>>149706326
You forgot to say you’re an alcoholic

>>149706326
when i was 19 i met a craigslist guy who rawdogged me in his hotel shower and im almost certain he thought i was underage

>>149706319
Relax

>>149706102
>t. Juan Smith-Rodriguez

Doyers

>>149706345
Bravesbrah…

>>149706348
silence ‘toid

>>149706326
sounds like you should get nailed
Adoooosh

>>149706355
>t. Humberto Chavez Raymundo Espeda Calicón

>>149706352
close but not exactly. he was well into his 40s or 50s and somehow seemed more nervous than i was

>>149706364
i said silence ‘toid

it's /mlb/'s bedtime

>>149706345
G-go Cubs?

>>149706367
>t. Miguelito Sandoval

>>149706372
>t. dying out

>>149706374
>t. Sancho Quesadilla

>>149706374
>t. endangered

Stop falseflagging

Yeah, I’m thinking Reddit has better baseball discussion

I can’t wait for next threads assmad terrible shitposter. Some cocksucking faggot flyover with shit takes that always says gg like:
>chico hernandez
>juan smith-rodriguez
>Humberto Chavez Raymundo Espeda Calicón
>miguelito sandoval
>sancho quesadilla

gay

EVERYBODY CALM DOWN

>>149706366
Metschad?

>>149706395
agreed.

>>149706397
don't poke the bear

Only /mlb/ watching the Sandlot can bring everyone together again

The sandlot is a movie about that assmad faggot flyover’s vagina when he posts on /mlb/ here on 4cham.com

>>149706413
HECKIN AGREED! YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS! ANYBODY HOSTING?!

>>149706419
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TEQUILA!

>>149706410
oh I’m gonna then im going to leave for a few days. Ill come back later with some dank maymays, drop a pearl, get some (You)s, then rile up the retard and repeat the cycle.

>>149706436
I think I'm over 2 years without a ban somehow.

>>149706436
JOKES ON YOU! WERE ABOUT TO WATCH LE HECKIN SANDLOT! I GOT MY ONIONS READY!

>>149706447
I’m permabanned from /tv/ ;_;

>>149706449
filtered!

>>149706453
for what?

I'm watching Thelma and Louise

>>149706453
JigC??

So this flyover hears about all these Californians born with a silver spoon in their mouths so he decided to take his destiny into his own hands and fuck the dishwasher

Stop falseflagging

>>149706463
baneposting too hard

>>149706481
You CIA?

>>149706481
regret it now?

Flyover broads are so fat because it’s the closest some poorfag bumpkin will ever get to rolling in dough

>>149706488
nope time to go mobile

This is on the fast track to /trash/

Ahem. Doggie doos kek!

my bum ahh internet went down but still KWAB
>troonstros

Ohtani say to rake it in you must plant tree

>>149706528
Based
>faggotstros.

Urg

>>149705772 (OP)
God damn you brownoidfaggots aren't ready for another ohtani hot streak

>>149706518
has anyone ever laughed at this

>>149706556
only trannyos who won one ws in a decade and poodrefags who 0 in 40+ years

Oh I’m kekkin at the doogie doos KEK!

>>149706574
>WE GOT GAPED IN THE WC/DS HANG THE BANNER

>>149706556
Only oldfags...

>>149706574
kek HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>149706586
>OUR METS CHOKED IN THE SERIES TO THE FUCKING ROYALS HANG THE BANNER

Doggies just throwin their doos at anyone hoping it’ll stick. KEK!

>>149706598
>WE DID NOTHING HANG THE BANNER

>>149706592
doggie doos kek

kek doggie doos

kek! a new context is born!!!

>>149706634
lmfao

>>149706648
stealing this one

>>149706648
o kek KEK
this one’s going in my kekini folder!

>>149706651
>oh yea well what about 1000 days ago when we got gaped in the world series
at some point you feel sympathy for these troons

>>149706648
all of my o kekkies

Which one of you is the Mindfucker? I know it's one of you weasels

>>149706666
This guy is fucked

>>149706666
not me. I just want to get fucked in the ass.

….

>>149706651
wow you won a single game in the world series
>>149706648
you fags are so terrified of second half snellzilla KEK

>>149706666
Greetings...

>>149706666
I’m terrified…

>>149706675
Kekini!

I do not enjoy doing what I do...

>>149706655
Are you the last redpilled anon in LA proper?

>>149706689
I'm just doing my job for the b2b champs
>>149706690
Recker MINDFUCKED manoah..

>>149706690
has anyone ever laughed at this

>>149706306
Well you better get used to it. He's the new face of the Angels.

>>149706673
Ah. Brilliant. Yes indeed... A truly inquisitive proposition on your part... Allow me to introduce you to a more... "Stimulated" way of musing of these trivialities...

>>149706648
has anyone ever laughed at this?

I buttrape the Mindfucker's mom regularly. She screams really cute

>>149706701
has anyone ever laughed at this

>>149706713
has anyone ever laughed at this?

Live laugh love ...

>>149706518
>>149706546
>>149706574
>>149706598
>>149706634
>>149706648
If I saw you niggerfaggots in person I'd skin you alive slowly

>>149706713
you are so out of your depth and your element it’s actually kinda sad

>>149705772 (OP)
>Colorado Rockies fans right now.jpg

>>149706733
has anyone ever laughed at this

>>149706739
has anyone ever laughed at this

>>149706696
kek

>>149706730
Did you think you were tough posting that with the accompanied pic? LOL!!!

>>149706757
KWAB you're seething

If you don't love /mlb/ for my schizo kekinis, you don't deserve /mlb/ for my gms

>>149706760
>KWAB
KHUKWAB KEK!!!!

Petition to replace the horrid bobblehead mascots for a Dachshund and a Poop Emoji. Boom! There's your brand new mascots of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

>>149706760
>KWAB
Psychogang and the Bantergods made the determination that using kwab is gay... We use khukwab (kek he uses kwab)

>>149706764
wow you got me kwab

>>149706777
khukwab kek!! Gay digits!! Those digits are GAY LOL!!!

>>149706764
>>149706776
>WE MADE UP A NEW MAYMAY WORD THAT MEANS YOU LOST
uhh ok
>>149706777
blessed

>>149706793
>>WE MADE UP A NEW MAYMAY WORD THAT MEANS YOU LOST
Now you're getting it

>>149706793
has anyone ever laughed at this

>>149706803
like this loss?

>>149706803
>>149706761
>>149706805
>>149706756
I'm gonna rip your faggot guts out if you had the courage to face me like a man. But you're just afraid behind your computer screen!!1

>>149706822
holy falseflag

ohhh just one minute with that asshole just give me ONE MINUTIAE OF TIME I'll have him cumming inside me while I squeal...

poodrepacos lmao

YOU JUST MADE A FATAL MISTAKE!

>>149706826
You better thank your lucky stars I’m not king. That’s all I’m gonna say.

>>149706839
>You better thank your lucky stars I’m not a raging faggot right now?
ok

Fight me in real life and see what happens

Yeah, I’m going back to r/NewYorkMets

and kek to the end of a post does not make it funny, but you all already knew that

>>149706863
reddit unironically has better baseball discussion

and kek to the end of a post does not make it funny, but you all already knew that kek!

retarded idiot kek

kek kek

schizo

>>149706911
kek!

>>149706948
kek I forgot about that one

>>149706970
>kek
uh oh poodrepacos won't like this one

ya'll need to relax and take a break, go watch the sandlot or something

>>149706984
has anyone ever laughed at this

>>149706984
has anyone ever laughed at this

>>149706984
anyonebros are we laughin at this?

>>149706984
kek! KEK!!

Doyers perpetually SEETHING, based ICE gonna do a genny run up their BOOTYHOLE!

hmmm i think anons should masterbait to asians

>>149706984
mother of god

>>149706984

kek kek kek

You guys bullied gay swede out of the genny for good :(

>>149707070
I think he's actually mostly indifferent to this place. He spends a lot of time watching vtroon shit. He was mostly only coming here to flex for a pretty long while anyway. He'll be back doing more of the same.

>>149706984
kek

(Kek) (It's) (Kino!)

>>149706984
laffin hard at this one!

>>149706984
ZOMG

>>149707081
Yea he won’t post if the dodgers lose. But if ohtani goes 3/4 tomorrow, or Yamamoto has a good start, then he’ll be back to gloat about it like it’s an affirmation of himself.

>>149707117
nah, he's been even more random than that for a while. long stretches of them doing well without a peep and then he just pops up out of nowhere. he's never been all that social from the beginning. just a weird dude.

>>149706984
We need Sir Kek

>>149707070
He's a fag anyway and you'll probably end up like him

>>149707143
In what way?

>>149707152
you’ll fall in love with a baseball player (Japanese) and leave us for him :(

>the great kekino
schizo can't even reach the low hanging fruit

>>149707165
my bad

>>149707165
sorry sir

>>149707165
please… have mercy

>>149707165
I yield!!

>>149707165
that one’s on me

>>149707165
this was an attack

you're very bad at this. perhaps you should take a break, go watch the sandlot or something

>>149707165
I'm sorry... I'm...sorry...

>>149707165
please… no more

It's all one dude

>>149707152
Drop in, scrape your knees for ohtani, get bullied out. Then repeat once every three months.

>>149707216
My bad, those are all on me

>>149707249
Are you a gal

>>149707265
Almost

>>149707267
I would both of those girls and I'm not ashamed to admit that.

At this point I'm convinced Cease is just playing through an injury he is refusing to get resolved. Like he probably needs surgery, but since this is a free agent year, he knows that will affect his place in the free agent market, so he's playing through it until he gets a contract, then he'll rugpull whatever org signs him and say he needs surgery and will miss the first season. He's on track for a career worst year for him, so there is no way there isn't something underlying that he's refusing to get resolved since he knows the ramifications it will have on him for this coming offseason

>>149707225
Isn't American bullying calling someone a nerd and shoving them into a locker in front of their crush?

>>149707329
pfma?

>>149707353
i'm drunk after today's game, so i don't know what this means.

>>149706984
>>149707165
Kekerino!

Yoshida is batting .750

>doggies get their season cursed by hololive night
>but jints and padres can't capitalize on it because they suck too
what an annoying phenomenon

>>149707335
kek it's kina (female)

>>149707485
giants have won their series since the dodgers losing streak

>>149707558
but they aren't winning enough for a 6 game losing streak to really matter.

that funky muncy

I fucking hate Cease

>>149706200
Urias, Wander Blanco, Bauer, and all the bad foreign players should come to Chunichi.
Let's create a true evil empire.
Long live the Chunichi Dragons!

>>149708897
Rekar on the board!!!!!

GM genny was busy last night eh

>>149705772 (OP)
baseball. it's for the birds!

>>149709253
gm

>>149709373
>>149709253
gm

>>149709253
>>149709373
>>149709544
gm

>>149709369
has anyone ever laughed at this?

is it time for MLB to step in and do something about this franchise?

>>149709690
les dodgers de montréal

>>149709662
laughed at what Canadians? all the time

>>149709690
I felt like I had met a long-lost brother.

>>149709690
shit product
>>149709791
shittier chinese knockoff

idiots

>>149709791
konichiwa!
>>149710021
bonjour!

>>149706233
Great win all around. Proud of my anaels :) one more tomorrow

>>149706700
Looking great in the throwback I say

Hanshin comes from behind to win 11 games in a row! Sato Teruaki's 23rd home run, 5 runs in 7th inning
Sato Teruaki is sure to be the cleanup hitter for the WBC

>Machimpo and El nino caca are fighting again
One of them is going to demand to be traded in the offseason

>>149710021
Ni hao!

>>149707485
>doggies get their season cursed by hololive night
>team was already plagued with injuries and bad slump before the biggest night of the season
I don't believe this

Good morning /mlb/. Almost to the weekend. I hope you have a wonderful day.

>>149710243
Hololive Night has nothing to do with this.
BAUBAU

Only tossers wear throwbacks

>>149710253
gm

I still don’t understand the thought process behind Hololive Night other than DUDE OHTANI IS A JAPANESE GUY

>>149710333
i wonder how tight his bussy is

>>149710361
You have Sasaki and Yamamoto. I'm sure they're secretly into weeb stuff. Why did they have not one, but two weeb nights in 3 days?

>>149707329
>>149707390
Hololive Night already passed, why are you still here? Go back to your containment board >>>/vt/

>>149710361
>>149710535
No, no, it's just about making money. It's been said here a dozen times already.

>>149710361
the thought process is these teams spend tons of money to try to market to a bigger audience beyond old boomers.

I literally know nothing about Hololive but it's clearly getting some faggots into baseball in some way.

>>149710632
>>149710700
There’s plenty of shit that is actually popular with normal people and is not anti-social which could bring new fans to baseball so I’m not sure that is the case at all.

>>149710737
I dont know what 15-25 year olds are into besides doomscrolling and twitch and hololive. And I didnt even know about hololive until I saw the Doyers doing the collab. So I don't know. They need to cross generations here. I assume some normal people are into vtubers. I hae no idea.

There are 81 games a year... these teams have plenty of time and cast a wide net.

>>149710144
Actually getting a little crazy at this point. Old man Ishikawa will beat us this next series, he always does

>>149710253
gm, hopefully we don't get Woo'd and sweep today.

>>149710632
>>149710700
>the answer is they need more fundies
mfw

>>149710841
You got to convince the team ownership to have pic related at Yankee Stadium.

>>149710888
I would prefer for that to not happen.

>>149710791
It'll probably be okay since Yakult is in last place.

>>149710773
>15-25 year olds are into besides doomscrolling and twitch and hololive.
Anime (big budget shonen) is cool with normies not vtummors. That is still reserved for the most shut in kissless perma virgins.

>>149710949
shut-in kissless permavirgins spend money too, and maybe they will meet the waifu of their dreams at dodger stadium!

>>149710888
I ought to convince you to kill yourself. Give us Muncy.

Doggies on a rest day

>>149710927
We are like Robin Hood this year, we beat the good teams and then lose to the bad, redistributing wins to the lower teams. Very righteous.

>>149710968
Keep dreamin anon

>>149711016
kek

gn

>>149711071
has anyone ever woken up to this

>>149711095
no

>>149710888
Yago: Mr. Hal, how about a 60% cut of the sales for the Yankees, 30% for us, and 10% for MLB? We've already done the deal with Manfred.

>>149711124
How about a strategic bombing campaign carried out upon all 12 NPB cities?

>>149711124
As a Yankees fan, I hope and pray that Hal Steinbrenner sells the team. He is an absolute shit owner because he refuses to fire the absolute shit general manager Brian Cashman. I hate this goddamned team.

>>149710981
Do you not want Holoweebs dancing on the field?

How hard is it for a JuCo pitcher to get to the Majors?

gm

>>149711595
the question is how was the guy not scooped up by a pro team or high-end college team first. Usually it's because he's not very good but sometimes there can be circumstances.

>>149711381
So, the problem is that the Yankees have a lot of money, but Hal and Brian don't spend much on players?

>>149711381
My headcanon is that Hal hates baseball because his dad was so obsessed with it, and just keeps the Yankees around as an asset. Cashman gets the arrangement and understands his job.

how hard is it for a 35 year old college dropout to become a MLB umpire?

>>149710189
Where was this 'fighting'?

>>149711648
Do you guys just forget that George was a terrible owner that nearly all but ruined the Yankee legacy until Cashman came along and built that 90s dynasty team? Not saying losing Cashman now isn’t warranted, he’s been there 28 years ffs, but acting like George was a good owner is crazy. Every Yankees fan I know or knew despised him.
t. Mets Praetorian

>>149711708
it was also the fact that George was literally banned for baseball for 2 years which gave the team a chance to rebuild without him blowing everything up every 6 months.

George was a horrible owner but he was obsessed with baseball. Hank was his true heir but Hal had him murdered (also headcanon).

>>149711796
I now choose to believe your headcanon

>>149711708
but steinbrenner kept THEM off the team.

>>149711635
It's not about how much money. It's about how wisely they spend it. Cashman spends very unwisely.

The Raffy L. Devers saga continues

>>149711830
i really liked the will clark, kevin mitchell, brett butler, matt williams team back in the day
t. dodger fan

>>149711830
He's got a point

>>149711959
Not a giants fan just reporting the news sir.
>Kevin Mitchell mentioned tho

LET'S
GO
METS

Based Keith not taking any Beatles disrespect

>>149712047
why does she have giant scars under her eyes?

KBO Results
All Star Break is next

>>149712145
NPB Results
It's not the All-Star Break yet for Japan

>>149712092
>In Korea, "eye bags" commonly refers to aegyo sal, which translates to "charming fat" or "cute skin" and is considered a desirable beauty feature that signifies youthfulness and a cheerful appearance, particularly when smiling. This differs from "eye bags" in Western contexts, which are typically associated with aging and fatigue.

>>149712154
NPB Standings

>>149712158
how is that desirable? it looks awful. asians should look asian.

>>149712166
MLB American

>>149712180
MLB National

>>149711959
>brett butler

fug, he was awesome, I really liked him the few years he was with the Dodgers, damn shame the traditional leadoff hitter is long gone,

>>149711708
That wasn't Cashman, that was Gene Michael but he got fired during the 1994 strike before what he set up became the dynasty. Michael set the pieces in motion, but Cashman was there for the aftermath.

>>149711708
Stfu bitch

>Robo Umps in the All-Stars
They gonna rigged them.

I didn't even get coffee this morning.

>>149712237
have some now

>>149712166
>everyone in the CL under .500 except the Tigers
Damn seriously?

for me, it's the charleston riverdogs

>>149712388
We might not have to wait for another 20 years to get into the Japan Series again.
But I'm keeping my expectations low, to not hurt myself.

>>149712158
cute

>>149712047
>>149712158
nips absolutely mog koreans

>>149712388
my Carp blow :(

>>149712506
extremely based
i spent like 6 or 7 years in summerville as a kid, had a lot of fun going to riverdog games

>>149712388
it's not called the comedy central for nothing

My Dodgers can't lose today :)

WHITE TYRONE

>>149712516
Even with the question marks in left and short this team is as a whole better than 2023 IMO. Barring a collapse of the pitchers or major injuries I think the pennant odds are very good. As for the JS, I guess we shall see.

>>149712583
I think the Carp still have a good shot this year even if they don't win the pennant, they're pretty tenacious. Yomiuri has a lot of depth on paper but is a headless beast without Okamoto and just spiritually bereft in general. They don't have the dawg like last year. Same with Yokohama, their rotation is weakening and I think they're going to struggle if they can't get their hitting together.

WHITE
FUARKING
TYRONE

white tyrone

white tyrone finally did something with the bat

saving his job with the acuna/mcneil CF platoon looming

pete please stunt on them hoes

dis white boy really named mayo lmao

ayo this nigga think he a condiment

>>149712367
Maybe.

dumb twink shitter nepobaby

Walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

How do we rate this movie?

Attaboy dansby

I(w)tfcb

Tuck 'em!

Sciambi is a fat fuck

>>149713178
Can you recommend a good bikini for this?

SCORE MORE FUCKING RUNS

Yeah Petey!!!! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!

PCA

Real cubtropolitans hours

Attaboy david

Peterson is dealing. Let’s go ahead and score a couple more runs.

No fagsby!! Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

STOP STRIKING OUT

Attaboy mark

god the mets suck, how you get shut down by fucking charlie morton.

>>149713342
Saving the runs for game 2 chud, it’s called tactics.

Nico slap

>>149713358
the only thing pete and soto are saving for game 2 is another 0-8.

>>149713382
Pete does it his way

/mlb/

>>149712189
>barves

retarded ump asshole faggot

fuck off stankek

rest day today

holy fucking meatball stankek you shitter

dp woulda got a gidp

>>149713457
Need a better 8th inning guy badly

Why do teams take out a pitcher that's shutting out the other team?

How do you even justify using Stanek as anything but a mop up faggot at this point?

Also, SCORE MORE FUCKING RUNS

How come the barves can't catch up to this retarded mest team?

>>149713488
Checked and correct

>>149713500
>How come a dogshit team with one good player can't catch up to a good team

Idk bro, the math is complicated

>>149713488
Muh 100mph fastballs. Fucking Mendoza with the quick leash, give him a chance at a second batter there if you’re gonna send him out for the 8th.

Keith gonna go out there and strangle Stanek for throwing that 3-2 slider. I hate you Ryne Stanek, and your stupid name.

>>149713519
They have like 2.5 good players. 1.5 more than the mets do.

>>149713597
You don’t understand baseball and also sound retarded

FAGGets kek!

Fuck my boricua ass

Fucking retarded Ryne Stanek. Gg Glorioles.

One is good. Two is better. DUBBA DUBBA DOUBLE HEADER!

>>149713742
This reads very awkward it needs 1 more DUBBA

>>149713742
I say this and do this dance

FAGGets kek!

>>149712646
>My Dodgers can't lose today :)
source?

>>149713766
>Dustin May eats another salad
>dies

>>149712646
les do it

do players take a shower and change into a new uniform for the second game of a double header? or do the just chill in the uniform they had on for game 1

>>149714081
depends on the player really. They all have their own ways of getting game ready. There's no set protocol outside of just pre-game batting and fielding practice.

>>149714081
Good question

ay sugano deez

>>149714081
We usually have to shower, all of us together. It can be fun sometimes

You MotherFucking Umps. They aren't even Fucking trying anymore!

>>149713742
My favorite movie is sandlot

>>149714220
Based patrician cinema goer

>>149714107
do they have batting practice again between games?

FAGGets kek!

[W]
gg twins

new
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>>149714478
>>149714478

>>149714081
the mets lineup prepares by putting on blindfolds and taking a few swings.