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>>149714478CWS: Thursdayโs scheduled contest between the Guardians and White Sox in Chicago was postponed due to inclement weather
HOU: Brian McTaggart of MLB.com reports that the Astros plan to promote top infield prospect Brice Matthews from Triple-A Sugar Land on Friday
TEX: Tyler Mahle (shoulder) is expected to resume throwing at some point next week according to Rangersโ manager Bruce Bochy
BAL: Jordan Westburg homered and drove in three runs as the Orioles triumphed over the Mets 7-3 to take both games of Thursdayโs doubleheader
CIN: Austin Hays went 2-for-3 and drove in three runs on Thursday, leading the Reds to a 6-0 victory over the visiting Marlins
NYM: Metsโ manager Carlos Mendoza told reporters after the first game of Thursdayโs doubleheader that Jesse Winker (back) will head back to New York for additional testing
ATH: Jacob Wilson (hand) remains out of the Athleticsโ starting lineup for Thursday nightโs soiree against the Braves
STL: Cardinalsโ manager Oli Marmol told reporters on Thursday that Erick Fedde will make another start on Saturday against the Braves
27 rings you fucking heroin addicts! And Pearl Jam fucking sucks
braves get shut out. gg athletics.
>jp fouled a ball off julio
Based, get that shitter out of the lineup
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DAAAAAAAAA RED SOX WIN
they coming for that jankee ass in the wild card
>>14971774727! Count them!
>takes middle middle
>swings at low and outside
>if you step foot outside the county you were born in you're a fucking loser!
27 government-run grocery stores soon kwab
>>149717703 (OP)Thanks bakerspie!
>>14971776227 you fucking panamapaco
Cal Raliegh's ass isn't noticeably big.
uncanny resemblance of such a well renowned rapist
>Mamdani is for the Mets
basado
>>14971777127 you fucking soon to be 51st state
>>149717777your quads are noticeably big
>>149717781does anyone know of kobes whereabouts in the summer of 92
If Skenes is traded to the Dodgers I will shoot myself
27 naked players at the showers of yankee stadium
>>149717802Livvy Dunne, youre now a dodgers fan!
>>14971780727 you seething panamapaco
>>149717802skenes will be a pirate for a while
He is priceless for pittsburgh
every time i tune into this thread some mariners fan is hanging themselves
>>149717717based. we're the cocaine yankees
'kees vs 'ers is a bloody good game
Can Judge be clutch for once?
my rangers bats are waking up
Recycled refried beans for my hermanos
>>149717707L8erz eses, middle fingers to astro putos, ha!
Skenes is a Pittsburgh 10 so like an LA 7
>judge hits weak pop-out to center field
>New York Yankees fans go fucking nuts in the stands
Typical Judge at the clutch
>>149717802he won't go there until he's 32 and coming off his second tommy john
Oh look Playoff mode Judge is back lol
Skenes should be a mariner!
Why do people say Judge is good?
He doesnโt look like he went to law school
lmao we're about to walk this off seattle faggots
>>149717870of course not he's black
how the fuck are your guys' streams minutes behind mine?
The Nintendo Switch patch on the M's uni is very obnoxious.
>>149717889go to bde, sleep head
>Ben Rice comes out to Feel Good Inc.
You aight white boy
/lgbt/ here...Ben Rice is SEXOOOOO
>>149717891oh no can you imagine being let down by big corpo!? ;_;
Skens
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go Sneks
>>149717916wonder how big her turds are
Iโd come out to the theme from the big the bad and the ugly in tribute to my testicles and scrotum but Iโd say itโs for the kids or some shit
>3 hits
>1 stolen base
>0 runs
impressive inning!
BASES LOADED IN THE BRONX
SEVEN NATION ARMY!
DARUDE SANDSTORM!
Yankee stadium is just as annoying as dodger stadium.
they play so much fucking noise all game long.
They call it Jankee Stayeeum
>>149717958KILL BILL SIREN!
FREDDIE MERCURY SAYING HEYO!
THE OPENING RIFF TO THAT ONE SONG BY WOLFMOTHER!
KEK MARISHITS
>IT WAS 5-0
KEK XHEATTLE
>IT WAS 5-0
Suck
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I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!
>>149717974you forgot me farting
Oh no no no no no no no no no Marinerbros we got too cocky
MARINERS NOOSE IMAHE NOW GOSH DARNIT
27 RINGS! DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET IT YOU PEASANTS!
Free baseball in the Bronx
Volpe is so fucking useless
Congrats to the 2025 All Star Break Champions, New York Yankees.
Spanks Suck in X'tra Innings MARINERbros!!!
>all star with six blown saves
Digits and Mโs still win
>>149717958>>149717974Does Yankee Stadium really? And I thought the Mets and Dodger stadiums were cringe
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mariners loser team switch 2 loser console, shrimple as
>Harry Potter day
How is this still a thing when Rowling is so vocally transphobic?
Only my Jays can blow a bigger lead and seal the deal
>>149718031based osaka poster
If the M's get swept by the Yanks then >we are trading Geno to them instead
>>149717891it looks like it's barely stitched on
obviously a late addition, not incorporated into the original design
>>149718032she is and it's based
I donโt watch the Yankees a lot but I canโt take anymore of the fucking music they play
>>149718068MOMS SPAGHETTI
>>149718050Still better than staining the yankee stripes with advertising D: imo
>>149718050>obviously a late addition, not incorporated into the original designnah that's you
>>149718068They just have shit taste in music
Remember they brought out Fat Joe in the World Series last year lmfao
>>149718068The only sound system that should be allowed in a ballpark is an organ
>>149718068this dude is blowing a gasket over Darude Sandstorm. How are you even alive in 2025 lol
>it was 0-5
>muh no hitter
kekaroo
>>149718079*squints at you*
>>149718082holy shit I forgot about that hahahahahahahaahah
>>149718090LE HECKIN SANDSTORM! LE HECKIN SMACK MY BITCH UP!
>>149718082>mutt with early dementia who canโt even perform his own songs It was painful
Nah forget about the canceled no hitter.
Here's how to Mariners can still avoid the sweep......
For the Harry Potter event thing do they have to pretend to ride on brooms when they play?
>>149718088t. has never belted out Thank God I'm a Country Boy with thousands of others with the other half of the stadium wondering why the fuck that song has any connection to Baltimore
>wlaking goldschidt
lol gaaaay
>walking Goldshit for Grisham and Judge
Huh???
mariners have a female broadcaster lol
>>149718125go to a college football game if you want sing a longs
>>149718109I remember when the stadium music guy working for the Cubs got fired for playing smack my bitch up after the Addison Russell incident.
>>149718145Is "she" as bad as the A's one?
FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN
Last four digits are the final score
>>149718162it's a good song tho
POSTSEASON FORM FUDGE KEK
HEY HO LETS GO!
LIVING ON A PRAYER!
i was the guy spamming the 8.1 inning thing last thread about the no hitter, korean shit, etc
i was just trying to jinx it. i apologize for shitting up the thread. please understand.
also it worked because now the yankees are winning
I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!
all time memeiners moment
>MARISHITS CAN'T EVEN TAG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Volpe came in clutch for once
Mariners should be embariced
I really hate the Mariners
Go on, give your division up to the Stros without a fight
goodbye, i will see everyone after the houston series
He did a barrel roll to score
I hate you Mariners. Why do you have to disappoint us all? Coming from Cal hitting home runs to THIS???
Thanks for ruining the night idiots
Yeah this is the loss that makes me want to fucking burn down the mariners organization
27 FUCKING RINGS! DONT YOU FORGET IT YOU JUNKIES!
>>149718088i would like this but i'm sure it's a minority opinion
IF I CAN MAKE IT HERE I CAN MAKE IT ANYWHERE
HAHAHAHAHA
hang yourself, panamapaco
yankees own you
>his team doesnt have an organ
Meredith with the fake tits I donโt see them bouncing
>>149718203It's your fault for expecting anything from the Mariners. All these years of watching baseball and you haven't learnt a thing.
Congratulations on your July World Series win Yankcheats.
We own you marishits, don't ever forget it.
Bro I turned off the game after they fucked up the no hitter. How did they LOSE?
>>149718251rape...need...must...rape
>>149718250Bullpen failure
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>>149718262Also a horrible ump for both sides but it was worse for us
>>149718263Is the the Doors singer?
Cubs better save us from the evil empire.
>>149718272Cubs are getting swept
>>149718275DO A BARREL ROLL
>>149718275Why is he wearing those anti-masturbation gloves?
>>149718272The Cubs are never good
>>149718125They still dun understand the Oo during the national anthem either :@
LETS GO YANKEES! LETS GO COWBOYS!
>>149718285To prevent him from masturbating, fuckin idiot.
>>149718285Because he slides head first and doesn't want to jam his fingers on the bases
>>149718277Nice byrbbro :]
>>149718298He really canโt keep it off the basepaths? He canโt just wait ten minutes?
>>149718297BASED
LETS GO LAKERS
HALA MADRID
>>149718297go blackhawks!
On a plot twist... thanks for gifting Boston the third Wildie spot you Mariconers LOL XD. Now it's just the ALE leading the standings
YAY GO BLACK COCKS COUGH I MEAN BLACKHAWKS
Why does Seattle have a cardinal in their logo?
i smell a winning streak coming up
poodrepacos don't even care that tatis just hit a dinger, probably didn't even see it, they only watch dodger baseball.
>>149718338cardinal directions. epic science joke brotha
alright angelsdoyersbros, that's enough baseball for tonight. hasta banana
>MARNIERS
MARNIERS
ALSO, LOL MARNIERS
THE SEASON IS FUCKING OVER
>>149718368could you repeat that? i didn't quite catch it
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Just tuned in to the game, guess i didn't miss much. Well at least we split the series.
So you wanna join the doyers ese? Itโs blood in blood out carnal
>>149718275Catchers and middle infielders really need to SLAP tag these crafty niggas.
>>149718404Let the sell off begin
>>149718388who do i gotta take out esse?
i hope these assholes aren't going to be wearing yellow tomorrow
>>149718388Itโs actually cum in cum out
Toughest division in baseball is fully back
>has a compass
>canโt find a victory
>>149718404They never beat the yankees
>>149718414central rapes you
>>149718388Freddie killed his dentist and Mookie killed his downlow gay, who did Ohtani kill?
>>149718422central broship?
>>149718414Even the Orioles got 50 too
>>149718416They haven't for 30 years
>>149718388https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1993-11-10-me-55229-story.html
>>149718422A fucking one team division
>>149718424Ippei (his boyfriend)'s heart
>>149718388any room for good boys who dont even look upon women with lust unless they consent?
>>149718446ayyy chinitos no mames guey
>>149718446This almost looks like AI
>>149718424Kek
ohtani made his manager guy commit sodoku
>Radio was invented; Mariner fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Mariner fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Mariner fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Mariner fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haleyโs Comet passed Earthโฆ twice
>Harry Caray was bornโฆ and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Seattle teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Mariner pitchers
>17 US presidents were elected
>There were 12 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion picturesโฆ the latter giving Mariner fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>T-Mobile Park was built and became the oldest park in the American League
>Flag poles were erected on T-Mobile Park's roof to hold all of the teamโs future AL West pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 47 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Mariners won the west
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITTATLE MARINERS WON THE WEST
>The last time the Mariners won the west, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the memeiners will still suck
>>149718473he dated a manson girl
I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!
>>149718356Everytime I think that, the Rangers lose 3 or 4 in a row.
>>149718498Every day itโs a struggle between itโs over and weโre so back
>>149718356You beat up on the worst Angles pitcher and couldn't even win the series against them. The Astros are going to stomp you so hard it's not even funny.
>>149718498the astros series determines the season imo
>>149718280>Lord of the hipster faggots>Won't let you pass unless you let him drink day laborer cum out of your buttholeThirsty boy. Thirsty and hip and cool as they get.
>>149718482laughing at an expansion team in some far off corner of the US doesn't hit the same. Nobody had even heard of the Mariners until Griffey and Ichiro.
>>149718510>The Astros are going to stomp you so hard it's not even funny.we shall see faggot
>>149718529>An actual complete team versus the shit ass rangers offenseYou're delusion lmao
>>149718525no one cares doyerpaco
win a game sometime, guillermo
>>1497185382023 bitch
we have the same amount of world series calm the fuck down
Atleast the rags didnโt cheat for their ring
>>149718446imagine being Asian and dressing and acting like a Mexican cholo lol
>>1497185502023 was a fluke and everyone knows it
>>149718525everybody cares doyerchad
>>149718567We all hate the dodgers
everyone loves the dodgers
>>149718562Itโs a common thing in Asia if you can believe that.
>>149718562have you heard of the philippines
>>149718565>Pooston calling any World Series a fluke
>>149718514Rangers will get to Houston at 5am local time. First pitch is at 7:10. Already not a good start for the Rangers while Houston is relaxing.
>>149718575i cannot and you'll have to prove it with something other than the same old japanese lowrider videos that show a tiny subcutlture that nobody would really call common
>rags talking shit when they're 45-48
Oh yeah you can totally beat the red hot Astros you fucking faggots loooooool
2017 WS drew high ratings when a texas-based team won its first ring.
2023 WS drew low ratings when a texas-based team won its first ring.
>>149718594https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=chicano+culture+in+asia
>>149718606happy you confirmed you can't read but not surprised
>>149718603>>149718605*
Btw everybody in Texas hates Pooston
>>149718605>caring about ratingsalso it wasnt our fault, our opponent was the fucking dbacks lmao
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gonna kill myself
>STOP HAVING FUN
do astrofags really?
It's all falseflagers. Nobody here is a fan of the Rangers.
>>149718621Remember when the Mariners when in first place by multiple games?
>>149718618That's Manfrauds fault because he all wanted Stankees-Doyers which was last year. Two of the most hateable and overpayable teams of all time.
>>149718627h-h-ha-haha yeah :(
>>149718626Born and raised in Texas. Now live in the dfw. It's baseball time... in Texas!
I really like this HR Derby lineup
>>149718626>NO YOU CANT ENJOY YOUR ONE LEGIT RING! STOP HAVING FUN!
Rangers-Astros on Sunday is a must watch game. Hunter Brown will be throw a perfect game and remind them who runs Texas. Little brother ass team
>>149718645hopefully he gets hit by a bus
>>149718639>only two whites are participatingWhat have they done to the pastime they loved?
>>149718648more like take it and cum amirite
>>149718594Mexicans speak spanish today because Spain colonized Mexico 500 years ago.
Spain colonized Philippines 300 years ago which is why today so many Filipinos have spanish names. The former president of Philippines was practically a cholo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Marcos
>>149718645no one thinks this
>>149718446>gracias corea
>>149718655whites = smallball
blacks = big dingers
>>149718660De Soto mindfucked the Asstecs
>>149718661Everyone thinks this. How many Rangers "fans" were rooting for the Astros in 2017 and 2022? Yeah that's what i fucking thought
>playing mlb the show
>getting raped by the ump
>cant bring myself to disable the ump chaos factor
>>149718684which is a myth
>>149718677wait until you find out about the japanese
>>149718660please be trolling
>>149718686KEK get fucked bitchboi
Maybe the Dbacks shouldโve played better in the WS. Not the Rags fault their opponent sucked
>>149718692go read a history book
>>149718683We did because at the end of the day, it was Texas. Then we find out Houston is a dirty cheating whore
>>149718683>2017the fact you still brag about that shows how trash your team and city truly are
i hope yall get hit by a cat 5 hurricane
This thread just turned into a Texan Civil War kek
>>149718686Same I just tell myself "well that's baseball". The umpies got me.
>>149718698>he admits itlmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>149718705Fuck Pooston and fuck Austin
watched the 2024 HRD highlights last night - what's the deal with the pitchers?
one of the batters had some senile looking fella who kept throwing them high inside, but he didn't pitch to everyone?
>>149718697about the philippines being cholos, don't think I'll find such a history book
>>149718705It's falseflaggers. There are NO Rangers fans here.
>>149718719you eva get yourself checked out for Tourette's?
>>149718725Participants can choose anyone, literally anyone, to pitch for them. Some guys choose their dads or a coach they like. Nobody uses the same person.
7/11 tomorrow
Get your free slurpie from your local 7/11 convenience store
>>149718740Interesting - I would choose one of the other hitters then
>>149718754Idk if anyone has ever done that. Players have chosen teammates before though
>>149718606>>149718614Nagoya is close by so I'll go there next time.
Until now I thought it was just a joke or a hoax from you guys.
Japanese Chicano, kek
https://www.nytimes.com/video/style/100000005806771/japan-chicano-culture.html
>>149718725It's basically just a simulated batting practice session with extra bells and whistles. They can choose anyone to throw at them. Some even choose their team's manager or their regular BP coach
>>149718753Slurpies or Icee?
>>149718726negro, you are two kinds of stupid. No where in the post you replied to does it say filipinos are cholos. It says "The former president of Philippines was practically a cholo". It's an intentional exaggeration to make a point. However, it's not far from the truth, and the president's wife, named Imelda Marcos, is very heavily influenced by Spanish culture. You obviously have never been to Philippines. Had you visited, you would know that Spanish culture dominates all parts of Philippines at all levels.
>>149718753I happened to go into a 7-11 on July 11th one year and it was gross, a bunch of fat ass poor people there to get their free slurpees or icees or whatever the fuck, the entire floor from the slurpee machine to the register was sticky. and how much could a slurpee possibly cost normally that you MUST go there on 7/11 to get a free one?
>>149718776>Spanish culture dominates all parts of Philippines at all levels.
>>149718786It's fun. I go an buy a hot dog and get a slurpee. Then i hit up another 7/11 for another free slurpee.
>>149718787what poverty does to a mf
>>149718776>>149718575perhaps (which is to say for sure) you don't know how to stay on topic or scroll up but this is where this ridiculous conversation you're getting worked up about started
>>149718562
>>149718761https://youtu.be/BU7gsOinwW0
Snakes don't have that fight in em tonight, Padres gonna cruise to victory
>>149718787The people who eat this would literally starve to death if they didn't do this tbf
>>149718639Brent Rooker is taking it home
>>149718776I'm not him but I said imagine being Asian and acting like a cholo, and some retard (you?) tried to equate Spanish colonization of swarthy island asians with the east asians in LA acting like homies in that webm.
>>149718786i wish. everyone here is pretty
padres + dodgers = DADGERS
>>149718803Thank you, it's not recent, it's been around for over 10 years
>>149718818where is that?
>>149718825Itโs Padgers you fucking newfag
>>149718840i know, but not anymore, baby
>BREAKING: Tigers pitcher Casey Mize is being added to the AL All-Star roster
Tigers got another all star
>>149718863looks related to Trevor
>>149718863lame, get some other teams some representation
>lost to Vegas 4-6. Almost came back.
Atleast I have the rags
Put Fulmer in the rotation over Kochanowicz. I like Jack but he needs to work on some things.
>>149718881Every team has at least 1 player on the roster smoothbrain
>With the first pick of the 2012 Draft, the Houston Astros select....Carlos Correa!
>With the second pick of the 2012 Draft, the Minnesota Twins select....Byron Buxton
>With the third pick of the 2012 Draft, the Seattle---pfffffftthhHAHAHAH---the Seattle Mari----AaaaaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahahahAHAH-the Seattle Mariners select...........Mike Zunino!!!!!!!! AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>149718896Yeah and the Tigers have like 8. They don't need that many.
>>149718737was it something i said?
you're not sizzled r u?
>>149718897yes that is how it works
what the fuck is happening man
it's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK4GO2iOdh8
>August 2025
>Yankee Stadium
wait, what? how was that a force-out on langoliers? he didn't have to get tagged?
How is Yamameatball in the ASG and not Misiorowski?
>>149718914Your life is already over, stalker child
why does it sound like there's a 12 year old boy calling the a's game?
>>149718985Miz has had like 5 games. besides that, Yama isn't playing in the ASG anyway.
>>149719014for me it's yammyspie
Sneks what are you doing?
>>149719020we lost this game when E-Rod couldnt go more than 5.0 IP, this pen cant hold a lead for 15 outs
>>149719058that's pittsburgh
>>149719064we have a big beautiful bridge too, tyvm
>estrada
yes the chicano pitcher
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womp womp
GG Rangers.
At least Neto hit a homer. I'll take the series split.
>>149719103Top two are what I thought they'd be
>>149719103wow sugoi death
>>149719103I wish Joyce didn't get hurt. He's was throwing 104-105 last season and even threw 106 but not in a game.
I love Estrada, glad he's locating his pitches lately.
>>149719103101.7 mph AND he hits dingers?!
>>149719136Hey babe. Remember if the Pads win you promised sex.
DBacks just keep hovering under .500
>>149719156I don't get it
>>149719163women have no artistic soul
>>149717772Comfy bakerspie thread.
Last chance from the Diamondbacks
>>149719156can I fuck you
>>149719175But enough about ur mum lel
>>149719156God damn those are some nice tits
padres win doyerpacos kek
>>149719235padres lose even when they win
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>cease
what happened to these guys
GG Sneks, nice split. Offense and catcher siuation is still dogshit terrible, guess we're both equalizer of dogshit lol see you next time snakies
You guys are still 6 or 7 games out of the lead poopdres
Iโm gonna get laid tonight boys!
>>149719252Hey babe! See in you a bit ;)
>>149719255kek seethe more jorge
>>149719246Cease's biggest issue is that he has some of the worst yips I've seen in a pitcher. If he gives up a run or he gets close to bases getting loaded via walks from shonky 3-2 pitches, his composure crumbles and disaster innings spiral out from there. The problem is that if he gets a bad early outing, he's mentally fucked and becomes a huge liability. Which sucks because when he's in the zone, he's one of the nastiest pitchers in the league.
>>149719252Yeah Iโm going. Good game by Estrada and Suarez.
nice job on the win 'dres
I wish I could watch 2hu and anon have sex
>>149719290>latinas with dyed blonde hair i hate this trend
Now time for this struggling crappy offense to struggle against ranger Suarez and get ass raped by filthies offense.
>>149719301for me personally, i hate the claws on the one on the right
you gotta wonder where long nails has come from - unlike other female beauty trends, it has no basis in attracting a mate
>>149719307how does a person keep their asshole and or bit of cooze clean with such long nails?
>>149719306Babe, come to bed already. Donโt make me ask twice.
>>149719315Women donโt poop
>>149719326What are their assholes for then?
>>149719351where do you think babies come out?
congrats on the world series win, lil bros
>>149719361Sorry that you lost the world series to Astros, big brother.
>>149719381we lost a July series, they won their world series. get it right, anon, it's not rocket science.
Is it me youโre looking for?!
Door's open, Berds on the tube, my ass is lubed
>>149719381I thought it was a good win longfox
adding kek to the end of a sentence aint make it funny kek
Adding dick to my ass makes it happy
>>149719497Chop on, brotha
>>149719541idek anymore kek
>>149719557 me neither kel
is there anybody in there?
ya'll need more sandlot in your lives
>>149719562I see you, daring synthesizer. I see you.
>>149719566SO TRUE! UPBOATED!
>>149717801Surely he wasnโt in Pennsylvania at the time, was he?
>>149719153Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Jake is vicious and will do anything to win.
The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people
Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all
Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years. It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned off his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business.
>>149718726>>149718776https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imelda_Marcos
Filipinos are part Spanish. Imelda Marcos, her granfather was a Spanish Friar.
>Imelda is the sixth of Vicente's eleven children, and Remedios' firstborn.[39] Her paternal great-grandfather is Fray Francisco Miguel Lopez Silgado, a Spanish Friar and silversmith from Granada, Andalusia who became the parish priest of Pandacan in Manila.[40][41][42]
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