Thread 149725026

1:40pm - Bulldogs v Adelaide, Docklands Stadium
4:00pm - GWS v Geelong, Sydney Showgrounds
7:35pm - Richmond v Essendon, Melbourne Cricket Ground
8:10pm - Fremantle v Hawthorn, Perth Stadium

crows

SUPER SATURDAY

any true footy expert understands that tonights result does nothing to damage Collingwood's premiership prospects and, if anything, makes them look an even scarier team

>>149725436
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149725436
It just showed they are a one man team.
When Pendlebury was off as a sub they got absolutely bodied. When he came into the game Collingwood started dominating.

Their entire season rests on the legs of a 40 year old.

it was weird how channel 7 repeatedly showed a collingwood supporter dressed up like joffa without making a comment on it

>>149725466
Predictive programming innit

lol

>>149725464
if it isn't pendlebury it's naicos, or sidebottom, or jaicos, or crisp, or long
we'll hopefully have de goey and mccreery back too at some point

>>149726002
Cope.

Pies don't have to leave the MCG the rest of the year

We got an easy draw so that makes us good.

Mac Andrew is a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYIpEkIW0eM&ab_channel=HARAMIGANG

>>149726469
Rarely see such a crisp post.

I miss the turk desu

Footy is just dogshit these days

>>149726453
crisp adelaide, geelong, pies, and suns

>>149729667
the Donmeh got him. You probably have simmilar thing in your country that cancelled the elections.

it is impossible for the fagpies to ever have a moral victory because they are an immoral club with snipers everywhere and a literal criminal who should not be on the field in de goey. that's not even mentioning their feral supporters, joffa says it all. i would be embarassed to support such a scum club.

Just woke up
Think today is going to be a bad day

>>149725026 (OP)
i dont follow this sport or know anything about it but I always read these threads because of the schizo posts you aussies produce

i was posting about the first lions tour that played footy games the other day. now the cunting abc write about it

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-12/british-and-irish-lions-played-victorian-rules-football/105291494

>>149730273
/r/ThatHappened

>>149730074
kek

‘She’s been ravaged’: Missing German backpacker Carolina Wilga found alive

See you at the draft with pick 1, 2(priority pick), 3 (band 1 compensation).

>>149730074
oi bruv you got a loicense to read these threads?

I dunno what that means bro

>>149730533
>‘She’s been ravaged’
referring to her undies here

she's a lucky girl. would have turned up here with the other german backpackers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHEDrLI-gP0

>>149731016
asio really peaked at that time

BOILING at 5am

Will we need to verify our ID to post of /alf/?

>>149731317
Hopefully. Tired of off-topic, pol and shitposting.

>>149731349
see>>149731169

>>149730074
ever wondered why they were kicked out of 109 countries mate

3rd coffee looms

>>149731526
can you please log in with your digital ID before you make that post, thanks.
>ASIO

>>149731169
based any post since we were forced to spy on our own innocent citizens

>>149731677
kek sloppy work mossad

Good developments in Northern Ireland

>>149731810
what's happening is the country going to pay their debts so britain can sell it?

>the protestant cuck North
cringe

>>149731860
where in the bible does it say you need gold candle holders or a silver cross? or that a priest or pope has a better connection with god than you do?

whole thing is a scam they usurped the common man's link with god because they were afraid it would make them defunct

>micksperg is a prot
The puzzle comes together.

kek this moron

gma

what happened here?

mickhead

>>149731956
blud thought he could deepthroat that BTC

>>149731956
>going to thailand and not rooting a ladyboy is like going to bankstown and not eating a kebab

i’ve got a feelin
that tonight’s gonna be a good night
that tonight’s gonna be a good good night

>>149731956
that's a seriously good planned hit

>>149731956
>Police investigating the death of high-flying Australian lawyer Christopher Saines are looking into whether a white powder found in his pocket was cocaine - and if the Thai massage parlour where he died was licensed to operate.

>Mr Saines was holidaying with his wife, Chantho, and their two children on the popular southern island of Koh Samui.

>Authorities say initial inquiries suggest the “deeply loved and devoted” father died from heart failure.

>Mr Saines was last seen barefoot and with a beer in hand before he entered Siam Touch Massage in Bo Phut late on Sunday night.
went out like warnie

Anglo aussies and thai trannies, name a more iconic duo

>>149732095
Anglo trannies and little kids

>>149732095
>>149732111

~Just Protestant Things~

i suppose i should get up out of bed

wanking my cock to ribbons

>actual good games this week
huh

sipping’ a Mango Loco Monster before I go to inspect some properties

>>149732172
same

have a coffee like a normal person

>>149732254
I’m a diagnosed sperg, I’m allowed to be abnormal

>>149731613
no but steven toray

>>149732323
cringe

>>149732089
meant bell st maccas in 15 minutes iykwim haha

>>149732172
applied for a 10 year 20% mortgage yet mate

how shits collingwood even the umps couldnt get em over the line said before the season theyd break down towards the end of the season should finish a solid 6th kek lmao rofl jajaja xDxD

Ranjeet redeemed the fuel cutoff switches bloody bhenchod rascal

Looking forward to another day of absolutely dogshit footy
Thanks AFL House, fucking maggots

redeemed the 4c per litre yet mate

>>149732420
dont watch it then fuckwit

how bizarre
how bizarre, how bizarre

>>149732435
Don't tell me what to do you fucking worm

>>149732442
stop crying like a woman cunt

How shit has the footy been this year
Always next year I suppose

Morning nrlsperg
Nobody to talk to in your thread?

>Sausage and Egg (with bacon) Mcgriddle
Probably the best thing Maccas has done in a while, a sweeter mcmuffin that somehow just works. Could maybe use a sauce or even a little more syrup. A bit expensive but I think this will be a hit for people with a hangover.

8.5/10

For me it was the bakehouse brekky roll

>>149732448
I'll kick your teeth down your throat and out your arse

>>149732420
if it was from footscray it'd be absolutely western bulldogshit footy iykwim haha

for me it's a homemade ham cheese and tomato toastie

I can't actually fathom how brain-damaged you would have to be to enjoy the slop that has been served up this year, footballing wise
To call it a disgrace barely touches the surface of how evil the AFL has become. It's no incompetence -- it is genuine evil

Can't remember the last good game of footy

Thinking another day of SHIT footy for MORONS looms
I'm not buying your bullshit Dill

The Andrew Dillon/Laura Kane Axis of Evil

applied for a tassie devils membership yet mate

I agree that the footy this year has generally been quite low quality and not that enjoyable to watch

TASSIELA u in moite¿

Today I'm feeling beige chinos, navy check shirt, gilet and my brown RMs

>>149725026 (OP)
always have 'cric' in the OP, king
tabla x

>>149732565
based alcoholic

>>149732665
>>149722594
>>149722594
>>149722594

here's your thread mate

>>149722594
>>149722594
>>149722594

last night's game was the best game in weeks

>>149732691
Even then it was still meme bullshit with the fake plastic team and Collingsharts unable to kick straight
That game would be mocked id it was played in the 90s

>>149732712
do you enjoy anything in life?

was i comparing it to the 90s you stupid fucking cunt

>>149732728
female pretty feet

Any game involving an AFL franchise team cannot be, definitionally, "good"

collingwood is a plastic team compared to MY porties so really don't care if someone considers the suns plastic, would rather have them in the league than aint kilda or freo

12-team VFL and return to state leagues is the solution
Interstate games have become meaningless -- nothing like the West Coast Wankers days

Port Power is an AFL franchise team that has a retconned history
Sorry if you can't handle that simple truth

>>149732728
I enjoy anything in life that is beautiful and true
Modern AFL is everything but that

>>149732503
nah you wouldnt you complain like a woman so lack testosterone
your life would basically be in my hands if we were to fight and i wouldnt even call it a fight just a decision i make on whether you live or die

nothing has been retconned in ports history you retarded poof

>delusional power customer
Wow, how novel

>>149732782
>>149732771
>>149732636
>>149732748
indubitably ...yepyep, was making the same observations the other day ngl fellas

classic piesperg upset that port is more successful and has more soul as a club

Are the scumps going to be fired for not getting poolingpood over the line like they were paid to?

>>149732824
ta x

>>149732157
*ctrl+s*
yoink
tabla x

chabin bla

>everything I don't like is Collingwood
Go speak to a psych

>>149732836
>>149732848
nowt much fellas x

whats the least jewed browser

feel like alf seb is an imposter not the og

They say the quality of the thread reflects the quality of the sport

>>149732870
netscape. bonzai buddy for an added layer of jewtection

yea and this is a good thread

>>149732871
hmmmm..got any proofs fella¿

>>149732909
gunna need a tractor pic pls. im og sebgang

feel like antifootysperg is an imposter

imposter or not seb is my favourite poster
x

Good morning alf

Happy SUPER SATURDAY

Feel like j'accuseposter is an imposter

>>149732943
unironically this. for me its the mong pepes

Reckon it will be more a SHIT SATURDAY haha footy these days is SHIT

>>149732920
>>149732943
>>149732960
x

>>149732968
About time somebody mentioned this

YFO

sebla can stay ta x

>>149733030
tabla x

>>149732999
SebLORD
U
P
E
R

>>149733040
x

Really, really good read

wonder what my nemesis on /g/ is doing rn

>>149733040
sold my Kubota btw
luffed it, but I felt it was oversized ngl

bring back 12:30pm start time, last week was comfy

i thought doggies v crom was 12:30
said on the broadcast last night

OUR SPORT REFERENCED

>>149733075
i remember you were stoked when you got it, the saad looking good m9

post yfw when your sport gets watched

dont trust food cooked by the elderly
their hygiene is bad and theirs bits of human in it like hair and skin maybe even fecal matter

>>149733097
that’s when the coverage starts i think

>>149733075
>>149733124
..yh I miss it ngl

cant stop laughing at nick daicos
what a massive bitch

We love in a panic society

love morning sebchats hit or miss fella x
>morning melb sun
>coffee warm
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12D0tMzxH4A playing
>my dosn play tonight

feeling quite jovial x

>>149733157
hobby farm or full farm seb?
also pls gib tomato growing tips, I only ever get small yields

While My Anus Gently Seeps

beers at sebs house me thinks

>>149733167
The aerial wipeout was elite, watching the little faggot trying to burn young cunts faster than him then fumbling disposals all night was pure kino

>Collingwood
>Nick Daicos

Fucking fuming and I am NOT INTERESTED in talking about it

>>149733250
talk about what haha

>>149733250
I'm not interested in hearing about it dont post again cheers fuckwit.

>>149733262
I'll snap your neck maggot
>>149733254
It's nothing really

Imagine a bunch of naked women all oiled up and just waiting for you to fuck them haha that would be pretty fun and funny

>>149733265
told you not to post again

>fucking fuming about nothing really
sounds like you need a solid overhand right to the orbital

good MOOOOning mooo moo moooo

>>149733221
>>149733237
x
>>149733224
hobby, fella. found that pruning the lower branches, fertilizing when they flower, and providing a trellis all work well, fella. didn't have to buy any tomatoes for the better part of the year last season, ngl x

>>149733275
id cum in 30 seconds and then what

>>149733312
They'd probably all bully you for cumming so quickly haha that would be pretty sexy imagine how embarrassed you'd be haha

Josh daicos got 198 supercoach points last night

Haha posting is actually a new height of genius. It's quite subtle but there is really quite a lot of substance to it

>>149733351
cric vibes in this post
fuck it off cunt haha

>>149733307
cheers seb hope you been well m8 finna go for a jog

>>149733312
they peg you

/cric/ posters be like
>Im from the UK and usually when I cum it's a dribble like 30% of the time and shoots a few inches the other 70% of the time. While in Japan I'm shooting 2 feet atleast. Is it due to the amount of walking? The food? For context i had a office job and I am relatively sedentary at home.

>>149733441
GOTTEM

What a peculiar post

>>149733441
the post of the thread

Heard a rumour about Mac Andrew

morning wank then ill carpe diem

Had a long list of things I wanted to do today.

Might not do any of them and just play video games

would do ungodly things for a dart rn

>>149733576
*unzips*

>>149733576
*unzips*

We need a wildcard round so that big clubs like essendon and Carlton have a chance to sneak into the finals, and the whole league would be better off for it.

carpe diem

the epstein shit gets fucking funnier and funnier
they are getting so desperate to make it go away

>>149730074
same reason i go to /brit/ (at least i used to)

>>149733595
those clubs will miss most finals even with a top 10

>>149733576
*decides if I want a tailor from my full 20 pack or a RYO from my full 30gram pouch* :^)

>>149733614
It's a literal nothingburger mate.
Already been confirmed he was just a rich bloke who liked under-age girls.

>>149733642
so true MAGA!!

>>149733642
fellow warrior wwg1wga

i wear cheap clothes from big w and kmart

>>149733676
same

I am an ambassador of the mr. big line

does i smell straffgra?

>>149733683
me to they underware division ;)

>>149733676
I wear plain coloured tshirts from kmart and target and hoodies and trackies in winter. But a large amount of my wardrobe is Gazman since it's neat and clean cut and not super expensive.

I MUST GAMBLE

>>149733712
I've put money on the crows today

shut up cunt

gma

>>149733676
>>149733712
samefag

evens do a bit of clothes shopping in the city odds drink all day, mulga mulga and stellar blade

dont care

been getting around uniqlo

lest we forget

>factory resetting router to get a new ip address
whoever made that is a spastic

Wankin my fuckin dick off lads!

>>149733813
I made this but that's the retarded version where I fucked up >corps

here's the fixed

>>149733441
I found this when I was in Europe last year. I work in an office job and also fairly sedentary, but in Europe I was doing 20-25,000 steps each day walking around 15kms most days and felt quite sexually virile. My misso and I were having sex pretty much every day on the trip and I had no problems getting hard every day. Meanwhile back home that doesn't happen and twice a week feels a lot for me at times.

I know this information but just find it hard to find the time to be so active

>>149733848
kek I am a spastic didn't even realise that at the time

>clothes shopping
dont mind poofs but keep it to yourself pls m8

>in Europe I was doing 20-25,000 steps each day
>c lothes shopping
dont you faggots have your own board

i assume anything i read here that is poofy is copy and pasted from reddit

holy based

i dont know what that is or means

20% of /afl/ now is literally reposts. Some autist keeps saving posts to a word document and pasting them every thread.
I make jokes here and then 2 days later see someone else post the same thing word for word. Its concerning to say the least

Please somebody just end my suffering

stay strong vossy

im taking a shit at work
ama

why does vossy get all the hate when the list is absolute dogshit

Yikes!

I need to find a way to make money and get a gf. Any ideas?

planning to do nothing but watch footy all day

paddy cripps is the most overrated footballer in the history of the sport, two brownlows despite zero success

you just know they (yes THEY) are going to make sure daicos ends a multiple brownlow winner as well

>>149734227
I can't think of the last deserving brownlow winner
maybe neale in '20

>>149734282
yep sometime around there it became an absolute joke and its got even worse
reminder cripps supposedly had the best season ever by any player last year

>off topic fun all morning
>post something with political undertones
>(you) dont agree with it
>(you) report it

the coward known as the discussion dodging rulescunt

>>149734295
cripps hasn't been good in years, his body has broken down and the game has moved past those kinds of players
he was getting 2 votes in losses kek
also bont averaged 126.4 supercoach points and got 19 votes

>>149734300
There is literally an entirely separate board dedicated to political discussion

>>149734358
good you should go there so you can get some exposure to other opinions

>no unna post
cursed bread

Looking forward to an absolutely dogshit afternoon and evening of football

>4 games on today
>not one of them look to be any good
zzzZZZZZzz.....

i gave in a bought a pack of darts. 6 months down the drain.

What do you think of them trying to bring back Toyota Legendary Moments? Got two new guys i guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5w06rXixv0

>>149734661
Old edition for comparison:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZII8TyXnBHs

>>149734661
woke nonsense

Hello frens, we cordially invite you to join us in /hoc/ tonight. We hope to see you there!
>>149734630

>>149734677
fuck off

>>149734661
>>149734668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNKErMrWAec

all 4 game today look pretty good 2bdesu

>>149734709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtuxyJ1PNoQ

went to my first apartment inspection today, I really like it

Wow man that's heckin amazeballs

320 days sober, REALLY want to get smashed right now.

wish coke was cheaper. healthier than the jew juice.

>>149734763
sorry mate mr and mrs singh or zhang will get it

/afl/ is not you blog/fb

>>149734610
>two big 4 clubs
>mcg
as a proud victorian man i live for matchups like these, very disappointed it wasnt thursday or friday night but i guess saturday night is ok

R.E.M. is the worst band in the history of music

Lifted some weights this morning and just finished a 9km jog
Time to have about 15 pints and smoke some meth I reckon

>>149734803
if not them, kunal and panjeeta (and pooja, pooey, poonani and pooman, the latter not listed on the lease and sharing single room)

i actively avoid ads as much as possible why would i take time to watch them on youtube

>>149734841
friend of mine had a sharehouse with a chick named pooja kek

Do you blokes Heil Hitler?

>>149734841
indians being used to living in slum conditions is ruining our property market
20 of them pool their money and buy a house and then profit off it and they keep helping other out
its like when you introduce a non native pest and it just destroys the environment like no one could have intended

I’m at Mars Stadium waiting for the footy to start, where the fuck is everyone! It starts in half an hour! So pumped though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiN1dA_aoYI
A nice exchange between Kane and Eddie to tide you over until the Dogs and Crows

its abundantly clear you dumb spastics know literally nothing about politics, shut the fuck up

love you lads, cheers

everything i own on croms
>>149734898
please give your insight into the property crisis

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14884173/Annie-Knight-lashes-Bonnie-Blue-singled-shocking-spray.html

where does /alf/ stand on this? are we team annie or team bonnie?

>>149734945
Annie because I want to ram cock up inside her cunt

>>149734945
we're team grace you degenerate gooning coomfaced faggot

in love with carolina

>>149734982
fucking THIS #teamcarolina

watching videos of palestinian mudrats getting bombed

>>149734945
They're both stupid, mid whores but I prefer Bonnie Blue and reading that article it's hardly a spray. She pointed out the other whores copying her whore shit that are being permitted to stay on onlywhores while she's been de-platformed so seems biased and unfair.

Politics is for fucking nerds

>>149735003
based migatard

>>149735034
>>149735038
going to the free palestine rally tomorrow you hobos?

>only good game for the week on in two minutes
>sandjew politics talk is occurring
deportations
all of them
pro-israel, pro-palestine, off to Christmas Island you go

>>149735056
based retard psyoped (by jews and good goys) into hating muzzies on the other side of the world instead of the jeet INFESTATION at home.

Predictions:
Crows by 20
Cats by 20
Richmond by 20

goin to the tip

better cry some more white woman tears over some paliwood crisis acting you dumb cunt. why don't you donate to fund some rock apes 'wheelchair' while you are at it too kek. brainwashed fucks

>>149735130
isn't there a street you should be shitting on?

>>149725026 (OP)
first game in a time im awake for and all i get is abo mystery meat and kfc cuck group commercials, how bad is it getting emu bros

also this is the crows year

based tex said im not wearing that abo shit today and forced the crows hand

>>149734940
>please say something offtopic so i can report it
not falling for it champ

>>149735142
do you enjoy wearing a tea towel over your head in Collingwood you brainlet?

stop arguing or ill nuke the thread

you won't do shit you rock ape cock sucker.

>>149735182
sorry. rankin's goal, lovely stuff.

>>149735195
>>149735182
now kiss fags

the quickest way to peace is killing all radical islam cunts and you all fucking know it but you've all been brainwashed by sand people propoganda

oh btw wouldn't have gone on this rant of rulescunt had a spine and could tolerate an opinion he doesn't like to see. reap what you sow hope you spend your day watching the report cooldown expire and waiting to see these posts deleted.

>>149735246
right on, sports are haram, get them all out, go crows

fuck the crows they're miserable cheating cunts
MY doggies are going to smash these pretenders Just like Israel has decimated radical islam

Haha. He said "butts have to be clean". Lol

>>149735287
the pride of south oz is gonna get you cunt

norton dangerous but dogspergs NO chance today
>>149735246
yeah getting rid of radical islam (next to non-existent in aus, and kike + saudi sponsored in the middle east) is going to prevent the chink and jeet crisis which is turning aus into a dump.

corws need to play with more heart, should be pushed around by these clowns

>>149735287
eat shit

>>149735373
just vote blue next election cycle mate im sure they will stop it kek. if anything they will probably turn the taps on even harder and blame Labor for "poor economic management" like they think everyone is still believing this bullshit as they did under scummo

brainlet

gonna clean the house today

never understand why phone posting is frowned upon on spee
cant imagine sitting at my computer instead of lying on the lounge shitposting while watching the telly

darcy genuinely looks like an alien with his build, bony skull and retarded hair

WHAT THE FUCK IS WALKER DOING

>>149735393
your clubs a genuine certified pack of cheats

This game sucks

There was no need for Bonnie to through Annie under the bus like she did. I think she’s just jealous of her success.

i want to hear sarah jones say I.Cumming

its a heckin shootout at marvel

cfrom DOMINATING as predicted
>>149735401
>both major parties are fucking us with jeets and chinks
>... fucking muzzies
retard

stop the game
all eyes on gaza

>>149735483
>brilliant score from... the crows player

really want to see that fat dog spastic and angry cunt today
they would be going off

>>149735473
crybaby faggot

less whinging from you retards more subscribing to pewdiepie

crows gonna take teh day

>>149735543
cheat club with no guts (just like phil Walsh)

Pleeeeeassaeeee give me attention please please please pleeewaasseeee

If I were an AFL player I'd strategically devise a plan to ""accidentally" severely injure Eleni during play in the hopes she'd be replaced by the emergency umpire, perhaps maybe even forever

play on, play on, play on, play on, play on, play on, play on, play on

>>149735577
same

>>149735577
id stand directly behind her at a ball up and let her walk backwards into me and my dick would press up against her bum

>>149735559
your little bitch team is losing at home btw

kek at the marvel electronic board ads for that dogshit disney flop

>>149735598
same

what does adelaide even bring to the competition? nothing but puerile whinging

club of nothing, nobodies, no soul and no hope.

*said in a limp, lispy, poofy voice*
>Outside 5!

>>149735606
Elio? I thought it was pretty good

drop bears take away your humour, dia all the chinks and mudlsime turn you into cancuks

>>149735615
this
born in a courtroom, literally the most plastic franchise in the world. they were almost soulless enough to name themselves after a car too, absolute corporate cocksuckers.

>>149735603
gone the early crow here
better swap out the boots at halftime like racheat did against hawthorn kek

>>149735623
Shut the fuck up

imagine Eleni umpiring one of your games with her cuck umpire of a husband and toppling her and laying on top of her face down with your dick over her bum while her husband watches haha

COLD PIES

Same old Bevo's Doggies. Refuses to play a real ruckman, and insists on playing his favourite 5-6 shit players every game.

fuck this seppo putting in work for attention kek what a loser

why do you guys like that running away house aami ad so much?

>>149735648
first and last warning. post filth like that again and expect a ban. good quarter of footy.

>>149735643
now type that again but without crying

>>149735684
i just think it's a brilliant piece of advertising

i like the nab ads that have all dei actors

isuck wankine

i don't like the nab ads that have all dei actors

>>149735693
sarr please

why are you guys so obsessed with ads

>>149735623
your entire country literally worships negros kek

>>149735766
I would prefer to just masturbate than fuck this.

imagine eleni just yelling cumming! over and over again

lol look at your jerseys and tell me the abbo name youre going by today

back flip off a bridge, bet you wish you were a crow and could fly away after doing so

THILLY THILLY
THILLY THILLY!

>jersey
foy

>>149735834
you are so fucking mad right now

never masturbating again

>people tipped fullwogs
Kek

lunch looms

Chinese for dinner

NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA

>>149735858
id be upset if i had to have a whole day for "first nations too"

gonna better when crows take the day

remember when majak daw jumped off a bridge lol
imagine him crawling around crying for help like a spastic

janny janny janny is a tranny tranny tranny
cut off his cock and now he has a fanny

the gloves are off now

grim grimlish

>>149735890
i can't even tell what you're trying to say you illiterate fucking moron
go to chatgpt and get it to come up with some insults for you because you're shit at this

why did he come here just to seethe
never seen someone so mad before

Realistically who the FUCK stops the crows?
Their forward line is too good. They get it inside 50 they score goals.

missus is looking cute in her activewear. we’ve taken our fluffy little dog out to line up 45mins for a banh mi

did someone say butts out?

>>149735971
except when they play teams with a good defence, then they score fuckall
>52 v gws (win)
>67 v fred (loss)
>68 v pies (loss)
>68 v bane (only won due to bane being shit)
>44 v hawthorn (loss)

>>149735971
not the fagdogs thats who

vegetables are stupid

NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE !
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!

>>149736045
I agree

>>149736030
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

dogspergs GO HOME jeets GO HOME trannies GO HOME poofs (except rankine) GO HOME

on a serious note what time is it and weather they haven't shown the sky once

>>149736064
lol get off my channel abbo, petrol is for the can

>trying to bait yous
what an absolute sad fuck

I simply do NOT care.

I love Marvel

NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA

palestine will NEVER be free

wanked 3 times today
do you think if there was no refractory period we would just wank all day

>>149736170
those are rookie numbers, if you dont stay hard get on meds old man

GO BOMBERS

>>149736083
It's 2:30pm and there's a room on the stadium, Burger.

>show the doctor telling the family their son is dying
classy

>>149736221
ty i alwyas forget teh season difference, gave vibes of a night game

>>149736236
lol if i was in a vassal a state id be kind too

latest bunnings girl not bad at all

same

31 and never had a gf

>>149736297
same

NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE!
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!

>>149736267
ooh boy how many times has bibi been to the white house this year mate?

time is money

>>149736297
the best advice and easiest to over think is to be yourself, i can trick any whore into liking me for a week, if you are being someone other than yourself they will leave, be considerate and unapolligeiclly yourslef, and you will fibnd some one, in time

NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA

Masked Ball - Jocelyn Pook

is there a more untalented hack than andy lee? fucker is so unfunny and just rides on the coattails of hamish so bad.
>inb4 hamish blake

trying too hard
not interested

carolina’s pooey undies

NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE !
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA

that paramedic was hot as fuck

>>149736414
joe rogan and every comedian in his orbit
american "comedy" is the pits and should be routinely mocked whenever you have the opportunity

american comedy died with norm

good to see hiim walk off on his own power, the slaughter will continue

>>149735766
>>149735693

lmao look at this absolute loser

do you spend your whole day here moderating the place?

absolutely pathetic lol

>noooo pay attention to my shitty crows / bulldogs or I will ban you !!!

pathetic

>>149736437
absolutely cannot stomach cunts like rogan who sit around with other comedians and bang on about how hard "the craft" is.

another dawson flop
adelaide are extremely unlikeable

carolina’s rancid two week old piss and poo stained knickers

>>149736460
actually trannyjannies dont threaten they do

throw it up ump you fucking spastic

SACK BEVO

BIG FUCKIN SPASTIC

crows got a fire in them, only lost by 1 to the fagpies, its our year, very hard to beat a team twice

naughton 12 point turnaround, what a mong

Yawn. Wake me up when the Essendon game starts.

>>149736532
oh im sorry did keays kick the goal?

>>149736560
went early lol

rulesperg is a crows supporter

>>149736359
cringe

>>149736297
No I'm 36

>>149736576
lol i bet youre great with whores

26 and never been to a party

Surprise, surprise: another absolutely dogshit game of footy

36 and zoomer girls keep inviting me to parties

free kick bulldogs

and then he sent him a fucking SCARF

peatling tried to duck again lol, eat shit
soft fucking free kick though

I picked up a girl at a party once by telling her I wanted to lick her arsehole (and I did)

peatling gets injured trying to duck KWAB
hope it happens to daicos or merrett next

Why is footy so boring this year>>149736637

is riley garcia related to jose romero?

Storm v Knights just started if anyone is interested

NRL is the only thing shitter than modern AFL
No thanks

yo whos the bulldog with the rat face and glorious but thin mullet

king

CAWW CAWW

that bulldog 2nd all time goal cheers but die in a hole

droneball

>>149736721
bailey smith

so many soft adelaide free kicks

>>149736743
ty bro

Should've just let it go
It was a sick goal and nobody would've even noticed it hit the post

Jocelyn Flopeher

>>149736754
i thought it was good, that path to get it was the longest ive sen uninterrupted

Footy has always been imperfect desu
Basically any ball sport which involves running up and down two ends of a field is plebocratic retardation which was never meant to be regulated let alone glorified and professionalised

>>149736786
So true.

wtf you guys told me this was the one good game this week
this is a belting

why are teams like collinwood always so good an st kilda so bad,

i think its the crows year but the same teams always wni

C A W
A
W

bws girl has a ripping bod but face is a bit haggard for my liking

How come dogs have a better midfield than the crows which is getting beaten up by the crows midfield?

>>149736460
first and last warning. post off topic garbage like this again and expect again. exciting final quarter coming up.

I told you the Bulldogs were shit.
Can't believe the media carry on about them every time they stomp some shit side. Means nothing. They are an ordinary side with a shit coach.

>>149736837
Flop? Mate they're just not in the same class, simple as that. Stop letting the media fool you into believing the Doggies are anything more than an average side.

caleb poulter has the most bizarre build
twink but long mullet and tattoos

>>149736843
>>149736841
both yall nigs gotta stop being to tough to @

also your bacon looks liek shit

Shitscray get carried by a handful of elite players but have poor depth and a demented coach. Basically collingwood under cuckley

the dogs have been sucked off by the media as either playing the best footy or having the best midfield all year
they are fucking shit and lose as much as they win kek

youre harvey norman prices scare me

>>149736837
desu crows were in a similar position, only beating brisbane due to their utter dogshit scoring

>>149736859
literally go outside if you're in Melbourne and you'll see thousands of him

hairstyles are not substitutes for a personality

>>149736859
What bogan footy culture does to a cute young man. Many such cases. Sad!

>check bigfooty
>dogs fans convinced the umpires are the reason they're losing

>>149736903
probably the big spergs in the cheer squad

Flat track bulldogs

>>149736903
crows got this see you fags next time there is a reasonably timed game

its the crows year

yes moshii, make it closer!!

quiet loom perchance?

>>149736921
lmao
everyone loves talking about how his arms get chopped what else are the defenders meant to do cunts arms are 3m long

>>149736921
fucking kek these spergers
like do they think their pissant club can waltz into the afl and demand anything

>>149736889
how about facial hair?

remember when the entire darcy family were breaking down crying over a month long injury
family of fucking soft pooftas

>>149736961
same

THRILLHO

Well, looks like dad has finally stopped talking to me. All alone now.

crom will drop out first week of finals
terrible team carried by easy fixture, exact same team finished 14th last year might i add

which of these is better statwise? HOs v clearances, tackles etc

>>149736989
Top 4 teams can't drop out in the first week of finals

first to 100 usually wins

fantasy score is the only stat that matters

>>149736989
go punch some drywall you davoren park bogan fuck

hard to drop out first week of finals
from the top 4

>>149736989
trvke

reckon I'd give aussie servers a panic attack

>>149737006
yeah it's hard but they'll find a way to do it kek

>>149737016
like most things the afl do its tactical and on purpose
its so they can kill the bounce and bring more female umps in

>>149737000
who said they will be top 4

Dogs fan here.
Darcy cops some treatment where he should be getting frees, but he's played a stinker today. Just got a case of butterfingers when he's usually sticky.
We have no hope of winning anything. The coach is a moron, and the board allocated him too much control over the club for the past 5 years. Bevo has had a lot of input on list management and it shows; waaaay too many shit players that are obviously his personal picks.

>>149737028
Their current ladder position and remaning matches.

i want a romanian camwhore gf tbqh lads

>>149737031
they won't beat the suns, hawthorn, or collingwood, and will henceforth fall out of the top 4
your flat-track bullies with steel studs won't go anywhere

impressive how >we cause such consistent, unsolicited SEETHE

lots of duckers on the crows

crom fans are so sensitive when their plastic franchise is insulted, can't even be happy when they are winning
KWAB

man do these losers really just sit at their computers and pseudo-commentate all game? crying every single time they feel an umpiring decision or non-decision doesn't favor them?

NEW
>>149724503
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>>149724503

>>149737042
They will go in as favourites against suns and hawthorn, and collingwood will probably have clinched 1st by that point and will rest players. Extremely unlikely they lose all 3 of those home matches

lads, izak just posted

>>149737057
tabla x

>>149737056
>man do these losers really just sit at their computers and pseudo-commentate all game?
uhhhh yeah what a loser haha *sweats nervously*

>>149737057
thanks mate

>>149737056
they phone post from the pub mate

so many prozzies offering natural vag/anal sex lately

GWS will beat Geelong today

>>149736903
>>149736843
both of these posts apply to the crom btw

wtf marvel team cucktomers don't even get their own booth? the injured players have to sit in the crowd???? LMAO

>>149737002
trvke

>can't win in melbourne
>can't win at the MCG
>can't win against top 8 teams
--->YOU ARE HERE<---
>can't make finals
>can't win finals
>can't win Grand Finals
>can't have a decade long dynasty leading to the dissolution of the entire league

>>149737073
nah no taylor cameron will kick 10
also buckley is semi injured from last week iirc

NOT YET THEY HAVENT

>>149737082
>top 8 teams
dogs will be out of the 8 end of the round kek

>>149737071
'risp me right now

uhhh 100 point rule bros....

uhhh leigh matthews rule lads

can not begin to tell you how much I hate both this sport and fucking jeets.

uh crowbros?

KEK the fat toothless dog woman KEK KEK KEK

dogsperg jr.

seriously how many goals would Darcy kick vs dogs if he didn't play for them lol

dogsperg are you okay?
so, dogsperg, are you okay? Are you okay, dogsperg?

>>149737118
Stop fucking jeets then

new for when this game ends
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