Thread 149705807

>thursday 10/06:
>BRA2
21:35 | CRB x Coritiba

>COPA CHILE (UTC-4)
19:00/18:00 | Huachipato x Deportes Concepción
21:30/20:30 | Deportes Limache x Coquimbo Unido

>sexday 11/06:
>BRA2
19:00 | Vila Nova FC x Operário-PR

>PRY1
16:00 | Sportivo Luqueño x General Caballero
18:30 | CS 2 de Mayo x Libertad

UTC-3/[local time]

Previous
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/149683153#bottom

Banheirão

Bahia 2-1 Fortaleza

No changes in Bahia's match strategies (lack of hirings during winter window included). It explains a win with unnecessary danger in 2nd half. At least there was Law of Ex (2nd Bahia's goal scored by Caio Alexandre)

Bahia shall face Ceará in Copa do Nordeste semifinal

Next target: Atlético Mineiro (Série A)

Bay Is The World

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

thank you for reposting my webm irmao

anime

1 day till Boludao
i'm exited

take me back

this nameless puppet dude is tough

>>149705858
Why isn’t Vitoria in this picture

>>149705859
I almost went with running rivwllino but your webm was too good

it's just beans bro, fart it out

>brazilian makes the thread
>the previous thread is gay
coincidence? I don't think so

okay here it comes
you asked for it, don't complain about the smell

>>149705865
are you excited about the new movie

Reminding the eternal reminder

>>149706217
the trailer looked neat but the choice of studio makes me worried for the production quality. i trust umetsu has the right connections to pull this off

>>149706349
nigga shaft is the one studio I'd trust

>>149706393
they completely lost their charm since the mass exodus

fuck a.nal

>blue and yellow flag
>compared to pigs
>river is more popular
Huh

You now remember that time they made Sean Bean brazilian for a videogame movie.

I don't remember that

You should.

>>149706545
based balkans

>>149705913
cursed pic

Is it morally okay to tell anywhores female to kill herself?

bom chia copalib

>>149706393
close your eyes and open your mouth for my shaft then

>>149706545
Peopl googling internacional might be after something else

RECONHECIIIIIIIII A MADONA ALI PARADA NO JARDIM

João Pedro Junqueira Jesus

>>149706545
>suported by countries that google boca

>>149709161
Based

uhm, brasilbros?

>>149709507
Brazil is the jail

Nombre del pibe?
Serpentinha Pliskichi

>>149709513
>mfw you are going to brazil memes were real

>>149709669
It is like playing monopoly and he got this card "you go to brazil"

>>149709528
Hot take: Escape from L.A. is actually good

>>149709792
I don't think it's bad, it's just much worse than EFNY

My fellow coworkers, there are no games today. How do we avpid that the thread becomes a sequence of posts complaining about sevral aspects of brazil political life or alternatively pic related

Reminder that if you are going to throw old underwear away, you must cut it to avoid ill intended people use it to make some hex against you

>>149710335
I only throw away mine when it has several holes, does that help?

>>149709513
kek

>>149710359
Every underwear has 3 huge holes on it

>>149710447
>only 3
Geez, we have some rich dudes here

>>149710357
That croatian coach, Slaven Bilic, looks a lot like Pergolini

>>149710482
Yeah one for the torso and two for the legs

>>149710447
Mine has at least 6 by the time I throw it out.

Business idea:shampoo in solid bars
Other business idea: argentinian league with 4 rounds. Each club plays the others 4 times, 1 at home, 1 away, and 2 wherever tapia decides

Business idea: you go to work.

>>149710512
doubt he's half as annoying

The ideal argentinian league

>>149710622
>"finally, the 200 team league is almos- oh wait, ferro didn't make it, 250 it is then"

>>149710622
>>149710645
Kek

MARACANAZO
MINEIRAZO
TARIFAZO

>>149710758
bombazo

>La Renga confirmed to play here in October

Leonesbros, we eatin' good

CORDOBAZO
RODRIGAZO
CACEROLAZO

>>149710895
tu culo y mi pedazo

>>149710758
Is that how you call gay people in the different brazilian states?

tudo pra vocês é gay preto e judeu slc

>>149710941
kkkkk ele regalou

MACACAZO
NEGRAZO
PARDAZO

>gay preto e judeu
Average paulista.

>>149710955
Just gaúcho

>>149710955
trikas

MC Daleste #RIPBOZO
Satoru Iwata #RIPBOZO
Marielle Franco #RIPBOZO
Maradona #RIPBOZO
PC Siqueira #RIPBOZO
Pope Francis #RIPBOZO

>>149710447
Bro this shit is like 50 reais for a pack of 3, buy some new ones

>>149711244
>50 janjas for 3 cuecas
That's expensive as fuck wtf
I bought 12 at Hering for 80 last year

At school there was a negão who sold bootleg cuecas
He was a funny guy

It's good to have good cuecas, those that look expensive like Calvin Klein for sex day
You don't want to get naked while wearing a cueca copinho, she'll get the ick

>>149711585
>tfw no negao bf

>>149711654
It's good to have quality underwear period. Cheap underwear gives me rashes on the inner thighs.

>>149711725
gordinho coxudo

>>149711736
just the latter

today's footie list looks grim

I had a dream I was in underwear at a family gathering and this redhead with big tits starts telling me about her business idea and I had to hide my boner.

>Norman, Lancelote and 1500 others footballers
>Vardrid, Bar-sem-lona and the rest of La Liga
>commit tax fraud
I mean.... why do the spanish gov even care at this point? are they this level of butthurt because Lanche-a-lot left?

>>149712263
você é burro?

>>149712320
quite the contrary.

>>149705807 (OP)
>21:30/20:30 | Deportes Limache x Coquimbo Unido
alerta de partidazo

>>149712259
what was her business idea?

It's time to accept that gordinhas can do anything magrinhas do

ISABEL WEPT AND TOLD US
PELÉ HAD REALLY DIED
CRIED SO MUCH HER FACE WAS RED
THEN I KNEW SHE WAS NOT LYING

>>149712469
perro lengüetazo

>>149712573
uh, fitbros...

>>149712665
holy sexo

vontade de comer um escondidinho

>>149712669
zamn Alaska looks like THAT???

>>149710758
>taxes are now a good thing

>>149710758
ArgenGODS we keep on winning!

>>149712573
Piscinera

>>149712669
I wanna pork this little piggy

copalib has ruined my head

Colapinto a fondo

>>149712883
How does this affect Bortoleto?

>>149712892
Agachate que te la meto

A pilot named Bortolento

>>149712263
Not paying taxes is a big no-no for government, bigger than drugs or child trafficking

>>149712482
OnlyFarts

>>149713047
we just call that google.com.br

fun fact: brazil almost missed the 2002 wc

>>149713149
and they weren't candidates for either 1994 and 2002

>needing refball to beat belgium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGwjQqXu_IM

>>149713149
>>149713158
this isn't true

>>149713149
>>149713158
this is true

>>149713149
>>149713158
This may be true

>>149713149
>>149713158
truth is relative

>>149713149
>>149713158
i don't know if this is true.

posso falar a verdade?

>>149712263
It is the easiest way to get people.to pay taxes
They dont want the footballers to be arrested, they want them to pay
Is this the correct use of criminal law?
No it isnt.
But it works

Renato or Cuca?

>>149713367
Mano Menezes

>>149713367
Cuca.
He was destined to coach the NT.

>In Spain, sentences under two years, particularly for first-time offenders, are often suspended, meaning the convicted individual doesn't serve time in prison unless they re-offend within a specified period.
Will you fuck off about it now?

>>149713395
Spain doesnt want him to go to jail.
They want to force him to pay taxes
If he pays it , it is all over
The correct way to make people pay taxes is to get their assets after they defend themselves
But this is expensive and unefficient
So they shame famous people into paying taxes

all the things she said
all the things she said
all the things she said
running through my head
running through my head
running through my head
all the things she said
all the things she said
all the things she said
all the things she said
all the things she said
all the things she said

He's breaking and this is just the beginning lmao

>>149713479
where will the money for lali concerts come from?

>>149713532
No big deal just take another cut from comedores as always.

>>149713532
Inflation, another dumb loan for whatever world bank, pick your poison

>>149713551
>>149713563
nah
just raise the monotributo

De Paul PEIDOU pro mengão
Sentiu a pressão do MANTO
Foi se esconder nos EUA, rola murcha

vinibros?

IT'S OVER RACINGSISTERS

>>149713630
Meu deus, la creatura

la luz extinguido

based bini

benicius...

>>149713681
das a mane

they need to stop taking Bauza to these things, it's fucking depressing

>Flamerda, who is only popular because Globo helped it be known nationally is now the only team who will not be televised to the world
Beautiful plot twist

>>149705807 (OP)

>>149713649
kek

DICK EXTENDS!!!

>>149713149
my friends tells it EVERY TIME we met

>>149713812
your reading comprehension and logic makes me wonder if you're not flamenguista as well

This is madness

>>149714053
I mean it's bosteros it's not like they have to work or anything

>>149714043
>i-it must be a flamenguista zainichi!
just admit that antis are retarded

>>149714086
nunca mais me responda com palavrinhas japonesas

Why is Flamengo team of Paraíba?

>>149713768
:(

>>149713889
Kek

>>149714108
volte para o reddit se você não gosta do japão
aposto que o seu time nunca ganhou um título na terra sagrada do nihon e nem vai ganhar

>>149714124
For decades, particularly between the 1970s and 1990s, Flamengo was one of the most popular clubs in Brazil due to national broadcasts by Rede Globo (based in Rio de Janeiro), which frequently broadcast Flamengo games nationwide. As a result, Flamengo gained enormous popularity in the Northeast, where many states lacked strong national clubs. This led to the formation of large fan bases for the club in the region.

brasileiro be like verbo tchu bi

>>149714053
Drop a nuke there and crime would drop by 95%

>>149714053
10 cuadras de cola implies the existence of 10 cuadras de pinto

>>149713681
Why is a grown ass monkey still wearing kid's clothes

>>149714208
based rede globo if true
probably the only good thing they ever did

>>149713681
ele tem tatuagi

>>149714297
For me? It’s pierced nipples

all the beans she cooked
all the beans she cooked
all the beans she cooked
smelling through my nose
smelling through my nose
smelling through my nose

>>149713681
made for gaucho cock

>>149714297
>ele

>>149714612
>I'll upload a picture of a caricature implying that's you!
someone did this to me and I haven't recovered in years

Next do me!

De que equipos son los chicos del barrio?

eu tô achando que o coxa vai perder pro crb hoje

we won the monthly grenal btw

>>149714704
I wish I was a fly on the wall of that banheirao

>>149714704
>Women's football
kys srsly

Cruzeiro x galo is the most violent classico right now

>cristina in jail
>alberto processed
axel when?

>>149714737
qrd?

>>149714763
Don't turn on the news libersis...

Will the bombonera be able to hold all this mass of people?

>>149714782
I asked chatgpt to list incidents in the last 12 months in brazil and it listed cru x atl-mg twice.

>>149714911
that's because half of the teams over there have atletico mineiro in their name

Hora do cafezinho.

Hora do queijo.

Hora do mate.

Polenta king is here
+
old man coach
+
walls is watching you

>>149715598
why is he hiding

>>149715691
Yo dawg I heard you like paredes...

To avoid new auckland city, boca should only hire players with superior education
So if they tie against accountants they can answer "well my left winger is also an accountant so it is not shameful at all"

>>149715691
mr walls is cautious

Steam down?
>no social media son can't check xitter

>commentator says theres a perro in the field
>production refuses to show them on camera

>>149715598
la B confirmed

>>149715928
no

>>149713768
is he blind?

>>149715928
apparently yeah but it's back up https://steamstat.us/

>>149716118
he has frontotemporal dementia, doesn't even know where he is or what's happening

>>149716189
he's literally me

thinking about this

>Santos x Desportiva Ferroviária
Capixaba bros...

>Copa Chile
Huachipato [1] - Concepcion 0

we're all gonna die one day...

i'm not adding this nigga

>>149716499
and thats why you gotta farm aura bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56WEANEqv2Y
this could be huge

Vamos a destruir argentina, este pais no merece existir más. Fundaremos nueva israel en la patagonia, un pais próspero y pujante, mientras el pais del norte se hundira cada vez mas en la pobreza y miseria.

>>149716678
based atlanta bro

>>149716004
>Make a two-metre-tall gorilla cry.
basadinha gaucha

>Copa Chile
Huachipato [2] - Concepcion 0

wake up babe Salas drama just started
>some Racin players and managers have him like on ig
It's over for Milito.

>>149716858
Milito more like Mitomanito

>>149716777
This dog is probably dead now
They cant eat choko

ARREGAZO HISTORICO DE LULA

>>149716950
is that forbidden ketchup

>>149716858
>the STATE of Diego Llantito

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

RIP IN PEACE RASIN

>7mins late
>Limache already scored two goals
broooo

>>149717052
live reaction from El Cilindro

>>149716890
>choko
that's feijoada

>>149716950
>tee hee muh strong man put the weak man in his place
>how do you know i am a cr7 fan?

>>149716953
somehow riquelme is the most decent person in that picture

>Copa Chile
Limache 2 - Coquimbo Unido [1]

>>149717125
Great so he probably didnt get pojsoned by all the salt

>>149716858
feeling bad for costas rn, would he like to coach river?

>>149717254
Coqiimbros, we can do it

>Copa Chile
Limache [1] - Coquimbo Unido 0

>Copa Chile
Limache [2] - Coquimbo Unido 0

>>149714086
>>149714197
the pot calling the kettle
go back to /int/ with your buzzwords

>>149717696
Ohhh ni yasashi janai desu
Ima nan ji desu ka
Watashi no kaban shiroi desu

There is an Argentine poster unironically named Cecilia

ynr seleção do Fluzão
https://youtu.be/loIci8uEAjg?feature=shared

>>149717812
it's the riber animeposter

Euphoria but Gyai as Zendaya and Rios as Hunter

hace calor

There's an homoerotic tension between argenchines and non black Colombians
and a homicidal tension between black Colombians and argenchinos

>>149717936
>jbl
Piranha imunda

acreditem se quiser, crb x coxa tá um jogaço

it's two shit teams that are often bailed out by a keeper in insane form

>>149718054
I believe in you so much that I won't even try to disprove it, I'll take your word as gospel and not check it so I can't prove you wrong

>18 jogos no ano
>13 lençóis limpos
>8/7 na série B
>zaga é Maicon e JACY MARANHÃO

Axé!

>>149718165
I imagine how your team would perform in série B

GOL DO COXA KRL BORA PORRA SEGUE O LÍDER

>>149718268
my point is Morisco is really good

>>149717936
Que avião

>BRASIL2
Clube Regatas Brasil 0 - Coritiba [1]

Se parar para pensar sem clubismo e inseguranças...
Comer uma trans é o caminho mais seguro para um analfabeto jogador de futebol....
Não vai ter gravidez ou denuncia falsa.de estupro, e você pode comer um cu até rasgar.
Vitimismus Jr., Mbappe e Gordonaldo estão cobertos de razão!
Eu mesmo rechearia essa trans de catupiry até no nariz, e ainda chamava a puta de borda de pizza

>>149718323
>pk at 43 of the second half
Hummmm

>>149718323
Penalty handball

>>149717936
no tatoos in sight, safe to watch

IMPORTANTÍSSIMA FORA DE CASA

>>149718304
melhor goleiro do brasil. e eu não estou sendo sarcástico

yeah... coritiba will make a some million with this boy

Who even makes this shit
I can name 50 teams better than us

>>149718442
what does belgium even do to remain in the top 10?
the robbery of the century

>>149718442
I think they use a variation of the elo rating

>>149718442
I can name 51 better than us

>>149718442
>Uruguay
>16°
Shamefur dispray

Imagine naming your country paraná

BOTAFOGO FAZ PROPOSTA DE 10 MILHÕES DE DÓLARES POR PEDRO MORISCO

fun fact: Paraná literally means Rio Grande

>>149718537
Só se o Textor quiser namorar o garotão

one of my drives is working slow
bros...

spin it faster

if you microwave a drive for 7 seconds it will magnetically realign the hardware and will fix any slow down problems

bean consumers can be scary

>>149718636
>>149718658
that works for hdds not ssds

>>149718714
download crystaldiskinfo and show us the numbers

who was the better player: mbappe or mirandinha?

>>149718592
F

>>149718763
vampeta

There is at least one Alejo posting in copalib regularly

brasileirão returns tomorrow

>>149718534
it's pretty good for a province

I hope it rains in your neighborhood tomorrow.

can you also foresee who's going to be my future wife?

>wife
Oh buddy, I have bad news.

just baked a pie
I bet you're incredibly jealous that I have pie and you don't

We all know who is to blame

your mom also has a pie, a cream pie

>>149718924

do you think flamengo will sentir o dedo do crespo?

when does banheirao return

>>149719118

bokita’s banheirao

sextou

>>149719107
that was not funny, apologize now.

Reminder that if you go watch superman you are supporting bahianons shenanigans

>>149719173
You are also supporting a pedophile and a jew.

Do gangs charge a tax to use a soccer field in the big Latin American cities? If there’s only one field per every few thousand people, surely there’s some drama about using the field.

>>149718704
wimar republic tier

>>149719139
the girl in the first frame in the pink shorts is Cathy Bulgakova

>>149719139
see>>149719193

>>149719173
Then I still won't watch it, but will buy tickets and give them away to support Bahia. We need to make Clube dos Treze great again.

>named clube dos treze
>treze isnt a part of it

>>149719191
Not that I know of. We have plenty of public pitches and courts and they're used with no stress whatsoever. There are also private ones that are rented at a price. I wouldn't be shocked if some of them were money laundering businesses.

>>149719193
It is my 2nd favorite republic

New superman movie is woke. Super perro is the only good thing

>>149718704
puntofijismo cowboy

>>149719303
For me, it's the correct Superman

>>149719193
>>149719247
Weimar had the greatest level of civilization in human history.
I wish I could easely go to a massage parlour and fuck some daughter and mother at the same time... then fuck a goose, kill, bake and eat it while he mother fucked the daughter's ass with a strapon

>>149719379
You can do that in pernambuco.

>>149719384
too hard to find a goose there... and i won't fuck any goats

>>149719379
Weimar looks like a name of a random feirante
>Weimar da Silva Santos from João Monlevade-MG

>wake up
>I'm not mauro icardi
>go back to sleep happy

TRUMP JUST RELEASED THE EPSTEIN FILES

>>149719798
he doesn't have the balls to do something like that

>>149719798
WTF RIQUELME IS IN THEM

cala bouca

bom chia copalib

>>149719667
what happened to him now

why is it raining

Argie women owe me sex

>>149721866
ETT

>>149721866
GORDAZA

>>149719379
Nah we know what you really want is to kill dozens of the type of people you hate in a concentration camp

>>149719798
Chikaner, I was in /pol/ this week and i saw you on /ptg/ saying trumpism is a cult

>>149722406
I mean who doesn't?

Abel will coach one of the 3 portuguese stooges next year

>chikaner obsessed nigga is also a /pol/tard
bet it's a paulistrannie as well, rangebanning slumpablo would improve this thread massively

The nicest team in argentina plays today

I wish someone would rangeban me from life

>woke up late
>couldnt have breakfast
>dont want to stuff my face with biscoitinhos
>already anxious for almuerzo
this is my battle of the day

>woke up early
>had breakfast
>stuffing myself with biscochos anyway
>gonna have guiso for almoço

PUSHING THROUGH THE COLA SQUARE
SO MANY PEOPLE SMILING
BOLIVIANO CAME AND TOLD ME
PAREDES HAD REALLY SIGNED
Y DALE DALE BOOOOO
Y DALE DALE DALE BOOOOO

>>149722580
>>149722580
Lers guess the team this fella supports

Casi miro

morning lads

>>149722645
Valeu gordinho.

why does cloudflare have to be such a fucking dick

Hoy juegan las diablitas de cali.

>>149722569
Patronato de Parana?

>>149722808
hola

>>149719323
>correct superman
>no underwear
baiano can't do anything right

>>149718835
I met an argie who’s actual name was Alejo
You guys have nicknames as names?

>>149723784
some of us have real names

>>149722808
bom chia

>>149723859
siempre aritmetica nunca algebra

>>149723310
Correct Superman wears underwear UNDER hisbodysuit

>supervisor called a dude on vacation to get the number of the IT guy
enfuriating stuff

>>149724410
they do that shit on purpose, they want you thinking about work all day

>NOOOOOO I'M IN MY PAID TIME OFF YOU CAN'T MESSAGE MEEEE
Just don't reply lol.

>called
>don't message me
smartest coworker

>fucking ex just messaged me
God fucking damnit can I have some peace?

I sent a dick pick to my boss and he gave it a thumbs up

>>149724614
he wants you to fuck his dog

Conmebol building is surprisingly discreet

>ex coworker gf is talking about her current work and bf
just chain me up to gordaska and throw me into the pacific ocean

>>149725042
Because it's a Mossad HQ in disguise

>>149725135
fat floats bro

>>149725042
what's inside the ball? Wigs?

>>149725168
It's never been more over than it currently is

>>149725171
evidence proving the puerta 12 incident was planned and instigated by the DAIA

>>149725162
So mossads goals in latin america are promoting racism, keeping america and mexico out and promoting los palmeras carreer

Me hanging out with my brazilian bros

I bet you faggots use the flexed biceps emoji

I know it might be tough out there but whatever you do, do NOT spell anon backwards.

>>149725666
you will not tempt me, satan

>>149725504
I hate lula, but this meme is just cringe.

>>149725171
I heard there's an argentinian living inside

>>149724575
lmao mine did and I didn’t reply and she proceeded to block me
In less than 48 hours
After having me blocked for 8 months
Rent free

>>149725629
I use it to interact with normies unironically so they know I am just like them fr fr no cap

>>149725042
yeah, surprisingly discreet... if you ignore the bigass museum, the 5 star hotel and the international airport integrated in its complex.

meanwhile FIFA

Fun fact :suriname is the only border country that has no twin cities with brazil

https://www.tudogeo.com.br/2021/10/14/cidades-gemeas-o-que-sao-e-quantas-existem-no-brasil/

twin city is a boomer term

>>149726197
There is an airport??!

>>149726235
So how would you describe foz do iguaçu and ciudad del este, then

>>149725042
Discreet as kick in the balls

>>149726242
Literally is the ONLY one in Gran Asuncion bro, you can't miss it

>>149725042
>discreet
Come on nigga. Also that building looks ugly af.

>>149726224
SOON

>>149726374
Yay
More people for me to create regional caricatures and hate

>>149725697
idgi

>>149726397
you can do that already

bros just ripped a fart so nasty it made me wonder if I'm not ill

>>149722645
>had breakfast
he doesn't fast for 12 hours
Low T

>>149726688
I've been weeks with no food, I just like eating

I buy my farts, piracy is theft.

If buying isn't farting then smelling isn't stealing

Is a man not entitled to the gas in his rectum?

:(

>>149726803
>No! - Said the man in Sao Paulo - it belongs to the jews!
>No! - Said the man in Bahia - it belongs to the Bahianas
>No! - Said the man in Rio - that's racist - he added.

>>149726374
Brazil needs direct access to Pacific

Every girl in UY and Arg is just a version of Alaska

>>149726998
Imagine you show up to her place and she needs to draw blood but then she's like "I can't find a vein teehee" and you're like "I know where there's a big one haha"

>>149727043
In the neck.

>>149727176
mujer 2D

>>149727092
I have too many verrugas

>>149727176
when that girl goes for an x-ray they just take a photo

>>149726829
what?

>>149726998
Name of this worthless whore pls

kkkkk aí é foda

>>149727176
Hambrientina time

>>149727504
>carioca humor

>river and racing in separate groups
little tapia had one job

Kekraldo is so useless he needs another man to get to his own girl
I bet that, similar to Luis Enrique, she prefers Pacho's qualities

>>149726898
Rota biooceanica bros....

>>149727176
Shes so small you could literally pick her up and throw her in your car, then take her to your house and keep her in the basement.

>>149727732
Imagine being under 2m tall

TIL that the anti ferrovia mafia is led by paulistas that don't want to see other states developing
They push the (((rodovia))) agenda
Truly the jews of Brazil

>>149727176
ela tem parasito intestinal

>>149727779
This is how houdini, the escape artist ,died

>>149727818
>getting punched in the gut gives you apendicitis
nigga 80% of brasil after turning 24 should be apendiceless then

>>149727794
Brazil started the building of two huge railways, one in 1987 and other in 2008. Neither one is 100% complete

>>149727867
why do you have so many Operàrio teams if you don't have trains

[INSÓLITO] Giorgio Armas: Acusado de secuestrar a chilena en Perú ahora viene al país como “chamán” de Colo-Colo.
Hace un par de años se dio a conocer el caso de una chilena que habría sido secuestrada por su esposo, Giorgio Armas, en Perú. Pero actualmente, ahora este hombre vendría al país con la finalidad de hacerle una "limpieza energética" al plantel de Almirón.
https://www.chilevision.cl/contigo-en-la-manana/policial/video/giorgio-armas-acusado-de-secuestrar-a-chilena-en-peru-ahora-viene-al

>>149728263
hol up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ5sXOcOjmE

insolito moment

>>149728263
Inacreidtavel

>>149728263
Youu can't "kidnap" your wife, she belongs to you. It's like me "kidnapping" a sanguche de mortadela

ok who the fuck took my sanguche de mortadela? that's not funny guys

delicious forbidden mortadela

I saw a guy hiding 32 sanguches de mortadela in his stomach.

:(

>>149728263
En chile violan matan
En peru secuestran

>>149728737
and they stole #33
32 is such an unlucky number

I hate females again

>>149728769
This nigga believes in astrology.

Awful thread.

>>149728737
each mortadella sandwich is 350g
350g . 32= 11 kg
I doubt it

I just cant see anything other than a sanlo victory today
Sorry!

>>149728837
I believe in mortadelogy

>>149728981
that's a thick fucking mortadela sandwich though

>>149728981
There's a little bit of sandwich in your mortadela

>>149728981
>each mortadella sandwich is 350g
haha.. yeah.. definitely not just a misersble slice in my sanguches mortadela

>>149728981
How many slices of thin cut ham is that

coxabros how we feeling today?

>>149728263
>muh astrology in sport
Why is it always in south america. Specially in Brazil

>>149729093
13 slices of mortadella

>>149728981
>cheddar with mortadela

>>149729137
>tfw no paranaense gf

>>149726197
Brasíliacore

>>149728981
this costs R$50 btw

>>149728981
delicia

>>149729706
t.

remember to pay your alimony
or better yet, remember to not deal with single mothers.

Slum Pablo's famous spots
>A fucking avenue
>A really big building where you can see all the small buildings
>A modern art museum filled with fags
>An old market where they sell 300 layers of mortadela al pán for the price of a burger

>>149705807 (OP)
https://rentry.org/copalib
https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule
https://www.promiedos.com.ar

Buenos Aires famous spots
>A fucking avenue (9 de julio)
>A really big building where you can see all the small buildings (alvear tower)
>A modern art museum filled with fags (bellas artes)
>An old market where they sell 300 layers of mortadela al pán for the price of a burger (san telmo)

bellas artes is classical old school type of art, the one with fags is the MALBA

>>149730489
whatever, the only museum worth visiting in Argentina is CCKR

>>149730534
it lasted open less than a week anon

>>149730552
you're joking, right?
tell me you're joking, I really wanted to visit it

>>149730582
the dude killed himself bro
they found his Tibia account too
Copalib is compromised

>>149730593
It is true, I just checked google maps...
I can't believe, my day is ruined

NO REFUNDS

Janeiro famous spots
>big jesus
>the few spots where favelados won't rob you (they want all the people in a single spot so it's easier to rob them)
>beach (homos only)

>>149730723
acabou

>>149730769
I think that the big jesus is not in carioca but other state

>they feel like an attentionwhore gorda
accurate

>>149730806
cut the desserts fat fuck

What about escuela da vinci?
I see some influencers shilling that shit and I don't trust it at all
>>149730723
kek
Paredes should be fine desu
he'll be assisting Cavani in no time

>onde tá o pneu estepe
>lá na del rey

>>149728981
>cheddar
disgusting

>>149730950
>pneu

>>149730806
Blame John IV

>>149730950
BOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOO THIS MAN SUCKS

You look like Boca
You walk like Boca
You talk like Boca
And I know why
You're a Bolivian in disguise
Oh yes you are
A Bolivian in disguise
Mhmmm

>the few spots where favelados won't rob you
no such place in RJ

>>149730216
Shit city
>>149730312
Beautiful city
>>149730769
Marvelous city

>>149730216
white city
>>149730312
brown city
>>149730769
nigga city

Florianópolis famous spots
>ponte hercílio luz
>praça vx
>mercado público
>canasvieiras
>jurerê internacional
>praia mole
>loja da decathlon
>milei de floripa

I'm gonna quit my job to study for concursos

I'm gonna quit my job to study female orgasms

>>149731758
Okay you sit right there and take notes while I work things out with your sister

>>149731660
>slum pablo
>white
the nazipardos on this site are so funny!
>>149731729
weird even though i like floripa canasvieiras is the only good one on that list

>>149731758
How does this affect Bokita?

>>149731758
>it will take a while

>>149731773
We have more money than you, FACT
Having money is an inherently white trait, FACT
Checkmate, pardola. Not my fault if your kind thinks coming here to work as iFood delivery guys will make them rich.

make the new one, i wanna post a huge argie bunda but don't wanna waste it on a barely dead thread

>>149731819
What club shirt is she wearing?

>>149731826
none but has a bokita sticker on the wall

I got the next thread in the oven, but you gotta kill this one first.

>coworker is talking
>coworker is constantly talking
>coworker is constantly talking about pregnancy and baby shit
>coworker is female

>>149731882
give her your BBC (Big Boquita Cock)

>>149731800
>We have more money than you, FACT
says the trikaschizo posting from diadema lmfao

>>149731897
some nasty nigga already did that thrice, bitch has a 3 year old, a 2 year old and a 6 month gremlin she's prohibited from bringing.

>>149731922
someone has to keep the natality up bro

>>149731903
>xhe thinks im trikaschizo
pardo deduction skills lmao

Imagine going to work and having to listen to her talk all day.

NEW

>>149731958
>>149731958
>>149731958

>>149731946
ching chong ling ping

>>149731979
das raycist