Thread 149710503

Teeth edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Cronulla Sharks v Redcliffe Dolphins
8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Sharks Stadium, Sydney
1.51-2.55
>Round 19 begins with two teams locked on 20 points as the race for the Top 8 intensifies as two teams locked in the congested mid-table battle clash at PointsBet Stadium, with both sides coming off a bye. The Sharks entered their bye week on a form slump, having lost four of their last five matches, including a 24-point loss to the Storm in Round 17. The Dolphins are one of the form teams of the competition, also coming off a bye but having won four out of their last five encounters. Their last outing was a high-scoring 50-28 win over the Rabbitohs in Round 17. The Sharks have a relatively stable lineup, with Daniel Atkinson's return providing a utility option from the bench. The Dolphins have suffered a blow with playmaker Kodi Nikorima sidelined with a hamstring injury, paving the way for Sean O'Sullivan to step into the halves. The Dolphins have had the Sharks' number since entering the competition, winning both of their two previous encounters. They will be aiming to maintain their perfect record against the Cronulla side. This is a classic desperation vs. momentum clash. The Sharks must find their early-season form to overcome a confident and high-flying Dolphins outfit.
Sharks 1-12 2.95
Sharks 13+ 2.70
Dolphins 1-12 3.60
Dolphins 13+ 6.50
Sharks -6.5 1.96 Dolphins +6.5 1.85

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Hull FC v Wakefield Trinity
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.66-2.30
>Round 18 of the Super League from MKM Stadium.

>pooarks vs poophins
something tells me this game is gonna make a splash!

https://x.com/SuperLeague/status/1943354554474487865?t=gB6b3BR2F_r0W0-EEScTSA&s=19

Game trailer

In Super League news it's rumored that the London Broncos, York Knights and Bradford Bulls will be expanded into the Super League with Salford probably dropping out

mindbroken

Saw our old friend Nic call Tiff out too

Based Bradford bulls used to always pick em in the first league game

This is their stadium btw

looks comfy

>>149713635
O HORROR HORROR HORROR!

>>149715986
>Yorstox Stock Cars
Interesting

>>149715986
It’s also a banked speedway and you can see the in goal corners slope up slightly

why are there so many blues supporters in queensland? are there a lot of maroons supporters in NSW?
furthermore, why don't these NSW niggers go home if they like it there so much?

The only multi you'll need this weekend. Thank me later.

>>149715986
sovl

>>149716954
I thought 365 had the same rule as SB where they won’t allow anything paying over $1M?

>>149716919
>why are there so many blues supporters in queensland?
people move there from nsw
>are there a lot of maroons supporters in NSW?
not a lot only some who’ve moved to Sydney for work and other random
>furthermore, why don't these NSW niggers go home if they like it there so much?
You’re missing the point of origin and qld is a nice place to live

There’s also these weird contrarian supporters you’ll find them if you look there’s entire families of Queenslanders who support NSW just to spite everyone, and there’s some Sydney people who support the Broncos (it’s club footy but same principle) just to hate on everyone else

the more I think about it the more I realise rugby league really does have the best fans

>>149713635
Jetaya at the top of Oxford St on parade night, consecrating the land to the sacred heart of Jesus.

>>149716978
We'll figure that out when it hits.

>>149717500
I hope they don’t have in the terms and conditions that there is a max, otherwise it would be a $1M payout and a refund of about $7.5 of your original bet. Don’t think we’ll get to that stage, but still

Akshully the Bet365 maximum payout for meme rugby league multis is $200,000
https://help.bet365.com.au/au/stand-alone-pages/maximum-winnings

>>149717953
>The maximum winnings in any 24 hour period for each sport
Anons one is over 3 days

>>149713635
Why are lesbians so violent against women? I thought the loved women?

>>149716954
BTW theres logic behind this bet.

Foran's retiring end of season

jetaya bros...

Did anyone park at Accor on Wednesday night and get a limited edition Cleary flyer left on their car?

They posted the fight on Facebook I think Jetaya just made a lot of new fans

she got absolutely fucking bullied and buckbroken
lost all respect for her personally

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL8-sA-t1u_/

>>149718713
Bulldykes choose to take on the qualties of m*n and their violent stupidities, unlike genteel and feminine lipstick lesbians who are a credit to their sex and the nation.

>>149718221
You win on the final leg, not in pieces. The bet wins on one day.

VIOLENCE AGAINST JETAYA FAIFUA AUSTRALIA SAYS NO!

>>149713635
>Missed the buff
Damn

>>149719042
corr

The First Crusade, Jerusalem, 1099AD, colourised

>>149719287
how is her face today after being munted by those brutes?

Would be worth pulling out to blow on that cute tummy

>8pm kickoff
absurd

Why is there no NRLW game during the 6pm slot?

>>149719618
Because that would make sense and the NRL doesn't do making sense.

The players who have byes during split rounds should take part in a UT99 tournament which is broadcast to fill the dead air time

>>149719618
I just realised this and am pissed off too

>>149719287
I imagine playing with a belly button piercing is somewhat dangerous

>Teakaraanga-Katoa has been charged with Grade 2 Contrary Conduct for a hair pull and Grade 1 Striking after slapping Faifua.
>Each offence carries a one-match ban with an early plea or two matches if Teakaraanga-Katoa unsuccessfully challenges the charge at the NRL judiciary.
>However, the Kiwi Ferns international has the option of paying a $400 fine in lieu of the one match suspension for striking if she pleads guilty.
https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/01/01/nrlw-judiciary-report-no-charges-from-Origin-I/

>$400
I know it was bad but fining her 6 months pay is a bit extreme.

>fraudenhuyzen and haas both ded this week
RIPIP me

Should have been six months GAOL for every hair of Jetaya's head harrmed

>>149719870
hair pulling is worse than a punch in the face unironically

Fucking disgusting league freaks, cáncer of the game

>>149719870
The hair pulling was Grade 2, she misses a game with no option for a fine. The slap was Grade 1 and she can pay the $400 fine or miss a second game.

>>149719916
yeah i just saw that in the link

>>149719031
I agree. But the bet he posted suggests otherwise. I don’t think his 326000-1 bet is going to come off, so makes sense they’d be happy to take his money

>>149719907
Please watch our sport. It is far better than yours.

I'm just a Prawn Connoisseur & Poosters Fanatic tbqh

>>149719704
I dare say it would be against an opponent who would take certain advantages over such potential disadvantages (such as myself).
We used to call it a bit of hopoate sailor (naval penetration)

nigga named aublix

Foran is retiring end of season. He’s been good F

>Hasler OUT
>Foran IN

Channel 9 still milking Origin lol shit is dead

>>149720902
You mean when they lose. Lmao just do it now.

>>149720902
broncGODS getting nervous

How well would the national teams stack up against NRL teams? Is the skill gap between good professional league teams and good national teams extreme like it is in soccer for example?

SHIT ALMOST FORGOT TO DO MY TIPPIES
DON'T FORGET FAMILY

https://x.com/PlayStationAU/status/1943601730673111094?t=UhPsP9XINxpTBCxgLEy9dg&s=19

>>149720989
England MIGHT beat Souths if they're lucky

>>149720902
broncies will throw to save ol' des

>>149719021
>unlike genteel and feminine lipstick lesbians
From my experience they are even more violent, butch lesbians fight like dudes in the sense once it’s over it’s over, whereas feminine lesbians will try to kill each other after 3 beers

>>149721010
>Lewis Dodd can't make either team

>Cleary Deodorant ad
Yeah he needed that shit on Wednesday because he fucking STUNK

>>149721029
Lesbians aren't real, they're just women who have haven't been fucked properly by a man.

>>149721125
>Just did a poo lads

>>149720989
ynr the halftime race between Lee Oudenryn and Martin Offiah when Parramatta beat the touring Great Britain side in 1992
https://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/matches/lions-tour-1992/game-9/parramatta-eels-vs-great-britain.html
and the tour
https://www.rugbyleagueproject.org/competitions/lions-tour-1992/summary.html

have a feeling I tipped the wrong peem lads

>>149721140
which peem did you donate to?

poophins

A shark will always eat a poophin.

>>149710503 (OP)

We didn’t need a new thread, old one is still up.

Anyone tried the mcgriddle yet? Is it any good?

>>149721186
based mumza

poophins bros...

shine, prince nicho, the kingdom is yours

GOOD FUCKING JOB NICHO IM GLAD YOUVE DECIDED TO STOP BEING SUCH A USELESS FUCKING CUNT

>>149721134
the story is the race was fixed as I believe the TAB was taking bets on it. Oudenryn was something like 9-1 and the whole touring Lions side was in on him kek.

THERE IS MORE AT STAKE THAN YOU THINK TONIGHT

Nicho saw our posts...

>poonulla running 10th
lole
lmao even

>>149721239
See? Bullying works.

nsw would have won with nicho

MURDERER

nathan cleary goes missing against the maroons
isaiya katoa goes missing against the sharks
levels

COME ON NICHO FUCKING DO SOMETHING ELSE

Your wife Quincy Dodd gets wrecked in the RL26 trailer kek

>>149721267
>muh dad

le halfback that gets tackled on 4th so they dont have to take charge on 5th

>>149721299
we call that “A Cleary” m8

>>149721299
who is nathan cleary

>>149721299
Nathan Cleary on Wednesday:

>>149721318
>>149721319
>>149721320
THESE GUYS MUST HAVE SEEN HIM!?

someone tell the poophins that they're not really dolphins and the pooarks aren't really sharks
their defence is woeful

>>149721228
Sports betting was a lot different back then. The TAB didn’t even take h2h bets on games back then, just pick the score / pick the winners / pick the margins. SP bookies would have though, so could be the case - I always thought it looked like Offiah missed the start

based 60yr old gambling addict still posting on 4channel

>>149720902
They do have a no finals no job policy

>>149721353
based martin offiah

damn need to poo will have to transition to my phone brb ladies

how did you get female teams in rugby league live 2

Somebody said something about halfbacks getting tackled on the 4th

brb have to post something important in /cric/

>something important
>/cric/
Don't make me chuckle.

this has been fucking DAWGSHIT

ok back ladies
more like dolphinSHIT

is the new footy game gonna be on steam?

>>149721497
Yes.

PHEW
>hynes

FOR FUCK SAKE NICHO YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO GO BACK TO BEING FUCKING USELESS

good defence

>>149721231
1/3 season left to play

Is some autist here going to make peems in Rugby League 26 based on the /nrl/ family and stream CPU vs CPU tournaments?

it’s all about attitude and heavy contact and this along with their usual try scoring attack ability is why they deserve finals footy

Business idea: tiff topic belongs on >>>/r9k/

>>149721529
Maybe she shouldn’t have spread her legs for Duke

she should just fuck the best player in the game like vonny

>>149721547
this but Latrell

>>149721529
'wellness retreat' looms

Anyone staying up late for the tennis?

>>149721547
Seconded

is Novax playing?

based Stoney my Peelies never should’ve let him go :(

Tiffany ice binge murder suicide when

>>149721584
Yeah but he’s playing in the 2nd match so it could be on real fucking late depending on how quick the 1st match is.

She's gotta know the only reason people "want her on TV" is because she's hot right? Surely she's not that delusional

>>149721579
>not drinking three coffees for breakfast

>>149721616
She does not have the self awareness to understand that m8

>>149721635
would smash 7/10

leave some cucumber for the rest of us

The feed btw

Jeez theres been some boring, shitty, yawnfest games this year...

>>149721644
It's zuchinni

https://youtu.be/-F7c7Es0nuM?si=lzTErnaVtrdJAMsi
Foxwarren - Deadhead

Somebody posted this the other week and I’ve been listening to it most days so if you’re here thanks

>yeah nah mate dont wipe of the excess silicone just leave it

pathetic tradies

>>149721657
Yeah we're fucked.

Based whistling ad

>>149721667
>OP jizzed on his kitchen bench

>>149721655
friday night single header is only good when it’s the match of the round or if broncos are playing.
There is no match of the round this week apparently the nrl don’t want the casual origin watchers to follow the comp

>>149721635
add Worcestershire and we kino

Personally I will buy it on ps5 once it’s out. Also looking forward to the new Gaelic football game coming soon

can somebody give me why Big Ant has so much power? How come the NRL can’t fuck him off?

>>149721735
https://www.rte.ie/culture/2025/0523/1514286-first-new-gaelic-football-video-game-in-20-years-set-for-summer/

Still think the /nrl/ family could make the definitive Rugby League vidya if we put our minds to it.

dire

>>149721770
>le laconic goalie

KFC have dropped the tigers and picked up the Bulldogs. But mostly I just miss the Fry-day night footy add

NRLW Braphog stimulator 2027

business idea: isometric turn based RPG nrl game with management sections a la Pathfinder, Fallout, Pillars of Eternity

>>149721770
Grim

>>149721797
rugby league works better turn based, maybe even only really would work turn based

NRLW trainer- you have to manipulate a girlie girl rich kid into becoming the Titans new star fullback.

>>149721797
Based isometric enjoyer
https://youtu.be/4jXEuIHY9ic

alright second half LETS GO

>>149721797
I'd play it

BIN THE CUNT

HIS FUCKING NAME IS HERBIE THE BRITISH TWAT

More like Droppie Knockonsworth

refball

opportune time to milk a bin here…. but no

I keep saying but an open world off field game like GTA where you can go alcohol & drug fueled rampages or degenerate sex orgies on away trips. The side quests could be famous rugby league shenanigans like Gowers golf day, Gasiner in Origin or even the Doggies in Coffs.

If Lattrell was white it would have been a called out when he rolled into touch on Wednesday.

>>149721907
do this with this >>149721797 so the games are iso turn based and the off field is gta, and add in some trb call it Captain/Coach it’ll sell billions

why didn't Woolf tell them to not let pooarks make so many meters every set

Two curse incoming.

FUCK OFF THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY IT THEN THEY CHANGE THEIR MIND ????????

Dolphins & Wolves can’t communicate with each other m8

There’s an Irish tv show sort of like Underbelly (better though imo) called Love/Hate it’s a few years old now but it’s good

>>149721925
I feel I will need to use a mouse to play this, which is a turnoff

pooarks bros...

>>149721946
1vs1 me in de_dust bitch

>>149721944
Will download and watch.

>>149721946
I’ve played plenty of xcom, planetfall, and fm on console it can be done. FM gets a bit janky but that’s more a dev issue because there was LMA Manager which was excellent nav controls.

Further idea remember in gta san andreas you could play the vidya arcade and consoles in game we could add that into the gta sections where you can play et’s rugby league, arl 96, and the complete rugby league live series all as unlockables as you progress onto different islands

>>149721738
Video Game development has gotten so expensive these days and Rugby League is a pretty niche sport on the global scale so you can't really get a bigger studio to do it. Like it or not Big Ant is probably the only one equipped to do this.

One positive is that they've finally fucked off from Tru-Blu and are going to be published by Nacon, an actually somewhat relevant video game company

Great strip

>>149722041
Fuck you cunt.

>>149722006
And ET’s Rugby League

I almost got a job at Big Ant as a junior QA

That was forward

Super League War Manager:

You play as a player manager during the titular war, it’s a card battle game

im the head junior qa at big ant

>>149721946
there is an app that turns your mouse into a controller that you control with your phone

>>149721946
Eh, plenty of iso games have gotten console ports lately and work fine.

ANYBODY SEEN HAMMER?

>>149722068
Have you tried Retro Bowl?

Important miss that

another try conceded by young herbert
should have stuck to divegrass son

>>149722081
I’ve played that on the mobile it’s ok as far as mobile games

Jesse

>>149722063
I'm serious. They were actually really nice the job seemed chill (just play testing their games) but I had too much experience

>>149722081
Nah. I don't play mobile games.

Plenty of time left if they want it

If you don't lose after two penalty goals, there is no poo curse.

The most dangerous lead?

These guys were great

C’MON REDCLIFFE FIRE UP DO YOU WANT TO PLAY FINALS FOOTY

>the guy complaining about byes on the ladder was gus all along
Based Gus

>>149722165
i had a borderline autistic fixation for Rugby League 3 on Wii

>>149722178
Who?

poo curse doesn't work if your peem doesn't want to win

>>149722181
The red team

katoa saw all the chat about clearys origin replacement and decided he wanted to remove himself from that conversation

Titans WILL win for Des and Foran

>>149722180
We got 2 games in 2010. Sidhe mogged "Big Ant" hard. Shame this one was a Wii exclusive

COMEBACK

Jej

Commentator curse on the zero

*Dolphin Noises"

good try scintillating stuff

Let's gone The

>>149722181
Their name triggers my tism desu

That kick could have just been a pass

Thinking it would be easy to make a fun rugby league game

Lovely

>>149722239
ugh what’s happening to Steve Price here?

>>149722281
>tism
https://youtu.be/wPAQBtuUiLU

COMMEEEBACKKK>>149722252

Kek @ poarks

HIS NAME IS HERBIE

government mandated herbie farnworth try

Herbie legitimately might be the best player in the sport rn

HERBIE THAT’S HIS NAME

Did sharts ever consider tackling

HIS NAME IS?????

HERBIE my Multi lives

Why pass back inside at the end where all the defenders are when there was literally nobody on the outside

HERBIE’S ON THE DRUG THAT KILLED RIVER PHOENIX

>>149722348
>voided
>lives

Nigo choking again
he needs the Hyneslich manoeuvre

he needed to dive for that

Bruh

NICHO ON REDEMPTION WATCH

NIGGO

Buzz will be happy

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NICHGOAT HYNES

>>149722385
Hmm

Yeah I've seen enough.

If I was an Aboriginal playwr on the Dolphins team I would tell Nicho that he is not really Aboriginal and put him off his game.

He could miss this

The best halfback in football is a proud Indigenous man. Drink it in, bigots.

1 droppers don’t count

HE'S BACK

What tribe is Tom Dearden from m8?

>>149722435
I would tell him he has a vibe of someone who sleeps in a station wagon and should shower more frequently

in a just world, old man wayne loses his job before desley

Hey nicho you’re not supposed to use wank cream as hair gel ya greasy cunt

FG looms

Sharkies

great pass

>>149722489
>try
Fucking autocorrect

Nicho is fucking BACK

dont worry phinbros, you need to lose one to win one

Despite their fraud status it’s never an easy away game

>One fraud beats another
Meh

fell asleep on my chair lads
0/1

its now been 3 years since a regular season golden point game

Sharks

>>149722546
>Me when I spread misinformation on the internet

No Nicho we have no idea what Fitzy is like since we don't play for the sharks m8

imagine being a sharks fan and trying to pretend that was a good win when the dolphins are down half their squad. they struggled against a qcup side.

"The greatest player in history"....until a little pressure applied.

No wonder that chin sticks out into space....the jaw is made of glass.

I play for the Sharks

>>149722822
crisp

>>149718926
>>149722774

Anyone got a webm. of the Canberra NRLW girls milking each other?

I only got a pic

>>149723308
hopefully nobody tries this in the u14’s this weekend

>>149723308
women not be degenerate for 30 seconds challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

>>149723968
>milking a cow is degenerate

>>149724103
>based de_belin /r/ whoosh moment

>>149724503
>>149724503
>>149724503

Hynes is so back