gold coast suns (the good guys) vs collingwood magpies (the bad guys)
fried night footy
(gold coast get fried)
just put on fresh sheets, it's NAP TIME!!!!
>autistic grass eating man
>turns out heโs just a knob
Many such cases
>>149720136 (OP)ranges should be auschwitzd
>>149720159fucking wankers
imagine all the public school chads that would have heemed them
>>149720173public school chads rise UP
Anyone else worried about that German backpacker?
theres probably 100 dustin martins out there that dont even get a shot at making it
>>149720185i dont have any sympathy for dumb tourists not knowing the land
>>149720185>pretty sheltered privileged western white girl thinks the whole world is as safe as her protective little nestmany such cases!
>>149720185is this the latest thing to replace the mushroom saga?
the script any good on this one?
>But one thing has pushed me over the edge. Last Friday night I sat with my daughters in the Membersโ Reserve at the MCG at the match between Collingwood and Carlton. It was a marvellous game, Collingwood played beautifully and won by 56 points. What could go wrong?
>Watching the footy was marred by the incredibly bright, repetitive flashing of LED advertising signs along all four levels of the Shane Warne Stand on the opposite side of the ground. These appalling signs were distracting and annoying and constantly interfered with the enjoyment of watching the game. It was reminiscent of being at a strobe-lit nightclub.
https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/going-to-the-mcg-is-now-like-being-trapped-in-a-nightclub-20250708-p5mdfn.html
>>149720202nah i think the lady who got her arm yeeted off by the lion is the next big thing
theres a bit in that with he said she said bullshit
bit to come out on that one i reckon
>>149720203>big bright massive poof flags at the footy>love this!>led board that barely changes colours>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT!!!!!
>>149720203Got so jealous of Optus they went and did this
>>149720186The thing is that there are probably so many extraordinarily talented football kids from public school backgrounds who will never get a look into into potentially going into the AFL because they weren't part of the nepotistic corrupt private school system.
>Sorry, turns out you weren't born to parents rich enough who didn't know the right people, no AFL for you.
>>149720215its the same with cricket and tennis in this country
its all a rort basically gotta pay your way up the pole and grease it as you go
dont let anyone tell you otherwise
>>149720203>look up authoryep, that's about right
Fun fact: no team has lost to the suns and gone on to win the flag
>i love how the afl is so progressive and gets involved in politics like the gay vote, pushing vaccinations and welcome to countries
>was that? WAS THAT A HECKING GAMBLING AD THAT SAID THE ODDS BEFORE THE GAME!!!!? DISGUSTING WHY CANT SPORT JUST BE SPORT
Why are the Pies playing at PFS? Is it punishment?
>>149720302annual away game iirc
I've had a terrible week and I am drinking away my problems tonight. Starting on the Shiraz, lets get messy. I plan on shitposting all night long
>>149720302humiliation ritual for the suns
and to show the people of gold coast what a full stadium looks like
>>149720314There's no chemical solution to a spiritual problem.
>>149720314starting on the red
dangerous
>>149720314had a shit week as well mate
look forward to drukposting
i cant drink as much anymore because i cant handle the hangovers mentally and think about kys myself
Tonight's kino: Nick daicos
This home and away match is actually a big deal for gold coast lmao
Germans think they own the whole world
bws delivery reduced by $2
good times
>>149720345Why would a pretty girl be by herself?
at marvel stadium lads, i am so pumped. i am a diehard wrexham fanatic and this is a lifelong dream come true
>>149720203fucking this, they need to at least take all the animation out and have static digital signage I'm surprised the players have not complained how distracting it is with the constantly moving signs when they are taking shots at goal
she wanted the big kangaroo cock
>>149720376iโm a fella sorry mate
>rob mcelhenney changed his name To Rob Mac
so soulless
Do you think Palace's bare vagina will envelop a thick veiny penis tonight?
>hsp will set me back $30 these days
Clown world.
>>149720405it's like $15, where are you getting it from?
>>149720405I'm doing my part
sick of reading about shark attacks every week now, we need to cull the sharks
>>149720405high school pussy?
>>149720360she assumes the rest of the world is as safe and comforting as her precious well-to-do german bubble in which she was raised. she's never suffered or struggled, everything has always been just fine for her, and she assumes everywhere else in the world is as comfortable and safe and trustworthy as her little bubble of luxury.
europeans in general are fucking retards
>>149720410Uberpajeets. Everywhere is such a rip off.
fuck some of you are such chuds
not everyone is a massive pussy like you that never travels anywhere
>>149720427Do you not own a car? Pick it up yourself you spastic
>>149720424they're smart but not wise
>>149720427I think it's because delivery fees have spiked so much
even taking a rideshare like didi or uber these days is a fucking scam
using cheap immigrant labour to make massive coin
>>149720424aye
they are so fucking weak willed
real spineless cunts
>>149720434Still doesnโt justify the scam price, cunt.
>>149720433hope she sees this bro
this whole news cycle feels so astroturfed
interesting that it's all women, I guess because women are the ones that pay attention to this shit
does anyone think we live in a world of fools
at the footy last night a man wearing a meme t shirt of dan goringes face was featured on the broadcast as a "crowd shot"
dan gorringe is now selling these t shirts
started calling out all the bullshit in relationships and society when I see it like an absolute autist and it's very liberating
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YlwNn7ZHCSA
>>149720136 (OP)unfortunately i have to cheer for the pies tonight
Love my gf so much that it hurts
>>149720478one of the worst things to ever exist
every 2nd zoomer poof in the draft from like 2022 on has a hyphenated last name
>>149720491this but her and she isnt my gf
>>149720438it's crazy i remember using uber and the occasional ubereats in 2015-17 and it was pretty high quality and barely cost anything, now both have shit service and is like 6x more costly
>>149720491crisp outback chad with fresh european gf
>>149720509a bit like everything in society
more costly and shit
getting food delivered is cool but id pay extra to not have jeets handle my food and id rather give back to struggling australians
>>149720498I just checked this and there is literally not one hyphenated name in the 2022 national draft.
>>149720531well i was going to say 2025 then i remembered there are already a bunch in the league so i just guessed when horne francis was drafted
anyone notice that hot girls have soulless eyes
>>149720558adversity develops the soul
annie knight
mushroom lady
would you get suspended for telling nate caddy you want to fuck his mum and you've seen her tits
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>big boy month!
Both Bec Judd and Nadia Bartel have admitted to having work done on their faces
why have most of these umpire contacts happened over the past year but they have only started talking about it in the last week
who is controlling the narrative and why?
would you get suspended for telling angus brayshaw m you want to fuck his cousinโs fiance and you've seen her fuck a whole bunch of guys
>>149720611Probably not as he has retired
95+
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who stops the contested marking machine known as nick daicos
Basedingwood finna BRUTALISE whichever worthless, irrelevant, pissant team they play tonight.
>sell out crowd
>would be more attend collingwood training
kwab
SLOPPPPINGWOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
wild how we went to war in the โ40s to stop asians from taking over our country. a few years later we just willingly let it happen.
>>149720690Who is it? Big strong Americans?
>>149720690who the fuck or what are these spastic looking mutts
>>149720699>>149720700>Laki Tasi and Jackson Powers-Johnson from the Raiders are at tonight's game
>JUH's vehicle involved in a drive-by shooting
Top keks. So much for his come back.
Might even be dumber than Willie.
>>149720699>>149720700some retards from the make a wish foundation
>>149720700People who earn more than an entire AFL team's roster per year.
>>149720713but do they get a point for having a crack?
>>149720713of content creators?
>>149720719in canadian football you do
Darcy Moore looked like a sexy girl from behind there
>>149720720Big guy on the left is going for 600 dicks up the bum in 24 hours to beat that alien girl.
>>149720707Do they know who fired at it?
the whole point at a try is to have a crack at trying to kick a goal hence it being a "try"
so even nrl gets points for missing
>>149720713that cunt in the middle cant be playing nfl surely
looks like a skinny meth addict
nick daicos would physically mog him and that says it all
IF you simp a sport that isn't played in Australia...
THEN kill yourself.
in nrl you get a point for falling over
>>149720706>Raiders>Oakland (1960-1981)>Los Angeles (1982-1994)>Oakland (1995-2019)>Las Vegas (2020-present)Holy soulless.
Can our brand stand up in finals? Can we match up against the other generals?
what does /afl/ stand for?
>>149720748Ausfailian "sports" are retarded horseshit though
>>149720778annie fans league
>>149720783I HATE your poofta plate
>>149720797The missing German backpacker
>>149720790The German lass? Lucky, she was a qtie.
>>149720783very crisp crisps
>>149720783>20250211Probably a bit mouldy by now desu
>>149720813Matt Rowell 8 plus tackles is good value
>>149720774equity and social justice
Should I be supporting Gold Coast or collingwood? What are the personalities/vibes of each team, described in two sentences
>>149720783the glue that hold a good sandwich together is a nice hearty bread nice job man enjoy that
>>149720817What are the odds for Matt Rowell umpire contact?
collingwood probably pissing their pants even being in the same state as brisbane
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>>149720817*be's betting against this*
couldn't name a single brisbane player. does jonathan brown still play for them?
>>149720838I got it when it was higher, guess lots of people jumped on.
i hate how every sandwich at cafes is on hard crusty bread
itโs week number 4 of abo round
>>149720855Check with a dentist about your gum health.
>>149720855that how they do it in france
btw i want to move to france one day
i love the EU as well
go Melbourne btw
>pies fan wearing a gold jacket
hmm not sure about the optics of this
Lads, the og voice actor of Team Rocket's James, Oak and Gary died
>>149720864ill check with your mum about my cum health lol
>>149720866Have you checked out the prices of the houses in France? Could get 10 of them and have your own portfolio for the price of ONE Australian house.
say as my in come backwards
>>149720877emoc ni ym sa yas
aura
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Nick Daicos and Bailey Smith are the only current players with any aura
>>149720875The dweeb who was stealing screen time from Jessie.
>>149720890Stay away from him nick
>>149720890nick probably has no idea who he was and thought to himself that this drunk guy wanting to take a photo is being annoying
>>149720890Those are some interesting pupils.
Imagine I am a 6โ3 350 pound Polynesian guy who drives an early 2000s V8, what team do I support
Hope bailey smith gets fat when he retires
Huddo at the ground
I repeat
Huddo is actually at the ground calling, not at the studio in melbourne
>>149720897Now this is the content I come to alf for
>>149720912blockbuster status confirmed
based lethal fox footy debut
channel 7 plebs seething
Do you guys like people first stadium?
the only red in the crowd is the empty seats kek
Why do they build two footy ovals right next to each other?
>>149720948training ground innit
learn to handball black boy
nick needs better service than that
>>149720890these two could bring back aids
ive seen enough these two teams wont do shit in 2025
>>149720959All that and still can't kick a footy or take a mark
DROPPED THE ABLETT-MAXWELL
i've seen enough, this game is rigged
you can tell already that collingwood will win this
I haven't seen enough yet
>>149720933>lost huddo>lost lethal>lost matt hill>lost burgoynethe bleeding must continue
hope the next one is bennett
Iโd like to report 23 missing persons and pre-emptively report the *redacted* of *redacted*
Reminder that Mac Andrew has the biggest contract in the afl
Pies get so much help from the umps. It's sickening.
>>149720933>debutHe already did a Lions game this year. Might have been the Q-Clash or the Easter Sunday game. Forget which one.
>>149721009you were saying?
the only thing that's lethal is my farts
>>149720993oh, forgot the real big one
>lost sandy robertsinb4 commetti, he went back to 7 in '07
>but commetti went to 9he also comm'd some sunday perth games on fox as part of the tv deal back then
Eating cream pie off of Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet
>>149721021fact check: true
knew he'd done at least one game prior to this one
wonder how much coin he's on considering how little he does for Fox
suns are being helped by the umps here
the dark haired ump is pretty bad
>>149721034(USER SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Daicos is a shit kick and a faggot to boot
>>149721056yeah crowding some kids anus at the urinal
That was either play on or 50.
>>149721040He doesn't need the money. I think he's just happy to do it every now and again and Fox obviously happy to be able to say they've got Lethal. He does On the Couch a few times too and he's still got great insight. Wish he was on every week but he obviously can't be bothered travelling down from Brisbane every week.
>>149721058Both of these remarks are completely false.
>>149720933fox is unironically where washed up 7 commentators go when theyve expired or the kinda shitty ones who just arent right fox gives em a go
where can I watch victory v Wrexham?
what is the typical refball penalty in this sport if you want to fuck over the other team in the most blatant and disrespectful way possible
Does this sport also have weird lame and extremely convenient rules about what can and cannot be reviewed by camera?
Seven has better graphics and generally has better commentators (unless JB is on)
Fox has no ads
rare mistake by nick daicos
if natural disasters were as rare as nick daicos's rare mistakes we'd all be in a lot of trouble
Missing German backpacker Carolina Wilga has been found alive nearly two weeks after she was last heard from in Western Australiaโs remote outback.
>>149721074Would make sense if everyone on Fox's coverage wasn't so much better than 7 other than Hodge and Riewoldt, the latter of which lost his spot at Fox after taking a year off.
>>149721084>Seven has better graphics and generally has better commentatorsgood one
who is the current all australian key defender?
now that 4chan x got shoah'd on chrome, any obvious tweaks for using it on firefox? its' doing my head in
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>>149721040>based lethal fox footy debut>knew he'd done at least one game prior to this one
would have been a shame if she'd been lost to the bush
>>149721100get tampermonkey on the chrome store, 4chan x still works with that one, though your settings will reset
nice reading comprehension fuckhead
I just realized theres a method to my madness
This match is rigged as fuck.
>>149721105>lost to the bushmeant 100,000 iraqi civilians btw
lions would have 7 goals on the pies by now
>>149721093BT Richo and Brayshaw are elite
room temp kingy and the rest of the retards who talk like they have cte on fox are absolutely dire. kath is the only saving grace and even shes ugly as fuck
>>149721099There isn't any outright leader imo. It's more up in the air than it's ever been at this stage of the year.
Payne was in exceptional form but now he's going to miss half the year. Taylor is awesome whenever he plays but probably won't play enough games to be eligible. Moore's been good and in solid form so probably leading back not by much. Andrews has been good but had a few meh weeks. Wilkie's had some very good games but also been smashed a few times.
Probably Moore and maybe Andrews too if they go with two keys.
>>149721122Dwayne is good, Montagna is good, Huddo and Whateley are good most of the time
>>149721083kicking in danger or 50m for "demonstrative" behavior
>>149721122>BT Richo and Brayshaw are eliteBrayshaw is utter dogshit. BT's alright but gets annoying and it's shocking how few players' names he knows or can even recognise on field. He's also got very limited knowledge so it's best when he just sticks to commentating the action because his talking points are just wrong more often than not. Agreed that Richo is good. I forgot about him.
>>149721133>Montagna is goodTHANK YOU
ppl give him shit when he's lead caller but i reckon he's as good as any other ex-player-turned-caller
Always hold my breath when walking past men or ugly women.
was thinking of ordering some tim tams and redditors are saying the formula's been ruined
>>149721130yeah that's why i was asking, can't really think of a standout
wonder how much rayban has spent shilling their gay little glasses to me alone
I was a lot chaddy today and I noticed like 100 cute guys and barely noticed any attractive women. why is the ratio so off?
>>149721151sounds like a jockey
do the pies know you need to kick goals in footy?
why are the suns treating this like it's a grand final
umps riding collingwood dick hard
>>149721185this is a repost
Watching this game makes me realise how important of a skill handballing is. So many players handball too hard and too low
>>149721163kek i thought i was the only one who did that
rare turnover by nick daicos
>>149721174is it a big dildo stick?
>>149721196he was high on his own farts again after beating carlton KEK
>>149721192the kicking the ball away after the free no fiddy and the deliberate out of bounds not paid is giga umpball
The suns are giving it their all but are only 12 points up
>>149721211And both of gold coasts goals coming from soft frees and the overturned elliott goal
>>149721223>overturnedyou make it sound like it was a mistake
do pispergs really claim touched balls as goals?
>>149721213Better than giving it your all and being 12 points down like Collingwood.
switching over to the cricket for the break then switching back to the footy
>>149721232It was overturned without conclusive evidence you dumb fucking worthless retard.
>>149721249collingwood aren't even trying yet
this cant be the best side in the afl it just cant
absolute dud names like markov and cox in the side their must either be some elite rigging or a soft fixture
so many fat fucks in this country that are getting a free pass
>>149721257>without conclusive evidence?
Sammy was right. Footy is fucking shit these days. Total slop.
sidebottom looks shithouse out there
>>149721279when you are used to systemic rigging
anything that doesnt go their way is taken as a slight kek
>Only good game this week in the dead early Saturday timeslot
Another asterix season, how many is that in a row now, 15?
>>149721288king of the incels
for an allegedly 'elite' matchup, this sure is some absolute dogshit football
Can't imagine why anyone would try murder someone wearing a big freeze beanie.
>>149721174Reckon those nails would make anal play uncomfortable
>>149721257Erin Patterson convicted of murder without conclusive evidence
>>149721278Free pass for what?
This game is more limp than my toilet bowl after I take yet another IBS diarrhoea.
>daicos having a shocker
>quick! roll out the fake injury story as damage control!
WHATS THE OFFENCE A LITTLE SUCCULENT MUSHROOM MEAL??
kek bit of an aussie meme for yas
>>149721310>2.5 to 0.4pressure is high but the scoring sure isn't
>>149721302Every game tomorrow should be good minus the Richmond-Bombers one but there's a good game on at the same time.
>>149721321>>149721321..her stance on fundraising beanies?
what are you doing waltuh
>>149721338Ahaha I get the reference
>>149721338Strewth cobba, youโve wrecked me sides.
collingwood are not making the grand final
>>149721347why is he a victim when he gets shot at but when it happens to JUH its cause he is an off the rails druggo?
australia has a racism problem
The commentator just said crisp
>>149721338you got the uncle reco email too, huh?
>>149721365Was JUH wearing a good bloke beanie?
>>149721372lol, Pies have more frees and they've not paid about four blatant frees to Suns.
fuck every cheer squad is full of insane fat people eh
>>149721364he's never beating the allegations
CARN CARLTON SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS
>>149721389Being fat and/or insane is a prerequisite to be in a cheer squad.
does /afl/ have boy stables like /heem/
>>149721389>insane fat peopletry as the nrl might, we have captured the american audience
>>149721372it's the nepo baby vs the money maker, no clue who afl wants to win
>>149721389They have worse lives than the most depressed here believe it or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKgKeC6iJYQ&t
Cursed to live life a top a figurative island, cast away in mental solitude, surrounded my mere automata fulfilling their base programming with Work, Sex and Sleep. Meandering through their banal existence with no philosophy, no ethos to call their own. A cruel punishment to suffer the embarassment of calling these lowly creatures my fellows, every interaction with them, this society, this civilisation, this so called Humanity a further reminder of my complete and utter isolation, a Stranger among the the dreadfully Unstrange.
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>w-we're two games top ok?
>w-we are sick ok?
give them AFL and NRL and they will never revolt
>>149721418NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
where's the brownlow-favourite, best player in the world, best since GAJ, superstar nick daicos? what's he up to?
eeek we're getting belted and I can't get a kick! better pretend to be injured!!!
>>149721435not the first time he has done this
>>149721434prolapsed anus
fred customer here i am fucking seething collingwood are going to lose to these frauds and then be pumped up for next week as well
well congratulations, you beat collingwood's reserve team. now what's the next step in your master plan?
>all the spastic pie cunts that blew their cenno on a gold coast "holiday" for this
Daicos's butt plug has come out.
Just hope Nick daicos is ok
Naicos done faking it and ready to come back on?
>b-b-but nick daicos is hard as nails I saw him take "contested" marks we totally didn't pay champion data to record!!
>it's a commentators spend the entire game talking about daicos' fake injury match
ahhh the dangerfield playbook of limping off with a season ending injury only to come back on as a"hero"
>>149721084Sync the radio up to the television for better commentary.
Bit sick of hearing about this Daicos fella
>>149721518stop talking about him then
Miller out? WTF? Would've been nice to get some info on what was going on with him rather than Daicos' bullshit.
>>149721492Daicos to be put in the forward line and kick 8.1 (he's more accurate than Dangerfield) to announce himself as the goat.
I'm a single dad raising three kids
any risk of pies scoring a goal this half lol
Daicos is obviously faking an injury. His little ego can't handle actually losing. What a disgrace of a human, a real piece of shit
Suns good to watch. They are destroying these cow pies.
I've seen enough, the Pies won't be a serious threat in September
nick "marshmallow" daicos
Josh Daicos showed more heart there than Nick ever will
REMINDER: No team has lost to the suns and gone on to win the flag
is mcrae going to do his "we're not losers" shit now?
crows beat the suns by 60 next week
the suns will be hungover from their premiership celebrations
>>149721567he's going to talk about how they lost because it wasn't at the mcg again kek
rare fumble by nick daicos
I found a replacement for 4chanx if anyone needs
Fuck what a pass from nick
kek fuck off that was 15m
>>149721597why would you need a replacement
Goalless half is still on
how many futures did they give for lachie schitz again?
kek pies will be the next west coast
>>149721597this posts glows!!!! crips glowgap pineigger
>>149721613>crips pineigger
>>149721610Let it go mate, no one even knows who that is
holy fuck collingwood are retarded
pass to gaynard just to watch him kick it out on the full, absolute spastics
>>149721607chrome doesn't allow it anymore, cbf with other browsers
kek collingwood are going to do a shitney, finish first on the ladder despite falling away, make the grand final then get raped
Nick Daicos is a homosexual fraud
(The only thing about him that is true and real is his everlasting love for cock)
is this some sort of charity match?
why does collingwood have so many old cunts and shit no name players out there?
collingwood are simply poothetic i'm afraid
Collingwood are too old. Look at them, the fatigue is setting in. It's over for Collingwood. Injuries will start destroying them and they'll fall off a cliff, losing 2 finals in a row to go out in straight sets. I look forward to Daicos tears
this is the side you blokes chucked up as the one to challenge bane?
having a laugh surely
nick just wants the brownlow votes he doesn't care about the game anymore
I wish we had a team called the sharks in the AFL
>>149721654I was saying this in my head weeks ago that they will hit the age wall mid season, might not have had the guts to actually post it though.
>>149721663should've been freo or gold coast
will hoskin-elliot achieve a positive supercoach score (currently -11)?
KICK IT THROUGH THE BIG STICKS YOU FUCKING SPASTICS
GOALLESS HALF INCOMING KEK KEK KEK
omg poor pies they have so many injuries!!!
meanwhile miller subbed out barely mentioned
Remember a few years back when Dees won 10 in a row, everyone said they were a certainty for the flag then they lost three in a row, only won six games after their bye, ended up second on the ladder then went out in straight sets in the finals?
That was wild.
>>149721682why do they rest their decent players but then play the old shit ones
KEK and he just kicked a fucking behind as well kek kek KEK
they are getting physically mogged by the Suns, poothetic
Has a No.1 on the ladder team ever had a goalless half? Surely this is some sort of record.
if collingwood could of managed to kick 4.4 instead of 0.8 it would be an interesting game. but alas, they haven't.
WHAT THE FUCK COLLINIGGERS?
>Darcy Moore taking the time to perform an acknowledgment of country for the team after that terrible half
You really have to respect him
goalless against gold coast! lmao, kwab.
>>149721733We have NO choice but to stan
well on my way to 9/9 again. i seriously hope you guys didn't tip the pies tonight
>>149721760We just don't know.
>>149721755Peter Heliar is still doing that? It wasn't funny 12 years ago.
peter helliar should shoot himself
>>149721760>>149721773The Toyota legendary moments ads, which has a brown and black guy replacing the two other guys.
>>149721792That would be the funniest thing he ever did.
Do you guys remember that Tassie bouncy castle incident? that was so awful
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT UMPIRE CONTACT
worse than the fucking mushroom shit
>>149721792this but all australian media personalities
>>149721802Horrible stuff, just recently the lady who owned the bouncy castle company wasn't held liable. Just a tragic accident.
rmemeber how they memory holed the Dreamworld rapids accident?
>>149721760well someoneโs gotta kick a fucking goal for the magpies m8
Pies will want the next one
>>149721832this but mandated vaccs
remember how they membrey hold that player attempting suicide the night before his team played in a final?
they totally memory holed 4chan going down for like a month too
>>149721832I still remember them getting wood chipped.
>>149721832did some reading about it and they said the dead had injuries โincompatible with lifeโ
pretty sure they use that phrase to say that if you find a body that looks like theirs, itโs 100% dead, which means those victims got fucking MANGLED
heard rumours one poor cunt got decapitated
thoughts on making a laugh at collingwood thread?
Xander Maguire is interviewing the big strong American NFL players
https://youtu.be/iabM_Xl-VQ0
the spastic wogs/thirdies would get upset at us for making a thread despite them spamming the catalog with wogball trash
oh they found that german bitch
oh no collingwood's only 6 points clear on top of the ladder it's so over
>>149721897let me guess broken down car?
fucking chuds and their sick rape/murder fantasies btfo
>>149721908found sexual fulfillment and enlightenment among the Nyoongar after growing up around G*ermoid snow apes
>>149721908chuds are the ones imagining rescuing and saving her though
>>149721904i remember swans saying this when port beat them by 100
you dont come back from losses like this lol
be so based being a suns fan getting bored watching mogging and going to watch some cunt with a water jetpack instead
maynard just flopped rofl
>>149721904member when smellbourne were on top in 2004 and lost their last five games, went from first to fifth and the bummers knocked them out in week one?
what would be funnier, collingwood coming back to win or gc raping them even more
>Richmond VS Essendon
I literally cannot wait
>>149721980bummers last ever finals win
>>149721972he's a flopper and a fake tough guy
They found that German lass in the WA outback lads
This is embarrassing for the Collingwood Magpies.
>>149721983the latter but the former will probably happen because suns are weakmind
>>149721972read that as
>flogged rioli
okay this is getting embarrassing now
>>149721995nah he was blocked
what happened to howe
concussion?
a webbum of maynard flopping from walter's push would be based. not me i won't do it though
>>149722020fissured bumhole from darcy moore
>>149722020Irritable bowel syndrome
>>149721932>i remember swans saying this when port beat them by 100no you don't because they had been in shit form for several weeks and their fans were totally panicking
maynard got that slug hair
>>149722005Wouldn't mind eating Leeseo's corn pie.
>not watching
>just checked score
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
classic undisciplined pendles
matt rowell 2.1.13 d collingwood 0.9.9
I've been watching the cricket
Surely Collingwood have kicked a couple of goals by now?
noble's been the best collingwood player
>>149722027looks like a groin so you're not far wrong
>>149722053lmao
Matt Rowell has laid 5 tackles to this point in the game. How many has Nick Daicos had?
how embarrassing for Collingwood
Reminder the flu has ripped through the pies squad this past week. Most of them are really crook. No surprise this result.
Based Pies ploy to delete selection headaches for the rest of the year
Big game from Black Andrew. 5 touches. Must be a season high.
does tom mitchell have cancer? so sad
>>149722061>Englel have lost more wickets in the same time than Collingworst has scored goalsIncredible
Burning question: Will collingwood ever score another goal again?
>>149722109bumrah could've kicked one by now
This is a strategic loss for the Pies to try avoid a matchup with the Dogs in week 1 of finals.
>>149722110No way get fucked fuck off
>>149722089this and about half a dozen players out there who won't feature in our grand final side
>>149722110That remains to be seen.
>>149722118>get btfo by bane at the mcg
HAHAHAHAHA ADVANTAGE PAID
NICE ONE NAICOS
NICE ONE
FUCKHEAD
ABSOLUTE COCK
>Naicos plays on and blows it
lol
>>149721329>>149721544He does it every time.
>>>/wsg/5920511
IF: pies don't score a goal this game
THEN: something has gone seriously wrong at pieland
KEK nick you fucking idiot
lol what they still have not scored a goal
>>149722088meant their supporters, especially the cunts who post here
st kilda talent tim membrey will bail them out here
What is collingwoods goal here?
Ok Pies warmup is officially over
Reminder Collingwood would be winning if they kicked straight.
>Gold Coast are so shit that Collingfags are still in this
LMFAO joke of a season
Reminder they're only 6 goals down
>11 minutes of playtime into the 3rd to kick your first goal
Flag favourites? More like Fag favourites, am I right?
now suns realise they're only 33 points up
the pies are gaining ascendancy here
>>149722158Pie wives on school holidays getting throttled
finna get this bad boy to 1000
Why is McAndrew's skin so dark?
Just silly
>>149722171It'll be a single digit margin at 3 quarter time.
>>149722166Reminder cunts would be 50 points up if they kicked straight
Kek that's Nick done for the game.
dat mac black be whack yo
>>149722213nice trips maggies
How can he avoid a HIA after bouncing his head off the ground?
it's over sunsbros........
pies are winning on expected score
gonna be making so much gay porn shops of nic daicos for the discord lads
Lmfao PieCHADS only need to play a quarter and a half
why can't they stop holding matt rowell? are they gay for him
Pies players should probably stop hanging onto Rowell.
no one:
not even keanu reeves:
umpire: free kick matt rowell
>Naicos off the ground
>Piss start plying better
huh?
>final quarter
>big dic nic inspires pies to elite comeback
>personally kicks the winning goal on a gimpy leg
>entire gaycos server offs itself live on stream
>>149722276Agreed, postmaxxers rise up