Thread 149720614

Heemvious: >>149715667

dogshit thread

>>149720618
You're fucking ugly and physically out of shape I would heem the daylights out of you fast

>>149720622
Monitor on Xadame Drew.

>>149720629
I would heem you fast too bitch nigga

Fazza I have to fight in UFC, I need payment from Irish real American gangster dana white. I need ring girls, I need gambling advertisements, alcohol advertisements, violence. Fazza can you hear meee

Blanchfield gf Fight Week. The hype is real.

Gooby is absolutely gadooshed on the colombian marching powder. He is jumping out his skin. Can't stay still for a second

https://youtu.be/31F3tyKu3-U?si=CF1xubeszd7SzM_9&t=220

*stares at reflection*

Hey who the fucks this punk eyeballing me, bet I'd slump his bitch ass round 1 bareknuckles what's up

>>149720654
McGregor handled those weigh ins better than Dana ever could, Im genuinely impressed by BKFC I'm excited to watch them grow.

Bounce on down to club your cappybara mate wassup? Find out

I HATE HELWANIS

Is that question there for me to answer that?

That one there?!

>>149720716
aww look how excited he is for BKFC! that's pure natural adrenaline!

>open heem
>there's no heems
let me fix that

Frero, Rohff, Seth Gueko and Kamelancien are fucking my wife as we speak, Frero

>>149720752
I can't pretend to understand 60% of your merde but you've evolved as a poster ahmed hh

*cashes in the free nonsense*

We cannot kill them and use their skin as masks and/or suits.

>>149720781
You can see she's an incredible heem bet she can kegel the mengjuice out through grip alone

>>149720762
Frero, Rohff, Kamelancien, and Seth Gueko are rappers who fuck my wife, Frero

Fighting man to man and no weapons in a cage ?
Nan Frero i rather shoot starving malians in the desert with my top notch HK416 for the interests of ZOG frero you know this

>>149720789
>>149720807
Don't stop on my account I'm enjoying the new gimmick

Hang on a minute *fact checks* Tim Kennedy never earned a bronze star for valor!!

OHHHHHHHHHHH HE SLEPT HIM

Poatan fumbled the pawg milf and is back changing tires and submitting to freemason humiliation rituals

Fighting for the title ?
I rather do acting frero

>>149720870
Which begs the question just how bad IS Jiri Projazja?

>>149720883
he's goated with the sauce

Insiders from the athletic commission confirmed Jiri did poop and piss himself when Poaton knocked him out. Only nobody could tell because he always smells like ass and walks like a dumbass retard who crapped hisself

Jiri tanked that

>>149720911
Jiri tanked his shorts when his chin got shattered & dirtnapped by Alex Pereira

Pereira is the most protected project champion of all time and Ank subs him in a rematch

Ian Garryesque

Fighters I'd love to see get severe neurological issues later into their life due to repeated head trauma:

>Michael Chandler
>Jiri Poophachka
>Chandler

>>149720937
Ank will tko him

with my wife after she got fucked by rappers, frero

>>149720968
No lips on that bitch eh?

Jiri gets the belt from Ank

BSD got a no lips having bitch, very very bad

>>149721006
Big ANK bends Jiri over his knee and whoops him with a belt, maybe

>>149720614 (OP)
ufc is done

>>149721020
Dogshit post

>>149720975
>>149721007
What do you mean frero, she is very hot, you can fuck her if you want, frero, here she is with the dog she fucks, YJK frero

Mes ancestres frero...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seljuk_Empire

No doubt in my mind.

Fuck it I'm signing for ONE

>>149721071
A kid from the school I went to got permaheemed from someone doing this once

Ian Garry went toe to toe with the boogy man of the division, choked him so hard he turned into a Chinese elon musk, and then went home and made love to his beautiful wife. The kid's a superstar!

>>149721128
imagine blindly sitting. I always hooked the chair leg with my leg.
it's protect yourself at all times

>>149721145
>choked him so hard he turned into a Chinese elon musk, and then went home and made love to his beautiful wife

Yea i bet he did make love to Ian garrys wife, while Ian garry watched

>>149720743
got some city miles on him

>>149721159
Just like Gengis khan hehe
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jochi

This is how I look walking to the bossman shop at 2am absolutely zooted

>>149721128
>t. teacher
no one believes you, just like no one believed you about that one kid who leant back on his chair and split his head open on the coat hook on the wall. me and my boys will continue the chair based tomfoolery

>>149721558
Wait a lad at your school died from chair rocking too? It must be one of the most dangerous activities going

Minge means nothing to me anymore

Kyllästyttiin pilluun

>>149721662
Mi cocky tan up yuh nuh si?

>>149721777
Rum and coke with a lime slice please Tobes

>>149721158
>be 8 years old little shit
>be friends with a class clown
>anon watch me
>puts a pen down on chair while someone's about to sit on it
>doesn't let it go so it doesn't fall over
>the poor lad sits on if full force
>mfw

my work shoes smell

>>149721837
Georgian bamhole antics, what's new b?

>>149721837
I hope he fucked you up

>>149721881
Buy new ones with your well earned wages

Supposedly EPO is hard as fuck to catch

>>149722038
Especially when it's spiked into a delicious cocktail

Victor Belfort.

>>149721976
It hurt so badly that he didn't even fuck up the guy that did it. how would he go for me specifically.

Good morning I love fishing

>>149722103
these dudes were ranked 9 and 12 in hecking 2018
the legendary light heavyweight division

>>149722188
How does fish that you caught taste compared to what you can buy at the store?

>>149722226
nah, it was actually middlewight. even worse

Yeah I been sneaking out to Sneed Island under cover of night and feeding his largemouth bass

>>149722268
I dunno I don't eat bass but I'll tell you fresh caught bluegill and catfish fillets battered and pan fried with rice and veggies is one of the best meals you could ever eat on planet earth.

>>149722188
faggot basedjack fish

>>149721558
>>149721128
https://www.news24.com/girl-dies-after-classmate-pulls-chair-from-under-her-20150429

>>149722103
Goddard is such a performative ass just be normal

>>149721837
A pen in the bung is almost a worse fate than a permaheem desu

Show yer woif nigga, show your cousin nigga

>>149721837
That's nothing, I read a book where they put a thumb tack on their teacher's chair and I did one day and never heard about it, but they had to have sat on it I think

One time in high-school my business teacher was showing our mid term report card spreadsheet on the smart board while we stood around waiting for the bell to ring and I realized I could control his laptop with the smart board so I clicked my grade opened an on screen keyboard and changed my grade from 92% to 93% and closed it back. The grade went through an A, teacher never found out and I became somewhat of a fucking legend.

One time Jr year I was hanging out with my buddy and convinced him to steal a kayak from the kayak rental tent at night. Cop car pulls up beside us as we walk this thing downtown to the beach and I told him I was gonna do some night fishing and my dad owned the rental business down the street. My buddy to his credit totally sold the lie by not acting nervous or saying anything at all.

Post walkouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWE0vdJeNbU

>>149722872
Share a cool story from your school days

Not a real sport anymore sadly.

>>149722883
Sam Alvey dated my sister.

>>149722893
Boxing? Never was Im afraid.

>>149722898
Probably the best fighter to ever have get with your sister all things considered.

>>149722918
We're all proud of her

>>149722873
finally, a good post

I was accused of selling drugs in my school but got away scot free by wearing clothes with holes in them and pretending I just use

>>149722934
It feels good to know one day you'll get older and your libido will drop enough for you to overcome your very obvious porn addiction. We are ALL gonna make it brother.

>>149722955
Mate I'm 40 and hooked on minge

>>149722712
hey that's a classic. was pretty common thing to do to the most annoying teachers.

>I'm 40
Lol, fucking boomer (I'm 36)

One more sleep til Tallison

lmao old man

they need to make the ilia vs paddy fight NOW. this dude is not getting past an actual top contender. it's now or never

Real men round up

>>149723048
Faddy might just die in that fight.

would you jizz in a chechen girl?

>>149723062
I honestly genuinely believe Paddy submits Ilia, did you see their face-off he towers over the little dingdong of a thing

>>149723062
scousers dont get knocked out la'

>>149723088
Factual post, they don't they really don't

>>149723071
I'm not wearing a condom that's for sure.

>>149723097
The Dom/TJ era was pretty nice.

>>149723071
I don't do it in any girl b unless we're talmbout mouths or aspinholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVbeCxrK348 TRVKE DROPPED GET COVER

>>149723106
you're attacking my family

>>149723152
I didn't find this funny the first ten times it was posted but now when I see it it still isn't funny but it's familiar so I enjoy it. Kind of like a rerun of Frasier but from the later seasons.

>>149722936
Stop ducking Natalia

>>149723222
It's what lil chaddy would have wanted.

Grasso's cumrags are gonna fight?

too small la

>>149723231
Oh yeah? How about posting something you do find funny for reference?

>>149723269
>you ever hear of rose namajunas?

>>149723303
He coach was a psychopath and a hebefie

>>149723236
THE 30 year old prospect Natalia Silva? Beast of a matchup for Shevy, an absolute peach for sure.

>>149723476
And we like big tits

>>149723517
I swear there is one dentist in the UK

muh lungs was hot

>>149723556
Darren Stewart was there only dentist, and Darren Till killen him.

>>149723579
Dricus is the lineal dentist of the Uk since he killed till

>>149723556
We all go to Turkey to get them done £25,000 procedure for 5gs over there. Plus banging kebabs and hairy women

>>149723579
Till somehow even got fraud checked on misfits meme boxing

JDM is actually the lineal UK dentist.

You guys remember covid?

>>149723798
I loved covid

>>149723798
yeah when tony got flushed and dc retired in the apex

the lavon affair

>>149723862
Sounds zesty.

so john jones is still down there huh

Help...help me please this Schaub looks like yoghurt and it just. Keeps. Schaubsploding.

Update: The state sent their trapper out and they've placed this alligator bait to catch them

I asked and looks like he will be able to harvest the hide to process into a satchel or backpack.

>>149723082
Wow just like Charles CHILLS!!

>>149723934
Literally nobody thought Olivera was gonna beat Ilia

>>149723853
>when tony got flushed
Remind me who did this to him...

>>149723994
Wow

>>149724106
King Green

Post special moves

Why did Palantir clone Bobby Green? Has anyone looked into McKenzie Dern's connections to Thiel?

>>149724237
Dricus vs O'Malley

>>149724237
debuff

>>149724321
fedor encountered this move many times in pride

>>149724365
Whatever do you mean?

>>149724309
What a crafty vet move.

>>149724393
it makes fedor proud when someone tries that move I think that what he means sorry english is not my first language

>>149724430
That makes sense I will accept this as the answer.

>>149724321
lmao what was Chael even doing here, Shammy moment

the move has been encountered numerous times in a prideful manner

A north Korean would laugh at this

>>149724462
I laugh at you every day and I'm not even south korean.

Back for 5 minutes, then condemned again by a sass-master

Every time

Sup Tobes

>>149724462
very disrespectful!

>>149724511
Thanks man :)

They call me Master Sass, the Sass King. Boss Sassius

The English saddo was doing his *whipcrack* to some innocent, unsuspecting, and oblivious Brit a few days ago, it was so funny, I was giggling haha

It's so cringe regardless

>>149724533
what Colby seen moments before getting slapped around for not doing the dishes

porriers search for a new home led them straight to the swamplands of lousiana wherest they settled.

On my break I discovered a new martialart called erotraverse. It was truly go smacking, and my gob is hard to be smacked

https://www.instagram.com/erotraverse/?hl=en

>>149724590
It's well established that Jon would just give Colby head and toss his salad. Colby never did gay shit.

>>149724629
So did you boy actually die from falling back off his chair, from the juvenile lingo it really wasn't clear

>>149724713
*The

>>149724724
The insur three both with off that when they're event bugs

By how many points does the average IQ of the thread drop by when Slave Toby starts posting?

It's Friday night gidyuppp.

Nobody is talking to me though, weird. I think everyone's mad because they feel abandoned again. It wasn't my choice. What plans have you all got for later?

I literally said hello and you didn't answer you ungrateful prick

>>149724613
>>149724788

Clozapozzedpiglet already begging for a suckling and spunking from he BBC dick daddy!

>>149724806
Nice find TT

>No ONE Friday Fights today
Baht bros...

Uh oh the peer pressure is building, how will he deals dis

Find out net time on /sp/

>>149724337
Holy fuck hes Bryan Fury? Knee taunt cancels???

>>149724853
I know right, as you get older it's not the hard core stuff that does it for you, wam bam thank you man. It's the sultry, naughty and intriguing

>>149724858
there's a card tonight but it's not great

Jolie Phwoarier

>>149724858
I have bad news b they're trying to scare away investors from ONE again and I'm not sure Chatri will pull it off

we're watching the women's boxing match today and you like it

>>149724895
Alright Ill give it up for this one

>>149724895
Heeminder Jolie and Olivi will be lactating at the same time

>>149724889
It's thank you ma'am as in marm/madame

With mma being dead, what other sports does /heem/ watch?

>>149724890
Just looked at the card and found pic related

>>149724858
We don't watch that crap here, also check out my drawing

>>149724961
I meant what I Said thank you very mich.

She looks like Wanderlei in a dress -Dana White on Cyborg

>>149724997
I've drawn a conclusion that you're a tight little twink mmm

>>149724961
That was a typo, do you think I'm an idiot. You cunt. Am I having sex with men?

>>149724973
Fear Factor reruns

>>149725069
Rip posting this haha

BO BO NIGGER

I get banned a lot less ever since 4chan got it's booty gaped a few months ago, I think it scared off some of the gayer jannies that would ban for any post that caused them dilation pains

>>149725074
Truth, how could you tell?

>>149725148
Talented enough to not be a woman but inserting a woman because it's your internal image.

>>149725096
I wish they rebooted American Gladiators but with 600 lb fat fucks as the gladiators and contestants it would be mega dimes

>>149724997
>>149725148
What the fuck does this have to do with mma

>>149725137
On the immediate reboot things were kinda hairy but it's calmed down now

During 4chans temporary heem there was a /sp/-/heem/ thread posted on crystal cafe and there was a /sp/ post on a different altchan too. 4chan may be temporary, but heems are forever

>>149725266
I don't know what those are. If /weem/ dies so so I.

Have they already banned him again

>>149724997
>>149725148
Wow

>>149721837
At the end of the schoolyear we used to bombard other classrooms from open windows/doors with this kind of herb that smelled worse than a brazza gym after training

>>149725148
its ok.

>>149725290
Weem sleem zeem stfu

>>149724237
Bryczek threw that left hook like he was in a UFC EA game.

>>149725290
crystal cafe is like 4chan but for women

>>149724997
not bad, good tones
>>149725148
perspective is slightly off and proportions are too
>t. sold art for thousands of dollars

Can't get the stink off, he's been hanging round for days

>>149725266
when they did that little april fools thing where they shut down the forums I kept laughing cause I'd see /heem/ and /pw/ posts on boards where no one had any clue what the fuck was going on

LFA card on tonight

>>149723798
Loved it. My business was considered "essential", so we got to open. Made shit load of money, got to save a ton of it because I couldn't really go out. Zero fucking traffic.
Best time of my life, really.

>>149725266
/heem/ transcends 4chan

Transneed?

>GET OUTTA THERE JACKED
me to the taiwanese after looking at the crackhouse pics

Ben looks way better now then he used to. Am I retarded or is everyone just not seeing it.

>>149725472
We don't watch that crap here

>>149725479
I was waging at the time and eventually we all just said fuck wearing the mask and no one questioned it. I live in the south so most people from the get go were like this is bullshit. I never got vaccinated or anything and it was never forced on us because if they tried that well now you've got no employees that matter. Remember some people having to get fucking vaccine cards or vaccine badges and shit? What a fucked up time to be alive

>>149725591
My local boozer was beating up mask wearers at the peak or covid. True heemers

>>149725556
you WILL watch that crap here

How is Islam top 5 on anyone’s goat list when he only has literally 2 good wins?

>>149725553
Yeah he looks unironically healthy

>>149725591
I wore respirators in my job, so I'm masked up most of the time anyways, so it's no biggie for me.
But yeah, if I have an office job and they made me mask up, it would suck.

>scousers don't get knocked out!
>they get knocked up!

>>149720614 (OP)
>Claims his family got kicked out of 3 different countries
>Never actually said why
>Settled in Canada
You need to explain why you accepted the Helwanis, Leafs.

>>149725591
You probably killed someone by being so cavalier about it

>>149725624
islam doesn't have better wins for the same reason ilia doesn't

protect your neck
come see what's next

Can someone here put imbred into that GFL signed fighter poster

UFC sensation Liana Jojua probably has a really cute little clitoris

>>149725734
>>149725735
we both thought about gfl at the same time

>>149725684
I wish it had been you

jon jones has 4 bullshit title defenses
islam only has 3 bullshit title defenses
levels

>>149725304
Talking about me? I was getting ready, on the train now

we cannot follow them

>>149725816
Who?

He CANNOT follow them (fat blob)

I'm actually impressed with Gustafson, praying that he'll beat everyone on the way up but he doesn't play the pitter patter game so not sure, he's too old school. But those are the guys we need back. Found out he's a functional stretch savant toom he even does flipping heavy zercher squats

A real Scandinavian man

let's go right now

>>149725751
I wore a mask and was vaccinated so I’d probably be fine

>>149725624
recency bias. people were calling usman the welterweight goat which is so utterly nonsensical

>>149725266
i made that CC thread lol. i guess you were the one other nigga there that posted dom heeming krylov

>>149725892
Its not 2010 anymore unc

Whoa Nelly, Tell Uncle Dana I’m ready
With petroleum jelly, to smear it all over me belly
And tell him he can hit me on me mobile, me celly
And meet in the salami section of the grocery deli

Ride wife, life good
Hit wife, wife fight back
KILL wife! Think about wife;
Regret.

chopping it up in the war room with bj penn

>>149725788
Any choice bints on board?

>>149725861
This nigga versus the beardy italian would be peak heem kino

>>149725830
With all due respect you greatly outnumber them and have had more than enough time to fix it so excuse me questioning your commitment hussain hh

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD KHABIB CRY TO THE CUCUY MOON

OR ASK THE GRINNING GOOBY WHY HE GRINNED?

CAN YOU SING WITH ALL THE VOICES OF THE APEX

CAN YOU FAIL ALL THE DRUG TESTS THAT WE GIVE

Eating beans and fruits the minge is back monday and I'll be retaining over the weekend to give her a good plaster don't want it to taste bad is UFC on tomorrow?

50000 year old aboriginal australian petroglyph bears the face of gane

Do you think Gooby is concerned with the taste of him cum? No chance, high value male

Oh shit, somebody go gotten ahhah. They should make more of a song and dance about it like Goddard would if he was a J**** bold red letters, and highlight the offending comment. If you're going to be a fag might as well make it fun

I have a thing for their faces not betraying disgust you wouldn't get it b

they own your goy ass forever i fear

>>149726189
Oh mucho, I wish I saw your comment earlier, I wouldn't posted some. I was getting sardined though

Tony Ferguson, Ian Garry and Curtis Blaydes walk into a bar. After approaching the bar, the three men proceed to order some drinks. Tony was the first to place an order "I'll take two shots of tequila. The first for me and one for the man in the walls." Ian Garry was the next to place an order "I'll take two shots of hennesey. The first for me and one for the man fucking my lass." Next, it was time for Curtis to place his order. "I'll take two shots of whiskey. The first for me and wo-wo...w-w-w-w, wo-wo-wo-wo....I'll take two shots of whiskey."

"Just a bug chaser who tried to make things happen"

- Dustin Porier on how he would like to be remembered

>>149726459
I like it when Jolie Poiriers get pressed up against me in a train I usually make eye contact with the heifer and give a cheeky wink if the situation calls for it spoons are more dangerous but I'll still let the gyaldem wine pon mi meng

Not gonna lie. I'm not reading your posts unless it's a fight day. Respectfully

No one asked you somali separi

Reminder that I love and respect you all but if you disrespect me I will fuck your ass and make you humble. Respectfully.

why couldant john silva ko dober

Clocking out the thread for the evening. See everyone tomorrow. A toast! A toast to UFC Fight Night: Lewis v. Teixeira!

Monitor

Kek made him read one
>>149726581
I don drink

No i didn't read it i just typed Monitor

>>149726607
you can tell frankie edgar cant remember his own name from time to time

He was the best guy arounnd!!

Oh you wiley cat you

What murdaaaahs?

khilalb lacks passed away in the hospital this morning
RIP

What's Joe Rogan's dream?

>>149726675
what's joe rogan's dream?

>>149726675
not too dissimilar from vince mcmahon's

Sometimes Joe Rogan and Dana White switch places for a day to mess with people.

>>149726639
lol based
https://youtu.be/9QCgqQdmr0M?si=CiOVwPURkT-Br7PJ

Who's the maven of combat sports

>>149726801
proper

Nigga sounds exactly like volk in meter and pace

>anshul i saw some criticism, people say the punches weren’t really needful, maybe-
>they were super needful

I think Anshul Jibli is an nightmare matchup for Mike Perry vis an vis bear kunckle

one shot

To my many critics who have uttered the words oh anshul why must you be so needful in such a manner i simply say to you how should I respond and should I respond less needful or do you mean more needful saar your feedback is appreciated

Dana was shaking, yawning, sniffing, hacking up phlegm whilst on the Nelk Boys podcast. What is wrong with the doo?

>>149727014
Ruffy is a chinlet

anyone else call him huffy?

COME ON COME ON
>Shane-O-Mac dances in front of you

Another day, another new heem thread made before the last one hit the bump limit

just bought some good rum

NoFap starts tomorrow. Diet starts Sunday. Training starts Monday. We're easing into it this time. It's going to last.

we aint playin wit ya ho, we aint playin wit ya

>>149727203
eating a plant based diet
smdh

Yeah I'm a pacifist, I'll pass my fist through your face heh

>>149727203
Goob slop

Uh-oh Im gomna relapse, oh fugg Im relapsing again!! Hnnnng!

i have a really long hair on my throat it's like 8cm long what the fuck

>>149727253
>desperately tries to tighten the bolts on your exploding clitty cage
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>149725892
this tbqh
pereira and usman were considered to be top 15 of all time before they had their 'aura' taken away by peon mumblewords and an inbred retard
both arguably robbed decisions as well

>>149727346
the lhw division was struggling to get back on it's feet and it's pretty much sunk now with Analkyiv as the champion, wherever the fuck that guy is

>>149727377
Being ducked by every contender

>>149727377
Lhw is nearly as bad as he, just grim

>>149727398
it's not ducking actually, jiri went back to school

>>149727409
*hw

>>149727417
They give out degrees for being a fag now?

Another day of Princess Asspinall ducking the entire heavyweight division.

Perererera should fight Aspinall, no other heavyweights deserve a shot

Friendly reminder that my country has 2 champioons and my opinions should be treated with more respect

>>149727435
Plus his entire lifetime tugging his dumbass son around with him everywhere I regret to inform you.

Fucking hell. Gooby might actually be White House ready

>>149727487
Charles dented Topooria forehead with the elbow

You now remember that one guy trying to force Goobinderjeet to catch on

>>149727498
I'm afraid you have none bucko

>>149727377
>ynr ankalaev got his first title shot after beating sniff
>>149727398
>>149727421
at least LHW has a few contenders that could realistically challenge for the title
Fagomed unironically has a better chance at beating Aspinall than Gane

>>149727550
I'm not good at flags

>>149727550
Ultimate Fighting Championship is healing

tony the type of guy to die 5 times

>>149727421
I don't disagree there. The fact they still had Arlovski kicking around less than a year or two ago speaks volumes, and isn't that like Aspenballs best win? GRIM

oooh that white house

we have conor clones and khabib clones where the fuck are the tony clones

>>149727580
Giauacomo malladena is what they call a ''wog'' in australia.
Australians don't consider wogs to be aussies, they experience racism and aren't considered true australians.

Do you guys like me? Hoenstly

>>149727550
0 AUSTRALIAN CHAMPS
0 ENGLISH CHAMPS
0 GEORGIAN CHAMPS
1 AMERICAN CHAMP

>>149727675
I've been trolled by this same webm about five times which really speaks to my cognitive function

>>149727677
i fux wit you heavy

>>149727668
That's so outdated, we love wogs now they have all assimilated. There's bigger problems now.

I don't give a fuck about that. It's all love though

>>149727684
i agree with all of them except DDP, he reps the south afrtican symbols in his custom shorts unlike a volk who reps the Macedonian flag and Greek sculpture elements

>>149727736
merab is spiritually indian

>>149723097
>Entire legacy built on 2 wins over Cody
Aging like milk left out in the sun

Why did God invent niggers?

>>149727774
He was robbed against dom

>>149727755
lol

>>149727797
To pleasure Asspinall's wife

Couture was a fag anyways

>>149727825
this is exactly how he did omalley

>>149727797
the bible implies they're an aberration and God condemned Esau for associating with them

>>149727844
>american theology
This post is exactly why all Americans will go to hell

A fighter's custom shorts represent who he is and what he fights for and since DDP didn't shove any french dutch stuff in his custom shorts, he cannot be considered part of that flock of the likes of Volk repping Greece and Macedonia, spain for Ilia, the Favelas for Charles and The caucaus mountains for Islam.

God isn't real

>>149727861
That's literally a canadian (indian) you are talking to

>>149727865
God is real

>>149727892
No he's not

>>149727865
Explain this

sometimes I read the banter here and it feels like I get a momentary hole in my brain and I just stare before moving on to the next beer

Insult me but don't compare me to a canadian faggot

>>149727861
no clue what ur talkin about i read the old testament in greek

God is real. and he fights out of Paris,France.

God isn't real
Jesus was just a carpenter who got too popular for his own good
Buddha was just a prince slumming it with the poors
Muhammad was just a schizophrenic living in his uncle's basement
Moses never existed
This world is nothing but matter, there is no secondary spiritual reality.
When you die there is nothing but darkness awaiting you

why was that clown posting pics of a derelict house in the previous thread?

>>149727844
the pope love blacks and their feets (possibly even their genitals), think john the baptist was black and since the vatican wrote the bible, you are wrong.

Name one good atheist fighter

>>149728039
Jeff Molina
Nicholas Dalby

>>149728039
Fighters are all retards who get their head bashed in for a living their opinions on politics and religion shouldn't be taken seriously

>>149727980
these 2 are in the p4p #1's top 4 best wins

>>149728039
Frank mir

>>149728039
Payton Talbott

Ben Askren was too stupid to take a show after a roll and nearly died because of it but yeah we should all listen to his personal philosophy and beliefs

>>149728093
didn't know askren performed at shows

>>149728132
Yeah he's a really famous singer
https://youtu.be/vFvb2HeB5g0?si=pI5_2yYjbHBofkXo

>>149728132
he opened for Schaub

You should vote this guy in to office

im votin for war machine sorry not sorry

isnt danaher running for office?

War Machine posted pictures of himself eating Christy Mack's ass on her twitter and that I cannot forgive

>>149728093
Its called being an real one

>>149728039
Edwin Dewees
Nikita Krylov
Melvin Guillard

Literally everybody is asking Dana to fight on this Whitehouse card, Jon Jones and Conor Mcgregor are both already on-board This is going to be the baddest UFC event of all time

>>149728400
will not happen. fake event.

People forget man, Sneed's arrest in the state of Florida had the same exact felony hit and run charge except Jones was 'without great bodily harm'

Alright heemsters give me your picks for tomorrow, I need to make $1000 back

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk_IBHqxhM4

>>149727668
that's like claiming Americans hate Irish and call them potato nogs. it's as outdated as it can get.

im a potato american, I have red hair and green eyes and a horrible disposition

>>149727864
and pantoja for japan

>>149728400
based this will be a historic event.

>>149728400
what an attention seeking whore

>>149728400
wow this is shaping up to be the next ufc 200 except these guys are even flakier now at least amanda nunes is coming back just in time. also this >>149728451

Dana vs Scott Coker baby!

You're retarded if you really think there will be a ufc event at the white house.

UFC Event at the Black house

I can't wait to see my favorite fighters fight for the amusement of a pedophile rapist

UFC fight night helsinki

>You now remember fight island
>which was actually just a glorified apex in abu dahbi

Jon vs Alex at the White House
big ACK vs some nobody for a belt no one cares about in arabia

UFC fight night Little St. James

I wish we got at least one card with fighters wearing surgical masks and shit

Youeffsee Ayypecs Abu Schaubi

>>149728800
>This is fresh heeme, I grow it myself. Add it to the fist, and voila, a small Spanish man has his senses of smell awakened

UFC koala lampour

holding that shit in white house is just asking for a humiliation. the guy representing you getting heemed by a Bong. that idea should have been scrapped just because of that being a possibility. muttistan doesn't have fighters of the calibre to be holding that shit in such an important place.

ufc fight night auschwitz

UFC koala lampour

>>149728831
You said that already

UFC koala lampour

Imagine a UFC event for one second

jake paul to headline UFC white house

>>149728822
>>149728831
wish we get any mma shit at all, this sport is still super niche

UFC fight night Kyiv

A UFC with a street fighter setting might draw more dimes. Koala Lampour sounds like a place with elephants and waterfalls, get Ramsheet on the phone

UFC Fight Day

what about ufc at the kfc yum center and it’s a black guy in the main event

>3 african champs
>zero african events

ufc everybody was kung fu fighting

>>149728890
isnt that this weekend?

UFC fight night Tehran

>>149728869
THOSE DRONES ATTACKING YOUR BODY IS SUCKING AWAY YOUR ENERGY BAR MIKE SOON HE'S NOT GONNA HAVE ANY FUNCTION LEFT

RIGHT YOU ARE JOE AND JUST AS A REMINDER TONIGHT HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY GAMER 3, PREPARE TO GET THE GAME O-

OH WHAT'S THIS???! A BALLISTIC MISSILE?!

IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER

>>149728888
nice digits bucko

the guy who beat blaydes and then lost the decision who is 0-1 in the ufc is the number 15 ranked heavyweight

Cant wait till Marcus sleeps Yans bitchass

saar the sir that performed beatings of the blaydes saaaaaaaar

>>149728963
just how bad is Asspainal

Mother flipping finland

>>149729016
Beyond rancid dog shit and his son is developmentally an autism

>>149728963
half the HW roster is ranked b

>>149729020
Issuing a based to this post, I fear

Aspinall reminds me of a can who made it on the local circuits and then gets heemed his first fight in EliteXC

Ilia Topuria.
Jon Jones.
James Bronson.
Islam Makhachev.

Godhand is the best Videogame. Boom.

>>149729138
derek brunson

>>149729138
James Bronson isn't a person. You made that up.

>>149729138
nigga thought we wouldn't notice he snuck in james bronson

>>149729154
For me it's Earthbound, I still have me old snes cart of it and an snes but I'm not a gaming nerd or anything, I heard it's worth a bit though

>>149729154
You've never played it

>>149729207
Im playing through it again on an emulator, still so good
>>149729202
Yeah Earthbound is worth a bunch, if you dont play it you can sell it for hundreds

Who will Dana feed to Jon as entertainment for the funny fellow

has there literally ever been a time that a fighter kept a big knockout puncher at range

>>149729293
Conor versus Khabib

>>149729293
Hiswifesson vs Baby Dick Joe Pyfer is the best example

>>149729293
ilia vs emmett

>>149729207
why wouldn't he have? you gay? gay faggot?
>>149729154
grabbed by the ghoulies on original xbox is /heem/core

>>149729228
Lost the guide letting a friend borrow it, you think I would have known. Lost my Sega the same way to some soccer buds, let them borrow it then 4 months later they show up looking all meek and disappear, it was broke it never worked again lol. Earthbound huh. Weird that ended up being worth so much, I feel like I was the only one renting it from blockbuster until my mom caved and bought it

>>149729411
Is she hot?

>>149729293
Ngannou Stipe 1

>>149729399
Good taste, that was an great Xbox exclusive

>>149729293
All HW fights

>>149729293
stylebender vs the eraser

>>149729612
which one's the big knockout puncher

>>149729463
fucking bad ass 40 years ago my friend, my dad also looked like magnum PI then and I think that's where I got by big white cock from

>>149729640
Nice I suspect my success is inherited too

>>149729676
At nearly 38 years old I finally almost look like him when he was probably 18, them old 70's daddies was different

Dad was cool, he was a firefighter so he'd tell me all these fucked up stories later in life together about shit he'd seen, like people getting bisected by cars or having their heads disintegrated by tree limbs. My older brother carries on the tradition, but I don't want all that in my life and never did. I'll settle for less rather than deal with that. I don't want to see kids smashed by suvs and shit.

Peach of a day desu, fuck that burger who said I was lying about having contacts with all the brazzas.

I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation

MRF?

Most Raped Fighter?

I'd beat some of you fags up and throw you in a creek I'm sure of that much at least

>>149729830
Got to be Chandler

>>149729830
kai kara france

>>149729829
heem jannie vs box jannie

>>149729830
Jon R. Jones

>>149729845
based, buried that freak

I'm not making shit. Fuck the mods

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>>149720080
>>149720080
>>149720080

>>149729892
you son of a bitch

England is in the grips of sweltering heat

>>149729928
it's like 85 f calm down

>>149729892
That's not the real thread per sources

he's only gone and done it again the cheeky sod

DONT MAKE A NEW THREAD

Alright I'm on it gimme 5 minutes and a nice OP

if your country has no fighters you’re not allowed to make threads

Ilja topuria began his mma career in finland

>>149730018
>>149730018

migrate

>>149730027
excuse me but Finland called dibbs

>>149730027
silly cunt

matthew geek has more kills than luke thomas and tim kennedy

REAL NEW
>>149730048

>>149726497
KEK