Thread 149737140

Dogs 15.8 98 DEF BY Crows 16.13 109
Remaining games today:
GWS v Geelong 4:15pm AEST
Richmond v Essendon 5:35pm AEST
Fremantle v Hawthorn 6:10pm AWST

Why is the property market so shit? Went to an inspection at Burwood Vic today, and it was chockers full of chinese and indians. Agent enforced a shoes off rule, but all the indians seemed to think that means socks off too, so they were all walking around barefoot with their disgusting long toenails and everything. The place wasn't even that good for the price but 4 bedrooms means there will always be foreigners swarming for it; 5 family members for each bedroom.

Is renting just the way to go now?

Everything keeps going wrong in my life.

Truly shit game of footy

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149737144
Infinite Indians and multiple generations of financially illiterate retards that were sold on housing being the only investment product.

hope dangerfield is medically retired after this game

jake "most high free kicks in the afl" soligo

>>149737144
>Is renting just the way to go now?

You will own nothing and be happy. Australia has close to or the worst immigration numbers when you adjust for per capita

>>149737144
>Burwood Vic
lived there for a while, looked at box hill too which is an absolute chinese hive
ended up staying in sharehouse in camberwell i've checked the price a few times since i've moved out and it's disgusting how much the price has risen

I'd medically retire a few of you spastics if I ever met you IRL

>>149737163
and yet you all voted Labor. Explain yourselves.

>>149737170
this is simply not true

>>149737170
there's no voting out of this you fucking moron

>>149737144
oh theres a rental problem?
no worries, we will bring thousands of indians into the country every day

>>149737163
>Australia has close to or the worst immigration numbers when you adjust for per capita
They're definitively the worst in the world.

>>149737170
both major parties are aligned on this shit, that's the problem you berk

>Put the VC on Naicos instead of Bont
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

>>149737172
Labor expanded their majority significantly in the last election.
After all the Qantas protection, the failed voice, unprecedented rise in immigration numbers and a dead-end energy plan, they got exponentially more popular.
Australia is simply a shit country.

how do i find some friends?

I only voted for Labor because Big Terry did

cannot stop laughing at the bump on that lad's skull

>>149737192
Start sucking dick for free in the mensroom of your local RSL

>>149737187
So why aren't minor parties picking up momentum? Look at the UK, that reform party is doing well after starting from very little.

Here in Australia, Labor just expanded their majority after what was universally considered a disappointing first term, and immigration numbers are at an all-time high.

When will you all admit Australia is a terrible country?

imagine the bush carolina grew out after 12 days in the wild

>>149737189
If you take a gander at what the Liberal Party is doing by trying to aggressively appeal to several key seats stuffed with Chinese and Subcontinental imports you'd start understanding why. The Albomandering will continue until there's no Anglo left.

>>149737207
imagine her shit-caked bumhole

>bulldogs traded the farm up to get ryley sanders
>could've had caleb windsor, daniel curtin or connor o'sullivan
>could've kept their future pick and picked up murphy reid
Just embarrassing.

>>149737214
crazy how some of her poos would just be sitting there right now

>>149737211
>b-but muh liberal party!
See >>149737201
>So why aren't minor parties picking up momentum? Look at the UK, that reform party is doing well after starting from very little.

>>149737220
>Gee, why don't we have FPTP voting and lower barriers to entry to new parties and a toff containment cunt that's been memed into a position of power after thirty years of trying?

guess whos back fags

>>149737201
australia has been voting for independents more than ever
people would probably vote for other parties if they knew they existed but most only think about the major 2 + greens

rekon this was a false flag by the guy asking about housing and he's got you all revved hard.

fantastic to have your company wherever you're posting from around the planet*
*not americans

>>149737228
Mate are you retarded? FPTP makes it even more difficult for minor parties. This is the very reason anti-immigration parties have struggled for such a long time in the UK, and why UKIP has finished elections with 0 seats despite winning 30% of the vote.

Australian political system is actually one of the best for enabling minor parties and independents to secure the balance of power. Even a literal retard like Ricky Muir won a senate seat 12 years ago, and was a critical vote for passing legislation.

Australians are simply too stupid, and have a culture of going with the flow. You NPCs just go and think "Dutton bad, i'll just vote Albo again".

I've been putting Greens last then Labor and Libs second and third last since I've been 18. Simply cannot fathom anyone who thinks voting matters at all in this country or any other country.

>>149737207
>>149737214
>>149737217
How do these things even enter your mind

>>149737244
There was a guy in yesterday's thread optimistic about going to a property inspection for the first time. I feel like he might have just got a dose of reality.

Not a fan of immigrants
They add nothing to my life

>>149737252
probably the same bloke >>149737144

>>149737239
>australia has been voting for independents more than ever
Again, Labor expanded their majority significantly. Last election was a huge show of faith in an incumbent major party who have done nothing to address the property market.
Even the two fake independents with heavy financial backing, the greens and teals, lost multiple seats. Meanwhile actual anti-immigration movements like the Liberal Democrats and Rennick get f-all.
Australians are naturally an unintelligent society.

wtf when did the afl allow mid season trading
the black guy aliir is playing for gws now

You dogbrained deadshit spastic losers gonna talk about the fucking match that's on or nah?

Every time I see the rentoid neighbours giant TV through the window they are watching footy fuckin imbeciles.

>>149737260
Not me. I've been looking all year and I'm used to seeing swarms of brown filth every time.

>>149737247
>Balance of power
>FPTP makes it easier for minor parties
my fucking sides mate, yeah pref deals make it trivial. ukip isn't a thing gronk and the party you're talking about ripped through councils with a similar amount of the vote. jog on you know about as much about this as piesperg knows about footy.

Geelong finna put GAS to the sword

>>149737251
seriously though id pay good money for her 12 day worn knickers
could fund her trip around australia

>>149737275
>no argument
no problem tard

>>149737144
renting in Sth Est Asia or Eastern Europe is the way to go

>jeremey cameron hasnt played at giant stadium since he was a gws player 5 years ago
is this vic bias?

fuck this new 4 characters captcha is fucking dogshit brothers
>>149737271
all i know is i need cats to win this almost as much as i need my fred to win

>>149737252
that was me. i was first in, was the only person there for about 5 minutes and as I was leaving a white couple came in. was overall a pleasant experience.
>>149737260
that wasn't me, I don't live in Vic

my body is a machine that turns alcohol and weed into IP resets

J.Cameron has been titanic this year

why do you emu cuks pronouce it

juhlong, cause you suck schlong

in steady of GEE long

if shannon was fully upright he would be shannon stand

might ask dumb questions all day for attention

>>149737320
based footy journo at a coach’s press conference

>>149737320
based fat insecure girl at a 21st

The 'no for tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8kMkGsQIqM&ab_channel=HotKeyAFL

same old dirty cats

one of the crowsfags is the rulescunt

double poster

We sure these umpires aren't female? Aleer is getting a lot of... gifted free kicks.

>>149737381
kek

>>149737144
nah buy a place in france mate

Chris Judd and Ben Cousins reunite at star-studded party in Perth: Ben Cousins and Chris Judd have reunited for a big party on a yacht on Cable Island in Western Australia.

>>149737390
is that carrie bickmore

Hate seeing normalscum happy

>>149737390
rich people doing rich people things
dont care
hope they all suffer a traumatic experience

>>149737390
>Right picture, left girl
Those are some big feet.

Love belting rich kids

>>149737390
let me at the milf in the middle

this thread goes from this
>>149737144
to this
>>149737416


stay consistent with your takes please you are embarrassing

>>149737390
unreal how Cousins still looks like a chad even after destroying himself for years

>>149737428
>/afl/ is one person
>not recognising contrarian posting
First day here, champ?

not even logically consistent in that post

>>149737438
yeah i got linked here from /nrl/

>>149737444
>trying to false flag

>>149737437
and judd still looks like a smug fuckarse

>>149737451
how do you know its a false flag?

>>149737454
pretty sure he does mammoth numbers on the stock market I'd be smug too.

>>149737390
Would be though for Cuz to be around so much cocaine. Hope he doesn't relapse.

having as much money as me is okay but any more than that and you're a fucking fuckhead

4pies couldnt beat the lowly dogshit goldcoast. write them off

WHO IS WINNING THE FOOTY

wearing trackies to the footy tonight i dont give a fuck anymore

im from /nrl/ and i sit in my pyjamas all day smoking ciggies and pretending to be gay in /afl/

>>149737437
I was literally just thinking how the fuck does he look better than me after all his drug abuse and rough living?

>>149737483
t. /afl/ poster false flagging as an /nrl/ poster

not a fan of having to wait 120 seconds to post, especially when it makes me wait like 5 times before posting

amazing how quickly the /nrl/ internet defence force reacts to posts made in /afl/

>>149737499
you WILL NOT off topic post during a CROWS GAME

Nrl and Afl are both based as fuck in my opinion

the only remotely likeable player on the piece of shit cheat side of dzhilong is jezza, the rest deserve to be executed by firing squad

uhh cats are shit

hsgfs liked dempsey there

im from /nrl/ please rape my face i am a huge faggot

state of origin is shit

>>149737499
i for one enjoy the 2min bans to the previous 15min ones

im from /nrl/ i post suicidal posts during high activity in /afl/

iggs

whats the history behind browns surname?
seems somewhat problematic

love that cats twitter user that posts naughty photos of herself

I watch league
And I am gay
And I suck cock, cock, cock every day

>>149737508
Nah fuck that faggot, dumb arrogant rural dickhead who celebrates every goal like he's never scored

>>149737560
danderfield? biggest retard on that site

>>149737563
that's the entire hawthorn team mate

>>149737560
>>149737567
go cats and giants
>those hands
reckon she has big dinner plates underneath

How embarrassing for Geelong

Why does every team now have some huge midnight black guy playing at chb?

>>149737567
>>149737576
would give this chubby slut the best 30 seconds of her life

>>149737581
diversity hire policies

it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNiUd_tNzFQ

>>149737250
based retard

>>149737567
whats the context behind this
why would a women take this scantily clad picture and post it online? onlyfans?

>>149737597
buy a mirror

>>149737593
eating fast food is such a strange concept to me. I never had it as a kid and now I'm older it just looks so unappealing. If I'm hungry I'll just go to the local shop and buy ingredients and make something, it would never cross my mind to get takeaway or macas

>>149737250
bozo

>>149737600
attention

>>149737610
based shaded childhood anon

I love KFC I would eat it every day if I could afford to

>>149737610
based albini

pancakes as buns maccas is wacky haha

>>149737600
see>>149737614

remember when mcflurrys were good?

KFC is only good like 1 out of 10 visits. when it's good it's pretty fucking good but when it's not it's dogshit.

>>149737144
Why are you trying to rent a four room place when you're a single male? Idiot

whatever happened to that anon who would post his arguments with prozzies?

All fast food is overpriced, low quality shit. You should be ashamed to eat it.

>>149737597
>>149737611
after attention samefag?

BOILING

>>149737610
Based non-plebocrat

that german bird's vag would have legit been rancid after two weeks in the wilderness. imagine the smell.

>>149737643
How does it feel to be a moron mate?

do girls randomly play with their pussies like we do with our dicks
like im just sitting here watching footy not wanking but fondling my cock, do women do the same thing like slipping a finger in

adhd is such a meme

>>149737664
sometimes to check the smell and how close they are to their period but not usually no

>>149737664
yes they do I seem my sister do it she keeps a vibrator in her bedside table too and I always hear it

>>149737664
Sometimes yea
t. biological female

i had a girlfriend once that told me when she was constipated she used to put her fingers in her pussy and work the shit out from the other side

You're the one looking for a four bedroom place when you're a single male. I think you are the moron

got this cunt on a string

>>149737678
NORF PERF
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P
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>>149737681
elite life hack tbf

>A local South Australian footballer has been deregistered and banned for life after a sickening coward punch floored his opponent behind play last month.
>Ingle Farm premiership player Brandon Rigney was slapped with a mammoth 14-match ban from Adelaide Footy League for the off-the-ball incident that left his rival badly concussed.
>The Bulldogs player then incredibly tried to feign injury, lying face-first down on the ground next to the player he had just punched.

>>149737682
what fucking cardboard box doesn't have 4 bedrooms?
some shitty Innercity apartment or some slop built in the last 15 years

>>149737681
my ex told me that you should stick your finger up your bum when you have the hiccups

>>149737704
>14 match ban
>Banned for life
which is it?

>>149737700
whats the qt doing with the moustache haha silly girl

>qt
damn you guys are desperate

>>149737700
top kek love these retards

>>149737715
14 match ban + deregistration.
The deregistration needs to be lifted for him to be able to play again and that would presumably not happen, so effectively banned for life.

>>149737704
Saw a video of it. Wasn't anywhere near as bad as I was imagining.

>>149737725
that cunt is legit going to murder someone over footy kek

>>149737704
>The Bulldogs player then incredibly tried to feign injury, lying face-first down on the ground next to the player he had just punched.
KWAB life time ban for being a weak cunt

The NSW origin players should be fresh given they did fuck all on Wednesday

>>149737725
Come for the fat guy, stay for the left's eyes.

>>149737700
whats your set up to do this la ta bla x

>>149737640
every time you order kfc there is at least 1 problem from the list below
>burger under- or over-cooked
>stale burger bun
>brown lettuce
>chips under-cooked
>chips under-salted
>cold potato and gravy
>drink not cold enough
then if you order through uberjeets add
>soggy chips
>potential missing item

>>149737740
ohnononononononononono
legitimate nrl loser who posts here to be apart of a vibrant community exposed

>>149737758
>then if you order through uberjeets add
>>potential missing item
this is why i stopped bothering with kfc

>>149737593
>188 grams
>$8.55
fuck McJewnald's

>>149737758
>burger under- or over-cooked
It's called a patty you zoomzoom.

>>149737740
CAUGHT RED HANDED

>>149737758
Every time you order KFC it's disgusting shit slop every time

>>149737725
wonder who the girl is

>>149737780
bro looked zesty at the end

>>149737780
has to be the sister and/or carer

>>149737780
why does the fat cunt have a garmin fitness watch kek
not fooling anyone

>>149737700
>>149737725
>>149737780
>>149737798
honestly get a bit jealous of how much these spergs enjoy the footy

love how Fox knows they are a trio of speds and keeps up the shots

>>149737800
Monitoring his heart rate for if he gets too worked up.

>>149737780
reckon they are spit roasting her right now?
she had those horny eyes

imagine sperging out at the footy every week and getting caught of camera
id die, like surely these blokes have jobs

>>149737758
>brown lettuce
a single piece of off lettuce completely kills the burger. sometimes the lettuce just needs to have been sitting near off lettuce before they put it on and i can still taste that shit.

>>149737811
same bro. Not gonna dox myself but my brother had to go to occupational therapy as a kid because he couldn't write well and was a little slow and now he's an Eagles cheer squad member and it's his literal zest for life, fucking loves the shit and yelling rain, hail or shine. I just sit here in my room and sink piss. He's having the last laugh.

>>149737725
Blessed webm. Needs to go be preserved in the Library of /afl/.

>>149737836
bro is ready to play nfl

useless catters i need you fucks to win this

>>149737827
based ice cream for breakfast anon

>>149737836
Simple things for simple people really.

>>149737744
For me, it's the fence breaking.

>>149737758
The only one I experience consistently is
>chips under-cooked
Seriously, why? How hard is it to cook the chips the extra minute so they're actually properly cooked? Oh, you were rushed and had a lot of customers? Yeah, who would've expected customers coming to KFC and ordering chips? No way to predict that one. And not like you can just cook them and put them in a heat tray and then serve them up as they're ordered or anything.

>>149737758
>old piece of chicken swimming in oil

the only finger licking good thing at kfc is the workers

>>149737861
>How hard is it to cook the chips the extra minute so they're actually properly cooked?
Wouldn't it be a timed process? Mcdonalds youtube videos make it sound pretty automated.
Guess you could have the oil too low temperature by not giving it enough time between chip batches, but otherwise seems pretty foolproof.

its cause they dont change the oil as often as they should
t. former kfc worker

>>149737878
yeah those black pants they wear accentuate their bums real nicely

>>149737891
i love when they have flour stains on them and it looks a bit like dried cum

this is perfect cheesy movie weather

round of upsets

>>149737881
I haven't worked in fast food for over 20 years and it wasn't KFC but at there used to be a timer that you would hit when you dropped the chips and it would sound off when it was ready and you had to hit it again to shut it off. I assume when they're rushed and have the drive in backed up they're just taking them out early when they look cooked enough so they can quickly process more chips to meet demand instead of having enough chips ready for demand during busy periods, which for KFC is basically all day. I would've thought there should be someone constantly doing chips, for the full allotted time, and then dumping them. I can't imagine they would sit there long enough to not be fresh unless it's after 9pm on a weekday or something.

>>149737914
finna watch roadhouse tonight

https://www.afl.com.au/news/1362130/adelaide-crows-defender-jordon-butts-sent-to-hospital-during-dogs-clash

the ambo girl in this vid is absolutely lusting. Imagine your life and heart health potentially being on the line and this girl is thinking about getting boned. Disgraceful.

>>149737936
ambos are glorified uber drivers mate

lust isn't real

>>149737936
>Imagine your life and heart health potentially being on the line and this girl is thinking about getting boned. Disgraceful.
unironically true

>>149737943
is so

Cadman really coming on. Reminder that you usually have to be a bit patient with the big boys.

>>149737936
>>149737962
If you ask most guys how they want to go out, isn't the most typical answer your heart giving out while getting fucked by a girl?

Chadman

done absolutely fucking nothing the whole day

>>149737981
holy npc's

>>149737981
I'd rather die in my sleep moments after cumming from sex with a beautiful woman.

cats are dogshit

>>149737981
I just want to slip away painlessly in my sleep.

>>149737986
Based Dangerfield

>>149737986
Literally me but every day.

>>149737994
cringe. for me it's defending to the last breath my nation from the muzzie horde

>>149737936
what an absolute qt

>>149737993
They match up well against the Pies but I feel like most of the other contenders would beat them come finals time. Still seem to rely on Dangerfield to get them over the line way too much and any player as old as Danger is going to have down games.

pies would be out of contention if the grand final wasnt at their home ground

>>149737986
me had a coke no sugar and been watching the footy

>>149738002
countries gone mate you shoulda been defending it 10 years ago

>>149737986
I baked a loaf of bread and crumbed some chicken fillets for dinner but otherwise I've barely left the couch.

>>149737981
I want to die like master oogway in kung fu panda

>>149737986
went for a drive, got a hot choccy and banana bread, did my tax and now getting blind drunk

still laughing at this fucking idiot last night

dosn chads ww@?

>>149738061
kek
KEK
K E K
little faggot

fuck my arse with a big black dildo

everything is sexual with you pornspoiled degenerates

love her but i have to let her go

it's just josh doing his usual spam and to think your tax payer money is funding him

Umpiring has never been this bad.

>15 metres for GWS vs 15 metres for Geelong
Top keks

>>149737936
vaxx status?

>>149738095
>all those number 1 picks for nothing
how did they fuck it up so badly

based tobes

>>149738109
successive bad draft years

I occasionally reply to posts that don't warrant a response because I know for some posters replies provide a small dopamine hit and make them feel a little more connected to other people.

>>149738122
so true

who 4/4?

>>149738118
yep
>>149738120
true
>>149738130
agreed
>>149738136
me
>>149738137
iktf

love seeing geelong lose
you can tell their fans just can't stand it!

gws havent scored 100 yet so this one is live

>>149738153
First team to 99 usually wins

>>149738153
yeah fills me with joy it's like something they aren't accustom too and they don't know how to handle it

>>149738159
This is true of any score.

who is excited for the big game tonight

*first beer be's cracked*
yes a little late in the arvo i know

>>149738168
I'm excited to switch over at 8:10pm.

10 minutes left so according to the leigh matthews rule geelong could kick 10 goals

What has David King said about tonight's game? Is it a must win for fremantle?

hope fox sent kingy to perth so longmire has a full meltdown

more like wayne king iykwim haha
more like quagmire iykwim haha

the should send kath to perth to break up longmuir’s marriage

first to 100 usually wins

>>149738204
left the wife
right the gf

>>149738204
bruh im lucky to last 10 pumps iykwim hahaha

>>149738204
would bomb her pussy with my giant cock iykwim haha

>>149738204
these girls are gorgeous

Filter going absolutely nuts

>>149738237
*looks around*
wow thats crazy i cant see anyone who gives a fuck

>>149738204
corr

Anyone else really enjoyed the footy thus far today?

luv me dosn

BIG BIG SOUND

>>149738284
not yet
we are all waiting for to big 4 clubs to play

>>149738204
>blue hair
trash

>>149738308
It's a sign of royalty you pleb

I told you Geelong were no good. Too many old guys they depend on, and they're not the type of oldies Collingwood have who can keep up with the pace.

>>149738322
"no"

>>149738322
how much you spent on onlyfans mate?

>>149738327
>>149738336
Sorry, I've been playing Fire Emblem again
just making a little joke hehe

big match up this one
50 years ago

follow me, boys

i'll get us to 9/9

>>149738325
good call

Ready to watch my dosn shit the bed.

>>149738361
this is the guy who stands up and says come with me boys ill take you to the promised land

>>149738374
Really makes you think.

>>149738375
and then turns 34

>>149738374
tick tock goes the biological clock

>>149738378
HOWLING

remember when foxfooty started the year touting 12 hour wall to wall coverage with kath sitting at the desk all day
why did they quietly slink out of it
its 7:11pm and we are just seeing kath for the first time all day

am I going deaf of did cinemas used to be way louder?

>>149738394
Going deaf, it's the opposite for me.

huh?

>>149738404
based life extension haver

>>149737780
Dogspergette

>>149738382
bio clock is a myth, the most fertile ages for women are 20-24 so why aren't they tick-tocking then? Maybe they are and it's misconstrued as the "party years" but every woman approaching 30 knows they need to land a man to mop up the shit mess of their life in a marriage

if essendon are the blood stained [redcated] what are richmond

All my jocks are brown
>all my jocks are brown
And my cum is grey
>and my cum is grey
I've been taking cock
Cause I'm feeling gay

>>149738374
because they've "lost" their chance at having one lmao

>>149738421
kino

>>149738423
where as you "never" had a chance kek

>>149738419
based anon that doesn't know what menopause is

>come with me boys ill take you to the promised land
>hey google map me to Wet on Wellington

remember wash your cock if you had a condom on
no one likes that taste

>>149738438
kek cheeky cunt

>>149738440
>menopause
>34
based retard

>>149738451
let me put it like this al pacino recently had a kid i don't see women his age doing that

nother night of heavy drinking

Going camping tomorrow

>>149738421
;__; beautiful

al pacino gave birth??

>>149738470
No but Steven May

>>149738361
Bitchmond'll get up tonight though

4chan x isn't working on chrome I'm having a mental breakdown

>>149738478
Oh what a feeling, basedota

>he doesn't know how fertilisation works
ngp

My dog keeps purposely knocking her ball under the couch to then lie there and bark at it until I get it for her. This has been going for 20 minutes

FUCKING FILTER FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>149738501
pick it up wagie

2/4 tips me

>>149738478
makes me laugh all these poof tradies go in a group of 10 to somewhere 1 hour away barely taking their poof utes off road and think they are getting "out"
then you have a 26 year old woman travelling solo driving in the the middle of fucking nowhere mogging them

>>149738453
>85 is the same as 34
ok mate. not saying women at 34 aren't ancient by baby making standards but this is a ludicrous comparison and you are stupid for insinuating that women are undergoing menopause at 34.

>>149738501
are you the same guy who's dopey cunt gf dropped $300 on a dog bed. Heem the gf and play ball with your dog mate

>>149738374
>he hasn't donated his sperm the second he could
bahahaha

The only thing I love more than the footy is you blokes

>>149738520
it's very homoerotic

>>149738478
Remember last time I went camping in 2013 (at Blacksmiths beach near Newcastle) some cunt's brand new 4x4 got bogged and sunk nearly all the way under the sand. It was only by some miracle that they managed to tow it out of the abyss.
Anyway, that same night I came inside a blonde hair, blue-eye half Egyptian 16 year old slam piggy -- it was like fucking a chubby Cleopatra, shit was so cash.
Haven't had sex (with a woman) since then, however

the dzhilong cheetahs have been exposed as the scum frauds they are, in spite of cheating the cap they are shit

>>149738543
i could not give a cunting fuck dickhead

>>149738525
Yeah that's me. The bed is ripped to shreds. I didn't say anything to the wife, it's not worth the battle but I believe she knows she fucked up

>>149738543
/r/ThatHappened

egyptians were black though

>>149738553
>I didn't say anything to the wife
beta
>I believe she knows she fucked up
you are so wrong it hurts me

Think I'll play Zoombinis tonight while watching the footy.

SHUT UP NIGGERS

Hope you're ready for another absolutely shithouse game of football

Choccy milk is based

>>149738562
The Cleopatra's were originally greek you spastic. It seems immigration has been around forever

>>149738585
fred games always are. used to it

Less than half an hour til criccy

uhhh where are the indigenous jumpers dont they know its naidoc week? very disappointing from the dream time clubs

Mumza keeps buying cakes and white when I'm on a cut fucking cunt

if i saw you just south of jolimont station it would be Heemtime at the G

>>149738563
it's just money tehehehhe

>>149738614
She's so pretty

>>149738614
shes not wrong
all these spastics take 100s of thousands to the grave

>speedy boong can't kick and makes retarded decisions
I've seen this one before

>>149738626
simp faggot

cannot stop pissing myself

>>149738648
based me but it was sharting myself yesterday

Already bored of this game
When's the criccy on

>>149738501
go get it then dogcuck

Dogowners deserve to be shot in the fuckin head

its bad enough watching australia play cricket
i could not imagine the type of sperger that is getting keen to watch fucking pajeets v england lol

Taj Hotton will be the next Nick Watson, but much better

yeah and watching this horseshit is better LOL
fucking retard

20 mins till the footy starts

Cricket is boring if it wasn't le Aussie battler culture no one would watch that shit

aussies are so cringe

its actually disgusts me to even partake in anything that indians enjoy

>>149738374
>paving the way
where to?

KILL YOURSELVES

>>149738679
>the type of sperger that is getting keen to watch fucking pajeets v england
Australians sar

>>149738708
an empty apartment, a full cat litterbox and empty wine bottles on the daily

Reminder that /afl/ is a nice and kind general

these two shitters celebrating every goal like its a grand final lol

>commentators suck off how good dons are
>5-10
huh

wonder what caddys mum is doing right now

that fat Dons baby in Adidas never had a fighting chance baka

nate caddys momther

wa la

australians have stupid names like pat cummins

dumb marmite monkeys

>>149738754
>t. Ranjeet Jarvegemiteformeandad

>>149738754
for me, it's promite

stop larping to cause discontent

>>149738765
shan't

This game is horrific
But still just about as good as any game this year

ANYBODY SEEN THE MEEK

now that the cats and pies have been exposed who is winning the flag this year?

anyone have the switch 2?

>>149738813
Wtf is a potato scollap

>>149738809
would waifu but notnfap to

>>149738823
No but if I bought a handheld I'd get that Chinese one and install steamOS

>>149738823
Yeah but I've only played Raidou

$8.50 for a bread muffin, a hockey puck sausage patty, a slice of cheese and a scrambled egg

>>149738813
scallops are molluscs mate

>>149738823
I'm an adult bro.

good game starting lads

>>149738825
>he calls them potato pancakes not potato scallops

why does the media so casually objectify bailey smith

>>149738860
what are you trynna say cunt

>>149738847
heard you was talkin shit cunt iykwim hah

Switched over to the cricket
Looks a lovely day in London

buy a $3.40 bag of fresh hip hop
from ya local fish and chip shop
ahh scallops
dollops a flavor on top

i heard the switch 2 has a crappy lcd screen with a 1 second plus input lag

Looks like a potato bake to me.

>>149738861
Thanks. Just assumed this was tomorrow for some reason
Imagine if I spend all night watching Richmond vs Essendon lol

>>149738870
they did the same with O'Meara in the early days at Gold Coast, maybe it's the increased impact of social media, maybe they want to hype his Cotton On contract who knows. He does give them ammo with nose beer comments etc. but that doesn't matter. I've seen under 10's on the podium at BJJ tournies doing the Craig Jones nose beers sign

>>149738571
Fucking crisp

>>149738806
bane you stupid cunt

>>149738876
children play video games bro

>>149738823
no but steven gamebay iykwimnhaha

Being emotionally invested in a football team is more childish than playing most video games tbqh

WHY IS THE FOOTY SO SHIT

>>149738806
Bane bruv, peaking at the right time. Wouldn't be surprised if the rig a Bane vs Gold Coast granny to quell NRL interest after a shit few years of afl

>>149738912
You mean Collingwood

the afl doesn't need help to reduce interest in the nrlel, they can't even attract people to watch it in the first place

>>149738915
they also watch footy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cwiBma5WKg

ylyl

>>149738950
why do you post this graph every thread, what are you afraid of?

the gold coast s oys are incredibly overrated
only managed to scrape a 6 point win at home with the other team not scoring a single goal in the first half

>>149738967
why are you so threatened by it, are you nrlsperg per chance?

he is so easy to bait out
just cant help himself kek

>>149738708
>where to?

>>149738950
looks like nrl is catching up

THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE HORSE SHIT
I'D RATHER EAT A DOOKIE FROM A DIARRHEA SQUIRELL
I'D RATHER SHOVE GLASS UP MY DICK
THIS GAME SUCKS, IT SUCKS, I HATE IT AND IT SUCKS

>>149738994
Which game?

im from /nrl/ my dad left my mum at an early age and i lack a father figure, my uncle also raped me at christmas 2014

>>149739003
based bad luck brian

>>149738976
ahh yeah, answer my question with a question. You talk like a fucking woman. I hate both sports you fucking queer.

why was she so happy

shit game

>22 - 21
>7 - 7
Yup, I'm thinking Saturday Night Kino.

>>149739036
knows she's on tv

>>149738951
you just discovering somethings are for all ages?

Adelaide fans getting angsty on Bigfooty. Their team won today but they are still unhappy that neutrals don't unanimously consider Thilthorpe to be better than Darcy.

Why are Adelaide fans like this? Why do they have such a big chip on their shoulder?

>>149739036
got to be on tv

>>149739048
they really are obsessed with external validation about footy, their city everything
really odd those south australians

>>149739048
a couple of crisp power stances should do it

>>149739029
why do you come into this thread then, faggot? kill yourself.

>>149739029
fuck up you stupid cunt

>>149739048
>Bigfooty
Isn't that forum dead now?

>>149738394
You've been listening to your shit too loud and have cooked your drums.

>>149739065
don't mention power, they'll get really upset

>>149739067
>>149739068
top kek look at you posting on multiple devices you sad little cunt

THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT
LIKE WATCHING AN AFLW GAME WHERE ALL THE PLAYERS AREN'T JUST DYKES BUT ALSO FUCKING RETARDED

Fuck this horseshit. I'm turning on season 11 family guy.

>>149739036
buku khamis talked to her earlier that night

>>149739080
take your medication you mongrel
even better go back to sucking off britflags in /cric/ either

>>149739067
I've been on /afl/ for over a decade, why wouldn't I hate what this sport has become?

Switching the footy off
Not going to waste my time with this

>>149739076
It's dead compared to 10-15 years ago, but it still houses a lot of boomers who don't know where else to go.

for those that switched over to fremantle and hawthorn you have literally missed 0 goals in bitchmond vs bummers

>>149738486
Using the extension or the userscript script?

>>149739093
lay off the drink you closet homo, got sucking cocks on your mind? lmao

>>149739080
maybe multiple people just consider you a retarded faggot for coming into a thread of a sport you don't like? i don't browse /nfl/ because i think mutt football sucks. the real sad little cunt is the one that intentionally ruins their day by browsing a thread based on a sport they don't like.

>>149739107
gutless cunt

THESE TWO TEAMS AREN'T EXACTLY FRIENDLY

>>149739115
keep seething little queer, I'll be here forever just like you.

glad that poof stopped using his indian VPN, he was shitting up this thread so he was indian in spirit

>>149739115
so true

my god old school runescape is such a dogshit game

>>149738604
Just don't eat them you fat cunt. She'll stop when she needs to throw half the cake out each week.
...or she's using you as an excuse and buying them for herself. Grim if so.

got this homo on a string lads

nrlsperg is crying hard tonight lads

>>149739115
>>149739125
samefagging? really?
SEETHING lol

>>149739141
so true

>>149739121
>>149739141
samefagging? really?
isn't there an nrl game to watch champ? or is the one post an hour thread not active enough?

>>149738950
>>149738976
>>149739067
>>149739068
>>149739107
Not him but why do you post that graph? Why do you have this obsession with NRL?

The numbers don't tell the whole story, there's qualitative differences you have to consider. The NRL will have two international teams, can the AFL make that statement as well?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/QwNdTJZTE3yulnXNq5n7Pg/

>>149739124
he's using an irish vpn in /cric/ now

>>149739159
why are you so obsessed with /nrl/?

nrl defence force scrambling tonight kek

>>149739100
Where else do you actually go? Facebook and reddit?

i hate that i now start feeling sleepy and it isn't even 9PM yet. i remember being able to stay up to 4PM the next day just from sipping one energy drink and now caffeine has no effect.
>>149739129
based puppet master

>>149739135
>nrlsperg is crying hard tonight lads
You're literally seething about nrl................

>>149739044
like video games champ?

Quarter Time

>>149739160
WA might as well be a different country, that's two international teams right there. Tasmania is across the sea, +1.

>he doesn't understand what "qualitative" means and now strawmans an argument I never made
The absolute state

>>149739159
better luck next time champ

perth nrl team wont last 5 years lmao
they have no idea

>>149739160
i just think it's funny because the classic NRL clapback to being accused of being shit is that they get more television viewership. they don't. it gets nrlsperg upset when i post it so it provides great humour.
>The NRL will have two international teams, can the AFL make that statement as well?
it's called the National Rugby League, why the fuck is it supposedly a good thing that it will have international teams, especially when there are states in australia with no representation? besides, AFL is more popular abroad anyway.

sick of having autism. i get none of the upsides, I'm not particular good at anything, nothing is interesting enough for me to hyperfocus on. it just feels like I've been nerfed

Rugby has nsw, Queensland the 2 most populous states and new Zealand

the footy show
afl finals system
state of orgin
gather round

>>149739189
>AFL is more popular abroad anyway.
You have a source for that claim?

anyone actually watching the footy

>>149739188
there's more interest than aflw and that shit loses 50 million a years. Not saying they'll be a powerhouse but the plebs love [current thing] and there's enough interest to make sure they last longer than 5 years IMO, would a decade be enough to recoup investment?

>>149739197
>Queensland the 2 most populous states
Has Queensland overtaken Victoria? I know a lot of boomers/cookers moved up there after covid but didn't expect that much.
>New Zealand
Kiwis are all about union. League is poofter stuff.

>>149739207
i'm not wasting my time with the absolute drivel that is being put on

halftime

>>149739201
>stole
applied for a patent yet mate

kath just said its wet and slippery

BREAKING NEWS: Nick Daicos and Sam Darcy

wish i knew every sexual fact about kath.
the number of blokes she's rooted, favourite position, type of nipples and vagina she has, etc.

>>149739214
but enough about /afl/
>>149739227
i bet kath's slippery when wet iykwim haha

You bicker while we take over the country

israel foulou was the best thing the nrl had
and he was an absolute useless cunt in afl kek

halftime dart

For me, it's cricket

I've been telling you guys Switkowski and Young will make make sure Fyfe never plays again. They are infilitely quicker and more skillful than than ancient poof cunt, he's past it. Even Walters had the presence of mind to get out of the way of the up and comers

I don't support any anglo invented sport

Was gonna take a photo of the dosn I just sprayed out, but was scared you might see my face in the reflection.

there were plenty of better players than israel retard

>>149739262
what sport did gooks or nigs invent?

>>149739243
couldn't even sell out docklands for your shit hollywood supported team KWAB

>>149739277
1. digging spider holes
2. well i ah give me a second

>>149739278
lgm

>>149739278
bell st maccas 15 minutes

Will never understand the phenomenon of simping over mid (or extremely ugly in the case of "kath") women. Like do you literally watch fox footy all day and night and she is the only woman you ever see, irl or on a screen?

>>149739277
throwing different types of sticks
smashing cocks open with rocks (though there is a degree of hybridity with judaic practices there)

>>149739293
Sounds good mate, what's your order?

>>149739270
based not micksperg at kingsford smith

what sort of fuckwit parents call their baby calsheer

>>149739306
your mum KEK

52% of transgenders have a mother with diagnosed bipolar personality disorder

>>149739310
gottem

I'm actually livid with MY Fred for even entertaining the idea of bringing that slow old cunt Fyfe back, if this side is going to show any promise it's going to be based on speed not on this old head, bull strength bullshit.

Where's the new thread?

Back in my day, AFL was a proper sport, full of grit, guts, and raw passion, but now it's gone soft -- soft as butter! These new players, they flail and flounder for free kicks, whining and rolling around like a bunch of ballet dancers, stripping the game of its true toughness. The game's lost its soul, replaced by this sterile, sanitised version where contact is shunned and aggression is punished. Where’s the fire, the ferocity that made it a battle? And skills? Haha, fuck me! It’s like watching a bunch of amateurs pretending to be gladiators, all soft hands and pretty kicks, with no respect for the old ways. The AFL’s become a playground for the delicate, a shadow of what it once was. It is an unrecognisable, watered-down spectacle that’s lost its heart, its grit, and its true skill.
And Dill: I am not watching. Stick that up your capacious homosexual arse!

>>149739172
no some things are made explicitly for kids like video games, you know how theirs movies with an R rating they aren't for kids

Like I get still being a bit of a man child in your late teens and playing some video games but once you are in your 20's you mature and find all that stuff boring, tedious and monotonous

>>149739313
source?

>>149739337
based grok

>>149739337
https://www.tiktok.com/@trevor_stuart/video/7523251277057297719?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

>>149739323
it's such an awkward thing, bloke would be doing them a favour by retiring so they don't feel like they have to include the dual-brownlow medalist every time they have success regardless of whether he helped or hindered it

>>149739344
trvke

>>149739347
Some YouTube video I watched

dosn back on

>>149739349
this fuckwit looks like he drives a ute

>>149739349
lgm

the doggos are not a very good team when they're not beating up on the bottom 6 hey

>>149739349
kek

>>149739386
newy

>>149739356
why not just move into a mid field leadership role or some shit, Fred don't need a mature body to soak up a mid they have enough already with Serong, Brayshaw, Young etc. Just fuck him off already. Fuck even O'Meara is useless

>Turn off the fuel to the engines
>Ask the guy trying to save the plane why he cut off the fuel for the black box recorder
>You successfully commit suicide and the other guy will get blamed for killing everyone

>>149739381
neither are the crom

hawthorn should rebrand as The Mighty Ducks haha

new
>>149724503
>>149724503
>>149724503

https://www.tiktok.com/@seven3news/video/7525625626829655316?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

why white people so violent

what the fuck is going on in the richmond essendon game

Are you balding dickheads enjoying the footy?

>>149739344
ever heard of an r18+ rating champ

>>149739501
>?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
cringe

>>149739509
ease up tiger you are still in your teens when you are 19 you know how it has the word nine and then word teen to make "nineteen"?

THESE TWO TEAMS KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE

>>149739533
ease up tiger nineteen year olds aren't kids

finna hit the sack and dont mean cbt iykwim haha

>dons have a viet FOB on their list
so crisp

wish i had a viet mtf on my face iykwim haha

God punish Carlton.

imagine the state kath would be in after a couple of weeks in lost in the bush.

>>149739650
Dehydrated and hungry?

>>149739660
pooey and fragrant

ravaged by Nyoongar

Can't see the score because Reimu's feet are in the way lol

make a hot glue webm :x

acknowledgement of >muh westies having their 2nd win of the season against the hapless, and feckless woodville-westies

>>149739685
desire to lick those pits

kino hours

neighbours are saying 'bro' a lot

>>149739685
Show knickers

Loomers?

Did they grease up the ball in the tigs v bummers game

dunno but im bout to grease up my bum

>>149739832
no but steven wdfourtay iykwim haha

>>149739868
Itadakimasu!

Autistic Fumble League

>>149739553
yeah they're teens

>>149739987
heh