Thread 149737638

formerly /heem/

finlandia

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

they say tuivasa is 400 lbs and getting bigger

>>149737638 (OP)
I had an epic banger post but I shant be wasting it on a thread that will get heemed by janny. Your loss.

>>149737680
No one asked.

>>149737699
No one asked you to be a broke little reddit bitch but here you are.

So yeah whats up you guys good? In loife?

Her spit lathered big fat floppy sloppy voracious veiny nips were bigger than my mouth, or so it would seem.
Dana white is an mma promoter and president of the ufc, a promotion for the sport of mma. But many wonder if Pfls new ceo is going to present a problem for ol Dana in his twilight years, suffice to say

Hap Nickel

Ciryl Gane finishing Tom Aspinall with a spinning backfist while doing a backflip.

>>149737699
>>149737730
>FIGHT BACK! FIGHT BACK
>OHHHHHHHH AMERICA WINS AGAIN, THE BRIT TAPPED TO STRIKES ITS ALL OVER

Spot of minge

Bong got your pea brain warped, I fear.

Hap and Ace Chandler do NOT have a criminal record
take THAT racists...

>>149737838
I do.

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

Dookie Dustin

>Prelims good fights that could go either way
>Main card old people vs young people

Why the fuck is Dana like this. Yeah I know that Derrick Lewis and Stephen Thompson are legends in the UFC and sure you gotta give them the main and co-main.
But goddamn it's gonna suck just watching them get heemed

>>149737888
don't be so sure b

>>149737869
What for bet it's something gay like drugs or theft

WE have our retirement plan sorted with tonight's accumulator

>>149737951
Just rape and murder b

>>149737888
Lewis weems you cazzie cocksuckin slob. Respectfully.

Literally every criminal that ever fought in the ufc is BLACK

>>149738016
Dare you to bet on him if you actually believe that

>>149738017
Lee murray was the coolest criminal and he was white

>>149738025
I have 43 cents to my name b

>>149737888
Bonfim has no heems. Dalby beat the shit out of him. He has good submissions but not the greatest wrestling. Worst scenario for him is he gets submitted but Thompson does have improved anti-wrasslin and order of operations are higher iq than they were. Not the best but improved.

You little Sharmoota

>>149738029
we don't talk about him

>>149738016
Don't bet, bappa. Trust and take it from someone who actually knows the sport and has the eye for technique. I know the first enlighened-cazzie knee jerk reaction is to think "he wins all his fights by 1st round heem? Fraud check soon!" I get it. Talbot etc. It's not the worst knee jerk reaction. But Teixeira is a grappler first. Much like Tom, he just happens to heem. And he was a huge fatass when he was little and lost weight through running and grappling, so he's not a gaslet either.
It's a rare case where you think you're making the anti-cazzie pick, but it's actually 3 layers deep where the cazzie reaction of "big man will heem" is actually correct.

>>149738050
>does have improved

>>149738007
Of a female woman?

>>149738029
Memes aside he is a hairy hand amirkhani I'm afraid

>>149738132
No.

Co-op is good and co-opt is evil?
>>149738177
Das ghei meng

I feel like tapping to strikes today

>>149738222
U lottle sharmoota

Saw a short of Daner's interview with his casino buddies where he didn't know what staph was called. Is this nigga really the best nigga we have to run this nigga thing of ours

>>149738238
Chicken sharmoota extra chili small fanta take away cheers bossman

>>149738252
Dana's brain is cooked! Like a 70 yr old Muhammed Ali

>>149738390
AI has come a long way

>>149738029
>white
hes literally a moroccan I thought you guys "YOU GUYS" had standards for whiteness

>>149738029
>Lee murray was white
Barbara was a hairdresser and later a telephonist. On a holiday to Gran Canaria she met Lee's father, Brahim Lamrani, a kitchen hand from the southern Moroccan city of Sidi Ifni.[9] The couple's first child, Lee, was born in St Nicholas Hospital, Plumstead, on 12 November 1977, and was initially raised by his mother while Brahim continued to live and work in the Canary Islands.[9] Eventually he moved to England and married Barbara in 1984 and in 1985 she gave birth to Lee's only sibling, Rkia.[9]

>>149738252
You are scared to say "nigger"

>He heemed his own father
Goob-esque

Bo Nigger

You mean the country? Its with one g only, common mistake

Bo Netherlands

Bo Bolivia

In order to redeem his loss Bo Nickal should be sent in a no return mission to Mars

Derrick Lewis vs. Tallison Teixeira
Stephen Thompson vs. Gabriel Bonfim
Calvin Kattar vs. Steve Garcia
Nate Landwehr vs. Morgan Charriere
Vitor Petrino vs. Austen Lane
Junior Tafa vs. Tuco Tokkos

>>149739092
Tallison Teixeira
Stephen Thompson
Calvin Kattar
Morgan Charriere
Vitor Petrino
Junior Tafa

>>149738874
Proofs?

>>149739092
Be serious

318 countdown isn't very good

>>149739643
>watching cuckdown
Ngmi

>>149739765
I'm on a date what am I supposed to watch instead porn?

>>149739092
Derrick Lewis
Stephen Thompson
Calvin Kattar
Morgan Charriere
Vitor Petrino
Junior Tafa

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

Golden Schaub era is here. Boris Volganikov won't recognize us now.

>>149739959
wadder we dune b..

schaub

cmon girl shake that ass for me

It's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UPQDJDA6U
>ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UPQDJDA6U

I just watched the Ben Askren video. fucking hell that's sad

>>149740162
excuse me sir tonight is derrick lewis vs texeira

>>149740165
Yeah but he does a cool trick off a half pipe at the end

THE BLACK BEAST

>>149740095
Fine, but I typically never do these kind of things.

>>149740415
holy fuck it's a miracle thank you odin!!!

Peaches in red wine are a beast of a peach

>>149740162
>IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD BABU

>>149740162
i could heem that old ass embedded narrator

Will there be any non-chud celebrities at UFC White House 1?

>>149740350
Mm sexy flicka

>>149740522
Double stuffed DC

D "Daniel Cormier" C

Dicking Daniel Cormier Down

>>149740866
?!?!

>>149740866
Aiyo

Fucking Daniel Cormier Between His Black Asscheecks

>>149739092
Lewis
Bonfim
Kattar
Charriere
Petrino
Tokkos

>>149741062
Che schifo e vergogna

>>149738050
I thought Bonfim zeemed Terrence McKinney but that was the other Bonfim. Wonderboy actually in with a chance here

>>149739092
Lewis
Bonfim
Kattar
Landwehr
Petrino
Tafa

Excuse me I'm watching the Scottish open right now and its already the afternoon over there, so are you people that live in Europe actually watching these UFC fight night cards at like 4am and if so why?

Scotland isn't in europe anymore mate brexit

>>149739185
>>149739870
>>149741183
Just a heads up its common knowledge that Steve Garcia is going to win, katter is just a name at this point and hasn't won in 4 years while Garcia has 5 straight tkos

This is crazy, everyone's out doing stuff. The losers are out but I'm in. Bizarre world

Big gorilla man gon heem

>>149739092
teixeira
bonfim
gracia
nate
petrino
tafa

>>149741210
he looks like a nerd so i couldn't back him. he belongs in IT

>>149741286
Need to be more specific there bud

Whats the heem schedule today?

>>149741188
Wow. Steve Erceg is 3% of UFC champions.

>
ALLAHU AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Bismillahir rahmanir raheem, alhamdulillahi rabbil alamin. To my brothers in ummah, I must confess that every action I take upon this dunya is for none other than Allah subhanu wa-taallah, and that i am his lawful slave. I wish to follow the hadith of the prophet Muhammad, sallalahu alleyhi wa-salam, for he is the greatest slave of Allah Azza-waijal, and is the last and final prophet. Audhubillah min al-shaytaan ir-rajeem, may Allah (swt) protect me from Jinn, from misfortunte, and from the damage that the enemies of Allah (swt) may afflict upon my mortal body in this Akhta-gonn. Allaahumma baarik `alaih, protect me O-Allah (swt) from the misfortunes in this game, and from the greed and evilness of Dana (djall) White.

Al'ia Taahira,
Al' Khan Osamaski,
Max Hajjrah Wahid,
Dajjalga Al-Opaz,
Al-Naazd Al'lan,

Jazakallah khair wa ahsanal jaza. May Allah (swt) reward you with good health and the fire of jihad. May Allah (swt) grant you and your fans the smell of Jannah.

aamin

>>149741448
The mutant beast b

I'm fucking an onion

>>149741719
theres layers to this, theres layerssss

It has been 6 months since Kody Steele stepped foot in the octagon

Hear me out

>>149738029
He was actually half Moroccan on his dad's side (his mum got SHARIA'D)

>>149739092
>Tallison Teixeira
>Gabriel Bonfim
>Steve Garcia
>Nate Landwehr
>Vitor Petrino
>Junior Tafa

>>149739092
>Tallison Teixeira
>Gabriel Bonfim
>Steve Garcia
>Nate Landwehr
>Vitor Petrino
>Junior Tafa

I see he's awake

Im gonna make Finland my little
B i t c h

Kody "dick of" Steele

>>149739092
Teixeira
Bumfim
Kattar
Landwehr
Petrino
Tokkos

>>149740057
Why does she look like that?

the guardian of gaza strip

>>149742937
chi town nigga wit a nas flow

Kody Steer

It's funny to think that the common house cat has a higher iq than aspinall's son

The real issue is that /heem/ is a 6-8 hour general and when anons desperate to be OP shoot their was early the threads end up stale like /box/. It's a matter of self respect.

>>149743184
*shoot their wad
I'm distraught from the state of things and it's affecting my posts.

>>149739092
Tallison Teixeira
Gabriel Bonfim
Steve Garcia
Nate Landwehr
Vitor Petrino
Junior Tafa

>>149743184
>>149743290
Care to extrapolate further premature wad shooting anon

Tom Aspinal
>bum
>project
>retarded son

The Tom Aspinall project has succeeded

>>149743443
Succeeded at getting fake teeth and not fighting for a year

Did i stutter

>>149743443
Succeeded at creating an otherwise healthy 50% genetic copy of him who is completely mentally retarded.

Talmbout C-C-Curtis Bl-Bl-Blades b-b-b?

>>149743365
I'm expressing frustration over the past fortnight of early threads. I understand the appeal of being OP, it's a honorable position. However, when anons bake early (especially before 480) they end up leaving the previous bumbling about the catalog for more than 24 hours. It's a bad look. And it creates trepidation amongst posters since there is always the concern over a thread getting deleted because a janitor is in a mood. This leads to slower thread starts and lack of saved up meme posts early on. Breaching thread etiquette has dire physical consequences.

Ilia is a midget for 155, so it makes the jump to 170 look more drastic than it actually is

>>149743534
Tom thought it was a beach shoot.

>>149743534
Tom will feature the Polish eagle on his custom shorts, honouring his true roots, much like Volk

>>149743534
Damn khumzhot is gonna fuck ddp up

Our heavyweight champion has retard genetics.

>>149743639
His dad looks like the dad from steptoe and son

>>149743613
Honour these two toms up ya forehead

>>149743726
Is it wrong that I want to heem a morroccan something about those cute little noses and high cheekbones just does it for me

>>149743524
Ur the biggest dork on heem

>>149742605
how

>>149743861
He made sense nigga

>>149739092
Teixeira
Bonfim
Kattar
Landwehr
Petrino
Tokkos

>>149743861
Uhhh lil rude b like ouch!

>>149743534
BEASTrab has fought 3 times since tom reddit's last fight

>>149741210
bro i dont even watch fights i pick whatever

>cute little noses and high cheekbones
What this doo talmbout

"The Answer" Frankie Edgar

Morrocan minge you wahrani simpleton

>>149741210
Garcia is just a can crasher he will get plowed with a straight from kattar in the first round

>>149743534
Flyweight to lightweight is midget division

Bit of beduin crumpet

>>149739092
Derrick Lewis
Gabriel Bonfim
Steve Garcia
Nate Landwehr
Vitor Petrino
Junior Tafa

Some algerian ass

>>149744000
Children.

Don't talk shit about Finland.

Good evening, is this the giant meng haver club?

>>149744111
Because he'll wipe and gobble it up...

>>149744130
That is correct, Im afraid Im going to have to leave sadly.

>>149744147
Don't talk 2 large meatlovers pizzas about Finland because he will gobble them up.

>>149744165
Huh?

if they are thin crust it's not that much

>>149744171
Finland has been known to sit down and eat 2 full large size meatlovers pizza by himself.

>>149744198
beast mode

>>149744171
Don't talk 2 large meatlovers pizzas about Finland because he will gobble them up.

Jack landed bombs on Belel like he was a little gazan child

>>149744193
KEK

The GFL wikipedia page has been shut down.

>>149744240
PHWOAR
H
W
O
A
R
>>149744130
Did my bulge give it away? No homo

>>149744233
Belal should be cut

Jack "Iron Dome" Della Madalena

Im going to follow her.

>>149744269
How does that ukranian have such fat fingers and bad filler visible through the filter

>>149744292
How the hell should I know? Ask her.

junior tafa really ran to lhw because he is afraid of valter walker

I hate it when minge has fat fingers or otherwise unaesthetic hands

You will respect Israel.

>>149744269
She craves arab cock

No one craves arab cock however I do desire some nafri minge rn

>>149744330
Clozapig craves Black cock I fear.

>>149743534
Manlets own /heem/

>>149744269
Like G-d commanded Abraham to circumcise all the goyim slaves in a jewish household shalom

is wonderboy gonna get heemed today

uncircumcised and proud

>>149744428
No

>>149744431
Hell yeah bruder hh no homo

wonderboy heemed Rob over a decade ago but The Reaper became one of the longest tenured champions in ufc history while wonderboy faded into obscurity

>>149744431
Stop dirty talking the Bupropiggy, please.

Danari emanuwhite

>>149744534
this is your life!

>>149739092
d lew
wonderboy
garcia
landwehr
petrino
tafa

>>149744344
Finnish women seem to like Amirkhani's cock thoughever

Tom Tardson

Prime Mister Finland clears bantamweight

NiggerX

Matt brown was an interesting fighter he had the killer instinct but he seemed to lack some important fighting attributes

I can't stop saying "Apturo Topturo"
It is pissing me off

there's thousands of finns you don't know if this is the same one

>>149744810
6 million to be imprecise

someone post pvz's butthole.

>>149744596
Life?

Based DDP

>>149739092
Tallguy Taxi
Bonfirm Confirm
Garcia
Nate Landwhale
Smiff clone
Mustache

>>149743534
DDP is looking wider and heavier than Ank.

Just had sex with my wife. Can I get an hell yeah

>>149744984
Hell yeah bruder hh

>>149744984
i presume your husband's name is rakesh

I can hear my date taking a schaub

The bidet work sounds quite meticulous I have to say

Slop. They couldn't even put together a decent card for a show with a crowd. The UFC's decline continues.

my nigga ben looking fresh
https://x.com/DovySimuMMA/status/1944091344831397927

>>149745197
WOW fight card

>>149744165
>>149744240
Kek it's feeling like the old days, I love nostalgia in all forms

>>149745193
Kek

>>149740866
bruuuuhhh

>>149740866
wow uh ok

>>149739092
Tallison
Bonfim
Kattar
Charriere
Lane
Tafa

In the sweltering summer of '25 Ben Askren was raped by staph

>>149745212
Take a shower

Benas Kren

>>149739092
Teixeira
Bonfim
Kattar
Nate
Vitor
Tokkos

Jake Paul is now a top-ranked boxer. At least when Jake boxes MMA guys, those MMA guys are past their primes and fighting in a different sport. But he is now ranked in boxing (not MMA, though). This just shows how SHIT boxing is, and how GAY boxing fans are, and how COOL I am for talking about this.

Jack Della battered Belel like a muslim wife

>>149745375
AI assisted btw

>>149745401
me personally I wouldnt use AI to enhance my drawings but I dont really have anything against those who do

>>149745386
very cool. thanks for sharing.

Hot take:
Tonight's card isn't that good.

I'm using the clover app and really liking it. They've done a good job improving it saves your comments to a list so you can see if you've got (you)'s any time and don't miss anything, pretty good feature

>>149745498
I disagree, and I think you'll be proven wrong.

>>149739092
Tallison
Wonderpedo
Kattar
Nate the retard
Lane
Tuco

>>149745393
>Battered

Try again Marco. It's been rejected

>>149745386
Jake Paul saved Ben Askren's life show some respect

>>149744836
Got you b

>>149739092
Derrick Lewis
Gabriel Bonfim
Steve Garcia
Morgan Charriere
Vitor Petrino
Junior Tafa

>>149745533
I don't understand what you are trying to say

>>149743534
Umm...where's the Black men? I always heard Black men were better fighters than yt bois

>>149745637
I'm trying to say stop using our lingo, you are not permitted

>>149737638 (OP)
HAP'S RETARDED NOW!

they are giving you derrick lewis, calvin kattar and nate the train and you still complain

You may only post in this thread if your country has had two champions

>>149745498
Heavyweight main event is pretty good for a non numbered card

>>149745696
Who is us? What lingo?

Guru is a depressed incel who has a mental breakdown every 3 months, but sure, listen to his opinions on life and the world

kevin holland will be fighting on his 3rd ppv main card this year next week

>>149745690
is that so

>>149745800
Brits value mental breakdowns. It's a rite of passage in British society. Men are encouraged to be weak and servile.

>>149745769
if I went to italy would a real italian chef make me a delicious pizza or spaghetti dinner or would it just be some african/muslim selling kebab

>>149745498
it sucks on paper but it will have more finishes than decisions

>>149745401
is there proof of that
i only heard that shexyo traces

>>149745761
Derrick Lewis vs some guy with 1 fight in the UFC is decent? Are you serious?

lmao this brit prefers 25 minute point fights over guaranteed heems

>>149745868
No you get real red blooded italian cooking real italian food for you in Italy

how long til the fights start

>>149745800
Will do. Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YOcdpsF42o

i like it when they kiss in JAVs

>thought it was dustin vs max today because they uploaded countdown for it
>it's derrick lewis vs taillison teixeira

>>149745761
I still have PTSD from watching Blaydes in Baku. Heavyweight is already fucked but if this Lewis fight is also terrible daner will be in hot water

>>149745861
There's no hardmen left in Britain, now it's a bunch of poof nonces that get dog walked by arab manlets I dread

If MMA Guru actually moves to the Un*ted St*tes of Am*rica, I am officially un/boy/ing him.

>>149745951
remember when there were maybe two total teixeiras in combat sports? pepperidge farm remembers

How do I get the job to collect fighter urine samples?

>>149745880
they all should have worn the same blue hoodie

>>149745880
Context?

>>149745957
hard to blame them honestly
if they get attacked then fight back the native brit is going to prison while the other guy walks free

Actually I dont care

>>149745953
the lewis fight will be terrible but it will be over quick

>>149746115
yea and we just about nearly got the same type of treatment here, we might still yet if we criticize the Helwanis too harshly

Paddy Pimblett Painal

>>149746196
fuck off with the /pol/ bullshit. go back to your containment board

>>149746209
Bodied that freak>>149746196

>>149746209
gadooshed that chomsky-honk

>>149739092
Teixeira
Bonfim
Garcia
Charriere
Petrino
Tokkos

>>149739092
Lewis
Wonderboy
Garcia
Landwar
Lane
Tokkos

>>149739092
Abus
Abus
Abus
Abus
Abus
Abus

I get so much wild sex from women it's unreal

>>149739092
Lewis
Thompson
Garcia
Landwehr
Petrino
Tokkos

>>149739092
Teixeira
Bonfi,
Garcia
Landwehr
Petrino
Tafa

>>149745197
>wmma at the start

not even bothering making picks for this shit card

how do aspinall's next 5 fights look, lay it out for me

>>149746678
bold of you to share this

SCRIPTED

>>149746704
I felt chills but I overcame them, I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!

>>149746681
>fights gane
>dies
>retires
>arrives in hell and gets stabbed by satan's pitchfork
>*squish*

>this nigga is called Tuco Tokkos
>and is from England

Arlovski v Rothwell is happening next week. This really is a bizarre world. I feel like I'm in 2009. Are these guys just going to fight until they die of old age?

Touch me and I'll sue!

>>149746789
Probably yah.

>>149746789
Rothwell will destroy Arlovski in BKFC

>>149746789
>Arlovski v Rothwell is happening next week
no it's not you fucking spastic

>>149746681
firmly believe Gane ducks him forever
>beats Volkov october 25
>beats Almeida march 26
>fight with Jon at the White House gets teased for July 26 but doesnt happen
>beats Blaydes sep-oct 26
>loses to some total random like Cortes-Acosta as a huge favorite July 27
>destroys the random champ in the rematch November 27
>retires as champ
>bongs claim him as the GOAT heavyweight

Knuck tonight btw

>>149747018
A lot of fisticuffs tonight. heem, knuck, and box.

>>149747050
>box
We don’t watch that shit

>>149747050
is grappling allowed in BKFC?

>>149746789
I always thought Arlovski made out better financially than the the rest but apparently not since he's like 55 and still fighting

Yo baroni chill

>>149747071
I dont mind a bit every now and then. >>149747089
NO

>>149747089
lol no, but that didn't stop Phil Baroni from trying in like his last appearance before getting sent to foreign prison. He fought Chris Leben and got bodied in like a minute flat, the entire time he was desperately trying to shoot takedowns and seemed high/confused, weird fight

>>149747018
PERDOMOS GOOD I SEE HIM AS THE NEXT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPM IF HIS EGO DOESNT GET TOO BIG fuck caps lock

>>149747089
clinching is
you can hold and hit unlike pillowtap

rothwell and arlovski aren't even booked idk what that retard was talking about

>>149747193
It's the only heavyweight fight of consequence for BKFC

>>149747139
>>149747131
>>149747122
how this retarted sport is still going has me fucked

>>149739092
lewis
thompson
kattar
landwehr
petrino
tokkos

>>149747221
yeah but he said they were fighting next week

When you spot a pawg milf in the fresh produce aisle

>>149747254
Thank you for correcting the record.

I hate when I'm in the middle of a fine McDonald's meal and have to take a schaub

>>149747269
real subtle goobs

movie

>>149746893
I hope not

Heemed witless (sex) what time is the fighting on

>>149746942
So when is it then?

>>149747332
Chuck "The Actman" Liddell!!!

>>149747332
Gina Gershon could still get it

>>149747384
His recent work with moneyberg is exemplary

>>149747354
whenever they decide to book it
rothwell was supposed to fight some random bum in australia next weekend but the event got cancelled

>>149747401
At her age she'll smell like moisturizer and feel like canvas with all the excess skin

old bitches try harder

>>149747443
She'd appreciate you.

for me it's carmella bing

Within reason bappas

>>149747514
Jesus christ

>>149739092
Lewis
Bonfim
Garcia
Charriere
Petrino
Tafa

>>149747514
Always reminded me of a whorier meryl streep perhaps a corey mckenna too

>farts out a challenge
>sees red
>shits self
>shadow boxes off balcony

phattest pussey ive ever seen wasnt even on a bbw

Damn she fat as hell now

>>149746093
total chitwood death

Is /heem/ excited?

i'm excited
*clapclap clapclapclap*

>>149747694
be serious

>>149747694
for what

>>149747694
Too fat tbdesu there is a limit

wmma on first tonight lads give yourself an extra half hour to nap or fix snacks, take a schaub etc etc

Starting a new diet tomorrow. I call it the coffee and steak diet.

Bings till?

>>149747103
He enjoys it, and having an income is never a bad thing. Money doesn't go far in the western world

>>149747806
Why do you call it that b?

>>149739092
Tallison
Thompson
Garcia
Charriere
Petrino
Tafa

>>149747817
1 bong until wmma

>>149747269
From being on benefits to this. Man I like this guy

>>149747848
>wmma

>>149747836
To mislead. It's a vegan diet.

>>149747694
Im actually slapping my tits around in pure uproar

>>149747844
Who's the skirt

>>149747419
I see, very well. I guess it's better than him fighting a bum crack

>>149747729
Tonight’s card. Duh.

Marijuana? PACKED
Face stains? BBQ
B.O status? FEARFUL
time to heem

>>149747806
Okay Joe Rogan

Do we know the commentary team? (please no Felder unless Dom is also present)

>>149747401
Any and every female should be on the yes list

So it's redundant to even mention

>>149747924
uhh you meant adult female right b?

>>149747947
Shut the fuck up

Jolie has to be a grade a shag

>>149747919
DC and Sanko

>>149739092
Derrick
Bonfim
Calvin
Morgan
Petrino
Tuco

black toby is noncing again *whipcrack*

>>149747962
Real ride or die shit. Life changing head game for sure b

dustin poirier?

Clitty cage statuses?

Isn't it crazy that you can watch Devlin getting fucked any time you like

>>149747988
Dustin "DP" Poirier

>>149747991
Wrong board mate. And take the faggot English saddo with you

>holland is fighting next week
Please tell me he's not spending it all on chain.

>>149748000
I assume we're talmbout Canor's not wife and not the rapper

>>149748016
You'll have to be more specific than that Tobias

we gooning tonight after the foights?

oh look Britain is being all gay again sheesh what a fuckin turd

>>149739092
Lewis
Thompson
Garcia
Morgan
Petrino
Tafa

>>149739092
teixeria
bonfim
kattar
charriere
petrino
tafa

>>149748062
Hahahaha what is this?

now that Jiri is done with home economics class will he finally get back to fighting or continue to do power rangers kicks on some shit snow mountain

>>149748067
of course you'd reply to that you big black nonce

>>149748076
*Whipcrack* how get out of my sight before you get another one

>>149748023
Dhei Devlin

>>149748091
>n-no you!
excellent rebuttal purple toby

Purple Toby The Nigerian Noncemare

hahahahahahaha the nigerian noncemare would be a dimes name

>>149748107
What would you do to me if you saw me in person? (Or dream of rather)

Tobes is one of the funniest posters here in all seriousness

>>149748144
save the roleplay for your finnish boyfriend you big purple prick

>>149748150
Yes I am, I'm real funny

>>149748150
Hey want to hear something that is actually really funny? K, though so. So the English Rose I met yesterday said in the underground a man was wanking to her, and not even under his trousers hiding it, he had it pulled out fully. She said she was so annoyed HAHAHA.

I Couldn't stop laughing

>>149748163
>you big purple prick
Tell us what's really on your mind you dumb faggot

>>149748215
Did she take you laughing well

tuivasa? yeah, that guy
bu-eeeaaast

>>149748163
Oh he's getting spicy. I can imagine what he'd like to do.

Half open palm punch/slap, face scratch, pull closest. Biiig shriek

african IQ is a beast

shoevasa? yeah, that guy
bu-eeeaaast

>>149748233
She actually did, she's not the modern sjw, pc retard. And she's got a sense of humour. A real gem, I'd like to give here a forehead kiss right now.

She's quite a bit older than I am

We're going to have to fight the robots bros

>>149739092
>teixeira
>bonfim
>garcia
>charriere
>petrino
>tokkos

Can't believe I'm still here. Let's see how long I last

I like Tai's new gimmick of showing heart disease in real time at UFC events

>>149748304
Don't show me this fag, I clicked of f straight away. Start watching real comics like Louis ck

>>149748306
stole that from shamil

>>149748295
I want one of those, I really want a pet. Which pet would you like to have.
(If you haven't already got your dream pet)

>>149748284
Sounds like good potential there and like you feel comfy about her that's good

WOMEN....

Am I right, fellas? ...

Heh....

>>149748304
he's got sugar in his tank thats fer sher

>>149748376
Wrong genny mate this one is infested with poofters or worse

>>149748381
Nothing gay about pouting at a bloke in a sauna whilst he wanks and cums to your naked body in sub 4 minutes

>>149748339
yes siree bob. You know what's valuable in this life. Big hug, no homo

>>149748397
What’s a poofter?

>>149748423
look in the mirror

Heeminder if you do any of that Rogan shit in my sauna you will be buried behind it no warnings

>>149748376
LOOK FINLAND, LOOK! HAHAHAHA

I always knew it, before he deleted it. He let his true feelings out. This is gold

i dont get why "poofter" though my farts dont make that sound theyre more like loud brrrraaps

>>149748423
Turn off my monitor

>>149748447
I don't get it T
>>149748451
Fags would have airier farts you would think

We're all just too excited to post

We can't do it bros, WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM! THEY WILL DEVOUR US!

>>149748477
Come on, put your psychologist cap on. He gets genuinely upset when ever you display stuff he's yearning for. Eg male bonding, pulling birds. Now we have it from his mouth

knuck starts in 1 bong 10 bings if you want something entertaining to watch

>>149748447
Deletes*

>>149748585
How about you go knuck yourself?

If you're going to skip the WMMA opener you're a plastic fan

You can't be serious, youre not actually gonna watch this ufc event are you?

>>149748602
that's knucked up

Time to waste another Saturday night on UFC fight night slop card. It's getting tiresome.

you know it's bad when not even finland can understand purple toby's afro-babble

I like farting so loud it feels like I took a gaychee punch to my shitpipe

I despise many of you

>>149748644
I got nothing better to do
https://youtu.be/psUOyXGacL0

I am not watching the UFC no I need my post shag nap I might make the main event but might sleep in it is sunday after all

.

>>149739993
it's only 40 b. not even old

I'll be watching UFC and BKFC simultaneously but not the pillowtap

derrick lewis just jump kicks and also complains about back pain and is over weight

>>149748666
I expected more from a Chilean, I've overestimated yous.

>>149748644
I am and I am going to enjoy it. You can't stop me.

Watching a Wimbledon press conference. Just a water sponsor and a simple background. So much classier than the Manscaped/Bud Light/Monster/Crypto shit we see in the UFC.

McGregor's oral fixation in that cigar is a problem

I hate alot of you

>>149748706
Yes but that jump kick was what froze and put the fear of God into Francsissy, thoughbeit.

>>149748735
You don't like Dude Wipes?

>>149748726
THEY have manipulated you into deluding yourself.

>>149748735
This is so cringe. Capitalist maximalism is based

>>149748738
Not worth it bruder hh

>>149748735
ufc is ran by soulless rootless aris

will Derrick Lewis have a heart attack live in the cage like DooDoo5000 did? find out tonight!

>>149748782
I like hate though

He beat THE Junior Tafa?!?!

Conor's spinning kicks always looked weird to me. He had to lean his torso over so much. He throws it like he has no flexibility, but he can do the splits.

For me, it's when their fellow tribesman anik manages to squeeze in a tire ad around a vicious knockout

Is it weird that I get Chris Curtis and Curtis Blaydes confused all the time? My ethnicity is not African-American for context.

>>149748738
u leik me tho :)

>>149748838
I use sniffland as a visual aid
>>149748815
Is it really hate then

Tbf if postpartum Olivi or a drunk Sanko was in the same room as me I'd probably dada5000 all over the gon

id like to squeeze anik into a tyre after vicously knocking him out

>>149748735
This isn't classy though. Kekerooney.

Not even Ailin Perez acts like this

Fuck Nashville

Bungussy bros

Sneegger

>>149748874
I've seen Ailin's exposed anus with sperm on it

>>149748860
yes because it pronounces its counterpart

>>149748875
agreed fuck those wannabe californian faggots they need kicked out the state and sent to a dick sucking camp for life

>>149748886
Many are saying this

Its time.

>>149748904
Factual post I fear

Charly Arnolt's rock hard breasts

>>149748874
galwd dawg imagine sawing her head in two longways with an angle grinder

Does Lewis looked slimmed down or it just me?

>>149739092
Teixeira
Bonfim
Kattar
Charriere
Lane
Tokkos

>>149748893
That does actually make good sense

>>149748874
shocked this didn't pan down to reveal a giant hawlg

>>149748926
bryce enjoying a foreskin treat

Lewis will lose his heeming ability by not being as fat

>>149748926
Surprised to see bryce eating that shit. I wonder if he realizes how many microplastics hes eating right then and there.

How big are Olivi's pregnant nipples?

Lewis is looking really lean, Im scared for Teixira

>>149748937
I wish it had instead we just got video 12 billion of a woman acting cringe and retarded, I hope her live laugh love sign above the kitchen falls and cracks her skull

>>149748944
bear in mind Bryce is the type of guy to have a conspiracy about radio waves and still microwave his hot pockets with the plastic on

gaming thread
>>149748965
>>149748965

>>149748965

>>149748949
theyre shaped like a half blown up balloon animal

>>149748892
That's different, when it comes to harcore smut, that's a whole other category. Scarlett Johansson has similar, we're sexual beings. And it's not for social media.

Were you exaggerating about the cum? If not I'm going to look for that right now

>>149748923
Kek now you're talking. I hate girls like this. Devils

>>149749001
Prepare to be underwhelmed T so far the clear frontrunner is kay hansen which is really how grim the scene is as a whole

>>149749001
You need a life

>>149748827
He learned it from and is doing it more from a capoeira style. It's faster but never lands for him. But he never threw multiple times in a fight like he wanted it to land, just make the opponent back up and maybe worry about it.

does diego lopes have a chance against jean silva

KNUCK STARTING NOW

KNUCK STARTING NOW

KNUCK STARTING NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPQhTvqBbL8

>>149750850
free official stream https://www.fubosportsnetwork.com/

>>149751222
>>149751222
>>149751222

shit sport

making me look bad on the noos

Texiera is fucking ass garbage regardless of the early stoppage.

Wins by Tom Asspain against Francis Ngannou: 0

Wins by Derrick Lewis against Francis Ngannou: 1

>>149755266
>>149755266
>>149755266