My Steelers :)

Niggers

>>149717720 (OP)
I am not crazy! I know Brady deflated those balls. I knew it was the AFC Championship game. One before the Super Bowl. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just — I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, got the whole Patriots staff to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This Spygate chicanery? He’s done worse. That Falcons Super Bowl! Are you telling me Atlanta just happened to blow a 28-3 lead? No! He orchestrated it! Brady! He threw screen passes like a surgeon while their defense fell apart!

And I respected him! And I shouldn’t have. I shook his hand after every game! What was I thinking?

I mean… I’ve got MVPs, rings, I’ve done things he never could — and people still say I’m not the GOAT? That I’ve gotta ‘catch up’? Catch up to him? Please.

And what do I get called? A ‘ref baby.’ A fluke. Like I didn’t earn every damn yard. Meanwhile Brady’s entire career is wrapped in scandals — deflating balls, filming sidelines — and nobody cares! They build him statues! They worship him!

He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was at Michigan, always the same! Couldn’t keep his name out of Belichick’s headset! 'But not our Tom! Couldn’t be precious Brady!' Cheating the league blind! And HE gets seven rings? What a sick joke! I should’ve outplayed him when I had the chance! And you’ve got to stop him. You gotta...

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

Daily reminder

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

>>149717687
>My mom would hit me when I was dosing off
Well that explains your behavior.

What's your record VS your mom?

>>149717753
>5/9 24 yards

>>149717782
She would beat me and my siblings. I have probably been watching football longer than all of you guys but I never had a connection to the sport or my hometown team. I was only watching since my parents forced me to. I have no memory of those Patriots superbowls, Tyson fights, or Bulls championships despite seeing all of them live when they aired. If you guys remember that shit then you're weird.

Only thing I remember from my childhood is nickelodeon cartoons and toonami.

I remember everything

remember this bussy

>>149717840
Remember sleeping with me last night?

>>149717854

>>149717840
I actually had a life and touched grass as a kid so my memory cells weren't wasted on sports.

>>149717720 (OP)
I now remember Dee Virgin

>>149717896
Did you see Burrow in Quarterback acting like a petulant child on the sidelines saying his teamates suck and crying to the HC. If that was Mahomes you guys would not stfu about it.

>>149717894
>I actually had a life and touched grass
>had

What's with the past tense?

>>149717943
If I'm born in the 80s and still browse 4chan then you should put one and two together.

>>149717926
>saying his teamates suck
he never said that

>>149717978
He said "we suck, we jumped off side 5 times!"
He's clearly referring to his team mates in that situation. There's ways of saying "we suck" in a way to include yourself in the critisim, but they way he said it was "coach I can't win with these dudes, do a better job of coaching them".

>>149718007
>we sucked
>we
pretty clearly different than saying
>my teammates suck
the QB can be responsible for false starts btw

>>149717926
>>149718007
remember when Payton was roasted none stop for saying "Let's just say we had some problems in protection"

>>149717725
Steelers anon is always here.
Steelers is never talked about.
Kinda sus if we're being honest.

>>149718046
If I said "we missed 2 FGs, we suck!" I'm clearly singling out the kicker. There's ways of saying "we suck" without singling anyone out. He was mad his team mates jumped off side and cried to the coach about it. He came off as a dick. That's why they don't protect him on the OL.
>>149717840
Do you remember your first kiss?

>>149718081
he was mad his team was getting called for false starts and delay of games. it came out as "offside" but that's not what he meant. this is obvious when you realize the bengals had 1 offside penalty called against them, and eight total false starts and delay of games. and no we would not be calling mahomes a petulant child if he did the same thing, the QB runs the offense and is expected to take responsibility for the failures of the offense. quit with the victim complex.

>>149718140
This is a pretty strong take, and it brings up some interesting points about how we perceive player reactions and assign responsibility. Let's break down the argument:
First, the core claim is that the "offside" comment was a misstatement and actually referred to false starts and delay of game penalties. The evidence presented is the penalty disparity: one offside vs. eight false starts/delay of games for the Bengals. This is a reasonable inference. In the heat of the moment, it's easy to mix up penalty terms, especially when frustrated with a consistent issue. If the user's premise about the actual penalties is correct, then it certainly strengthens their argument that the player was reacting to the more frequent infractions.
Second, the user argues that a quarterback is expected to take responsibility for offensive failures, including penalties. This aligns with the traditional view of the QB as the leader and "brain" of the offense. If the offense is repeatedly shooting itself in the foot with pre-snap penalties, it's fair to say the QB, as the orchestrator, would feel a sense of frustration and responsibility. The user suggests that if Patrick Mahomes (another high-profile QB) did the same, he wouldn't be called a "petulant child." This is where it gets into the realm of subjective perception and potential double standards.
Here's a breakdown of the validity of the argument and some counterpoints to consider:

not reading that ai slop

>>149717893
why did she do that
also what does sex feel like
I wish a woman would kick me just so I could be near one

>is the 2025 MVP in your path

>>149717960
Rough. 4chan is based don't be self depricating. There's people writing Star wars fan fiction and collecting stamps right now. Browsing the chan ain't so bad in comparison

>>149718081
Kind of. I remember the first kiss I received when I was like 6 years old some girl called Iris kissed me on the cheek for some reason. First proper kiss was at some birthday party when I was 11 but I don't remember who with

>>149718198
Sex is a highly individual and complex experience that involves a combination of physical sensations and emotional responses. It varies greatly from person to person, and even from one encounter to another for the same individual

>>149718140
>QB runs the offense and is expected to take responsibility for the failures of the offense.
Should have talked to the players then.
>>149718057
Peyton was practically a coach, so he gets a pass.

>>149718198
She was drunk and wanted to embarrass the manlet. Maybe he used to date her friend or something. Either way she set him up for a humiliation ritual and he went right along with it

>>149718231
>Should have talked to the players then.
he did when he told them to wake the fuck up. you claimed you watched the clip, was that a lie?

>>149718246
Only saw a small clip on youtube of him tattle telling to the HC. I don't know if I could watch a QB season about the Bengals, I don't like them.

>>149718057
Peyton was in such control and got the ball out so efficiently he was allowed to blame his OL. They always knew where he was going to be. Playing LT or RT for guys like Mahomes or Lamar who break the pocket on a whim is significantly harder. It's also why their sack totals are higher

>>149718206
Retard, last season's MVP the 2025 MVP, there can be no second 2025 MVP because we'll be in 2026 when they announce, dumb chorgerfan

>>149718255
dont understand why you're upset at a QB not settling for subpar play but whatever you do you

>of the 26 quarterbacks that have won a superbowl in the salary cap era, only THREE (3) have won their first superbowl after their ninth season

either lamar hackson and jorsh allen each win a superbowl in 2025 or 2026, or they are consigned to the dustbin of history

>>149718242
yea I feel like there's more context. maybe he was being a dickhead earlier
>>149718220
chatgpt ahh reply

>>149718206
>a valiant effort, HOWEVER

>>149718288
This will be the season my Chiefs lose early in the playoffs. The superbowl curse is real.
>either lamar hackson and jorsh allen each win a superbowl
Lamar can beat Burrow, but he can't beat Allen who in turn can't beat Mahomes. So you need a situation where Burrow beats Mahomes and Allen, then Lamar beats Burrow.

>>149717926
>>149718183
>>149718140
>he was mad his team was getting called for false starts and delay of games

"You're a goddamn quarterback! You know what that means? It's the top spot, kid. It's the guy who takes the fall. It's the guy everybody's looking at first - the leader of a team - who will support you when they understand you. Who will break their ribs and their noses and their necks for you, because they believe. 'Cause you make them believe. That's a quarterback." - zach taylor on the car ride home

>>149718288
t. north Island faggot

>>149718217
>Rough. 4chan is based don't be self depricating. There's people writing Star wars fan fiction and collecting stamps right now. Browsing the chan ain't so bad in comparison
Posting on 4chan is bad especially if you've been doing it since 2005. The time spent here could be put towards other things like building up your resume, lifting, or socializing.

>The Steelers AI slopper is now posting ChatGPT replies.

>>149718331
>zach taylor on the car ride home

>>149718348
Inspiration is arguably more important than time. If you find inspiration from something on 4chan or social media then the time was worth it. Humans aren't robots who can just always tick off things we should do with no reward system

>>149718231
>Peyton was practically a coach, so he gets a pass.
>>149718261
>Peyton was in such control and got the ball out so efficiently he was allowed to blame his OL
anyone who watched the game knew the line was having a bad day. he didn't need to say it. go out there and give a trite 'we didn't play our best' and go home. nothing gained by bad mouthing teammates to the press

>>149718439
Kek I remember that clip of Peyton and Jeff Saturday fighting on the sideline

>>149718439
Yea but you're assuming body language and sideline melties aren't just as bad as a Quarterback blaming his teammates. Peyton may have said "we had some protection issues' but is that worse than Joe Burrow saying "we fucking suck" to Zac Taylor on the sideline? Either everything matters or nothing matters

(you're shitty thread starter, OP)

>>149718503
>QBR
Get that shit away, I'd sooner trust PFF rankings than that "stat"

>>149718503
Why was Lamar 31st in his rookie year? He only started 7 games and went 6-1. ESPN metrics really are even more useless than the faggots they hire to talk ball

>>149718453
>Peyton may have said "we had some protection issues' but is that worse than Joe Burrow saying "we fucking suck" to Zac Taylor on the sideline? Either everything matters or nothing matters
Between the two, i think Peyton's was worse...he knew he was being a shit with the whole "trying to be a good teammate here...." before shit talking teammates. But Burrow is smart enough to know anything you say/do on the sideline is most likely on camera..and some things should be discussed privately. If Burrow was laying into his linemen directly vs whining to the coach I'd actually respect it more, personally

>>149718445
>Kek I remember that clip of Peyton and Jeff Saturday fighting on the sideline
one of my favorite NFL moments...god bless cool headed Tarik Glenn

>>149718081
i do talk about the steelers
but what is there to talk about them right now anyway?
>>149718288
hurts just broke the quarterbacks who lose a bowl dont go back bullshit, no reason allen or jackson can't win in the future

Which NFL players have flown Turkish hairlines? Brady is an obvious one

>>149718596
that one was good but my favorite one was "GODDAMN IT DONALD!!!"

>be nfl player
>manage to resist the urge to go 150 mph in your lambo and die and/or kill someone, ending your career
>proceed to blow off your hand or blind yourself with fireworks

>>149718685
JPP still won a 2nd owl but yea hard to know what career he could've had with all his fingers

>>149718613
He just does it in the States. He can afford it.

>>149717926

>>149717737
Most 0-24 chokefests in the biggest game of the year.

Most cucked player in the NFL.

Most player to likely never surpass the GOAT, Tom Brady

>>149718503
if this were real Mahomes would have a blue box for every season cause the mother fucker is limping around the field between plays every year

Mmmmmm BBCs in spandex running around catching a ball. Sounds like a good time to me

>>149718532
For once Temujin said something I agree with.

>>149718503
They only like QBR when Brady is on top anon.

>>149718826
>Most 0-24 chokefests in the biggest game of the year.
I'd rather be known for the guy who went to 5 superbowls in his 20s and got blown out in 2 of them rather than the QB who got blown out in 2 divisional rounds.

what did the league mean when they fired those refs? are they sending out word the chiefs no longer have the blessing of the higher ups?

Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes are off-season golfing and drinking buddies.
Joe Burrow almost most definitely isn't a full blown psychopath but he almost certainly has a picture of Mahomes on a dart board at his home.

I swear nothing makes you more patriotic to be burgerican than watching a foreign film. The rest of the world hasn't caught up to the production value we had in the 80s. Has anyone seen the new superman, is it good?

>>149718610
>i do talk about the steelers
>but what is there to talk about them right now anyway?
What's your thoughts on Rodgers? Do you think the Steelers will make a run?

>>149719120
Burrow is probably training in a bat cave and throwing so much his wrist breaks, meanwhile Allen and Mahomes slack off and still win MVPs.

>>149719132
They don't have to because if a foreign investor wants a film they'll just pay Hollywood guys to do it.

Hollywood guys tried going big in the golden age of cinema with shit filmed in the middle of the Sahara and on location, but they went bankrupt doing it.

No need to go bankrupt making your own Hollywood when you can hire the yanks to do the one thing that they do the best. Bullshiting.

>>149719144
>Burrow is probably training in a bat cave and throwing so much his wrist breaks, meanwhile Allen and Mahomes slack off and still win MVPs.
he's banging instagram thots until training camp rolls around

>>149719120
I don't see Burrow being mad at Mahomes. They are like 1-1 in the playoffs.
>>149719160
>No need to go bankrupt making your own Hollywood when you can hire the yanks to do the one thing that they do the best. Bullshiting.
This was probably the reasoning behind why we faked the moon landing.

>>149719216
He probably takes the instathots to his batcave baiting her with his batmobile and then has her watch him train/practice like he's the green arrow for 8-12 hours, no sex breaks whatsoever, and then drives them home afterwards without going to dinner or anything fun.

>>149719216
thats a man

>>149719216
>>149719234
Burrow gives me down-low vibes that I haven't felt since I watched Rodgers.

>>149719234
>thats a man
not the best picture, but a legit Sports Illustrated model. i hate that guy

>>149719251
>Burrow gives me down-low vibes that I haven't felt since I watched Rodgers.
agree. i think him and Kid Cudi are secret partners

>>149719132
i hate rodgers for the superbowl loss, although at the time, i was so high on the teams past wins, that it didn't sting that bad, since i thought they would contend forever with big rape
the only way they do anything is if rodgers somehow channels his mvp years, but even if he does, this defense will collapse at the end of the year, since the reasons for those collapses is still on the team
so maybe this team gets its wild card win if it gets a lucky draw, followed by a 14-50 divisional round beating

>>149719251
>down-low vibes
exchanging keepsakes...cute couple

>>149719265
thats a man

>>149719279
>followed by a 14-50 divisional round beating, which they win by the skin of their teeth only to fall victim to the Chiefs in the conference championship round
Sounds about right. Older QBs just need a stable OL, but looks like he won't have that.

>>149719291
>thats a man

Joe "bussy" Burrow

joey "reddit" burrow

>>149719279
I never saw the defense as the problem for that team, it was the substandard QB play

>>149719378
the defense always comes out swinging during the season
end of the year/playoffs, they all suddenly don't know how to make a tackle

>>149719378
>I never saw the defense as the problem for that team, it was the substandard QB play
8th in points allowed last year. i'd trade em

>>149719368

>>149719411
>3 of the top 4 defenses were in the AFCW?
WTF.

>steelers last 6 post season games points allowed
>36, 28, 31, 42, 48, 45

>>149719423
Not my Raiders though
Defensive Head Coach btw

Baker "4chan" Mayfield

>>149719447
damn, the reffies look like this?

>>149719444
>Pooa

What can you even say to a Chiefs fan to make them mad?
It'd be like trying to piss off the cowboys in the 90s it's impossible

>>149719444

>>149719426
>>steelers last 6 post season games points allowed
>>36, 28, 31, 42, 48, 45
bound to happen with that offense

>>149719469
>Bringing up the 2016 Steelers
Fuck you and the family you came in through

>>149719477
>Currently the highest on the Raiders WR depth chart

Would you rather your team win a Superbowl at home or in your divisional rival stadium?

Personally, I think LVIII is my favorite owl of all the ones KC won because it was in the raiders stadium.

>>149719482
>>Bringing up the 2016 Steelers
>Fuck you and the family you came in through
20 years later and i'm still not over it

>>149719493
Chiefs won an owl in that stadium before the Raiders. Probably left their locker rooms and toilets blown up.

>>149718348
I only read/post here when I'm on the toilet, so guess I'm doing alright.

I can't wait til opening week

so your current narrative is that the league fired the Chief-friendly refs, this sends the message to all refs not to help the Chiefs.

So does this mean you guys won't cry about refball in the 2025 season since the Chiefs no longer have the league's blessing?

>>149719574
Depends on if the refs actually call a fair game(they won't, regardless if the chiefs are even playing)

>>149719590
If they fired chief-friendly refs, why would any ref help the chiefs knowing they will suffer the same fate? You guys created this narrative, you could at least have the decency to stick with it.

>>149719608
Could also just be re-arranging deck chairs to look like they're doing something when they're not.
We won't know until the season starts and games are being played. There's no need to start coping so early.

>>149719463
This. I know some Chiefs fans who are tired of winning so much and said they wouldn't mind not going to a superbowl for a while. 5 superbowls is crazy.

>>149718265
Stupid fucking nigger don’t post here if you don’t know how the nfl does things

>>149719621
If anything, them firing those "chief-friendly" refs is a message not to help them, so I'm expecting the refs to be hostile to the chiefs in 2025.
Surely you will be there lockstep with me complaining about the unfair officiating when this happens.
I'm expecting a Montreal Screwjob when we play the Bills and my Chiefs go back to being the babyface.

>>149717737
• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO, lol)
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>149719649
Go fuck yourself, you know I'm technically correct, the best kind of correct you cocksmoking fagophile

>>149719678
>If anything, them firing those "chief-friendly" refs is a message not to help them, so I'm expecting the refs to be hostile to the chiefs in 2025.
That's a pretty narrow-minded cultural assumption there, Anon.
>Montreal Screwjob
Bret screwed Bret

>>149718057
I remember "our idiot kicker got liquored up" and "GOD DAMN IT DONALD!"

Ol' Peyton was a barrel of laffs

>>149719696
NTA but you're just wrong. It's the 2024 MVP because it's for the 2024 regular season. Obviously they have to give it after the regular season is over.

>>149719705
stay out of this, anon

>>149719696
YOUR STATUS
[x] TOLD
[_] NOT TOLD

>>149719696
You couldn’t be further from correct retard. Just like how you’re wrong about it being Justin Herbert. It’s drake maye. Why post in an nfl thread if you know nothing about the nfl?

>>149718206
It is time. The Chorgers will win the AFC West and end the Mahomes era once and for all. Then lose to the Bills in the AFC championship game. And the Bills will then lose to the Niners in the Super Bowl. The cakes must always have razors

>>149719710

Autistic faggot lol

>>149719705
>It's the 2024 MVP because it's for the 2024 regular season

>>149719719
Chorgers ain't winning shit, you ain't even winning a cucksolation prize, fuck right off

>>149719754
It's gonna happen whether you like it or not

>>149719719
>and end the Mahomes era once and for all
Not even the most deranged chiefs fan expect them to sweep the AFC every season. Their division isn't weak like the AFC East was for the Patriots dynasty, so they'll occasionally lose their division.

>another off season of AFCWfags getting my hopes up only for them to let me down again

>>149719792
C'mon. Just one more time and then this year when it actually happens you'll be glad you listened to us

Training Camp starts in 48

>>149719731
>>149719696
>>149719649
you two:
https://youtu.be/wM-e5p5nPbI?t=70

>casually connects for 30 touchdowns this year

Dead thread

bussy thread

>>149719763
Prolly not

>>149719899
My dad works for nintendo and said he overheard Kraft talking about trading him this week

My dad could beat off all of your dads

Describe this MP4 in NFL terms

>>149720768
Steelers passing on Shedeur Sanders

>>149720788
My broncos are gonna solo everyone.

My broncos are gonna solo everyone

>>149719899
>Ste-Phony

>>149720267
I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>impressive physical talent
>natural runner that can make a lot of plays with his legs
>solid passer, big arm talent, struggles under pressure
>relies heavily on running in the redzone to score, lacks redzone passing skills
>carried by a top 1-3 receiver for most of his career
>plays in extremely weak division
>bottom 5 SOS every season
>one good playoff performance against an actual competitor
"Messiah, prototype, possibly most talented QB ever"

>impressive physical talent
>second or third best overall runner in the league, including all skill position players
>objectively the cleanest and most efficient passer in the present league
>second or third best redzone passer in the league
>doesn't rely on legs to score, only to force first downs
>plays in the most competitve division in football
>top 4 SOS every season
>never had a top 10 receiver
>struggles heavily in the playoffs, improving every year
"Running back, overrated, not a top ten QB without his legs"

When did Lamar become the ball knowers pick?

>>149723409
when they gave josh allen a pity mvp so he could finally have a career achiement

>>149723409
when they gave josh allen a pity mvp so he could finally have a career achievement

>>149719719
We make it to the owl and lose the niners again
Digits confirm

>>149718217
>There's people writing Star wars fan fiction and collecting stamps right now.
There are people on 4chan right now writing entire gay furry novels and collecting anime figures specifically to glaze them. This website is no better.

>>149717753
lol this nigga was not open, why did Mahoems throw this

>>149723023
These people should be killed.

>>149723023
that's a 10 in jerry world

It's been 30 years since the OJ trial... how did he get away with it?

>>149725638
He didn't do it, it was his son and he helped cover it up

>>149725654
I wonder if OJ was on the list as well, I gotta imagine a bunch of NFL players and owners were.

>>149725673
joe namaths definitely on there, hes always seemed creepy as shit to me. on the other hand, dick vermeil has a heart of gold and is probably on a donor list

>>149725873
there was no list, it was all made up stop spreading fake news

>>149723617
The Josh Allen MVP is the media and league doubling down on the mistake of giving Lamar the MVP in 2023. Lamar should have 2 - 2019 and 2024. They didn’t want to give him back to back awards since 2023’s was so weak. The original sin was not giving it to CMC in 2023. His absence in 2024 showed how critical he was to the 9ers success the previous season.

>>149726047
got it boss, ill go back to my wagiecage. can i have some more bugs please?

>>149725941
there was no super bowl LIX, it was all made up stop spreading fake news

>>149726076
in a perfect world, theyd bring back the NFLPA MVP so that situations like this get avoided. the top 100 list is basically just a very drawn out award ceremony for that exact award, so they might as well make it more official

>>149726076
True. CMC should've won the MVP in 2023.

>>149726318
and saquon last year

>>149717926
Nobody watches that garbage, but also Joey Reddit is the 2nd most overrated shitter at QB in the league.

>>149726487
Linebabby who didn't do nearly as much as someone like Burrow

do nearly as much as this bussy

>OHMMMMMMMMMMM
>OHMMMMMMMMMMM

(You)

>Kietzman

>>149727055
who the fock is that guy

>>149726526
this joe burrow?

>>149723617
>>149726076
>>149726265
>>149726318
>CMC should've won the MVP in 2023.
The MVP was a 3 way race between Lamar, Purdy, and CMC. Lamar beat BOTH of them in that game where Purdy had 4 INTs and he got the 1 seed, so how can anyone argue CMC or Purdy was the MVP when both of them got dominated by the real MVP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9mg_d4V1y8

Whereas fast-forward to 2024, Allen lost to Lamar in the regular season, had significantly worse stats, AND didn't get the 1 seed. Allen had the worst completion percentage of all time for x amount of attempts in that 10-35 blowout loss to Lamar. There's no justification for him winning it.

>>149727153
it was his turn
thats the only reason why he won instead of lamar

>>149726877
>Ohhmmmmmmm
>Are you ready for your surgery anon?
>Ohhmmmmmmm
>I have to do this out in the open because I have anxiety haha

Yeah no thanks

Have you all made your preseason picks yet? It's about that time.

>>149727276
kek every fucking time

>>149727296
>making picks/bets in early July

Lol until I see how many cunts tear their ACLs in training camp I'm not betting shit

>>149723023
Would

>>149727077
what did you use to make this?

>>149727408
Beef, I would imagine

>>149727153
Purdy threw 4 interceptions in that game and lost any chance he had at mvp. Doing QB vs RB head to head is a stretch. CMC was fine in that game and had better success against that defense on the ground than nearly anyone that year. If Purdy hadn’t turned the ball over so often they would’ve continued to utilize CMC out of the backfield like in the early game.
Neither team would have been the 1 seed without Lamar or CMC. If you look at the season as a whole, Lamar going ~3,700 yds, 24 tds, and 7 picks isn’t exactly 84 Marino. It was a weak qb year. CMC averaged 5.4 a carry while having a combined 2,000+ yard season behind an OL with only one good tackle. It’s one of the best dual threat RB seasons in league history.

>>149727197
The real reason he won MVP is because he beat the undefeated Chiefs who were on like an 18 game win streak since Christmas of 2023. In a world where he loses that game I don't see him winning MVP. Probably would go to Lamar, Baker, or Burrow.

>>149727554
Allen beat the Chiefs and the Wions so he took down both No.1 seeds. I don't really care about regular season MVPs but those 2 wins were massive as a deciding factor

>>149727476
>Doing QB vs RB head to head is a stretch. CMC was fine in that game and had better success against that defense on the ground than nearly anyone that year.
Anon you defeated your own argument. If CMC can play great and the team still gets blown out you aren't really an MVP.

And you're right, the games are QB dependent so he couldn't make up for a bad performance by Purdy (which again explains why QBs always win MVPs, since the team relies on them so much).

MVP means most valuable player, 49ers would win with a bad CMC performance but they can't win with a bad purdy Performance.

>>149727055
>>149727077

>>149727055
He said the same thing about Mahomes in the 2022 offseason where he went on to have 41 TDs and win league/superbowl MVP. That's how you know the guy is baiting for views.

>>149723409
Josh Allen is >black QB coded.

>>149727055
>just cause you're a millionaire now doesn't mean you can go through life eating fried chicken and carrying on, black man. You still gotta play by whitey's rules
Wtf lol

>>149727554
>>149727605
He's so cool

>>149728047
>a jewish radio host trying to racebait
why is that not surprising.

>>149728091
Ermmmm but his stats!!! He didn't have the numberinos!!!!!!

>>149727615
And you’re making the argument that mvp should be exclusively a qb award, which I am very much against. Any key player (or side of the ball) can cause a game to get out of hand by poor play to the point that a single other player, including a qb, would be incapable of overcoming it.
>49ers would win with a bad CMC performance
No. Not that year. It’s why I’m arguing for his mvp case. He was that critical to team success. If a monster season like his can’t be compared to a historically weak qb season then there’s no point in doing the award as is. Make a qb mvp award and a non-qb mvp award.

>>149728091
Why cant he do this in the offs?

>>149728091
Wow, you're 6'5 and 240lbs and can run the ball! He trained so hard to be born with that giant body!

Let's be honest, he's a >black QB. Take away those rush TDs and he's below average QB. Even Peyton Manning who played in the 90s has better passing stats than him.

He's going to be punch drunk like Cam Newton by his early 30s since he takes so much collisions.

>>149728185
He genuinely, unironically, and completely seriously needs more help. Allen does everything he can and is consistently able to put his team ahead.

Joe Burrow has to play for the Bengals KEK

>>149728198
>if you take away a QB's good stats he becomes a bad QB

>if

>>149728167
49ers were stacked to the tits that season. On offense alone they had Trent Williams, Deebo Samuel, George Kittle, Brandon Aiyuk, CMC, etc.....and they had two MVP candidates in Purdy and CMC. When Lamar dominated them in the head-to-head and finished with the best record in the league I think that solidified his MVP argument since his stats weren't that far behind Purdy's. He beat the cast of Avengers and made it look easy.

>>149728237
>>149728255
Mahomes saves his best runs for the playoffs and has been running less with each season. Mahomes realizes that pocket passing QBs can play forever whereas rushing QBs take too much hits and get CTE by their early 30s, not to mention you won't be able to rely on your athleticism once you get older. The >black QBs like Allen and Jalen will be useless by age 33, whereas Mahomes could play into his 40s. You guys are racist and only complain when >blacks rely on their legs.

>>149723023
yeah she's pretty alright.....pretty fat

>>149723023
Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS3 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.

>>149728361
>>149723023
How do they wipe their ass when they get that fat?

>>149728215
Josh Allen's playoff stats are absurd given what he's had around him. 32TDs passing+rushing to only 6 turnovers in 13 games. If Keon Coleman doesn't have a big year 2 Brandon Beane is going to look like a complete fuckwit for going all defence rounds 1-5 in the draft

>>149728221
It took a few years but I knew eventually they would start fucking up his career

>>149728399
I pay them to let me do it. Go Lions btw.

>>149728399
gorilla tape a dishwashing sponge to a long pole

>>149723023

>>149728408
>Josh Allen's playoff stats are absurd
He stat pads against the weak Dolphins and Chiefs defense which was a meme back in the earlier days. Teams would regularly drop 35 points on the Chiefs in the early part of the dynasty. A lot of Allens rush TDs are QB sneaks or from 1 yard, he has the most inflated stats

>>149728353
Ok but you just described Mahomes. Dude is not a pocket passer with elite processing.

>>149728395
how have i never seen this pasta

>>149728399
hopefully.... they dont

>>149728486
>Dude is not a pocket passer with elite processing.
Keep telling yourself that if it helps you sleep better at night.

>>149728473
BIG OLE WOMEN

>>149728479
Allen never played the Chiefs in the playoffs until they hired Spags. The Chiefs defence was a meme when they had that old dementia faggot Bob Sutton as their DC. Again stats don't matter over eye test and actually winning but Josh Allen has been consistently very good-great in the playoffs. Bills used a lot of draft capital on defence this year but if those picks don't contribute this year a lot of fans are gonna crush Beane for not grabbing more weapons

who will be the next HOF runningback to be robbed of an MVP because some AFC quarterback got to statpad in a trash ass division?

>>149728549
Your wall of stats prove nothing. Mahomes heavily relies on his feet to get first downs it's what made him so dynamic. He's already losing that and once it's fully gone he will regress hard. Idk why some of you think he's going to get better while he's already been kinda bad the last two years

>>149728570
>>149728167
I for one am sick of the great white hope running backs and WRs you guys keep hero worshiping. They always have one great season and you guys lose your mind like Cooper Kupp or CMC's two good seasons. They flame out and go back to being average since they are injury prone. Can we stop doing this. Unlike you guys the GMs knows they're 1-hit wonders and refuse to trade anything for them.

I’ll take Spagnolo’s opinion on Joe Burrow over some autistic spic’s on 4chan

This thread's really fucking gay, post stats that aren't gay.

>>149728629
>Mahomes heavily relies on his feet to get first downs it's what made him so dynamic
Anon, guess who had more rush yards between Mahomes and Purdy in 2024?

Spoiler alert, it's Purdy. Mahomes is a scrambling QB, not to be confused with rushing QB.

Rushing QB = Newton or Vick
Scrambling QB = Rodgers or Young

scrambling qb's and black qb's

>>149728814
Fucking racist coward

>>149728752
Idk why you keep bringing up Purdys rushing yards.
Sure Mahomes does scramble and can make excellent throws but lots of times when his receivers aren't open he'll take off and get the 1st down. That's what made him even more dangerous. Defense have to account that he can go for a huge run all of a sudden. Once that goes away I don't see him being successful. You compare him to Rodgers because he also scrambles but Rodgers was a far better thrower and most importantly a processor than Mahomes.

I’m not looking forward to all of the election tourists coming onto /nfl/ in a few months. I’ve been here since 2016 and post in the offseason

>>149728752
>Mahomes is a [running] QB, not to be confused with [running] QB.
Both involve heavy use of the legs, something Mahomes is losing

>>149728931
I have quite a few phrases that I look forward to forcing until eventually other anons start doing them as well

>>149728949
mahomes lost his legs? sad
shouldnt have put on all that weight

>>149728989
Diabeetus is a nasty disease

>>149728918
>Sure Mahomes does scramble and can make excellent throws but lots of times when his receivers aren't open he'll take off and get the 1st down.
Mahomes only had 58 rush attempts in 2024, which ranked 15th in the league.

drinking sucks without football. last night I went out and took 6 shots of rumple minze, had 8 IPA’s and then got kicked out of the bar for puking. I woke up this morning on a park bench completely pissed

>>149729015
can you look up where he ranks in first downs instead of that dumb stat?

>>149729015
And look how bad the offense was. Their excellent defense is what's been carrying them. I know Chiefs had lots of injuries this year so I won't knock Mahomes too much. But I'm sure he's not going to be much better next season.

>>149728270
His stats were weak for a qb mvp by comparison to anybody in this era except Josh’s last year. You have to go back to 2003 when McNair and Peyton won co-mvps to see anything similar. By the head to head logic, OJ shouldn’t have won mvp for running 2,000 yards in 14 games. Bob Griese was apparently mvp that season for beating oj head to head and being the qb of the best team.
Lamar’s 2024 was superb. His 2023 was fine but not mvp worthy.

Imagine being incapable of separating performance from statistics lol

>>149729098
Lamar is dogshit, he can’t throw outside of the numbers. He hasn’t been relevant until Derrick Henry came alone, he is single-handedly the most overrated QB in NFL history and that’s solely because he’s black.

>>149729153
along*
>>149729098
you know nothing about football and it shows, all that guy does is tuck it and run it or hit receivers with 10 yards of separation. I have never seen him make a throw through a tight window like Brees or Manning

>>149729081
>But I'm sure he's not going to be much better next season.
He's going to have Rice, Worthy, and Brown who will be a 3-headed monster. Assuming the new OL holds up and Chiefs have normal injury luck he's going to put up MVP numbers.
Last season they lost their W1, WR2, RB1, RB2, and went through 4 starters at LT. That will impact any QBs stats.

>>149728918
>>149728629
>>149729060
Mahomes has most yards/TDs per game of all time and it's not particularly close. This myth of him relying on rush yards is laughable.
>He's already losing that and once it's fully gone he will regress hard.
If going to 3 straight superbowls and winning 2 of them is regressing then what does that say about Brady who was being blownout in divisional rounds at this age and struggling to make it to AFC championships?
Mahomes Won Superbowl
Mahomes Won Superbowl
Mahomes Lost Superbowl
Brady Lost Divisional
Brady Lost AFCCG
Brady Lost Superbowl

>he can’t throw outside of the numbers
>never seen him make a throw through a tight window

You could've just said you don't watch Ravens games

>>149729273
>Before age 29
Lol

>>149729153
>trolls people into defending Lamar
excellent work

>he lost half his offense and shiet, think of poor mahomos stats

>tripled his team's win total
>first playoff appearance in years
>first playoff win in 20 years
>won 2 playoff games on the road
>first CCG appearance in 33 years
>only rookie QB to start a CCG without a top 3 defense
>with a bottom tier O-line
>with a mediocre receiving corps
He's the MVP, and you know it. He didn't get it because the NFL didn't want to give Washington too many awards

>mog.jpg

>>149729181
Who is comparing Lamar’s throwing to Brees or Manning? Those are 2 of the greatest pure passers in the history of the sport.

>>149729317

>>149729298
Spoiler alert:
He already has the 2nd most pass TDs of all time in the postseason, so the age thing has fuck all to do with his greatness.

>>149729301
Name another QB who got the 1 seed and went to the owl without their WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, T3, etc.....

>>149729317
cant wait for that fraud to be exposed this coming season and all the "experts" calling him the second coming are outed as retard

>>149729344
Why did this buck break the Bears so bad?

>>149729359
Not that commie anon, but his completion percentage was historic before he got that injury. There's something special about Jayden.

>>149729359

>>149729374
the offense is going to get exposed this season now that defenses have had a chance to evaluate properly with enough time

he's not bad but he's no better than a middling tier QB

jayden, unlike stroud, won't be hit with the sophomore slump
top 3 qb this year, gets mvp votes

Also reminder Tebow won a playoff game so lets cool our jets Daniels dick suckers

I will never understand how teams allowed the Ravens to get Henry and the Eagles to get Saquon. It is bullshit.

>>149729457
running backs dont got no value

>>149729457
Good players want to go to good teams, simple as.

>>149729517
Is this good or bad for the Bears?

>>149729517
Ben Johnson and Kevin Warren are above him anyways

Happy Birthday to New York Giants general manager Joe Schoen who genuinely should have been hung for the crime of handing the Eagles a Super Bowl and a 90s Cowboys-like dynasty on a silver platter because he couldn't see past "muh positional value" and thought scab running backs could do Saquon Barkley's job just as well as him.

>Eagles have consistently been a top 3 team in the NFC, let's sit back with a thumb up our ass while they scoop up Saquon.

>Ravens have consistently been a top 3 team in the AFC, let's sit back with a thumb up our ass while they scoop up Henry.

WTF do GMs even do all day. Most fraudulent job in the USA next to congressmen.

>>149729457
will he ever fall off?

>>149729517
>2029
Just in time for when the Chiefs GM and HC jobs are available.

>>149729517
the bears ownership wants this guy to be obama 2.0 in chicago

Does anyone legitimately believe Jaxon dart (wigger) is going to accomplish anything? He’s a systembaby, just like Matt Corrall.

Lane Kiffin does not develop quarterbacks

>>149729582
>will he ever fall off?
There's a reason he has the best body in the league. He spends the offseason training like Lebron and will have similar longevity. GMs will keep thinking "this is the year he falls offs" and then he rushes for 1k yards. Meanwhile the smart GMs will keep getting him for cheap.

>>149729408
absolute tiger dominance, very impressive

>>149729517
N

>>149729317
He wasnt better than allen or lamar... and really wasnt better than goof or staffy

>>149729652
I

>>149729610
>its just different, its totally different... we might as well be in different leagues
schoen clearly thought that darts imperial sec experience will help the giants win a playoff game

>>149729610
Nope. He was mediocre in college and played in a very simple offensive system. He comes across as very arrogant in interviews as well. Anyone who watches Sanders, Dart and Ewers talk in interviews could see they love the smell of their own farts

>>149729661
G

>>149729610
it's pretty system dependent, if the offense is a simple read ball out fast style it won't be horrible, anything else i would say start praying
>>149729617
there should be a top 10 nfl gym rats ranking, every more so now that gym god aaron donald has retired

G

Mahomes is seething from all the offseason trash talk and rankings and will remind the league who the boss of the gym is
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=718

>>149729770
We all saw his jelly rolls and bitch tits. No wonder his wife fucks other men.

>>149729770
i hope the broncos give him the business this year

>>149729789
send location to Mahomes trainer
he kill you from workout

>>149729610
I don't watch college football but I know many ppl mentioned him on here. First time I saw him was at the combine and he just looks like some tikktok kinda fuckboy. Gave me the ick. Oh and all the dead animals on his wall during the draft was funny. I think that was him right?

>>149729809
Mahomes has more Superbowl appearances than losses against his division. Keep dreaming.

>>149729852
>5 is more than 5

>>149729852
the chiefs are a broken down car on their way to an implosion like philly a few years ago. one man can't stop that.

>>149729868
One of them is the flu game which doesn't count. Chiefs hadn't loss to the Broncos dating back to the Obama administration, a 16 game win streak. Then the one game they ``win`` is the game where the QB has a flu. Get the fuck out of here.

>>149729610
>Lane Kiffinbabby
>chokes in big moments
>Brian Daboll and Joe Schoen's choice to further destroy the Giants franchise
Seems grim.

>>149729561
For me it was the Eagles and Rams draft last year. Verse at 19 and Fiske at 39. Quinyon at 22 and DeJean at 40. Those four were the best defensive rookies last year.

>One of them is the flu game which doesn't count

>>149729662
>SEC experience
Ah, yes, because that worked so well with Evan Neal.

>>149729870
>he chiefs are a broken down car on their way to an implosion like philly a few years ago
What makes you say this? They just had bad injury luck in 2024 and have been struggling at the LT position for the last 8 seasons.

If their rookie LT holds up they're going to be a problem for the league. They went undefeated without a WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, etc... imagine what they do with them.

>>149729905
Someone needs to find a final solution to the Howie Roseman question. He can't keep getting away with this shit.

The Broncos and Chargers being good this year is perfect because it'll make the Chiefs look even better when they sweep the division and get the #1 seed.

>>149729973
It is a little spooky that 3 of the top 4 defenses in the league were in the AFCW in 2024. That division is trending towards being the toughest in football after the AFC North and NFC North was exposed as frauds

Lifelong Chiefs fan of 5 years or something

Who's the Mike Trout of the NFL?

>>149730076
Cuckstin Herbust

DANIEL JONES JUST HAD MORE PLAYOFF WINS THAN JUSTIN HERBERT AND TUA TAGOVAILOA AGAIN!

Chiefs have an unfair schedule. And they have to go to Brazil for their first week and get off the plane and play the Eagles. This is bullshit.

>>149730161
if a team fails to handle a little nfl schedule fucky wuckies, they were bitchmade

>>149729852
The afc west has zero competition lmao Brady would be undefeated against them you have had one actually qb in the division against mahomes and his team sucks asss

>>149730161
Eagles played their first game in Brazil and won the Super Bowl.
Anything can happen anon

>>149730192
That's a one day plane ride. They're an entire day they will miss from training camp to play the defending superbowl champs. Then they have to play the Ravens, Lions, Bills, and Commanders. The fuck. I don't recall ever seeing a tougher schedule in my life.

>>149729998
3 of the 4 top defenses are in that division because all 4 teams have shit offenses lmfao. The entire afc west is fraudulent do not rate them

>>149730217
dont encourage him, if he gets too worked up, he'll take it out on his lil sister

>>149730225
>*That's* an entire day they will miss from training camp

>>149730161
Theyre starting 3-7 and might go 6-11

Deep Chiefs autist lore

>>149730161
The Chiefs are going 13-4 probably. Do people really think they're going to hit some massive slump? It took one of the greatest rosters that we have ever seen and a guard starting at tackle to topple them. Anyone who is a fan of another team in the AFC that's licking their chops and thinking it's gonna be their year is incredibly delusional. Literally the only team I would bet on beating them in the playoffs is the Eagles again.

>>149730076
Jay Cutler

The Chiefs are guaranteed at least 12 wins because most teams that play them will inevitably shit and piss themselves out of fear when the game is close. The Chiefs are the kind of team that can use fear and intimidation as a weapon like the old Patriots dynasty did.

>>149730260
kwab

>>149730076
I would say Marino but he actually made it to a Super Bowl and had playoff success. It's honestly a tricky comp.

>>149730294
>>149730316
Blue are losses.

Chiefs are hotdog water and will get, at most, 10 wins this season

The Chiefs are starting 0-2 lol

>>149730349
Yep. Harbaugh is going to pull some nerd shit week 1 and troll the chiefs out in brazil

>>149730325
These are the only losses I feel comfortable predicting

>>149729959
the problem will solve itself it there isn't a big cap increase in 2029/2030
the Eagles do the equivalent of taking out loans to gamble, they spread out cap hits far enough until the next cap increase where the ceiling is raised and they are no longer constrained
however all it will take is one cap non-increase for things to go south quickly like the Saints and the 2021 cap decrease

but it's looking like that's not going to be the case when examining the looming 2029 NFL media contract renegotiations and what it means to the cap

>>149730161
If this ends up being the worst season for the Chiefs in the Mahomes era, are we going to hear flu game level excuse making about the unfair schedule? Based on this post we should preemptively add it to the bussy hurt list.
>season doesn’t count, it was an unfair schedule
>4 starting LTs
>OFFENSIVE OFFSIDES!!! Reeeeeee
>flu game

>>149730446
you dont understand
mahomes could possible be missing his WR1, WR2, LT1, RG1, and TE1
no other qb has ever experienced such adversity

>>149730294
you and the other chiefs faggot that says aktchually they will have a down season because super bowl hangover need to get on the same page
unless that is also you
I hope not
that would be very schizophrenic

>>149730430
Howie is like an investor. He’s been operating in a seemingly never ending boom of the cap market. If it collapses he would just fire sale and take 3 years of being shit instead of prolonging the pain the way the Saints have.

>>149730473
I am very much of the understanding sir

>>149730486
sir, do not be redeeming of the understand dir

>>149730481
I'm not even a Chiefs fan, I'm just being realistic.

>>149730473
My god, you’re right. I need to spam statmogging posts in this general as reparations. I’ll eat a double cheeseburger in Andy’s honor tonight.

>>149730325
Stop the cap

plz bathe

>>149730446
>>149730473
I'm already on record saying this will not be a superbowl year for my Chiefs. The superbowl curse is real. Any team is going to get mog'd with a schedule like that. Eagles, Ravens, Bills, Lions, Commanders, etc....

>>149730294
This anon knows ball.

Laura Rutledge is dressed like a whore on tv.

>>149730481
heeeeey there he is >>149730586

Remember Temujin is a woman!

>>149730586
>The superbowl curse is real
oh but only for Mahomes I'm sure
unless you'd like to point me to a post you made using "superbowl hangover" to excuse, say, the 2023 Eagles

Not even the most autistic Chiefs fan expects them to win it every year. We won so much, who gives a fuck if we don't win it this year.
>2018 AFC Championship
>2019 Superbowl
>2020 Superbowl
>2021 AFC Championship
>2022 Superbowl
>2023 Superbowl
>2024 Superbowl

>>149730642
>Eagles
Don't put those plebs in the same sentence as my Chiefs dynasty. They won their Superbowl for the decade and will return back to being irrelevant.

>sir, a second chiefs fag has hit the jenny

>>149730610
That's disgusting. Where?

>We won so much, who gives a fuck if we don't win it this year.
i'm a proud mahomes nuthugger, if he takes them back to another championship game it would impress even me.
not even I think that's possible

>>149730161
Don't think they will make the playoffs. May only win four games this year.

Imagine if the Chiefs had a real QB like Baker Mayfield

>queefsfag thinks his schedule is too hard
Champagne problems

>>149730404
>>149730551
You guys do remember every single game came to the last second and having some miracle/refball like the Broncos forgetting to block on a game winning fg or the raiders fumble on the game driving win? Every single chiefs game was like that, theyre cooked this year. Everyone's older, the wr corp is more like the wr cope, the o line is lmao. It's not going to be a good year for the chiefies and I bet on them every game last year because I knew they were scripted for a magic season

>>149717960
Hey now, I was born in 1967 and I’m still here.

>>149730732
They went on a 15 game win streak without weapons last season, how will teams beat them now that they have weapons. Aside from the Ravens, Lions, Eagles, Commies, and Bills, every team that plays them are going to be shitting their pants.
>>149730748
Any schedule is hard for the Giants. When you're a bottom 5 team, everyone looks like giants, no pun intended.

>>149730770
If you're in your 50s that's too old for 4chan and this is coming from someone in their late 30s.

>>149730793
The Cumhandlers got a babby last place schedule last year. We get a last place schedule and it's the hardest in the entire league.

>>149728221
>Joe Burrow has to play for the Bengals KEK

Next season he’ll be on the Rams.

Screenshot this, because it is known.

>>149730770
Damn unc 57/58 still on the chan? That's craaaaaazy work ngl you wildin

>>149729517

Ben Johnson is screwed. Serves him right, for being a back-stabbing traitor.

>>149730767
>You guys do remember every single game came to the last second and having some miracle
You keep ignoring the fact they had no WR1-2, RB1-2, and TE3-4 and the replacements got injured as well. They beat teams without weapons, imagine what they do with them. Their D will continue holding teams to 18 points but now their offense will drop 30 on them.

>>149730745
Baker Memefield was bounced between several teams and got a new HC fired each season. He was a coach killer. Dude was close to becoming a career backup QB until he went to the statpad-friendly Bucs who made Winston and (a 40 year old) Brady lead the league in yards/tds. I like Baker but slow the fuck down.

>>149730830
>>149730748
Your GM is too stupid to tank so the league is helping you out by forcing you to tank. NY is a huge market and they want you guys to have a franchise QB. Trust the process. I'll never forgive you fuckers for helping the Eagles win the superbowl. Your stupidity has consequences for all of us. You let Saquon walk to the Eagles. Are you guys crazy.

>>149730161

The Chefs will be losing to my Lions two days after my 58th birthday.

Baker Mayfield is the best we've ever seen

>>149730930
Do you think I approved of letting Saquon go? Schoen and Daboll making fools of themselves by doing a reality show about getting dogwalked in free agency and then pinning the whole thing on Daniel Jones off a torn ACL was reprehensible and neither of them should ever work in football again.
The problem is John Mara is too broke/too stubborn to fire either of them.

should I pay attention to >my phins or should I take this season off

>>149731015
The bad times make the good times even better

>>149731015
Tua will be healthy and Tyreek will be motivated to prove he's still a top 5 WR. Bills have regressed in free agency and Jets have imploded after hurricane Rodgers. I would tune in.

>>149731050
>Tua will be healthy
Oh great, now he's really not gonna watch.

>>149731015
I actually kind of like the fish rn. I thought they could've got more for Ramsey+Jonnu but they clearly wanted them gone. Minkah Fitzpatrick has fallen off the last 2 seasons but he's a better Safety option than Melifonwu. I think the front 7 on defence is gonna be very good and the run will still keep you in a lot of games

>>149730847
trips confirm fr fr

>>149717725
>>149717823
>>149718105
>>149718610
>>149718613
>>149719131
>>149719279
>>149719483
>>149719537
Built for BBC (Big Bronco Cock)

>>149731090
I miss Sneed
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i_7cbd38oV8

Pop pop pop pop
Watch a nigger drop right there

You already know that >we finner boutta have a sophomore surge

Sneed cost a fraction of the price for a diva WR, yet completely takes them out of the game during a match. If I could have Sneed or Tyreek I'm going with Sneed.

>>149731182
Yea but Sneed is coming back from a big injury and has some serious off the field legal shit. I wouldn't count on him being the lockdown CB we saw in 23 until we see it

>>149730809
I got my start on Usenet with Windows 98 and 4chan is pretty much the only remaining online discussion forum that allows (mostly) free speech.

>>149730809
>>149730892
Nobody cares there is a bunch of ageless faggots on here

>>149731244
From all your years of talking online. You must admit, that time was wasted. You never gained anything.

>>149731244
>Windows 98

Based the first family PC we had was 98. Used to jam out Civilization 2 and old Command & Conquer on that mf

>>149718613
she cute who is it?

>>149731336
Time you enjoy wasting is never wasted time

>>149729374
>his completion percentage was historic before he got that injury.
Really? What was it?

Never ask a Bears fan defending Poles how many wins the rebuilding Vikings, Broncos, Commanders, or Chargers had last year, or how many wins the rebuilding Texans had in 2023.

The fate of all "Make one read and run if it isn't there" QBs is awaiting Jayden Daniels and Cumhandlers fans are getting way too uppity for my liking.

>>149731465
Commanders won double digit games and made the nfccg, their fans are allowed to be uppity.
The bears fans with as many wins as last year's Lions over the last 3 years are the ones that need to be less uppity. They're a 7iah win team at best unless they can prove otherwise

>>149731465
>admitting you didn't watch Daniels ball
You'll remember this post in 6 months

>>149731394
>>149731244
In 10-15 years from now once AI is built into every OS and browser I could see websites shutting down the comment section since everything will be overrun by chatbots. AI will get to the point where captcha will not be able to slow them down and they will be indistinguishable from real posters, so websites like 4chan and discord will go out of business.

We would have to invent a real ID system to get around bots, but that would sacrifice our privacy. Imagine the mindfuck when namefags like Temujin and bradysknee end up being AI bots trained on /sp/ data, that's not happening now, but in the future you will see a lot of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31XYgr8gp0

>>149731430
https://x.com/asanalyst/status/1838413818046861617

>>149731458
You can't compare midwit Poles to somebody like based Nick Caserio. He jumped between scouting and coaching twice in New England, won 6 rings and then rebuilt the Texans in 3 years. The most underrated GM in the NFL right now

>>149731542
>91.3% Completion percentage for Jayden Daniels is the highest percentage among rookies in a single game in NFL history.
Reminder that this was with a bottom tier O-line. /sp/ isn't ready for the next year

>Xavier McKinney and Julian Love were both named Top 10 safeties by NFL executives
>Both of whom Joe Schoen told to fuck off in contract negotiations because "Safety is not an important position"
>Only to have the worst secondary in the NFL last year and give Jevon Holland $15 million a year in free agency even though Holland had a terrible season and comes from a toxic locker room
Joe Schoen should be sleeping in a grave right now. Not joking. He is everything people accused Dave Gettleman of being but gets away with it because he looks like Patrick Bateman instead of being a fat toady old guy.

>>149730809
shutup nigger this is a place to say nigger

>>149731430
>>149731574
>Jayden Daniels has highest completion percentage through first four games of any NFL season
Before the injury he had an absurd completion percentage. Shame he's going to get TAPE'D tho.

>>149731525
I do wonder if you could feed all of mine or some other name/avatarfags posts into an AI and have it produce posts close to what the original would make.
But yeah, we're approaching the singularity. Despite the appeal of the virtual world, I do not want to cross that line of uploading myself, and the horrors that will inevitably entail. Required reading: https://qntm.org/mmacevedo
Football

>>149731591
>Tom Brady previously held this mark
Best first 4 game QB of all time younger than 30 while Mercury was in retrograde or something like that

>>149731588
>>149731244
>only remaining online discussion forum that allows (mostly) free speech.
Have you guys been living under a rock? 4chan is not even a top 5 vulgar website nowadays. You see worse stuff posted on mainstream social networks like twitter. You couldn't post half the shit that gets posted on twitter on here and I don't even go to that shithole any more.

>>149731647
name the 5

>>149731582
>Julian Love

I'm so happy he turned out to be a baller. His tape was so fun to watch at Notre Dame back when he was a corner

>>149731652
Twitter, kiwi website, two imageboards, can't be arsed to name another but you get the point.

>>149731657
Fell in love with him late in 2019 when he was the only DB on that Godawful James Bettcher defense who had any kind of nose for the football or instincts of any kind. It was obvious immediately that unlike the players around him he didn't suck.
I blew a gasket when the Giants let him leave to go to Seattle but all our retarded fans told me was that Love wasn't actually good because "muh athleticism" and that safeties are easily replaced just like running backs are. For what it's worth I don't get the Tyler Nubin or Dru Phillips hype, both failed to impress me as rookies even though both were analytics darlings.

>>149731618
AI slop is already ruining art and video sharing websites. Won't be long until it takes over comment sections. As of right now only scammers or russian troll farms are using bots, but won't be long until everyone is using them. Good riddance to online chatting, anons will be forced to touch grass which is good for them.

>>149731716
Anon would rather lose himself in the fantasy AI offers, and end up interacting with no one. Treating the symptom without treating the cause will accomplish nothing.

/pol/ was tricked by a rudimentary 4changpt years ago which made up 1/3 of total /pol/ traffic at the time
your probly all bots, and im the only real one here
its why you all argue about brady and mahomo all day

Who would you say is the most fuck it I'm going deep starting QB in the league right now?

>>149731762
faggot

>>149731762
maybe true but at least we don't sleep with men

>>149731769
>>149731823
your telling me the ai spammer isnt a bot? it doesnt even say anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwUq7t7cqbY

>>149731764
2023 it was Flacco but not so much last year with the Colts. It might be Baker Mayfield tbqh he was throwing that deep ball to Evans and McMillan real nice

>>149731764
Isn't Geno a deep baller?

>>149731647
>Have you guys been living under a rock?
actually yes coon boy

>>149731832
I thought the steelers fan >>149717725 who spams the AI slop >>149717823 was a bot, but then he responded to me here >>149718610

>>149731836

fuckety fuck my nigger nig

>>149731836
Fuck off Nick

>>149731847
Lol no. Geno has a nice deep ball but he's a checkdown merchant watch him play son

said the N word again award

Mahomes choked the Super Bowl the way his wife chokes on stranger's cocks.

>>149731928
>Brady choked the Wildcard the way his wife chokes on bjj trainer cocks.

>>149731928
>chokes
She takes it like a pro

>>149731937
fu fgt

>>149731937
>Brady beat Mahomo in the 'yoffs twice the way he fucked Brittany Mahomes twice... At the request of Patrick

>no hard feelings... You're still coming to our hotel this evening right? Brittany keeps asking about you

>>149731928

>>149731991
>that tfw when the mahomie gets a clutch 1st down (via 15 yard roughing penalty)

What makes the Chiefs' defense scary is that they held teams to low points without relying on turnovers unlike the Broncos (who won't be able to replicate their turnover luck).

And they did it with bad play from the offense due to Mahomes not having any weapons. They now have the most WR depth he's ever had.

Even scarier, they went from 2nd in sacks in 2023 to 18th in 2024 due to Charles Omenihu getting injured, he will be healthy in 2025.

Chiefs will hold teams to 15 points and drop 30 on them.

>>149732032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PHY1iwWLK4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PHY1iwWLK4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PHY1iwWLK4

Chiefs also had one of the toughest schedules in 2024 and every team treated them like their superbowl. Their defense is underrated.

>>149732086
They played the AFCS and NFCS

>hyping a team whose last game was an utter embarrassment in a championship game

Don't care

>>149732098
Nah, the Bills winning it all this year

>>149732098
You meant to say "hyping a team that was coinflip away from starting in 6 of the last 7 Superbowls"

MANTI TE'O'S GIRLFRIEND DID NOT EXIST

>>149732119
this is concerning...

>>149732108
>moving the goalposts as a cope

Pathetic. Just like the Super Bowl.

Jalen Milroe...... soon

Gaylen Cameltoe

>>149732206
...to be out of the league.

>>149732212
ydkb

you don't know bussy

gottem

>>149729317

>>149732228
Can this dude complete any pass that isn't 50 yards down the field? On a serious note, I can Jalen Milroe's ceiling or even a bit lower than that being incredible, but to me, he seems so lacking of the real keys to being a good consistent QB in the NFL.

Can’t wait for nfl season to start bros. Spending every Sunday hammered, watching football, and grilling up a couple knuckle sandwiches for the wife….thats what it’s all about

>>149732269
It's sad to know we've probably seen the peak of humanity and everything will get worse. Especially with AI regurgitating old stuff and churning it out as if it's new.

>>149732206
Iunno man he just looks like Justin Fields but smaller to me

>>149732284
>knuckle sandwiches for the wife
what's your record against your wife and sister?

>>149732206
cant wait for all the silly milroe turnovers

>>149732283
>>149732297
It's fine to be skeptical. People have the perception that Alabama was good last year and Milroe held them back. I saw different. We'll see how he does in Seattle. I think he landed in the perfect spot

>>149732284
Too good

>>149732357
I never asked this but what was life like wake and baking? I knew some guys who were like that in college, it looked like a sad existence. They would sit around high talking about the draft for hours and wake up and do the same thing another day.

>>149732347
The fumbles last year were bad but it wasn't an issue on tape in 2023. I don't think he's loose with the football I think he was just trying to do too much because the team around him was mediocre by Alabama standards. Kyle McCord was the guy I liked but ended up fading to 4th on my rankings because he was so consistently rife with turnovers. Bro trusts his arm way too much

>>149732314
>wife and sister?
What's the difference?

>>149732403
>What's the difference?
why are raiders fans like this.
sisters are smaller and easier to bully

>>149732386
I dunno it was okay. I was still in high school when I was 17 doing it but I had a nice car, gorgeous gf and worked part time so I managed the habit. Wagged/skipped a lot but still passed NCEA Level 3 (not sure the American equivalent). 18 it was harder cos I moved cities and had less free time. I actually found 4chan that year but mostly spent my time gaming. Passed everything study related that year but then decided I needed to quit weed because I started not enjoying things unless I was high. I never touch the shit now not even a puff of a joint at parties

>>149732386
I'm unironically high right now. AMA

>>149732390
>Kyle McCord was the guy I liked but ended up fading to 4th on my rankings because he was so consistently rife with turnovers.
did you happen to catch the syracuse vs pitt game last year? mccord racked up a huge chunk of his turnovers in just that game alone lol. iirc he had 5 ints with 3 of them being pick sixes

>>149732468
you're rotting your brain with weed and losing out on productivity

>>149732432
But the best wives are small and easy to bully
Kuroneko best girl btw

>>149732468
then come down off that latter dumbfuck. duh.

>>149732497
nah your ugly fucking mother is

>>149732497
>losing out on productivity

>>149732468
what's the meaning of life, isn't football a waste of time since it's just a bunch of dudes trying to move a ball across lines

Honestly I’m so ready for football bros, me and my buddy might move to Pittsburgh next year. I have a love-hate relationship with my Steelers

>>149732488
I didn't watch it live but yea I watched the tape when studying him. He played much better after that game but there was also games where he had turnovers called back by penalties and interceptions dropped. His turnover count could've been much higher than it was in 2024. I still like him for where the Eagles took him in the 6th round but Riley Leonard ended up as my number 3 QB over him. I hope he gets a chance to start for the Colts that'd be so fun to watch him run some RPO with Jonathan Taylor

>>149732527
fmab fd There sin no meaning to life, we're just lucky (not really) that we sprouted into existence somehow. By the way, there's no way that there aren't a shit ton of advanced alien civilizations that have aliens thinking the same thing but we're just so far apart that we will never see eachother.

>>149728814
For me it's white scrambling qbs

>>149732434
>stopped smoking weed which is healthy
>started smoking cigs which will are extremely unhealthy
Make this make sense kiwi.

>>149732568
Weed for me was very unhealthy in terms of productivity. Nicotine has benefits to your short term memory and cognition. I also haven't been a cigarette smoker my whole adult life only picked it up at 25 during covid lockdowns

>>149732583
>25 during covid lockdowns
He's claiming to be 29. Quick, someone scan through all of his other posts to see if this is a contradiction

Can someone else please bake the next general?
I can't rn I'm driving

>>149732611
On it boss

>>149732591
I'm 30

>>149732611
Still got 8 posts to go

>>149732497
It’s Friday night. What kind of ground breaking miracle are you working on that will forever better humanity right now?

>>149732643
You don't know wtf you're talking about. It's 7 post to go

>>149732655
I unironically have a great idea but no time to implement it, I think it would change the world

>>149732643
Bradshaw never had a brown beard.

New
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>>149732682
>>149732682

>>149732527
Our God is a God of love, mankind is the physical manifestation of God's love, our purpose is to spread God's love throughout the world to the best of our ability
God told me this himself on a acid trip lol