Thread 149708367

carlton v bane
good games start tomorrow

first for sex with aflw feet

vintage carlton moment

Disgusting game
Emblematic of modern AFL -- dareIsayit, the modern world

somehow people will still blame voss for this

>>149708379
fucking based

>>149708379
can't imagine they'd have good feet

shit game

>>149708379
Straight after a match?

umps getting in the way yet again

Pittonet making TDK look like he's overpaid (he is)

Is AFL becoming a game that no one recognises because it is Governed in Melbourne? Melbourne is socially and politically become more different from the rest of Australia. With views that contrast with the rest of the country. Does anyone think this has lent to the game changing?

>>149708392
no but syeven podiatray iykwim haha

gypsy blooser gf

>>149708409
shut up fag

>>149708414
why gypsy?

>>149708419
the one they just showed on tv looked gypsyesque

The footy obsessed, loyal and religious gf

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149708430
Love this one, it's a 10 for me.

>>149708429
she's asking for anal

lol

eat nothing all day and then binge at night

>>149708429
I'd love to fuck her in her throat, pussy and anus

wow! carlton such big club!! such big big victorian club! so very big! this should have been played at the mcg!! such big club, such a big game!! wow!! very big

carltons big time players are poothetic

what a goal
3 points cripps

*sniggers*

How is the umpiring so bad?
That kick was not 15 metres for one and what the fuck was the 50 metres for?
It is ruining the game.

blues status: COMING

modern footy is unwatchable trash
i blame the umps, but the players are all little sissy gooners and the adminstrators are all fags or women
fucking disgraceful

>>149708469
>over men's faces
Blues are faggots and so are their supporters.

wank looms

notice how Brisbane's goals are hard fought
meanwhile all of Carltons goals are from free kicks and Brisbane mistakes?
there are levels to this

>>149708429
hawkroaches are the direct opposite of meek

Strange how some years the media presents Carlton to be a big club, others years they treat them like a complete minnow. I don't remember them being hyped anywhere near as much back during the Bolton years. They were presented by the AFL media as just another lowly Vic minnow. Which is what they have always been (unless you're a boomer). Compared to this year when for example Richmond beating them was the biggest 'upset' of all time.

>>149708392
Better or worse than ballerina feet?

floplop

>>149708521
>tiktok ballerina pointe shoe removal vids

uh im so tired of girls just constantly throwing themselves at me. i’m not a sex object!

Neither of these teams will be winning a final this year, I fear.

This scump is taking "lispy poof voice" to a new level

>>149708532
neither will u

>>149708392
I dated a grill that played netball like 3 times a week and umpired, her feet were divine. Comes down to how you take care of them and if you wear proper shoes.

>>149708540
/r/ThatHappened

>>149708543
Not everyone is an ugly manlet like you

>>149708538
no but steven may

he said into the mirror during his schizophrenic episode

Players should be allowed to king hit scumpires

done watching this slop

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/afl/article-14887639/Footy-WAG-rule-prenup-AFL-star-boyfriend-Paris-Tier-Conor-Stone-GWS-Giants.html

Really, really good read.

>>149708570
Scumps should have to stand in the races at the end of the match after players have left the field so supporters from both teams can spit on them.

Footy just isn't the same without cyril and naitanui

>>149708589
Not even close to hot enough to demand her man stop farting. I would've farted in her face the second she brought it for even suggesting such madness.

wish she would shit all over my face while pissing on my cock

>Collingwood member threatened Voss
What did he even say? I mean why would a Collingwood supporter even want Voss gone?

>>149708612
fat and ugly

>>149708632
but enough about white men

>>149708589
>'Obviously Conor makes a little bit more money than me, so Conor will pay for more things,' she said.
>'Being in a relationship means you have to hold each other up and pull each other together.
>'This prenup is just there to make sure that we are really holding each other together.'
>Tier said that the prenup idea isn't for everyone, 'but it works for us'.

>>149708630
He threatened to kill Vossy if he stood down because he wanted to take every step to ensure Carlton stays as shit as they are.

>>149708654
>Justin Longmuir is asked about Kingy's opinion on Freo

that story about the old lady driving into the playground is so awful :( the world is such a dark place

>>149708603
Business idea: Ban white ruckmen. All entertaining ruckmen have been brown.

Business idea: Ban white fuckmen. All pleasurable fuckmen have been brown.

>>149708680
Didn't even hear it. If it doesn't come across twitter or 4chan I don't hear it any more. I don't watch or read any old media shit anymore.

>>149708648
>Obviously Conor makes a little bit more money than me, so Conor will pay for more things
Not sure about this logic.

>>149708680
Apparently a migrant

>>149708715
who, your mum?

>>149708715
I do not care for immigrants.

Sabalenka shrieking looms

>>149708648
grim
but not my problem

is X not working for anyone else?

Based kingy

>>149708730
migrant, mate, not immigrant

>>149708739
works on my machine

>>149708744
I don't know what the difference is.

Are you wankstains even watching the footy?

>>149708764
spastic retard

>>149708784
Be that as it may.

>>149708772
Of course not
It's unwatchable garbage

/alf/ has fallen

what a shit game
waste of time

Olympus Has Fallen

I like footy but test cricket is my favourite sport so i’m watching the cricket

OH OHHHH THINGS ARE LOOKING UGLY

still too many bloosers in the crowd for this to be really funny

I love watching all games of footy :)

fuck off shill
footy is complete dogshit now, we've all agreed that

Janet Yellen, we at /alf/ salute you

Janet Yellen and Mary Screamin

apparently the worker monitoring the the text line was an indian and it's come down to she doesnt understand dark hunour

that's why the cunt only got five years because he said it was a drunken joke between mates and has apologised for it to voss and carlton. storm in a teacup thanks to a poo LOL

>>149708920
*humour

Man that ump sounds especially poofy

This ump has a great voice, would love to hear him sing a tune

if robert walls didnt kill himself after watching this slop he would have

>>149708920
That doesn't make any sense.

When you see Carlton play like this, you feel like you want to barrack for Carlton. Do you feel like that as old essendon men, you want to barrack for carlton?

Bronks cheers for TDK

>>149708979
fair enough i just smoked a cone and made it up so i reckon that's on par for where im at in life right now

>>149708744
Potato, Pot-arto, you big, fat retard.

>>149708995
DUDE, WEED, LMAO.

I'M SO EDGY AS I SMOKE CONES XD XD XD LOL

>>149708995
It'll get better mate.

I couldn't work out why a pies member would threaten Voss. I do now. It's an abomination.

All good lads?

>>149709008
Gay post from a rustled jimmy

Have you guys ever been in love?

>>149709008
thats exactly how i had intended it good spot

>>149709036
Years ago, when it still existed (it doesn't any more)

>>149709036
Yeah

>>149709036
Yeah, one-sided love aha
She's long gone but still can't stop thinking about her aha
She's also taken aha

>>149709036
with the coco

>>149709045
When did stop existing
>>149709048
Tell us more

>>149709071
About 15-18 years ago

>>149709071
It was nice, hurts when it ends. Worth it? Definitely.

>>149708379
>doesn't post any

>>149709078
Fuck you’re old

yep turned this shit off halfway into the second looks like the right decision

>>149709134
Time comes for us all, even you. Every old man on his death bed was once a baby.

>>149709143
yea but you must be fuckin 50 or some shit kek

>>149709036
Love me Lions.

>>149709148
you know you'll be on the receiving end of that (you) one day lel

>>149709150
based one-armed queensland woman

>>149709179
lgm

>>149709143
True

>>149709179
funny how you never see people do this face in photos anymore solely because of the soijak meme

shit game
shit sport

Two caravan-park slags go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two caravan-park slags go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Woo (Ooh, ooh)


Guess who's back, back again?
The Yank is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back

The Yank is back.

The first one to 100 usually wins. Go Lions!

blues fans what does motlop do? you were better off keeping owies I don't get it?

>>149709209
FUCKING
C R I S P
R
I
S
P

Feel for the poor German lass who's been kidnapped/raped/murdered in the WA outback
RIP

Oh he's been mentioned!

>mark interference
scumps literally make up rules these days

I hate the footy
Makes me suck to see what it's become

Lions second on the ladder baby feels good

>doing tax
>shitty return
>put random name in gf section (i dont have one)
>return shoots up 2k
finna enjoy my new tv in 2 weeks lads (in minecraft)

>>149709235
what an unfortunate typo

>>149709232
>>149709235
Is there any hope? Dillo is too worried about profit margins and muh cuncushions to want to see the game improve, on top of overspending on AFLW, getting more umps and other departments nobody gives a shit about. All of this is spiraling out of control but none of the higher ups want to see it go back to what made it great, or too scared to say so

First team to 100 usually wins.

Fucking awful last quarter. Brisbane have had one foot in the showers since the start of the quarter and Carlton can't hit a target to save themselves. Just slop.

>>149709212
He motlops around the place

>>149709212
Kicks behinds.

>>149709311
>tfw I havent watched a second of the footy tonight

Week 21 will be a real test for the Lions. I really want the win against the pies.

>>149709331
I'd be less confident of them winning it were at the Gabba funnily enough. Brisbane have become elite on the road and just okay at home.

>>149709331
Will be a cakewalk.

I only watch footy because I have no friends

how do you blokes justify watching this shit every week?

>>149709344
True true true don't remind me.

>>149709361
easy mate don't be a carlton fan

Who gets the Robert Walls medal? I feel like a toss up between Dunkley and Zorko. Leaning towards Dunkley.

>>149709361
I dont
Ive watched the least footy this year as I have for 10 years probably. Mostly just watch my team and dont even manage to do that each week these days.

But I fucking love /afl/ like you wouldnt believe.

Zac Bailey is the most elite half forward in the competition right now.

>>149709361
supercoach is the only answer I have for you atm and I'm sick of that now that I've started losing every week

>>149709389
Could've kicked six tonight. Pity he sprayed them.

>>149709361
last time they had a match it was a parade of horribles. I hope the pies take there first loses before the match. Someone needs to crack there win streak.

Lions 53 7.11 v Pies 105 16.9

>>149709397
What's your projected score this week?

No way oldingwood beats Bane again this season.

CAP THIS POST

>>149709361
Having it on in the background reminds me of being back home with my parents and siblings a little bit. Torture actually watching it though.

>>149709415
>CAP THIS POST
yes, this post certainly is 'cap' as the negroes say

>>149709412
not him, but 2534

does anyone ever cap the "CAP THIS POST" posts?

>>149709361
the good games start tomorrow

>>149709435
Mostly when RC says something retarded

>>149709428
Damn. Flying. I've got a full team and I'm only projected for 2421.

>>149709435
no because they are afraid it will backfire

CAP THIS POST

>>149709448
I have got all positions upgraded to "premium" or at least "semi-premium" players all except Max Hall at St Kilda who is still in my forward line and scoring big lately.

Dumped TDK this week too in order to get Wanganeen-Milera in defence. Feeling good about my team finally

Anons I screwed up and forgot to roll the rubbish bin to the curb. Just heard the truck go by. Damn my whole day is ruined.

>>149709466
Post team

They kicked the winning score

>>149709467
How full is the bin?

>>149709475
200k in bank

>>149709467
Other side of the road been done?

>>149709467
YOU DUN GOOFED!!!!!!!

>>149709467
So what. I usually put my bin out once a fortnight. Compress the shit in the bin and recycle more this week, simple

>>149709495
Nice. Wish I had NWM. Wanted to get him and Butters after their byes but didn't have the cash for both.

>>149709509
ok greta

>>149709489
It will make it till next week (maybe) but the missus is already giving me the look. All I'll get is a starfish hump at best unless I get her boozed up this weekend. I gambled the match would end before the Truck came should have rolled it down last night.

CANT FIND THE BACKSCRATCHER FUUUUU

The fact the Robert Walls medal is going to the best on field is a travesty. Should go to the player judged to have packed it in early.

Any of the Carlton pea hearts should have won it.

>>149709496
I ain't gonna do that, I have an Asian (korean) family across the road from me and I really don't what to have a chance encounter where we have to talk to each other.

>>149709531
what does this have to do with the footy?

>>149709541
that's a loaded question

just not feeling it aye might half arse it this weekend and the rest of my career

Where to for Carlton from here?
Voss MUST go his position is untenable

pies beat carlton by more

>>149709547
Weren't you already doing that, Tim?

>>149709509
>recycle

What the hell is that? This is 'merica! That just means two bins to roll back and forth instead of one.

>>149709547
I’d check out too if I played for west coast

>>149709415
They've played the same team back to back.
Collingwood dismantled Carlton far more convincingly while half the team was sick with the flu.

Brisbane won't come within 4 goals.

>>149709550
Sacking him isn't going to improve the team desu although I think he will be getting sacked. They have significant list issues. Their top 12 or so players is pretty good but they're surrounded by plodders, there's fuck all good disposers of the footy in the back half and the small-forwards might be worst in the league.

>both 7 & fox in the winners rooms
does that mean anything?

>>149709564
>pies showboating against shit sides whilst brisbane coast

>>149709564
Brisbane is traveling with a 5 day break. I don't think Pies winning by 19 more points is all that more convincing. Both teams dominated them but Lions shut up shop in the last quarter.

>>149709564
bane are going to wreck oldingwood

CAP THIS POST

i will say though its a bane pies competition
everyone else can go home lets stop wasting time

>>149709592
>t Lions shut up shop in the last quarter.
And Collingwood didn't?
The games were essentially identical. Slow grind to ascendency in the first half, blow them away in the 3rd. Then coast. Except Collingwood did it better.

If/when both sides meet it'll be in Melbourne. Collingwood will easily win.

can feel this pie sperg shaking at the thought of playing brisbane in a gf

Steele Sidebottom... ...! WOWEEE!

collingwood has the psychological edge over brisbane

>>149709637
>Except Collingwood did it better.
Awesome. 19 more points without any travel or short break. So much better.
You're splitting hairs. They were both dominant.

>>149709652
I hope we play Brisbane in the Grand Final. Brisbane only won the flag last year because Collingwood didn't make finals on percentage.

Won the last 4 in a row with this year being especially embarrassing for the Lions at home.

the rigological ridge

>brisbane won the flag because the pies were too shit to make finals
lol these piespergs make it too easy

>>149709732
2 days and a umpire robbed win, any of which change and Brisbane lose vs Collingwood in an Elim final.

>>149709742
>2 days
2 draws*

>>149709742
What about all the gifted wins though?

collingwood has the umpire edge over brisbane in fact they have the edge over all teams they play

brisbane have young players getting better
collingwood have old cunts that will be crawling over the line

>>149709767
Faggots like to cry about it, yet Collingwood sits in the middle of the table for free kick differential and towards the bottom for Goals from free kicks, both this year and last.

Carlton and Hawthorn are the umpire pets.

>>149709803
Collingwood would lead in obvious free kicks not paid to opposition but they don't keep a stat for that.

what do i do in the next hour before i have to sleep

>>149709785
Brisbane are limping to the line with injuries while Collingwood are having selection pressures. They lost another one tonight didn't they?

>>149709819
Play solitaire

>>149709819
Jack it.

>>149709819
watch utube vids

>>149709823
>Brisbane are limping to the line with injuries
lol

>>149709892
If that's it and the commentators keep mentioning it, that's an extremely worrying lack of depth Brisbane have.

>>149709361
if /alf/ was still down I wouldn't even casually follow this shit at all

>>149709892
injury disparity has been fucked up this year
teams like adelaide/hawthorn have barely any, meanwhile essendon are raped
also no one ever talks about this except for essendon even though it explains a lot about why certain clubs are doing better

>>149709942
Essendon with their full list still wouldn't play finals.

pies have lots of injuries and are still top of the ladder

>>149709934
Why not just admit you don't know what you're talking about?

>>149710005
i accept your concession

Might as well shut the thread down if we admitted we didn’t know what we’re talking about.

>>149710008
What concession? Telling you that you don't know what you're talking about isn't a concession.
>B-but the commentators said
Retard.

>What concession? Telling you that you don't know what you're talking about isn't a concession.
>>B-but the commentators said
>Retard.

>>149710028
>Posting søyjaks
Aboslutely assraped

can't stop sneezing

>ass
foy

>>149710050
you will if i repeatedly punch you in the face

piesperg knows fuck all about footy mate no need to bully him.

nick daicos

>>149710005
I don't give a single fuck about Brisbane.
I did have the game tonight on in the background though and the way the commentators were going on about the guy going down with the achilles/ankle tonight, made it seem like their injury list was much worse.

>>149710088
is one of many things wrong with the current afl
a hard-running accumulator who shirks contests and ducks and flops for free kicks and is looked after by umpires and is the face of the afl
game's gone

>>149710068
I've made 4 calls at the start of the season.
Collingwood are winning the 2025 flag.
Essendon won't play finals this year.
Gold Coast won't play finals this year.
Carlton are shit.

Every single one is tracking well.

>>149710108
this has been debunked

>2023 Collingwood SyStEm
>constantly infringe in the last quarter and dare umps to pay the frees and incur the wrath of Eddie and the ferrals
>2025 Collingwood SyStEm
>constantly crib the mark and have players wandering around in the protected zone and dare umps to pay the frees and incur the wrath of Eddie and the ferals
B R A V A
F
L
Y

>>149710128
trvke

>>149710122
Good to know I can still pick your peabrained retardese posts at will. Kek.

finna gym

i'm not going to read any of your posts if it's longer than three lines. it's as simple as that.

>>149710148
Given that I post here pretty sporadically.
No, you can't.
I'm not even THE "piesperg" rather just another Collingwood supporter.
There's even a line in this very conversation where someone else is responding in my stead

this is a matt priddis general simple as

>>149710097
>I don't give a single fuck about Brisbane.
So you don't know what you're talking. Got it.

Yep, love me some undeserving Brownlow winners.

>>149710216
based

>>149710225
I do know that Brisbane are Collingwood's bunnies and will lose in a few weeks and then lose again in finals.

>>149710245
Yeah, I can see Brisbane losing a home and away game and a qualifying final.

>>149710245
>I do know that Brisbane are Collingwood's bunnies
Do you know that before a year and a half ago Pies had lost their last six straight games against Brisbane?

>>149710262
Then winning a prelim away against Adelaide or Geelong? Only to lose yet again to the Pies in Melbourne.

>>149710272
Under Buckley.
And imagine actually considering anything that happened during the covid seasons as legitimate.

>>149710309
>Under Buckley.
No three of those were under Fly. You don't even know when your fucking coach started at your club.

>>149710233
at least mini isn't a retard and dropped the faster version of priddis in kelly back to the wafl forever

still seething we traded pick 3

>>149710364
theirs talk that if we receive a priority pick we'll split it

>>149710439
corr imagine the orthodox easter seafood platters

>>149710382
You won't get a priority pick. AFL will just ensure you get band 1 for Oscar Allen which I suppose is basically the same.

>>149710328
Shows how much I fucking care about Brisbane.
You seem pretty obsessed with Collingwood though.
You will always be an irrelevant minnow.

>>149710439
based jordy lewis pushing up his glasses

>>149710492
>You seem pretty obsessed with Collingwood though.
Because I know how long the coach of your team has been the coach? lol
Please use a trip or name so I can filter your useless posts.

>>149710533
Shut the fuck up

you shut up bitch

>>149710439
hope she's been having great, satisfying sex this year to make up for her blues' poor season

Been nursing a Carlton football club for a few hours. Might go wreck the toilet bowl now.

are you guys excited for the footy tomorrow

between sets

>>149712485
who's playing?

>>149712626
fagpies

>>149712917
and a plastic franchise nobody cares about

Go Suns

IF your team was founded after 1870, like Collingwood...
THEN it is a plastic franchise.

iggs will be port

>>149713870
beat* port fuck i'm drunk

>>149710468
>which I suppose is basically the same
apart from the fact we'll be losing our 50 goal a year captain

Just did my dockies.

hot

Bed time wank.

>>149713879
everything okay big fella

>>149710364
>>149710382
>we
Which club official are you?

>>149715308
Anyone got the webm from a few years ago when the nrlw girls tits popped out?

aflw >>> nrlw

This guy is a multiple times Coleman medal winner???

>>149716000
Can't blame him, don't reckon Nate Caddy himself could kick a goal in that dogshit Carlton team.

>>149715754
it's an interesting discussion

>>149715308
AM I EVER GONNA SEE THE BIFF AGAIN
BRING BACK BRING BACK THE BIFF

>>149716133
As a kid I had a VHS which was AFL Biggs bumps and brawls and was just a compilation of all the best fights and bumps in the VFL/AFL.

>>149716453
Biffs *

>>149716133
soul

consolidated me super

adelaide > perth > brisbane > sydney > melbourne
you cannot deny this

>>149716529
gw lad
chuck it in aggressive and dont touch it for a couple of decades ta bla x

not financial advice

now that the nick daicos hate is going mainstream i think i will defend nick daicos, any thoughts?

>>149716602
holy based
i just think josh is a better player, whenever i watch collingwood i think he has more impact in their wins than nick who just farms disposals. would be way less annoyed with it if they glazed josh because he deserves it at least.
paddy cripps is the most overrated player ever though.

>>149716632
agreed lad
josh is a key pillar to that team with a different set of skills that arent as showy. they both have insane god levels of game awareness tho. would be unreal at wogball.

>>149716602
only sensible stance for a contrarian

>>149716780
it's the 4chan way of life. always has been. (until 2016)

until around 2012 it was
melbourne >>>>>>>> adelaide > perth > brisbane > sydney

since then it’s been
adelaide > perth > brisbane > sydney >>>>>>>>>>>> melbourne

i hate what rampant unchecked immigration, successive egomaniac labour premiers, the nanny state, meth, and the woke mind virus have done to my beautiful city

>>149708680
you would think driving after 90 should not be allowed

>>149716997
+ chinks buying up all the property

>>149716490
trip on matty johns iykwim haha

rc and the indian vpn disappear and suddenly micky is back

Still yet to see evidence of Nate Caddy's supposed hot mum

>>149717105
You don't need her, we have Serena

>>149717105
Fine, I'll risk the ban for you mate. Be quick

>>149716997
>egomaniac premiers
unironically they're just following orders iykwim haha

>>149717138
Gross fake tits

>>149717023
no but kingy driving after 90 kph may

Collingwood will win tonight because they are the best team in the league, and by some margin.

IF the Suns want to be there in September
THEN this is the sort of game they just have to turn up for and win on their home deck

>>149717138
uuuuuuuuugh im gonna cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

where the fuck do I watch this fucking midday fucking dogshit vfl game? go blues btw.

>>149717317
no but steven ejaculate

>Pies member banned for 5 years after sending text to “anonymous” hotline
W-we’re anonymous on here, r-right guys?

>>149717511
haven't been since 2001, even before that
entire point of 911

>>149716621
imagine how much bigger the afl would be if all the water was replaced with land

>>149716997
adelaide's a decaying unemployed meth addled shithole very quickly becoming little dehli with houses now more expensive than melbourne and increasing 'urban' crime

>>149717647
man wtf was even in there howd it get shaped by that desu

business idea: dry up port philip bay and race mad max style from frankston to geelong

I want to knock someone the fuck out. Particularly an innocent, defenseless person from behind.

ONE MAN RODE THE WAY THROUGH THE WOODS
DOWN TO ASA BAY

>>149717852
Please let it be me. I'm so very tired of it all

>>149717852
nigga this is a sports board not the mcg anti social hotline

>>149717482
>Naarm
They're still persisting with the abo bullshit are they? I'd love to see what the city of Narrm looked like before it was taken over by the English

>>149717906
the humble racist self own post

>>149717683
you'll be decaying by the end of the day if you keep insulting my beautiful adelaide champ

>>149716997
feels bad man. weekend footy in pakenham used to be country footy.

>>149716621
based franga

>>149717683
Yeah its fucking annoying heaps of eastern states people keep buying in Adelaide as an investment property with the false assumption its "cheaper" than NSW, VIC or QLD because it's Adelaide. But no it's second behind Sydney in terms of prices now. But they still keep buying.

That and all the Indians coming in.

But dont worry the government has approved more land out at fucking two wells to be developed!

>>149716621
>>149717647
>>149718141
applied for a knife licence yet mate

>>149717906
>I'd love to see what the city of Narrm looked like before it was taken over by the English
The rivers weren't polluted and the beautiful nature scape wasn't bulldozed

The problem is we need more mid and small sized cities in Australia. No other country with a comparable population is so centralised

Thinking 'za tonight for fast food friday

>>149718308
>the beautiful nature scape wasn't bulldozed
crisp beauty hating atheist

>>149718317
Half the country is uninhabitable.
And you can't just start a new city from scratch. You need infrastructure and jobs which dont exist. What jobs are people in the middle of no where going to do?

>>149718340
>>149718308
forgot pic

>>149717906
funny how the borders of the anglo named city and abo named city overlap

>>149718346
what part of victoria is uninhabitable? why do 90% of people need to live in melbourne?

>>149718346
bradfield scheme cunt

>>149718370
Not him but
>why do people live closest to where the most available services and job opportunities are
Absolutely no idea

>>149718370
>what part of victoria is uninhabitable?
Melbourne

>>149718346
>And you can't just start a new city from scratch
go canberra btw

Yeah the problem is the cities we just need more of them it's totally not the unfettered immigration.

Why do Pajeets keep dumping their stuff at charity bins?

finna sell all my things quit my job and move to the surf coast, start barracking for the cats

I’m like a bird, I wanna fly away

>>149718483
Based Harley Reid

>>149718370
I'd quite happily move to a smaller country town in a heart beat. But my job won't allow for it and I dont know what I'd do to earn 90k in a smaller town

>>149718483
based half the players in the afl

Back in the day normal aussie people owned all the little small business's like the pie shop or the cafe or the foodland or even the servo. They'd hire just normal aussie kids that would be like your first job working at the fish and chip shop.

Now it's just migrant owned, several families will pool their money from back home so they can buy a small business here and they sponsor family members from back home to come work for that business. The profits are sent back to the original families that invested overseas and the money is used overseas.

They don't do anything to invest into the local community like these places used to back in the day.

Now all the normal aussie kids are forced to work at macca's or kfc or woolies because all the big corporate places but even them with DEI and ESG are stopping normal aussies from even working there now.

It's almost like it's done by design like gamification of the system and deliberately excluding the local population from being gainfully employed and replacing them with migrants.

>>149718566
Why dont aussie families pool their money to buy businesses then?

BOOBA

>>149718584
Corrrrr

Need her and Matthew Haydn's daughter to do some bikini try on haul videos together

>>149718583
different culture like these immigrants will pool their money together so they can rent a 2 bedroom flat and have 3 families living there so they can outbid a normal single aussie family

Full on indian with an aussie accent on the train yesterday, was saying things like 'yeah nah mate', 'corr' and 'you rippa'

Need you lads right now, not coping without her…

>>149718584
I'm ok with fat chicks only if they have hige tits. Play on.

>>149718317
immigration is helping this
catch 22

>>149718633
your gunna be fine mate just get a block of beer or a bottle and play some zoomer video game to distract you before the game starts

>>149718584
braphog meter just blew up

>>149718640
Crisp me'za

>>149718584

corr blimey! you absolute rippa!! fuarrk!! what a ganga

like we shouldn't have to behave like these migrants and lower our standard of living or be out bid on small business's taking away money and opportunity from local's just so they can come here and what? buy a pie shop and only hire their family members from overseas? and all the profits go out of the country?

seems detrimental to the country and our economy

like we already have doctors and nurses and engineers we don't need migrants coming her and in 2 generations they might be able to produce a doctor once that person is ~24 years old

why invest in these people for 50 years working at a pie shop when an aussie kid could become a doctor in 21 years and we keep the pie shop earnings and that money is spent into our economy?

>>149718702
>>149718717
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>149718584
The crop heard round the world.

>>149718717
we need to increase our gdp rapidly to keep up with the world, the fastest way we can do this is immigration.

>>149718724
this sort of gamification of the system where a migrant population gained political control of a country turning the locals into second class citisen's didn't work out so well people died as a consequence of it

We need to import 500,000 jeets per year to keep us out of a recession, even if it means destoying our cities, roads, ecology, environment and cost of living

>>149718734
yeah mate the economy is being massively stimulated by the wages of the servo check out worker also it's a very short term play

even angela merkel the queen of a this play has said mass migration was a mistake

>>149718750
our situation is different from germanys and its not a fair comparison on your behalf to compare an ocean locked country to a land locked country.

i am not disagreeing with you btw. it just sucks that we are in some rat race to our own demise at the behest of foreign powers.

>>149718768
i disagree on the cause of the migration I understand that we sold out our manufacturing base to india and china because they could pay their workers cheaper

but just importing unskilled migrants so they can drive rental and housing prices up to stimulate the economy is not a long term strategy

we have to go back into making things but yeah anyways this is done by design we are in controlled decline and Australian's are being replaced with a more controllable migrant demographic who are just happy to be here and are willing to put up with worse living conditions because of how they lived back home

shut the fuck up you retarded worthless spastics, talk about the footy

>>149718792
>but just importing unskilled migrants so they can drive rental and housing prices up to stimulate the economy is not a long term strategy

yeah i agree its short sighted, could be a result of our election cycles being 4 years who fucking knows could be a downside to this system. human greed is fucked.

dunno what the solution ( its banning indians imho) is but i appreciate the convo.

basically we are going back to a feudal type society
elites then warrior class then serf class

the australian middle class is being priced out and they are going to slap an inheritence tax on all our boomer parents houses which we wont be able to afford and the state will take our inheritance and give it to big corporations who can afford to pay the tax

remember the whole "you will own nothing"

>>149718804
it's just reducing immigration not just indians but all these migrants and promoting bourgeoning industries to bring manufacturing back into the country so we actually make things we can then export at a higher price rather than just mining the raw materials and having some other country refine them and turn them into things and then sell them back to us

Real poltroon hours

>>149718811
id vote for ya lad

the absolute last people i would trust with political advice are a bunch of anonymous spastics on a sports board
shut the fuck up retards

>>149718824

dont think it was really that disruptive of a conversation i quite enjoyed it. you should try and communicate with people once in your life its great to learn and see points of view that you might not have considered in your stance.

aka growing as a human

>>149718816
there'd be no voting if I was in charge

>>149718838
kek

that demon inside you fucking hates it doesn't he?

>>149718584
BOWLIN SHANE

>>149718824
>t. trusts the "experts"

is tonight gonna be a close game tho

>>149718834
what you retards are doing is the equivalent of an autist shoving trains or pokemon or some other bullshit into an unrelated conversation because you have zero social skills and can't contribute to the actual topic. the irony to say i need to learn how to communicate, i communicate about politics all the time but not on a sports board. fuck off to the aus thread on /pol/ if you want to discuss politics, this is /afl/ not aus/pol/.

>>149718876
relax mate

>>149718865
wheres it being played?

>>149718884
gc

IF massive pajeet immigration continues
THEN footy will lose relevance and die

>>149718902
footy is a way to keep cricketxirs fit during winter
how do we pitch this to the poos and more importantly make money off it

>>149718792
>we have to go back into making things
Of all the things not on the cards, this is not on the cards the most.

All the skills and know how to make things is gone. Not to mention the facilities and machinery. Plus the costs involved.

>>149718876
no what you are trying to apply is discourse to 4chan like it's the workplace where these sorts of discussions wouldn't occur and you'd only talk sports around the water cooler or shop talk

you want australia to be a low trust society where even in a place like this some anonymous forum you'd squash political discussion you don't like

and you are doing it disingenuously you never talk shit about blatant gay posting or any other off topic posting

it's just you have a demon inside you that screams whenever politics you don't like has been discussed because it makes you look stupid because people like you and the demon possessing you are hell bent on destroying the west and any discussion about how to fix it or what is going wrong even by some anonymous 4chan poster on the /sp/ board has to be stamped out

>>149718917
mom get the camera

>>149718915
the economy can't survive on a manufactured housing boom and the financial sector alone we need to create tangible things of worth to export otherwise china will simply swallow us

>>149718932
It's survived on that for the last 20 years plus exporting minerals is a huge part of it too.

Crazy how we export minerals to other countries then pay extra to buy it back off of them though

the gay posting is funny and collingwood fans know all about it. i know you dumb spastics know fuck all about politics and its just a waste of time to read and type. stay in your lane.

>>149718930
foy

Will I regret tipping Gold Coast tonight?

To me this place is like a virtual pub where I can discuss whatever I feel like whilst having sports on in the background half paying attention to the game.

>>149718949
yes but the balance is upset when some retards walk in from gay bar next door and start mocking the sport you’re watching

>>149718949
This is more of a sports bar type feel where we can discuss the game when it's on and generally chit chat about what ever strikes our fancy in between. We are all a group of mates. I love you blokes like you wouldnt believe.

>>149718957
KEK

what would the alf sports bar look like

>>149718957
he's harmless mate just don't let him be around the kids though

>>149718959
you're a poof mate

>>149718969
gary moorcroft framed signed poster of his mark on the wall

>>149718969
Dark timber panelling and tartan carpet. All the food would be served on blue china.

>>149718969
sydney swans pride jumper framed on the wall

The Strafford Inn

>>149718983
Haha nice banter mate

what keeps everyone busy till the footys on

i just don't need to read vacuous milquetoast political platitudes from some utter spastics

>>149717874
>GOD OF THUNDER

>>149719022
We stream youtube videos on the TV and discuss the world over a few drinks

just saw some spastic from work that i don't like waiting for the bus

>>149718994
signed by adam goodes

pepsi max fucking sucks

we need a dedicated back up location for when 4chan gets sharted on again

we have the 'cord

>>149719055
which chan where we using the most during the outage? I forget but I agree.

any privacy friendly locations? would prefer usenet or irc

>>149718584
imagine all the semen that's been spurted on those breasts during her "finding herself" years

>>149719055
norf bigfooty board

>>149718969
Bell St maccas

>>149719055
Bell St maccas

>>149718969
Perth Bears

>>149719055
I made an afl eight ch board in case it happens again

Heard from a work colleague that her friends son got concussion playing U16s and needs to miss 3 weeks and get medical clearance to play/train again after that.

Games gone.

>>149719150
yep seen ta

>work colleague
what other kinds of colleague are there?

Was going to go to prozzies but cut my FUCKING dick shaving. Fuming

wat

What's not to get?

sex from a hooker due to little cut on your dick apparently

Footy......pie.......footy......pie

a coffee table book
about coffee tables

>>149719387
Add some legs so it can also fold out into a coffee table haha

>>149719387
a show about nothing

>>149718346
*blocks your path*
*blocks your river*
*makes a lake*
heh, nothin perseonnel kiddo

unpopular opinion: HSP's are total trash

>>149719427
Agreed absolute slop.

how about ab packs?

>>149719075
none yours kek

Time to have an afternoon nap. Get into bed, gettin comfy. Need to fart. It's a wet sloppy one. Think I got away with it. Move a bit realise i've sharted myself. Have to get up. Wet patch on the bed have to change undies and wipe my ass. Can't go back to sleep now I have a shart patch on my bed sheets.

This happened to me not two days ago previously.

Immensely tired. No energy to change the sheets.

>>149719449
based shitpants mcgee

Might just go to sleep at 7 tonight. No reason to stay awake.

casher dear slim, i wrote you, but you still ain't callin

is everyone napping now when I can't?

i've never been able to nap

AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH PRE FOOTY SONG SPAM

LGTSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXmGdCCXGzI

this is a little embarrassing, but I just prepped the bull

pies will lose to the gold cunts

/pal/

>>149719588
i'll party down with you since I can't sleep and have to change my bed sheets now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x6i4iP452Q

>>149719622
MY pal

>>149719630
based shitpants mcgee

Essendon are going DOWN tomorrow night

>>149719636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwvThjhWnF4

>>149719622
crazy her vagina is like 1cm away from being out

>>149719670
she's so pretty

>>149719659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8-b5macunE

>>149719684
I'd step over my own mother to get a glimpse of her vagina

I was the first to post the bunnings screenshot of palace which means I saw her first which means she's mine

>>149719707
But were you the first to travel to Reynella, Marion and Seaford bunnings looking for her? I don't think so

>>149719707
>>149719711
sure buddy

who's the hottest player in each team?
thinking fogarty for crows, dunkley for bane.

imagine how many chinese chery exec cocks have been in palace

Don't know who Palace is. Don't care. Simple as.

abos have naidoc week
darcy moore has gaycock week

>>149719733
based hannagh anon

>>149719733
>some chick who was on a bunnings ad
>alf went crazy for her "bazinga bazinga awoooga girl girl sexxoo"
>spergs found her socials due to her unique name and the location the store was filmed in
>some sperg pretended he flew over to adelaide and paid her for sex for some reason this sperg thought we'd believe it

thats about it

palace isnt even in my top 3 bunnings chicks

>>149719745
I worked at bunnings when she did and asked for shifts at her bunnings and we fugged. This >>149719713 is me.

>>149719751
She has a worse hairline than me and im balding

It's Friday night lads. Pop on those jeans, crank the radio and have a good time

/afl/ always was and always will be a /tahlia/ general

>>149719745
Don't care.

cartcunt never lied

nick daicos plays tonight

josh daicos > nick daicos

>>149719800
yeah plays with my cock lol

>>149719805
How would this work when they're both bottoms?

new aflw waifu just dropped

>>149719821
hairy bush status?

>>149719821
>that haircut
Bad news, anon.

>>149719816
its an interesting discussion
surely even bottoms play with and suck cocks
what about 69?

is there a point where you larp as being gay for so long you are actually gay?
asking for nrlsperg

>>149719833
so tdk didn't get his contract then

is it better to fuck a braphog for free
or pay for a good looking prozzie

>>149719850
He's larping as a larper.

>>149719872
it's better to not have sex at all given those options

>>149719751
>look at me fidget with my hands teehee cutesy and innocent!
always the sluttiest

>>149719879
((()))

>>149719879
She could manage me iykwis heheh

what can be done about the simp epidemic?

toil soon

>>149719897
based daicos

>>149719897
based annie knight

off to the gym lads

between sets

brisbane is playing at a level collingwood cant get to

>>149719921
>>149719940
i couldn't give a poofter's arse champ

>>149719622
crazy how you can search the socials for any random cunt and youll find pictures like this of them. and these are the western women men simp over

>trimmed
esra, jessica
>stubbly
madi, tahlia
>clean as a whistle
pal

>put more umpires on the field
>the umpires get in the way and get hit by players
>wow thats crazy! lets bring in more rule changes to fix this

Why don't they have more hot guys on the Bunnings ads? Us gaybros need some eyecandy too.
I'm a gay Magpies fan btw, there's no way the Suns will beat us tonight.

>>149719897
based wet on wellington jizz-mopper

>>149719768
looks like Harley Reid's sister

there will be more pies fans at the game tonight
real kwab moment for the suns

>>149719973
based list. i'd still take pal any day of the week, she looks wild

unprotected sex with pal but a chance at herpes
you doing it?

>>149719957
completely agree brisbane's best is better than collingwoods best

>>149720004
the real kwab moment will be the fagpies losing

>A tradie who mowed down a former school principal and war veteran on his morning walk in a fatal hit-and-run devised a plan to make it seem like his car had been stolen, before torching the vehicle and wiping texts and CCTV
fuck me they are so dumb lol

>>149719751
>>149719768
>>149719833
>>149719879
imagine the many nights of sensual, passionate sex these girls have had

>>149720069
no need to imagine

>gold cunts vs pies
This will be a fizzer.

Do they test how well you write on the Bunnings blackboard as part of your slave interview?

>>149720076
>gold coast wont fade away in the second half of the season
>gold coast will rise up and wont fold like a deck chair when faced with a game to "prove" themselves
pies by 40 points its like people haven't watched football for a decade here

>>149720136
>>149720136
>>149720136
new

why had no one made a new yet