1:40pm - Bulldogs v Adelaide, Docklands Stadium
4:00pm - GWS v Geelong, Sydney Showgrounds
7:35pm - Richmond v Essendon, Melbourne Cricket Ground
8:10pm - Fremantle v Hawthorn, Perth Stadium
any true footy expert understands that tonights result does nothing to damage Collingwood's premiership prospects and, if anything, makes them look an even scarier team
>>149725436FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S
>>149725436It just showed they are a one man team.
When Pendlebury was off as a sub they got absolutely bodied. When he came into the game Collingwood started dominating.
Their entire season rests on the legs of a 40 year old.
it was weird how channel 7 repeatedly showed a collingwood supporter dressed up like joffa without making a comment on it
>>149725466Predictive programming innit
>>149725464if it isn't pendlebury it's naicos, or sidebottom, or jaicos, or crisp, or long
we'll hopefully have de goey and mccreery back too at some point
Pies don't have to leave the MCG the rest of the year
We got an easy draw so that makes us good.
Mac Andrew is a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYIpEkIW0eM&ab_channel=HARAMIGANG
>>149726469Rarely see such a crisp post.
Footy is just dogshit these days
>>149726453crisp adelaide, geelong, pies, and suns
>>149729667the Donmeh got him. You probably have simmilar thing in your country that cancelled the elections.
it is impossible for the fagpies to ever have a moral victory because they are an immoral club with snipers everywhere and a literal criminal who should not be on the field in de goey. that's not even mentioning their feral supporters, joffa says it all. i would be embarassed to support such a scum club.
Just woke up
Think today is going to be a bad day
>>149725026 (OP)i dont follow this sport or know anything about it but I always read these threads because of the schizo posts you aussies produce
i was posting about the first lions tour that played footy games the other day. now the cunting abc write about it
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-12/british-and-irish-lions-played-victorian-rules-football/105291494
>>149730273/r/ThatHappened
‘She’s been ravaged’: Missing German backpacker Carolina Wilga found alive
See you at the draft with pick 1, 2(priority pick), 3 (band 1 compensation).
>>149730074oi bruv you got a loicense to read these threads?
>tfw doomed to loneliness because sub8 lvm
I dunno what that means bro
>>149730533>‘She’s been ravaged’referring to her undies here
she's a lucky girl. would have turned up here with the other german backpackers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHEDrLI-gP0
>>149731016asio really peaked at that time
Will we need to verify our ID to post of /alf/?
>>149731317Hopefully. Tired of off-topic, pol and shitposting.
>>149730074ever wondered why they were kicked out of 109 countries mate
>>149731526can you please log in with your digital ID before you make that post, thanks.
>ASIO
>>149731169based any post since we were forced to spy on our own innocent citizens
>>149731677kek sloppy work mossad
Good developments in Northern Ireland
>>149731810what's happening is the country going to pay their debts so britain can sell it?
>the protestant cuck North
cringe
>>149731860where in the bible does it say you need gold candle holders or a silver cross? or that a priest or pope has a better connection with god than you do?
whole thing is a scam they usurped the common man's link with god because they were afraid it would make them defunct
>micksperg is a prot
The puzzle comes together.
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>>149731956blud thought he could deepthroat that BTC
>>149731956>going to thailand and not rooting a ladyboy is like going to bankstown and not eating a kebab
i’ve got a feelin
that tonight’s gonna be a good night
that tonight’s gonna be a good good night
>>149731956that's a seriously good planned hit
>>149731956>Police investigating the death of high-flying Australian lawyer Christopher Saines are looking into whether a white powder found in his pocket was cocaine - and if the Thai massage parlour where he died was licensed to operate.>Mr Saines was holidaying with his wife, Chantho, and their two children on the popular southern island of Koh Samui.>Authorities say initial inquiries suggest the “deeply loved and devoted” father died from heart failure.>Mr Saines was last seen barefoot and with a beer in hand before he entered Siam Touch Massage in Bo Phut late on Sunday night.went out like warnie
Anglo aussies and thai trannies, name a more iconic duo
>>149732095Anglo trannies and little kids
>>149732095>>149732111~Just Protestant Things~
i suppose i should get up out of bed
wanking my cock to ribbons
>actual good games this week
huh
sipping’ a Mango Loco Monster before I go to inspect some properties
have a coffee like a normal person
>>149732254I’m a diagnosed sperg, I’m allowed to be abnormal
>>149731613no but steven toray
>>149732089meant bell st maccas in 15 minutes iykwim haha
>>149732172applied for a 10 year 20% mortgage yet mate
how shits collingwood even the umps couldnt get em over the line said before the season theyd break down towards the end of the season should finish a solid 6th kek lmao rofl jajaja xDxD
Ranjeet redeemed the fuel cutoff switches bloody bhenchod rascal
Looking forward to another day of absolutely dogshit footy
Thanks AFL House, fucking maggots
redeemed the 4c per litre yet mate
>>149732420dont watch it then fuckwit
how bizarre
how bizarre, how bizarre
>>149732435Don't tell me what to do you fucking worm
>>149732442stop crying like a woman cunt
How shit has the footy been this year
Always next year I suppose
Morning nrlsperg
Nobody to talk to in your thread?
>Sausage and Egg (with bacon) Mcgriddle
Probably the best thing Maccas has done in a while, a sweeter mcmuffin that somehow just works. Could maybe use a sauce or even a little more syrup. A bit expensive but I think this will be a hit for people with a hangover.
8.5/10
For me it was the bakehouse brekky roll
>>149732448I'll kick your teeth down your throat and out your arse
>>149732420if it was from footscray it'd be absolutely western bulldogshit footy iykwim haha
for me it's a homemade ham cheese and tomato toastie
I can't actually fathom how brain-damaged you would have to be to enjoy the slop that has been served up this year, footballing wise
To call it a disgrace barely touches the surface of how evil the AFL has become. It's no incompetence -- it is genuine evil
Can't remember the last good game of footy
Thinking another day of SHIT footy for MORONS looms
I'm not buying your bullshit Dill
The Andrew Dillon/Laura Kane Axis of Evil
applied for a tassie devils membership yet mate
I agree that the footy this year has generally been quite low quality and not that enjoyable to watch
Today I'm feeling beige chinos, navy check shirt, gilet and my brown RMs
>>149725026 (OP)always have 'cric' in the OP, king
tabla x
>>149732565based alcoholic
last night's game was the best game in weeks
>>149732691Even then it was still meme bullshit with the fake plastic team and Collingsharts unable to kick straight
That game would be mocked id it was played in the 90s
>>149732712do you enjoy anything in life?
was i comparing it to the 90s you stupid fucking cunt
>>149732728female pretty feet
Any game involving an AFL franchise team cannot be, definitionally, "good"
collingwood is a plastic team compared to MY porties so really don't care if someone considers the suns plastic, would rather have them in the league than aint kilda or freo
12-team VFL and return to state leagues is the solution
Interstate games have become meaningless -- nothing like the West Coast Wankers days
Port Power is an AFL franchise team that has a retconned history
Sorry if you can't handle that simple truth
>>149732728I enjoy anything in life that is beautiful and true
Modern AFL is everything but that
>>149732503nah you wouldnt you complain like a woman so lack testosterone
your life would basically be in my hands if we were to fight and i wouldnt even call it a fight just a decision i make on whether you live or die
nothing has been retconned in ports history you retarded poof
>delusional power customer
Wow, how novel
>>149732782>>149732771>>149732636>>149732748indubitably ...yepyep, was making the same observations the other day ngl fellas
classic piesperg upset that port is more successful and has more soul as a club
Are the scumps going to be fired for not getting poolingpood over the line like they were paid to?
>>149732157*ctrl+s*
yoink
tabla x
>everything I don't like is Collingwood
Go speak to a psych
whats the least jewed browser
feel like alf seb is an imposter not the og
They say the quality of the thread reflects the quality of the sport
>>149732870netscape. bonzai buddy for an added layer of jewtection
yea and this is a good thread
>>149732871hmmmm..got any proofs fella¿
>>149732909gunna need a tractor pic pls. im og sebgang
feel like antifootysperg is an imposter
imposter or not seb is my favourite poster
x
Good morning alf
Happy SUPER SATURDAY
Feel like j'accuseposter is an imposter
>>149732943unironically this. for me its the mong pepes
Reckon it will be more a SHIT SATURDAY haha footy these days is SHIT
>>149732968About time somebody mentioned this
wonder what my nemesis on /g/ is doing rn
>>149733040sold my Kubota btw
luffed it, but I felt it was oversized ngl
bring back 12:30pm start time, last week was comfy
i thought doggies v crom was 12:30
said on the broadcast last night
wrexham
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>>149733075i remember you were stoked when you got it, the saad looking good m9
post yfw when your sport gets watched
dont trust food cooked by the elderly
their hygiene is bad and theirs bits of human in it like hair and skin maybe even fecal matter
>>149733097that’s when the coverage starts i think
kubbu
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cant stop laughing at nick daicos
what a massive bitch
cofi
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We love in a panic society
love morning sebchats hit or miss fella x
>morning melb sun
>coffee warm
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12D0tMzxH4A playing
>my dosn play tonight
feeling quite jovial x
>>149733157hobby farm or full farm seb?
also pls gib tomato growing tips, I only ever get small yields
While My Anus Gently Seeps
beers at sebs house me thinks
>>149733167The aerial wipeout was elite, watching the little faggot trying to burn young cunts faster than him then fumbling disposals all night was pure kino
Fucking fuming and I am NOT INTERESTED in talking about it
>>149733250talk about what haha
>>149733250I'm not interested in hearing about it dont post again cheers fuckwit.
>>149733262I'll snap your neck maggot
>>149733254It's nothing really
Imagine a bunch of naked women all oiled up and just waiting for you to fuck them haha that would be pretty fun and funny
>>149733265told you not to post again
>fucking fuming about nothing really
sounds like you need a solid overhand right to the orbital
good MOOOOning mooo moo moooo
>>149733221>>149733237x
>>149733224hobby, fella. found that pruning the lower branches, fertilizing when they flower, and providing a trellis all work well, fella. didn't have to buy any tomatoes for the better part of the year last season, ngl x
>>149733275id cum in 30 seconds and then what
>>149733312They'd probably all bully you for cumming so quickly haha that would be pretty sexy imagine how embarrassed you'd be haha
Josh daicos got 198 supercoach points last night
Haha posting is actually a new height of genius. It's quite subtle but there is really quite a lot of substance to it
>>149733351cric vibes in this post
fuck it off cunt haha
>>149733307cheers seb hope you been well m8 finna go for a jog
/cric/ posters be like
>Im from the UK and usually when I cum it's a dribble like 30% of the time and shoots a few inches the other 70% of the time. While in Japan I'm shooting 2 feet atleast. Is it due to the amount of walking? The food? For context i had a office job and I am relatively sedentary at home.
>>149733441the post of the thread
Heard a rumour about Mac Andrew
morning wank then ill carpe diem
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Had a long list of things I wanted to do today.
Might not do any of them and just play video games
would do ungodly things for a dart rn
We need a wildcard round so that big clubs like essendon and Carlton have a chance to sneak into the finals, and the whole league would be better off for it.
the epstein shit gets fucking funnier and funnier
they are getting so desperate to make it go away
>>149730074same reason i go to /brit/ (at least i used to)
>>149733595those clubs will miss most finals even with a top 10
>>149733576*decides if I want a tailor from my full 20 pack or a RYO from my full 30gram pouch* :^)
>>149733614It's a literal nothingburger mate.
Already been confirmed he was just a rich bloke who liked under-age girls.
>>149733642so true MAGA!!
>>149733642fellow warrior wwg1wga
i wear cheap clothes from big w and kmart
I am an ambassador of the mr. big line
>>149733683me to they underware division ;)
>>149733676I wear plain coloured tshirts from kmart and target and hoodies and trackies in winter. But a large amount of my wardrobe is Gazman since it's neat and clean cut and not super expensive.
>>149733712I've put money on the crows today
evens do a bit of clothes shopping in the city odds drink all day, mulga mulga and stellar blade
been getting around uniqlo
>factory resetting router to get a new ip address
whoever made that is a spastic
Wankin my fuckin dick off lads!
>>149733813I made this but that's the retarded version where I fucked up >corps
here's the fixed
>>149733441I found this when I was in Europe last year. I work in an office job and also fairly sedentary, but in Europe I was doing 20-25,000 steps each day walking around 15kms most days and felt quite sexually virile. My misso and I were having sex pretty much every day on the trip and I had no problems getting hard every day. Meanwhile back home that doesn't happen and twice a week feels a lot for me at times.
I know this information but just find it hard to find the time to be so active
>>149733848kek I am a spastic didn't even realise that at the time
>clothes shopping
dont mind poofs but keep it to yourself pls m8
>in Europe I was doing 20-25,000 steps each day
>c lothes shopping
dont you faggots have your own board
i assume anything i read here that is poofy is copy and pasted from reddit
i dont know what that is or means
20% of /afl/ now is literally reposts. Some autist keeps saving posts to a word document and pasting them every thread.
I make jokes here and then 2 days later see someone else post the same thing word for word. Its concerning to say the least
Please somebody just end my suffering
im taking a shit at work
ama
why does vossy get all the hate when the list is absolute dogshit
I need to find a way to make money and get a gf. Any ideas?
planning to do nothing but watch footy all day
paddy cripps is the most overrated footballer in the history of the sport, two brownlows despite zero success
you just know they (yes THEY) are going to make sure daicos ends a multiple brownlow winner as well
>>149734227I can't think of the last deserving brownlow winner
maybe neale in '20
>>149734282yep sometime around there it became an absolute joke and its got even worse
reminder cripps supposedly had the best season ever by any player last year
>off topic fun all morning
>post something with political undertones
>(you) dont agree with it
>(you) report it
the coward known as the discussion dodging rulescunt
>>149734295cripps hasn't been good in years, his body has broken down and the game has moved past those kinds of players
he was getting 2 votes in losses kek
also bont averaged 126.4 supercoach points and got 19 votes
>>149734300There is literally an entirely separate board dedicated to political discussion
>>149734358good you should go there so you can get some exposure to other opinions
>no unna post
cursed bread
Looking forward to an absolutely dogshit afternoon and evening of football
>4 games on today
>not one of them look to be any good
zzzZZZZZzz.....
i gave in a bought a pack of darts. 6 months down the drain.
What do you think of them trying to bring back Toyota Legendary Moments? Got two new guys i guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5w06rXixv0
>>149734661Old edition for comparison:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZII8TyXnBHs
Hello frens, we cordially invite you to join us in /hoc/ tonight. We hope to see you there!
>>149734630
>>149734661>>149734668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNKErMrWAec
all 4 game today look pretty good 2bdesu
>>149734709https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtuxyJ1PNoQ
went to my first apartment inspection today, I really like it
Wow man that's heckin amazeballs
320 days sober, REALLY want to get smashed right now.
wish coke was cheaper. healthier than the jew juice.
>>149734763sorry mate mr and mrs singh or zhang will get it
>>149734610>two big 4 clubs>mcgas a proud victorian man i live for matchups like these, very disappointed it wasnt thursday or friday night but i guess saturday night is ok
R.E.M. is the worst band in the history of music
Lifted some weights this morning and just finished a 9km jog
Time to have about 15 pints and smoke some meth I reckon
>>149734803if not them, kunal and panjeeta (and pooja, pooey, poonani and pooman, the latter not listed on the lease and sharing single room)
i actively avoid ads as much as possible why would i take time to watch them on youtube
>>149734841friend of mine had a sharehouse with a chick named pooja kek
Do you blokes Heil Hitler?
>>149734841indians being used to living in slum conditions is ruining our property market
20 of them pool their money and buy a house and then profit off it and they keep helping other out
its like when you introduce a non native pest and it just destroys the environment like no one could have intended
I’m at Mars Stadium waiting for the footy to start, where the fuck is everyone! It starts in half an hour! So pumped though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiN1dA_aoYI
A nice exchange between Kane and Eddie to tide you over until the Dogs and Crows
its abundantly clear you dumb spastics know literally nothing about politics, shut the fuck up
everything i own on croms
>>149734898please give your insight into the property crisis
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14884173/Annie-Knight-lashes-Bonnie-Blue-singled-shocking-spray.html
where does /alf/ stand on this? are we team annie or team bonnie?
>>149734945Annie because I want to ram cock up inside her cunt
>>149734945we're team grace you degenerate gooning coomfaced faggot
>>149734982fucking THIS #teamcarolina
watching videos of palestinian mudrats getting bombed
>>149734945They're both stupid, mid whores but I prefer Bonnie Blue and reading that article it's hardly a spray. She pointed out the other whores copying her whore shit that are being permitted to stay on onlywhores while she's been de-platformed so seems biased and unfair.
Politics is for fucking nerds
>watching videos of palestinian mudrats getting bombed
>>149735003based migatard
>>149735034>>149735038going to the free palestine rally tomorrow you hobos?
>only good game for the week on in two minutes
>sandjew politics talk is occurring
deportations
all of them
pro-israel, pro-palestine, off to Christmas Island you go
>>149735056based retard psyoped (by jews and good goys) into hating muzzies on the other side of the world instead of the jeet INFESTATION at home.
Predictions:
Crows by 20
Cats by 20
Richmond by 20
better cry some more white woman tears over some paliwood crisis acting you dumb cunt. why don't you donate to fund some rock apes 'wheelchair' while you are at it too kek. brainwashed fucks
>>149735130isn't there a street you should be shitting on?
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>>149725026 (OP)first game in a time im awake for and all i get is abo mystery meat and kfc cuck group commercials, how bad is it getting emu bros
also this is the crows year
based tex said im not wearing that abo shit today and forced the crows hand
>>149734940>please say something offtopic so i can report itnot falling for it champ
>>149735142do you enjoy wearing a tea towel over your head in Collingwood you brainlet?
stop arguing or ill nuke the thread
you won't do shit you rock ape cock sucker.
>>149735182sorry. rankin's goal, lovely stuff.
the quickest way to peace is killing all radical islam cunts and you all fucking know it but you've all been brainwashed by sand people propoganda
oh btw wouldn't have gone on this rant of rulescunt had a spine and could tolerate an opinion he doesn't like to see. reap what you sow hope you spend your day watching the report cooldown expire and waiting to see these posts deleted.
>>149735246right on, sports are haram, get them all out, go crows
fuck the crows they're miserable cheating cunts
MY doggies are going to smash these pretenders Just like Israel has decimated radical islam
Haha. He said "butts have to be clean". Lol
>>149735287the pride of south oz is gonna get you cunt
norton dangerous but dogspergs NO chance today
>>149735246yeah getting rid of radical islam (next to non-existent in aus, and kike + saudi sponsored in the middle east) is going to prevent the chink and jeet crisis which is turning aus into a dump.
corws need to play with more heart, should be pushed around by these clowns
>>149735373just vote blue next election cycle mate im sure they will stop it kek. if anything they will probably turn the taps on even harder and blame Labor for "poor economic management" like they think everyone is still believing this bullshit as they did under scummo
brainlet
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gonna clean the house today
never understand why phone posting is frowned upon on spee
cant imagine sitting at my computer instead of lying on the lounge shitposting while watching the telly
darcy genuinely looks like an alien with his build, bony skull and retarded hair
WHAT THE FUCK IS WALKER DOING
>>149735393your clubs a genuine certified pack of cheats
There was no need for Bonnie to through Annie under the bus like she did. I think she’s just jealous of her success.
i want to hear sarah jones say I.Cumming
its a heckin shootout at marvel
cfrom DOMINATING as predicted
>>149735401>both major parties are fucking us with jeets and chinks>... fucking muzziesretard
stop the game
all eyes on gaza
>>149735483>brilliant score from... the crows player
really want to see that fat dog spastic and angry cunt today
they would be going off
>>149735473crybaby faggot
less whinging from you retards more subscribing to pewdiepie
crows gonna take teh day
>>149735543cheat club with no guts (just like phil Walsh)
Pleeeeeassaeeee give me attention please please please pleeewaasseeee
If I were an AFL player I'd strategically devise a plan to ""accidentally" severely injure Eleni during play in the hopes she'd be replaced by the emergency umpire, perhaps maybe even forever
play on, play on, play on, play on, play on, play on, play on, play on
>>149735577id stand directly behind her at a ball up and let her walk backwards into me and my dick would press up against her bum
>>149735559your little bitch team is losing at home btw
kek at the marvel electronic board ads for that dogshit disney flop
what does adelaide even bring to the competition? nothing but puerile whinging
club of nothing, nobodies, no soul and no hope.
*said in a limp, lispy, poofy voice*
>Outside 5!
>>149735606Elio? I thought it was pretty good
drop bears take away your humour, dia all the chinks and mudlsime turn you into cancuks
>>149735615this
born in a courtroom, literally the most plastic franchise in the world. they were almost soulless enough to name themselves after a car too, absolute corporate cocksuckers.
>>149735603gone the early crow here
better swap out the boots at halftime like racheat did against hawthorn kek
>>149735623Shut the fuck up
imagine Eleni umpiring one of your games with her cuck umpire of a husband and toppling her and laying on top of her face down with your dick over her bum while her husband watches haha
Same old Bevo's Doggies. Refuses to play a real ruckman, and insists on playing his favourite 5-6 shit players every game.
fuck this seppo putting in work for attention kek what a loser
why do you guys like that running away house aami ad so much?
>>149735648first and last warning. post filth like that again and expect a ban. good quarter of footy.
>>149735643now type that again but without crying
>>149735684i just think it's a brilliant piece of advertising
i like the nab ads that have all dei actors
i don't like the nab ads that have all dei actors
why are you guys so obsessed with ads
>>149735623your entire country literally worships negros kek
pepe
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>>149735766I would prefer to just masturbate than fuck this.
imagine eleni just yelling cumming! over and over again
lol look at your jerseys and tell me the abbo name youre going by today
back flip off a bridge, bet you wish you were a crow and could fly away after doing so
THILLY THILLY
THILLY THILLY!
>>149735834you are so fucking mad right now
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never masturbating again
>people tipped fullwogs
Kek
NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
>>149735858id be upset if i had to have a whole day for "first nations too"
gonna better when crows take the day
remember when majak daw jumped off a bridge lol
imagine him crawling around crying for help like a spastic
janny janny janny is a tranny tranny tranny
cut off his cock and now he has a fanny
>>149735890i can't even tell what you're trying to say you illiterate fucking moron
go to chatgpt and get it to come up with some insults for you because you're shit at this
why did he come here just to seethe
never seen someone so mad before
Realistically who the FUCK stops the crows?
Their forward line is too good. They get it inside 50 they score goals.
missus is looking cute in her activewear. we’ve taken our fluffy little dog out to line up 45mins for a banh mi
did someone say butts out?
>>149735971except when they play teams with a good defence, then they score fuckall
>52 v gws (win)>67 v fred (loss)>68 v pies (loss)>68 v bane (only won due to bane being shit)>44 v hawthorn (loss)
>>149735971not the fagdogs thats who
NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE !
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!
>>149736030FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S
dogspergs GO HOME jeets GO HOME trannies GO HOME poofs (except rankine) GO HOME
on a serious note what time is it and weather they haven't shown the sky once
>>149736064lol get off my channel abbo, petrol is for the can
>trying to bait yous
what an absolute sad fuck
NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
palestine will NEVER be free
wanked 3 times today
do you think if there was no refractory period we would just wank all day
>>149736170those are rookie numbers, if you dont stay hard get on meds old man
>>149736083It's 2:30pm and there's a room on the stadium, Burger.
>show the doctor telling the family their son is dying
classy
>ooooooo a big strong american asked a question, i got this ill answer it!!!!
>>149736221ty i alwyas forget teh season difference, gave vibes of a night game
>>149736236lol if i was in a vassal a state id be kind too
latest bunnings girl not bad at all
NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE!
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!
>>149736267ooh boy how many times has bibi been to the white house this year mate?
>>149736297the best advice and easiest to over think is to be yourself, i can trick any whore into liking me for a week, if you are being someone other than yourself they will leave, be considerate and unapolligeiclly yourslef, and you will fibnd some one, in time
NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
Masked Ball - Jocelyn Pook
is there a more untalented hack than andy lee? fucker is so unfunny and just rides on the coattails of hamish so bad.
>inb4 hamish blake
trying too hard
not interested
NO ONE IS FREE UNTIL PALESTINE IS FREE !
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
that paramedic was hot as fuck
>>149736414joe rogan and every comedian in his orbit
american "comedy" is the pits and should be routinely mocked whenever you have the opportunity
american comedy died with norm
good to see hiim walk off on his own power, the slaughter will continue
>>149735766>>149735693lmao look at this absolute loser
do you spend your whole day here moderating the place?
absolutely pathetic lol
>noooo pay attention to my shitty crows / bulldogs or I will ban you !!!
pathetic
>>149736437absolutely cannot stomach cunts like rogan who sit around with other comedians and bang on about how hard "the craft" is.
another dawson flop
adelaide are extremely unlikeable
carolina’s rancid two week old piss and poo stained knickers
>>149736460actually trannyjannies dont threaten they do
throw it up ump you fucking spastic
crows got a fire in them, only lost by 1 to the fagpies, its our year, very hard to beat a team twice
naughton 12 point turnaround, what a mong
Yawn. Wake me up when the Essendon game starts.
>>149736532oh im sorry did keays kick the goal?
>>149736560went early lol
rulesperg is a crows supporter
>>149736576lol i bet youre great with whores
26 and never been to a party
Surprise, surprise: another absolutely dogshit game of footy
36 and zoomer girls keep inviting me to parties
and then he sent him a fucking SCARF
peatling tried to duck again lol, eat shit
soft fucking free kick though
I picked up a girl at a party once by telling her I wanted to lick her arsehole (and I did)
peatling gets injured trying to duck KWAB
hope it happens to daicos or merrett next
Why is footy so boring this year
>>149736637
is riley garcia related to jose romero?
Storm v Knights just started if anyone is interested
NRL is the only thing shitter than modern AFL
No thanks
yo whos the bulldog with the rat face and glorious but thin mullet
king
that bulldog 2nd all time goal cheers but die in a hole
so many soft adelaide free kicks
Should've just let it go
It was a sick goal and nobody would've even noticed it hit the post
>>149736754i thought it was good, that path to get it was the longest ive sen uninterrupted
Footy has always been imperfect desu
Basically any ball sport which involves running up and down two ends of a field is plebocratic retardation which was never meant to be regulated let alone glorified and professionalised
wtf you guys told me this was the one good game this week
this is a belting
why are teams like collinwood always so good an st kilda so bad,
i think its the crows year but the same teams always wni
bws girl has a ripping bod but face is a bit haggard for my liking
>It's another Bulldogs flop against an actual contender episode
How come dogs have a better midfield than the crows which is getting beaten up by the crows midfield?
>>149736460first and last warning. post off topic garbage like this again and expect again. exciting final quarter coming up.
I told you the Bulldogs were shit.
Can't believe the media carry on about them every time they stomp some shit side. Means nothing. They are an ordinary side with a shit coach.
>>149736837Flop? Mate they're just not in the same class, simple as that. Stop letting the media fool you into believing the Doggies are anything more than an average side.
caleb poulter has the most bizarre build
twink but long mullet and tattoos
>>149736843>>149736841both yall nigs gotta stop being to tough to @
also your bacon looks liek shit
Shitscray get carried by a handful of elite players but have poor depth and a demented coach. Basically collingwood under cuckley
the dogs have been sucked off by the media as either playing the best footy or having the best midfield all year
they are fucking shit and lose as much as they win kek
youre harvey norman prices scare me
>>149736837desu crows were in a similar position, only beating brisbane due to their utter dogshit scoring
>>149736859literally go outside if you're in Melbourne and you'll see thousands of him
hairstyles are not substitutes for a personality
>broken chest from a slap
>>149736859What bogan footy culture does to a cute young man. Many such cases. Sad!
>check bigfooty
>dogs fans convinced the umpires are the reason they're losing
>>149736903probably the big spergs in the cheer squad
g2tdjej
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>>149736903crows got this see you fags next time there is a reasonably timed game
its the crows year
-2WKE1E0
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yes moshii, make it closer!!
>>149736921lmao
everyone loves talking about how his arms get chopped what else are the defenders meant to do cunts arms are 3m long
>>149736921fucking kek these spergers
like do they think their pissant club can waltz into the afl and demand anything
>>149736889how about facial hair?
>nooooooooooo our only good forward (who we were gifted by the draft btw) isn't allowed to have defenders defend him, that's not allowed!!!!
remember when the entire darcy family were breaking down crying over a month long injury
family of fucking soft pooftas
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Well, looks like dad has finally stopped talking to me. All alone now.
crom will drop out first week of finals
terrible team carried by easy fixture, exact same team finished 14th last year might i add
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which of these is better statwise? HOs v clearances, tackles etc
>>149736989Top 4 teams can't drop out in the first week of finals
first to 100 usually wins
fantasy score is the only stat that matters
>>149736989go punch some drywall you davoren park bogan fuck
hard to drop out first week of finals
from the top 4
>umpiring so shit now they can't bounce up
hi
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reckon I'd give aussie servers a panic attack
>>149737006yeah it's hard but they'll find a way to do it kek
>>149737016like most things the afl do its tactical and on purpose
its so they can kill the bounce and bring more female umps in
>>149737000who said they will be top 4
Dogs fan here.
Darcy cops some treatment where he should be getting frees, but he's played a stinker today. Just got a case of butterfingers when he's usually sticky.
We have no hope of winning anything. The coach is a moron, and the board allocated him too much control over the club for the past 5 years. Bevo has had a lot of input on list management and it shows; waaaay too many shit players that are obviously his personal picks.
>>149737028Their current ladder position and remaning matches.
i want a romanian camwhore gf tbqh lads
>>149737031they won't beat the suns, hawthorn, or collingwood, and will henceforth fall out of the top 4
your flat-track bullies with steel studs won't go anywhere
impressive how >we cause such consistent, unsolicited SEETHE
lots of duckers on the crows
crom fans are so sensitive when their plastic franchise is insulted, can't even be happy when they are winning
KWAB
man do these losers really just sit at their computers and pseudo-commentate all game? crying every single time they feel an umpiring decision or non-decision doesn't favor them?
>>149737042They will go in as favourites against suns and hawthorn, and collingwood will probably have clinched 1st by that point and will rest players. Extremely unlikely they lose all 3 of those home matches
>>149737056>man do these losers really just sit at their computers and pseudo-commentate all game?uhhhh yeah what a loser haha *sweats nervously*
>>149737056they phone post from the pub mate
so many prozzies offering natural vag/anal sex lately
GWS will beat Geelong today
>>149736903>>149736843both of these posts apply to the crom btw
wtf marvel team cucktomers don't even get their own booth? the injured players have to sit in the crowd???? LMAO
>can't win in melbourne
>can't win at the MCG
>can't win against top 8 teams
--->YOU ARE HERE<---
>can't make finals
>can't win finals
>can't win Grand Finals
>can't have a decade long dynasty leading to the dissolution of the entire league
>>149737073nah no taylor cameron will kick 10
also buckley is semi injured from last week iirc
>>149737082>top 8 teamsdogs will be out of the 8 end of the round kek
>>149737071'risp me right now
uhhh 100 point rule bros....
uhhh leigh matthews rule lads
can not begin to tell you how much I hate both this sport and fucking jeets.
KEK the fat toothless dog woman KEK KEK KEK
seriously how many goals would Darcy kick vs dogs if he didn't play for them lol
dogsperg are you okay?
so, dogsperg, are you okay? Are you okay, dogsperg?
>>149737118Stop fucking jeets then
