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>>149714478Astros are dead to me
>Pic: relatedits me, pull up putos
>>149717863true putos know who other putos are. it's putoception.
>>149717707 (OP)>soulless Los Angeles slop
Flyovers are so poor that they think the gravy train is what you do on Thursday with your sister and the leftovers
I think Iโm going to start calling balls and strikes on a day to day basis just walking around town and such.
He dudes
Found the new bread
>>149719795Based kino kek
Have you ever seen ,,The Sandlot''?
>>149719795I can haz new bread????
>>149719807Somethin' here ain't right 'bout the look of this post. Papers, please.
(captcha: HRASS)
>>149719795Threadies treaded so bread can rise...
>>149719896*sigh*
Don't make me tap the sign
>>149719727
>>149719896Houspie sighted!!
This is the smooth jazz, leather chair, cohibas kinda genny, the smooth cats, smooth chairs, smooth cigars
>>149719964We need Bryan Stow
If this bread was a sammich, it'd be a hoagiehehehehe
>>149719978has anyone ever laughed at this?
why are there four /mlb/ threads
i'm going to bed, some schizo needs to take them all to post limit before i wake up
>>149720024Yes sir. Yes sire!!
>>149720024At your behest, m'laird
>>149720024this is the thread though
Coolin' out in the chill zone
>>149720961get this man a nu!
Definitely chill in this zone... smella fresh bread wafting thru my noztrilz....
funky munch in the chillout zone with leather chairs & cohibas
>>149721142This fucked my mind
>Revvin' up your oven, listen to her howlin' burnnnn
>Bread rack under tension, beggin' you to lather sammich and gooooo
>Highhhhhwayyyy tooo theee breaderrr zoneeeee
>Rideeee innnn toooo theeee breaderrrr zoneeeeeee
ANNOUNCEMENT: This is the official NL East thread
man alive! this thread's alive for a-recyclin' later
not quite time for this one yet
gay shit faggot retard genny
I know this place is almost all males but itโs so depressing being a baseball fujo because all my friends are into kpop and they only want to talk about their idols and none of them are interested in baseball even though itโs full of cute guys and shipping potential.
>2025 National League All Star Jason Adam
Goals
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Peteโฆ pleaseโฆ
2024 World Series """"""""""champions"""""""""" everyone.
how many schizo threads do we have to go through
>vtubers
>mococoa
>fuwa
>Fujo
Stop importing your pedo tranime language here
>>149735428Do you really find the men attractive?
Does banda even know where the strike zone is
My white sox please please donโt fuck this up
>Marek Chlup was called up to the Yomiuri Giants' first team and signed an NPB contract. He becomes the first ever Czech player in a major pro baseball league.
Baseball is growing
>>149735618We run /mlb/ now
>less than 2 outs
>wathan doesn't send a guy rounding 3rd when he could score
>the guy never scores
he has to be the worst 3rd base coach in the league
>>149735627WE FUCKING DID IT
Philthie kek
Philthie kek
Philthie kek
>>149735649I am not affiliated with you.
>>149735618when Ice gets rid of all the illegals those jobs will be filled by all these
>>149735649fucking losers
>>149735649More like you are getting run by /mlb/ right now KEK
my Jays are all muscle, zero fat. Please show them some respect
Vientos-chads are we back?
They better not put stankek in
>>149735666I credit my complaining in the previous thread for the big hit youโr3 welcome
>>149735666CHECKED
He needed that badly. Still a one run game.
>>149735649based and true
>6 run deficit
TIME TO PUT KIKE I-oh wait
>>149735661as if those people can hold down jobs other than scanning barcodes
you think a single one is going to do the back breaking shit immigrants do? kek
May is washed right? He has nothing going for him anymore
DOUBLE A BINGHAMTON RUMBLE PONIES
>>149735682Rally doink fixed mark
Dodger pitching is so cooked
I am grooming my son to be a future MLB player.
>>149735701he pitched great the last time out. just can't command consistently for shit.
>>149735707Gawr. Gura. Curse.
She abandoned the Dodgers. She abandoned you.
Who's running /mlb/ now, doyerbitch? LMAO
>>149735709>I am grooming stopped reading there doyertranny
yea this is over gg padres
>>149735707doyers are cooked in general
and mookie is down
>>149735709he's a future hololive tranny
BETTS DOWN
BETTS IN DISTRESS
>>149735697it was a shitpost but I do believe there are people in positions of power trying to make this country exactly that way
Itโs night-night time but good luck to all my giametsiner bros
>>149735709>I am grooming my sontypical doyerpedo
where did all the doyerhomedepotlowesacehardwarepacos go?
Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team
Honestly nothing of value was lost
>>149735722You realize grooming doesnโt always mean sexual right? Someone can be groomed for a career or trade
PACO DOWN
CALL DA AMBER LAMPS
I take it we're here now?
shame about the game today pacos
>>149735744>stopped reading there You realize that was the point of the joke right
>>149735734Fat ass Mococo
>>149735752Why is Japan obsessed with white women features?
No seriously what the fuck happened to the Dodgers? Last year's pre-All Star break week was never this fucking atrocious
>>149735707I thought you guys said LA is where superstar shine in their elite pitching lab lol stole our Sasaki and this nigga on IL.
first time I've ever seen lee take a lazy short route
> be LAD
> Threaten to run away with division
> Proceed to regurgitate it all up
losers
How has Dino not been fired yet. Dude is the most beta bitch third base coach ever holding everyone up
>>149735661Some of those Hololive people actually hold six-figure jobs.
New fan here. Can any ask for a pitch runner or do you have to meet certain conditions?
>>149735428We support our femanon posters. Don't be afraid to share your gay romance fantasies or whatever it is you people do.
>>149735778Is that the california flag wtf?
>>149735764They spent enough money after the World Series
>>149735769Not so good a third time through the order
>>149717937/sp/ is a Vatos Locos board
Isnโt this chinny fast?
>>149735771Unironically I think if you guys had Sasaki, he'd be pitching regularly and dealing heat. Our pitching and conditioning crew is doing something horribly wrong, it's been like this for years
Apple TV rightfully giving Angel Stadium it's props for being a great stadium
kek since when are these two teams super friendly
>>149735799>Our pitching and conditioning crew is doing something horribly wrongThey just won the world series last season
Lee that was in your fucking glove
>>149735787>we support our femanon postersEven Alice?
Jintsbros just got home. What have I missed?
>>149735780well, the other 99 percent of them don't
>>149735807>in five games
>>149735778j-j-just you wait until everyone is healthy
please disregard that there is no such thing as a healthy boras pitcher, glasnow's name is literally glass and oh right sasaki exists but might actually be dead because nobody has heard anything in months
>>149735778It's him! It's Cy-prus Young.
>>149735772and then he overruns one, this is odd as hell
>>149735810Those women find brown men disgusting btw
>>149735810why does she have veins if her chest is so small?
How the fuck was that ruled a hit instead of an error on Lee?
CUMFARTO IN HIS OLD STOMPING GROUNDS
WE GOT A GAME BOYS
those gritty underdog dodgers just dont give up!
>Robert Suarez
>2 run lead
Uh oh...
>>149735799>hire famously injury prone pitcher as pitching coach>all the pitchers get injured
>logan weeb
kek what a LOSER doyerchads own him
>>149735810>>149735824Holy shit just noticed them
Don't call this a comeback. Doggies will still find new ways to lose a game.
I donโt WANT to think speede oil change
>>149735835have a better attitude
I know no one here cares but the Angels / Dbacks game is p kino right now
smug
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>>149735799We do have Biomechanics in our system and Ruben Niebla, wish we got him. Guess the check cleared under table despite all articles saying oh he gonna be a Padres and next thing you know nvm he a doyers :)
>get home
>8-2
>All of a sudden it's 8-6
I don't feel so good jintsbros
We're coming back, jintfags. Don't start the parade yet.
>>149735847true
now that the giants finally went to the pen it'll be 123 or >RISP for the rest of the night
>>149735824we all have veins anon
>>149735862>jints bullpen with the leadDoyers win
>>149735825Mostly a judgement call.
Imagine Mrs. Mets sitting on those plastic asian whores and crushing their skulls with her ass.
>>149735855Go outside fucker
Tfw Iโm a selfmaxxed looksmatched chadcel normiefag
he should just change his name to Shadowell since that's what I hear every time
>>149735851your post made me care enough to check out the box score later
>>149735851I'm watching it, i've watched every angel game this season
Skens
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Sneks
I canโt stand the fucking gay lisp on this announcer!
>Dodgers play-by-play broadcaster Joe Davis says the Dodgers/Padres rivalry is a better rivalry "in terms of intensity" right now than Dodgers/Giants.
Is this true?
>>149735886Never thought I'd see Eunbi go viral worldwide
>>149735886Mrs. Mets would sit on those sluts and they would pop like a pimple.
>>149735914Moo Deng just turned 1
Detmers please, don't let that one home run have killed your confidence
>>149735904Poodres are controlled opposition
They want the narrative to be that the two socal teams are more inportant than norcal vs socal
Adames you bum that was right at you
>>149735902can't be worse than the Blue Jays guy who sanded like he was chewing on a cum-sock as he talked
>>149735886>naked Asian guy next to herPost your cuck porn somewhere else
>>149735911with those tits, it was inevitable
gore
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>>149735886White roasties ainโt gonna like this one!
Padres win! Come you fucking Doggie Doos, score some runs!
take spaghetti off the menu immediately
GG Phillies cheesesteak heads, see you tomorrow. Our offense may be horseshit but God our bullpen is doing everything to keep us in this playoff race.
>>149735904I honestly agree, Giagers hasn't been really intense since 2021 and even then it wasn't nearly as intense as the madbum vs puig games
I still hate the giants more than the padres obviously but its been a few years since the rivalry actually had real steam.
......I canceled my appletv+ earlier this month and missed both dumps.......................
>have a 6 run lead
>IMMEDIATELY implode
Giants baseball ;_;
>>149735938>white roasties arenโt going to like attention whore asian women and men dancing together
Why?
>>149735939This is a pepe cringe. Theyโre your rivals
>>149735886that is the fakest nose of all time. and tits
>>149735851i wanted to switch over but its not on mlb.tv today :(
no one fucking cares doyerpacos
chadres won btw
keep seething
I got tickets for next Saturday night (Nando bubahead) I might just drive up to the Sierrasand go fishing instead ;__;
>>149735951Nothing like it!
>>149735964Fuck off weโre full
>>149735939I don't want the Doggies to win, I want Manfred to force both teams to take the loss today in a brand new last minute rule
What team should you support if you love Israel?
>>149735904the rockies are my giants' true rivals
i have a troy tulowitzki poster in my garage with about 300 darts in it
what the hell there's another muncy?
>>149735977Mets obviously
>Mark Vientos is 2-2 since the rally doink was lit
>>149735952Because I would rather fuck both (preferably at the same time) than a white woman.
>>149735953Doggie Doos win, Chadres move to second place. It's just business.
>>149735978no one cares doyerpaco
>>149735904only because the poodres play dirty and inflame tensions. the giants and dodgers just play like professionals.
>>149735938they never like it
>>149735977Dodgers, their colors are even the same as their flag.
WHATS THE MATTER WITH SHOHEI?
HES
A
BUM
>>149735978everybody cares doyerchad
>>149736005So are the Royals
>>149736002i would have sex with all these women tbqh but only impregnate the asians
bullpen will fuck this up
>>149735990Max Muncy 2.0 is like an OOTP Baseball regen
>>149736002Unironically, the white one with the glasses is the hottest one here
>>149736026Me in the back
>>149736002I would have impregnation sex with the middle two but only regular sex with the one on the right.
>>149736029Why doesn't the fatter Muncy simply eat the other Muncy?
>>149736035those are men, anon
>>149736042Men this bussy.
>>149735999trips of professionalism checked
>>149735995What race are you?
Will the Dodgers and Padres rivalry still be intense when the Padres move to Oklahoma City in 2030?
Less whoreposting and more focus on the game SHUT UP
>>149736002Man seeing them next to real women is so weird and not in a good way
>>149736056are the voices in your head too loud?
>>149736054probably has something to do with Preller and maybe Machado
God I hate devers so much
Less whore posting, more skank posting!!
The problem with the Angels is that they get behind or the opponent ties it they all try to be the hero with a big home run and it rarely works.
>>149736056The game is over thoughbeit.
My favorite type of women are the blonde softball chicks with giant asses.
>>149736002>they never like it>they're literal fans who are happy to be in the picture with them
I kind of like this Devenski cat
Gib Gore Severino Ryan or Cabrera nao dammit!
Put it in the books! gg Roylels.
>>149717707 (OP)Looking to watch baseball for the first time tonight, what should I be watching right now?
>>149736075how do i get a girl like this if i'm fat and balding?
>>149736075>>149736056For me, it's trollops.
>>149736085Racemixing is evil. If white men breed with asian women we will have an Elliot Rodger hapa epidemic. You can sex them but do not impregnate.
All of the Dodgers minor league teams are in Oklahoma, they should just move the Dodgers there too for real synergy
PLEASE bring him home Trout
>>149736094watch the doggy doos lose
>>149736109only AA and AAA
>>149735904Doyers would rather throw 100 mph fastball at Tatis Jr head and clear benches than start a fight with their supposed "Rival" Giants. Fuck, they didn't even want to start beef with Astros, only boo at altuve like little pussies they are. Same energy of Chargers and Raiders, it never left, just in a different sports. Seriously, you know how much Raider fans hog Chargers fan social media with no rings, they're just liek dodgers fans. Like family and son.
PITCH TO TROUT YOU PUSSIES
>>149736094>watching baseball>not losing yourself in the music
>last time the dodgers won after trailing by 6 after 5 innings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ILRCYBDe8U
Ranking women on wife material
Latinas > white females > asian females >>> black females
They gave Ohtani a bad bat. Investigate the bat boys.
>>149736119Why? They're my favorite team, I have fun watching them, I watch as many Angel games as I possibly can.
>>149736130All of that shit goes to shit when they become westerinisized
>>149736121those are the only ones that matter
>>149736138It's already investigated. The bat is made of wood.
dung poo pee shitting it up in the outfield tonight
>Lee goes off offensively
>goes to shit defensively
Come the fuck on
>>149736130Skank >whore >slut >bitch
Schanuel really is invisible lmao
>>149736095https://x.com/SNYtv/status/1943885801227456660
>>149736107Asians rarely commit mass shooting/killings. That's a white trait. It was his father's defective white genes that made him do it.
>>149736152most of the top talent is in A and High A right now
>>149736107we will create a world of Tommy Edmans
>>149736169What about virginia tech
Fuck you Ward, had you taken your walk that would have brought him home
>rally killer teo
come the fuck on
>>149736169>forgetting that cho did vtech yoformer world record holder
Is Cal Raleigh one of the best catchers in the league at the moment?
>>149736149Some of you are so naive thinking that eastern asian women will be perfect wives. What you donโt know that all asian men know is that once they have a baby they become bitter shrews unless you are rich. They will constantly berate you for not making enough money and being lazy and expect you always be working the way an Asian man does. If you even play vidya for thirty minutes once a month theyโll call you a lazy useless piece of crap for it.
Cam on Doggie Doos. Score some runs!
>>149736160cope and seethe, ma'am. cope and seethe
>>149735985Now that's a rivalry. Shame that Troy Tulowitzki grew up a Giants fan but played for our bitter rival
>>149736201Noted. I'll let the Mindfucker know.
>>149736206Donโt care what โfoids think
>>149736175around the same time a Chinese male national decapitated the head of a Chinese female national during the daytime in the cafeteria over at UVA. it hardly made the news when it happened.
>>149736175>>149736198He's an outlier and also proof that you don't want to be mean to the weird Asian kid.
>>149736206When a bitch starts nagging you gotta just say ok baby youโre right or scream at her and shake her by the shoulders until sheโs scared/wet
>>149736225no one cares doyerpaco
It'll be so fucking funny if the Dodgers are unable to score more runs after that almost comeback
Why was this ruled an earned run when he was only on third because of the error?
>>149736225everybody cares doyerchad
>>149736237wouldn't surprise me at all
Dang thought Barger had hit it deep
>>149736229That was also Virginia Tech. Something in the rice at that school.
>>149736225>foidsNigger look at all the stories on reddit of white men who married their cute eastern asian gf and then they turned out verbally and physically abusive throwing shit at them. Live in your fantasy world and try to get your perfect asian waifu but donโt come crying to us when she turns into a psycho bitch after you knock her up. Latinas are the only type of women that make good wives these days.
second mortgage on the jints boys, i just adorned my $20 fake af chinese ohtani jersey that is falling apart at the seams after 6 months
>>149736241he was still in scoring position without the error, so there was a possibility that run still would've scored anyway
>>149736251I'm starting to like the Chicago Red Sox
buddy in boston texting me asking who this cal raleigh guy is lol
fuckin east coasties
>>149736251The Chicago Diamondbacks are my favorite team
diamondbackbros that was supposed to be our home run
>>149735649ponder the aroma
I know Jansen said he was fine with it, but he's probably tired of being used in non-save situations
The giants won a bunch of word series like a decade ago, why does oracle sound like dodger stadium?
>>149736250huh, could have sworn it was UVA. she was cute, too. poor girl.
Need the Vientos redemption arc to continue into the all star break
2 korean cuties and a white blue eyed cutie on giants stream a few minutes ago
So if white guys are switching to asian foids that means the Nips get the lonely white girls?
>>149736287fap fap fap hehe
>>149736282because the giants have had two good seasons after 2014
>>149736169>asians rarely commit mass killingsbecause their government does it for them
>>149736296Why did Roki Sasaki marry a common woman?
>>149736296A fair trade, in my opinion.
For me, it's the Chicago Chicagos
gonna bridge the gap by bring ohtani and lee together to end the rivalry. Ohtani can take us to sushi then lee can take us to kbbq. I will moderate
>>149736287She had gorgeous eyes and was doing the thing with her sleeve I love her. Didn't notice the slopes.
holy shit what a fucking retard, robo umps when?
>>149736296Why does Ohtani look like a manlet in this picture
Friendly reminder if your team has won a World Series in the last 15 years youโre not a real fan
>>149736322Heโs further away from camera
DONT HIT O'HOPPE YOU FUCKS
this ump is more perplexed than the batters wtf is he looking at
>>149736325Ohtaniโs dinky doodle couldnโt get Cameron to Cream like my BWC
>>149736324Jankees fans hehe
Dead at 27
>>149736313>korean >gorgeous eyes
>>149736322Heโs not, Cam is 6โ4.
HSK double
i liked the old chevron ad better
>>149736322He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
What the fuck is wrong with the vagiantpacos? This reeks of mindfuckery
>>149736300That's a misconception. Stalin and Hitler killed tons of their own people. Mao and the chicoms never did that. Asian boys are chill. 'toids do that kind of shit.
Come on Big Trav i know you can do it
>>149736349Heโs right you know.
>>149736349Pol Pot would like a word
your team is SHIT
my team RULES
FUCK YOU
Eating a hot dog is also gay
>>149736369They literally canโt not make homosexual commercials anymore
Sheโs probably taller than half the anons here.
dbacks pitching misses again gg angels
TRAVIS D'ARYES WALKS IT OFF
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GG D-BACKS
FUCK THIS SHIT
ANGELS ARE FAGGOTS
Sticking a hot dog in your ass is a rurally straight though surprisingly
>>149736377Well now I have to clean up vomit off my keyboard and monitor. Thanks!
hot dogs are based and I won't tolerate any slander towards it
>>149736377Sheโs taller than 95% of men on earth
think i'll get some weinerschnitzel after this game
>>149736348the only reason it's close right now is because the giants' normally reliable outfielders decided on spaghetti for dinner
>so glad to see that the angels clinched another well deserved victory tonight
>>149736389What kind of women do you find attractive?
Billy Wagner Jr. is heating up
>>149736377Idk how gay people convinced girls that the blank stare into camera is a good look.
>>149736382Rude. I actually like the D-Backs.
>>149736406son of THE Billy Wagner?
>>149736390Hell yea leaf bro
how do jints fans put up with this announcing duo who were literally old enough to see mickey mantle play
>>149736407Here she is happy.
Can Geno come home yet sneks?
>>149736407Every girl under 30 does the dead eye no expression look and itโs awful
>>149736422wtf it wasn't that long ago.
>>149736419bait used to be believable
>>149736377I would let her treat me like a dog.
>>149736405Korean, Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Laotian, Cambodian, Filipino, Vietnamese, Mongolian, Hong Kongian, Nepalese, Singaporean, Bhutanese, and Macanese to name a few. Why?
>>149736421See she looks so much better here. I donโt get it
>>149736440Doyerchang detected
>Doval 9th inning with a one run lead
I don't feel good about this at all :(
get er done camilo, none of that bullshit this time
>top of the order
They wonโt do shit
>>149736434Theyโre 148 years old combined
>>149736430His son is already 26
Kek the doyers are about to lose their SEVENTH game in a row and the Chadres will only be 4.5 back
Yeah I'm thinking you're mad right now doyerpacos
>>149736465which matters how
yumbo yack and free nuggets secured
>>149736417I remember back when Wagner was 1 of maybe 3-4 guys in the majors who threw 100. Now every team has 3 guys who touch 100
>>149736471Falseflagging in case doyers come back
>poodrepacos not wishing for a meteor
Cringe
>>149736377how tall is she?
>>149736479I was so underwhelmed by Wagner when he was on the Mets.
>>149736471>doval Yeah Iโm thinking this goes to extras
>>149736479all the more impressive because he wasn't huge and was so durable for a long time
>Othani up
This shit ainโt over, vagiants. I just got this, I guarantee it. Doyers donโt quit!
>>149736491>taller than half of anons 5โ6โ
>seven losses in a row
THE HOLOLIVE CURSE
>>149736512dios mio amigo....
Mookies got us. Us doyers donโt quit!
Amazing how fast the dodgers bandwagon emptied lol
Damn the Dodgers are all old. They better win this year, itโs all downhill after this
>Hoff getting hassled
stop it
>>149736543>appletv+nobody watched that game
it takes a lot of zest for a black man to be fine with being pinch run for
>>149736538They're trading for Skenes and Gunnar Henderson thoughbeit
STOLEN BASED
TYING RUN IN SCORING POSITION
Guys stop spoiling the game. My stream is behind
they're actually going to blow this aren't they
uhhhh blow gays? you guys alright?
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do you feel in charge
>>149736564jesus christ dies at the end
fuck
gg jints see ya tomorrow
>>149736572Doggie doos kek!
>>149736572>GIDP on the first pitchKEK its kino!
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL DOYERPACOS LOSE AGAIN
ah, well
gg jints
see you tomorrow
>>149736572It takes two!!
SEVEN LOSSES IN A ROW
>SEVEN LOSSES IN A ROW
good night
>>149736571Hoffman is just hella rusty after not pitching for 4 days
Nah the jays arent blowing this no chance
>>149736440Then youโre gay
at least offense showed up tonight, unfortunately May spilled his spaghetti as usual.
This Pico Armstrong guy is en fuego baby!