Thread 149724099

Alcaraz leading 6-4 3-3 vs. Fritz

Djokovic vs. Sinner after this match.

Ladies final tomorrow.

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>>149714912

Morgs

Come on Fritz, make it interesting!

Is that Kerber?

>>149724099 (OP)
She's fucking beautiful. Should go to Hollywood

ginger wife

>>149724120
Did his gf shave him?

If you had told me 5 months ago that I'd be cheering for Carlos Alcaraz to beat someone I'd have told you you're insane.

Brits can't handle the heat lmao

another boomer death?

>>149724099 (OP)
Gingers are God's chosen people.

>>149724123
Is that Garpenis?

The great boomercide continues

why do they never die during the changeover

VAXXED

>>149724099 (OP)
REMINDER: Cobson WILL ALWAYS BE A SLUT FOR BBC

Boomer dead

KWAB
total boomer genocide

Who's paying 10K for front row seats only to pass out?

seriously this global warming is getting out of hand. I suggest we all limit out electricity & food use to somehow combat it

How did Brits conquer India when they die in mild heat?

bruh what is it with brits and heatstrokes?

>ohhhh it's too hot I'm dying stop the match please
why are tennis fans such pussies

>>149724099 (OP)
Can some creepy anon find her Insta?

>>149724099 (OP)
AWOOGA
AWOOGA

>>149724160
These retards always make the boobs too big

>>149724160
MOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>149724163
The easiest way would be to make ethnics stop breeding. Earth population is too high.

blimey it's 31 degrees i think i'm gonna die

>>149724160
WTF IS THIS REAL?

>>149724160
she know she looks like a 12 year old boy with a juicy ass right? this is just comically stupid

>>149724160
fake she has a cock

someone else just collapsed LMAOOOOO

>>149724166
They are the whitest of the whites

>>149724165
Imagine when those early British settler pioneers first got to Arizona, Jamaica or the Australian outback. No sunscreen, no fridges, no air conditioner.

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

>yet another boomer death
holy kek

the crowd are dropping dead lmfao

>Not handing the water over personally like Sabalenka, getting a ball boy to take it over instead

Virgin Yank individualist Vs CHAD Byelorussian collectivist

>>149724166
8 pints for lunch will do that to you

>>149724099 (OP)
jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair

Oh great another Moloch stream

why is it that whenever fritz wins a point, some boomer dies? is it a false flag?

Wimbledon is full of old fags

Do you just forget what water is over the age of 50?

>Londoners getting filtered by 31 degrees 30% humidity
that's so fucking funny. I literally go for runs in 40 degrees 70% humidity

they're dropping like flies

why the FUCK the streams always shit the bed after like 30m for me

When will boomers go extinct already holy shit

>>149724124

And let you lot get your hands on her?

>>149724099 (OP)
hot AF

get these WEAK fans OUT of the arena let them eat shit

stop fainting you pathetic attention seeking old gammons

>people dropping like flies due to heat IN ENGLAND
climate change is real chuds

>>149724099 (OP)
girl on the right was way hotter. Why would you cut her out?

>another VAXXED boomer
have you apologised to djok yet, /tennis/?

how do the boomers that go shit up the spanish coast even survive?

>"Uhhh..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"... You come here often?"
>"Not really Carlos, you have it lucky"
>"Yeah I guess"
>"..."

Holy shit Shitz is elite

>>149724099 (OP)
built for Big Spanish Cock

People are dying and you all laugh?

With Europe becoming absolute hell during summer thanks to heatwaves and shit maybe it's time to consider not holding outdoors sports events from june until september

FINISH HIM OFF TAYLOR HE'S A MUG

MY EVENT HAS NOT ENDED YOU FUCKWITS

>>149724221
You gotta remember it's a packed crowd though, that generates heat

hee hee

lol brits basically advertising their desire to be invaded can't even sit in the sun for an hour. putin is laughing right now at their threats

thank God I'm a brown poopoo shitskin

>>149724221
>40 degrees
>70% humidity
I highly doubt this combination has ever happened anywhere.

Carlos is serving bigger than Shitz

>"Body serves aren't good"
>proceeds to get shit on by a body serve on his first break point

>>149724199
All the strong ones left for the new worlds or died in world wars. The weak who die in Wimbledon were left behind.

>>149724270
Never post again

>>149724160
Wait a sec, that doesn't seems to be real

>>149724099 (OP)
>this is a 10/10 in Ireland

>>149724264
no refunds

Medvedev bros....

Medvedev right now (probably)

>>149724099 (OP)
I would eat her shit

>>149724287
posting again. what a weak nation.

>>149724259
I agree, its getting serious. Have you seen all the red maps with temperatures they're showing on the news recently? Usually the maps are green!

>>149724298
>>149724305
Medvemind

>>149724289
average american man has bigger breasts than her and that's a fact

VAMOS!

americhadbros......

>>149724308
If the map is painted red it must be REALLY serious

>>149724270
>hey Europoors, why are you so poor you can't get AC, got mine at 67F, sitting here with a sweater on drinking a cool Miller Lite (TM)

My girl Mandy will get to dance with this Spanish Stallion

>who me? of course I wouldn't die watching a sporting event
t. everybody itt

>>149724259
Not my problem

>>149724277
Kuwait, Dubai, Qatar

>>149724333
Only way I'd die at an event is falling down the steep ass stairs

>>149724247
>brainwashed

fuck murrika and their AC

>>149724333
I go to the aus open & walk around all day mate. These people are literally rich pussies

>>149724338
I have AC tho

>>149724285
6th soon

>>149724338
>>149724329

climate change is fucking over places like california, arizona, texas, and florida.
for that, it's goated

>>149724289
why does she wear bras if she has no tits?

we need a new law to allow exposed tits based on cup size

>>149724338
>wall mount
A real American has ducting
You're not a real American
Somebody call ICE on this border hopping anchor baby

Carlitos is not real. He's a puppet being mind controlled by Juan Carlos Ferrero from the stands

>>149724360
Nope

>>149724333
I’d need a jacket if I was in Wimbledon rn

>>149724333
that is correct

>commentator comparing him to Nadal, Federer and Djok combined
I am physically cringing, shut the fuck up glazing boomer retard

>>149724338
>>149724361
wtf kinda ac is that
never seen this shit in my life
you have to go back paco

>>149724362
>arizona
is it even worth fucking over? all youd be doing is killing the suns and tardinals which are begging to be put down anyways

>>149724380
You get it

fritz still hanging in there

>>149724308
>>149724328
you're joking but I've recently seen a video of a weather forecast for mid july from like 1985 and the weather man basically said "we're hitting exceptionally high temps this summer, 27°"
I had 34° inside until a week ago

Bendydick Cucumberpatch gets to spunk on THOSE?

>>149724380
non-whites be crazy fr fr
i'd melt if i lived down south

>>149724343
Nowhere gets to 40 degrees AND 70% humidity. Those conditions are borderline not survivable even for young/healthy people.

Loving this Andre Agassi involvement

>>149724383
alcaraz is opposite of all of them
all he has is peak physical stats (speed, str, stamina)
he has none of the technique of either of them

I'm baking lads

>>149724360
She already looks so happy reaching the final

>>149724277

Was in 45+ around this humidity in Colombia

WHOOOOOOA

>>149724412
muffins?

>>149724412
rip lads

>>149724406
So the Mbappe of tennis

>See Carlos at the net
>Get rattled
KWAB

>>149724412
post pics when youre done

>>149724160
bigger

>>149724402
Those are rain forest stats.
>>149724380
>Scottsdale
You're either retired, midway through a roadtrip, or cursed.

Classic 3 setter

>>149724385
looks like standard heat pump AC.

>>149724422
You were not

>>149724438
all done

>>149724383
>>149724406
You know better than Andre 'Jeanshorts' Agassi?

>>149724432
no Alcaraz has actually won something of note (OK Mbrappe did win the WC)

The problem is I've drunk beer too many days in a row so now the idea of beer is repellent to me. Also been on holiday too long. You need the difference in life, light and shade.

Never seen Sinner hitting so many balls outside like Alcaraz is. How is this literal retard winning so much

Grug can't return

row row row your boat

Fritz is proving himself to be a formidable rival.

>>149724492
Grug level dropped

>>149724402
It only happens fhere in the gulf.
Deadliest summer conditions in the world.
Due to a very hot red sea(35°C sometimes). They record dry 50 to 53°C and humid 60 to 75%rh 40°C every summer.

>>149724402
Louisiana in August/September will. This is just today.

things commentators always say: when underdog player gets to 6-5 -- "they are at least guaranteed a tiebreak this set"

>>149724475
Wonder if i'll ever get away from my weed addiction

lets go fritz bros

>>149724502
well they are

>>149724466
I liked his biography and then I had the misfortune of hearing him talk and realised all the credit belongs to his ghostwriter

Holy fuck, ameribros are so lucky...

>>149724480
seems a bit off today. he still has elite movement on grass

>>149724361
>>149724361
>Screenshot_20250711-145109~2.png

>>149724422
*gulf of persia, not red sea

>>149724475
brit drinking culture is fucked. its fun but I'd be much unhealthier if I lived there. Not to say there aren't alcoholics here, just that its easier to be an alcoholic there

>>149724518
ABSOLUTELY FREE info kit lad
Not just free, ABSOLUTELY free

>>149724518
I need this, I have hair like Medvedev but there's no way I'm giving my money to a Turk and the reputable places are 10k+. It's over.

Alcaraz choking a little

CARLOSSSSS!!!!

send the mammoth steak

>>149724529
Ye camera shots post rotated unless you screenshot

ALCARATTO NO

ELITEBROS WW@

grug confuse

grug choking??

Grug is a fraud

omg no way
carlos in 4

Wow. The comeback starts now, Frizsters!

carlos farming adversity

Fritz-Sinner is the final the world needs.
NKRPH

holy kwaberoni

>Fritz Novak final confirmed
BASED

Fritz's mom being weird looking explains why he looks like a hapa or something

Wtf is up with Fritz's mother

>>149724518
damn, where do I sign?
>>149724535
I've had mine in Milano for 4k

ALCARATTINI PISSITINI

The FIRST set he's every won off Alcaraz

Alcaraz is clearly better, he shouldn't even have to play this nobody, they just give him a pass to the final

>>149724380
>18% humidity

Fritz is the real deal

It was time for Alcaraz's matchly "chokes for a set before stomping anus" shift

sinner djok couldve been starting an hour from now if carlos wasn't a bitch

>delays the real semi-final by another half hour
Fuck you, Taylor

>>149724552
just rotate the image beforehand so it rotates back right innit

USA USA USA USA

>>149724419
Sister Iga of Winglebong

>>149724566
pasta with Amanda tit milk

>>149724576
>STOP THE COUNT

>>149724366
she'd look worse topless

>>149724565
If only

fritz's gf is hella ugly

This is really, really bad. Now we have to wait for 3 more hours until sinner djokobitch

>>149724500
If it actually reaches temp/humidity combinations like that, I'm guessing no one actually goes outside. Wet bulb temperature of 35 is said to be the point where even young and healthy people are at extreme risk. 40c + 70% humidity is about 35 on the wet bulb.

>loses one set
>20 posts bashing him
what is this retardation?

havent played tennis with anyone since sixth form. life is pretty grim rn

lets go fritz!!

>>149724592
goddamn

>>149724584
>watching more tennis is bad

>>149724592
she didn't look like this yesterday

omg famous jeet alert!

Oh my science so many hecking celebrities

Why are tennis players so boring personality wise now?

Alcaraz looking out of sorts. Two boomers down so far and zero water bottles to the crowd; he usually never misses a chance to farm PR. Also zero fingers to the ear, no flappy arms. What's going on?

>>149724603
yeah a couple days ago sinner lost 2 sets and still won. they should calm down

>>149724601
It's terrible, even 40°C with 30% is tough, I get it here once a year.
That is a confortable summer day in parta of the gulf. Night don't cool down much there either, confortably in the low 30°Cs, day after day, no rest

>>149724475
See, this is also why their boomers are fainting by the dozen. Too much beer, not enough wa'ah.

>>149724235
fucking kek. /sp/ still has some gems sometimes

>>149724592
>pumped full of HWD semen daily
yep, she's winning it all

>>149724623
The Federerification of the tour

>>149724592
Left is surely many years ago. Gravity has taken a toll on those boobs since then.

>>149724592
I commend her for her lack of doodle tats. Very rare for her cohort.

>>149724615
I'm just struggling to entertain the idea that Fritz has a >1% chance of winning this

>>149724623
social media

>doing literally nothing but sitting down and probably drinking liquids
>still pass out from the heat
>meanwhile you're watching two men play hours of tennis in that same heat
do you think boomer is self-aware enough to understand how weak he is?

Agassi trying to talk about tennis and this other fuckwit keeps interrupting him to talk about celebrities

>>149724606
Most chilling part of this story was above the basement where he held his dauhter, there lived a family for 5 years with a dog on the first floor, and the dog was always acting weird, hearing something below. The dog wasn't crazy.

>racquet spinning again
He is so cringe, wants to be Tommy Paul so bad.

Who is this commentator? He's the one who's always cucked out for Alcaraz and I don't know who he is

I love so goddamn much taking a siesta in summer with the AC on and while watching le tour de france or a tennis match. Everything is perfect.

how many boomers will die today

>>149724660
aren't families wonderful!

>>149724667
Tim Cuckman

Alcaraz is just delaying so Sinner Djokovic gets split over 2 days. Devilish.

anisimova is hot as fuck dont care what you think

>>149724655
lol he put that britcuck trying to gossip in his place

>>149724665
Can you blame him? Tommy has real aura. We all would like to be him.

I can't work out who is more annoying, Agassi with his hyperbole or this other fuckwad with his endless trivial metrosexual gossiping

>>149724667
aghasi or the cuck who keeps talking about celebrities instead of the game?

Grug bros how are we feeling?

OMG MR ROBOT

>>149724667
Gonna need to be more specific lad
Or
https://tennis.icdb.tv/

>>149724628
In Melbourne it literally never gets really hot + humid. If it's 35+ it'll be like 10% humidity. That's why I thinking the bitching about the heat during the AO is annoying. There's worse conditions throughout the year during other tournaments.

>>149724623
Djokovic is even worse. Reddit incarnate, but he's somehow always pulling some "controversial" moves, always thinking he's le funny guy.

>>149724623
Given how concentrated the prize money is at the very top you need to stay squeaky clean to appease the sponsors bankrolling your lifestyle

>>149724592
right looks like terrible photoshop, left looks like it was years ago - although not that much as she is still pretty young. The wall beckons her

I miss Nick Kyrgios being a commentator

>>149724686
Kind of true, have some dignity though, don't be too obvious about it.

grug is dead will never win another Slam

>>149724605
I played yesterday for the first time in 6 months it was fucking terrible. 30 years old now, think I'll have to get lessons if I ever want to make it pro.

>>149724674

Hopefully all of them

>>149724687
Agassi is turbo cringe. He talks like a middle schooler who just discovered weed.

>>149724682
What local hour are they ending the day?

>>149724708
he was surprisingly good

>>149724667
The main commentator is Andrew Castle who loves an alcaRATH if that's what you mean

>>149724516
>>149724667
Agassi? He just told the other comms to stfu and stop talking about the celebrities in attendance , wtf is wrong with you??

>>149724697
Yes Melbourne has a cool summer, usually keeps below 30°C, and then the odd very dry heatwave for a few days, similar to Portugal near the coast.

putin my house on Taytay

>>149724708
Remember when Murray did it? I almost slipped into a coma

>>149724735
23.00 local time, that makes it midnight in central europe.

kek

>>149724716
luckily im still young and fit, but ive become so socially inept that holding a rally with some boomer at the leisure centre would feel as emotionally taxing as keeping eye contact with a model. not that ive got what it takes to start a conversation with a boomer anyways

>>149724735
11pm

Which tournament has the coldest conditions?

>>149724688
The celebrity cuck

>>149724756
MORE TIME

>>149724762
ATP finals in Turin when it's like sub 10 degrees

>>149724762
French is the coldest slam

This is not an enjoyable experience to watch, I have barely paid attention let alone came close to shouting kino. I think I'm going to go out into the sun and watch a streamer.

>>149724756
Fucking clankers with the useless observation

zverev would bootyblast both of these bums. the fainted boomers i mean

>>149724120
Something happened with his jawline and chin, ain't?

Anyway I love him as actor and I think once upon a time in Hollywood is not his best work but one of the best movies ever shot

>>149724762
Kitzbuhel maybe.
I remember some matches being played in 12°C in Madrid as well.

You mfers get Agassi while I get McEnshit :/

>>149724766
Andrew Castle. He is insufferable.

Grug bros not like this

There's no heel in tennis like Kyrgios anymore. Everyone's trying to be a babyface wholesome unproblematic chungus now. I miss when Novak embraced the bad boy archetype.

>>149724786
What channel is Agassi on? *Puts finger on the iptv channel list*

>>149724744
The commentator glazing celebrities is such a globohomo cuck. Alcaraz has been selected by the reptilian shapeshifters to be the next star

Remember the rescheduled French Open during COVID? Weren't temps like 10-15c?

>>149724772
Indoor tournaments don't count.

>>149724784
Kek thought kitzbuhel was in April for some reason, forget about it

Sucks there are zero (0) serious tennis events in this entire continent so I will have to go to Indian Wells or something and get financially raped if I want to see Rybakina in the flesh

>>149724791
>There's no heel in tennis like Kyrgios anymore

>>149723775
laugh at that queer

>>149724797
You sound like you've been midraped by retards

>>149724797
I bet half of those celebrities are on the Epstein list.

There's a facking vamo CAH MON CARLOS

>>149724811
kek

>>149724804
Yes, it was cold, late October or something

Imagine being known as the "the cuck who gossips about celebrities" on /sp/

>>149724099 (OP)
I want her as my wife.

cheeky little carlos bet after the second set

>>149724811
That pic is clearly edited

>>149724810
Seeing them in person is the best. No cameraman panning away from the eye candy. You can just sit where you want and enjoy the view all day

>>149724655
Andrew Castle has been insufferable for years. He can't keep getting away with it.

>>149724810
go to atp acapulco and get diarrhea

>>149724791
probs cause most are too scared to get fined for some shit thats not even problematic

GRUG HAS AWOKEN

>>149724843
What odds?

GRUG VAMOS

Taylor is the most boring boilerplate tennis player ever.

Is xu dead?

>>149724856
1.38
i waited until fritz won the first game of the third set so the odds were even higher

when is emma playing

>>149724852
Could've been the last set

>>149724847
I went to the Nottingham open and loved it even though I only got to see Konta and nobody hot or good. But I regret not going to a major while it was affordable.
>>149724850
Considering this as well. Shame the finals are in soulless Saudi Arabia now and not Mexico.

>Andrew Castle reached one Grand Slam final in his career, in the mixed doubles at the 1987 Australian Open with Anne Hobbs. He did not win any Grand Slam singles titles.

Lol!

>won last 11 points
Why did Grug not try last set?

>>149724708
I miss him being a player

>>149724869
thats de minaur. fritz atleast has some aura

>>149723179
When they first started trying this shit I had to uninstall Chrome and install an older version, then change my PC's group policy settings to stop it from updating again. Firefox is shit too and literally every other browser is based on one of the two. Enshittification is real and it is total

>>149724877
Are you betting on the other match?

Carlos just wanted more match play

Fritz is just ducking Djokovic because he knows he has a Monfils tier h2h against him

>>149724906
yeah on sinner

Fritz is mind broken

>>149724791
>I miss when Novak embraced the bad boy archetype.
He never embraced it. He was always hovered between fuck you all and please give me my deserved adulation.

>>149724902
What about Brave?

>>149724120
he's becoming Christopher Nolan
except Christopher Nolan would know to unbutton his jacket when he sits down lol

this poor dude needs to get married and have a family

>>149724918
Same, i have around 300€

>>149724846
it's not

DiCaprio is laughing his ass off the Epstein client list will never be released

>>149724923
Based on Chromium, but if all you care about is blocking ads then it's fine

>>149724921
https://youtube.com/shorts/lOUrFMY2zl4?si=0T0dMA8RFR2t8yrh
Correcr. This is the best example

What a boring fucking match. Thread is dead too

When is Zverev playing?

>>149724938
Too busy playing the field.

>>149724971
lower bracket final is tomorrow before the women's final

>>149724959
>blocking ads
Yeah lol

>>149724986
>call me when you're 18

>>149724902
>For over a decade, Google has been the dominant source of Mozilla’s income, contributing up to 85–90% of total revenue in some years.

Fritz is bad

so fucking embarassing how many celebritied at these wimbledon matches

just sums up this annoying, toxic british mentality of always having something to prove and always wanting to be the best at things

>>149724970
4chan only posts for WTA. It actually pisses me off srs. Like you're never gonna fuck these girls it's like posting non stop about the paid whores on Babestation.

>>149725010
>toxic british mentality of always having something to prove and always wanting to be the best at things
kek @ this commiefag seething at competition

nothing against moorrgs but the brunette in taylor's box mogs her

Whoorgs looks mad

>>149724884
How much is a flight to NYC for you? A US open grounds pass becomes cheaper when the burgers are all at work. So weekdays week 1 and especially second week. Although second week it’s more doubles and juniors

>>149725010
>just sums up this annoying, toxic british mentality of always having something to prove and always wanting to be the best at things
my favourite examples are people competing over who can have the darkest tan and glitteriest sofa

>>149725010
turn off the vpn faggot

I want to go to Cex and get harrassed by homeless albanians on spice with Sonay. Go to Spoons after and let her arm wrestle me.

>>149725030
That's when nothing happens. This is Wimbledon SF and it's a snoozefest here

moogs walled HARD

Gross

>>149725058
No long rallies no posting

>>149725063
Those fake lips filled with hyaluronic acid

>>149725055
>NEW TATTOO REVEAL
literally whomst cares

Hate this domesticated nature of tennis. Everything so clean, everyone so polite. So fucking reddit. Wonded how it'd be with a football like atmosphere in the stadium

>>149724992
We've been robbed of kino losers' runs.

>>149725073
Yeah it's a boring match

>>149725063
What the hell is wrong with her lips

>>149725030
4chan is filled with potential chads who simply avoid rejection.

i genuinely believe in a one-off club setting i could convince a WTA girl to ask me out

>>149725080
you know how many boomers would keel over?

>>149725010
Meanwhile there's always this retarded claim that tennis is racist because it's mostly white players when if anything tennis is classist because many of the players are shielded nepo babies. The satanic celebrities and royal wankers add insult to injury.

The swedish commentators are making it unbearable to watch Alcaraz, they sound like BORIS when they talk about Alcaraz, just full-blown simpcuck - deserving of chatban.

From what I read it's the same everyone.

>>149725064
This could be us but you're playing

>>149725080
the closest it gets to that is fonseca matches on small courts with brazilians going crazy

>>149725080
Yeah, it's cuck. People are into sportsmanship because they are the cucks who benefit from it, being the loser in every exchange they are the ones gaining from a restrained winner.

is chokecovid going to win

>>149725034
its embarassing

>>149725079
cute! britain's true n1, not that zipperhead abomination Raducanu

>>149725104
look at what is happening with carnival cruises here. Negros claim racism anytime you don't let them do whatever the fuck they want and chimp out at the slightest provacation.

"you can do whatever you want just act normal" is a sentence that nogs cannot understand.

>>149725063
No, still cute
Also big forehead means high intelligence

>>149724231
never - you will become one soon and then some little zoomshit cunt in 2060 will spend all day on here saying they hope you die

>>149725092
I hipe you don't mean this one >>149725055 though, lol

>>149725110
corr

diss pic is exacrly how i picture boris

>>149725080
But anon think of the players
>ahhh some guy whispered a word into his friend's ear and I heard it and it fucked up my concentration and now I can't hit the ball right :((((

>>149725080
Just watch any tournament in France if you want monkeys chimping out

return is a lost art I see

>>149725134
wtf is a carnival cruise

>>149725063
>>149725064
Yes she needs to smaller the upper lip, but her facial shape seems so good.

God she do her nose?

Please post wbm with morgs and camera in Paris 2y or 1y ago

Why do those two have to play in white, I don't know who is who, I can't tell them apart.
Also, who thought it was a good idea to use a green ball to play on grass?
I can't stand this sport anymore since Nadal retirement.

>going to wimbledon
>to watch the match on tv while sitting in dirt
do bongs really do this?

I hate how Reddit Carlos is

>>149725145
boris being an ape would explain a lot

CAM ON TAYLOR GET SOME POINTS

>>149725055
Is that a woman? kek

>>149725181
having a good time in the sun with your mates having a few drinks and some strawberries while watching the tennis, whats not to like

>hit
>net
>hit
>let

>>149725179
One is wearing a headband thougheverbeit

SHITZ GAVE UP

>>149725208
a heterosexual one too

beggars belief

sexo

>>149724880
>bro what's with the camera, can you get outta here
>we're filming an ad shut up

Opened first beer lads

>>149725212
You sound like a retarded cattle normie

SEND YOUE ENERGY TO OUR TAYLOR HARRY, FRITZTERS

Ok quick power nap until the real final, see youse later

I used to play wow classic with fritz

CARLITO CARLITO CARLITO

Taylor getting his shitz pushed in

>>149725257
>>149725226
No, it was a strategic move. No reason to waste energy on that set when he will win this next one 6-1.

>>149725244
you sound miserable m8

>>149725252
what race and class (Taylor)

>>149725167
it's like a floating zoo

>>149725274
tauren huntard

when moorrgs was hot

>>149725244
t. friendless shut-in

>>149725091
they're full of jelly

So now that this game is already decided who is going to win? Sinner or noVaxx?

>>149725252
blased Taylor

>>149725293
based

>>149725063
>>149725064
perfection

>>149725080
>>149725155

I recently saw that 2 brazilian apes booed the adversary of a brazilian player.
She asked them to stop and they doubled it down and kept talking shit to her during the match.

Then they, full of pride for their actions, gave an interview to the news.

>>149725063
>>149725064
perfect bimbo

>>149725297
>spending Christmas in some Arab country with your hoe when you have a son back in America who is spending his Christmas without a father
Fritz is unironically a piece of shit

>>149725321
Bra-sil! Ponytail! Rio de Janiero!

>>149725310
novak looked like an 80 year old during his practice today

>>149725274
American - jew

>>149725293
i wouldve guessed troll mage or orc warlock

>>149725310
>game
What are you even doing in this thread

>>149725342
he's 38 mate

>>149725344
lol

Gaylor is done

>>149725349
How many touchdowns?

>>149725333
isn't Fritz a jew tho?

>>149725352
no shit

MR ROBOT GUY

Ban champagne on court

Wait, Alcaraz is only 18 years old?

Rune would bring in the fun we need.

>>149725342
Is he actually fucked? Is he going to start the match and then retire after one set like he did at the Aus Open?

>>149725378
17 or something, like yamal

Which of /tv/‘s waifus will Taylor leave morgs for when he actually wins a slam?

>>149725212
Being surrounded by lib dem voters is bad for the soul

Haven’t watched tennis since Andy Murray retired but I don’t remember the players being this shit, especially the 2nd and 5th ranked players. Wtf happened? These shitters can’t even get a first serve in bounds.

It's true
I'm only interested in female tennis.

The junior tour for girls is peal viewing.

>>149725063
will never understand how people simp for this or boggedpatova

Imagine if Sinner and Djokovic both get injured during their match and Alcaraz wins by default

>>149725390
he was practicing with a junior and he was basically standing still. maybe he's just taking it easy but looks like he's hurt

>>149725368
Morgan isn't (to my knowledge)

>>149725404
weak era unironically

>>149725408
Juniors tour is 15-18

>>149725092
What next though? I can ask out too but she would reject me rightfully so.( I'm ready to accept a defeat before it's all started as u can see haha)
So I don't ask her out because I don't wanna put her into uncomfortable situation and needance to reject me.

I would only approach a girl if I was 99.9999999% sure, which is actually 100%(non verbal behaviour, signs), that she is single, likes me and want to have a tete a tete date. Only that. And that's I can provide her with best version of myself, happy daily routine, well off pregnancy in good clinic, help her with job and career, etc etc. And I'm not yet that best version of me

Like lets say me and Emma Navarro train together, she laughs, she initiates contacts after I set the boundaries of friendliness(as a man, I have to make the first move, and since I'm a shy and cautious men my first move is non-obvious and subtle) and so she can feel not stressed to show her attentions towards me, and then I catch her eyes, smile, her subtle personal behaviour towards me which indicates she is very positively leans towards sympathy to me. Then I do my move. So it's like 1-2-3 steps, share 1 step is my and is very short, basically just letting her know I'm single free and open to sympathy, then 2 step is big and long and its her step, where she shows she likes me, and then 3 step is my step where I finally propose an official dating status after I know she really likes me and my proposal don't put her into awkward position of needing to reject me

>>149725392
he should go for Sydney Sweeney

>>149725404
It did make a difference having 4 elite + 1 super strong wild card.
Nowadays there's alwyas a shitter or two in the semis.

Addison Rae's new album is so good actually >>149725333
He said in a press conference he wished his son could travel with him but he doesn't have custody

>>149725408
Second from the right will break a lot of hearts

>>149725438
>Addison Rae
I don't listen to slutcore

So Alcaraz-Sinner finals for the next 10 years

>>149725460
It's not that matchup being the final that is problematic.
It's the why, means no one can contest them, makes for weak QF and SF

>>149725055
>her

>>149725110

Let me guess you're dopiner fan?

>Sinner on grass
>Pecador de la pradera

>>149725460
I believe in Djokovic

>>149725460
Do you want kino 5 setters or not? Faggot

>OUT
>OUT
>OUT
>FAULT
>OUT
>OUT
>FAULT
>LET
>OUT
>OUT
>FAULT
why are players at the very top of the world ranking incapable of hitting the fucking ball inside the court

>>149725469
Yeah it's that every match before the final doesn't matter and isn't even fun to watch

>>149725460
Ahm sweety you forgot zverev, fonseca and tsitsi

>>149725423
>>149725434
Shame, guess I shouldn’t have taken the Murray, Rafa, Fed, Novak years for granted

This is a 5 setter

>>149725492
the other player is doing their best to make it hard for you

>>149725438
but he obviously didnt want custody

>NOOOOOO WHY ISNT THE FINALS ROIDAL VS FREDDITOR AGAIN!?!?
boomers are the worst

>>149725429
Yep, it's awesome, that's literally the peak age for females.

>>149725496
Remember when tsitsipas beat fed at AO and McEnroe was like "this is a passing of the torch" loooool

my brain is a minefield

>>149725501
You can still watch the tail end of Novak. The old man is punishing shitters

>>149724902
Firefox is a disgrace i turned off auto update and now it spams me 3 times a day asking to update. Just fuck off?

>>149725441
Why not say "in the middle."

>>149725460

>big 4 era
> you could have all six permutations of djok v nadal, djok v fed, djok v murr, fedal, fed v murr, or nadal v murr in semis and final.
>exciting characters rounding out the quarters: delpo, davydenko, tsonga etc

We didn’t know how well we had it

>>149725441
You judging by choker? To be more correct, by her decision to wear a choker?

>>149725537
Yeah I thought of it later I'm retarded

>>149725179
>Also, who thought it was a good idea to use a green ball to play on grass?
literally David Attenborough

>>149725536
just enable it

The good thing for Fritz is that if he somehow gets through this match he has a very strong record against the other semi finalists.

Both of these bums have a sub 30 first serve percentage, wtf is this shit. They should both apologize to the crowd then retire

Alcaraz is going to break all the records.

>>149725537
sounds like something a nonce would say tho

>>149725545
Very cute pleasing face. The kind that breaks your heart in high school.

>>149725518
Fuck Fed for losing that match

>>149725179
ironically ive never had a problem seeing the ball in wimbledon but whenever monte carlo is on i cannot see shit and i dont know why even thiugh the court is red

>>149725397
on the plus side though, that picture is literally all of them

>"body serves are bad"
>jammed by a body serve at 15-30

Why there are no pierced guys with bandana in tennis? Headband is gay

If I was a successful 195cm tennis player id be like rodman, make tattoes, pierce my ears and wear Dior made golden stitched bandanas and driving to and off the venue on a loud black v12 Ferrari!!!

Imagine if Shitz gets broken here, in 30 mins Sinner Djoko starts

>>149725580
IN THE FUTURE I SAID

>>149725569
calm down jeffrey

>>149725551
That's cool, thanks.

>>149725584
yeah monte carlo and clay in general is worse for ball visibility

>>149725592
Bases

>>149725596
>in 30 mins Sinner Djoko starts
hope it's kino

I’m falling asleep

Someone post THAT Eala clip pls to wake me

sad moorgs falling asleep whilst her "bf" playing the most important match of his career

Fritz is trash bros

>>149725601
She's a pretty girl I didn't say anything lewd

>>149725610
>two old men fighting eachother
Who's going to fall down first?

I honestly can't think of anything more reddit than Alcaraz. Only thing that comes close is James Gunn superhero movies.

>>149725626
won't be Novax. his blood is pure

>>149725632
define "reddit", out of interest

alcaraz gna let fritz have this set

calling it

>>149725639
Anything I dislike

>>149725620
first couple sets were alright

>>149725639
Trying to be funny, smart and endearing but coming off as obnoxious, arrogant and soulless

>>149725632
LMAO based koko

>>149725655
That's LITERALLY me

spaniards looks absolutely gormless

>>149725655
like andre agassi's commentary

>>149725639
Sth like people are being fake and polite, and appreciate bullshit out of political correctness, without being aware of their cuckness. For example saying Monfils and Svitolina are a great couple.

>>149725632
>>149725668
whats your beef with Spaniards? have one turn you down or something?

>>149725678
i am not a looker either i meant to type spaniard not spaniards

>>149725678
bestiality is a pretty serious accusation

>>149725639
Beta male
Cuck
Pathetic
Bullied
Weak
Low T
Powerless
Submissive

>>149725686
>>149725686
>>149725686

>>149724099 (OP)
never cared about tennis in my life but I like this pic

>>149725632
I'm from south of Spain, many years ago we went on a school trip to Gibraltar and a monkey broke the digital camera of the posh girl in my class. It was the best part of the trip. That and the Toblerone I bought, I also bought a fake perfume.

>>149725639
The pure distilled essence of reddit is smug millenial liberals, fiercely pro big corporations and political correctness - they love consooming.

This guy Fritz is horrible

>>149725030
>it pisses me off that people watch the matches they like
cry more

>>149724099 (OP)
PHWOAR looks tasty

>>149724402
We often get that in Florida. No big deal.

>>149725063
nose to narrow
lips ridiculous

i get that cosmetic surgeons manipulate them into this shit but don't any of their friends or family ever tell them the truth?