Thread 149706897

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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Horner out!
(Mekies in)
((Amx who knows))
(((T*rger still the devil)))

/biz/ idea: grid goblins

what has mekies achieved throughout his career

piss3 will NEVER win a wdc

death to mclel, as always

>does nothing
>wins

>>149706933
we are seeing enough of lando as it is

Max Furstappen :3

poztree is a loonie

edd

>>149706958
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=pecVHx8nQHK0pzt6

/biz/ idea: hornyman replaces mbs as FIA president

>>149706933
But we already have 20 of them?

>>149706951
Psychotri

>>149706950
I’m gonna draw Max as a furry because of this

>>149706980
>Psychotri
love this

>>149706962
lesbians!!!!

heh my boy colapintz... he just needs a little bit more time

>>149706962
unironically this would be good for the sport. no more islamic censorship crap, he understands what drivers and teams go through, and he has shown he can successfully develop and lead an organization.
im thinking based

>>149706942
wins what? McLaren finna take both the WCC and WDC this year

>horny to ferrari and max to mercedes
max+toto and horny+hammo
need it or keep it?

>>149707004
wins max dummy

So we like Mercedes now and hate Red Bull because of the recent developments?

For me it's
https://youtu.be/vKU90BSHqHk?si=mYISurmizUVqdJ2O

>>149707025
do you think they played gollum?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14890467/Christian-Horners-secret-heartache-Red-Bull.html

>The dramatic sacking of Christian Horner as boss of Red Bull had a secret tragic backdrop: his first wife died just ten days earlier after a long battle with cancer, MailOnline has learned.

>Beverley Allen, 58, who was the mother of the fired F1 boss's teenage daughter, passed away at her Cotswolds home last Monday, two years after first being diagnosed with eye cancer.

>Beverley had spent 14 years with Horner before he married Geri Halliwell following their split - and as well as sharing a daughter, he had helped raise her two sons, remaining on friendly terms.

>ynr Horner's deceased ex going absolutely furious when Horner started dating Geri

>>149707030
That sauna looks like it was build to prevent that

>>149707031
>7 years older than him

>>149707040
>had a kid at the ripe age of 47
I love modern IVF.

>>149707040
Hes into Hags

>>149707031
kwab

>>149707031
Horner is going to be drinking heavy soon enough though he might sober up to run for FIA president

>>149707050
You say this but Ramsey and his wife had one recently hell even Eccelstone still has working sperm

>>149706962
MAKE F1 HORNY AGAIN

Sporty > Scary > Posh > Ginger > Baby

>>149706962
>grid girls come back
YES

>>149707031
>died before seeing the Hulk podium
truly a grim fate

ITT: we write a WhatsApp message to jorj

South Georgia & South Sandwich Islands GP

Goodwood NOW (100 f1 cars this year)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqVlKhHdZlU

My mom was 37 when I was born and I am completely fine. Of course I am not first child.

>>149707137
ligma

>>149707149
Falkland Islands GP. If Colapinto beats Bearman the Argies get the land.

>>149707176
Deal

Throwing away all my Redbull merch rn.

>Geri's F1 husband
The absolute MISANDRY of British newspapers. He's not a person in his own right, just an extension of his more-famous wife

>>149707176
What is there, oil?

>>149707137
>Hi George, I'd like to ask you why you're so FUCKING CRAP, YOUR FUCKING MOTHER—
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfKredivMU

>>149707238
Penguins, seals, and child trafficking for the royals

fun fact about last race: every single medshitter finished behind his teammate

Yesterday I saw a girl with such a great pair of tits, I can get them off my mind. Races for this feel?

>>149706933
So in other words bring back grid girls for the African grand prix.

>>149707137
PACK YOUR SHIT GAYWEED

So there’s no other explanation of sacking Horner just like that other than AMX leaving.
It’s a done dead, right? Apparently Mercedes tops literally accepted paying 100 MILLION EUROS for him.

>>149707271
you can never get great pairs of tits off your mind. i still think about that older girl at the water park i spend the day perving on when i was 13

>>149707137
I know a secret about you mate

>>149707284
>So there’s no other explanation of sacking Horner just like that other than AMX leaving.
yep
>pparently Mercedes tops literally accepted paying 100 MILLION EUROS for him.
source? I knew that toto was willing to pay big money but I never heard the actual number, still a little less than what lewlew is getting from ferrari

>>149707238
It wasn't public at the time of the war, but the possibility of oil was a major reason the UK wanted to hold on to the Falklands
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jun/14/declassified-files-reveal-british-interest-in-falkland-islands-oil

Oil deposits were discovered a decade ago, but none has been extracted yet
https://www.theneweconomy.com/energy/companies-discovery-significant-oil-deposits-around-falklands

>>149707298
https://www.sportskeeda.com/f1/news-mercedes-figure-green-light-102-000-000-max-verstappen-move-reports

>>149707298
>https://www.f1oversteer.com/news/mercedes
Apparently his buyout is 86 million bongos. Mercedes probably makes as much in a minute.

I should been an F1 driver instead of a bum, which is what I am.

>>149707316
>>149707322
oh shit no wonder toto and josh werent worried about the performance clause which could still happen if rb keeps fucking shit up

>>149707328
Why didn't you work harder in school?

>>149707328
You should've been like Sainz, who is both.

>>149707344
because he isnt a NERDDDDD

>>149707271
ad21

>>149707328
have a pint for me instead

>>149707328
Have you considered getting richer parents?

>>149707328
It's alright Dan, Formula E is still something

>>149707271
I saw a plump yet flabby ass bouncing in white linen pants yesterday, and I think I'll remember this my whole life, just like Pierre Gasly's victory at Monza 2020

Pic rel is the sound I made when I saw it

Dead bull

This new Top Gear cast looks whack

>>149707604
And still no diversity

Horner + Perez for Cadillac would be kino

Dead Bull !

>>149706897 (OP)
Ok. So my ex's older sister has joined my workplace.
I don't think she knows who I am, but I know her sister.

Should I bring this up? I'm kinda curious.

>>149707670
start doing sex with her
tell her afterwards whether she's better or worse than her kid sister

>>149707670
yes, tell her

gimi

>>149707670
You should bring up christian hornier, and ask if she wants to see your file-76.

>>149707031
eye cancer sounds nasty desu

>>149707667
sex bull

>>149707667
I love teenager so much

>4 drivers championships and 2 constructors since 2021
>Shit-canned after one "bad" season

>>149707832
calm down ranjeet

>>149707861
I fuck your teenager. Where is she, sirs ?

>>149707858
He’s not shitcanned because of one bad season. He’s shitcanned because he literally lost Verstappen.

>>149707031
>he had helped raise her two sons

If horner resigned during the hornyman times, he would have been disgraced even further, even though the team would be in a far better state.

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

>100 million
>loses podium against sauber
Goatbros.....

>>149707947
I really don’t think the hornyshit contributed to anything. By reports, most of the staff was saddened and shocked that Hornyman got canned.

>>149707955
Maybe if he changes skin color. :^)))

>>149707670
She's gonna try and fuck you

>>149707955
we already do

>>149707667
Sex with Mikeu

>>149706897 (OP)
>forced to go on gardening leave so you go back to your mansion to sit on your pile of money and fuck an aging spice girl
There are worse fates

There are 75 F1 teams?

someday alonso will finally get win #33

my speeding ticket just arrived and its only 30€
racists won again, hahaha

>>149708139
He will retire next year. Unless he want to break a record for being a 50years old modern F1 driver

>>149708153
Does your insurance bend you over for getting tickets like a lot of places here do?

lol

>>149708182
yes they can ass rape you if you get a ticket that warrants you collecting penalty points

>>149708203
Do the insurance companies care if it was done by a camera or police? Here they don't give a shit about camera tickets since they can't prove your the driver so it doesn't affect your insurance rates

>>149708159
He may stay if Newey wings the 2026 ruleset and Aston makes a beast.

>>149708233
would

Red bull = dead bull

Max should move to asston fartin

Max Verstappen will NEVER EVER win another race again

>>149707031
Eye cancer sounds fucking horrible

>>149707920
Max following in his footsteps

Why can't F1 people conceive a son
Is something in the water they drink?

>>149708233
the town rapist hiding in those bushes had his way with her just after that video ended

>>149708337
Wow he's overcome with emotion

>>149708337
Newborn babies aren't happy, they're pissed off and confused

>>149708303
Is that Eunbig?

>>149708311
*as a RedBull pilot

>>149708377
yep
https://x.com/n00bywarrior/status/1941853689465164001

>>149708368
>they're pissed off and confused
just like me frfr

I’m actually very concerned for AMX up until the Merc deal isn’t officially announced.

>>149708139
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

Ferrari livery could have looked like this and would have fed generations of starving african and palestinian children.

Is there any legitimacy in the Horny to Ferrari claim? Vasseur’s doing a good job.

>>149707271
The one where Gimi doesn't get his drink.

>>149708445
more sexual renders by this nigga chris paul (Bottas and Checo would look good in this typa yellow)

>>149708396
>Pilot
Fuck off

>>149708468
RACIST

>>149708445
That's why they went with the livery they have

>>149708459
Are we going back to rimming in 2026?

>>149708459
The grid needs a yellow car again

>>149707227
>his more-famous wife
Nobody knows Geri. Only old people might remember Ginger Spice.
Horndog is more famous.

>>149708368
Don't kick them the second they get born.
Mine was quite happy once he was lying on his mommy.

>>149708449
Ferrari tried to poach him every year since Domenicali was in
This year: https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/horner-pledges-100-commitment-to-red-bull-amid-rumours-of-ferrari-approach.KR8Dg2n3NY9XggIGcX6T5
Last year: https://www.crash.net/f1/news/1018302/1/revealed-why-christian-horner-rejected-ferrari-job-offer
2012: https://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12475/7616548/horner-rejects-ferrari-link

>>149708496
In the Netherlands maybe. In the UK the general populace will definitely recognise Ginge more than Horny

>>149708496
This is like saying Mariah Carey is not famous because she has been inactive for a while. The Spice Girls were huge and Geri was the main girl of the group.

>>149708399
This is art. Koreans have solved entertainment.

>>149708548
Carey is solo you donk, Spice girls are a group and the only spice in the news is beckhams misses

>be honest

>>149707137
RED FLAG RED FLAG!

>>149708548
Like I said, old people might remember Ginger Spice.
Almost nobody knows that Geri is Ginger or that is Ginger's name.
Also, Mariah Carey has not been inactive at all.

>>149708509
>Don't kick them the second they get born.
but they wont remember

Posh>Spice>>Sporty>>Scary>>>Baby

>>149707670
Sniff her chair, tell her she smells like her sister and ask can you check if she tastes like her sister.

Impregnate.

>>149708556
They have perfect plastic surgery, that's about it.

Black pink > Spice girls

Lisa > Rose > Jennie > The other one

>>149708598
>Spice

>>149708615
I'll allow it.

>>149708620
*Ginger

>>149707670
send her File 76 and wait

>>149708515
dismissed as a rumour, they wont sack Fred for controversial Horny now

>>149708615
t. chinese migrant

>>149707670
I know a girl who's been dating brother - identical twins in the span of 2 months
You can do it

>>149708615
BP has made maybe one mid/ehh song, the rest is trash
SG made several big hits that are good.

>>149708590
Again, the comment you replied to was talking about British newspapers so assume it's in the context of a UK audience. Here, almost anyone that remembers the Spice Girls knows that "Ginger Spice" is/was Geri Halliwell. Can't say whether the majority of them would know that she's Geri Horner now, but the name Geri alone would be enough.

>>149708233
Thumbnail looks like a Google Maps screenshot with the red marker

>>149708672
Why are the Brits so obsessed

>>149708546
every f1 fan above 35 knows the spice girls by their maiden name, around here

>>149708672
In Brazil, "Geri Horner" might not be known.
But "Geri Halliwell" or simply "Geri" is stil considered a big name.

>>149708740
I don't think it's obsession, I think it's probably the fact that she had a somewhat successful post-Spice Girls solo career here, which she probably didn't in most countries.

>>149708802
>I don't think it's obsession
I wasn't even talking about Geri specifically. But Brits seem to be just obsessed by celebs.

compooah says no

>>149708813
>But Brits seem to be just obsessed by celebs.
Oh. Yeah, that's true. The public's appetite for sleb gossip seems insatiable. Must be why our tabloids are known for being the sleaziest in the world.

>>149708644
>dismissed as a rumour
Nigga, Horner himself told media that there's been talks but that he couldn't imagine committing to a project that is not Red Bull (something like that).
Now that's changed, so kino incoming (in 2027)

>>149708303
>>149708556
How the fuck did it take this long for Koreans to realize that titjobs are indistinguishable now?
I just remember that one time where they bullied an actress to death since she had big naturals and now cheering Eunbi for the same thing

Red Bull getting rid of Horner is a mistake.

The team will go to complete shit now. Horner was Red Bull. But no doubt in my mind he'll get poached by another team. The guy is an amazing team manager.

>>149708556
This looks AI generated

>>149708907
Horner to Aston ??

>>149708932
Well apparently Newey left because of Horner but I have only seen britards spread that rumour so I dismiss it. If anything I think Ferrari will probably give it a good try I mean probably any team will.

I'm done with Red Bull. Wtf? Can't believe they just threw away the most based TP with no chill.
After all the memories and emotions through these decades, it's like the brand has just collectively slapped us fans in the face.

>>149708947
>HAMWINSLOL
Its over

>>149708962
Hamilton can't even beat his teammate

>>149708960
>most based tp
>ruined his team for dried up 4/10 pussy

Why why why would you engage in extramarital shenanigans if you could just go home and coom inside ginger spice?

>>149708999
That's based in my books

>>149708960
>us fans

>>149708999
This is not because of the sexual harrasment thing as that has been thrown out twice now and the Red Bull board have also dismissed it, but the bitch still keeps trying.

It's probably either pressure from Marko or Jos Verstappen. Those two are the main people who seemed to dislike Horner.

>>149708999
He's objectively and subjectively the best TP of all time, in any category of racing.

>>149709037
Lesbians!

>>149707302
bongs have a tone of oil off the coast of Scotland from what I recall but you refuse to drill for it because it "will harm the tuna" or something.
You could look like Norway if you actually wanted it

>>149707328
I'm still planning to race dirt bikes. any year know I'll buy a bike and head out west...
30 isn't too old to race thousand miles through the Mexican desert, is it?

>>149709037
Midlife crisis hits hard. You think it's funny now but it will happen to you and you won't even notice till you fired and divorced.

>>149708999
This is like if Manchester United fired Alex Ferguson before he could quit.

>>149709037
Because every man deep down wants variety and younger pussy, whether they admit it or not

>>149709037
Horner is a bloke at heart and yearns for a slag to fuck instead of a posh wife

>>149709060
>who is ross brawn

>>149708886
>bullied an actress with big naturals
I could've saved her

>>149709124
>benefit from unlimited testing time and a personal track
>luck into billion dollar rockoetship from Honda
Horner built everything from scratch. Brawn is a luckbox.
Mercedes utterly boomed when he left. Speaks volumes.

>>149709124
Jean Todt and it's not even close

Dead Bull

>>149709168
This. They're nothing without their leader. The Verstappen clan are going to run everything into the ground, and AMX will never win a championship ever again.

Complete and utter greed from a known abuser and wife beater.

>>149709124
Ross Brawn has only

8 Wins
1 Constructors title
1 Drivers title

When he was a Team Principal.

Compared to Horners which is:
124 wins
6 constructors titles
8 drivers titles.

Again only counting when they were Team Principal and not a Technical Director as thats underneath a Team Principal.

Dale Earnhardt

>>149709181
go back faggot

>>149709138
Koreans considered this as fat btw

>>149709198
Look at that muffin top, that's fat.

>>149709198
what an ugly cow. But you know what, I'll take one for the team and date her anyway.

>>149709181
I hunt whales like you for fun. I drunk all the time and beat my wife and i rape my children

>>149706962
Do it
Actually do it

Have you guys ever raced at all? I tried Karting and it's crazy how I was pushing as hard as I can the whole time and I came last. Some guys that do regional stuff came and mogged me by like 5 seconds

>>149709198
is she the one that killed herself?

>>149709223
I played quite a few Mario Kart games back in the day and I'm a veteran at Playstation 1 racing.

>>149709213
>United statesians always fighting ours toughest battles
Thank you for your service

>>149709240
Yeah
Her career tanked after this red carpet appearance where people called her fat and got silently blacklisted by their industry

>>149709181
Let's not act like Redbull wouldn't keep being shit if he stayed on

>>149709223
The Fatso of Florida
Joke aside karting is really different than cars, in my experience you have to be ballsy and not brake, where other would. But I heard the pros basically drift and go fast anyways so who knows. Also at public tracks all the karts are maintained and setup at random so it's possible you got a shit one

>>149709257
yeah South Korea should have got the 3rd nuke

>>149709289
I talked to the guy after and he said that he just never brakes at all, I wasn't braking hard but I guess I just didn't have the guts to just fly through the corners

Is Geri pronounced more like Gary or Jerry?

>>149709322
>he just never brakes at all
Makes sense, karts are basically direct drive so the the acceleration is bad, you want to keep your inertia as much as possible to have traction out of corners

dead bull

>>149709223
I'm actually alright at karting. There's a based track called Chaika in Kyiv I used to go to often. Dangerous as fuck. Nearly flipped a kart ragging it around a corner, and I think my lap times were never the same since. Proper slow motion shit.
Went back during the war. The Russians bombed everything around it (track built near an airstrip), but the track remained safe. Was racing soldiers on their time off and smoked em.

Love that smell of petrol, the noises, waiting for the start, finally hitting a perfect complex, etc.

Addictive as fuck trying to grind down lap times.

If you're at a kart track where you never have to brake it's a shit track

>>149707137
KWAB, KWAN and NARB eternal

>>149709289
I went to a karting place and the guys who were at the top of the season leader board showed up. if you watch them they basically have the kart fully rotated before the apex
if you follow them you realise they basically only brake to rotate the kart and balance the thing on a knifes edge through the corner
its wild

>>149709037
Because you yearn for variery. Try eating your favorite food for dinner exclusively for 30 years.

>>149707137
English Rob Schneider

>>149709037
Probably wasn't fucking him. Aren't a lot of marriages sexless?

brits are overheating i think

>>149709427
>Aren't a lot of marriages sexless?
not until the wife hits 47-50

>>149709332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIWJ4_YvgB4&t=44s

The place I go sometimes merge the two tracks into one, it takes 2 mins to complete a lap, it's so much fun. Especially the triple chicane that links the top and bottom track, you can just go straight through it, and then it slopes downward

why are anglos like this

>>149709427
Not necessarily even sex. Married life can grow stale if you just begin to take each other for granted. The old meme of "My wife doesn't understand/appreciate me", while another woman is showing him the attention he craves (in this case because she was a subordinate at his work)

>>149709465
because they're a bunch of ignorant little shites

>>149709303
i'd biff her megabox

>>149709502
Start digging

>>149709502
>>149709512

>>149709465
They HATE max because he took away Lewish fake 8th title.

>two more weeks until spa
no more three week gaps between grand prix, I can't handle it

>>149706962
I miss this lil nigga liek u wouldn't believe

>>149709465
The raid on the Medway still lives rent-free in their heads.

Seriously, where does Hornyman go now? Apart from shitter ass teams he really only has a newcomer as an option. AUDI or Cadillac and both will be shit.

>>149709037
some women are into dudes that pursue other women (all of them)
its pretty rampant in F1 to have cuckold wives
Nigel Mansell was notorious for this

>>149709598
home

>Accidentally clicked Tag Heuer ads on F1 website
>See Price

Jesus fuck my Allah my Buddha 3 or 4 of these and you can buy a house in here with some change

The Indian guy on Sky Sports just said Red Bull could fire Max and still be "fourth or fifth best on the grid".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mme5XtTBSoQ

>>149709598
Retire. He almost 60

>>149709604
>Nigel Mansell
you mean Prost?

>>149709611
The Richard Mille watches go for even more, those the drivers put on during the post-race interviews.

>>149709611
Post Casio drawer

>>149709598
Ferrari would dump Vassuer
Asssston would dump Cowell, but who knows what the relationship with Newey is with Horner
supposedly Newey left because he is a white night simp faggot and went with le current thing of Horny talking about how he liked cocopuffs to a woman who was pursuing him as Horny being a rapist for that

>>149709611
I bought the Red Bull one.

>>149709631
Probably
Affairs for mid aged men are expected/allowed/encouraged with French aren't they?

>>149709655
yeah, Prost slept with his boss's wife.

>>149709643
Aston is probably off as Newey left because of him.
I doubt Ferrari would dump Vasseur just like this as he’s doing a good enough job.
But I really highly doubt Horny is interested in retiring.

>>149709611
What's the price in real money instead of rupees?

>>149709604
It was the moustache wasn’t it.

>>149709611
expensive watches are so fucking tacky
people have no clue how easy it is so manufacture these

watches were only worthy of status back in the day when they were handmade, like if you were to buy a George Daniels or something
These modern "fancy" status watches are literally the same level of manufacturing as a dishwasher

russell is true aristocratic englishman and if hes not on the grid in 2026 i will stop watching this sport

>>149709598
Ferrari has already held talks with him in the past and most likely remain highly interested.
Alpine is a dumpster fire and are probably interested as well.

the OG Formula 1 Tag Heuer's were nice, would definitely have gotten the yellow one if I had the chance

>>149709683
You sound like a DTS babby.

>>149709619
51 is not almost 60

>>149709685
Of course all the dumpsterfire teams would he interested in him but would you want to commandeer a Haas or an Alpine? Fuck no you wouldn’t.

>>149709665
Ferrari is even more soulless and hyper corporate than RB and would absolutely fire in a microsecond anyone they could find better, even if it's not even with results but for branding, Hamilton is a perfect example of that

>>149709682
bootlegs will probably have just as good manufacturing these days with all the OP modern production techniques

Now that Hulk has completed F! what does he do now?

>>149709722
WEC.

>>149709709
Well then, this confirms Horny to Ferrari. Horny and Nibber vs Toto and AMX. The ultimate switcharoo.
I kinda think AMX would strive under Toto as well as he’d shut Jos the fuck up.

>>149709722
Indy

>>149709722
goon to scat porn

>>149709722
WDC 2028

>>149708556
Lawd have mercy

>>149709043
Good post

>>149709743
nah, Germany has a soft spot for zoophilia
e.g. Gina-Maria Schumacher

>>149709066
We genuinely couldn't because the government is too short sighted to properly set up any sort of sovereign wealth fund - the profits would be sent overseas and what's left would be spent on a new holocaust monument in Stockton-on-tees

This country is 'run' (and I use that term very loosely) but greedy retards

>>149709706
Where's the fun in leading an already successful team? He's built one already.
If he still wants to be in the sport, and moreover, prove that his success wasn't luck, then he'll take on a new challenge.
Specially if the Ferrari door is still open. If he manages to revive the red retards that would me a monumental achievement. Taking his legacy to a whole other level.

>>149709223
There's a place near me in Slough called Super karts

I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making shit loads out of computers.

>>149709830
and what about the companies like BP who set up all the oil industries in the middle east during the colonial era? where have they all gone?

>>149707031
>eye cancer
Wtf, this exists?

>>149709465
>Absolute undriveable shitbox of a 2nd car
>Chewing through drivers like they're going out of fashion
>4th in the standings
>Some brain-dead Russian on /f1/: everything working as intended!

Lawson spotted at Goodwood

I live in Milton Keynes and just seen Christian Horner drive past me on an e-bike with a deliveroo bag on his back

>>149709738
imagine horny getting ferrari back to championship form and winning with Hamilton against Max

>>149709682
It's ok if you can't afford one mate

This post was sponsored by Audemars Piguet

Modern Ferrari mechanics will only listen to other Italians due to their misplaced sense of superiority. Christian Horner is short and sleazy so he's close enough that it just might work

>>149709869
into the 'green energy' grift

>>149709905
Did you egg him?

>>149709912
Not even Horny can fix Ferrari. Vasseur alluded plenty that Ferrari’s biggest issue is Ferrari itself.

>>149709869
'on the books' only a very small amount of their business is conducted in the UK, so their tax liability is tiny. Meanwhile energy bills are the highest they've ever been. The UK Government's solution to this? Pensioners (read: millionaires) get a £350 credit each year to help them pay for bills - so essentially taxpayer money is funneled directly to either A. The bank accounts of millionaires, or B. The bank accounts of the energy companies

The system works!

Hi guys, I’m Canadian.

>>149710044
Good morning

>>149710056
Good evening sirs

>>149710044
Fuck off buddy, I’m horny.

>>149710160
Fuck you bloody fuck bastard sir

Tony Hawk was at Silverstone?

>>149709722
Red Bull Racing tp

>>149710194
Who?????????

>>149710219
Dead Bull Racing

>>149710044
Between Alonso and Ocon, who eould you say was better?

>>149710230
>Are you Tony Hawk
>Yes
>Why
DEEP

>>149710044
which caste do you belong to?

>>149709198
>>149709303
This was the last video of her alive. its not edited

>>149710230
>Are you Tony Hawk?
>Yes,
>Why?
it always gets me. poor guy. he can't not be tony hawk. there is no cure for being tony hawk

Gilli :)

>>149709883
>win 4 championships
>ugh you shouldn't have focused on the best driver, Max bad!

>>149709640
A singular F-91W with Nato strap
Do you even need more?

>>149710234
>>149710295
sirs don’t be rude sirs
Ocon and Saskatchewan

>>149710394
don't reply to british posters. they aren't human and are just (you) farming bots. they are always contrarian on purpose.

>>149710477
Shut up burger.

do you think little bro inherited unfortunate jawline?

>>149710517
It’s a grill. She’s basically already non-virgin.

>>149710394
It was the only way to extract performance, it just so happens Max can handle it. I really hope to see him in a different team with a more balanced car.
>>149710477
There's far worse nationalities on this board thougheverbeit

>>149710320
Why is she hitting herself with a comb?

>>149710264
>>149710321
Even with your name tied to the most popular skating games of all time, you will still fall into irrelevancy. Shit sucks. Least he still has his millions I guess.

>>149709198
>>149709240
I could have saved her

Not a good work environment

>>149710320
>>149709198
>>149708886
>>149709257
>>149709303
I hate south koreans more now, thanks.

>>149710679
It's missing someone.

>>149710679
He who lives by the mid season firing, must die by the mid season firing.

I told you ORACLE would be the TRVE death of Formula 1 but (you) didn’t listen.

Red bull KtM is kill
Red bull F1 is also kill

>>149710733
How do you kill that which has no life?

>>149710679
Will Yuki outlive Helmut?

>>149710738
finally :)

Red Bull shot itself in the foot.

Max is all but sure to leave for Mercedes and they go and fire their best Team Principal.

Retarded

>>149710044
namaskaar, Sir, death to hamilton

>>149710821
I know how they can save themselves.

>>149709632
Ironically F1 paddock is the only place were you can wear one, everywhere else you get mugged faster than you can spell "RM"

https://nypost.com/2022/03/19/nyc-tourist-shot-over-six-figure-watch-is-crypto-expert/
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cw8y03d8v56o
https://robbreport.com/style/watch-collector/carlos-sainz-chased-down-thieves-richard-mille-watch-1234893803/
https://nypost.com/2023/09/23/thieves-target-jay-z-and-formula-1s-favorite-richard-mille-watches/

>>149710740
Oracle finds a way. Just like Apple.

here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqVlKhHdZlU

>>149710738
>>149710733
>internal turmoil
>Hornyman gone
>car is shit
>Yuki struggling
>Max likely to leave
>other key individuals left and more are leaving the team
>rumors are that Red Bull's 2026 engine is underperforming

What are the chances of Red Bull selling both teams if their 2026 is a disaster?

>>149710844
Oh my, even paddock is no more safe space to wear one.

>Last year in Miami, during a Formula One race, at least four wealthy fans had their RM watches — valued in total at an estimated $2 million — slipped off their wrists in a crowd by slick thieves, recalls veteran watch dealer Roman Sharf who himself was sporting a Richard Mille that day.

>One of the alleged victims was real estate developer and financial influencer Grant Cardone whose $750,000 RM, which he had shown himself wearing on social media sites, was stolen.

>He subsequently sued the organizers, including Formula 1’s parent company Liberty Media, claiming he had been targeted in the VIP area, but dismissed the case earlier this year.

>According to the lawsuit, thieves “orchestrated a massive distraction” to steal his watch – one of many RMs in his collection – after gaining access to VIP areas and following Cardone and his wife.

>Sharf, 53, C.E.O. of Luxury Bazaar, in suburban Philadelphia, and star of a popular YouTube wristwatch channel, told The Post: “I didn’t get taken because I’m always aware of my surroundings.

>“The way it goes down is there are thousands of people at the event and someone bumps into you in the crowd and takes the watch off you without you even knowing. They can do it with a handshake,”

>>149710864
Selling back to Jaguar

>>149710878
>>According to the lawsuit, thieves “orchestrated a massive distraction” to steal his watch – one of many RMs in his collection – after gaining access to VIP areas and following Cardone and his wife.
something out of a Hitman game, lucky they only wanted his watch

>>149710844
>F1 paddock is the only place were you can wear one
Chuck, Norris, Sainz got stolen a few
Lando was even beaten during robbery

I'd be pretty pissed if someone stole my $150 watch

>>149710899
Didn't Norris get robbed twice?

>>149710918
Yes

>>149710918
No

Maybe

>Nu Jaguar
Grim

>>149710918
I don't know

>>149710560
So you admit that Max dragged a totally undrivable car to 4 championship on merit.
Good

>>149710864
Highly, either that or they retire from F1.

>>149710950
well it fits
>DEI Statement
>
>We want Goodwood to be a safe, welcoming and accessible environment for both our staff and customers. We maintain a zero-tolerance approach to racism and any other form of discrimination.
>
>We are committed to sustained action against systemic inequity across the business, as well as the promotion of diversity and inclusion within the sporting and leisure pursuits we champion. We are in the process of looking within with humility, listening and acting to effect real change, with a firm commitment from the Goodwood Executive Board to drive this forward.

>>149710864
Low.
1. The only team expected to perform well is Mercedes. Every other team is complaining about the shit regulations. This gives Red Bull some chance of staying in the top 5.
2. Red Bull is a huge sports brand nowadays, they've been a huge part of F1 for the past 20 years, and they've got talented youths coming up in Hadjar and Lindblad. They're not gonna give it all up after a little turbulence.

>>149710899
>Lando was even beaten

Nice

>>149710821
RB is doing retarded shit. Something tells me firing Horny was a last-ditch desperate gamble to keep AMX. Don’t know if RB knew about Mercedes greenlighting Toto to get AMX whatever it takes. Even if it’s 100 MILLION EUROS.

>>149711033
I'm tired of corpo speak

Underage Asian grid girls.

Yes? No? Why?

>>149711048
that's not nice

>>149711053
F1?

>>149711053
The Nonce of Nagasaki

>>149711053
Yes.
>Why?
Happiness.

It's over, Piquet has spoke
https://www.gpblog.com/en/news/verstappens-in-laws-spill-hes-driving-for-mercedes-next-year

>>149711053
The Roricon of Roppongi

>>149711140
Thank god

>>149711053
the child-lover of Chiba

finally Mercedes is going back to it's roots
I can see Toto growing a Hitler mustache


How are you preparing for the Mercedes era /f1/?
I'll be honest I always liked Toto

Sexo

>>149710394
>Win 4 championships
>Ummm that's enough actually :)

You stupid cunt

>>149711258
He won 4 in a shit car, now he will win 4 more with a mercedes rocketship, I think he'll be able to do a 24/24 race win season.

I just read the news
wtf going on

>>149707227
Is Pimm's any good.

>>149711217
Looks like the retard 720s gt3 front end

>>149711462
he shot down a UFO?

wouldn't max want to drive in silver/white

>>149711140
george to red bull then

>>149711432
Just nuke USA already you pussy

>>149711524
no :(

>>149711524
wrong thread

>>149711504
That would be absolute cuck move from bullstappen

>>149711562
F1 related cause Liberty Media is the source of all evil in the world

mb Max is moving to Mercedes and Hornyman was fired because he didn't keep him?

>>149711524
not before i’m done with my fallout bunker, kraut

>>149711662
Yes, it's painfully obvious

>>149711504
>jorj
>redbull
lol never
he will drive for ashton

Mercedes will be the only top team without Angloids
It's a no brainer to root for them

>>149707031
>The dramatic sacking of Christian Horner as boss of Red Bull had a secret tragic backdrop: his first wife died
Can anyone elaborate how his ex-wife dying is supposed to be related to him being fired? Was it her last wish to ruin his career or something?

>>149711681
alonso's never going to get his neweycar lmao

>>149711217
uglier than even the sniffer desu

Verstappen status?

what if horner was fired because Jos is angling to have a controlling stake in RB

?

>>149711798
Washed. Always has been, always will be. Shrimple as.

a happy Abu Dhabi 2021 to you, Rakesh

>>149711857
why the fuck would the verstappens want stake in a destroyed dying team?
horntard was fired because max singed to mercedes

Coffee time

>In late May, Chalerm Yoovidhya, son of RedBull co-founder Chaleo, transferred his personal 2% stake in RedBull GmbH to Swiss trust Fides Trustees SA.
>Since RedBull’s founding, the ownership breakdown was 49% held by the Austrian side (via Mateschitz’s Distribution & Marketing GmbH), 49% by the Yoovidhya family through TC Agro, plus Chalerm’s extra 2%, giving the Thai side the de facto majority.
>Word is that last year, Austrian shareholders (Mateschitz’s side) had lost confidence in Horner, but the Yoovidhya family, holding the majority, counteracted any attempt to remove him.
>With Chalerm’s 2% stake gone, report suggests the Thai family's control may no longer guarantee Horner immunity. The current voting power might now favor the Austrian side, enabling them to support his removal.

>>149711707
there is nothing more cringe than all the f1tubers memesters

Lando Norris is one of the greatest drivers in the history of the sport.

>>149711862
Damn, so like Jos?

>>149711893
nah he is the shittiest driver of the past 20 years
he is a molested cumdump for zak brown

>>149711893
Lando Norris will be the most fraudulent world champion since Damon Hill.

>>149711883
>>149711890
because this
the Verstappens are tied at the hip with the Austrian faction
they ride or die with Helmut
Austrians just invested heavily into RB
Horner was probably thinking about the future of RB post Verstappen in terms of car dev
Now Verstappen will have a 100% car dev for him instead of like 80%
Jos is power hungry
Helmut is the one that has been making all the decisions to sign shit drivers
I think Verstappens want a pure team for them alone

>>149711910
>since Damon Hill.
*Sir Lewis

>>149711910
Nowins will retire without any championships

>>149711938
Cope, we're in the Norris era now.

>>149711938
PS3 is proving to be a similar mental midget thougheverbeit, truly a battle of mid.

>pozfags really think ps3 has a chance to win a wdc
lol, lmao even

>>149711933
Lewis Hamilton is the GOAT.

>>149711945
stop replying to me pedo
>>149711947
PS3 is constantly outperforming the molested zoomer, but the FIA is actively sabotaging him

>>149711960
>FIA is actively sabotaging him
FIA didn't make him go then slam on the brakes again.

>>149711960
>FIA is actively sabotaging him
True but he also shouldn't be braking like a retard, nor asking for position after his own fuck up.

>>149711972
he was just trying this luck, pando nowins is a total loser

>>149711279
Not if his teammate is George Russell.

>>149711958
kek

>>149711984
George is complete shit, bro

>>149711984
george russel is utter shit bro

>>149711990
I can see how you would agree, if you are trans.

>>149711989
He got 7 world titles and the only driver to win over 100 races.

>>149711998
Put any retard (not a rookie) like Stroll in that Mercedes and you get similar results.
>>149712009
statsfag

>>149712009
0 legal titles

>>149712013
Cope, George is the 2nd best driver on the grid.

>>149711140
so does jorj go to red bull, alpeen, williams or caddy?

>>149712021
what are you even saying? max is 20 times better

>>149712020
Racist cope.

>>149712030
Aston Martin

>>149712034
neck yourself pedo

>>149712033
No he isn't, he hasn't had a WDC worthy teammate since Ricciardo and he lost to him twice.

>>149712009
>over 100 races
Time for #2ndracism then.

>>149711980
cope, poz3 was malding

to all who say jorj is bad driver, name 5 better drivers pls

>>149712048
he beat literally everyone who matters
he destoryed hamilwog in a slower car, he destroyed leclerc, russles, porris and piastri

>>149712009
He was beaten by two teammates and tied by one

>>149712068
Lando Norris
Lewis Hamilton

>>149712075
the 2021 championship was rigged in his favour, and the rb wasn't even slower for most of the year anyway

>>149712068
Max Verstappen
Michael Schumacher
Senna
Prost
Fangio

>>149712009
>>149712080
I forgot that Russell beat him too.
Beaten by 3 teammates and tied by 1

>>149712068
these anons
>>149710861
>>149710713
>>149709252
>>149707726
and of course, me

>>149712075
He had a faster car than all of them.

>>149712093
>the 2021 championship was rigged in hamilwog's favour and max still won
ftfy

>>149707157
time attack when?

Who the actual fuck likes George Russel. Not even bongs like George Russel and they loved Poois Hamilpoop.

>>149712048
>a WDC worthy teammate
>since Ricciardo
Right. Because inconsistency is obviously the core virtue of any champion.

>>149712110
Abu Dhabi was rigged as only the cars in between were allowed to unlap themselves.

>>149712106
no he didn't, the red bull was one of the slowest cars from 2021 - 2025

>>149712089
you only named 2 retard
>>149712095
5 drivers on the current grid, or is everyone who is a generational talent bad to you?
>>149712102
real

>>149712120
>Abu Dhabi was rigged for hamilwog
ftfy

>>149712119
Ricciardo was one of the best drivers on the grid throughout 2014-2020, then he went up against the great Lando Norris and was destroyed.

>>149712093
Lewis cucked himself in Baku, he can thank himself for losing 2021. No rigging necessary.

too much hamilcoping itt

>>149712135
ricciardo was always shit, and overrated
yet ricciardo won sooner at mclaren on merit than pando nowins

>>149712120
idk why in abu 21 bottas didnt crash or stop the car on track and get out to keep the safety car or redflag the race. toto would have paid him millions under the table after a few years.

>>149712149
If Ricciardo was so shit why did he beat Max twice?

>>149712155
Experience. Shrimple as.

>>149711279
The RB wasn't shit until last year let's have it right. Even then, my point is they've sacrificed the constructors because they refuse to give a fuck about their 2nd driver

>>149712155
Max was still learning, and he only needed 2 years of experience at a big team to destroy dildoman

>>149712173
it's already confirmed that the RB was a total undriveable shitbox in the past 5 years and yet max still was able to score 4 champions

What is it with the Br*tish and glazing mediocre drivers?

N

>>149712190
Easy (you) farming

>>149712188
Lmao, the RB was an absolute rocketship in 2020/21/22/23 you fucking retard

>>149712173
Technically it was undrivable ever since Perez got exposed in Miami 2023, since he forgot how to drive after that.

yeah, I fucking love Abu Dhabi 2021
eternal death to hamilton

Michael Schumacher

NEW: Leaked recording of Christian Horner's explosive meeting where he was fired

>>149712206
7th fastest car at best mate

>>149712190
It's not our fault that we have 3 drivers on the grid right now and all of them are really good.

>>149712206
nah, it was barely a mid field car
max carried it

>>149712135
>one of the best drivers on the grid throughout 2014-2020
On his good days, sure.
Underperforming otherwise.

>>149712231
hamilwog: was never good and washed
russel: utter shit
nowins: molested loser paydriver

>>149712227
>>149712234
You got me

>>149712252
If Norris was a poor as Hamilton was he would still have made it onto the grid due to his huge talent.

>>149712231
>3 drivers
>lewis, lando, bearman, george makes 4
>not to mention ps3, son of law, and stroll are all members of the crown
you are not the brightest bloke

>>149712271
he has no talent, he is a loser

>>149712280
Piastri, Lawson and Doohan are all criminals, they are not one of us and Stroll is French.

>>149712281
more wins than the best hungarian

>>149712295
"wins"
all rigged, nothing on merit

>>149712271
>poor as Hamilton
Indeed. Poor Hamilton, growing up in a mansion with no more than three bathrooms.

>>149712293
they are your pedo king's subjects. stroll is an english name retard

>>149712038
they will keep the geriatric for '26

>>149712303
Won them all without cheating.

>>149712315
Stroll isn't his real name.

>>149712338
"won" all of them with cheating

i reward shartmilton my toaster

*WARNING TRUTHNUKE*
retards still replying to the united kingdomian hammofag, so which one is it?
>yall niggas bee really fucking retarded
>new from reddit
>insecure as shit
>really think hammo is GOAT tier and is debatable
>a mix of all those

Finna make the next thread

It's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2aNfQfN8Ao

baking

>>149712394
>How the new Cadillac F1 team will really work
Spoiler: It won't.

>>149712394
edd is a fat fuck

>>149712415
Edd is one of the skinniest people in America.

>>149712436
If I was Edd, I would go for the full Norf FC fan look.

>>149712464
edd isnt in america.

>>149712354
Fuck off Colfag your only driver is an absolute shitter

tear the club up

>>149712479
did any of the resident mexicunts try menú checo?

>>149712475
>edd isnt in america.
I'm pretty sure that some part of his must overlap the American continent.

>>149712478
not an argie or a colafag tho

>>149712508
Hahaha, why is there a sudden eclipse?

>>149712525
NEW!

>>149712505
No, they just bought the Coke LMAO

>>149712532
thead made by a pedophile

>>149712532
consider ending your life

>>149712544
Nur nur nur

make a normal one and ignore the pedo thread

baking

>>149707031
https://youtu.be/Axz_DHt_Asc

baked
>>149712557
>>149712557
>>149712557

mclaren - alfa romeo

>>149707137
recap
>ligma Hi George,
I'd like to ask you why you're so FUCKING CRAP, YOUR FUCKING MOTHER— PACK YOUR SHIT GAYWEED! I know a secret about you mate, RED FLAG RED FLAG! KWAB, KWAN and NARB eternal English Rob Schneider.
yours truly, /sp/