Thread 149718296

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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
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Mercedes: 210 (+1)
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>2025 WEC Standings
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>News:
No one cares, everyone is out enjoying summer

edd

>>149718296 (OP)
Thank you for the bake, anon
gimi

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

What's he up to now?

>>149718336
>who cares?

>>149712525
WE'RE IN HERE!

everything is shit but f1 and now f1 is gettin g close

>>149718391
how are we there if we're posting here?

>>149718395
im glad you realize now you made a shit sandwich, not a burger

>>149718434
brother i ate bomb ass chirashizushi after
you are just coping that ive fixed the foundation of your life with some pork
Just let your heart speak up, and I'll know
No amount of words could ever find a way to make sense of this

the future of red bull

Poztree is trying to become a model??? What?!? Unc is the least fashionable guy on the grid. Looks like a 14 year old in his dad's suit on god.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DLzw4GMR2Tf/

>>149718494
i have thoughts
i will not elaborate

>>149718494
it looks like a dress and leggings xD

gimi

https://youtu.be/Vn5uuR9Q0hE

i unironically listen to this while putting traffic at risk

>>149718494
Is he not wearing a tie because he wants to look cool or because he doesn't know how to tie one?

>>149718586
It looks like the shirt isn't fitted for an F1 driver neck size so it can't button. He for sure doesn't know how to tie one but an IMG waggie would have done it for him.

MAX MAX MAX
SUPERB MAX MAX
SUPERB SUPERB

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>>149718670
f1 related how?

>>149718676
Someone make an F1 Hype video with it.

i have work tomorrow.

>>149718494
they are all required to do things lie this

<he is actually dead fr im just posting for him

can Horner replace Fred? Fred isn't delivering and Horner is free agent

>>149718828
bring back binotto

c u tmrww

>>149718870
gn, im going to make a real burger now

>>149718880
die
pig supremacy

Horner did nothing wrong

https://youtu.be/RDLOHEFYKRI

i die now

present and havent deleted posts panda am listening to clasic netsky
how are you?

https://youtu.be/BPtOye-5CfU
open tabs eating

ded to mclel

smells like australians. guess the ceno payments came in.

>>149718336
He’s Horny.

>>149718828
Honestly didn’t think that Ferrari would do it but Ferrari is Ferrari and they literally dropped Carlos who was outperforming Shitclerk for some brown stain in a Ferrari overall.
So there is a possibility that Horny ends up at Maranello.

No posts in 1 hour. Truly relentless. I guess that's what happens when its clear Lando will be WDC this season.

>>149719099
>Carlos who was outperforming Shitclerk

Dead bull
Dead sport

Max verstappen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good morning friends
not to jamaicans

you can't trust western-hemispherians i guess

>>149718494
>75 years of the world's best fans
what the fuck do they think they are talking about
and to think that br*ts itt actually defend that f1®75 crap

>>149720146
GM

>>149720193
hello!

>>149720207
go away faggot

why has this never been posted before?

>>149720231
Russell already reached his ceiling while Antonelli is a rookie. Reminder that it took Piastri two seasons getting KWAB'd by Norris to get to his current level.

>>149720258
has piastri actually improved though or is norris becoming worse?

russell loses to antonelli

>>149720276
also have a fittipaldi midget haha
but it's belgium so it fits (!)

>>149718828
Unless you go scorched earth on the engineers there really no point in changing leadership again

Why the fuck did RB promote Mekies instead of doing the promotion internally?
There is no way he'd instantly wrangle all of the internal conflict inside RBR right now

>>149720275
When was the last time Piastri fucked his tires? That was one of his biggest weaknesses in 2023 and 2024.

>>149720210
Nope

>>149720347
why don't you root for latinx drivers instead

>>149720309
>died at 45
>brother died at 55
something wrong there

>>149720340
He's better at that but the new car is a lot better on tires than it used to be so it's hard to tell how much he has improved there

>>149720328
M'kay Mister Marko you're a bit of a Debbie Downer, m'kay? And the whole racist thing is bad, m'kay? You need to stop that, m'kay? And you Max... have you been checked for Aspergers?

>>149720429
I also think Marko should be sacked the moment they hired Checo
Too bad Mark got strongarmed by the dinosaur instead of looking for another confidant in the RBR garage

Verstappen will never win 5 in a row

The Anglo / Aussie takeover is here

>>149720397
His son is 38 now. 27 years to go.

>>149720481
Will thoroughly dislike effwin if it becomes a gay sport where theres a different winner every year, lads

>>149720474
By Mark I meant Mark Mateschitz

>>149720481
4
0
4 is all we need

I am just really sad for didi
They absolute killed his love project just few years after his death

>>149720578
>his love project
Getting teenagers addicted to disgusting energy drinks, in turn causing millions of cardiac arrests a year worldwide?

>>149720604
no that was his passion, love was F1

Today, 11th of july, is the official Flemish day. But it is not an official holiday. I hate Belgium so much it's unreal.
>>149720604
>Energy drinks are le bad
No worse than soda or coffee
F1 related because red bull

should i race horses

>>149720684
is this a metaphor for you-know-what

>>149720678
>No worse than soda or coffee
As bad for your health, but they also taste like shit. Makes them worse in my book.

>>149720684
What's the point? You already know that they'll be faster than you.

>>149720361
There aren’t any besides Colaputo (who’s on his way out already)

>>149720717
sainz self identifies as latino

Belgium next

>>149720328
Mekies is temporary I'm pretty sure

>>149720474
Helmut hates Checo and was trying to get him sacked for ages. Apparently said years ago that Checo would never drive for a top team too or something.

>>149720231
Antonelli is way overyhyped. Verstappen will eat him. Raw.

>>149720738
To be honest, I definitely support him over Albon. But it really sucks that there is no latinx driver in any decent team. I mostly like Russell because he makes Max fans seethe

>>149720763
>because he makes Max fans seethe
why do you hate him

>>149720763
>liking homosexuals because it makes other seethe
You should think about your own sexuality.

gimi

Any of my fellow boomers remember Emilia Bottas (Pikkarainen)?

>>149720771
Don’t hate him. I dislike his delusional fans

>>149720775
I only like women and Brazilian trannies, yes

>>149720796
I remember her horse friend
which is why I asked this>>149720691
the only girl in this thread is american so you know...

>>149720796
Never understood what she saw in Bottas in the first place. Or in horses.

>>149720804
Every fan is delusional no matter who or what they support

whos TP at visa cash app buy one get one free with melkies gone?

>>149720819
this except me

>>149720808
You’ve not seen the video of their first meeting on some Finnish chat show?
She was completely obsessed with him the moment they met.

>>149720796
>>149720792
>>149720825
Finnanons, did she ever say why they divorced?

>>149720830
>She was completely obsessed with him the moment they met.
Sure. But why? It's just fucking Bottas.

>>149720842
He used to have a good hairline

>>149720819
And they should be hated for it. I’d like to think of myself as someone who, for the most part, remains grounded when it comes to the things I support desu people should try to do that more

>MBS wants a Chinese team to join the grid as a 12th team
>Geely bought Lotus a while back
>Horner is available
>Checo is available
>Retardo is available
Someone tell Horner that Asian girls are tighter and he'll learn Chinese immediately, lets get this moving

>>149720840
he was a boy, she was a girl

>>149720853
>Asian girls are tighter and he'll learn Chinese
The Chinese are like the third worst kind of Asian girl though. Right after the malnourished N-Koreans and the plastic S-Koreans.
Plus, Chinese as a language is fucking ugly. He's better off learning Japanese or Thai or even Hindi.

>>149720857
>he was a boy
Got absolutely emasculated by Mercedes though.

george will beat both goblin and piastree to win in interlagos this year (pic is somewhat unrelated)

>>149720878
>>The Chinese are like the third worst kind of Asian girl though
>This is third wost kind of asian girl
They really don't suffer there :(

>>149720853
>Someone tell Horner that Asian girls are tighter
This true?

>>149720928
>This is third wost kind of asian girl
He is way above average. Also extremely westernized. Look at those actually living under communism.

>>149720947
Nothing tighter than a male asshole.

>>149721022
The whole grid is filled with male assholes already though.

I miss Grosjean

he did it all for love and that's beautiful
hope he regrets nothing

>>149721144
I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that

>>149720760
Hence why the old sack needs to go
The RBJ program died when Checo was signed
Marko no longer served a purpose in RBR besides being Dietrich's representative

>>149720928
God damn, He looks so good

>>149720840
Emilia couldn't handle the travel heavy lifestyle Bottas has and just wants to be with her horses
It's weird that Bottas didn't pump her and give her a baby to be busy over

>>149720852
You're so grounded that you get a hard on from making a competitor's fans "seethe".

>>149720808
They're Finnish. He's one of the most sociable, outgoing and daring men she's ever met.

I never liked Bottas

>>149720878
>The Chinese are like the third worst kind of Asian girl though.
Which type of Chinese? Han, Zhuang, Uyghur, Hui, Miao, Manchu, Yi, Tujia, Tibetal, Mongol, Bouyei, Dong, Yao, Bai, Hani, Li etc.

ever since I found out there's German-speaking places in Belgium I have concluded that it needs to be nuked

>>149721464
>ride kid super

>>149721479
>Tibetal, Mongol,
+2 social credits

>>149721479
Yes.

>>149720702
Tastes better than soda imo.
>>149720808
>Chill guy
>Sense of humour
>Successful f1 driver
Not rocket science desu

The source for taurine in Red Bull is bulls' semen.

>>149720507
What's wrong with that?

>>149721533
I already told you, you didn't pay attention
Go back a few threads and read all replies once again

>>149720761
Verstappen eating him while he sucks Toto off
Merc factory about to look like a san fran bathhouse with all the faggotry

Remember, if your country has not produced a Formula One Championship winning driver who has won multiple titles with two or more different constructors, then your opinion, much like your country, is worthless.

>>149721506
Everyone agrees about a part of Mongolians being Chinese. It's called Inner-Mongolia. Their women are cute and the men big and strong.
Currently raising mine, he're a crossbreed so might turn out to be a Finn.

>>149721514
They're completely different people. From nearly nordic in the north(eating potatoes, saurkraut, big meat and drinking 52% alcohol level rice wine for breakfast, calm and closed off), to scummy scammers that will sell their mum if it would make them a bigger profit that live on rice and fish.

>>149721524
>Successful f1 driver
>Successful
?

>>149721586
your champions are primarily frauds :)
>>149721602
there's different levels of success, having a few race wins as an F1 driver doesn't sound all that bad desu

>>149721642
but it still doesn't erase your champions are primarily frauds

>>149721625
>having a few race wins as an F1 driver
They met in 2010 and married in 2016.
Bottas first won a race in 2017.
They diverced two years after that.

>>149721642
>Modern Economics
>Television
>Internet
You had to ruin everything didn't you?

every day i am thankful that i am not br*ish

>>149721602
He was a shitter compared to shamilton, but
>Over 10 years in f1
>Drove for a top f1 team
>Won several races
>Is a multi milionaire
Mogs 99.99 percent of humans.

>>149721677
British drivers are usually the best.

>>149721677
Apart from Hamilton, who I have said for years, is an Arse bandit, PlayStation racer, name another fraud Stavros and give reasons for your answer?

>>149721642
>Anaest[h]etics
Questionable aesthetics though.

>>149721642
Dont forget Modern Central Banking and sucking zionist cock

BORT is racing on Goodwood

>>149721716
We just needed a way to show the foreigners pictures of Edd Straw.

>>149721704
I have no idea then
>>149721736
>Button
>Damon Hill
>Hawthorne
and as much as it hurts me to say because he was an entertaining guy
>Mansell

>>149721677
>no Greek has ever competed in f1
Oh dear!

>>149721763
You sir are a fucking idiot.

>>149721718
every day i am thankful that i am not a br*ish woman

>>149721788
or just a woman in general. gross.

>>149721642
So you took what the Dutch did, put your name on it and call it your invention?
We had industrial areas and mass production while your ass was still sitting in a swamp.

>>149721404
>couldn't handle the travel heavy lifestyle
>and just wants to be with her horses

>couldn't handle the travel heavy lifestyle
>and just wants to be with her horses

>couldn't handle the travel heavy lifestyle
>and just wants to be with her horses

>>149721765
and there won't ever be one unless they are diaspora, in which case we got one guy back in the 50s with one entry.
I'm content with knowing Ron Dennis had his career funded by some Greek guy and Nikolaos Tombazis working for Ferrari.

>>149721404
Emilia was top tier and they were a great couple. I hate the ozzy fitbitch. Bottas should have given Pekka a babby, I completely agree.

>>149721763
No, give reasons. Hamilton was a privileged, pillow biter who fit the "black is king" ethic of the early 00/10/20's. He had the best car for his first title win and he moved to Mercedes, who had almost an unlimited budget and whose previous driver, lsetup a multiple world championship winning car before he retired.

Now, explain yourself? Why are Button, Hawthorn or Hill frauds?

>>149721844
>8000 races until next hulk podium

>>149720846
In what universe?

>>149721844
reminder that he's neither bald or a fraud

>>149721763
Button and Mansell are great.

>>149721642
imagine being all of that once and then becoming a brothel island for paki rape gangs
the galaxy has no equal downfall

>>149721880
Great homos?

Dear Mr. Mekies,
sometimes my parents hit me and you are gay.

So Albon is as good as Leclerc lmao.

>>149721872
It's frauding if you go to Turkey and get on Finasteride.

Reminder that he wore braces as an adult and got Lasik for his eyes

>>149721990
I mean ... "al bon" is French-Arabic for "le good one".
"Leclerc" is just French for "le clerk".

>>149718296 (OP)
Lap #8000 should be a Gimi OP

>>149721549
having different winners every race just means the whole grid is mid shitters. 2023 was a great season because one team clearly showed dominance that will never be repeated throughout F1's history again!

Do you think they had to force Mekies to accept this "promotion"?

>>149722501
>mfw
>no face image posted
?!??

>>149722251
gimi

Apparently there is a clause in the contract between Red Bull and Laurent Mekies, that if he ever gets a role as a villain in a Three Muskeeters movie, Red Bull must release him of his contract.

>>149722587
sssssssss

>>149720853
Why would anyone, ever, hire Tricky Ricky? He has proven he is not capable anymore. He is dead weight, yet some reason tards keep sucking his limp dick.

Harrison Newey

>>149722779
>has not seen recent picture of Johnny Depp
don't do meth

>Cadillac simulated the entire Barcelona F1 Weekend, including the full race in the sim with pit stops, race strategy and communications and ended up P1 & P2.

Are we excited for Melbourne 2026?

Horner got too proudy in his position

>>149722847
My simulations say otherwise.

>>149722847
Lol. They forgot to mention there were only two cars in their simulation

>>149722961
not funny

>>149718296 (OP)
>it's actually happening
Horner and those thai gooks are fucking retards. Hang them all.

>>149722979
Red Bull should have banned Jos Verstappen from the paddock, simple as.

>>149723002
Jos made Max the man he is

>>149722979
>ralf schumacher have claimed

>>149723016
Max is a man now, he can make his own decisions.

>>149722979
Yfw max is just a shitbox merchant

>>149722979
>Max joins Merc
>Merc produces a shit car
>Max overdrives this to hide the fact while Kimi fails
>Red Bull win WDC and WCC with Yuki

don't care

>>149723118
fund it

DUN DUN DUN

>>149722979
First Trump
Now Max joins the Great Satan

>>149721903
I'll enjoy watching when Putin arse rapes your worthless, nonentity of a country and when you all scream for help the British will say no.

>>149722979
He won

>>149722847
If only Caddy could bring their Lemans V8s to F1
https://youtu.be/FqyGJTioXnc?si=we4QHXkoD7St4Iuf

I, for one, welcome our new german overlords. Gonna buy some monster energy, AMD graphics car or whatever the fuck.

They will look so good together as teammates

>>149718336
He's holed up in a flat in Marylebone making his way through London's finest escorts with enough coke, key and viagra to kill a blue whale

>>149718836
Have a word with yourself

Lesbians!!!

Max will be fully exposed at Mercedes. Screencap this

>>149723016
Living in a ghetto/favela may inspire you to become an athelete but it doesn't mean you should have your favela bros in the locker room

>>149723503
>AMD graphics car
Not bad, but NVIDIA do generally provide better drivers for their graphics cars.

>>149723562
Got it for you lad.

>>149723562
If they don't fuck the regs it will be a 2023 repeat thougheverbeit

>>149720840
BHC

>/f1/ suddenly pretending they always liked Mercedes
The latest intake of newfags might be some of the worst. Unsurprisingly all sub-equatorial

>>149720878
>The Chinese are like the third worst kind of Asian girl though
They are not
https://simpcity.su/threads/chinese-twitter-girls-megathread.12689/
>>149720878
>Chinese as a language is fucking ugly
It takes some getting used to, but it's not that bad. Arabic is way worse.

>>149720947
Yes, for 4 main reasons.
1.Asian girls on average have less partners
2.Asian males are on average smaller
3.Kegels exercises are more common in Asia
4.Asian girls are simply smaller and slimmer on average

>>149723665
Mercedes are and will always be the Great Satan. No matter who fucking drives for them.

>>149721464
>>149721504

>>149723686
>Links to thread you gotta be signed in to view
Plus it's social media Chinese girls, gonna be filter use out of the arse, so might as well just look at AI generated asians.

>>149723699
I fucking knew "Tiffany" was a dude.

>get rejected
>keep pushing

He was asking for trouble. Why is he so dumb? Should have just gone to a hooker or something

>>149721464
yeah, he's shit

>>149723665
We have always been at war with Oceania

Based black nightie appreciator

>>149723726
Oh yes, women are always meaning what they say. They never say the opposite of what they want.

>>149723665
Everyone just hated certain brown man.

MAXIE

>>149723787
meant for
>>149723716

>>149723794
Nah, I just hate German car brands

>>149723787
>They never say the opposite of what they want.
Correct. To quote Horner's wife:
>"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
>I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha,
>I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah"

>>149723770
Who leaked these messages?

>>149723838
she didn't say that.

>>149723842
Marko and Jos faked them

>>149723716
>Goodnight miss boring pants
Absolutely nuclear rizz
How the fuck did this melt pull a spice girl

>>149723842
the bitch probably

It's kinda bitch made of Max to run from Red Bull once he can't win easily in the car.

>>149723708
>Plus it's social media Chinese girls, gonna be filter use out of the arse
Honestly, I work with lots of Chinese girls (mostly southerners), and on average they are pretty mid.
But statistically speaking, you are more likely to find a willing 10/10 in China than anywhere else in the world.

>>149723665
i always liked mercdes and toto is half polish
i don't like poois/buttass/jorj

>>149723842
Bird wanted a payout, think they offered her one which she rejected and now I think she's got nothing lol

Romania wins again much to the dismay of many...
SAD!

>>149723880
Bottas is a good lad.
Hamilkek was before he went to the great satan

>>149723887
Pickpocketing championship on today then?

>>149723846
Of course she did.
That's how they got together.

This is Brabham

>>149723876
>whole team falls apart around him
>why would Max do this
Even if the team was the same but the car was just shit, he's not in his prime forever. At the start of his career he can afford to waste time but now he needs a winning car, or his talent would be better served racing GT3 or something.

Pierre's GF is younger than she looks

>>149723908
Toto is Romanian.
I don't care if he's Danube Swabian or Transylvanian Saxon, he's Romanian

>>149723927
Not sure the acoustics there are any good for farting.

>>149723927
Solar panels are so ugly.

>>149723927
suburban houses from birds eye view???
AAAAAA I'M GOING INSANEEEEEE

What is the video of Christian Horner singing in a pub supposed to prove?

>>149723976
So it was also named after a pedophile

>>149723929
But not young enough.

She has a nice willy

>>149723981
no the Gary Brabham Primary School is

Good morning. Is this the thread?

>>149723991
Hope she breaks it

>>149724018
It's 15:30 you lazy cunt

>>149723991
hung asf

>>149720796
>>149720840
and there's the unsolved mystery of a scar on her forearm

Why did Ralf divorce his wife?

>>149724349
He's gay!

>>149724378
Why did he have a wife then?

>>149723716
I think the bitch was intentionally pushing back on specific occasions kust for the screencaps
I bet that outside of this she was all kinds of depraved wild sex monster for him
Bet even that the Lesbians!! Comment was in response to her sending him a pic or video of her making out with her other dyke friend or something like that
I refuse to believe such a successful man would succumb so easily to a 5/10 who doesn't even seem to like him if you read her messages

>>149724378
Lando will follow the same path

>>149723883
She's suing in court
And since it's the UK, you can never trust the judges to be sensible

>>149724425
She better hope she didn't scrub her phone otherwise this is falling out in a flash

I literally can't be arsed for Goodwood livestreams. I just watch vids summing up all the appearances every year

I literally can't be arsed to do anything

>>149724389
he's trans!

>>149724440
I just want to see the other messages. She obviously leaked the ones that make Horner look bad. But I'm sure there's another side to the story.

6H of São Paulo's FP1 is on btw

>>149718485
Not the masked hero we wanted...

>>149724497
See my point here >>149724403

>>149724548
Claire Williams may have very well become a mother to me!

>>149720796
I member

>>149724081
kill yourself

>>149722779
That's clearly Hideaki Anno.

>>149723939
>Torger Christian Wolff was born to a Polish mother and a Romanian father.
>Wolff's father was diagnosed with brain cancer when he was eight years old.
>His parents separated following his father's diagnosis.
>His father died of the disease when Wolff was 15.
any sign of Romanian DNA was crushed by his dominating mother

>>149723665
Our problem was always Kwabmilton, Bottas was based as is the Mercedes brand in general (Hitler brand). If we get teh two biggest racists on the grid (Amx and Gimi) to fight for Mercedes we're all in.

You're the newfag.

>>149721762
Thank you for your service

https://x.com/sakuramiko35/status/1943675356298567687
the migg is back!

>>149724796
certified p0lish woman moment

ngl I'm still sauced from last night
this aint bussin

how the fuck did max do the championship win party to bahrain race?

>>149724878
>change car to Black because of St George Floyd
>put faggot flags and other pozzed shit in car
>Omg but in the 40s they made uncle Adolf a six wheeler
So based

Who's hungry?

>>149725210
was 2 too much or not enough?

TGIF (thank gimi it's friday)

>>149725339
My work week starts on Fridays

>>149725210
Based Golden Boy post.

>>149725173
Me.

gimi

>>149723515
How many whales get prescribed viagra and what’s the lethal dose?

>>149725401
You couldn't pay me enough to be on the receiving end of a Chupa Chalupa from La Tinx.

>>149725405
Dork.

>>149725401
Is she related the Rikishi?

>>149725068
>change car to Black because of St George Floyd
that was kwabmilton's demand, he's gone now.

>>149725039
that’s the kind of shit you can do in your teens/early 20s.

>>149724878
>Bottas was based
>as is the Mercedes brand in general
are all swedes retarded

>>149724455
very unsustainable
bad duke

>>149725068
Six wheelers are dope as hell

>>149725532
>tfw old

goodwood car auction live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabYa8CAkNw

>>149725173
Man bloody loves that thing

>>149725698
time makes KWABs of us all

>>149725719
I bet that Edd would love to eat his bun

So who is taking Max's spot at Red Bull?

Now that AMX is joining Mercedes for 2026, who else here is a lifelong fan?

>>149725532
>that’s the kind of shit you can do in your teens/early 20s.
I've been doing night races like if I was in the US timezones since 2020 and I am feeling completely fucked and dying now 3-5 years later

>>149725799
Jos

>>149725799
Horneyman and he'll outscore Yugi 24-0

>>149722979
Fuck yeah, Max starts the next season in the best car.
8 fucking championships, here we go

>>149725799
G A S L Y

ITS HAPPENING

>>149725714
>100k for a restored Jag
Why?

>>149725874
Max is hooking up with Susie

olaaaaaaa

BBW Racing Team when?

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

HE WON

>>149725884
meanwhile shelby cobra went for 150k

MIGHT eventually warm up to M*rc*d*s but I will never outright support them.

>>149725173
uhmmmmm, im having a barbacue with my family next week for my birthday

>>149725799
palou

Next year is going to be between PS3 and Ham.

>>149725714
>Weeb car on screen
Nice

>>149718336
Having a bit of a wank

There are currently no virgin F1 drivers.

>>149724349
She didn't care to know what her car's worth.

>>149726094
>Hadjar
>Norris

>>149726094
Yugi

hoddog

>>149726094
>Norris
>Yugi
>Hadjar
>Alonso

There are currently at least 4 virgin /f1/ posters

>>149726094
Sir Lewis

>>149718314
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=zo3UAOuJVHVWN_cp

>>149726114
Norris is raped every night by Fat Brown since he was a child

For me it's /sp/ and /mu/

goodwood rally also going atm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-46va5KQqY

>>149726122
>virgin /f1/ posters
Imagine your first time posting in /f1/ is in thread #7999, when you could just have waited a few hours more for #8000

>>149726138
He still is a child.

Goodwood Festival is a cover up for human trafficking. The cars represent the humans you can buy.

>>149725799
He might stay cause his dad wanted Horny out
also to see who is the strongest under the new regs

>>149726106
yugi starred quite a few otokonoko JAV movies though

>>149726172
Better be an Edd thread

>>149726176
Which one of them is going to dress as a pirate?

>>149726204
explain me why would he stay in team that has no chance for success anymore?

>61k usd for a 94' viper roadster
damn that went cheap

>>149726216
toto is definitely bringing his wooden peg

>>149726233
because you cant know if Merc or Aston will be competitive, why gamble when you can wait and see

>>149726234
Old American car that isn't 60s/70s muscle

>>149722979
>Ralf's opinion

>>149726282
Merc will have the best engine, and the next era will be entirely engine dependent.
Dead Bull will have the worst engine on the entire grid

old f1 going soon on main goodwood stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqVlKhHdZlU

>Max Meets with Toto
Uh oh ! Better hide the fujofags, theyre gonna have hate sex !!

i had a very good poo
i wish i could take a shit in a mclarens cockpit right before a race

>AMG One going for 3mil USD
who the fuck would pay that much for that piece of shit

>>149726311
They are the only two boats there?

>>149726346
It's not about looks It's statement that you can afford it

>>149726282
>>149726301
>Merc will have the best engine
>AM will have nuui, but dreams of power engine
2026 will prove if Enzo was right or not

totos jet is kinda cool looking desu

OE-LIT if you want to see it

>>149726381
no it's not

>>149726405
the grey is pretty cool
youre just hating

>>149725714
>52k
Pretty cheap for an older 'rarri

>>149726379
>last time there was an engine rule change
enzobros...

>>149726416
>youre just hating
and what about it

I think it's actually happening, lads

DEAD BULL

>>149725401
Related because f1 is a work

>>149724878
>Let's forget all the cheating and bitching and having the FIA in their pocket because le based Maxarino is racing for them now!
Top yourself sharpish Sven you absolute nonce

still not rooting for mercedes

Red Bull is the MythBusters of F1

>>149726454
two more weeks

>>149726106
>>149726114
>implying

>Horner and Max at Ferrari from 2026
2026-2036 WDC+WCC

>>149726173
He's nearly 30.

why is all of goodwood happening at the same time, i cant keep up

amx not in rb just feels wrong

>>149726671
who?

>>149726698
ham in ferrari just feels wrong

>>149726303
I thought they would do a real F1 race with the old cars. Disappointed.

>>149726592
>nearly 30
>considered adult in Western Europe
lelmao, no

>>149726719
The other man who defeated Lewis Hamilton in equalmachinery

>>149726786
>the goat got beaten by this

>>149726780
there is the goodwood heritage grand prix weekend where they trash about in old cars, some dude even crashed an old f2 car last year and flew off

narb is complete shit, bro

>>149726698
we need him to go to Ferrari to finally break the curse

brawn gp on the main goodwood stream

>>149726698
>>149726816

You're a rat with no balls. Cant even Nuke a country lmao

Not a single F1 team will pick him up HAHAHAA

>>149726741
ham in F1 just feels wrong

>>149726786
>who defeated Lewis Hamilton in equalmachinery
As opposed to the many others who defeated him in inferiormachinery?

>>149726867
welcome to indycar, Jorge Ruslé

my beloved beast

>>149726902
Coor, the size of that thing

>>149726867
it would be so funny, but i think that there are plenty of drivers whose contract end this season

>>149726816
Were people saying this same thing about Vettel before he went to Ferrari?

If Max win 2 WDC with merc hes Certified GOAT

>>149726908
28 liter engine

reminder that narg doesn't have merc contract for next year

>>149726922
Vettel binned 2018 by his own hands. What a retard. He became a broken rape victim afterwards (as is evident)

>>149726922
no

>>149726929
Sorry bub, the goat is Dale. Simple as

>>149726922
Vettel was threatened by Ric lol

me right now

>>149726954
based.

NOOO LA POLICIA!

>>149727038
>even the asian cats have the slit eyes

>We'll have to see also if other competitors kind of made the situation look worse than what it is
>We know that as part of the race craft of some competitors, definitely there's also the ability to make others look like they are causing severe infringement when they are not.
>So a few things to review. A few things to review. But in itself, now the penalty has been decided, has been served, and we move on.
t. Stella
https://www.gpfans.com/en/f1-news/1055429/mclaren-f1-fia-penalty-british-grand-prix-oscar-piastri-lando-norris/

KWAB. Verstappen did nothing wrong

Max Furstappen :3

>>149727230
>Verstappen framed Piastri by not breaking in time
are they really this desperate?

>narb plays good little bitch at merc
>takes the sandbagging to stop poois crying
>leaves anyway
>absolutely slops it up for merc and poois in the media, practically gargling balls for his seat
>kimi just gets it for being a good little wop behind the wheel
>narb acts up a bit more in media, soulless as ever, realizes he isnt the favoured son of mercsatan
>might lose his seat to the man he was set on like a wooden attack dog
Imagine the meltdown

I have seem to lost all my weed related f1 memes

>>149727439
I was forecast a seat Toto!

>>149726917
sainz out russel in

>>149727439
NARB is gonna be /f1/'s (not real) guy. Its just that yall niggas dont see it yet.
T. ime traveler

>>149727439
narb is getting totally destroyed this year
he was suppose to be next poois, big brit bong star, but everything fell apart for him and now goblino will be next poois and he will lose seat in top team and probably never get another chance again

if narb loses his seat he gets kwab of the year over lawson

im gonna be the one to bake and you can't stop me

>>149727569
A top team will absolutely take him.

We already have a thread ready.

>>149727439
>ocon tough he was the golden boy in 2017
>russell tough he was te golden boy in 2019
>now it is mini in 2024/2025

>>149727588
which one?
ded bull?
Lol

>>149727569
What if he joined Ferrari and Poois was let go? That would make Sharl and narb team mates, could be kino

Now that dust has settled, which rookies show any promise of being a great driver?

Sainz's whore

>>149727655
me

>>149727655
Bearman has good speed but shit pace

>toyota gt/lexus lfr at goodwood
toyota gr haas 2027

>>149727741
>good speed
>shit pace
That makes no sense.

>>149727655
The Nafri

>>149727812
He's a good sprinter but shit at marathons

>>149727812
No idea whether that's what anon was trying to say, but "speed" could describe a lot of things, for example the potential top speed, whereas "pace" would always describe an average speed over some duration of time. In that interpretation, you could have a high top speed, but no way to consistently deliver on it.

>>149727945
least autistic germ

>>149727945
Thank you for clarifying m8

>>149721642
>imdustrial revolution
nothing good came out of that

God are we really at thread 8000 already?
I remember making making thread 3333
Remember Waglad? Remember Itop? Remember Rakesh?

>>149728075
Did Czechbro and Femflip ever make that babby? I know we never succeeded in having some of the verified F1 social media accounts post an easter edd, but somehow they instead posted their own version of Bottas's rap album which was an /f1/-borne meme.

>>149728075
>3333
Pffft… Children…
I was here since thread #1.

>>149728188
I made /f1/.

I posted in f1 threads on /hr/
RIP motor/hr/sports and RepoStan

>>149728075
>wagpoof
will king hit the cunt if i see him around. not like there will be many cunts going from morecambe to preston
>itop
still here is he not?
>rakesh
also never went away

Getting to the point now that a 'dog owner' is a specific type of person.

F1 racing, I suppose

I fumbled hard again (like Leclerc fumbled hard in the Silverstone wet again)
>take a run through the forest to the neighboring village
>young woman in a dirndl walking alone and smiles to me and say 'hello'
>instead of saying something like her coming from a beauty pagent I just say 'hello' back and go in jogging

>>149728292
You made the right decision. She wasn't making any advances.

>>149728291
This kind of person?

what would happen if we covered race tracks in shit?

>verstappen is in Italy, likely discussing a move to merc if fag Schumacher is to be trusted
It is OVER for red bull. All because hornier got a little too high off of his own farts. And probably other people's as well (but not his wife).

>>149728292
>young woman in a dirndl walking alone
it was a hallucination

>>149728356
Watch the 2011 Indian Grand Prix to find out

>>149728292
>saying something like her coming from a beauty pagent
Real smooth man

>>149728292
You're lucky you made it out of there alive

>>149728280
If yhey're still here they're in the background and not prominently present
>>149728188
Just thought it was a nice milestone as I managed to make it an Amx thread. Also made a Bong seethe who also made a thread but everyone chose my thread instead

>>149727655
Kimi

>>149728192
>>149728419
Ahh I’m just lying, I was in the /turnleft/ threads more, didn’t really pop in up until around thread 500 or so

I've been here all summer

>>149728280
what did waglad ever do to you

Lesbians!!

https://jigex.com/AbDLA
>https://jigex.com/AbDLA
https://jigex.com/AbDLA

>>149728366
>fag Schumi
I'm still baffled how he managed get it up with Cora for 15-ish' years and put her into therapy later claiming she had no idea Ralf was gay.

Horner got gaped by Marko

>>149712525
NEW!

Imagine being a rich, handsome gay man living by the Mediterranean sea. I'm not even gay but I'd let such men plow me to access that lifestyle.

>>149728932
>I'm not even gay but I'd let such men plow me to access that lifestyle.

How was the F1 2020's F2 content?

>>149728898
>>149728965
gays are never exclusively into men. its just a perversion

waiting for epic thread number 8000 to confess about something
must be the correct lap number, thnx

>>149728997
Already been made. >>149712525

>>149728929
>>149729004
>new
that's /old/, anon.

>>149728997
But we already know you are gay bub

baked
>>149729013
>>149729013
>>149729013

Michael Schumacher

>>149728898
She must have never seen the family photos.

>>149729017
>495
that's a false start right there.

Ferrari 500 Coca Cola

>>149729017
Early thread, doesn't count.

>>149729017
based