Thread 149711324

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>>149706918

Iga :)

>>149711324 (OP)
If one were to get on his knees behind this nice lady, place his hands on each ass cheek, spread them apart, place his nose on the rim of her asshole, and inhale deeply, what would it smell like?

SABS GET IN THERE

we got a choke off

This is nuts

>>149711324 (OP)
which player ranked in the 300's is this?

amanda win by breakin troon

women find easier to break than hold

LETS GOOOO

she is so lovely

>>149711336
oh that's weird

...

Reminder Sabby is 0-12 against US in the semis and finals.

Sabs lost in embarrassing fashion

>>149711361
how do they do it if no lets?

Who said WTA cannot be entertaining?

>no lets in juniors
idk about that, I'd let vendy do whatever she wanted

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

he's probably watching from heaven next to Saint Adolf Hitler.

SABS IS LEGLOCKED IN

SHE FUCKIN DID IT

>wins the 3rd set 6-4 anyway
Not a surprise really.

>>149711388
nonce

Amanda :)

USA USA USA

YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYY YOU ESS AYYYY

Despite her screams,, sabalenka seems like quite a likeable girl. Sad to see her go desu

Mandy :)

SHE'S DONE IT

USA USA USA USA USA USA

KWAB

Mandy :)

>>149711392
NEVERMIND

Holy fuck she did it

KWABS

Who knew that wahman tennis could be kino?

>Sabs

>>149711379
If the ball hits the net they just keep playing

USA USA USA

>>149711391
dont ever post this again

>>149711407
shes not

dont lie

Amanda :)

when they hugged their boobs touched

Booba touch.

Looool what a retard hahaha

Amanda is just balling out of her tits!

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

billy jean king has a lot to answer for

kwab

blonder, bigger tits, more fertile, younger, finalist.

Where have you gone Serena Williams, our nation stares its lonely eyes to you…woooowoooowoo

I’m so sick of hearing about this fat faced creature’s mental health break two years ago as if it has anything to do with how she’s playing now.

>>149711426
Just like my Chinese cartoons

KWABalenka

So the Russian wins

Iga 6-0 6-1 incoming

>>149711444
based

One fat, loud ugly russian bitch won against another

IMAGINE


>>149711420
i dont believe you

makes no sense

>>149711426
oh you noticed that too

OK Amanda beat her and Siegemund took a set from her and Bouzkova achieved the exact same scoreline but you have to say that Emma was still the biggest challenge Sabalenka had to face this tournament, you have to say that

dude in the anisimova box wearing a fucking tyrese maxey shirt top kek

>>149711426
post video please

6-3 to Amanda now in the h2h. Officially mindbroken

>>149711466
Mogged

BASED FUCKIN MURRIKA

>>149711466
brutal

>>149711466
BOING

>>149711466
brvtal titmog

usa is gonna sweep the slams this year

>>149711453
Redeemed Ruskie: With Freedom Comes Greatness

>>149711470
dont know what this zoomer talk means

VENDULA VENDULA VENDULA VENDULA VENDULA VENDULA :)
E
N
D
U
L
A

Vendula :)

>>149711466
a-cup scrub vs J-Cup Tiger

vendula :)

Amanda :)

>>149711449
Women only care about therapy

>>149711502
its a basketball player, nigel

>>149711466
honk honk

Anisimova and Fritz gonna stand next to each other, both holding silverware. This will trigger an american tennis renaissance as tens of thousands of amerikids will pick up a raquet.

/tennis/ waifus won!

>>149711506
>>149711507
I was keeping one eye on that match, got through by the skin of her teeth tbqh.

>>149711466
wow...

Chestlet Iga can't compete

>>149711491
who cares

thr nationalization of individual sports is a moronic imo

why does this person hafta be.representing "their" "nation"

just utter drivel and nationalism is arguably the most poisonous ideologies of the modern and post-modern world

(almost) equal prize money to the men yesyes

>>149711531
Meanwhile, Jannik Sinner will win the USO for the next 15 years.

>>149711498
Fuck off mutt. Her talent and boobies are Russian naturale.

vendula boob bounce

>>149711548
Shut up commie

>>149711525
>ebonics

exactly

zoomerism innit

titlets LOST

>>149711466
Bigger tits = bigger confidence and mental fortitude, simple as

Big booba won

Mingge :)

pricilla hong in crowd?

wtf is her name?

her name is priscilla hong right?

or wang?

who the fuck knows

>>149711569
The top cannot take the strain

>>149711531
Holy shit mutts are so cringey

>>149711569
literally hasthe body of an arctic sealion

Will Amanda vs Iga be the Ultimate Tits vs Ass Final?

>>149711461
>i dont believe you
>makes no sense
it's true.

correct myself

i meant

antarctic sea leopard

much more visceral depiction

>>149711343
like opening a fresh container of tennis balls

Why is the wta so shit, man

>>149711601
Really? I think she looks fantastic in that pic

>23yo
what

>>149711456

Kek, ironically Iga is the only cutie left and the normal.sized one.

>>149711625
he's gay

christ

the wheelchair tennis is just as karl pilkington described it

>>149711583
hon

>>149711629
corrr literally uni age
amazing

>>149711538
almost had a heart attack twice, what a thriller!
best match of the tournament for me

second wimby semi-final in a row
definitely her breast surface

>>149711617
Taylor, Tommy and Ben could never

>>149711617
The shame of Belarus.

>>149711625
bro its just blubber and hanging tits very wide apart

bizarre that that is body of athlete

must have been during time off though i know nothing about that escapade in her timeline

they're both ridiclously ugly

>>149711675
Well we've got two right beauties coming up next in the next match.

iga is ugly

>>149711670
yeah, I remember someone saying that she had a weird mom body

lets go amanda

>>149711682
Who

>>149711670
Virgin detected

>>149711670
lol not at all
if she lost weight she would still have good tits

>>149711670
>here's that fat girl I was telling you about

>>149711466
hmm

>>149711670
>>149711675
Check your testosterone levels plz.

>>149711689
those are more than a mouthful, thank you polebro.

>>149711682
bencic came off nice in dasha vlog tbf

but offputting she is a mother and if she gets through bbc will likely beat that story like a dead horse

Bencic to win Wimbledon!

>>149711689
>>149711706

elbow-level nipples is just too low imo

like you cant even get a good titjob if there is no structural integrity to the breast

>>149711675
unfortunate nose for a fat woman

>>149711617
Pegula bros ...

>>149711645
>>149711645
knew you would webm this :)

>>149711722
bro this seems like she is a bit imore in shape.here and tits look completely different when a womans lying down

>>149711682
kek

>>149711624
Saba lenka ha a weird way of playing. On the face of it you would think she would overpower players. However her serve is pretty shit, she doesn't seem to have that much power really and makes loads of unforced errors. She has been shit this tournament and of course was even worse in the RG final. And yet she has reached the last 2 GS finals and now a semi final and will extend her lead as number 1. Anisimova deserved to win and yet could have lost against someone not playing that well. Raducanu could beat Sabs but of course doesn't have the killer ability to do so. Then in the last match Sabs nearly lost against a 107 ranked player who is near retirement. then you look at the rest of the top ten, Coco won RG and was out early on here playing shit. Ironically if Iga somehow wins Wimbledon it will sum up how inconsistent the WTA is of course some morons will claim it has depth especially if it is a Anisimova v Bencic final. The men's game of course at least has some consistency and if it is to be Grug v Sin in the final then the proof is right there.

>>149711645
>jealous girlfriend at the back
>pervy old man perving on the chinese staffer

bencic is kinda cute lads

>>149711617
someone more cruel and racist than me (who is neither of those things) would say she lost to:
>a horse
>a monkey
>a pig

>>149711761
so wimbledons track record of literal whos winning doesnt prove that wta inconsistent but iga, no. 2 in world, junior wimbledon winner and recent grass tournament finalist does?

bogglin' take diss one hairfta be uttered

like

im actually laffin'

>>149711746
thanks for supporting her!

Bencic is really nice on the eyes

We won

>>149711771
Nah m8

that bencic has got an ass on her

WOULD

let bencic give me a cheeky oilwled handjob

>>149711652
>Shitz
>Tommy "Quarterfinals" Paul
>Ben Belts-it-long

>>149711781
All the boys love Vendula Valdmannova

>>149711734
is bencic jewish?

looks it

>>149711569
She is so amazing.

>>149711750
Women are extremely ambiguous and metamorphic.

>>149711750
>and tits look completely different when a womans lying down
can you please not assume that everybody who posts here is some incel who has never laid with a woman
that pic was taken in feb or march this year iirc (she dyed her hair in January)

Nothing major podcast guys picked djokovic to win tomorrow. Is.Binner cooked?

where are the iga simps ITT?

>>149711849
His best chance to beat Sinner is on grass.
But if Sinner is playing like he did against Shelton yesterday it will be very hard.

So glad that horrible screeching & wailing Belarusian hooker is out of of the competition.
The Wimbledon final will now be a lot quieter without that Slavic slut cumming all over herself every time that she hits a ball

it would be nice to see any of the remaining three ladies win this. anyone have a strong preference?

>>149711779
Laura Robson, Snigur and Liv Hovde won junior Wimbledon, it's hardly a reliable predictor. Iga's record here overall is terrible on the main tour.

>>149711867
Sabs is my queen

>>149711874
“Swiatek is too ugly to win Wimbledon” - John Inverdale

On this Thursday afternoon - we are all Belinda bros.

>the only thing stopping Igor from winning wimblewomble is her ability to make two fat piggies run back and forth before they tire out
Igahatersisters... It's ogre...

>>149711874
a final between two women who took a year off because they got fat would be fun i guess

>>149711779
>junior Wimbledon winner
lolz, I find it amusing that so many anons take an "interest" in the juniors, but what is even more amusing is thinking winning something like that has any bearing on future performance once they play as a pro against better players. Iga is still not playing well, but like Sabs if the standard has dropped then getting to a semi final with the likes of Anisimova (now a finalist) and Bencic and also a 107 in the world getting to the quarters does indeed show how inconsistent it is - inconsistently bad.

This is an awful match, I'm required to root for the player who dumped Mirra out.

>>149711466
Amanderz titmog omegalul

>>149711901
FAS face downy who fucks niggas on TV. Grim…

>>149711882
Literal midge boy shoving a tennis racket up his ass, have some decorum geez.

>Bencic is the only mother remaining in the draw
>the only one out of 3 players left
amazing stat guys thanks espn

Nagal vs Cecchinato set 2 rn in Trieste

No Igor

Sinner v Alcaraz
Men’s final

Swiatek v Generic 13th seed
Women’s final

Sabalenka is a great talent, but she should definitely get warnings & penalties for hinderance due to her constant screaming while hitting shots. It’s ridiculous how loud she is. So annoying to watch.

>Iga playing 8 feet behind the baseline
Speed grass up again. Make these clayrats fold in 2R

martina is my favorite tennis commentator

thank you ai for telling me that the seeded player is the favorite against the unseeded player

>>149711969
Glad she’s out. Even if it is only one more match that we won’t hear her.

Wimbledon will raise ticket prices next year to cover the cost of Iga stealing so many towels.

That 1st game was the cleanest I've ever seen on the wta

didn't plan on having a wank this morning but another bencic asshole shot and that may change

a woman with a broken toe made it to the semifinals

And just like that the semi final is over. God i hate Bencic

>>149711987
Iga leave the towels alone. You are an embarrassment packing the whole court into your racquet bag in front of honorary guests in the royal box. A disgrace to your fans and Poland.

>>149711974
Delicious Iga tears, I bet they taste like San Pellegrino.

It’s over

>>149712029
That sports bra is doing a lot of work and yet those tits are still sagging and she's only 23. grim.

levels I fear

>>149712037
this faggot is complaining about big tits

boobs v butt final denied by a broken toenail

>>149712037
hope pride month went well b

>>149712037
if she didn't have the massive boobs she would not look as fat. She certainly is lim however she isn't fat like a lot of the WTA - another reason why the WTA is shit they simply are not fit enough to be compared to the men who take the sport more seriously and know they have to be fit to play at a far higher level.

>85 degrees
>brits collapsing in the stands

>>149712029
I don't like them firm.

>>149712037
mate fuck off you've never touched a pair of tits in your life

This suburban swiss mom gave 150% to defeat Mirra just so she could get double bageled by the polish towel thief.

>sun comes out
>another brit dies
its time for god to step in and do something about these "people"

>>149712066
Yes she would, did you not see her face? She's literally Miss Piggy

>another boomer died in the stands
Ffs let these people spend a week in Florida before Wimbledon or something

Another boomer down? that's three in a day just on CC

Belinda is so ass please just retire

>>149712086
thats what happens when you take tha vaxx.

Did you guys know Bencic is a mother? It's only been mentioned 5 times so far

Did you know that Belinda Bencic is a mother?

another brit boomer dies due to normal summer temps and iga decides to shuffle back and forth on the court to dance on their death

>WTA allows time off for egg freezing
kek how long does it take?

still feeling her left leg from that fall earlier its over

Linda can just retire lmao

>>149712108
Horrible ball control. Doubles line 3 in her high school at best.

>>149712118
i happen to know that she has great ball control

what's with all the fucking delays today what are they doing

How did this Swiss mommy get into the semi final

>>149712112
i think you need hormone treatment before you do it for eggmaxxing

>>149712101
>>149712104
heh

>global warming talk
and muted

>>149712131
Dying.

Kino

>>149712143
Come over here and say that m8. You wouldn't last an hour.

thank god

>>149712143
That's tennis weather where I'm at. You get out with the boys and sweat through two shirts in 2 hours.

Wimby so far has been everything we hoped for
What an honor to share it with the lads and lasses of /sp/
So much love to you all, from me, from my heart, stay good brothers, be happy

>the only people who can afford tickets now are 70+yo geezers
>more medical issues in the crowd now than in the past
truly a strange phenomenon

>>149712153
i live in swamp state

I'm so glad the heatwave is over here. There's no need for over 30 C ever

The lesson of this year’s Wimbledon seems to be that posh people should not attempt to go out in heat.
Another 9 minute delay because some geriatric boomer couldn’t hack 30 degree weather LMAO

kek these are some lush perks

>Grants have also recently been made available towards the cost of any fertility treatment, and earlier this year the WTA introduced paid maternity leave for the first time.

>More than 320 players are now eligible for up to 12 months paid leave - with everyone receiving the same amount, irrespective of their ranking.

>>149712160
shut up and post webms of bencic's maternal ass

These commentary cunts complaining about the heat, the courts and muh global warming bullshit

>>149712070
british people dont know how to hydrate thats why

culmination of not being used to hot weather so dont srink enough water, poor insulation and no air conditioning, excess consumption of tea and alcohol

>>149712138
women

Belinda

>>149712143
Don't laugh dude, that's almost the boiling temperature of water

>>149712172
>muh global warming bullshit
I mean it's real
And angloes with their disgusting capitalist companies like BP deserve this

>>149712101
Her gypsy face really bothers me
That's rare but she really ticks me off for just existing
But eventually I will come around to love her too, after my heart softens
So fucking hideous though I can't believe Mira lost to this garbage bag
By the way, Mira never impressed me in photos but she's really a sexy girl in real life excellent powerful build a little chunky I like that she's very cute in motion very sad she lost to the cetnik war genocider turk gypsy

dying due to heat is 3rd world country shit

>>149711919
yeah?

>>149712174
Spending all day in a 22°C ACed fartbox and then going outside doesn't seem like a good idea either

>>149712171
Thanks man
By the way if you give sex to a pregnant woman the kid will be a retard degenerate

>>149712185
welcome to the yookay

Bencic got people planted in the stands to faint when she starts to lose

>>149712184
mirras giant hands and awkward, thick giraffe legs are not attractive

>>149712160
this was directed to everyone except the russian & german

>>149712192
this would be me, sharp focus on the seating directly opposite, trying to catch some upskirts in the crowd

>>149711727
This post was sponsored by Antinatalism NGO

>>149712194
i think ita a better idea

you dont think that minimizing the accumulation of heat is better than accumulation of heat?

wuzzup, muh tiggas.
how u doin' senpai?
Lemme axe you sum, mah tigga. Is ther a type sheit gam for myself to watch? for real for real , senpai

youre playing an opponent with a broken toe why dont you make her run around a little

Just don't think Belinda has the power to do anything here.

Alycia is thick and strict

>>149712222
digits sniped by a hue with the worst post i've seen all week, congrats pele.

>>149712238
Emma :)

All kidding aside, why can't North American players compete in this sport

The reason I like men’s tennis more than the women’s is the consistency of the players. The women’s side is so inconsistent its like every tournament has a new winner each time

>>149712215
I would think the shock of a 10 °C temperature difference is more dangerous than letting the body slowly adapt

>>149712226
I could name you at least 5 female tennis players that miss at least 2 toes on both feet that won at least one wimbledon.

>>149712029
yeah she must look pretty horrifying when bra-less

>>149712245
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Iga is actually going to win Wimpleton? Feels strange

>>149711453
She was clearly doping, unlike literally every other athlete

imagine complaining about big bobs

>>149712276
No

>>149712238
Emma's charms are too powerful

Why doesn't Iga ever paint her nails?

>>149712108
I don’t think the square is at the correct height. But oh hey, it depends on the material of the wall.

What a beautiful day in wimbledon! Orc Sabalenka is out.

Linda breaks here

Would you rather get 500 dollars or give Mirra a footrub for 30 minutes?

>>149712291
Because she's an unlikeable dyke.

>>149712256
no i dont think it works like tihis

>>149712291
She’s a lesbian, dude.

>>149712037
They hated him because he told them the truth

how the fuck did mirra lose to this POS

mirra is literally so fuggin dumb

>>149712302
She is ugly and cute at the same time.I would ejaculate in her pussy if she asked me.
I like the cute girl that was eliminated yesterday better.

>>149712256
True that. In July and August it averages 34 to 37C here and I get acclimated to it. I just drink lots of water and eat salted tomatoes. Most afternoons/evenings we have thunderstorms which cool things off nicely.

>>149712308
>>149712314
People confuse autism in women with lesbianism too much these days

>>149712185
No, considering lethal heat levels "normal" is literally third world shit

>>149712336
you dont even know what youre talking about. youve just said statements eith no dialectical content

>>149712167
Finally, a sensible post from a white person

>>149711684
not really

I do think if iga was a dyke she wouldve already made a move on someone

Piga wasn't even supposed to be playing the grass season this year, was that just some bullshit to take the pressure off herself mentally or what?

>>149712343
Autism, lmfao. She’s an actress.

>>149712380
She is dating her psychologist

>>149712251
It's not just who wins it's the quality of the play and it could be that there simply is too many matches and the women simply don't have the strength to stay consistent. However the outlier is Wimbledon for the WTA anyway, and a lot of it isn't just the surface change from clay, it's a short season for grass and i think the womens game can't compete on it at a high level due to them concentrating on clay and hardcourt. Having said that excuses are abound, maybe they should just get gud or maybe we accept Wimbledon for WTA is now always going to be shit

>>149712380
someone post the webm
you know the one

>>149712371
She's wearing a NIKE kit here lol this is ancient

>>149712362
I see bongs come here on holiday every summer and they fucking wilt.

igawinslol

>>149712371
>only posts pictures from 5+ years ago

okay, okay, I got one:

Hamanda

>>149711569

>jeans half off

a new fetish...

Sabalenka "dominanting the tour" slams in 2025: 0
Iga 'worst season in history' slams in 2025: 1 (tbd)

>>149712405
6th and 7th slams soon.
Who can stop her at the US

>>149712312
Make up does wonders for her. Just goes to show make up shouldn't be trusted tho

>>149712419
if that is not inconsistency than nothing is

I thought there wasnt supposed to be tenis today
I went to the office and only came back now
I wanted to see the moan-off kino between sabalenka and anisimova ;-;
I wouldve wfh if i knew
fuck elon and him bringing back return to office
at least I get to catch some Iga

>>149712424
Nope

>>149712419
kek would be funny
She's playing better now that all the pressure to defend those points are off desu

>>149712409
stealing this

She was the sexiest of all time, let’s aknowledge it.

>>149712419
Kek I do find it glorious.
This past year everyone talking about sabalenka as if she is some hot shit.
While being nothing but a 27 year old 3-slam wonder.
Iga just knows when to take her chances, she is a winner, Sabalenka is testostone-filled loser

>>149712450
massively overrated
wouldn't even put her in my top 10 if she played today

>>149712457
>3-slam wonder.
Come on now, no such thing.

>>149712402
Obviously we can adapt to such ridiculous climates but we shouldn't have to, it's as unnatural as miscegenation and at the extreme end of the scale results in skin cancer and Australians. That's why I don't even have a passport.

>>149712419
I live Igaqtpie. Imagine raising children together with her after her retirement from tennis (age 25) and having a daughter looking up to her mother and also wanting to become a pennis player.

>>149712473
Iga is clearly assexual

break :)
She can become the 1st clay courter since Nadal to win Wimbledon

>>149712521
Forgot about Halep, sorry

>>149712521
>Nadal
>clay courter

He won at least 2 slams on every surface

You need power hitting, athleticism, or insane finesse to beat Igor

What does she agressively say to herself after winning an important point, while sticking her head out

>>149712536
Yes, and?
He is by far the best clay courter ever.
Who is better, tell me?

Well she's a Slovakian who didn't really integrate that well into Switzerland. Good tournament nontheless

vendy vs jonesy doubles on court 18 in ~15-20 minutes

>igor wimby final W
bad girls win

Can she bagel? She likes to bagel.

Women’s tennis is poo

Iga's bakery stonks are rising

>>149712555
Ruud

Banecic?

>>149712546
jazda!

>>149712607
She is so cute and feminine.
How can such small girl compete with rybakonas, sabalebkas and coco?

I have to watch it on mute.
Who is the crowd for?

>>149712606
>crashing this game

imagine dying because you wanted to watch THIS

>>149712607
Iga :)

If it wasn't already obvious, Mirra is a disgraceful sack of shit.

>>149712643
She is super young.
Needs 4 yearz to fully mature.
What was Fedcell at 18?

>>149712610
for me, its cum jets

>>149712650
Just a bad photo.
I see her in motion, and I take my conclusions from there.

Not exactly brand new information but my god womeme's tennis is a meme.

>Swiatek no titles in 13 months
>can't even win on clay
>ends her title drought on a surface she's been dogshit on her entire professional career even when she was dominating the tour

Things happen that just make zero sense.

Amanda and Iga have never played each other before

>>149712675
I've been telling everyone for years grass isn't a real surface

>>149712643
Mah niqqa

>>149712675
>ATP niggas when the 1st and 2nd seed get to the final a gorillionth time in a row

>>149712650
Iga leaves the dirt behind for fresh whites every time - that's Iga and t's green too

>>149712564
on paper that could well be the best juniors match of the tournament

I swear if they mention Bencic being a mother one more time...

>>149712651
Losing to Bencic deep in a slam is unacceptable. Emmlingz beat her easily when she was 19.

>>149712675
looks like iguana's mental has finally recovered

>>149712688
yeh because no sports are played of grass are they?

>>149712675
It's because almost none of the players are consistent. Very few matches seem to be played at a high level. It's unbearable and most of the time a waste of time to watch.

>>149712461
Awful taste. Young Martina was goat-tier.

>>149712700
What the fuck are you talking about Vendula isn't even a top 20 junior

very considerate of iga to end the match before another geezer dies

>>149712675
Maybe she adjusted her game? You can see her forehand swings are shorter now which suits it better for fast grass

>>149712727
she had a second sexual peak in her late doubles career

Also kek at getting bagelled in the semi final. Bye Belinda, you wont be missed

Iga is such a bagel merchant

bagel, the food of her people

>>149712564
>peniskova
lmao

>>149712740
Interesting…

>>149712729
now that she's made the semis you have to put her in the top 20

>>149712564
Might as well give it a watch.

UNBELIEVABLE

anudda collapsed boomer whale

Bencic just stole a towel

JAZDA!!!!!!!!

>>149712695
When the gap between the top 2 and the rest of the weak pack is that large, that's the way it should be. If you're bad, you lose, and you deserve to lose.

>>149712729
was a top 20 this january, hasn't play much in juniors this year + was injured for two months

>AC/DC, GnR
based Iga

Iga and Novax will win

Pretty sure this random 50yo dude would beat Bencic 6-0 6-1

>>149712450
gaby sabatini 1988-1995 bring pics?

flash interviews, post match interviews, pre match previews...like seriously who thinks it's a good idea to give players a microphone? same cringe questions, same cringe answers ad infinitum

>>149712826
Trvke.

Scary thing is that the shitter player has won the final the last 3 years, Iga don't you fucking dare my suicide will be on your hands.

>>149712826
Jews unironisch

>>149712833
cute!

Amanda is going to give Iga the Lena (before she had aids) treatment

>>149712743
Win: "Oh shit always loved Belinda, now to finish the job against that fat slob in the final" Lose: "goodbye Belinda, you won't be missed"

>>149712826
I don't get why they don't just refuse that shit more often. They're not compelled.

>>149712840
If Iga hits like today than Anus mover will have no chance

cowtits vs ironing board
match of the century

Boobas vs itty bittys

>>149712729
I'm talking about the fact that all four players in this match are top tier talents at this level - don't read too much into junior rankings

>>149712859
>ironing board

>>149712851
Martina Hingis was born in Slovakia too. But she never pushed that down our throats. Belina is like the Albanians in the Swiss national team

>>149712859
KINO

>>149712854
They are thougheverbeit. Osucka tried to dodge them and she got fined and they said they'd kick her out

>>149712864
Iga has other ASSets

>Sabalenka out (kwab)
>Igunia :) about to win Wimbledon
the post-olympics depression is finally over, never in doubt

>>149712739
She said the thing that she was working on primarily was how to move better on the surface and in particular how to approach the ball, makes sense since sliding into a shot like you do on clay is the last thing you want to over-do on grass. She has always looked like Bambi on ice on the surface and to give her credit, that has noticeably changed this year.

emma navarro growing on me idk

>>149712695
Yes, the best players competing for titles is better. It creates rivalries that captivate even casual fans. And when they get upset every now and then, it's actually meaningful and memorable because of how good they are.

Meanwhile in women's tennis upsets mean fuck all and the final is often names pulled out of a hat.

Sabalenka was a nice waifu but I can get behind Anisimova

>>149712826
Because you have a mute button but she has huge juicy tits and it helps tennis grow. Definitely do not want an interview with a ugly chick though.

As I said before, what a waste of a semi-final spot. Mirra would've won that match 99 times out of 100 and given Swiatek a real fight afterwards.

>>149712675
it makes perfect sense, why would you expect predictability and consistency from beings who have large hormonal swings and whose mental states are dominated by emotion? the same things that make women fun and interesting and at the same time unbearable and annoying outside of tennis are the same factors that come into play which make their tennis unwatchable and at the same time 'exciting'; it's like watching a train wreck, it's horrifying and you feel bad for everyone involved but you can't take your eyes off of it, e.g. the men's USO final between Thiem and Zverev

No bra for Sabalenka at press conference? Can Manda do the same?

iga :)

/tennis/ at the Vendy match.

>>149712930
Estonia wants Kecmanovic - Nakashima semi-finals in grand slams.

Me on the left

>>149713003
kek just grabbed that to post but thought I'd check first

>>149713015
me in the back

>>149712998
can I get a screenshot

>>149713003
>>149713015
maybe its the corr poster, a fine staple of this general

>>149712826
djokovic's interviews are usually very good. meanwhile spaniards be like
>wehl, hee wahs playeen aht ah reelee reelee hai lebul eet wahs ombeeleebabal

poor kwabalenka has played 3 wimble sfs and lost all 3 in a deciding set

>>149712905
I hope Iga and Carlos win, fall in love during the ceremonial dance and eventually breed the Kwisatz Haderach of tennis. Unfortunately that's won't happen of course since he's gay and she's autistic, but a guy can dream

>>149713026
I only saw it live, but nice to see the pokies. It should be on Wimbeldon's youtube later

Give me the low down on Anisimova’s breasts

>>149713035
uumm

im not a nonce

and from his dress you can tell that he is obviously anglophonic norf american, either usa or perhaps...

canada

>>149713130
*sweats nervously*
no way i would be in wimbledon watching juniors heh

>>149713129
Little is known about their true form because of her faticity.
Would they disappear if she lost weight?
We simply can't be sure.

i did not watch a minute of tennis today

This mixed doubles final is lmao. Stefani doesn't know where the fuck to stand

>advantage valdmanova
>deuce
>advantage valdmanova
>deuce
:/

Siniaková having a giggle

>>149713130
>>149713130
>he is obviously anglophonic norf american, either usa or perhaps...
canada
Nah, A Canadian would have taken his pants off

>>149713215
*valdmannova
:c

>>149713189
You're missing out on the Vendy doubles match right now

>>149713015
kek

>>149712071
based

>>149711089
We were blessed with that match and the first few days of Grand Slams are always the best, everything after is just anticlimax.
>>149712269
From you? It probably would be racebait from the looks of that reply.

We're all eating makaron z truskawkami tonight, baby!

>>149713226
When she joins the WTA she will dethrone Iva and Emma instantly in terms of simping.

>>149713189
Umm that's misogyny sweaty

>>149713314
doubt

>igas body from just below the boobas
>Amanderz boobas
>Jabbeur face
Would you?

>>149713338
yes

very cur opp us

There's so many -evas and -ovas om WTA

But only 5x -evs and -ovs in ATP

Bloomfield Hills soon

Are Mixed-Doubles fucking each other?

>>149713410
Tennis season ends on Sunday.

bring back blue clay

bretty good match so far

>>149713410
>>149713453
I only watch Slams, Rome and Six kings. Sorry.

>>149713460
should be 4 slams 4 surfaces. maybe sand

>>149713453
US Open series is everything. Big serving. High heat. All culminating in the season's grandest prize.

>>149713435
Wouldn't you, if you were around an athletic tennis girl all the time practicing your teamwork and bonding together? Imagine the post-exercise "accidentally walked in on you showering" sex

>>149713410
Amanda won. You lost

>>149713508
>AO - outdoor hard
>RG - clay
>Wimby - grass
>USO - indoor wood

>>149713513
Only after marriage

>>149713506
>4 kings and 2 peons slam
forgot about that. they made a lot of dough that week

>>149713534
The Mahogany Open

>>149713534
Already been done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhD3SVCObro

>>149713524
Losing to Iga on grass in the final is worse than losing to the #1 in the semis

>>149713534
One should be on the sea.

>>149713601
Bill ACK-man lost too. You can't stop losing

>>149713621
that seems highly impractical for obvious reasons

how do you get bagelled by the swine technician on grass in the semis?
i dont get WTA. discussion of it should be banned.

>>149713644
Fine, under the sea then. Make it happen Dubai.

>>149713663
UNDER DA SEEEAA

Zverev looked unstoppable in the lower bracket. Not even Tommy Paul and Khachanov could take him out. He's finally winning a slam. Just needs to win 2 matches in a row in the ultimate final. He's proven to be clutch in long matches with Griekspoor.

>>149713663
me on the right, observing for free by standing on the ocean floor outside the dome

>>149713650
her toe was injured apparently

>>149713687
how long until AI can generate fanfiction tennis matches like that

Vendula & Kristina :)

Jonesy :(
totally not her day

>>149713636
kekkkkkkkkk had no idea it was THE (Bill) Ackman

Will his triple jump record ever be broken?

>>149713687
his final vs. Cerundolo will be the toughest challenge of his career

Vendy and Kris :)
I need to give Jonesy a hug desu

>>149713738
Who is more impossible to beat, Fritz or Cerundolo?

>>149713718
Yay!
>>149713722
Eventually but some of those old track records can hold on for an eternity. Women's high jump on held for 37 years before being broken out of the blue last summer.

>>149713687
he seemed extremely blackpilled in his post game

So, now that the dust has settled, was the damnatio memoriae fair?

>>149713818
Good. Maybe he will tell is dad and brother to fuck off now

>>149713744
>>149713789
jana (and her sister) is next
should be manageable

>>149713189
you beat me i watched 4 minutes because i wanted to see sabs cry at the end

>>149713003
i look like this and watch tennis like this

>>149713974
You’re cute

>>149713974
You have an awesome shirt like that though?

>>149713621
>Niggas sell 8 gazillion plastic shoes per second
It's all so tiresome

>>149714027
:3
>>149714035
no, but i'm sure it smells similar

>>149713621
>ball lands in ocean
>bikini-clad ball girls tasked with diving after them
hold on, adidas may be on to something here

Mixed doubles are cool as fuck

Imagine the couples having sex under the shower after victories

>>149714166
In this scorching British heat it would probably be fair to make the ball girls wear bikinis at Wimbledon too

>>149714310
send that suggestion up the chain to management. may not want to sign it with your real name, however.

>>149713722
He probably thinks those glasses are cool as hell but they're actually shit.

>>149714361
this but maya

>>149713720
He isn't wrong about the player angle

But he sold Netflix at the bottom

Katka (and some other guy) :)

>>149714569
>the brit didn't win even here
>super painful 7-6 7-6
Harsh.

This was the first Mixed Doubles slam title for Siniakova. Very nice

>>149714635
>Mixed Doubles slam title
kek

>>149714722
STOP IT

Why is Sam Rockwell always playing retarded characters?

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>>149714912
proper thread

>>149714887
rekt retard