Thread 149720136

gold coast suns (the good guys) vs collingwood magpies (the bad guys)

fried night footy
(gold coast get fried)

just put on fresh sheets, it's NAP TIME!!!!

>autistic grass eating man
>turns out he’s just a knob
Many such cases

>>149720136 (OP)
ranges should be auschwitzd

>>149720159
fucking wankers
imagine all the public school chads that would have heemed them

>>149720173
public school chads rise UP

Anyone else worried about that German backpacker?

theres probably 100 dustin martins out there that dont even get a shot at making it

>>149720185
i dont have any sympathy for dumb tourists not knowing the land

>>149720185
>pretty sheltered privileged western white girl thinks the whole world is as safe as her protective little nest
many such cases!

>>149720185
is this the latest thing to replace the mushroom saga?
the script any good on this one?

>But one thing has pushed me over the edge. Last Friday night I sat with my daughters in the Members’ Reserve at the MCG at the match between Collingwood and Carlton. It was a marvellous game, Collingwood played beautifully and won by 56 points. What could go wrong?

>Watching the footy was marred by the incredibly bright, repetitive flashing of LED advertising signs along all four levels of the Shane Warne Stand on the opposite side of the ground. These appalling signs were distracting and annoying and constantly interfered with the enjoyment of watching the game. It was reminiscent of being at a strobe-lit nightclub.

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/going-to-the-mcg-is-now-like-being-trapped-in-a-nightclub-20250708-p5mdfn.html

>>149720202
nah i think the lady who got her arm yeeted off by the lion is the next big thing
theres a bit in that with he said she said bullshit
bit to come out on that one i reckon

>>149720203
>big bright massive poof flags at the footy
>love this!
>led board that barely changes colours
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT!!!!!

>>149720203
Got so jealous of Optus they went and did this

>>149720186
The thing is that there are probably so many extraordinarily talented football kids from public school backgrounds who will never get a look into into potentially going into the AFL because they weren't part of the nepotistic corrupt private school system.
>Sorry, turns out you weren't born to parents rich enough who didn't know the right people, no AFL for you.

>>149720215
its the same with cricket and tennis in this country
its all a rort basically gotta pay your way up the pole and grease it as you go

dont let anyone tell you otherwise

>>149720203
>look up author
yep, that's about right

Fun fact: no team has lost to the suns and gone on to win the flag

>i love how the afl is so progressive and gets involved in politics like the gay vote, pushing vaccinations and welcome to countries
>was that? WAS THAT A HECKING GAMBLING AD THAT SAID THE ODDS BEFORE THE GAME!!!!? DISGUSTING WHY CANT SPORT JUST BE SPORT

Why are the Pies playing at PFS? Is it punishment?

>>149720302
annual away game iirc

I've had a terrible week and I am drinking away my problems tonight. Starting on the Shiraz, lets get messy. I plan on shitposting all night long

>>149720302
humiliation ritual for the suns
and to show the people of gold coast what a full stadium looks like

>>149720314
There's no chemical solution to a spiritual problem.

>>149720314
starting on the red
dangerous

>>149720314
had a shit week as well mate
look forward to drukposting

love you fucking shiczos

i cant drink as much anymore because i cant handle the hangovers mentally and think about kys myself

Tonight's kino: Nick daicos

This home and away match is actually a big deal for gold coast lmao

Germans think they own the whole world

>>149720344
thanks hodgey

bws delivery reduced by $2
good times

>>149720345
Why would a pretty girl be by herself?

at marvel stadium lads, i am so pumped. i am a diehard wrexham fanatic and this is a lifelong dream come true

>>149720203
fucking this, they need to at least take all the animation out and have static digital signage I'm surprised the players have not complained how distracting it is with the constantly moving signs when they are taking shots at goal

she wanted the big kangaroo cock

>>149720367
post tits

>>149720376
i’m a fella sorry mate

>rob mcelhenney changed his name To Rob Mac

so soulless

Do you think Palace's bare vagina will envelop a thick veiny penis tonight?

>>149720379
i know

>hsp will set me back $30 these days
Clown world.

>>149720405
it's like $15, where are you getting it from?

>>149720405
I'm doing my part

sick of reading about shark attacks every week now, we need to cull the sharks

>>149720405
high school pussy?

>>149720360
she assumes the rest of the world is as safe and comforting as her precious well-to-do german bubble in which she was raised. she's never suffered or struggled, everything has always been just fine for her, and she assumes everywhere else in the world is as comfortable and safe and trustworthy as her little bubble of luxury.

europeans in general are fucking retards

>>149720410
Uberpajeets. Everywhere is such a rip off.

fuck some of you are such chuds
not everyone is a massive pussy like you that never travels anywhere

>>149720427
Do you not own a car? Pick it up yourself you spastic

>>149720424
they're smart but not wise

>>149720427
I think it's because delivery fees have spiked so much
even taking a rideshare like didi or uber these days is a fucking scam
using cheap immigrant labour to make massive coin

>>149720314
Crispo

>>149720424
aye
they are so fucking weak willed
real spineless cunts

>>149720434
Still doesn’t justify the scam price, cunt.

>>149720433
hope she sees this bro

this whole news cycle feels so astroturfed
interesting that it's all women, I guess because women are the ones that pay attention to this shit

does anyone think we live in a world of fools
at the footy last night a man wearing a meme t shirt of dan goringes face was featured on the broadcast as a "crowd shot"
dan gorringe is now selling these t shirts

dan gorcringe

started calling out all the bullshit in relationships and society when I see it like an absolute autist and it's very liberating

>>149720136 (OP)
unfortunately i have to cheer for the pies tonight

Love my gf so much that it hurts

>>149720478
one of the worst things to ever exist

every 2nd zoomer poof in the draft from like 2022 on has a hyphenated last name

>>149720491
Nice

>>149720491
this but her and she isnt my gf

>>149720438
it's crazy i remember using uber and the occasional ubereats in 2015-17 and it was pretty high quality and barely cost anything, now both have shit service and is like 6x more costly

>>149720491
crisp outback chad with fresh european gf

big game tonight

>>149720509
a bit like everything in society
more costly and shit

getting food delivered is cool but id pay extra to not have jeets handle my food and id rather give back to struggling australians

>>149720498
I just checked this and there is literally not one hyphenated name in the 2022 national draft.

>>149720531
well i was going to say 2025 then i remembered there are already a bunch in the league so i just guessed when horne francis was drafted

anyone notice that hot girls have soulless eyes

>>149720558
adversity develops the soul

annie knight
mushroom lady

would you get suspended for telling nate caddy you want to fuck his mum and you've seen her tits

>>149720577
Probably

Both Bec Judd and Nadia Bartel have admitted to having work done on their faces

footy in 54 mins

>>149720601
:o

why have most of these umpire contacts happened over the past year but they have only started talking about it in the last week
who is controlling the narrative and why?

would you get suspended for telling angus brayshaw m you want to fuck his cousin’s fiance and you've seen her fuck a whole bunch of guys

>>149720611
Probably not as he has retired

>>149720631
Zesty

who stops the contested marking machine known as nick daicos

Basedingwood finna BRUTALISE whichever worthless, irrelevant, pissant team they play tonight.

>sell out crowd
>would be more attend collingwood training
kwab

SLOPPPPINGWOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

wild how we went to war in the ‘40s to stop asians from taking over our country. a few years later we just willingly let it happen.

>>149720643
steven may

>>149720690
Who is it? Big strong Americans?

>>149720690
who the fuck or what are these spastic looking mutts

>>149720699
>>149720700
>Laki Tasi and Jackson Powers-Johnson from the Raiders are at tonight's game

>JUH's vehicle involved in a drive-by shooting
Top keks. So much for his come back.
Might even be dumber than Willie.

>>149720699
>>149720700
some retards from the make a wish foundation

>>149720700
People who earn more than an entire AFL team's roster per year.

>>149720713
but do they get a point for having a crack?

>>149720713
of content creators?

>roster
foy

>>149720719
in canadian football you do

Darcy Moore looked like a sexy girl from behind there

>>149720720
Big guy on the left is going for 600 dicks up the bum in 24 hours to beat that alien girl.

>>149720707
Do they know who fired at it?

the whole point at a try is to have a crack at trying to kick a goal hence it being a "try"
so even nrl gets points for missing

>>149720713
that cunt in the middle cant be playing nfl surely
looks like a skinny meth addict
nick daicos would physically mog him and that says it all

IF you simp a sport that isn't played in Australia...
THEN kill yourself.

in nrl you get a point for falling over

>>149720706
>Raiders
>Oakland (1960-1981)
>Los Angeles (1982-1994)
>Oakland (1995-2019)
>Las Vegas (2020-present)
Holy soulless.

Can our brand stand up in finals? Can we match up against the other generals?

lol

HEAVE HO UNNA

what does /afl/ stand for?

>>149720748
Ausfailian "sports" are retarded horseshit though

>>149720778
annie fans league

Din dins

THEY FOUND HER

SHES ALIVE

>>149720790
?

>>149720783
I HATE your poofta plate

>>149720797
The missing German backpacker

>>149720790
The German lass? Lucky, she was a qtie.

>>149720783
very crisp crisps

>>149720783
>20250211
Probably a bit mouldy by now desu

need a fuckin multi

>>149720813
Matt Rowell 8 plus tackles is good value

>>149720774
equity and social justice

Should I be supporting Gold Coast or collingwood? What are the personalities/vibes of each team, described in two sentences
>>149720783
the glue that hold a good sandwich together is a nice hearty bread nice job man enjoy that

>>149720817
What are the odds for Matt Rowell umpire contact?

collingwood probably pissing their pants even being in the same state as brisbane

>>149720817
>$1.32

>>149720817
*be's betting against this*

couldn't name a single brisbane player. does jonathan brown still play for them?

>>149720838
I got it when it was higher, guess lots of people jumped on.

i hate how every sandwich at cafes is on hard crusty bread

Watching some opera

it’s week number 4 of abo round

>>149720855
Check with a dentist about your gum health.

>>149720855
that how they do it in france
btw i want to move to france one day
i love the EU as well
go Melbourne btw

>pies fan wearing a gold jacket
hmm not sure about the optics of this

Lads, the og voice actor of Team Rocket's James, Oak and Gary died

>>149720864
ill check with your mum about my cum health lol

>>149720866
Have you checked out the prices of the houses in France? Could get 10 of them and have your own portfolio for the price of ONE Australian house.

literally who?

>>149720872
F

say as my in come backwards

>>149720877
emoc ni ym sa yas

Nick Daicos and Bailey Smith are the only current players with any aura

>>149720875
The dweeb who was stealing screen time from Jessie.

>>149720890
Stay away from him nick

>>149720890
nick probably has no idea who he was and thought to himself that this drunk guy wanting to take a photo is being annoying

>>149720890
Those are some interesting pupils.

Imagine I am a 6’3 350 pound Polynesian guy who drives an early 2000s V8, what team do I support

Hope bailey smith gets fat when he retires

Huddo at the ground
I repeat
Huddo is actually at the ground calling, not at the studio in melbourne

>>149720907
Penrith

>>149720897
Now this is the content I come to alf for

>>149720912
blockbuster status confirmed

>>149720907
>>>/sp/nrl

based lethal fox footy debut
channel 7 plebs seething

Do you guys like people first stadium?

the only red in the crowd is the empty seats kek

u mad?

Why do they build two footy ovals right next to each other?

>>149720948
training ground innit

learn to handball black boy
nick needs better service than that

>>149720890
these two could bring back aids

ive seen enough these two teams wont do shit in 2025

>>149720959
All that and still can't kick a footy or take a mark

DROPPED THE ABLETT-MAXWELL

i've seen enough, this game is rigged

you can tell already that collingwood will win this

I haven't seen enough yet

>>149720933
>lost huddo
>lost lethal
>lost matt hill
>lost burgoyne
the bleeding must continue
hope the next one is bennett

I’d like to report 23 missing persons and pre-emptively report the *redacted* of *redacted*

Reminder that Mac Andrew has the biggest contract in the afl

Pies get so much help from the umps. It's sickening.

>>149720933
>debut
He already did a Lions game this year. Might have been the Q-Clash or the Easter Sunday game. Forget which one.

>>149721009
you were saying?

the only thing that's lethal is my farts

>>149720993
oh, forgot the real big one
>lost sandy roberts
inb4 commetti, he went back to 7 in '07
>but commetti went to 9
he also comm'd some sunday perth games on fox as part of the tv deal back then

Eating cream pie off of Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet

>>149721021
fact check: true
knew he'd done at least one game prior to this one
wonder how much coin he's on considering how little he does for Fox

suns are being helped by the umps here

the dark haired ump is pretty bad

cox down back

>>149721034
(USER SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Lads, Jamie just posted

Lads, Jamie just posted

bet joffa's in the crowd

Daicos is a shit kick and a faggot to boot

>>149721049
>>149721054
npc's

>>149721034
whos that?

>>149721056
yeah crowding some kids anus at the urinal

That was either play on or 50.

>>149721040
He doesn't need the money. I think he's just happy to do it every now and again and Fox obviously happy to be able to say they've got Lethal. He does On the Couch a few times too and he's still got great insight. Wish he was on every week but he obviously can't be bothered travelling down from Brisbane every week.

>>149721058
Both of these remarks are completely false.

>>149720933
fox is unironically where washed up 7 commentators go when theyve expired or the kinda shitty ones who just arent right fox gives em a go

>>149721061
Jade Ellenger

where can I watch victory v Wrexham?

what is the typical refball penalty in this sport if you want to fuck over the other team in the most blatant and disrespectful way possible
Does this sport also have weird lame and extremely convenient rules about what can and cannot be reviewed by camera?

Seven has better graphics and generally has better commentators (unless JB is on)
Fox has no ads

rare mistake by nick daicos

if natural disasters were as rare as nick daicos's rare mistakes we'd all be in a lot of trouble

Missing German backpacker Carolina Wilga has been found alive nearly two weeks after she was last heard from in Western Australia’s remote outback.

>>149721074
Would make sense if everyone on Fox's coverage wasn't so much better than 7 other than Hodge and Riewoldt, the latter of which lost his spot at Fox after taking a year off.

>>149721084
>Seven has better graphics and generally has better commentators
good one

who is the current all australian key defender?

now that 4chan x got shoah'd on chrome, any obvious tweaks for using it on firefox? its' doing my head in

>>149721040
>based lethal fox footy debut
>knew he'd done at least one game prior to this one

would have been a shame if she'd been lost to the bush

craig mcgae

>>149721100
get tampermonkey on the chrome store, 4chan x still works with that one, though your settings will reset

nice reading comprehension fuckhead

I just realized theres a method to my madness

This match is rigged as fuck.

>>149721105
>lost to the bush
meant 100,000 iraqi civilians btw

lions would have 7 goals on the pies by now

>>149721093
BT Richo and Brayshaw are elite
room temp kingy and the rest of the retards who talk like they have cte on fox are absolutely dire. kath is the only saving grace and even shes ugly as fuck

>>149721099
There isn't any outright leader imo. It's more up in the air than it's ever been at this stage of the year.
Payne was in exceptional form but now he's going to miss half the year. Taylor is awesome whenever he plays but probably won't play enough games to be eligible. Moore's been good and in solid form so probably leading back not by much. Andrews has been good but had a few meh weeks. Wilkie's had some very good games but also been smashed a few times.
Probably Moore and maybe Andrews too if they go with two keys.

>>149721122
Dwayne is good, Montagna is good, Huddo and Whateley are good most of the time

>>149721083
kicking in danger or 50m for "demonstrative" behavior

>>149721122
>BT Richo and Brayshaw are elite
Brayshaw is utter dogshit. BT's alright but gets annoying and it's shocking how few players' names he knows or can even recognise on field. He's also got very limited knowledge so it's best when he just sticks to commentating the action because his talking points are just wrong more often than not. Agreed that Richo is good. I forgot about him.

>>149721133
>Montagna is good
THANK YOU
ppl give him shit when he's lead caller but i reckon he's as good as any other ex-player-turned-caller

>>149721137
so true

Always hold my breath when walking past men or ugly women.

was thinking of ordering some tim tams and redditors are saying the formula's been ruined

>>149721130
yeah that's why i was asking, can't really think of a standout

wonder how much rayban has spent shilling their gay little glasses to me alone

I was a lot chaddy today and I noticed like 100 cute guys and barely noticed any attractive women. why is the ratio so off?

>>149721151
sounds like a jockey

do the pies know you need to kick goals in footy?

why are the suns treating this like it's a grand final

umps riding collingwood dick hard

>>149721185
this is a repost

Watching this game makes me realise how important of a skill handballing is. So many players handball too hard and too low

>>149721163
kek i thought i was the only one who did that

rare turnover by nick daicos

>>149721174
is it a big dildo stick?

>>149721196
he was high on his own farts again after beating carlton KEK

depressed, but why

>>149721192
the kicking the ball away after the free no fiddy and the deliberate out of bounds not paid is giga umpball

The suns are giving it their all but are only 12 points up

>>149721211
And both of gold coasts goals coming from soft frees and the overturned elliott goal

>>149721223
>overturned
you make it sound like it was a mistake
do pispergs really claim touched balls as goals?

fart porn

>>149721213
Better than giving it your all and being 12 points down like Collingwood.

switching over to the cricket for the break then switching back to the footy

>>149721232
It was overturned without conclusive evidence you dumb fucking worthless retard.

>>149721249
collingwood aren't even trying yet

>>149721248
Based

this cant be the best side in the afl it just cant
absolute dud names like markov and cox in the side their must either be some elite rigging or a soft fixture

so many fat fucks in this country that are getting a free pass

>>149721257
>without conclusive evidence
?

Sammy was right. Footy is fucking shit these days. Total slop.

>>149721174
hello dollies

sidebottom looks shithouse out there

>>149721279
when you are used to systemic rigging
anything that doesnt go their way is taken as a slight kek

>Only good game this week in the dead early Saturday timeslot
Another asterix season, how many is that in a row now, 15?

>>149721288
king of the incels

isuck quaynor

for an allegedly 'elite' matchup, this sure is some absolute dogshit football

Can't imagine why anyone would try murder someone wearing a big freeze beanie.

>>149721174
Reckon those nails would make anal play uncomfortable

>>149721257
Erin Patterson convicted of murder without conclusive evidence

isuck peeney

>>149721278
Free pass for what?

This game is more limp than my toilet bowl after I take yet another IBS diarrhoea.

>daicos having a shocker
>quick! roll out the fake injury story as damage control!

WHATS THE OFFENCE A LITTLE SUCCULENT MUSHROOM MEAL??

kek bit of an aussie meme for yas

>>149721310
>2.5 to 0.4
pressure is high but the scoring sure isn't

>>149721302
Every game tomorrow should be good minus the Richmond-Bombers one but there's a good game on at the same time.

>>149721321
>>149721321..her stance on fundraising beanies?

what are you doing waltuh

>>149721338
Ahaha I get the reference

>>149721338
Strewth cobba, you’ve wrecked me sides.

collingwood are not making the grand final

JUH bros?????

>>149721347
why is he a victim when he gets shot at but when it happens to JUH its cause he is an off the rails druggo?
australia has a racism problem

The commentator just said crisp

>>149721338
you got the uncle reco email too, huh?

FREE KICK GOLD COAST

>>149721365
Was JUH wearing a good bloke beanie?

>>149721366
crisp

>>149721372
lol, Pies have more frees and they've not paid about four blatant frees to Suns.

fuck every cheer squad is full of insane fat people eh

>>149721364
he's never beating the allegations

CARN CARLTON SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS

>>149721389
Being fat and/or insane is a prerequisite to be in a cheer squad.

does /afl/ have boy stables like /heem/

>>149721389
>insane fat people
try as the nrl might, we have captured the american audience

>>149721372
it's the nepo baby vs the money maker, no clue who afl wants to win

>>149721389
They have worse lives than the most depressed here believe it or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKgKeC6iJYQ&t

Pies bros?

Cursed to live life a top a figurative island, cast away in mental solitude, surrounded my mere automata fulfilling their base programming with Work, Sex and Sleep. Meandering through their banal existence with no philosophy, no ethos to call their own. A cruel punishment to suffer the embarassment of calling these lowly creatures my fellows, every interaction with them, this society, this civilisation, this so called Humanity a further reminder of my complete and utter isolation, a Stranger among the the dreadfully Unstrange.

missing persons status?

>w-we're two games top ok?
>w-we are sick ok?

pies are dogshit

give them AFL and NRL and they will never revolt

CUM ON ME BOYZ

cold pies

>>149721418
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

where's the brownlow-favourite, best player in the world, best since GAJ, superstar nick daicos? what's he up to?

eeek we're getting belted and I can't get a kick! better pretend to be injured!!!

>>149721434
weak as piss

>>149721435
not the first time he has done this

>>149721434
he's injured

the pies are not on fire

Suns hot
Pies cold

>>149721434
prolapsed anus

suns are legit dangerous

fred customer here i am fucking seething collingwood are going to lose to these frauds and then be pumped up for next week as well

well congratulations, you beat collingwood's reserve team. now what's the next step in your master plan?

Daicos's butt plug has come out.

Just hope Nick daicos is ok

FORTRESS Carrara

Naicos done faking it and ready to come back on?

ahhh the dangerfield playbook of limping off with a season ending injury only to come back on as a"hero"

>>149721084
Sync the radio up to the television for better commentary.

Bit sick of hearing about this Daicos fella

>>149721518
stop talking about him then

Miller out? WTF? Would've been nice to get some info on what was going on with him rather than Daicos' bullshit.

>>149721492
Daicos to be put in the forward line and kick 8.1 (he's more accurate than Dangerfield) to announce himself as the goat.

>'rest' players
>lose

I'm a single dad raising three kids

any risk of pies scoring a goal this half lol

The pies are on water

Daicos is obviously faking an injury. His little ego can't handle actually losing. What a disgrace of a human, a real piece of shit

Suns good to watch. They are destroying these cow pies.

PIEFLOGS
I
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I've seen enough, the Pies won't be a serious threat in September

nick "marshmallow" daicos

pies kick a goal or nah?

Josh Daicos showed more heart there than Nick ever will

REMINDER: No team has lost to the suns and gone on to win the flag

>6.7 to 0.4
lol

is mcrae going to do his "we're not losers" shit now?

crows beat the suns by 60 next week
the suns will be hungover from their premiership celebrations

scumpires are revving

>>149721567
he's going to talk about how they lost because it wasn't at the mcg again kek

It's a bit jewy

rare fumble by nick daicos

I found a replacement for 4chanx if anyone needs

Fuck what a pass from nick

kek fuck off that was 15m

Daicos
Diacos
Diacos

>>149721597
why would you need a replacement

Goalless half is still on

how many futures did they give for lachie schitz again?
kek pies will be the next west coast

>>149721597
this posts glows!!!! crips glowgap pineigger

>>149721613
>crips pineigger

>>149721610
Let it go mate, no one even knows who that is

holy fuck collingwood are retarded
pass to gaynard just to watch him kick it out on the full, absolute spastics

>>149721607
chrome doesn't allow it anymore, cbf with other browsers

kek collingwood are going to do a shitney, finish first on the ladder despite falling away, make the grand final then get raped

Nick Daicos is a homosexual fraud
(The only thing about him that is true and real is his everlasting love for cock)

is this some sort of charity match?
why does collingwood have so many old cunts and shit no name players out there?

I smell good

collingwood are simply poothetic i'm afraid

Collingwood are too old. Look at them, the fatigue is setting in. It's over for Collingwood. Injuries will start destroying them and they'll fall off a cliff, losing 2 finals in a row to go out in straight sets. I look forward to Daicos tears

this is the side you blokes chucked up as the one to challenge bane?
having a laugh surely

nick just wants the brownlow votes he doesn't care about the game anymore

I wish we had a team called the sharks in the AFL

HOLY RIGAMOLI

FUCKING GREEN MAGGOTS

>>149721654
I was saying this in my head weeks ago that they will hit the age wall mid season, might not have had the guts to actually post it though.

>>149721663
should've been freo or gold coast

will hoskin-elliot achieve a positive supercoach score (currently -11)?

KICK IT THROUGH THE BIG STICKS YOU FUCKING SPASTICS

GOALLESS HALF INCOMING KEK KEK KEK

omg poor pies they have so many injuries!!!
meanwhile miller subbed out barely mentioned

Remember a few years back when Dees won 10 in a row, everyone said they were a certainty for the flag then they lost three in a row, only won six games after their bye, ended up second on the ladder then went out in straight sets in the finals?
That was wild.

Will Hoskin Elliott?

No.

>>149721682
why do they rest their decent players but then play the old shit ones
KEK and he just kicked a fucking behind as well kek kek KEK

Fucking kek.

BAHAHAHA COLLINGMAGGOTS

they are getting physically mogged by the Suns, poothetic

Has a No.1 on the ladder team ever had a goalless half? Surely this is some sort of record.

test

if collingwood could of managed to kick 4.4 instead of 0.8 it would be an interesting game. but alas, they haven't.

WHAT THE FUCK COLLINIGGERS?

>Darcy Moore taking the time to perform an acknowledgment of country for the team after that terrible half
You really have to respect him

CUM ON ME BOYZ!

goalless against gold coast! lmao, kwab.

>>149721733
lol

>>149721733
We have NO choice but to stan

Strauchnie is back lads

well on my way to 9/9 again. i seriously hope you guys didn't tip the pies tonight

>>149721755
Why?

>>149721760
We just don't know.

>>149721755
Peter Heliar is still doing that? It wasn't funny 12 years ago.

peter helliar should shoot himself

>>149721760
>>149721773
The Toyota legendary moments ads, which has a brown and black guy replacing the two other guys.

>>149721792
That would be the funniest thing he ever did.

Do you guys remember that Tassie bouncy castle incident? that was so awful

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT UMPIRE CONTACT
worse than the fucking mushroom shit

>>149721802
no

>>149721792
this but all australian media personalities

>>149721802
Horrible stuff, just recently the lady who owned the bouncy castle company wasn't held liable. Just a tragic accident.

rmemeber how they memory holed the Dreamworld rapids accident?

>>149721760
well someone’s gotta kick a fucking goal for the magpies m8

Pies will want the next one

>>149721832
this but mandated vaccs

remember how they membrey hold that player attempting suicide the night before his team played in a final?

they totally memory holed 4chan going down for like a month too

>>149721832
I still remember them getting wood chipped.

>>149721850
Whomst?

>>149721832
did some reading about it and they said the dead had injuries “incompatible with life”
pretty sure they use that phrase to say that if you find a body that looks like theirs, it’s 100% dead, which means those victims got fucking MANGLED
heard rumours one poor cunt got decapitated

thoughts on making a laugh at collingwood thread?

Xander Maguire is interviewing the big strong American NFL players

the spastic wogs/thirdies would get upset at us for making a thread despite them spamming the catalog with wogball trash

oh they found that german bitch

oh no collingwood's only 6 points clear on top of the ladder it's so over

>>149721897
let me guess broken down car?
fucking chuds and their sick rape/murder fantasies btfo

>>149721908
found sexual fulfillment and enlightenment among the Nyoongar after growing up around G*ermoid snow apes

>>149721908
chuds are the ones imagining rescuing and saving her though

>>149721904
i remember swans saying this when port beat them by 100
you dont come back from losses like this lol

be so based being a suns fan getting bored watching mogging and going to watch some cunt with a water jetpack instead

>>149721932
oh ok

maynard just flopped rofl

>>149721904
member when smellbourne were on top in 2004 and lost their last five games, went from first to fifth and the bummers knocked them out in week one?

what would be funnier, collingwood coming back to win or gc raping them even more

>Richmond VS Essendon
I literally cannot wait

>>149721980
bummers last ever finals win

>>149721972
he's a flopper and a fake tough guy

lol dinglebury

They found that German lass in the WA outback lads

This is embarrassing for the Collingwood Magpies.

>>149721983
the latter but the former will probably happen because suns are weakmind

>>149721972
read that as
>flogged rioli

okay this is getting embarrassing now

>>149721995
nah he was blocked

what happened to howe
concussion?

a webbum of maynard flopping from walter's push would be based. not me i won't do it though

>>149722020
fissured bumhole from darcy moore

>>149722020
Irritable bowel syndrome

>>149721932
>i remember swans saying this when port beat them by 100
no you don't because they had been in shit form for several weeks and their fans were totally panicking

maynard got that slug hair

>>149722005
Wouldn't mind eating Leeseo's corn pie.

>not watching
>just checked score
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

classic undisciplined pendles

matt rowell 2.1.13 d collingwood 0.9.9

Goalless game?

I've been watching the cricket
Surely Collingwood have kicked a couple of goals by now?

noble's been the best collingwood player

>>149722027
looks like a groin so you're not far wrong
>>149722053
lmao

Matt Rowell has laid 5 tackles to this point in the game. How many has Nick Daicos had?

>>149722065
kek

how embarrassing for Collingwood

Reminder the flu has ripped through the pies squad this past week. Most of them are really crook. No surprise this result.

Based Pies ploy to delete selection headaches for the rest of the year

Big game from Black Andrew. 5 touches. Must be a season high.

does tom mitchell have cancer? so sad

>>149722061
>Englel have lost more wickets in the same time than Collingworst has scored goals
Incredible

Burning question: Will collingwood ever score another goal again?

>>149722109
bumrah could've kicked one by now

This is a strategic loss for the Pies to try avoid a matchup with the Dogs in week 1 of finals.

>>149722110
No way get fucked fuck off

>>149722089
this and about half a dozen players out there who won't feature in our grand final side

>>149722110
That remains to be seen.

pendles is dogshit

>>149722118
>get btfo by bane at the mcg

Kek Naicos

HAHAHAHAHA ADVANTAGE PAID
NICE ONE NAICOS
NICE ONE
FUCKHEAD
ABSOLUTE COCK

>Naicos plays on and blows it
lol

Are you kidding me? kek

>>149721329
>>149721544
He does it every time.

>>>/wsg/5920511

IF: pies don't score a goal this game
THEN: something has gone seriously wrong at pieland

The selfish sod

KEK nick you fucking idiot

lol what they still have not scored a goal

>>149722088
meant their supporters, especially the cunts who post here

st kilda talent tim membrey will bail them out here

What is collingwoods goal here?

Ok Pies warmup is officially over

comeback on the card

Reminder Collingwood would be winning if they kicked straight.

>Gold Coast are so shit that Collingfags are still in this
LMFAO joke of a season

Reminder they're only 6 goals down

COMEBACK

>11 minutes of playtime into the 3rd to kick your first goal
Flag favourites? More like Fag favourites, am I right?

now suns realise they're only 33 points up

the pies are gaining ascendancy here

gc will north this

>>149722158
Pie wives on school holidays getting throttled

finna get this bad boy to 1000

Why is McAndrew's skin so dark?
Just silly

finna bake a newy

oh oh

>>149722171
It'll be a single digit margin at 3 quarter time.

>>149722166
Reminder cunts would be 50 points up if they kicked straight

Kek that's Nick done for the game.

He's crying on the floor

lads, bodhi just posted

pies heating up

dat mac black be whack yo

>>149722213
nice trips maggies

How can he avoid a HIA after bouncing his head off the ground?

gc will lose this KEK

it's over sunsbros........

pies are winning on expected score

pies turning it up

gonna be making so much gay porn shops of nic daicos for the discord lads

Lmfao PieCHADS only need to play a quarter and a half

>>149722227
he's a bottom

CINEMA

why can't they stop holding matt rowell? are they gay for him

Pies players should probably stop hanging onto Rowell.

new bread
>>149722257
>>149722257
>>149722257

no one:
not even keanu reeves:
umpire: free kick matt rowell

>Naicos off the ground
>Piss start plying better
huh?

shan't

>final quarter
>big dic nic inspires pies to elite comeback
>personally kicks the winning goal on a gimpy leg
>entire gaycos server offs itself live on stream

>>149722271
XD

>>149722276
Agreed, postmaxxers rise up

memebry