"We don't spend money la'" EDITION

Alisson
>72.5M
Kerkez
>46.2M
Van Djik
>84.65M
Konate
>40M
Frimpong
>40M
Szoboszlai
>70M
Gravenberch
>40M
Macallister
>42M
Wirtz
>125M
Salah
>42M
Isak
>173M

Total
>815.35M

20:21

>>149741616
>>97

>>149741616
Does the CL have 8 pm kick offs still?

>>149741608 (OP)
who are you quoting?

>>149741661
>comfy /3pm/ kickoff here
I hope so

John Victor
>6.8M
Aiden Heaven
>1.8M
De Ligt
>45M
Yoro
>62M
Dorgu
>30M
Fernandes
>65M
Hjulmand
>60M
Amad
>21.3M
Cunha
>74.2M
Mbeumo
>69M
Zirkzee
>42.5M

Total
>477.6M

>>149741608 (OP)
>>149741697
So Liverpool's squad costs TWICE as much as Man United's??? I thought they didn't spend any money WTF!!!!

>>149741713
Afraid so. They're rather disingenuous.

>>149741663
He let his shadow slip in the last thread, he's talking about how he's going to post in the Liverpool thread and "bully" people. Quite tragic he hasn't gotten over being picked on in school so attempts to do it on a Taipeese knitting forum.

an unhinged rant

>>149741713
Half of that is Countinho sale money, its literally public information and takes a simple google search to know

Why is he worrying so much about posts which may or may not be made on 4chan.org tomorrow?
Two whole threads of pure panic lol you could just go outside tomorrow la' - YOU WON'T!

>>149741697
Totally worth it

Why's the scouser freaking out?

genuinely dont understand a single post in this thread
can we just delete it and try again

It's bad enough that the mong cries CONSTANTLY about posts made in here
Now he's already complaining about posts which have yet to be made TOMORROW and IN ANOTHER THREAD ENTIRELY this is the level of Liverpool twats we're dealing with

>>149741608 (OP)
>Liverpool sell their best player and invest the money wisely to build 2 elite squads over the following 8 years
>nooooooooooooooooooooo you can't do that!!!
>Poop Baldiola casually drops half a billion on new players because he doesn't fancy the players he bought 6 months ago
>silence

>Manchester United legend Louis van Gaal, 73, announces he is free from prostate cancer as former Man United manager reveals he is getting 'fitter and fitter'

>>149741853
Sweetheart it's OK, the meanies from school can't bully you anymore :)

>this entire thread

this thread isn't comfy at all :(

>>149741861
>>silence
lol?

Mfw fifa

>>149742095
Just wait until tomorrow, the big bad bully of /trans/ is going to make it even worse! :(

>>149742214
I'm still not sure what motive ITV had to show the friendly in the first place. Was last season's title really so significant that it required their first pre-season friendly of 2025/26 to be broadcast on national television?

enough seething ffs you benders need to do something else

>>149742327
It's the middle of summer it's hardly like there's any other telly on

>>149742214
>bullying anyone on 4chan
we are in this hell together

>>149742380
Name another team whose first pre-season friendly was broadcast on terrestrial television.

>>149742403
Name another team as big as the reds

>>149742432
So you haven't got an answer.

>>149742464
I don't work for itv mate I don't know why they wanted to televise it

Fucking jersey

who would dare buy nicolas jackson

>>149742659
I do like that a sleeveless jersey is called a guernsey.

So the question remains is Gyokeres a big hitter or just an one trick pony?

>Ekitike to Newcastle
Seems like they're expecting an influx of money sometime soon....

>>149742692

>>149742403
Why are you bothering with Screenshotmong? If he isn't licking Liverpool's anus he's spamming images or wanking over trannies on /brit/.
He's the one panicking over tomorrow's potential posts as well.

>>149742873
is he a double agent
why does he get hard for chelsea players

>>149742737
probably good but arsenal will make him an injured wreck

as always, /trans/ and /epl/ could be saved if UK flags were permanently banned

c-can you guys look after me in the matchthread tomorrow the big man is going to bully me and it's NOT FAIR I'm stressing out and posting about it every 5 minutes already

fucking hot isn't it

>He let his shadow slip
This simply isn't a phrase. This mong spends so much time indoors he just makes up phrases and thinks they're real.

>>149742872
Yeah, from PIF.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/07/12/newcastle-striker-hugo-ekitike-despite-86-million-clause/
>Should Newcastle complete the signing of the Frenchman it does not mean Isak will be sold this summer. The Newcastle hierarchy still intend to offer last season’s top goalscorer a new contract and have no interest in selling him in this window, when he still has three years left on his existing deal.

>>149742947
just remind shitizen of the brutal wirtz snubbing, he's been having all day meltys ever since

Liverpool are playing tomorrow lads

Worthing just beat West Ham 4-1

>>149743028
>This mong spends so much time indoors
probably scared of his own mask

>>149743064
>>149743100
Great posts

>>149741608 (OP)
Must be great being retarded as you.

>According to reports, Newcastle have submitted a £40 million bid for Burnley goalkeeper James Trafford
Not NEWs I admit but doesn't this seem fairly high?

>>149743171
did i miss something did they get rid of pope

>>149743166
actually seething

>>149743171
seems like they're expecting an influx of money

How the fuck has Kyle Walker to Burnley barely got a mention?

because he's finished

>>149743257
It did get a mention as I posted it when it was hot off the presses but I got about as much interest as expected which was 2 replies at best.
Same with Henderson yesterday the talk was minimal and even then almost entirely about that baffling thing Ornstein added about Jota.

>>149743171
Feels high but he's got a lot of taxes stacked on him. Young, English, Prem proven, ridiculously low amount of goals conceded last season while still having a great save %.

>>149743257
/trans/ this summer has been absolute dogshit. Easily the worst in a long time.

>>149743640
Not every transfer season can be good.

>>149743257
>>149743376
>>149743640
the autism in these threads has been grim but honestly what is there to say about oldies playing for lower teams now theyre past it

Is this accurate?

>>149744209
Swap United with PSG

Lots of talk circulating that Amorim could be about to register himself as a player for United as a purely backup option

>mfw arsenal give chelsea enough money to sign isak

>slandering arsenal
>awww how cute!
>slandering liverpool
>uhhh human resources??

Toonbros, we snagged Jon Moxley

>>149744594
>tfw Vince McMahon never bought us

Man Utd need a keep now
Onana injured is a blessing

is the Brentford fan in here a life long or just since they signed kelleher?

>>149744511
Let's gooooooo

why are arseanal fans so butthurt about madueke
i dont get it.

>>149745214
they want an upgrade on martinelli and madueke doesn't look like an obvious level above him

sporting playing hardball

>>149745214
Let me explain..

Miguel Sharteta has spent a billion pounds since taking the job and yet his team play like Stoke and never win anything. For 2 years everybody has been saying they need a striker to win the league and he has refused to buy one. Now their 2 main rivals for the league have strengthened and Arsenal not only need a striker but they likely need to upgrade their LW and AM too just to keep pace.

So you can understand the frustration when Sharteta decides to buy 2 DMs and a LW that's no better than the one they already have. All while pissing about and refusing to fork out an extra few million for the striker they desperately need

>>149743171
Way too high

will the MGW move to spurs go through?

>>149745413
>yet his team play like Stoke and never win anything
Genuinely incredible how Arsenal fans enjoy this given how they played under Wenger

Boys, what do women do when they're stressed or feeling too wired? They can't have a quick wank to recalibrate so what do they do? Drink herbal tea?

Is gibbs-white good? His stats seem kinda mid

>>149744209
Championship should be under Portugal & Netherlands Top but above Brazil. Top Turkey should probably be in the Portugal & Netherlands Top section.

>>149745599
Basically a right footed Kulusevski. Not massively quick but can drive with the ball, defensively too sus to play in a double pivot.

>>149745558
They were hammered for over a decade for being "naive" and now they're pragmatic for a change it's "lol they're just expensive Stoke".

>>149745631
They still are naive.

>>149745394
top kek, sporting in shambles

>>149744511
Sancho just feels like the perfect 2020s Juventus player.
>failed wonderkid
>absurd wages
>slow
>unambitious

>>149745551
not been much reporting, apparently his agents think so but havent heard much from the clubs
forest owner is a known whinger for all we know he hasnt got a case at all

Speaking of Forest...

>WE ARE EUROPA LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!
>can't beat a League Two team

>>149745214
It's 52m for a player that doesn't look like he'd be an upgrade on any of their wingers, it's 52m for a player that's from their local rivals, it's 52m spend before they've made purchases that the fans have been screaming for for years, and 52m spend on a seemingly not great player at all when their club is haggling over 5m for a seemingly fantastic player. I think that last point in particular would be extremely sore if Gyokeres ends up staying at Sporting. It just seems extremely silly to buy him for that price before getting a striker. I know they need a RW back up but I'm pretty sure Nwaneri can play there and he's already asking for more game time.

>obama injured
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>149745704
would anyone know why paying the exact fee for a release clause is an issue
thought this was something that would be an open secret so other teams can trigger it if they want to

>>149745885
Because clubs would like there to be a negotiation which at least somewhat benefits them. And that's fair

>>149745885
The issue here was that tottenham approached the player before they approached the club, which is not allowed. I am not sure how much difference it actually makes because if they activate the release clause and the player agrees then the club cannot refuse, but I'm guessing forest will just try to play up the breaking rules part regardless of that just to keep gibbs white or somehow force them to pay more.

>>149744209
MLS should be in the bottom tier and replaced by "eastern Europe". Bigger eastern euro teams like Dinamo Zagreb, CSKA, Shaktar, Legia Warsaw, etc would easily defeat any MLS team.

>>149746959
doesn't this happen all the time
clubs really only start talking to each other once the buying club has confirmation the player wants to join them
maybe it's more informal to avoid issues

>>149745885
It's a closed secret that the club makes an open secret when they want to sell. In this case they didn't leak it so they suspect some funny business went on between Spuds and the player

>>149747613
You have to ask the club for permission first and then you can work out terms with the player.

Watching Ian Wright's programme about starting a girls team

>>149749587
remember when that worthless woman broadcaster tried to criticize him and she finally grifted too far

was it a work or a shoot?

Man United have given an official squad number to a 14 year old.

The player was wanted by Barcelona and Real Madrid. The next Messi they claim.

>>149750186

How far away are we from 3 digit squad numbers?

After Leicester won their title did they start acting like they were the best club the world had ever seen and no one would ever be able to compete against them the following season?

>>149750495
Chelsea finna there already litty no cap fr cuh

>>149743062
>70m on a back up

this doesn't make sense for either the club or the player

>>149751374
cope

>>149750501
The rest of the league started giving them some respect and staying behind the ball and asking Leicester to break them down, which they couldn't do.

>just one moreweek

> Roberto Firmino to Al Sadd, here we go! Deal done for former Liverpool star to leave Al Ahli and join Qatari side Al Sadd.

>>149756002
mike mcgrath reporting the same, it will get done before the tour

Elanga confirmed black I’ve seen him he’s black

>>149756544
Despicable

snake

>>149756544
ITV broadcasting this will be a disaster

>>149757274
Terrible attitude. Can see why Arsenal aren't bothered now. Potential dressing room cancer.

>>149757307
>Potential dressing room cancer.
Yet a rapist is A-OK

Thinking about the years of dodgy Liverpool dealings and how they get forgotten
>The Liverpool tapping-up scandal was dramatically reignited on Tuesday after they were accused of submitting a “falsified” document to the Premier League when trying to lure a 12-year-old schoolboy from Stoke City.

martin samuel with another facemelting opinion about how calls to broadcast premier league matches on free to air tv is a idiotic

>>149757346
Wasted a third of the column pointlessly listing a bunch of names rather than explaining why it would've ended the Premier League. Not sure Times readers are voting Lib Dem anyway.

>>149757346
MPs don't want to be responsible for killing the PL
Remember last summer when the riots stopped as soon as the football started up?

>>149757346
>10/380 games = the end of the PL business model
I do love the obvious word count filler at the end. What a tit.

>>149757346
I mean, it is a idiotic. Who's going to reimburse the TV companies that pay something like £8m per game? Us taxpayers, that's who.

>>149756544
cannot wait for the match thread
I know a certain someone here had a sleepless night worrying over it

>>149757390
This is a valid point. Sky pay for the exclusivity of having these matches, especially the play-off finals. What the LDs and Samuel have somehow ignored is the League Cup final IS currently free to air: https://www.itv.com/football/articles/sky-sports-and-itv-agree-deal-in-principle-to-broadcast-select-carabao-cup

>>149757318
he wasnt raping the other players, mate

>Liverpool boss Arne Slot has given a moving tribute to Diogo Jota as he insisted the club will "always carry him with us" after deciding to retire his No 20 shirt following his tragic death aged 28.
>Slot said: "We will always carry him with us in our hearts, in our thoughts, wherever we go. Maybe especially in difficult moments.
>"It's very difficult to find the right words because we constantly debate what is appropriate. Can we train again? Can we laugh again?"

>>149743382
>Prem proven
he was shit in the prem though. I know he's done very well since, and he was very young, but he got dropped and replaced by Muric who was also dogshit.

>>149757571
Our Abs looking stunning and radiant as ever x

More interested in his imaginary girlfriend than talking about Arne Slot's important comments. That's the level of customer we're dealing with.

>>149757665
>Can we laugh again?
No but we can batter everybody 20-0

>>149757967
>yfw Liverpool keep trying to win every home game 2-0 and lose every away game 2-0

damn nigga really be named christian mosque

>>149757536
Somebody made a good point on one of the talking head football shows I was watching. Arsenal knew he was a violent rapist and they let him roam free in a building full of dinner ladies and female players for 3 years

>>149757665
>already got their excuse in for failing to defend the league

>>149757346
>>149757374
>>149757388
you seem to be confused, Martin Samuel is paid to shut this idea down, its not an opinion, he's an Abu Dhabi PR representative, if they decide backing some free to air games would be good press(money isn't relevant) Martin Samuel will write columns about how its a great idea to give some back to the football fans

hate chelsea but love this little retard

>>149758229
No shit, I know about Martin Samuel's history. Just saying even by his standards it's a dire column.

>>149757999
Violent rape implies it involved a weapon or serious bodily harm, neither of which are the case.

If I were a woman working at Arsenal, I wouldn't have been comfortable around him but lets not act like he was running around trying to cozy up to every woman in the immediate vicinity.

>>149758302
The only person I know he raped for sure was the one who bought the numbing lube and begged him to fuck her and he said no.

>>149758302
>defending rapists
Shameless.

midday, drinky time

>>149758326
Let me guess, anti-Zionism is anti-semitism?

>>149758366
>brings up a completely unrelated topic of discussion
You've lost the argument. Can't wait to see how many journos Arsenal ban next season when so many inevitably ask the question to Arteta as to why he continued playing Partey despite knowing what had happened.

Arsenal low-key winning the transfer window

>>149758437
They went up in my estimation and showed they aren't a completely cucked club like the others.

>>149758437

>>149757753
>he was shit in the prem though.
I know but people always put stock in players having experience so I have to imagine it drove up the price at least a little bit.
And I didn't mention it before but I assume Burnley really don't want to sell him and that's also why Newcastle made an expensive bid?

>>149758242
Is that an e-scooter or a regular push scooter?

>>149758549
Looks like an e-scooter is a massively crowded place which makes it pointless because you have to push it.

>>149758384
Can't call your own fights mate, that's not how it works

Sky Sports saying United are expecting Rashford to go to Barcelona and are just waiting on a bid.

Konate's off

>>149758825
first it's 15th ace in the table, now this. Poor dave can't catch a break

Can’t stand this any longer

>>149758984
get a fan and drink a lemonade

>>149758825
He wants to join Real on a free.

eyyo when will my United begin their preseason? i need some copium

Spacker thread is up: >>149759570

https://x.com/PremSportsTV/status/1944053455745671426

>this is a Scottish league ground
Genuinely thought I was looking at one of those generic stock footage videos when I saw this.

madueke is in london

insane liverpool spent 30m for a backup goalkeeper

>>149760926
Alisson will be leaving next year

>West Ham reach total agreement to sign El Hadji Malick Diouf (20) from Slavia Prague
if I accurately drew this dude I'd be charged with a hate crime

>>149759065
Will that shut the wife up

>>149761081
Not as bad that Juve(?) player. N word was like a walking caricature.

>>149745081
>is the Brentford fan in here a life long or just since they signed kelleher?
Why would I jump onto a team due to a player signing? Let alone a fucking goalkeeper. I ain't no plastic. I've been backing the team since my teens. Clayton Donaldson still remains one of my fav players. Have a random pic I took from when we played Leyton Orient in the Carabao Cup. I'd tell you to also support your local side, but you ain't got much choice in Canada.

>>149761081
>from Slavia Prague
Are we sure he's not from the sun?

>>149761251
is this a dig at the 97?

>>149761192
he's in aston villa since last season but got loaned to multiple clubs already

>>149761420
What the...clearly a transfer I missed.

>>149761417
kek

>>149761444
Was part of the Luiz deal, they got Barrenechea who had a great loan to Valencia

>>149741763
Liverpool should erect a statue for Neymar considering how much his move from Barça to PSG benefited the club

Villa trying to buy Samu Omoridion from Porto

>>149761970
>that haircut
what was he thinking?

>Liverpoo consneeded to Preston

>comfortable victory playing kids and reserves
ABLs are NOT going to be happy about this one

>>149762527
You triggered a response. Must have cut deep.

>>149762560
2 clear pens not given also. ABLs must be suffering right now.

>>149761221
Don’t engage with the retarded leaf.

>>149762527
How does a Premier League team ever concede to Preston? That's like conceding to Plymouth...

Liverpool completely outplayed by a league 1 side who were told to go easy on them. Does *not* bode well for the coming season.

Is this the bullying we were promised?

>>149762661
my ancestors :)

>>149761221
are we(yes, WE) getting scammed with norgaard or is he any decent?

>>149762659
look who came out of his hole!

>>149762672
I can see salah blowing his acl

hype

>>149763567
I'd rather watch shit coming out of my dad's arsehole than watch this bollocks. Fuck off.

>>149762659
>>149763624
same miserable wanker btw

>>149741616
The 1 was for his brother

>>149761970
How can you look like a 40yo council estater and a 12yo council estater at the same time?

what's this about a konate and rodrygo swap?

>>149763934
Not gonna happen, Madrid will wait to get Konate for free and sell Rodrygo to someone for €85m haggled down from 100

>>149761081
The darkest blackest most burntest african gentleman I ever did see

>>149760310
Who is in Paris?

>>149756544
Luv Preston’s badge me

>>149764269
Loads of Africans

dead thread, dead board

fuck generals, btw

>>149764269
Isa Slot's fella

>>149765235
Woohoo! let's hear it for Arsenal, everybody!

>>149763768
Seethe more

>>149741616

>>149765235
Amorimbros...

>Robbie Williams doing the CWC pre-match performance
grim

>pre-match performance
woke nonsense

>

>>149765543
wish I could but you didn't save any seethe for the rest of us

>Conference League winners 3-0 Champions League winners
What the actual fuck is happening?

>>149770313

I guess we can safely say Joao Pedro isn't going to be on flop watch.

>>149770313
Real Betis was more impressive than PSG

>>149770461
If he carries on like this once the season starts Brighton will feel ripped off for once

>>149770313
Big Todd's master plan coming to fruition

>>149770506
How much did he cost again? ~55-65m? He's a couple of years younger than I thought too, at 23. I will say, he did look and act like a total cunt at Brighton so maybe Brighton won't feel too bad about him leaving. I think the Indian anon was saying that too.

>>149770367
>sell arsenal madooke
>buy joao pedro
>win cwc
>profit

>>149770762
>I will say, he did look and act like a total cunt at Brighton so maybe Brighton won't feel too bad about him leaving.
Agreed from that perspective, was talking about the fee itself.

No doubt if things go wrong he'll start battering his team-mates again: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckg4yjr4p1lo

>"With Joao we had a small issue in training, the type which isn't uncommon from time to time in all football clubs. We dealt with it internally and the matter is closed," said head coach Fabian Hurzeler.

>"Joao is an incredible football player, he's a match-winner for us, he's a great player and that's why we invested in him.

>"But there are principles that are non-negotiable and count for everyone - that everyone has to stick to - where we don't make any compromises.

>"Joao is still a young player. He will grow and I'm sure he will learn from this and come back stronger next season. I'm really looking forward to seeing him renewed and reinvigorated at his highest peak."

>>149770461
hes playing in a friendly tournament mate

Blows my mind arsenal try to put themselves in a conversation with chelsea these days

Chelsea by far more successful in the past 2 decades. Arsenal are closer to West ham.

>>149771176
Cope.

>Global players' union Fifpro was not invited to a "key" meeting that Fifa president Gianni Infantino held on player welfare where a minimum three-week off-season break was agreed, BBC Sport has been told.

Kek. Expect another dogshit Fifa tournament in summer 2027.

>>149771130
There's always the risk that he would have been even more cunty and driven down the price as well if he had stayed for another year. Hope Brighton got good add ons in the contract.

>>149771176
That's fair enough. But we already know he can score goals and get assists in the Premier League so it's not like it's a crazy claim to make anyway.

didn't watch a minute of the game but this halftime show is a must watch

based chelski

>>149771651
>we already know he can score goals and get assists in the Premier League

do we? He has 22 goals in 86 PL games

>>149772312
I'd say so, yeah. In the last two seasons he's gotten 10+ g/a, which I think is low for a 60m player but one would imagine those numbers will go up with more game time and confidence and experience and stuff. Those stats look terrible but there's obviously context to it as well.
I guess we'll see soon enough though.

i will not be gaslit into watching the club world cup

>>149772707
9 of his 22 goals were pens btw

>>149773098
>a player can't improve
If you're nitpicking this much you're clearly scared of the signing.

>>149773098
Healthy competition for Palmer innit

>pre match player walkouts, Michael buffer, half time show

Yeah this is the soulless direction fifa wants to take us

>>149773142
pointing out 13 non pen goals in 86 games doesnt make you a proven goalscorer is nitpicking?

I won't spoil my pre season rankings too much, but Chelsea is going to be comfortably in the top 6

I will be captaining cold palmer in GW1 of FPL

>>149773261
And the sad thing is many people actually want that.

>>149773269
Including his Watford stats is pretty misleading given they were fucking shite and went straight back down.

>>149741697
power level of an average crystal palace or an everton in an average year

>>149773299
imagine his inspirational speeches in the tunnel

>Ella Toone is the only player on record (since 2013) to score a goal, assist a goal, and complete 100% of her passes in a UEFA Women’s EUROs match

>>149773321
Do they actually though? Feels like they're trying to appease people who never watch football anyway

>>149774165
Maybe not many. But there are a number of spergs on here who seem blind to all of that shite.

so are psg actually shite then?

>*wins*
Just need an FA cup win to put those dark days behind us

won the what?

>>149774710
They lost to Arsenal, Aston Villa, Chelsea and Liverpool this season

>>149774710
Turns out the way to beat PSG is to play exactly like they do.

38% of the xG that PSG conceded at the Club World Cup was against Chelsea in the final.

>>149773261
walkouts could be better, maybe each member of the starting XI have their own wrestling type entrance with a taunt towards the camera

>>149771205
This post is inarguable obsession on your part btw
Seethe all you want (you will) but I am correct

is cwc + conference worth more or less than the carabao cup

>>149774855
They only conceded one goal all tournament until Chelsea, this included matches with Bayern and Madrid

>>149774849
>group stage match
>lost on aggregate
>lost on aggregate
>Lost in final
One of these is not the same

>>149774942
cwc + conference is like the community shield + audi cup

So who is Chadsea buying with their COOL £100,000,000?

>>149775032
MORE YOUNG BLACK LADS

>>149774942
League Cup includes all 20 PL teams (strongest league in world football) so that is the bigger trophy

>>149775032
I'm going to take a guess...
>black as night
>young (maybe fake)
>unpronounceable name

>>149775001
I didn’t say they were equal losses but factually they did lose to all of those teams. Something an all time great team would not have done. They are overrated.

>>149774942
So many extra zeroes for this one trophy

>>149775082
>>149775099
Why did they even need to sell their shit to themselves if they just solved their financial issues with one tournament?

>>149775145
>thinks im talking about monetary reward
you slow or foreign?

>>149774950
so two dogshit teams

Goldbridge SEETHING. He said PSG would rape Chadsea and he only wanted Chelsea 'to give PSG a game' because PSG are 'the best team in the world'. Oh no no no no no.....

>>149775032
>Real Madrid lose the tournament
>Get the prize money anyway

>>149775285
Well you get quite a fair bit anyway. £2m for each win in group stages (£1m for draw) and then like £5m, then £15m, then £20m, then £25m with winner getting £30m.

>>149775282
react streamers are extremely homosexual, posting about them even more so

>>149774942
We all have to pretend the cwc is a proper competition for some reason, even though the players seem to be on holiday half the time. Also I will never take a competition where the the initial just makes me think of Chris Chan seriously, sorry.

>No coach has won more games at the Women's Euros than Sarina Wiegman (14 wins)

>>149775346
BOILING.

>>149775376
cooler evening and ive got a fan on so im good to be fair

Liverpool lost to this PSG team

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

PSG have been beaten on xG in seven matches this season:

Chelsea (N)
Arsenal (H)
Arsenal (A)
Arsenal (A)
Aston Villa (A)
Monaco (A)
Bayern Munich (A)

>>149775282
>caring that much about e-celebs
You're his bitch.

>>149775400
did you get the lemonade I suggested as well?

>>149775400
SIMMERING.

>>149775412
If arsenal had a striker....

>>149775410
Liverpool are shit

>>149775420
See >>149775376 >>149775445

>>149775572
He's got you raging on an entirely different website, the only one having a meltdown here is you. Enjoy having that clown live rent free in your head.

this is going to end up being the big story innit

dave having a melty because someone slagged off his eceleb crush again

>>149775605
BUBBLING.

>>149775627
Rightly so

>>149775627
Hakimi loves a bit of argy bargy doesn't he. All in good spirit of course

>>149775716
Why do you always forget you're on a VPN when using terms only a Bong would use, 190 lad?

>>149775627
think thats a hate crime

>>149775659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

>In your head, in your head
>Goldbridge, Goldbridge, Goldbridge-idge-idge
>Who's in your head, in your head?
>Goldbridge, Goldbridge, Goldbridge-idge-idge-idge, oh

people were genuinely retarded to think luis enrique wasn't a complete fraud

>>149775767
FROTHING.

pulled up a thesaurus on his 16th tab

>>149775627
He could have killed him

>Manchester United winger Alejandro Garnacho has rejected a move to Saudi Pro League side Al Nassr, with the 21-year-old Argentina international preferring a move to Europe. (Telegraph)

Bayern Munich will turn their attention to Arsenal and Belgium forward Leandro Trossard, 30, if they are unable to secure a deal for 28-year-old Liverpool winger Luis Diaz. (Bild - in German)

>Brighton striker Evan Ferguson has agreed a move to Roma, with the Italian club now in discussions over a fee for the 20-year-old Republic of Ireland striker. (Gianluca di Marzio - in Italian)

West Ham have agreed a deal to sign Slavia Prague's 20-year-old Senegal full-back El Hadji Malick Diouf. (Footmercato - in French)

>Nottingham Forest will face competition from European rivals to sign PSV winger Johan Bakayoko. The 22-year-old had been the leading option to replace Anthony Elanga who signed for Newcastle last week. (Nottinghamshire Live)

The agents of RB Leipzig striker Benjamin Sesko, 22, have contacted Liverpool to gauge their interest in the Slovenia international following Arsenal's decision to focus instead on signing Sporting Lisbon's Viktor Gyokeres. (TBR Football)

>Manchester United remain in the market for a goalkeeper but with other areas of the squad seen as more of a priority, Cameroon international Andre Onana, 29, is set to keep his place as first choice. (i paper), external

Everton have joined Roma in the race to RC Lens's Neil El Aynaoui despite the 24-year-old Morocco midfielder having verbally agreed to a contract with the Serie A club. (Teamtalk)

>Brest goalkeeper Marco Bizot, 34, is expected to sign for Aston Villa and will travel to the UK to close the deal. (L'Equipe - in French)

Rangers are pushing to sign Crystal Palace winger Jesurun Rak-Sakyi, 22, on loan but they face competition from multiple other clubs. (Football Insider)

>>149775914
>tranime
kys srsly

>>149775857
you're a retard (we knew that, you keep reminding us how fucking retarded you are)

1. thinking that's dave, when the guy was shitting on goldbridge (and I doubt it is even him anyway)
2. for not knowing about -ING posting, newfag

thoughts on my AI slop?

>>149775914
>Rangers are pushing to sign Crystal Palace winger Jesurun Rak-Sakyi, 22, on loan but they face competition from multiple other clubs. (Football Insider)

Rangers' entire transfer window this summer has been laughably pathetic.

>>149775942
the first 2 posts were me then after that it was dave to be fair so the leaf was correct

>>149775942
show me in dave's post where he shit on goldbridge please, YOU CAN'T

>>149776005
Liar. They were all me. I love that meme. I do about 10 and end with YODELLING.

The Audi Cup was more prestigious

>>149775942
oh and one more thing...

>>149775988
Meanwhile Chadtic just buy more Nips.

eddie howe beat psg with a backline consisting of jamaal lascelles and dan burn btw

>>149776039
no it was me shitting on goldbridge and its a shit "meme" embarrassed for you

>>149776103
>Burn v Dembele on the wing
>Dembele does absolutely nothing
I will never rate that guy, I don't care that he finally stumbled home a few goals

>your trophy, sir

reminder there is no proof anyone shit on mark goldbridge née brent di cesare

heard someone say Caicedo looks like a Guinness

>>149776103
Even Inter beat that shit version of PSG in France

>>149776079
I thought they were supposed to have mega millions from Leeds' owners? Kek.

Also don't forget
>Manager: Russell Martin

Chelsea are World Champions btw. Seethe

>>149776456
of the summer holidays friendly kickabout kek

do you reckon palmer even knows who trump is

>$audi cup winners

>>149776548
I'm not sure Palmer is even aware of his own existence.

>>149776548
Maybe as he is extremely thick but not quite Grealish levels

>>149776548
yeah i reckon hes seen home alone 2

>>149776505
yep you're seething

arsewog boiling

>>149776755
inviting trump to give a trophy doesnt make it a tournament anyone cares about in european football
and that would have been the case if psg won, if real won, if some saudi club won, if any english club won
sorry yankoid

>when you're not the biggest clown in this photo

>>149777141
All i see are three based mofos

Madueke medal status?

>>149777141
i see an american genius, a clown, and a muslim

he's so fucking retarded

>140M
Their going to buy Isak aren't they

>>149777659
Whoever they try to buy from will ask for that much so they might as well

God Six chads, CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!

>>149775914
>Bayern Munich will turn their attention to Arsenal and Belgium forward Leandro Trossard, 30, if they are unable to secure a deal for 28-year-old Liverpool winger Luis Diaz. (Bild - in German)
How are they fucking this up so badly? They're one of the biggest teams in the world and rich as shit, why are they looking to Arsenal's reserves of all places for players?

>nooo buy our castoffs not theirs nooo our net spend NOOOOoooo

>>149778049
Cope and/or seethe my point was Bayern should be aiming a little bit higher than this

>>149777992
I blame Kompany

>>149777992
Feels like they've been declining for a good few seasons now despite winning the league almost every season. And other than Kane and De Ligt, I can't think of any players they've spend a shit load of money on so they're quite conservative as well, as far as I'm aware. I imagine they think getting these "off cuts" from a tougher league is enough to build back their domestic dominance? Don't know what their plan is when it comes to the CL but that's probably not their worry right now.

>>149778273
Blame the board who appointed Kompany

>>149778396
blame Kompany for his success at Burnley

Arsenal signing players? THIS MAKES ME COMPLETELY FORGET THEY PLAYED A RAPIST FOR 3 YEARS! What a revolting club

>>149778387
Olise.....I think they assumed Wirtz would sign no questions asked until Slot obviously gave him a crazy sales pitch. Now Musiala is out as well they're stumbling around with no idea what to do.

now that the dust has finally settled why are chelsea such a /strongmind/ club
compared to their north london rivals

>>149778696
>Olise
Wasn't he like 50m pounds? I meant more like 70+ cause I think that's what De Ligt was iirc. And speaking of Wirtz, I feel like they used to prioritise buying from their own league a lot more in the past compared to now. Maybe that's why their local dominance has gone down cause while it's considered to be an "easier" league, it probably still takes time for foreign players to get used to the style and tempo or whatever? I'm making that up but maybe.

>>149778696
they should just get eze too

>>149778804
They used to get to weaken the rest of the league with their purchases. They can’t do that anymore because the Prem, Real Madrid and Barca will pay more.

Still it was nice for Salah to finally bother turning up

>>149779056
>They used to get to weaken the rest of the league with their purchases.
Oh yeah derp. That makes sense.
>They can’t do that anymore because the Prem, Real Madrid and Barca will pay more.
It is weird that that hasn't resulted in Bayern still being dominant though but I guess that goes back to what I was saying about other league players needing time to adapt.

>>149779141
It’s because instead of Bayern taking your player for free or at worst a small fee, you now get enough to replace him and bring in more reinforcements

>>149779246
That actually makes complete sense. How about that.

>>149777992
>They're one of the biggest teams in the world
Is it still 2013?

>>149778387
German futbol is over. With PSG’s Champions League win, the big three is Europe is now Premier League, La Liga and the McDonalds’ League. It’s over.

GLOCK9 baby

mad how there's never any pressure on arteta

The CWC isn't super pretigious but anyone calling it a friendly tournament when 100 million was on the line is a complete moron. Chelski basically got Delap and Pedro paid for just by winning this tournament and another 40 million to spare. Every single club would want to participate simply due to the prize money.

>>149780191
It's a glorified friendly tournament then.

>>149780506
Madrid paid 10 million to have Trent early for this friendly tournament.

Just thinking about how Liverpool got thoroughly beaten by PSG at Anfield.

>>149780536
8.5m

Can they win Prem next season?

>>149780742
They will challenge but not win. Deep run in the CL.

1. Chelsea
2. Arsenal
3. City
4. Liverpool

>>149780742
Depends whether the Italian guardiola is legit

arsenal are no longer the biggest club in london

So wait the only reason Inter and Halal Madrid got annihilated by P$G was because they tried bus parking? But if instead one chooses to play fast direct ngubu ball against P$G then you beat them?

seething

>>149781124
Did you just wake up from a coma?

>>149781132
Madrid would have smashed this PSG if they still had Benzema or someone they could hoof it up to.

>And there was that fantastic moment, wasn't there? Where it felt like Cole Palmer was speaking for the whole country, when he stood up to Donald Trump and wanted him to get out of the way. It was magical. And I think Cole should be knighted for that.

>>149780742
Still think they're gonna spend big on keeper and center back at minimum. Then circle back to striker in January

Gonna be so sweet when the Prem is back and Chelsea fans are expecting the world again only to play like shit for another season

that cunha screamer making it 2-0 in the opening day and sending arsewog back to reality will hit like crack

>>149781730
they'll easily finish top 4

>>149781730
So the typical arsenal season?

What are the greatest English clubs of all time lads? I'd say it goes:

Manchester United
Liverpool
Arsenal
Chelsea
Man City

What you reckon?

>149781290
Palace's owners have absolutely fucked up. They can't blame anyone else but themselves. Feel for the fans who have been screwed by owners with no ambitions.

>>149781847
AW chatting utter shite as usual

>>149781838
Recency bias there
I don't like Everton much but I'd include them ahead of Man City

>>149781951
So whose fault is it then? Also no clue who "AW" is.

>>149782156
don't worry, you were replying to a disturbed individual who cannot think about anything other than arsenal (he can and will spam about them all night)

>>149781847
Mong Boy Parish was complaining that Uefa kept emailing them at an email address they don't monitor, he specified the exact email address as well, turns out it's the email address they register as their official one for all enquiries in the Premier League handbook, a document which anyone can access but is really only intended for internal footballing matters/stakeholders as it has all the contact details for the staff as well.
No reason for him to have even gone on the record about this.

Eze to Arsenal WHEN?

>>149782326
Arsenal need to sell someone to meet PSR

>>149782351
Maybe or maybe not.

>>149782378
Good analysis

Another signing for Arsenal? Corrrr I've completely forgotten they had a known rapist in their squad for 3 years!

>>149782412
Are you upset he didn't rape you? It's coming across that way you scorned spamming cunt mong!

Luis Enrique is a legend for knocking out that rentboy last night

>>149782412
Dont worry arsenal will try to spend their way to success for the 6th year in a row, surely work this time

Maresca has won more trophies in 1 year than Arteta gas in 6 btw

Thing with the Rentboys is they do it all on a shoestring budget

>>149782324
>Uefa kept emailing them at an email address they don't monitor, he specified the exact email address as well, turns out it's the email address they register as their official one for all enquiries
10/10 retardation from Parish

They are going to count community shield and claim this was a glorified tournament.

still no mbeumo

>>149782434
Got his ass lmao. Rapistchads we stay based.

let's discus manchester united.

>>149782672
13th I reckon

Chelsea to win the league?

just realized that chelsea have won more league titles than arsenal

>n-no stop talking about arsenal

WORLD CHAMPIONS
YOU'LL NEVER SAY THAT

>>149782952
Arsenal have 2 generals now, /arse/ and this one. Any other talk is off-topic.

>>149745599
I think hes strong mind.

>>149783047
>Be the most smug, arrogant fan base in world football
>Win absolutely shit all
>Get ripped the piss out of
>N-no please no bully guise ;_;

Any updates on the Bryan Mbeumo to Manchester United situation?

>>149783276
>>149782567
he is coming lads no worries, announcement at the end of the week and new GK soon too. Decent window I reckon.

>french striker Jean-Philippe Mateta and his representative met with Liverpool in Paris last days
This better be some bluff to get Isak. Fucking Mateta man....

>>149783251
Well you post about them often enough so they clearly mean a lot to you. Thank you for posting on-topic.

Any reply is proving me more and more correct and thank you for keeping it on-topic. 4chan is your life so keep it on-topic.

Can't even sing champions of Europe. Much less the world. Tinpot club.

>>149782952
A lot of posts about Arsenal don't directly mention them btw, they think this masks their obsession with them (it doesn't)

>Liverpool have Crystal Palace's Jean-Philippe Mateta on their target list for this summer. [Foot Mercato] claim Reds officials made a trip to Paris to hold talks with both the 28-year-old and his agent.

>Liverpool win a weak league and still need help from the refs to manage that
>LIVERPOOL HAVE PROBABLY THE BEST TEAM IN EUROPE! OBVIOUSLY THEY'LL WIN THE LEAGUE NEXT SEASON BUT BY HOW MANY POINTS?
>Chelsea win the Audi Cup - America Edition
>CHELSEA HAVE PROBABLY THE BEST TEAM IN EUROPE IF NOT THE WORLD! THEY'LL OBVIOUSLY WIN THE LEAGUE NEXT SEASON BUT BY HOW MANY POINTS?

Depressing how much this sub just doesn't know ball.

>>149783698
They ain't finna know ball. I've said for time on this ting blud. They ain't know it

>>149783698
Tbf this gen thought PSG was absolutely going to spank Chelsea

>Manchester United's out-of-favour players have been asked to only report for training after 5pm this week, once head coach Ruben Amorim and the rest of the first-team squad have already left Carrington.
>Marcus Rashford, Alejandro Garnacho, Jadon Sancho, Antony and Tyrell Malacia are not part of Amorim's plans for the coming season and were granted extra time away from the club to settle their uncertain futures earlier this month.
>Facilities remained open for the five players to use last week, should they wish, with Rashford attending and working separately from the rest of the squad.

>>149783958
this is based

>>149783958
>Facilities remained open for the five players to use last week
Who's locking up afterwards, Jim's sacked everyone

>>149782908
big if true

thread back on topic thank god

>>149781504
do people still listen to gary

>>149784087
Think of the electric bill. Last remaining menial wage employees will be getting P45s to make up for that shortfall.

>>149784108
my ears perked up a few weeks ago with something he said, otherwise no

>>149783958
Terrific
Make them work nights

>>149784108
When England are playing a major tourney I'll listen to him. I don't mind his football content.

it's pretty crazy that some retards think buzz cut nunez is better than ekitike, sesko, osimhen and mateta

>>149784242
We don't use that slur nowadays. We prefer the term 'Scousers'

>>149784242
I think Nunez trying to pull a reverse Samson is a mistake

>Manchester United’s out-of-favour players asked to report back to training this week after 5pm

>Players returning but only once Ruben Amorim and rest of the squad have trained earlier in day

/mug/chads, this is going to be another great year :)

posting the olds again

>>149762949
I've talked about it before in here, but his only issue is that he has a history of getting injured at least once per-season. Most historically don't last longer than a month, but it's Arsenal after all. You guys turn players into glass, especially LB's and RB's.

He has fantastic leadership qualities and will be vital for the youth development aspect behind the scenes. No doubt will be assigned Captain during your cup-ties. Long as you aren't looking to equal your red card total of last season, you shouldn't be needing to depend on him to bail you out.

Mad how Chelsea sorted out any financial fair play problems in just one summer

>>149784438
>win trophies
>get money
whoa, maybe arsenal should try winning then

It really is a mental illness isn't it

>>149783958
Based Amorim

There's a good chance Palmer wins the ballon d'or now I reckon

>>149781838
All time you need to include Aston Villa and Everton, above Arsenal and Chelsea

really crazy that chelsea somehow always win in international finals when the odds are against them

>spurs
champions of europe (jr)
>chelsea
champions of the world
>arsenal
???

>>149784438
UEFA rules are tougher and they only count earnings for the current year. Premier league have discussed moving to this model soon too.

>>149784779
The net spend champions you chud

>Former Manchester United defender Axel Tuanzebe is suing the club for alleged negligent medical advice.

What a hilarious football club

>>149784438
i dunno why people are kicking off about prize money but there was barely any fuss about them buying shit from themselves. at least the 100m came from something to do with playing football

>>149784779
champions of process trusting

>>149784779
the main subject in two generals of /sp/
champions of your empty mind

>>149784985
When was the parade for the empty mind trophy?

>EXCL: Brentford are showing initial interest in Omari Hutchinson as possible replacement for Bryan Mbeumo in case of exit with Man Utd on it.

>in case of exit
how embarrassing will it be if after all this time this transfer falls through

>>149784993
sadly no-one cares enough about you to organise one
and seeing as you never leave your smelly bedroom there likely never will be one
just a trophy which can float around your empty mind forever (until you neck yourself, hopefully soon)

Here we go, 18 hours of spam. He isn't obsessed or anything don't suggest that.

>>149784985
>>149785010
absolutely BOILING

All these posts are about Arsenal btw even though they don't count in the Ctrl+F goal tally
You do not get to claim 'I don't even care about them' afterwards

I genuinely thought this level of Arsenal obsession peaked with 190 but it seems not. What a fucking dogshit general this really is.

>>149785010
What 5 years no trophies but plenty of process trusting does to a nigga.....S M H

>>149785010
>seeing as you never leave your smelly bedroom there likely never will be one

Arsenal football club? Awful, frankly

do NOT talk about arsenal and their failures

you reckon chelsea will do a parade for winning a friendly?

he's mentioning his club name repeatedly for the huge Ctrl+f reveal he has planned to start the next thread

>>149784779
Champions of the ongoing transfer market anon. THEY ARE WINNING WITH THESE AMAZING BUYS FROM SUCH TOP CLUBS LIKE BRENTFORD AND F.C WHOMST?

Daily reminder that Liverpool are Premier League champions.

Frankly I don't want to hear about ANY clubs. Let's move to an year long nations league

You lot like Arsenal ?

>>149786003
We aren't allowed to talk about that club around here.

last week people complained it was all Liverpool talk, Liverpool this and Liverpool that. Even goldbridge became a Liverpool news channel, everywhere you turned it was Liverpool. Just glad we are able to see that there are 19 other teams in the prem outside liverpool
>>149785374
don't need the reminder Liverpool won, Liverpool supporters won't let us forget

>Ekitike and Newcastle, deal on.

>>149786003
I'm afraid we're not allowed to talk about this specific club and their constant failures please change the subject immediately please and thank you.

>>149785176
>friendly
I know Arsenal didn't win anything this season but there's no need to be petty.

>Fabrizio reporting Ekitike to Newcastle
Bring me Isak

>>149786627
I could see Gordon more than Isak since Jota has left

>ynr Mbuemo

>>149785374
>Liverpool wins twice in 20 years
>Doesn't let anyone forget
>Thinks they have legacy
Kloop 1 in 6 years was embarrassing in hindsight. Arsenal won't be any better if they won though.

someone convince me joao pedro is actually shit so i feel better pls

>>149787217
he's mint sorry

>>149787217
he is shit

>>149787217
he's alright

>>149787217
Seems like a clear upgrade over Jackson, already shown more ball control than Jackson in 2 years

>>149786627
You're getting Mateta.

>>149786627
Going to PSG or Chelsea

isak?
yea he's staying at the castle of saudi arabia.

>>149741608 (OP)
>Alisson
>Kerkez
>Van Dijk
>Konate
>Frimpong
>Szobos
>Gravenberch
>Macallistar
>Salah
>Wirtz
>Isak
where are the english players?

back to the Liverpool obsession

Why do Scousers suddenly think they can attract any player they want? Is it because they won a weak league or because they were the only club willing to pay the exorbitant fee for a player and signed two players no one else wanted?
It's all very, very bizarre stuff.

>>149787878
frimpong is english la

>>149787878
>Americunt trying to discuss football
Shouldn't you be watching an advert or shooting your neighbour, chunky?

Hello, is anyone selling any shit players?

hakuna mateta

>>149786627
>Isak's contract expires in 2028

>>149788165
Newcastle had to do some weird PSR mumbojumbo to escape punishment last season and you think they're dropping £130m on attackers without selling anyone?

>>149788214
>Gordon seconds away from going to Liverpool last summer
>Jota explodes so they need a winger even more now
>everyone still thinks it's Isak

>>149788100
who’s asking ?

That gold badge on the jersey is going to cause a lot of crash outs for the next 4 years. Lol.

NEW

>>149788232

>>149788232

>>149788232

>>149788232

get this gae shit out!