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SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, thin your paints, unironically rate the baby 'nomeno that plays for >your club and stay acecombatpilled

Negru

A little bit of Kvara in the sun
A little bit of Doué all night long
A little bit of Hakimi, here I am
A little bit of Mayulu and it's five nil
AH!
Mambo Number Five!

Place your bets on who gets the boot first and who somehow manages to eat panettone

>>149740965
no way conte in his second season version doesn't implode, he was already showing dissatisfaction at the end of last season

>>149740965
Rather shockingly, my money (a full package of Goleador's) is on fiberglass being sacked around december

>andrea russo
Actually dies in a Russian way

>>149740998
but why though

>>149741084
They're changing so many players it's going to be funny for them to retain whatever chemistry they had going on in the second half of last season. And I don't think Fabregas is the kind of manager capable of surviving the tactical adaptability of Serie A.
Granted it's easier to overhaul the squad when a smaller clubs does it and there's no pressure but with two weeks to go before the start of training camp and they have six centre forwards, something like four to five right wingers, five right full-backs, a platoon of midfielders for a total of 40+ players in the squad.
It's all very well playing drunk Football Manager in real life but dang

>>149740965
Ironically most of the midtable and relegation clubs look like they have relatively “solid” coaches while a bunch of the big clubs have ticking time bombs. I’ll say Zanetti probably gets the axe first.

Nazio bros how are we coping with the transfer ban?

I took a quick nap and I dreamed about good signings for my team
They might've been real but we'll never know because I already forgot

>>149741455
>GKs: Furlanetto, Mandas, Provedel, Renzetti;
>Defenders: Gigot, Gila, Hysaj, Lazzari, Marušić, Patric, Pellegrini, Provstgaard, Romagnoli, Tavares, Ruggeri;
>Midfielders: Bašić, Belahyane, Cataldi, Dele‑Bashiru, Guendouzi, Rovella, Vecino, Pinelli;
>Attackers: Cancellieri, Castellanos, Dia, Isaksen, Noslin, Pedro, Zaccagni, Sana Fernandes.

I think the team is fine as it is

>called Brown
>he's actually brown
The screenwriters of this matrix are starting to get lazy

Charlie Brown snubbing bbilan is the biggest calciomercato humiliation I have ever seen

So far*

>>149741522
I prefer Mandas but Sarri still want to go with Provedel

snubbilan

kek

>>149741680
Rivoltissima poorfags for calling soccer soccer

>>149741680
odds of trump going just to look at the stands and see how effective ICE has been?

I just saw François Modesto emptying the oil pan of a Fiat Multipla in a Turin car workshop to style his hair

>andre to juve
Yet another lie by di kwabzio to promote the player and push other clubs to sign him or renew his contract he probably got 80k for that post just like how fabrizo does he gets paid 600k just for posting rumors that are payed by clubs or players

>>149741680
8647

The numbers, what do they mean Masonodesto?

>Continuous contacts between Sarri and Insigne. There is always talk of Lazio between the coach and the outside, just released from Toronto and free to sign to zero. The former Napoli wants to return to Italy and fremes to work again with the Commander, as reported by Il Messaggero. On him there would also be Parma, Fiorentina and Udinese. But to re-embrace Mau would also be willing to lower his claims at the level of engagement, coming to receive about 2.5 million euros.
bet you are not ready for Insigne risorgimento with Sarri

>>149740965
I'm not sure Sarri stick around long enough for the actual season to start

hmmm yes my club needs dribbly drobbly scugnizz fattened by a three year streak diet of corn syrup

kys Grimolli

Just made a Bluesky account to see the mercato rumours there, I'll report back with my findings if there's anything gud

>>149742429
isn't bluesky just twitter for pedos

>>149742455
Pretty sure X is Twitter for pedos, but you'd have to ask a Lazio fan to be sure

>>149742455
Mo being a pedo is a bad thing

I don't even know who to wish a "kys" to since we half the board hasn't materialized yet

https://x.com/wylfcen/status/1943966971185258581
Factos

>Reports Juventus offering €10m for Sancho
based grimolli

>>149742606
Join me in wishing death on he who decided there wasn't to be any calcio in summer

>Bbilan midfielders Yacine Adli and Ismael Bennacer have received offers from Saudi Arabia.
There's a joke about Adli's tremendously greasy hair and him going to an oil state to be made here

>Serie A
>Serie B
>Serie C
>Serie D
>Eccellenza
>Promozione
>1° Categoria
>2° Categoria
>3° Categoria
Where would /seriea/ FC 2025/2026 rank among these?

>>149742910
The Peroni Pro League

>>149742910
I played very little footie in my life

>>149742974
I wouldn't play in the Belgium football pyramid

How flies the female tennisorus Analsimova

>>149740965
I’m really sorry to say this but Chivu. I think we’re in for a world of shit this year, just got that gnawing feeling.

>The Premier League is making moves for Giorgio Scalvini. According to reports in the English press, the Atalanta defender has been targeted by several clubs in the English top flight: Manchester United, Tottenham, Newcastle, and, most importantly, reigning champions Liverpool.
>Among these teams, however, the Magpies have the upper hand, having reportedly already initiated discussions with the interested parties and are ready to offer €50 million.

Atalanta should be studied

>>149743067
The united brothers at Lissone's VAR won't have that

Presto che non resisto
Italo disco, scusa se insisto, ma questa notte
Quello che preferisco
È un chiodo fisso, un imprevisto per far l'amore

Someone should really tell Chivu he'd look a lot more charismatic if he didn't have a permanent look of "about to cry while pissing and shitting myself" on his face

>>149743086
>allegri is interested in a player
>90 other clubs now want him


you make fun of us but I'm telling you there's a cospiracy against redbird

>>149743123
it's honestly sidegrade at worst, limone wasn't exactly confident looking either

Saturday dinner plans??!!??!!

>>149743123
it's a feature of the sfinterist experience bundle

>>149742910
There was an anon here that used to be a ref so maybe >we could rig the games at least

>>149743168
spaghetti with ground pork and tomato sauce

>>149743138
It's a massive upgrade if you ask me

>>149743188
ynr that anon that met collina while out on a run

>>149743168
Too warm to eat

>BF1 is the most played BF right now
Based but I wanted to play some kino Operation Metro

feeling like some horror, silent hill 2 or alan wake 2?

>>149743168
pasta with mixed seafood and then some lemon sorbet

>Retegui is the highest paid Italian player fo all time
I want get off this ride

Cute nose

>>149743373
>Italian

>>149743402
You can thank the Passportprinter union for that

I now remember La Goldona, I'd print her passport if you catch my drift

>>149743136
c'mon anon, enjoy this time of the season
it's the only instance you lot can see milan at the top of the table

I just met Diogo Jota in a Forza Horizon 5 lobby, he was driving a Lambo

>>149743673
did he finish the race?

>Atalanta are emerging as the front-runners to sign Juventus winger Filip Kostic, who is expected to leave Turin once again this summer.
t.Max Statman

Rios as paredes replacement is not that bad desu
Don’t know if it’s an upgrade tho

ynr paredes at jj

>>149743510
>Mancini indirectly helped Atalanta receive 60M

>>149743847
ynr Lucio at Jj

ynr Benatia at jj

I just realized Benatia is the current DS at Merdsaille

me too

ynr bblan legend hachim mastour

>tfw lord bendtner memes died in 2019
just before the world as we knew it ended

and garterbelt?

BREAAAAAAAAKING MERCATOOO

>olympiacos are interested in signing talented inter defender Tomas palacios! the greek champions will be looking for a permanent move that could see them spending around 4 million for the argentine wonderkid, with inter milan maintaining a buyback option of around 20 million

finna boutta watch me some AEW tonight since there's no calcio

>>149744595
i want to go back bros

Surely ONE mercato rumor. Even if it doesn't materialize, a rumor would be enough, that's all

>>149745357
Criterion was working on a new Need for Speed game, but it has been shelved.

Women’s football is refreshing, players that look like they belong on the continent

>>149745753
Do you belong on the continent though

>30 million euro for Doué’s older brother
grim

>>149746131
even if the transfer were to cost sixty million it would be money well spent, just to warrant PTSDs to the sewer rat dregs in black and blue
of course i'm talking about that football scum club seized before financial ruin by virtue of its morally bankrupt nature despite the many political connections trying to prop it up

>>149746479
Based

>>149745439
weren't they helping with the next battlefield as a support studio? I wonder if nfs is dead at this point

/v/ idea: A new Wipeout game, but all the racing teams are based on the 25/26 Serie A teams.

>>149746807
They are yeah, they're a full-on support studio now according to usual "insiders"

>Fridolina Rolfo
crusader king tier shitpost name

Signing for Arselel is a mental handicap

>>149747587
Higgs character design evolution

>>149741680
Okay, the Zion Don is going to attend the final. But will The Don be there too?

>>149746479
Good point hasn’t thought of that

Not just in mercato rumours or calcio more broadly, but in literally every other domain as well. The internet seems very quiet today.

>>149748682
Minute of silence for Inter's late stage collapse took longer than expected

barella and mkhi seemed to do well in chivu mid. zielinski and frattesi are question marks.

>>149748682
mid summer saturday.

>try to play online team game
>experienced ruined because teammates suck
Name the game

>>149749253
Splinter Cell Blacklist co-op, people were treating it as some kind of CoD clone

https://x.com/theMilanZone_/status/1944151018243338509?t=5sIQzBsPQONvQ_WAXBpd2A&s=19
Finaccissima pilan

I can't stop pooping liquidly, today I've been cosplaying a faucet

>>149743373
Why is shitalian media saying that he won't be called up by the NT anymore after this transfer? The saudi league is several levels superior to serie ass

Farrah Faucet

You now remember that Italian flag getting dumped by his gf because she felt he didn't post enough of her on his instagram

I do not, nonetheless kwab

>>149749253
L4D2 realism mode

>Allegri wants Xhaka
>all of the sudden inter and juve want him
>allegri wants leoni
>all of the sudden inter, juve, napoli wants him

>>149750389
Cambiaso to Milan when

>>149750406
not happening he renewed his contract till 2030 ig u missed my post

>>149750424
No he didn't renew

>>149750389
Romano said Juve isn't going for Xhaka and is targeting Hjulmand instead. No idea how they plan to finance that though

>>149750444
>No idea how they plan to finance that though
Fiat Multipla NFT's will release soon

>>149750435
yes he did announcement next week
>>149750444
negotiations with xhaka is still going it all depends on the player and who he chooses. Yes juve wants hjulmand so as well bissouma and rongier incase xhaka chooses milan

>>149750389
Lions was supposed to go to Sfinter last season already, but they are that cheap.

>>149750505
post some source or go shit on some bitch, he didn't renew

Zortea is alberto costa replacement if he leaves

>>149750524
ok newfag

>>149750524
Lurk more, Saudibro is a primary source

>>149750524
The Saudi is unironically more reliable than like 90% of the journos

Borussia Dortmund fans and Paul Phoenix mains are an actual existing entity which I can't wrap my head around

>>149750801
Add people that unironically buy those Intel Arc graphics cards

>>149752326
>grazie a mia moglie
Post her

>>149752340
Uhhhh I think it's her

>>149752408
PLEASE join Jj as a Kostic replacement

>>149752326
Would have bought his shirt

>>149752326
lmao mancio sucking brazilian cock just to be denied at the end

>>149752326
>Mancini mi spiegò che c’era questa possibilità, avrei ottenuto il passaporto grazie a mia moglie
>grazie a mia moglie
yeah right lmao

BREEEAAAAKING MORNING NEWS

>freshly minted juventus technical director and former Olympiacos director, François modesto, is looking to bring 18 year old Greek Wonderkid christo mouzakitis to turin, in a transfer domino which could involve juve's players that are no longer in tudor's plans

https://x.com/ilRomanistaweb/status/1944288689913573737
https://x.com/ilRomanistaweb/status/1944300091507945838
>Gasperini lasted about an hour inside Trigoria before running away

>>149756840
Gazzetta said they discussed and are now ready to win the scudetto all together

all I'm going to say is strikers should not be captains

don't ask me why or how, I can't give you the answer and all I know is it's wrong and I think it might even be the DNA knowledge in me speaking out

>>149756887
It's not that simple.
The hierarchy goes:
>attacking midfielders if legends
>striker if legends
>defensive midfielders
>defenders
>attacking midfielders
>strikers
>gk
Goalkeepers need to worry about too much stuff and they're too far away from the play. It's just dumb and somehow so common.

>Richard Rios ready to give up the 10% of the fees that would go to him
>70% would go to Palmeiras who want at least 20m
>13% to Flamengo, 6% to Guarani
I forgot how dumb buying a player from Brazil is.

>>149756978
30m and you can buy both Kostic and Yildiz thank you very much

>>149756840
>90yo Moggi still explaining to sfinterists on a daily basis how to run a football club
Based Lucianone, Italian football never deserved you

>tfw boastful is a /greektalents/shill
Also the only position that deserves the captain arm band is full back

The captain armband should be given to fans, they're the only people who matter, they're the ones who pay for the sport

The captain’s armband should be given to DAZN executives to honor their service in the fight against Iracy

Enzo Maresca, winner of the 2025 Club World Cup? Milanbvll.

>>149757266
Marc Marquez too

Marc Marezc

>>149757266
He’s very jj coded, I think after a few manager/director sackings over the next 2-3 years (Tudor, Frocio, Marco Silva, Comolli, Pirla bis, Chiellini) the new management will make him the new anointed savior who is supposed to fix everything. I don’t know if he actually will but he just gives that vibe.

>Lorenzo Montipò (Verona) and Emil Audero (Como) are among the candidates as Mattia Perin’s replacement at Juventus, if Perin leaves Juve this summer.
t.Nicolò Mareschira

>>149757420
Can I interest you in a Perin - Gollini plusvalenze swap? Just tell Modesto not to write in a book

>>149757420
I want Falcone for the memes

Hakimiro Falcone

https://x.com/siamo_la_Roma/status/1944322764657332657
I would love a Gasperini in Rome sitcom

Teams are starting their pre-season...
Cannoli... Boastful... the signings...

>>149757568
What memes

>>149757640
Just imagine a hayabusa (peregrine falcone) decapitating a bunch of black birds

>>149757606
>a sitcom focused on Roma
What's Serie A for then?

Daily reminder that /seriemarx/ is a marxist general

>>149757634
>According to transfer pundit Matteo Moretto, Juventus were offered the opportunity to sign Valentin Rongier from Olympique Marseille.
Going from Grimtoli’s Napoli signings to Grimoli’s AS Roma signings is certainly something, these rumors are all fake anyways though

>>149757729
First of all that's a drama with plenty of backstabbing and deepest lore.
This one would be specifically focused on Gasperini and his interaction with Romans on a daily basis.

/seriea/max presents: Curp Your Enthusiasm

>>149757812
kek

A son of whore enters a café... *gasp!*

>Widmer rumors
Nice, a perfect sub for Lichsteiner

roma so far
>>149757606
>zero transfers
>lost a quality sub striker
the same people are gonna attempt to lynch him in 3 months

>>149757889
not sure riommers would be able to craft a lynch movie that fast

>>149756840
watch lauti adapt to yet another coach without problems

>Elkann is facing tax evasion investigations into Agnelli's inheritance, paying €175 million to the tax authorities. He's aiming for probation with community service.

lmao Stile Juve

>>149758363
Moggi has never been right about anything

>>149758363
Opinions on Yildiz for Asslani and money?

what are you having for lunch on this blessed although calcio-less sunday?

>>149758418
your mom lol

>>149758418
Two sandwiches, one with peanut butter and the other with dark chocolate sprinkles. Then in a bit I’ll head out in an attempt to have sweaty summer sex with an Belgian clarinet player (assigned bangina at birth)

fuck kinda nigga actually likes peanut butter

y'all lost your damn minds

>>149758499
This! i ate one piece of toast and merenda thats all i ll eat today

>>149752326
mancio was literally building the strongest NT of all time....

updated sons of bitches list:
>bremer
>fenerbache social manager

no one wants to go swimming with me.

its ogre...

>>149758511
its prety healthy sweet snack

>>149758667
Mo Bremer is good

>>149758667
just because his passport printer buddy accidentally generated bremer's doesn't mean the fennel was competent, by any means.

Challenge for my /seriea/ friends:
Find me a single, A SINGLE, JUST ONE REALLY, team in Serie B, that's right I mean Serie B, the second one that comes after Serie A which is the first one, literally just a single team in Serie B where Bremer would be a starter.
Literally just one.
Please tell me.
Come on.
Just one team, that's all I ask.
A single
Serie B
team

>>149758511
Are you allergic to nuts because of how much nut your mother swallowed while pregnant with (You)?

surely italy has a great defense with all this bremer slander!
Lets check it out!
we have sticks who can play in just one system, calafiori the aura lord, cats the boxing champion ...

>>149758667
Lmfao, being desperate to the point of naturalizing a guy who has literally nothing is common with Italy is just sad

>>149758725
abate could teach him how to defend at jube stabia

>>149758804
Literally the bestestetsetstetsteststetstestetsetstestestetsetstestwetset defenders shitaly ever had and i can assure you they would never and i mean never ever ever ever ever ever ever everissimissimissimissimissismiskisisoijnbaswgf piofduj gpioudsghf opiuas dfhgoiuadgsfhoaiuhyrgew poiaeyuh score an offside goal like fenumenazzisssimimimimsimsismismismsimsimsmo Bonucci or CAPITANO OH MIO CAPITANO OH MIO CAPITANO OH MIO CAPITANO CHIELLUCCIO BELLO BELLO FAI FALLO A KUEL NEKRO SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>149758805
at a certain point in history it was simply referred to as "the inter way to calcio"

>>149758805
Brazilians have more in common with us than Argentinians

>>149758873
All 3 contries are poorfag shitholes so there's that

>>149758804
Reply to this post you fucking faggot >>149758840
>>149758840
>>149758840
>>149758840
>>149758840
>>149758840

real tryhard hours

always said God is blind, that mongoloid is still alive and kicking somehow.

The fortun is cieck but the sfig ci sees benissimo

>>149758684
sweet? then it's not healthy, the fuck nigga? peanut ain't sweet, son

btw Destiny 1 - The Collection for 5 Euros? yeah bought it for the campaign playthrough

Gil Vicente Azpitarte

I hate this son of a whore so much fras. It's going to be an interesting season

Cello player (female assigned at birth) mogs any wind stacy

He's not wrong, a cellist playing your frenulum like she would her cello would make any man, straight or otherwise, see Elohim.

>>149759162
>frenulum
the american cries in fear as he reads the word

>>149759162
>jew trying to pretend he has a frenulum
Duccio I'm unto you

"The Pit and the Frenulum" (1842)

Do NOT look up how old Juan Cuadrado is

Serie A preseason training camps, but each team must choose the location between either Basilicata, Calabria or Campania

>>149758977
organic peanut butter is pretty sweet tasting without sugar

Top 7 clubs should be forced to employ an umarell from the local area to watch over mercato meetings and advise the morons in charge of them

DAZN's VAR analyst Luca Umarelli

>>149759648
Roma owners already did that by recalling Ranieri from retirement

>The average Serie A player is 14 months older than the average of Europe’s top 31 leagues.
The Inter effect

>>149759827
lel, seems to be working then. Rios, Wesley and renewing Svilar is a good start

>the bernabe video
>lotito getting sent to hospital
soon...
>sarri's presentation getting delayed till AFTER preseaon training
>floriani loan to cremonese
just one more loan haha
>Sarri has given Lotito an ultimatum
>the winter mercato may not even be fully unblocked
its all so tiresome

>>149759863
newfags BTFO

>Lazio Pre-Season Squad
Goalkeepers: Furlanetto, Mandas, Provedel.
Defenders: Gigot, Gila, Hysaj, Lazzari, Marušić, Patric, Pellegrini, Provstgaard, Romagnoli, Tavares.
Midfielders: Bašić, Belahyane, Cataldi, Dele‑Bashiru, Guendouzi, Rovella, Vecino
Attackers: Cancellieri, Castellanos, Dia, Isaksen, Noslin, Pedro, Zaccagni
Youngsters: Renzetti, Ruggeri, Pinelli, Sana Fernandes.

>>149760094
sounds more like a lazio player amirite reddit xd

>>149760188
now I remember that Provedel goal

Ti ho preso il Nazinho

>>149760188
>Hysaj, Lazzari, Marušić
if I hadn't spent the last few days vomitting I would be doing so now

>>149760188
Sana Fernandes status?

>beukema
>lang
>ngonge
>lukaku
>de bruyne

is napule trying to slowly create a low countries nt?

>>149759548
motherfucker a week ago I bought a jar for 1,69 Euros on sale because the date was expiring and I wanted to remember the taste, it's creamy and has 95% peanut and it's not sweet at all

only ingredients it has says 95% peanut, sugar and salt

>added sugar
:skull:

everybody wants to be a chad
because a chad's the only chad who knows where it's at

This negru just got sold or so

If you don't support Alcaraz you are human trash

>>149760394
mine is 100% peanut and no sugar

for me its on a toast with banana slices

>>149760972
sorry he grunts too much for my taste

Just came back from a cherry orchard with a kilo of cherries (only paid €4 lma) that are so thick and plump that they would make Imnotanna blush

What did Adamo Luciano mean by this

>>149761167
Was this orchard in the vicinity of the fine city of Leiden?

>Inter target Openda and Nkunku as Chivu makes transfer request

bro chivu pls.

>>149760858
Looks more like Bowfinger Paul Pogba to me

>>149761306
Big fan of Openda

Openda Busio

>>149761279
No, I'm spending some time away from the urban sprawl.

You just know Meloni supports Alcaraz because she imagines herself riding that big Sanchez socialist cock

>>149761395
She looks extremely DTF in every photo I’ve seen her in with a (male) world leader

What does it mean to be Down To Fiorentina?

>Report – Inter Milan & Italy Veteran Rejects Inzaghi & Al-Hilal

acebrus, intrasting.

>Inter Milan Working To Sell Albania Star – But Player Is Refusing All Offers

based

>>149761560
Not true, my sources tell me the Yildiz - Asllani deal is still happening

duccio do you have a first-hand qrd on beukema?

Conceicao is officially a jewve

>>149761748
The likelyhood of the average non-Bologna supporting calcio watcher to keep a close track of Bologna talento's is the exact same as that of the average non-AZ supporting schop watcher to keep a close track of AZ talento's.

He seems like a smart guy from the little interviews I have seen of him and he won't get injured during NT breaks because of the crazy depth Oranje has at the back but that's all I can tell you about him.

If Sinner manages to lose EVEN this final I tribvte Bianca Luna Santoro

>>149761824
Thank you for the update al-Cammello

>>149761748
Very good but not great

Neukema in de keukema

>>149761748
beukema bongirno is really gud cb pair

>>149761340
youtube scouted him. looked like a dribllier lookman

Just saw Salah-Eddine and Rensch on Roma's social media page

Sinner is so fucking shit my god

Aura status/Bridge link connection?

Remind me, how many trophies/slams did Sinner win after getting banned for doping?

Alcaraz looks like he has about 4 thoughts a minute but fucking hell he is strong and has insane reflexes, Sinner fucking pisses himself whenever he plays him it's almost sad to watch lmfao

>>149762684
no doping no party

>>149762719
Sinner's not bad either, but he's clearly n°2, in no way is he better than Alcaraz

can sinner stop embarrassing US?

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKE no but you see Sinner is still very young he's learning he just needs more time btw Alcaraz is cheating like Nadal, proofs? I don't have any but my shitalian DNA tells me there is a conspiracy behind us because we shitalians are always persecuted I just now that we are the strongest race in the world

>>149762801
Sinner is a clay babby, he's a wannabe Djokovic without the mentality and relentlessness. Alcaraz is the fucking deal, he's a jack of all trades, great technique, amazing defense, now a solid serve too. Jannik should be thankful the 90s generation is full of chokers because otherwise he would've barely won a single slam

>>149762917
meant hardcourt babby*

Fucking mental midget

both are mid and would have been smashed by peak big three btw

By Nadal and Djokovic? Absolutely
Federer? Not so much lol

Put Sinner one hour in a room with Antonio Conte

my sources tell me allegri called sinner comeback coming IN

https://x.com/calciomercatoit/status/1944328158712299609
Riommers do be like that

>Skifidol Italian Brainrot
what

>>149763747
Fucking grim

tfw tommy haas would have been goat tier during this era

>>149763747
They've been on sale for a while and I see them often

Skibidol

Just read an extremely nice rumor about Nico Gonzales

Rumours on the winds,
No more Nico on MY team
Joy blooms in the heart.

Rematch is actually so shit it’s good
Still hate the gay graphics and colors

And now witness the greatest choke of all time

why cant italians just stop doping?

How will the schizo cope?

>>149765401
What does Gatti have to do with any of this?

sinner in the wimbledon dressing room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ypsQA5abk

Is Italy a tennis nation?

>>149766073
We're any sport nation but football's lol

remember that you can beat cancer but you can't stop being a vaxxed bitch

283rd for KRANDE SINNUS

CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fapping makes me prepare for exams at the last minute so I always miss calcio

>>149763481
Thank you allegri

>>149763777
is this real?
it cant be real
right?

schizo meltdown incoming

big contrarian funeral today

Keep on keepin' on!

Chat, is this real?

>>149763481
the saudi insider strikes again

reminder that doped out juventus players(doping evn during half-time) and with zidane in their ranks couldn't even reach the 1999 ch l final, imagine how much horse steroids sinner had to take intravenously

>>149766738
he's a bbilanbvll though

Sinner never doped.

why at the end do they have to suck each other off, we don't want sportmanship

>>149766784
thats where seedorf lost his hair

NEW PLAYER JUST ANNOUNCED LET'S GO
https://x.com/juventusfc/status/1944464263927763158

Sinner wins*!

>>149767119
Reminder Allegri asked the Juventus staff to delete each and every single Twitter post about him from that page because he doesn't want to have his name stuck to that club
Reminder the trophies Allegri won with Juventus should by all means be considered Milan's

Tvta Gold

Thought he hugged tudor

Ciao ragazzi, I just finished a criminally large bowl of tagliatelle ai funghi porcini.

What Serie A team should I support?

>>149767453
Empoli when they come up next year

>>149767453
Its origin could be from Bologna, so there's that

Just got back home, and holy shit Sinner won it

>>149767325
Guys reply to this post >>149767325

>John Elkann versa 175 milioni al Fisco per chiudere l’inchiesta sull’eredità Agnelli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWO718iy5mY

>>149767722
it's true

GTA IV remaster when, so much better than that dude le whimsical lmao story of GTA V

>>149767857
Edit idea : Jj connection with Elkann, Zingaro and Tudor

>>149767325
i replied

>>149767857
After the HD trilogy fiasco do you really want a GTA IV Remaster

>>149767988
I'm naive enough to think they learnt their lesson

Milan BVLL Jannik Sinner just won Wimbledon btw

>>149768389
a redbirdian Sinner indeed

>>149767827
Yes it is

Cole Palmer? Milanbvllest bvll I've ever seen.

limone sacrificed himself so chelsea could soar

Camerda-esque hairline by Cole Palmer

>PissG
Palmer absolutely humiliated that defence kek

Neto is so ass

kys mongdesto

*skull*

they did their service against sfinter but my anti-lucho/anti-dollar agenda may have to return

Did NOT see this coming

>Costa about to go to Sborrting for less than 20 millies
Kill yourself Grimolli

/mu/idea italian ska-reggae band name:
mare-ska

>>149770534
#Dodo welcome to Juventus FC
-kills self-

Called it lol >>149763036

I used to be a non-believer, but I am now fully on my knees for our middle-eastern genie in a bottle

>>149770211
kovacevic just said grimdesto is a good friend and that they will be looking forward to establishing a connection between juve and olympiacos now that one member of olympiacos family is in charge, so expect around 30million to be spent for italia's brave lorenzo pirola

>>149771025
>, so expect around 30million to be spent for italia's brave lorenzo pirola
this butits actually jjust dumping shitters on olympiakos
grimothy and muttuidi this summer
david next summer

Thought they spoke English in America

You WILL watch the half-time show and you WILL watch the Serie A matches abroad next season, don't forget to kiss Infantino and Gravina's feet

>CWC watchers in MY /seriea/
Sort yourself out, get a grip and have a look in the mirror

>>149771283
not ex footballery enough for olympiacos, so its gonna be milik and kostic

Disgusting outfit from Doja Gatto, no wonder the terrorists hate us

>>149771759
she made me love americans doe

Cursed edit idea: Doja Gatti

A Sudaca posted a webm of tranny hole surgery in the match thread and I now feel sick

>>149772706
>going in match threads
Literally why

>>149772784
See what they were saying about Dolan Bromfp

>>149772706
What's the post number? I want to save it for future uses here

>opening sudaca webms
Asking for it

>>149772813
Why do you care what matchthread sudacas have to say about the cheetos Gaddafi?

>>149772833
especially now that the Chile-ANO is using AI

>>149772826
149772495

>>149772996
I’d bleed for President Trump

Scottish person twerking for a power outside his own borders? Intrasting

>>149773334
why

>Decrap
Yeap that’ll be 40 million of the Queen’s finest, no refunds

Up 3-0 in the 85th minute and diving to get a player sent off…the Scatalan mentality

Joao Neves? More like CIAO Neves hehe

is joao pedro the first player to simulate getting hit after the final whistle of a game?

anyone wanna hop into a game of deep rock galactic and shout antisemitic slurs at other players..?

Englishbvlls WON.

Bicho headloss? Inject it into my veins

>Maresca and Donnarumma talking at the end of the match
Despite not being central tonight, calcio still somewhat won

why are bald managers so op

So that means Chelsea could beat Inter 6-0?

big meme potential

>>149777027
Not as good as Jj in the oval office desu

I now remember Jj was in the oval office kek

>>149777027
Isn't Trump like 190cm tall?

>>149777251
yeah maybe when he was 20

>>149777251
>Isn't Trump like 190cm tall?
Lole, lmao

Rutte is a hair below 1,90m so do the math. And don't forget to take the comical lifts in his shoes into account kek.

If I was able to bet I would have made a million by now

>>149777378
physically 1,90m
mentally 30cm

Sleep tight /seriea/

Audero agreed to return to juve

>>149767857
It's not getting remastered but expect a port by D11 before VI drops

>>149778101
Can you change your flag to the Saudi one so I know it will come true?

I just woke up from my nap at Continassa, what the FUCK happened in the PSG game

>>149778213
Just flashed a clip of her brushing her teeth

Comolli has two weeks to actually buy someone or the new players will not take part in the pre season again

>>149777378
To be fair, Merz is almost two meters tall and doesn't look like that at all in this photo

>>149778150
Outsmarted by the Italian guardiola

>>149778213
mhmm

Chat, what do I ask my tailer if I want the Trump-fit of pants?

>>149778264
whats his mental height?
>>149778150
no idea but dont check the mergato rumors

>>149778315
Tailor*

I just realized we have successfully take an horizontal step towards Ousmane Dembele winning the Ballon D'Or

>>149778319
>no idea but dont check the mergato rumors
I unironically won't now lol

>>149778340
I want neither him nor Yamal winning it, but at the same time Raphina would also be a gigantic meme, at this point I'm rooting for Salah

It was a comfy night of the fourteenth of July (year: 2025)... until I was reminded of Raphinha's existance

Caring about who wins an individual opinion-based award is a thirdie trait

Lloyd Kelly lol

"LAMINE YAMAL WANTED '𝟭𝟮 COMPANY GIRLS' FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.

THEY REQUESTED BLONDE WOMEN WITH SPECIFIC OUTFITS.

They offered us €10,000 to €20,000 to attend. I don’t know what they expected from us.

WE WEREN’T EVEN ALLOWED TO USE OUR PHONES."

Claudia Calvo, a Spanish model, spoke out a few days ago about Lamine Yamal’s birthday .

Camera Phones were a mistake

>>149778213
SINNED

God bless Maresca for proving pissigi is far worse than people paint their players

the best team in the world lost 3-0???

just found out that maresca is neapolitan, I rate him now

Uuuh, based?

siam lelli kelly le tue scarpine oh yeah
siam lelli kelly le più carine oh yeah

>>149780030
agreed, should've stuck with banana phones

Another quick sub for PSG, Senny Mayulu is about to be come onto the field

obsessed

>>149779729
Poorfags will say this is le bad because......... IT JUST IS OK YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH WHORES BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO DO IT SO IT'S LE BAD

>>149782958
This can be extended to Einstein and his GOD friends too.
Who is seething the most about Epstein and his richfag friends? Exactly, POORFAGS.
POORFAGS are seething because CONSENSUAL minors had sex FOR LOTS OF MONEY with RICHFAGS whom they hate because of reasons.

>>149777909
FAVIJ'D

>>149782922
mocking will continue until the club is liquidated

>>149783005
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THAT IS LE BAD TOO BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY NOT POSSIBLE THAT A FIKETTA TETTONA LIKE HER WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A RICHBVLL LIKE FAVIJ OK IT'S NOT POSSIBLE IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY DA JOOS ARE BEHIND THIS ALSO FOZZA JUBA KRANDE DILDIZ

>>149777909
*sharts on you*

It's noon on a monday, how unemployed does one have to be to already br shitposting here

>>149783088
shitposting is mildly effortless
this mong is trying so hard he might pop a vein as his paws submit another reply

Schizoposting is totally effortless, you just post random shit that makes no sense, take something posted by someone and exaggerate it to the limit. And the best part is that it just works because you retards complaining about it proves that the schizoposts annoyed or even triggered you

>>149783159
I mean, of course it's annoying, it's the equivalent of being in a room with people speaking at normal volume and having a 12yo in the corner yelling the unfunniest things one can think of

Did Serie A really need another grandpa using a former big club just to train for a world cup?

>>149783203
And complaining about it is going to stop us from schizoposting because...?

>>149783224
Can't exactly do much about that

apparently Kean has rejected the arabunegrus

>Giornata importante per il futuro di #Conceicao alla #Juventus
Midgetbros!

>>149783210
he's going to singlehandedly carry this Milan team to a respectable Europa League qualification spot

>>149783491
the elderly should not be made to endure such taxing efforts

>Ghisolfi is at Sunderland now
Failing upwards and calcio go hand in hand more often than they should

>>149783392
0 g/a under Tudor in the league, genuinely a bigger waste of money than Lloyd Kelly

Mo it's schizoposting despite everything I post being 100% truth

>Kessie rumors
This kills the belgio but for real real

You now remember Kessie somehow being at Barca

booba

>>149784019
Yamal on his way to be a Zaniolo 2.0 with his absolute negru mindset

>>149784077
I wonder if now that since he can afford alcohol legally he'll just spiral in the usual favela monkey style

>>149784088
His idol is Neymar and his father is an alcoholic who is somehow even less mature than him, plus since he's very talented and knows it he's likely surrounded by yes men, at this rate he'll be on loan at Betis or in Saudi in a couple years

>>149783088
i shitpost more during wagetime desu
>>149783793
het is voorbij

>>149784127
One thing is for sure, Farça PR department is going all in on his name (think of his photo with Pissi) and you can bet that unless his crusaders give up like Fati's he's going to be used as a bargaining chip to righten the club's disastrous books one way or another

imagine the dystopia where young men think the pinnacle of life enjoyment are artifically created women trying to escape the effects of aging they are ready to do anything for money

makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell

>>149784127
>his father is an alcoholic who is somehow even less mature than him
I didn't know that honestly, but yeah, that kind of puts him in the "career fully over before 25" bracket

The Croatian mind cannot comprehend the heterosexual impulse of liking big boobas as an 18yo

>>149784178
Porn unironically destroyed an entire generation of young men

What caused the transition to niggardly African-American hood rat for the croat? He wasn't like this when he first joined here

>>149784214
People forget he’s half nafri because he’s black through his mum, many such cases

>>149784251
Senny Nsona Mayulu happened

>>149784251
He watched the wire for the first time recently

better to suck on milf tiddies than on a tranny cock like mbappe

If it had been about the world of organized crime in Milan, the series would have been called The Wiretap

How many phonecalls does the average Italian flag ITT have per day instead of just sending a text/whatsapp?

are we still up for the /seriea/ meetup here?

>>149784321
0, that's why we're not the ones in power

>kessie rumors are a momblanata
grim, could still do a job in this league I bet

>>149784019
>blonde

>>149784019
>midgets
>fat bitches with fat tits
I'm starting to rate El ogre del Magreb tbqhwy

what summer readings would /seriea/ recommend to anon?

>>149784644
Currently readan El descontento by Beatriz Serrano after my sister gave it to me, doesn't exactly target the /seriea/ audience but it's fun.

Juve legend Kaio Jorge has 11 goals and 2 assists in 12 games in the Brazil league (which per the last international tournament is a better league than the Italian league)

Apologize

>>149784728
where's Sturaro when you need him
someone post Sturaro lost in time in space if you have it

>>149784801
Still playing in Serie C

>>149784876
>only 32
legit thought he's like 36 by now

koni de poni wants inter.

damn chivu is another bbc enthusiast.

>>149784722
it really is every single young player >we binned off isnt it lel

>>149784922
>back 3 with Pisseck and Merdewinter
lol

Seemingly liquid. Need to hold it for another hour or so still

Diablo 4? yeah it's fun

Said no one ever

>>149785510
Campaign is fun, endgame is more ded than the 2025–26 Serie A Enilive Made in Italy calcio league.

>>149785534
currently enjoying slamming demons in Torment 1 on my Barbarian, more fun than maps in PoE2 where the armour doesn't even work the way it's supposed to

>>149785546
Report back when you reach Torment 4

>game is called Diablo
>you don't actually get to fight Diablo or any of his brothers
GOOD GAME!

Cyprus's El Diablo

Boulaye Diablo

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL7E5i_s0g4/

Faggotry, Golf, AC Milan - in that order

No [redacted] players? Well, MY club's got one!

>instagram reels
Real phytoestrogen moment

>>149785593
desu I think I'd already be there if not for a bunch of content I want to explore first (like the expansion)

I'm semi-regularily hitting over 300k per Hammer of the Ancients, I did T10 very quickly I just don't feel like slotting in resistances, not even sure I have the materials, I'm just having fun with this build where I have infinite berserker on, I almost dropped the game because it was so boring before legendaries started to drop that affected the way you play

>>149785677
The recent patch(es) really upped the difficulty of Torment 3 and 4. Especially the armour and resistance debuffs that might make you have to take different gems at the cost of DPS etc.

But it's gud that you're enjoying it, nu-Blizzard turned me cynical.

>>149785656
Urby Saelemaekerson WILL plow that flank and you WILL like it

>>149785719
yeah well I'll probably hit a wall and drop it until the next expansion like with PoE2 (until a new act), but it's satisfying figuring out a build on my own and feeling the increased strength of my character based on the choices I made

>>149785960
>Urby Saelemaekerson
He's an assistant coach at Ajax this season btw

>>149786064
what does diablo 4 have on poe2? I gave both a shot and poe2 seemed much more engaging mechanically so I didn't bother to get any d4 character to a high level

Come prima, più di prima, sborrerò

https://x.com/PianetaN/status/1944099740477476967
Remember Tommaso Starace, the legendary kit man of Napoli? He is currently enjoying the summer break as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Thought they announced a 60fps patch for half a second.

My day? Ruined.

>>149786516
in short it feels a lot more feature complete, runs much better, and the developers have at least an idea of what they want to do

I disliked the game until the legendaries started to drop and you could alter your items effectively

you are watching the evening training session right? you are listening to 3 commentators spaff themselves silly about dele-bashiru's physical attributes RIGHT?

- Marcell Jacobs, oro nei 100 metri piani alle Olimpiadi
- Jannik Sinner, vittoria a Wimbledon
- Marco Pantani, doppietta Giro-Tour 1998

What do these three things have in common? The answer may shock you!

Dele-Bushido

>>149787696
Yes I am watching the evening training sessions (of the local female field hockey women's team)

Juvebros?

>>149787946
gotta be honest they don't look very qt

Just saw lamine yamal's birthday party photos
More grim than grimolli and boastful lead mercatto

> Genoa have agreed deal with Inter to sign Valentin Carboni, confirmed and here we go!
>Deal in place on loan until June 2026, no buy option clause as Carboni will be back to Inter next summer.
>Inter will also pay add-ons up to €1m based on his appearances.

>>149787335
The last good AC

Super agent Ali Barat is currently in Turin to finalise the Hugo Ekitike deal. Around 80m euros for the French striker from Frankfurt who had a great last season in the Bundesliga. @SERIEAFC

there's so much fregna walking around, you can tell it's getting full blown tourism period.

>>149788593
can't handle all the tight leggings everywhere, autumn cant come soon enough

>NEW: Francisco Conceição's clause rising from rom €30M to €45M, is not a problem for Juventus, as they never intended to pay even the €30M.
>They aim to negotiate with Conceição at a lower value. The player's will will be key.
Yes let's waste 3 months negotiating for fucking Nonceicao thank you very much Comolli

>>149788390
Damm. Never knew Torino had that type of money

>>149788803
Cairetto haters BTFO
Maurizio BTFO

⁂ E. Brignano: Juventus will close three deals in the coming week, financed by proceeds from the sales of redundant players (estimated windfall of 160mil)

70% moistness and big heat.

big oof

Lmao napoli asking for 20% of osimhens next selling fee from galatasaray. Such a greedy shit club kel

Why didn't Comolli finish the deal Conceicao for 30? He could just resell for 50 for him.

>>149788650
i saw a girl wearing a fishnet type of dress but little thicker material with a thong underneath,

could clearly see her perfect ass.

>>149788650
Fortunately living by the sea means bikinis, jeans shorts and sundresses rather than those.

Judentus squad is full of niggers like their fans

You now remember Jeff Reine-Adélaïde

Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Malawi

>play Destiny 2 for the first time since years (last time was in 2019)
>none of the previous DLCs can be played anymore
>can't play the original campaign anymore either
>the "new" hub is terribly confusing
kill bungie
bankrupt bungie
bomb sony
kidnap yamauchi

>Atalanta is asking for 25 million for Palestra. Parma 40 million for Leoni.
>Orsolini sold by Juventus for 15 million but was subject to investigations by the Federal Prosecutor's Office.
Intrasting

>40 million for Leoni
Lel aint no one that dumb

>>149789610
He's worth at least 60 by current market standards

>An angry Galatasaray fan has threatened Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis’ son, Edoardo, via WhatsApp because of the Victor Osimhen transfer saga.
>Edoardo responded by saying he would go to the police.

>android phone
Of course

>>149789633
turks = arab indians

>Johan Bakayoko to Leipzig for 22m
Naaaah shit deal better throw a gorillion Comolli bux on Sancho instead :)

>>149789750
I'm whelmed

>>149789786
Move here to be underwhelmed

>>149789808
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>>149789808
>>149789808
>>149789808