Thread 149728299

India tour of England, 3rd Test @ Lord's.

scorecard at the end of day 2
ENGLAND 387.
v INDIA 145/3.

YFO

Cyfarchion, rwy'n dod o'r tiroedd sy'n perthyn i'r Gaeliaid a'r Brythoniaid a'r bobloedd anhysbys a ddaeth o'r blaen.

I acknowledge the traditional custodians of the land on which we gather today, the Brythonic peoples. I pay my respects to Elders past, present, and emerging, and extend that respect to all Brythonic and Gaelic peoples of These Islands here today.
Thank you for the opportunity to Welcome you to rightful Welsh Country. We are honored to have you here, and we hope your time on our lands is meaningful and enriching.

Os gwelwch yn dda bawb yn ymddwyn eich hunain.

https://youtu.be/zn10tbDA_l4?si=AvHL3vy1vnlab5jh

>>149728288
Harvey’s blue label (Sussex best) m8

didn't need a thread at stumps
should've made it at 11am tomorrow
no other cricket on

in the market for a hammock fellas

don't think there's 2 trees in the world strong enough

>>149728325
whales

Little Chef would have fucking cleaned up on this pitch

>>149728370
for yer mum....yh..agreed x

I would only have a hammock in my garden if no neighbors could look in and see me doing my business

>>149728343
Bunch of t20 on m8

Support your county

was watching some of the aus masterclasses on youtube
that howie lad is such a brownnoser lol

KL Qaeda standing firm. Prevented a collapse like 9/11

>>149728398
They’ll watch me wank and like it

>>149728398
no risk of that here fella
could prance around nkkd for at least liek a. mile or sommit ngl

>>149728417
when is the BBL starting btw? got some excellent b8 to reel in the pozzie blowies this year kek

>>149728443
corr if I had a neighbor like that I'd call in prozzies and fuck em in the hammock just so she can watch to tempt her

evening dickwads

>>149728507
you're quite rude

djokochads....

If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.

i was just joking lads gees get a sense of humour ha ha

>redditovic lost
certain man's day ruined despite moving into mummy's new flat

>>149728443
BLOODYcorrPENGarse

>>149728557
beyond washed, should retire after USO

federerchads won

>>149728662
GOTTEM

evening lads

https://youtu.be/DFM140rju4k?si=2p_PVsaiOkCsXFSJ

glammylad sorry mate but your friday night raves never take off

>>149728772
top o’ the friday to ye
https://youtu.be/S12iI1p8lpE?si=r_OidRnR7rqpCFUT

>>149728832
looks like you spoke too soon m8 >>149728866

Cricket wankers love saying every single match is finely poised

>>149728866
>tfw en route to the /cric/ meet up

https://youtu.be/QXMUY4deXs0?si=lgK02worJxRPs5wX

>>149728915
Thats countystreams on his way to porterhouse to fuck zachy up

don't think countysperg will ever attend a /cric/ meetup again after getting rekt by chadchy bowen last time lmao

zachy and glammylad vs bard and countystreams tennis doubles. who wins

CAM ON MOHAMMED MY SON

>>149728915
https://youtu.be/JOOwYz5rn5A?si=DICIunC2v_MLXri4

is 176 a good score. looks a shit (batting) pitch

Reckon a certain neek would be taking a medical timeout after the first point

we don't care
cricket (test) is done. not cricket (t20) is not cricket
I'm listening to Still Dre

>>149728772
>>149728866
>>149728886
https://youtu.be/1LQF8npb65o
x

>>149729067
mrs irish picked that one lol

>>149729070
New Road normally favours the bowling
Judging by our start that's going to be tough to chase

>>149729151
https://youtu.be/DNmc0Fxg-KM

>>149729152
Here’s her next one if anyone is following
https://youtu.be/mNjmGuJY5OE?si=isJJ5oZ4dEtBMe_0

think certain man might be the only bloke on /cric/ with non-grire taste in music
glammylad's hit and miss - either banger or complete rubbish
sebshit by far the worst

keKkk
luff u 3000 fella x

Mohammed played and missed about 12 in a row
Has a bit of work to do now to redeem himself

a fight between us would be hit and miss mate
i'd hit
you'd miss

>>149729289
Whoops

Better to play and miss than play and nick which in turn is better than block and nick which is better than block and miss

s**** only listens to bleep bloop crap like aphex twin
very smooth brained taste on that lad

Would the anon criticiser post a tune with his criticism

>>149729354
yeah here you go love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QOVezkdwBI

>>149729370
Now we're talking

dear oh dear
I only tuned into this bears/pears thing because bard was shilling it so hard. didn't know they'd turn up to play a test match. what sort of advertisement is this for muh worcs? turned it off

>>149729260
https://youtu.be/g4JUbL4HqRI?si=0bPLE_i1jRN4ua9U

>>149729391
Can't really argue with that desu
Bit of an odd innings thus far
Might be relying on Dwarshuis to baz it again

>only bleep bloop
oh my dayzzz
guilty as charged ...but it's liek 60% ngl
https://youtu.be/HFJEH7YTbzg
x
>>149729409
x

for me? its weekend

https://youtu.be/AWBHkTAWAKE?si=derjsEZtwMXH5Rw-

>>149729501
Oh this is where scooter stole it from

LADS
its FRIDAY

https://youtu.be/DLqW0cVlH9Q?si=tgCRYClAavKwUR6p

Also watching BairGOAT destroy Lancs

Glammylads... surely we've spanked surrey here

>>149729555
100 up already and still got 6 overs to go, could get a double

makes you a nonce

never forget your roots zachylad

https://youtu.be/ZwdZOHm8r-Y?si=pKmhEdTuPDJFmiTd

>>149729438
bit different
https://youtu.be/3vfzZg7hl7Y
x

>welshposting already
>only 8pm
Glammylad please

>>149729622
that dude bears an uncanny resemblance to Scott Bessent, innit¿ wew

https://youtu.be/89m_RdpXEaw?si=ZIgcVTiJyU1F8FVg

this song always reminds me of new zealand as when i had a mental breakdown after uni and went solo travelling for a while i met a german bird in a club out there dancing to this and we mated at the hostel after. happy times

>>149729070
Tuffers said 350 is a good score on this pitch when England were at about 120

https://youtu.be/CjwwmFrsX_E?si=Md9SrfRR9xIutW7Y

Any lauren fans in

>>149729812
i love her

You lot better pipe down.

I bet this song reminds everyone of a happier time during their lives

https://youtu.be/awjE92YZeEQ?si=prF7RZmucaBTaWQy

>>149729842
>>149729812
https://youtu.be/trga71PLbfQ
x

*does a cricketing post*
worcs could have won that had the top order not batted like bard in the last 10 overs

SAAAR *does a big poo* CHANGE THE BALL *shits all over nearby street* CHANGE THE BALL NOW SARRRR *curls out last nights curry*

>>149730095
GOTTEM

Glammychads we making the 1/4 finals

https://youtu.be/FEhpmuXHmRQ?si=jx55YE1Fz-PaRQJz

this russian song (cover of a spanish song) got famous after a russian lady fell to her death singing it in bulgaria, the last lyrics of the song she was were 'For the last time'.

https://youtu.be/60JWzOfj0DU?si=YHDRQ57WK-KaoXFr

and the viral clip:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NkrxoXbv9tQ

one for ind and pak..I mean cric bros x
https://youtu.be/M5DS-latXH0

>>149730212
Cursed song

>>149730212
>escape war
>die anyway
kek

>>149730214
†clearly belongs to India btw

inside no 9 is great

>>149730212
>No safety barrier on a sheer drop in the middle of the pavement

third world tier, and zachy worships this country

>>149730373
yeah probably only show from BBC i've enjoyed in years.

Corr it's a bit nippy out

>>149730391
for me its the 12 days of christine :(

>>149730416
i tell anyone new to the show to give A Quiet Night In a chance and if they don't like it that's that

where are my cric lute.lovers at¿. finna gonna commission a bardaroo version of dis ngl
https://youtu.be/oQq66M_nPy0

yfo mate

I like the karaoke episode with the deaf girl
i fancied her

>>149730467
gesundheit x
https://youtu.be/h69RrJhT-m8

really strong smell of poo in here

Yeah that's me. Had a real sticky one. Like 80% there and it just wouldn't finish in a satisfying way you know?

>>149730576
https://youtu.be/F4mFCCf5XxA
daily reminder to dilate and then medbedev fella x

well flush him out will you, he adds nothing to the thread

I eat a bowl of porridge and a banana every morning and my poos are clean as a whistle. Paper comes out spotless first wipe every tim. If it’s too hot for porridge I’ll mix the chopped banana into some cold muesli , just as good

my breakfasts alternate between oats with honey, wet scrambled egg on homemade wholemeal bread, peanut butter on toast, and jacking off on a hard surface floor and licking it up

>>149730658
close to what I have early in the morning ngl fella x
https://youtu.be/RUcyAvw0soQ

>>149730693
https://youtu.be/9RBtL_-VpWs

>>149729956
>a shite version of a kate bush song

why

so what part of india are we all from?

https://youtu.be/3Pi7aaZs9Yo
take a guess fella x

>>149730708
chinese occupied kashmir mostly

>>149730658
I eat a shit diet full of meat and carbs and I have 2 minute satisfying poos that barely need any wiping either

In fact muesli makes me a bit gassy - obviously too healthy

recently learnt that the Momdani fella in NY is the son of are MIRA NAIR wew
https://youtu.be/ya1CsLVfmSo

>>149730764
kino and a half ngl x
https://youtu.be/8-4Bk_5cPOI

>>149730576
this particular post, these 6 words, really really makes him seethe lmao

>>149730079
Was more like the first 5 overs when they batted like me desu, think we were on 15
Definitely what cost us

7 words but you get my point

the meaning of my post was 'like bard (does when he bats) in the last 10 overs'
suppose having that 'in the last 10 overs' still makes it a bit ambiguous unless you make major changes to the wording, like adding 'in his village games' at the end. an interesting one for english nerds I suppose

it really doesn't ngl
think it's one of yer better ones ngl fella x
https://youtu.be/9q4vWS8DTUE

Fucking hell lads, through to a final interview with mi5

>>149730752
HABIBI
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B
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>Jeets holding up play because of them tampering with the ball
>Barmy Army STILL afraid to sing any disparaging songs about brown people
Embarrassing. But hey at least trumpetnonce played the same tune for the 1000th fucking time!

>>149730922
>please don’t discuss your application
kek

hmmm didn't pozzies get arrested for booing Siraj one time

Are you not going to inform all the /cric/ lads on the importance of discretion then?

>>149730942
We are his close family

Hmmm I think I belted a brown cunt and the police didn't do shit because they didn't want more paperwork.

>>149730893
it's 'a historic' not 'an historic'
I don't care what all the an shills say

>>149730942
>>149730958
Calm down it’s only in IT there im not James Bond

>Please don't discuss your application with anyone other than all these different parties that can then forward it on to 20 different branches of people
>it's top secret bro

>>149730976
based Q

>it's only in IT
lmao he's panicking and trying to cover it up now

>>149730976
>IT
Good morning Jamesprit Bumrond

Corr /cric/ has a secret agent in its midst
we truly are the greatest general

>>149730976
Nice try MI5

bard's spy name would be double-o zero

>/cric/ lads saving the world from terrorism
holy based

>>149730922
leave India alone
tabla x

not really, if he's in MI5 IT he's probably one of these lokes installing all the ID checks that will be required for 4channel, porn etc

>>149731094
yeah if I do you’ll be first mate

Reckon MI5 is like that area 51, just a front for normal stuff. The real secret stuff must be called something else by now
Surely

glammybros... we fucking bottled it

>>149730922
you could have just typed this up what email is it from dickhead, probably zachys new gimmick

unathletic welsh genes aren't made for sport
write poetry or something

writing poems about my flat

he'd be one of those middle managers that stop the agents from doing their job properly and insisting on more sign offs and standup meetings to make sure they check in

>>149731162
i'm going to surveillance you 1st

>>149731196
100% you can tell the agents will never go out with this neek for a beer

Reckon he'd be facilitating the migration of large amounts of islamic immigrants from war torn countries that isreal has destroyed into the u.k. by surveilling u.k. citisens that are apposed to that and assisting the police in arresting, prosecuting and eventually imprisoning those individuals.

>>149731242
Nice one bro.

do you need a really high IQ to get into mi5?

>>149731294
I doubt it if /cric/ anon can make it

>>149731294
...yh
must be a test criccy connasewer not a hundie.watcher .ngl

>>149731294
no but they probably select for certain personality types that are easily manageable and are willing to do heinous shit at the click of a button if they are tricked into thinking it's for the good of the country

>omg we gotta stop those terrowists
at the same time ship in millions of military age men from war torn countries in the middle east

>why are our young girls getting raped?

>>149731351
GOTTEM

>civil service pay
why would you WANT to work for MI5?

they probs check your internet history on application

they're reading our posts right now lads

>>149731365
Nice, you're gunna fit right in.

>>149731294
They are aware that IQ is pseudoscientific rubbish so no it doesn't make any difference how good you are at IQ tests

one day a /cric/ anon will be prime minister
and eventually we will take over the world lads :))

>>149731351
poor uneducated military age men are the best demographic for cheap labour, that's just a fact. You should always follow the money

>>149731456
that was going to be one of the main 2 suspects (forget which one) but they quit after Assange got free

We used to have to militarily raid places ourselves to capture military age men and enslave them, now we have Nazi Jews working for us we don't have to do anything and the military age men come to us

doesn't bard work for gchq? he'll probably be future pm

@149731457
you're dumb stop responding to my posts

>>149731503
delete your posts they're embarrassing

>>149731503
>>149731521
come on lads
stop fighting

>>149731527
stfu or you'll get some too cunt

>>149731527
he's fucking irish bro he's not even anglo he probably has a sloped forehead

this isn't your safe space bro where you can peddle your dumb ideas

i really like this tune

https://youtu.be/1ssY8TWPIoU?si=5PNwHTF70OqHvUbX

>>149731535
phrenologist retard you should find out who your father is and climb back into his balls

>>149731553
why fella¿

fucking hell im drunking and watching sadtube now lads

https://youtu.be/AbOIyE3q5kg?si=7H-s-I8OK_hAG2m6

>im drunking
kek based glammy lad

>>149731572
I hope they make a video like this for me one day

>>149731560
I prefer the term eugenicist. I prescribe to the teachings of Aldous Huxley's brother Julian Huxley, Aldous Huxley’s older brother, was a prominent eugenicist as well as an influential evolutionary biologist, humanist, and science communicator.

Who Was Julian Huxley?
- Born in 1887, Julian was a key figure in the modern synthesis of evolutionary theory.
- He served as the first Director-General of UNESCO (1946–1948).
- He was also President of the British Eugenics Society from 1959 to 1962.

His Views on Eugenics
- Julian believed eugenics could be used to improve human populations through scientific understanding of genetics.
- He advocated for “evolutionary humanism”, which combined Darwinian principles with social planning.
- While he distanced himself from the racist and coercive aspects of early 20th-century eugenics, he still supported selective breeding and population control as tools for societal progress.

Legacy and Controversy
- His involvement with eugenics has sparked debate, especially given his role in shaping UNESCO’s founding vision.
- Critics argue that his scientific optimism sometimes blurred ethical boundaries, while supporters highlight his commitment to education, conservation, and global cooperation.

Julian’s legacy is complex—he helped popularize science and conservation, but also carried forward ideas that today raise serious ethical concerns.

You probably haven't heard of who Aldous Huxley is because your a sloped forehead uncouth irish slow breed.

/cric/ friday disco is back

https://youtu.be/GNsjc-XnJC4?si=rt4UVShoDrPEdol9

more like euphoricist lol
*tips fedora*

COMPLETELY OWNED!!!

i fucking love you bros

You'll never catch me.

>>149729860
sry

watching some old cricket clips
it's just not the same anymore lads
https://youtu.be/qEuMtjL4dN0?t=120
how come the sounds of spikes going through the crease sound so dull now. also the stumps never make this kino sound either

watched a 40 min long recap of australia vs windies at adelaide in 1993 the other day

did something productive myself

Bloody bhenchod redeemed the switch

>>149732245
hahaa gottem

just watched the djoko.v sinner match
really happy for sinner
t. djiko/sinner fan

>>149732378
*highlights

>>149732191
keKkkkk 'toff the deano gayy chucker

haven't watched tennis since federer retired

>>149732453
sinner is the complete package fella
ya...finna go with him now
t. becker/lendl->samparas->Federer/rafa/djoko->sinner follower

>>149731751
x>>149731767
finna get some gingerbread cookies ngl

if sinner goes to confession does he have to change his name?

>>149732780
kekkkkk

just woke up

>>149731691
mashup? more like trashup
thanks for the ear rape faggot

'ckies

Monglish batters are unfathomably dire to watch bat. If they were batting in my back garden I'd close the curtains.

Cricket is so fucking gay

>>149734748
don't you have hololive nights to attend?

Warning, I have quit vaping today so I will be grouchy

if cricket is so gay why isn't the american government trying to push it onto kids?

>>149734748
>t. enjoys shirts vs skins sports

28 Weeks Later is x/5, where x = quality of life in 2025 UK / quality of life in 2002 UK

watching city of god

espncricinfo broken for anyone else?

>>149737309
na

>>149737341
the homepage loads but if you click on anything it won't load the next page

>>149737350
i'm browsing through the photos from day 2 of the eng test right now

>>149737364
phone or desktop?

>>149737392
dorktop

anyone for /rug/ ?

kek pilot error confirmed

>>149737425
i'm trying to tune in

strap in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAJTeCJ7NG0

cricket

i'll be watching!

bit in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKT5XxJ1sbQ

It's not about the stats when it comes to Jofra, it's about the impact

its all about the vibe for me. jofra archer just gives me a "racism is dead" vibe. feels warm and fuzzy.

>>149738334
bad assed billy read his book back in the day even had the protocols of zion in it

>>149738448
finally a book recommendation on /cric/ that's not fucking gay

zachy is the only /cric/ poster that matters, we must protect him at all costs

some hilarious ironic racial posting above
really really funny stuff chaps

PLEASE I LOVING YOU GORGEOUS MISS

i will never know what it is like to make love to a beautiful woman

I'm not a criminal, but if I was I'd be getting into scamming lonely men out of money using AI women
Markets hot right now

who's winning?

>>149738615
nature

>>149738615
the scammers evidently

/rug/ dropping some truthies
>>149738598
>>149738631

>>149738558
yeah the social engineering shit was interesting and breaking up the nuclear family they've had these ideas for years but are now only in the stage of implementing it

LETS FUCKING GO

WICKET

>>149738647
it’s what a load of us have been saying. I’ve been a proponent of not having cric threads when there’s nothing on. The problem is there is in fact a lot on despite what a couple of seething retards might say when they constantly moan about t20 and County County.

t20 isn't cricket
keep that shite on /out/ of wherever

>>149738615
Narrowly India, they “won” yesterday
>took a couple of big wickets early
>England didn’t make 400
>England took three wickets but there was no “collapse” at they were lost a a steady rate and India’s batting seemed to be doing better than most the the English top-order bar Root

>moans about County cricket
>moans about T20
>moans about 50-over games
>doesn’t even talk about cricket in tests
why are you even here?

I only moan about t20 'cricket' (and The Hundred) actually
sometimes 50 over games if it's a really pointless series but not about the rest. will be posting about the actual cricket on today

I don't moan about white ball I just go somewhere else.

Actually if arguing that white ball focus has eroded our test talent is complaining I guess that counts. But if people are watching white ball I don't mind it.

might move to western australia

for me, it's the hundo

>>149738904
I knew a guy online for years who eventually left Europe for WA and now not heard from him for ages. He probably finally moved on with his life there. Like whe the elves in LotR go west.

ynr Rahkeem Cornwall

they're showing alec stewart more in this match than the NFL were showing taylor swift.

>>149738904
Why. It's like England with aboriginals and skin cancer. Also literally 5 hours on a plane away from anywhere interesting.

>>149738949
Kek it's actually because of the guy next to him. Roy Hodgson was the England football manager for a few years, as well as a club level manager since the 70s.

it annoys me how many things in life are set up around drinking

>>149738959
More of a Harry Redknapp man myself.

>>149739008
Nearly cancelled himself with an innocent joke about the current England manager who's German, just because he appeared to be making a Nazi salute during the joke. He obviously wasn't though.

>>149738989
teetotal general mate. we're changing this dumb boomer culture
>let me le forget hours of my life so I can run from my problems because that's le brave
future generations will look back and wonder how mental everyone was

Teetotalism is nothing more than the low-key implementation of Sharia Law.

Did anyone else near a noise on that reverse attempt?
Surely the keeper would have heard it too though so maybe it was nothing.

looking down the list of players and realise the only one I actually rate is Root

if only there was something in between teetoalism and blackout drunkeness

(meant players from both sides)
cricket in a really bad spot desu

bbc fags will be wanking to the dot balls

>couldn't even make 400 on this road
pretty poothetic tbg

Why does this England team poolapse during morning sessions while India actually holds on instead?

>>149739179
England cricket has the Tory born to score runs mentality.

>>149739194
kek

Does Pant know you need athleticism to pull off crazy shots?

mel jones gives pozzies a bad rep i reckon

think all pozzies give pozzies a bad rep really

you know your bowling attack is a bit shit when you make KL Rahul look good

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz......
Disgraceful for this to be the showcase test of the English summer TBQHWY

Carse maiden. A christmas miracle

need an arse maiden, would be a miracle if I found one

just check the ball every 20 overs and offer a ready replacement if so desired

We'll have drinks, then a ball switch thanks.

>wHy DoNt tHe uMpIrEs jUsT dO iT aT ThE StArT oF thE DriNkS BrEaK
Umpires need drinks too in this weather, you faggots

>>149738615
kookaburra

Ball changing is killing test cricket

calm down mate

>>149739477
but they don't move

Odd to see a keeper batting at 5 in tests

nodded off

Mad how England's bowling is so shit that 400+ is only considered 'competitive'

>>149739493
Everyone give England a big round of applause for ensuring that locally chosen cricket balls will never be used again.
ICC will enforce one ball on all international games and it will be some bindian brand instead of the much loved Kookaburra.

>>149739530
Pant has done no keeping in this test so far due to injuring his left hand (which he stamped the ground with after incurring said injury).

>>149739520
Neither do half the fielders

>>149739545
MRF Rubber Master Test Cricket Ball is very good sir
Perfect for good overs and many bowls

>>149739555
disagree

>A German backpacker missing for 12 days in WA's outback has been found alive with just minor injuries.
>Carolina Wilga, 26, was found by a member of the public walking near the edge of a remote and rugged nature reserve after her van was discovered abandoned deep in the bush.
they should build a ground in WA with no boundary rope so the fielders have to go brave the snakes and scorpions when collecting the ball

Think I've seen more ball changes in the last 10 tests I've watched than the entire history of cricket until 2010.

Is that the reason for the boundary rope at village cricket?

>>149739572
They'd find me abandoned in her deep bush iykwim haha

>>149739581
this test alone probably has more ball changes than all of 2001-2010 combined

lads
bazball is over isnt it
we are losers

>>149739572
you just know if she wasn't white, she wouldn't have the survivor instinct to last more than one day

>>149739581
Sky also hypes it up. When a partnership has dug in and not much is happening, they love to remind the viewers "NEW BALL AVAILABLE SOON!!!"

personally reckon bazball was killed during the last ashes
you just let stokes get the dopamine hit of having a few sessions of batting dominance then bore the bowlers out and slowly get an advantage and win or draw

bazball, more like changeball :DDDD

damn if that kick went out an they ran a single that would have been out for hit the ball twice.

>>149739608
GONE GOTTEM
HES ABSOLUTELY DONE YA

get the masseuse on the pitch i reckon

lel Anderson and Archer might unironically be the best available opening bowling combo in England atm

mad how at the end of the day, pant is just another jeet

needs to keep it in his Pants haha

>>149739663
I bet the westerners who play in the IPL have some insane stories about how the indian players behave like indians

>>149739663
pant on a mad one

Judging by the way we're playing. We will end up being the 1 in 4-1.

told you it was a 450 par pitch
should be making 500+ first innings really

Guys do I need to start taking creatine if I want to get as big as Zachy?

>>149739663
AI > 3dpd

if you drink a lot of water what's the point in creatine

Unironically hate drinking water

certain man's kidneys probably look like this after all the creatine abuse. sad

absolute scorcher once again lads. we're suffering
was simply too hot to sleep yesterday too. went to bed at about 3am

I went to bed 2am, but had to wake up at 8am. Heat wouldn't allow me to sleep longer.

>>149739774
How hot was it?

>>149739779
17 degress

>>149739779
28c here but don't bully. No culture of AC and Brit houses designed to retain heat for the winter months.

I've been to Brisbane and can safely say it's around Brisbane tier heat here these days. grim stuff

>>149739725
because it stores the water IN your muscles, making muscle growth and recovery better
creatine is a bit of a wonder drug(?), adults of all ages should be taking it regularly

>>149739810
gives you hair loss

Just invest in a cheap standing fan, costs like 20p to run overnight

>>149739774
i made 1am to 6am
so u did well

They do say that 30c in England feels like and Australian 40, but why

>>149739795
Learn to sleep on top of your bed
A new level of kino sleep is unlocked when you lose your childhood instincts of "under covers equals safe"

>>149739810
Wouldn't you need to be lifting daily to have any benefit from that?
I only lift three days a week.

>>149739827
muggy innit

>>149739827
humidity
different infrastructure
skin cancer normalised in aus

>>149739829
3 days a week is enough to build muscle if you're working out hard on those days
But... creatine is just good for your body if you're working out (at all), as once again it helps muscle recovery

Pant shouldn't even be batting. Cunt's sat there for 2 days with his feet up and fresh as a daisy. But India are allowed to cheat I guess.

>>149739827
humdity but only slightly
the real reason is that we aren't designed around it
minimal aircon
minimal car useage in cities (relative to population)

>>149739810
i tried it for a few months and just made me feel bloated
prefer feeling lean but i could do about twice as many pressups with it was more than i expected

Bashir is truly shit
What are you going to do with him?

My car doesn't even have AC, but it's a convertible anyway.

>>149739843
>>149739845
which is noncesense... twice as much rain falls in Sydney every year than in Donedon
Sure definitely dry in the interior, but no one lives there

>>149739852
Fair enough, but desu 30 is barely aircon worthy

My car doesn’t have a heater so I had to buy some wooly gloves for my morning commute

>>149739875
again it's different when houses are built for heat
i've been in sydney at 40 degrees
and it's like london in 30 degrees as a lifestyle

>>149739875
yeah this really
might turn on a light fan for some airflow, but no need for AC at that temp

Having lived in Aus and the UK, it is the houses
They retain heat through the night

>>149739887
Literally only use my heater to burp the radiator for coolant changes.

are winters in australia getting colder the same way summers are getting hotter here? when I was younger 25 was considered really hot, now we get into the mid 30s up to 40 every year

I wonder what these switches marked FUEL CUTOFF do?

Just finished half marathon toil, nice beach run this morning
Could do with a trusty portable AC now I'm back because it is HOT

>>149739909
DO NOT REDEEM IT BHENCHOD

>>149739795
If you can't put in an AC, at least get a portable tower fan, and preferably get a sparky in and put a ceiling fan (the larger the better, because the larger it is the slower the RPM needs to be to move air, and obviously try to find one recognised as being quiet).
The nights in summer here range between 15 to 24 on hot days, and ~15 on the handful of nights a month we get storms.

>>149739902
No.
They are getting warmer.

>>149739923
>The nights in summer here range between 15 to 24 on hot days, and ~15 on the handful of nights a month we get storms.
24 is too low to be our upper bound lol
Not uncommon to be 29 degrees at 10pm in summer

A player who touches the ball then falls over the boundary should make it a non-catch (if caught) and a 6.

>>149739923
I have a usb powered mobile fan with a clip on. At night I have it on pointed at my head, my nose still regularly blocks up which keeps me up. I was thinking about nasal sprays but I heard overuse of those can be bad.

>>149739936
Yes, I was talking about maximum minimums, so the lowest temp for the entire day which would usually be at some point between 4 and 6 am.

*does a wicket dance*

We're so back

WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE SINGLE

that was a cracking run out damn

*Stops my long comment about colder periods being associated with pandemic, and warm periods being associated with golden ages to type this
GONE GOTTEM
STOKE THAT UP YOUR CARSE AND TELL YOURE STORY WALKING

I hope Merrett leaves

>papering over our shitting bowling
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFFFF

what's for lunch then?

I can see an enormous pube dust bunny forming under my desk
Must have been dodging the roomba - possibly sentient

>>149740002
chole and roti I reckon

>>149739914
lgm

really strong smell of poo in here

'ooin an oo rn ngl
'igly

>>149739902
No. Winters in Sydney used to have the temps regularly go below 5c and the lowest temps were 2c at the historic measuring site in the CBD. There were more below 5c nights in winter in Sydney in 1960 than there have been in the past 10 years in total. The lowest temp

>Getting ran out in the last over before lunch
KWAB

made this today, don't listen past 50 seconds pls
https://vocaroo.com/19r2odYPyQ65

>>149740064
>made this today
Why?

>>149740100
chasing the feeling of making a good song
maybe tomorrow will be my day

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Eastern_Freeway_truck_crash
holy grim

>>149740122
You should make it more of a rap or more of a rock song, hate that heavily autotuned rap rock shit in my opinion

>Italy wrapped up one of the two spots available at the European Qualifiers for next year's T20 World Cup in India and Sri Lanka, the first time that Italy have reached a major ICC event.
>"It's still very surreal", Joe Burns said.
ah yes, the Azzurri's brave Joe Burns (who has also played 20+ tests for Australia)

test

cricket

/rug/ absolutely mogs /cric/

somethings appear to be broken today

why aren't test rugby matches also eight hours long and five days in a row

>>149740278
can you imagine lol by 4 hours in they'd just be walking up to each other and falling over

>>149740322
just bring on the masseuses and request ball changes

>>149740147
The jeet driver basically got ignored because the media didn't want to look racist and the cops went after the driver who got pulled over and was taking a piss when the meth'd up and tired jeet crashed into them.

>>149740369
saw that even the police excused him as "fatigued"

Indians love their cement don't they

GOTTEM
GONE
BACK INTO THE PAVILION

why is it that whenever a batsman gets to 100 they always get out so quickly

>>149740170
>stokes
>kiwi
>carse
>saffer
>archer
>west indian
>bashir
>paki or egyptian or india idk

>>149740435
Can the Egyptian walk be incorporated into a bowling action?

>>149740450
>it's only hyperegyptesnion

>>149740450
looks like jasprit only paler

>>149740466
same arm angle as well

>3 replies just repeating ops joke
haha good stuff lads

Which end was that run-out chance at?

Keepers end lol. Retard was standing there watching instead of doing his job.

>>149740534
>>149740548
again lol

What was Archer just sniggering about?

Bit of niggle from Archer there

Niggardly attitude from Joffra Archer

we use those words here mate

>>149740702
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_about_the_word_niggardly

saw Twelfth Night last week which has that word in dialogue.

Shakespeare was a bit of a chud

>When Niggars gather, discord fills the air,
>Their constant prattle, tiresome to the soul,
>With words that sting and minds that do not care,
>They drain the patience, leaving hearts unwhole.
>O, that they were but shadows in the night,
>Silenced by silence, banished far away,
>Their presence taints the day with endless blight,
>A plague that darkens bright and shining day.
>Would I could wish them vanished from the land,
And leave the world in peace, in quiet rest,
>For Niggars' bane is more than I can stand,
>A weight upon my weary, burdened chest.
>Yet, in my heart, I hold a bitter plea—
>May Niggars vanish, and forever be.
What did the Bard (the real Bard) mean by this?

>>149740777
shakespear was woke. he was like "jews are people too".

keep the niggards hydrated

atkinson
potts
robinson?

I'm here.

guess everyone else left

nah i'm here.

not me

how about me? am I here?

I'm going to bed
Night lads
Hope the game picks up xx

>>149741381
sleep tight

time to stop watching again huh
we are just too shit at cricket
not even going out
i'm still here just not gona watch it out of S P I T E

>>149741381
hope you have lots of nightmares

Playing solid against the new ball moving all over the place? Ridiculous they should be bazzing it around a bit.

>more delays
jesus christ

get the masseuse on
creepy crawley's back feels rather stiff

rob key oiling up his hands

Should fat and ugly cricketers like Rob Key be allowed to play test cricket?

Havent been following the match too closely. Whats this I hear about very frequent ball changes? Are the balls actually falling apart or are teams just hoping to get a better ball?

really boring game this one

>>149741754
our shit bowlers aren't helping

>>149741754
Test cricket is for boring dull duds

>substitutes
>replacement balls
The games gone. Next thing they’ll move to a different pitch if the first one gets too worn. If I had my way each team would only get two bats, to be handed to the incoming batsman by the man out. Also, only one box, swapped over each time the batsman run a single, with a special zip in the front of the trousers for easy insertion and removal

>>149741803
Not true one bit!!!!!

Bold strategy from england going for the draw so early in the match.

>>149741754
this desu
>day 3
>almost 400 v 400 slow and soulless sloppa
>only half interesting moment of the entire test was 2 overs of Archer hitting 90mph consistently
just shake hands and move to the next one already

Getting out right after making a 50 or 100 is such a bitchmade thing to do.

I wouldn't even celebrate a 50 desu unless I was a mcgrath tier batting shitter

Oh, I didnt realize the AusvWI test started today. Thats funs.

If batsman doesn't get at least 20 more runs after getting a 50/100, he's a milestone obsessed fraud

I tend to get out well before the milestone to avoid this conundrum

>>149742046
>windies' decent bowling is completely undermined by a batting poolapse in their 2nd innings
This will happen, no need to watch

>>149742082
most bindian batsmen would fit this desc to be desu

HISLAND soon

hopefully

i raise my bat and lift up my helmet after every dot ball

are indian test crickers superstars back home? like messi style figures?

yes saar what a bowl saar

WICKET
GET OFF
FUCK

>>149742159
kohli certainly used to be

remember when he used to just use the review no matter what and no one questioned it? even if it the most obvious wicket ever, he'd still use the review "because he's kohli"
unbelievable

reckon we'll see a repeat of that shitty declaration from a few years ago (was it v nz?) and go on to lose. won't even have the excuse of the rain this time

he wasn't reddy for that one

getting out to a medium pacer is embarrassing

>>149742159
Kohli moved here because he can use public transport and nobody recognises him.

>>149742046
>starts at 5am here
games gone.
instead of day/night tests they should have morning/lunch tests that start at 4am and finish at 1

>>149742225
for me it was the umpires ignoring the laws of cricket during games in india "because he's kohli'

>>149742257
if i saw him on the tube i'd just think he's another paki

>>149742133
Probably. But the windies bowlers are making it exciting cricket. Maybe they need to try some different batsmen?

>>149742291
I'd ask him for his autograph and then after he does so I'd take a look at it and exclaim "uh that's not how you spell Shoaib Ahktar"

its funny that the polynesians could travel his far between tiny little islands but they couldn't go from New Zealand to Australia

nobody wants to go to ausgaylia because they're gay

Always amazes me that humans didn’t get to New Zealand until the late middle ages

>>149742451
that shouldn't be surprising, NZ doesn't appear on maps.

great moustache

watching on Indian tv
the adverts
they make america look like an enlightened country

>>149742354
They got to New Zealand and figured "why bother going anywhere else", and the few times they actually went to Australia it just reinforced that view. They migrated for more room, and that need ended in NZ.
A small group tried to colonise Norfolk Island but it didn't last, and at some point they probably managed to sail over to Australia (a short distance north of where Sydney is now) but obviously that went nowhere so they either died on the way back or got back and said not to bother and ensured no-one else would try.
All those little islands are much closer to each other, with the exception of Hawaii, but Hawaii can be explained by having good, big ass canoes with sails and being able to follow the wind.

find a flaw >>149741782

shant because I can't

>go for a bike ride after lunch
>get back
>still haven’t bowled India out
as I’ve been saying for 3 days now: shit bowling selection, sort it out Stokesy

>>149743174
long feet

Not really sure what Carse really adds for a bowling unit other than a tattoo friend for Ben.

think you meant bowling attack

bowling pie shop

More like Brydon Arse

Fucks sake any longer and England batsmen will be Indian spinner rabbit pie

is he related to TV's Rob Brydon?

>can't take a picture without sticking his middle finger up
You exude insecurity.

>Arse
>born SA
That’s why they pick him, must have at least one South African in the England team. Seems to be some sort of rule.

>>149743560
kek so true
is he 14 or something?

>oh no not the big bad middle finger
lmao calm down zachy

Don’t really care about your threads cu/ck/ m8

would have to agree

grown to like the dachshund adverts

GONE GOTTEM FUCKING CAUGHT SO PISS OFF YOU CUNT

ACK

GONE GOTTEM PISS OFF

POOLAPSE

fack

Taking back this >>149744116 saaaaaars

GONE GOTTEM THIS TIME
>POVIEW
NOT THIS TIME PISS OFF

so fucking fixed

bought by the BCCI

>>149744140
this

wahahaha deserved for nigger worship

>make an officiating mistake
>make it again
He's gonna get rescued by umpires call on this retarded shit.

>>149744196
we don't use that word here mate

Someone make a webm of that last one because it was fuggin plum that digger

Akash Deep? more like Akash Deep ayment I made to the ump

GONE GOTTEM

YOUR CAUGHT THAT TIME POOFTER SO FUCKING WALK ON

REVIEW IT SAAR

if he gets out slogging we can say that's AKASH IN THE DEEP
haha don't know why I'm giving these elite gimmicks out for free

>time wasting bindian tactics
actually a cowardly people

Does cocoa butter effect swing

>C arse
>bum rash

saw that two Englishmen won a final at the Wimbledon today and rewarded them both with a 10 second look at their Wikipedia articles

>>149744415
anything in the early life?

>>149744467
must admit I failed to make that obligatory check.

are there many famous jew athletes? proper jews I mean.

don't think there are actually. quite odd that
only christians / atheists / agnostics / muslims are elite at sport

I think 387 is par for this pitch.

GONE GOTTEM POOLLASPE ON

>>149744494
A few Israeli footballers have made it to the Premier League.

cooked up a newie
>>149744544
>>149744544

>scores level
>387
so all out

>>149744494
Harold Abrahams

Why a new? It’s only half an hour until the end of play you fucking idiot

Is Archer just the white Steve Harmison?
He also was basically mediocre while holding out the carrot that the few good performances early in his career were the norm rather than an outlier

ffs spilt my beer in the hammock

GONE GOTTME ALL OUT

>>149744587
Harmo, Archer and Tremlett are just three of the potential /elites/ but too many injuries fast bowlers catalogue.

>waaaahhh why couldn't I make my heckin new
shut up countystreams you whiny twat

kek niggard has a higher iq than stokes

Who will be the nighwatchman in place of Crawley. Would be embarrassing to see him caught in slips before the end of the days play
>pic is neighbours cat

send out bashir

>Scores tied
Absolute kino

>>149744608
Simon Jones, Toby Roland-Jones, Dean Headley…the list goes on

>>149744640
They should do that nighthawk shit they made such a big deal over.

>>149744687
TRJ was never really a “fast” though