Thread 149708699

how does Belgium keep getting away with it?

>>149708699 (OP)
FIFA WC 2026 FINAL - ARGENTINA VS SPAIN

>>149708699 (OP)
>top 8 out 10 are euro
We dominate. Is the rest of the world even trying?

>>149708699 (OP)
Panama top 30 lmao

>>149708752
I wanted to stay statpadding in frenlies but looking at pic related idk either lol
They also had a draw against Macedonia and a 4-3 win over Wales recently

>>149708699 (OP)
Panamachads... Where we at?

>>149708699 (OP)
>Brazil 5th
lmao

>>149708699 (OP)
wow germany are shit

>>149708814
>we
Romania's 48 buddy

>>149708825
They havent lost a match since February

>>149708699 (OP)
Top 10 soon after AFCON.

>>149708929
Literally carrying this continent on our back.

>>149708929
Above the roaches and that’s all that matters

>>149708699 (OP)
How are england 4th? They should be around 22nd or 23rd.
If any of the teams from 5th to around 23rd played England 5 times, they'd win more games than they'd lose.

>>149708929
>he doesn't support his local continent

>>149709102
Why should you fall? You haven't lost a competitive game since the euros against Spain

>>149708699 (OP)
>better than ur-a-gay

>>149708699 (OP)
>We are 13th
Higher than expected tbqh

>>149709310
>>149710209
urgay could heem you tho

>Paraguay beats Argentina
>Paraguay beats Uruguay
>Paraguay beats Brazil
>Paraguay ties Colombia
Still worse than....Panama.
Clown ranking as always was.

>>149708699 (OP)
>Australia 24th
>Englel 4th
>USA 15th

Vastly overrating the Anglo nations.

>>149708699 (OP)
>15. USA
>19. Swiss
just a month ago the Swiss throttled USA 4-0

>>149708938
Against Belize and Vanuatu, yes

actual legit ranking

>>149710549
IIRC we got 0 points from the entire Nations League round.

>>149708699 (OP)
lelgium still being in top 10 is insanity

>>149708922
We farm easy points playing against the likes of Paraguay and Peru in the qualifiers and the Copa América

>>149708699 (OP)
Why are we only 27th? we're better than Australia, SK, Austria, Iran and Senegal

>>149710755
this seems way more accurate

>>149711024
We are Morocco-tier, but they play in an easier federation to farm Ws.
After the next two tournaments we'll be Top 15 guaranteed with how things are going.

>>149710755
Not much difference desu? We are 10th while Croatia are 9th, Spain switch with Argentina etc

>>149708699 (OP)
These make little sense to me.

>>149711056
>We are Morocco-tier.
No, you aren't, as for farming Ws, boy oh boy, you don't know the first thing about African football.
The most insane low blocks you'll ever get to see, quite literally impossible to get past, quality just doesn't matter in this continent (we have only ever won afcon once).
So yeah, no farming, blood sweat and tears for those wins.
You probably do not watch much African footy either, it's shockingly tough.

>>149708699 (OP)
All the concacaf teams are ranked way too high

>>149708814
>55 countries in uefa
>only 3 at the top 5
>10 countries in conmebol
>40% of top 5
>100% of top 1

>>149708699 (OP)
>Panama 30th
Gracias chombos basados.

>>149708699 (OP)
>the only teams mexico could defeat in this list are conCACAf teams
Really makes you think.

>>149712036
Are you one of those shitters that rate Africa and Asia above concacaf?

>US anywhere near the top 25

we're in our worst form in years

>>149710342
last time we played they only scored 1 goal(which shoulve been ruled offsides)

>>149708699 (OP)
NUMERO 30 CARAJO

>>149708699 (OP)
>been shit for decades
>somehow still at top 5

>>149718728
most national teams are shit

>>149718866
not like ours. I dont know if you watched us or not, but we'd be italy tier were it not for us being hosts in 2026

sigh

>>149708814
>we
You vicariously live through top 10 Euro national teams, Real Madrid and Cristina Penalda, Twain.

>>149719221
Penalda Cucitini

can someone post country names I've no idea what these circles mean

>>149708699 (OP)
fair enough, top 20 looks alright

>>149708699 (OP)
england is way too high

>>149710755
>30% of conmebol is top 10
>we avoid the cursed #1 spot
like it

>>149708752
I have no idea lol. >We suck

>>149709055
Turkey is 27

>>149708752
it's called the coca cola rankings after all, in belgium they probably drink it instead of water just to keep the placement so high

>>149708814
based European football powerhouse Romania

vae victis, my Roman brother

>>149718773
Sex with Kuruminha

>>149708752
Its not accurate

>>149708924
Yes indeed. At least I whitnessed us winning a WC thoughbeit

>>149710755
fake and gay

>>149719722
Uh you’re right so who’s that in 49, tunisia?

>>149710209
USA does not belong in the top 20.

>>149720144
>us

>>149710755
seems better than OP's but still a few odd ones

>>149708814
many are saying this

There is no way Germany should be that low. Also Norway should be higher.

>>149708699 (OP)
Worst Brazil of all time btw

>>149708699 (OP)
>USA above U R Gay and Japan
Okay, sure thing buddy, who bribed FIFA off this time? I know for certain Gay could mollywop the USMNT even with their geriatrics and Japan is definitely not worse than the US even with the size disparity.

>>149724839
USA gets extra points for all the black players they field

>>149708699 (OP)
Colombia got out of top 10 when we lost to Bolivia at fucking 4000 meters of altitude while Italy overtook us because they won against fucking Israel. What’s the point of this bullshit ranking

>>149718735
that's peak football

>>149708929
>>149708699 (OP)
ive seen the mexico-usa game im pretty sure even San Marino ranks above the usa and mexico

>USA
>#15
In soccer? Wtf how? We suck

>>149711024
>>149711056

>>149710602
The Gutter of Guadeloupe

>>149708699 (OP)
I'm still not used to us showing up in the top part of these things.

>>149727352
My guy, we've got Concacaf'ed by the corrupt refs and Mexico's dark arts.

>>149727352
it's called Amerigroid privilege

everyone wants your money so they whisper sweet little lies into your ear

>>149727352
There's only a maximum of 6 good teams at a time in soccer, that's the dirty secret.

>>149709338
Papua New Guinea a western country?

>>149737453
It's a western territory, so yes

>>149709338
>le hecking based japan gets to be its own thing

>>149728608
>its the refs fault we got *checks notes* 6 shots, 3 on goal

>>149721746
Im on vacay bro

>>149708699 (OP)
lmao
please don’t look up my league

Fuck this sport I'm rooting for Iran

>>149708699 (OP)
>mejico
>13
lmao even kek

>>149709133
Fuck my local continent, Japan is doing well and that's all that matters. You can't expect me to root for
>South Korea
>Saudi Arabia
>UAE
>Iraq
>Iran
>Indonesia
>India
>China
The most sympathy I can muster is for Taiwan and HK, and their national teams suck. Other countries I'm kind of sympathetic towards like the Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam or Singapore also suck. And Australia is not even Asian.
Uzbekistan and maaaaybe Iran and Jordan are the only Asian countries currently doing ok that I wouldn't actively root against. And neither of them are "local" to me in any sense of the word.

>>149739411
And you better not forget that.

mexico on good form are a top 16 nt like in 1998 or 2011 or 14. rn theyre a top 25 at best

>>149710755
We are not worse than Brazil lmao

>>149719204
What's up with Jamaica's performance, they should be way better considering the quality players they have

>>149744837
They just like to fuck around, also with the new qualification spots they just can do that an go to the world cup.

They just need to top a group with Curacao, Trinidad Tobago and freaking Bermuda in it. They got the easiest group by far.

>>149708699 (OP)
Italy is on top again!
;_;

>>149708752
during a knock out phase a team does not lose points. That's why Germany did not lose points in this ranking despite two losses in the final NL tournament.

Same thing happened several times for Belgium. For example, they were unbeaten during the Euro qualification, won 1 draw 1 lost 1 in the group phase like everyone else (so some points were lost and some gained here) and were eliminated in the round of 16 (no point loss).

>>149708922
Funny that I was thinking >England 4th lmao

>>149709338
This is such a retarded division kek

>>149710755
We really did stop in 2002, huh? ...

>>149744817
You lost to Dorival's team in Wembley

reminder that Top 9 all get to be Pot 1 for the World Cup

>>149746460
>meaningless friendly
Yeah okay.

>>149708699 (OP)
>Lelgium
How the fuck are these frauds still in the top 10?

>>149709338
Oh boy, you guys really hate to admit we are as western as you, huh?

completely irrelevant list anyone who cares about this nonsense needs therapy

>>149710755
damn, how are England so shit with worldclass players like Kane, Bellingham and Foden?

>>149759090
Unironically speaking, Foden doesn't score enough and Bellingham does nothing special

>>149758981
The exact spot in the ranking is usually worthless - but you want to be high enough to be in pot 1 for the World Cup. That’s the important part. And of course, it simply is nice to be first after having won titles.
Anyone going „Oh boy, we are the 7th-best in the world, wow“ is retarded indeed. You want to win titles, not ranking points. Belgium as an example exposes the ranking’s general value. But the ranking has a certain use for tournaments, and you can at least somewhat deduce quality from where a country is listed. That’s about it

>>149709338
Why are Guyana and Surname half Hindu half African? Also the cheeky Tibet is different from the rest of China.
Samuel Huntington was such a retarded shill.