Haas brothers edition

NRL
>GAME 1
New Zealand Warriors v Wests Tigers
2:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Go Media Stadium, Auckland
1.49-2.61
>In Round 18 Wests Tigers held on to upset the Roosters in a huge boost for the club. The Warriors have won eight straight in this matchup.
Warriors 1-12 2.90
Warriors 13+ 2.75
Tigers 1-12 3.50
Tigers 13+ 7.25
Warriors -6.5 1.92 Tigers +6.5 1.88

>GAME 2
Parramatta Eels v Penrith Panthers
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
CommBank Stadium, Sydney
3.16-1.36
>Plenty of classic games in the Western Sydney Derby, including last year when the Panthers staged an amazing comeback to deny the Eels.
Eels 1-12 4.00
Eels 13+ 9.25
Panthers 1-12 2.90
Panthers 13+ 2.25
Eels +9.5 1.90 Panthers -9.5 1.89

>GAME 3
Gold Coast Titans v Brisbane Broncos
6:15pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Cbus Super Stadium, Robina
3.70-1.28
>The Broncos ended a three-game losing streak in this Qld Derby with victory over the Titans in Round 14 this year.
Titans 1-12 4.80
Titans 13+ 10.00
Broncos 1-12 3.00
Broncos 13+ 2.00
Titans +11.5 1.90 Broncos -11.5 1.90

NRLW
>GAME 1
New Zealand Warriors v Parramatta Eels
11:50am AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Go Media Stadium, Auckland
2.28-1.63
>The Warriors play their first home game since returning to the NRLW, while the visitors rallied in Round 1 to claim victory.
Warriors 1-12 3.25
Warriors 13+ 5.90
Eels 1-12 2.75
Eels 13+ 3.30
Warriors +3.5 1.92 Eels -3.5 1.88

>GAME 2
Gold Coast Titans v Brisbane Broncos
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
Cbus Super Stadium, Robina
4.75-1.19
>It's two wins each in this Queensland Derby. In Round 1, the hosts fell to the Cowboys while the Broncos sent a message with a powerful win.
Titans 1-12 5.40
Titans 13+ 16.00
Broncos 1-12 2.95
Broncos 13+ 1.81
Titans +12.5 1.90 Broncos -12.5 1.89

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Leigh Leopards v Hull KR
00:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
2.50-1.56
>Round 18 of the Super League from Leigh Sports Village Stadium.

>GAME 2
Catalans Dragons v Warrington Wolves
03:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
2.75-1.47
>Round 18 of the Super League from Stade Gilbert Brutus.

>GAME 3
Salford Red Devils v Castleford Tigers
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
4.00-1.24
>Round 18 of the Super League from Salford Stadium

there's already a rugby thread here
>>149722594
stop spamming them board with these threads

>>149742048
>poonion

>>149742048
based afl retard

>>149742048
>>149742071
to be drunk and spend your meagre bet winnings on a 4channel pass (good value!!) so you can talk to yourself with a vpn and le trick anons on an obscure website while you further fall into mental illness day by day tricking yourself that anons are laughing and enjoying your posts as you giggle to yourself as you type out the captcha getting that dopamine rush as you successfully get it right

fine I'll keep the thread alive don't forget to thank me by getting 700 post for a little thing called a SUNDAY TRIPLE HEADER

>>149742048
Blessed FUCK LEAGUE

>>149745224
but enough from cleary's gf mary's father

>>149741279
>posts pooper league games
>nobody talks about them
Time to quit including them OP

>>149743327
kek

>>149743327
>on a 4channel pass
>as you type out the captcha
You have to choose one

Pooriors
Peels
Poocos

good morning gentlemen.. and danny

Death to all NRL referees.

up the WAHine

>>149751687
he said jokingly

/nrlw/ has to start pulling their weight and contribute at least 200 poosts to the thread and they have a game in 20 minutes

HEY WHERE MY PARRASTACYS @???

I cant believe im seriously considering betting on the poogers, someone talk me out of it

it’s Warriors v Poogers m8 you shouldn’t be betting on this game at all anything could happen

wtf they’re letting a chick on the field with some sort of whacking stick

peels sisters...

/our/girl Tess fucked up :(

Lydia is so pretty

hideous neck tat ruins her

>hideous neck tat ruins her

rate

looks crisp and of course counting up is they way to go

The manball has cost two easy tries from grubber kicks

kek played the ball too hard

THE BET ONLY ONES YOU'LL NEED

joey loves the girls

not as much as the boys though

How come a shirt I haven't puked in can somehow still smell like puke just because I haven't washed it

because you smell like puke m8 have a shower ya smelly bastard

>>149753625
Nigga take a shower

I did shower that's why I had to take off my bathrobe and put on a shirt (which smells like puke)

dis nigga be puking so much he’s whole house be smelling like puke kek

BIG HIT

Ryles has gone crazy lads apparently Brown starting at hooker with Papali’i at 6 and De Silva 14.

don't like those drums at warriors home games to be honest

i heard the eels are being withdrawn from tonights game and being replaced by the bulldogs

Tiffs at it again

https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss

of course she is, courtney tairi is on the sideline

should be a 7 tackle set if you fuck up your short drop out

was chatting with a mate yesterday we decided a short dropout should be contestable only by the opposition if it doesn't go 10
would kill the short dropout forever

based dwz

>Letting the Tigers score against you in the first minute
it's Warrover

>>149755543
It wouldn’t kill it. But that is how the rule should be, same change needed for short kickoffs too

>>149755610
Watching on delay? It’s 16-8

>>149755634
cope

now THAT is a tigers play

sorry ivan i have not forgotten about origin

Come on Starford.

>>149752562
Did you bet on the Poogers?

>>149755706
i was watching vtubers and forgot, might chuck a cheeky $20 on the peels though

>as the fa.... flags fly at go media stadium
my man nearly lost his job

morning ausbros

>>149755923
Morning britbro. Looking forward to the broncos match?

Good Afternoon Pomcunt

POOEY

CLAWBACK

>>149755935
kek I actually think Buzz would feed the Mole desu

SCRATCHBACK

>>149755935
are you colourblind?

F O O T Y
O
O
T
Y

>>149755954
I don't think so, why?

Weighed myself this morning. 99kg.
I'm so fat, lads. Might hit triple digits in a week.

what’s your height m8?

>>149755988
Based. Eat a pizza then weigh yourself

>>149755969
just found the theme a bit different

first day on the internet m8?

>>149755995
193cm. I'm fat around the midsection mainly. It's weird as. Legs, arms, chin, everywhere is pretty normal except right there.

>>149756000
Had 2 pizzas, a garlic bread, and mini Dutch pancakes from domino's for second dinner last night

>>149756015
Then you’re not that fat really m8 sounds like you need to do a little bit of cardio & core exercise.

>penalty
>6 again
>try
A refball classic

based whistling ad
the ballad of based de belin (only after de belin does something good on field)
COMEBACK (when the team is getting flogged and it very obviously isn't a comeback)
broncgods could beat both these peems

>>149756036
I'm definitely fat. Gut is getting to the point where it nearly has that "fold".

That girl was really embarrassed by her dad just then (or could've been her bf)

>>149756043
well stop eating 2 dinners ya fat cunt christ almighty what is this a fucking therapy session or something?

>>149756070
I'm bulking though.

well stop whinging then tubby

Halasima at fulltime saves my Multi.

PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

I'm not whinging.

Warriors don't deserve to be in the top 4.

so brown really is playing 9? are parra trying to fuck up his preparation for the knights

Nathan Cleary on the bench, Tom Dearden really ended his career

>>149756005
I'm phonefagging, it's probably that

>>149756015

>>149756128
they’re trying to see if Joash can play 5/8th next year. Brown defence should be fine for the middle but he’s passing out of dummy half will be shit.

>moved to hooker
>don the head strap
based

Nathan Benchy

>>149756037
ANYONE SEEN CLEARY?

more like Peter Gough fuck yourself

>>149755988
>eat 1kg of nachos tonight
>become 1% nacho

WALKGOD
KITOUGAGOD
PARRAGOOOOOOOOOOODSS

>captained Kitione Kautoga

>start your best player on the pine while all of your other good players are having the week off
>lose
bravo, ivan

im gay mostly

Think Titans might want to stop letting Brisbane score tries

>pooights paying 1.3m per annum for a hooker
KEK

Titans play later champ

>on the pine

peels trying their best to lose this

thats a ridgy-didg four pointer.

refs trying there best to win this

Blaize Talagi v Galvin Cooper who you got

Not sure I'll make it today. Will likely fall asleep

lomax bringing his origin form

IT’S OVER
JESS WON

lauren brown could hang in the nrlm i reckon

she packing m8?

she can hang her pretty toes in my mouth iykwim

>>149756276
im straight mostly
in a relationship with a transwoman

yjk

>The Chin comes on
>Pedref penalties flow
ah yes can’t let the golden boy get the sads

she made the call

GODMAX
GODMAX
GODMAX

i see the might parramatta eels have once again outfoxed the 'best player in the game'

>>149756399
Galvin Cooper plays for the Bulldogs

>Panthers take the 2
Game over
How do coaches not know about this curse??

when my Eelies are bad they’re horrific
but when they’re good… well there’s nothing better

>>149756379
Who is that?

>the Panthers are b-ACK!

cleary tackling like hes tryna tear a pec

>>149756422
Mary Fowler, muse of Nathan Cleary

six more just because

Yeah of course they didn't bother checking the knock on

wtf cunt Papalii 100% knocked that on
fucking Pedref again

Pedref.

Come on Fox.

>tfw Emma Lawrence is your mumza

WE WANT 50

obvious 6 more missed.
Pedref again.

>gayley ilovemen

FUCKWITTA
FUCKWITTA
FUCKWITTA

so Iongi knocks it forward into a player behind him? Hmmm just Pedref things

>>149756618
stop noticing things

>>149756361
id consider that very straight

SENT OFF

>>149756652
ON DEBUT

COMEBACK

FUCK YOU LOMAX YOU CUNT

>>149756687

Reminder:
>Des retiring
>Foran retiring
Titans are finna lift

>>149756697

Every single favorite has won so far this round, that's rare, we are due at least 1 upset and it could just be the tits getting up.

FUCKWITTA
FUCKWITTA
FUCKWITTA

>Shalom

can someone check if the broncos try scorer's name is real, poor kid would cop it so bad at school

Now that’s NSW half back play!!!!*


*if only he did that to QLD

pity the myth couldn’t do that on Wednesday night

Wow, "big man" standing up in a meaningless regular season game against spoon contenders. Impressive. Classy.

>>149756493
>+9.5

>>149756777
>Fox to score

>>149756792
I was thinking it would be funny if he got one in the final minute

well I didn’t laugh m8

Who won the footy lads

UP DA FUKKIN WAHS

>>149756405
Are we still doing the thing where for the 50% of time it works we yell about it but we stfu the 50% of the time it doesn’t?

>>149756807
No last minute try so neither did I

Pedref is impervious to the poo curse cazzie

refball > poo curse

>make joke
>get bonus cope

Not a single 4K game today. And Kayo demands $40 per month (almost as much as it used to cost for basic Foxtel plus the sport package btw).

Who needs 4k sports? I don't need to see every pimple and sweat bead

The BET

Cope more, sky sports nz shitter. You povo losers are the reason warriors home games are never 4K lmao

Soulless game start

>taking the two against Titans
yikes

Does getting ko’d count for try July?

Broncbros we got in our own way

just got home LETS GO BRONCGODS
>0-2
based reynolds 2 point fg

>>149757112

Surely the Broncs will heem these dudes yes?

>>149757132

MOST DANGEROUS lead

>>149757138
>does he know

>>149757152
kek

>taking the cowardly poo

GAME LEVELING POO

poo washes poo

A quiet fact that never really got said out loud:

I was the first person to ever do sideline for Fox League in New Zealand - as a permanent fixture.

Thirty years of Warriors games in Auckland, and I was the one who brought an Australian broadcaster to the NZ sidelines.

That role didn’t exist. It was only created because I was going to be the one to fill it.
We built it from scratch - for me, and by me.
Trial and error. Dodgy tech. No protocols. No team on-ground. But I made it work, and it stuck.

I look back now and see the start of something really special. Because it wasn’t just a job I landed.
It was something I built from the ground up… it was mine.

And something that should’ve been mine for longer.

But I’m still proud.

Because even if they moved on without me,
they never had it until me.

>>149757152
me after 7pm

>>149757196
based fellow chair sleeper

>>149757152
why was this not a try

>>149757211
They asked him if it was really a try and he said he was lying

I can’t even go horizontal on the couch at all m8 I’ll be out like a light

>>149757192
She’s in delusion mode

>>149757211
it’s a rule you can’t fall asleep in the act of scoring

Hmm think catching the ball would have been the better play

I’d be interested to see what her former work colleagues in NZ think of her

A League aah scoreline

reffies did their best for the titans

Reynolds doing the Goldeneye face

there is a lot of money and experience in that broncos peem but they sure aren't doing much with it

Let's gone Broncgods

A TRY ON DAYBOO

broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS broncGODS

>>149757281
ACKSHUALLY it's his second game

Tiff sounds like a total BPD nutter and all this online bitching gives red flags to future potential employers. High chance of an onlyfans

>>149757280
>>149757283

>pomcunts a spooncos customer
major ick

>>149757292
my thoughts exactly

BRONCGODS
BASED STAGGS (MY FAV PLAYER)

LOVELY STUFF

>A quiet fact that never really got said out loud:

>I was the first person to ever do sideline for Fox League in New Zealand - as a permanent fixture.

>Thirty years of Warriors games in Auckland, and I was the one who brought an Australian broadcaster to the NZ sidelines.

>That role didn’t exist. It was only created because I was going to be the one to fill it.
>We built it from scratch - for me, and by me.
>Trial and error. Dodgy tech. No protocols. No team on-ground. But I made it work, and it stuck.

>I look back now and see the start of something really special. Because it wasn’t just a job I landed.
>It was something I built from the ground up… it was mine.

>And something that should’ve been mine for longer.

>But I’m still proud.

>Because even if they moved on without me,
>they never had it until me.

DIRTY DAGS

Wtf I just went to the kitchen while they took the conversion and they've scored again?????

>>149757326
just broncos things

Reyno fg looms

bugger OF she should just go straight to Blacked

>>149757322
Now imagine that in a horrible kiwi accent

give that man a cough drop

>>149757345
Fuck both those things. Tiff should ride my penis

>>149757322
>i was the first sideline eye
How can she possibly claim this lmao

she’s obviously never heard of the great Magoo desu he walked so she could run

didnt like that car crash advert

Tiff must be seething hard that our man, Jake Duke, got promoted to hosting the panel lol.

She should link up with Kenty

Jake Dyke throwing “shade” at
Gallen v SBW must of learned that from tiff

frozen pizza with extra cheese is in the oven lads

based m8 what type?

Yeah I'm thinking BroncGODS

BASED STAGGS

Reece watching the old Greg Alexander 1990 tapes

W A L S H K I N O ! ! !

kek celebration

he's so damn cool

Best celebration of the round?

>>149757522
The based whistling celebration yesterday

TITBACK

>>149757492
just a pepperoni

>>149757541
Nice

Jojos bizarre Tryvedture

For me it's Steel Ball Run

>>149757558
noice m8 enjoy

good evening ladies
has big fat lazy fuck david fifita done anything?

FUCK
ME

>godfather tattoo

>tfw it's not mam

Uh.... broncgodbros...?

comeback?

DON’T TOUCH THAT SET
DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL
DON’T YOU GO ANYWHERE

shibasaki NOT bringing his origin form

Thinking the broncos will need to score some try's to win

Worst celebration of the round?

>>149757652
theyve already tried this

madge really needs to tell them to stop fading in the 2nd half

the rime of the deine mariner

the crime of Pootans football

Oh dear oh dear

BILLY BOY BILLY BOY BILLY BOY BILLY BOY (the good one)

>>149757652
>>149757663
No problem

>>149757695
Billy Moore retired many years ago son

yikes

THOSE BASTARDS THEY KILLED WALSH
SIN BIN HIM

The ol classic heem Walsh tactic

FUCKING KILLED THAT CUNT
GET THE MAN SOME TOES

tits 15 gone

thats a bad landing
see you next year reece

Le zoomer footballer man

The DARE CHARGED are trash btw stick with either the MONSTER or Boss canned coffees

lucky he fucking lost it I'm sick of them letting in tries late in the game

what a tackle

gonna go robina centrelink tomorrow and get a pic with des
also norco make the processed coffee drinks

VICTOR THE INFLICTOR TIME

Sam get on CS.

coming, we rushing b right

based foran shame it had to end at the pootans

>been too scared to watch any games all week cause I'm a degen

you win some you lose more

>by God Staggs has jumped into the stands!

I have seen two players heem themselves trying to dive on the ball for a try. Both BroncosGODS players.

so close

>poogers
bookies shouldn’t taken the bet there and then

>>149758225
Almost had it

No more Origin effected BULLSHIT from here on

tiff getting hammered in this thread
https://x.com/sleepybuscemi/status/1944239334309376126

Bump

mfw planned personal leave yesterday

Good idea

>>149767408
Based

Hope some family members wake up soon

Vonny is pregnant

>>149777495
She announced?

Based whistling ad

>>149777724
https://youtu.be/VSE72-8gvcc

>ANYONE SEEN THE BASED WHISTLING AD?

>>149777793
Damn missed

>>149779470
Looks like the past few years. Still solid, with red and green it’s a jersey they shouldn’t fuck up

THREE GAMES

DIDN'T EVEN MAKE 300 POSTS

kek

KEK

>>149780152
Actually we're on 303 posts now

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK7WTfxBB-4n1oEkfCCgreyoQZz6NTogn

You know what? I'm simply going to say it. Nobody is going to hold me back. Nobody can silence me.

BRONCGODS

>>149780152
8 games, we count nrlw and pooper league

>>149780276
>were talking up a mild beating of last place now?

>>149779863
The training stuff they roll out legit mog the jerseys, I got a shirt a couple of years ago even though I'm a whiteboi

No staggs
No Cleary

What games were they watching?!!

kek. Kevvies podcast is now calling Billy 'The Difference'

Kevvies voxpops on the original Queensland Footy show were Golden, but Kevvie is not that many any more.

https://x.com/Makh2002/status/1944577631963537635?t=oGN2AKN0hHmZ0RXeZTPaGg&s=19

Dude got the game early

AOB SACKED

whats the new start date for the thousand year dynasty

I love the coach shuffle

>>149781541
Where did you hear this one mate

wait no. i see it now

>>149781585
Soon m8

hearing Jamie Soward will coach Knights

You know what would really get the Dynasty going? Signing a $1.3M hooker who can also play a little 5/8.

doesn't sowwie coach the dragettes?

>>149781823
Not anymore

man this season is starting to heat up. thinking broncs crack top 4. doggies are gonna fall off.

>>149781809
looking good N

>>149782369
Let's see all the family's OC players

>>149782369
Time for you to get bust creating the /nrl/ Family XVII m8

I shudder to think what the /nrl/ stadium would look like

fuarrkk i missed the last 25 games ive got some catching up to do

>>149782369
>no offline mode

Is there no Franchise/Coach mode?

>>149782369
>they/them pronouns
shant be buying this woke trash

Des Hasler, YOU are a Newcastle Knight (coach).

Josh Hannay - Titans
Brad Arthur - Knights
Willie Peters - Tigers

Cody Walker out for the season

i thought cody walker retired

Might as well be

>>149782369
oh no this anon saw this >>149781446 and went fuck yeah thats the game for me

If you lot pooled your money instead of throwing it away on gambling and "massages" you could fund the NRL vidya we actually deserve

rinse wash, fullback for the south east queensland horses

>Bombshell claims have emerged that Kalyn Ponga is seriously considering asking for a release from the Knights after becoming fed up with the direction of the club.
>Ponga is contracted to the Knights until the end of 2027 on a $1.4 million a season deal.
>However, reports suggest the fullback is potentially willing to leave $2.8m on the table by exiting at the end of the season as he feels that he is wasting his prime years at the club.
>If Ponga were to stay, Newcastle has $2.8m of its salary cap going towards two players from next season, with Eels star Dylan Brown set to arrive next year on the same salary as the Knights No.1.
>Ponga, born in Australia to Kiwi parents, has previously voiced his desire to one day represent the All Blacks, and rather than head to another NRL team could make the switch to the 15-man code instead.
ponga looking to play with more men lads

>>149783096
It's from the same guy on X

>>149783859

That time of the yearly news cycle again, huh

Knights should hire the Walker brothers

in an alternate dimension the knights hired shaun wane instead of AOB and won 3 grand finals

>>149781446
Day 1 patches are nothing new, they print the discs early so they're ready to distribute
A dev has responded here
https://x.com/RossSymons/status/1944661128220434516

He's posting a lot about it

>>149784657
Maybe they should post a gameplay video for their brand new video game coming out in 3 (Three) Days

How does the video game handle refs arbitrarily giving one team 100 six agains in a row for no reason in the first 15 minutes of the game, effectively ending the defending team's hopes of ever being able to recover and making the rest of the game pointless

>>149784671
It's on the Steam page mate

>O’Brien had a clause triggered in his deal which extended his stay until the end of 2027 after he finished in the top 12 last season, meaning his stay will be cut short by two years.
The vaulted Top 12, where every Novacastrian aspires to lie.

>>149785732
Is it fair to say that Newcastle is a top 12 Australian city?

>>149785765
1. Sydney
2. Melbourne
3. Canberra
4. Adelaide
5. Brisbane
6. Newcastle
7. Perth

How many are buying the game?
>>149782369
Nice

>>149785077
Also does this play at halftime
https://youtu.be/VSE72-8gvcc

>>149790411
No, but it does play the Shirley Temple Kayo ad during the pre-game loading screen.

>>149788235
There's no advertising, no steam page, no gameplay released, no reviews, game is priced at $89-99 (expensive). There's a lot going against it, but the nuffyness of rugby league customers will overcome all and make it sell well.

>>149791370
What about try celebrations?
https://youtube.com/shorts/hcH_VwruTEA

>>149790411
>>149791774
Based whistling ad

>>149785931
Gong should be top 3 at least

Canberra should be bottom 3

Hobart top 5

The game releases 2 days before my birthday. Going to try to get some sucker to gift it to me. on Steam.

Just shoplift it from Big W.

>>149793601
I'm a PC gamer.

And?

Does the game have the ability to selectively turn off rules, so you can turn the game into a violent brawl. I liked doing that in other sports games where you could turn off fouls back in the day

>>149785732
>>149785765
>>149785931
>>149792227

Townsville is an absolute shithole

Bendigo is actually one of the best country towns in Australia

>Townsville is an absolute shithole
Yes.

good morning

Confirmed 89 overall in the video game

DCE
Coates
Eliesa Katoa
Lomax
Luai
Martin
Murray
Papenhuyzen
Robson
Hammer
Young

>>149794891
lgm

>>149794891
How much is “her” hourly mate

If you have to ask you can't afford it

>>149796104
for you

Why would Ponga do this to us?

Ponga is a big fan of backdoor deals if you know what I mean

Roostettes are paying $2.25 to beat the Broncgoddesses. Free money.

>>149795586
now where is Reece Walsh

>>149793732
It should have this I’ll be disappointed otherwise. Used to play Speedball and it not only had no fouls it also had performance enhancing drugs and stuff

>>149796261
fuck me i read that as sneedball

nrlw could plagiarise this
>Rugby League: A vicious game of physical dominance,
animalistic intimidation and reckless destruction for girls and women of all ages.
>Strategy is vital to scoring points - but it's brute force that will keep you alive. As the newly assigned player- manager of Wests Tigers - perennial cellar-dweller in the 16-team National Rugby League Women’s league - you alone can
direct the greatest team turnaround in NRLW history. In the front office, you control player trades and roster changes. At the workout gym, you determine how best to develop your team. But your greatest impact will be on the deadly playfield itself. That is.…if you dare face
the challenge of a real sport.

>spastic greentext
Those old blurbs really inspire play, sadly a thing of the past

>>149796214
Post the bet you placed

Luke Covell's daughter in the new Tony Hawk game

>>149796287

RETURN OF THE CHAD
(ONCE AGAIN)
RETURN OF THE CHAD
(TOP OF THE WORLD)
RETURN OF THE CHAD
(WATCH MY FLOW)
YOU KNOW THAT I'LL BE BACK
(HERE I GO)

PPP
https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/07/15/nrl-team-lists-round-20/
https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/07/15/nrlw-team-lists-round-3/

She kind of looks like Elsa Jean

He signed to win premierships

>cleary rested
very interesting

>our last holiday as a couple
ominous

https://www.youtube.com/@ChadTownsend10

BOSH!

>>149796769
My local does 10% off cash orders - but they don’t have a point of sale system like that

>Confirmed 90 overalls
Walsh
Herbie
Api
Latrell
Moses
Munster
Ponga
Tapine
To'o
Carrigan

you forgot braidon burns

>>149796784
is this some stupidly skewed system that doesnt have a player rating below 70?

>>149797072
It makes sense if they gave ratings to the entirety of the CRL, Brisbane Second Division and country QLD rugby league, NZRL, PNGRL, and all Sydney metro comps

>>149796407

They're doing some event to show off the game to influencers and even scanning them into the game

>>149796214
> are paying $2.25 to beat the Broncgoddesses. Free money.
>>149797184

>>149797213
what are you talking about champ

>>149797213
What’s Guru’s rating?

>standing in my kitchen doing loud bad arnie impression while I'm cooking
>forgot I opened the window to let fumes out
>can hear my neighbours right outside
Embarrassing

What quote(s) did you use?

>let off some steam

>>149797228
The NRL and Big Ant are hosting a preview event for influencers and people involved with the NRL to play the video game for a little bit. Some of them got their face scanned implying they will be in the game in a future update

>>149797439
I genuinely did say this one

Pokimane has signed with Hull KR

>>149797446
anything to do with "influencers" or those retards that play shit vidya while people watch them on twitch are soulless. i just dont care anymore. the game is probably shit anyway. ive seen games these days, and my ps2 games i still play are better.

>>149797469
nigger...you ain’t funny…..

>racism outside of /b/

see you in three days blud

>>149797553
NERRRRRD

>>149796784
cringe

>>149797469
based

how is walsh a 90 ovr lol. hes done nothing but injure himself this season. i can just tell this game is trash.

brah

walsh issued an apology for doing nothing wrong lol

what a feminine little mutt cuck he is

I imagine Cleary will be the highest rated followed by Haas and then maybe Teddy?

>>149797676
blow by blow?

>>149797683
they will make the highest rated player a black or brown one. probably that fast ngubu fullback from the dolphins or something.

>>149797704
Hammer is 89

>hammer is 89

i suppose they need to make the irrelevant players rated highly to attract the mutt zoomer market.

>>149797751
akshully Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow, known as "Hammer," was born on 9 September 2001, making him 23 years old as of 15 July 2025.

>cleary out
>galvin back

fuck sake. cant keep up with this shitshow. so over it.

dylan lucas OUT

jack de belin IN

simple as

Trell should be highest because he’s the best

anyone use instagram on desktop

>>149797947
>irish posts
>another shit take
fucking end my life

>nooooo you can't have a favourite player I'M LOSING MY LITTLE MINNNDDDDD
are you even sports customer

kek

>>149797818
Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow is currently the best fullback in the NRL.

WHO DO WE CHOOSE?

>>149798542
both. penis in both.

>implying any of us here have a shot with either of them

i thought who to cheer for

Jetaya is is /ourgirl/ so obviously her.

>>149798574
speak for yourself I could beat them both up

If only I could show a girl my /nrl/ posts and how funny and insightful they are, she'd definitely be able to look my ghastly appearance and would instantly fall in love with me

>>149798664
>Oh babe I love how you say ">Taking the poo" every time someone goes for a penalty goal

>>149798542
/nrl/ is a Jetaya general

>matt moylan is 34 and retired
Wtf how is he still not an up and coming kid, where did the time go

>>149798542
the one who has actually shouted out our poommunity, obviously

>>149799239
>had to pay her
>told everyone to always take the poo

>>149799239
She cute

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/fresh-knights-disgrace-paints-ugly-picture-as-club-great-alex-mckinnon-forced-to-pay-his-own-way/news-story/748091c16713adc6207de0e300ced6b7

wouldn’t say he was an enforcer

>>149799438
Pretty sure there’s a few people here who “had to pay her”

>Confirmed 91 overalls
Angus Crichton
Hughes
Edwards
Stephen Crichton
Tedesco
Grant
Yeo

New nrlw waifu just dropped

Her insta is something

>>149798827

>just

Well there’s more. But it’s a start

very interesting

>>149803242

Happy Birthday Ella

How I choose to run my luker goon account is none of your business

>>149808722
She genuinely has Simps that say stuff like this all the time the burner account wasn't really necessary

>>149808950
Team name: My Wives
1. Quincy Dodd
2. Quincy Dodd
3. Quincy Dodd
4. Quincy Dodd
5 Quincy Dodd
6. Quincy Dodd
7. Quincy Dodd
8. Quincy Dodd
9. Quincy Dodd (C)
10. Quincy Dodd
11. Quincy Dodd
12. Quincy Dodd
13. Quincy Dodd
14. Quincy Dodd
15. Quincy Dodd
16. Quincy Dodd
17. Quincy Dodd
Coach: Quincy Dodd

>>149808974

I wonder if the pro team mode will let the boys and girls play together like EAFC

Payne Haas is the only 92 rated player

Team name: Celtic All Blacks
>browns and red heads with Irish names

Team name: Wogs United FC
>speaks for itself

Team name: Blood Nuts
>all red heads

Team name: Oxford Street Pillowbiters
>all players of dubious sexual proclivation, captained by Ian Roberts

How can we even compete?

>>149809461
Darwin is a market we can do without

We already have a team in Auckland

Doing a poo

is this /afl/?

Hiya lads

>>149809254
cringe

>>149809461
Putting a team in Darwin gotta be the dumbest thing you could do so I hope the AFL does it and sinks a bunch of money into it

>>149808974
Some very masculine looking wives there

There's a Saudi Backed rugby union league starting up soon and they're looking at some of our players. RTS is rumored to have been offered a million

And Cleary is the top rated

surely tom dearden must be a 94 at least

>>149809461
didn't their Tassie team collapse?

why did brisbane post this

>>149809928
>women have no spatial awareness and often overestimate their ex's penis si-ACK!

We're in the JB flyer lads. Nintendo can NOT compete

PC when

>>149810180
>ynr Sega does what Nintendont

>>149809714
This is good news we can send some of our boys in there and whiteant it

>>149809928
>tfw 6x5.5
Brehs

>>149809714
how many camels do you think Ponga is worth a season?

>>149810466
Two cartons.

>>149810180
>Only just finished Death Stranding 2
>only just started Tony Hawks 3+4
>Got these 2 coming out tomorrow

https://youtube.com/shorts/ErZS1ESp9gE?si=rd0Go61QXCf5doQM

>>149810466
>ponga needing to be paid to become an arab prince's boywife

>>149810478
Is DS2 worth completing? I've not long started but it's kinda slow. Just cleared what I think is the prologue where Sam has just returned to his bunker to see Fragile and Lou.

https://youtu.be/y3SRzgHm16M Cameron Smith sounds like he's being held hostage.

What do we think, broncbros?

Anyone got a stream for the Gallen fight

*unzips*

I've never thought about it before but Corey Oates looks a lot like Matthew Lillard

lads i don't think i can bring myself to buy this game. it just looks so underwhelming.

>>149810657
Typical storm getting away with that

>>149810541
What the hell is that music(?). Where's Barnsey. Where's Tina. Where's Hoodoo Gurus.

>>149809714
Why the fuck is it union and not league

https://youtu.be/y3SRzgHm16M?t=202

Far out that commentary is dogshit, why can't they sound excited?

>>149809461
KEK another money sink for gayf
PVL getting NRL’s shit together since COVID has them poofs shook

funny gee up from the titans
>>>/wsg/5924536

Damn, the players really give a fuck about their ratings huh.

anyone know of some old video on youtube with all the biggest fights in nrl back when they let everyone fight?

literally search biggest fights in NRL and you'll find some

cunt imagine this saudi rugby comp starts poaching league players with insane money
it's super league all over again

based gallen defeating SBW

>SBW avoids the Gallen fight for years, fucking up a potential huge pay day for both of them in the process
>Finally decides to do it years after Gallen retires
>Still loses

Legitimately the most overrated athlete in Australian and New Zealand sporting history

Also the two worst players ch9 have tried to make into commentators

>>149811958
>>149811958
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