Thread 149744544

sleep hot day at the cricket edition
England
387
India
(118.4 ov) 387/9
bit boring innit

YFO

YFO

we're in here lads

HOWLING PARITY
cant even rmb last time that happened

>one innings shootout
MEME MATCH

>India lead by 0 runs
3 days of our lives we'll never get back lads

Crawley should be the nightwatchman, free wicket anyway.

>>149744645
Cricinfo has it as England v New Zealand at Headingley 2015: https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/743941.html

>>149744658
ODIchads wins again

>>149744669
I was going to ask
>did spaz mccum play in that?
captain of course!

>>149744669
nice

>long stop catch
>SCORES LEVEL
>England might send out opener nightwatchmen

>>149744669
>bowled out by stokes lmao

what's the difference, these two idiots will be out by end of morning session tomorrow anyway.

>last time it happened we got heemed by 200 runs
uh oh lads

chucker to get a wicket before stumps

>12 fucking minutes lost getting their pads on
Taking some tips from Bidians

WICKET
A DUCK ON HIS ANTI-BIRTHDAY

>>149744724
which one's crawley again?

>trolling bumrash & Co
Ok Creppy is alright

If Ben Duckett goes onto become a cricketing legend they could name a cricketing award after him in honour of his career, say the Golden Duckett.

>getting bantered (legitimately) by an Indian
exceptionally grim areas from England here.

lmao serves those time wasting cunts right. umpires are a fucking joke, troll on Zacky C.

Indians can't handle the banter

good end to a good day
roll on tomorrow

duckett grinning like a cheeky little cunt lol

>England lead by 2 RUNS
won the story me thinks

Indians will be raging

another 5 series picks for crawley secured

>TMS immediately tunes over to a wahmens game
aaaaaand off it goes

Daniel Day-Lewis, Gary Oldman, Dame Maggie Smith, Emma Thompson, Zak Crawley. Just the name of few of the UK’s best actors.

>>149744813
needs to do that down under and get the brisbane courier mail treatment

*dims the lights in criccy*
ahem...can i get a mic check, di lads?
and a 1..and a 2..and a..
https://youtu.be/P1b8z1h_rIs
x

really strong smell of poo in here

>>149744873
the windies are about to play

>>149744895
>>149744905

Magnum is just a glorified choc-ice

not heard much from zachy today
guess his new bedsit is a bust

wait on
there's a day/night test in the Caribbean¿?
what decade are we in liek lmoa

Has a team ever lost the narrative of the day as spectacularly as India just did?

I win all my narratives

Has a team ever lost the narrative of the day as spectacularly as England just did?

>>149744834
kekkKkkk

anything of note I missed in the last criccy fellas¿ thinkan of going back to have a quick gander ngl

>>149745021
>t.ausjeet

>>149745021
GOTTEM

>>149745021
>Alright, Crawley, this is what you do....

>Australia: 1 Usman Khawaja, 2 Sam Konstas, 3 Cameron Green, 4 Steven Smith, 5 Travis Head, 6 Beau Webster, 7 Alex Carey (wk), 8 Pat Cummins (capt), 9 Mitchell Starc, 10 Josh Hazlewood, 11 Scott Boland

OH BOY
IT'S TIME FOR
HIS LAND

>>149745058
>anything of note I missed in the last criccy fellas
India all out for the exact same score as England
Wonder how frequent that is

>>149745144
West Indies: 1 Mikyle Louis, 2 John Campbell, 3 Kevlon Anderson, 4 Brandon King, 5 Roston Chase (capt), 6 Shai Hope (wk), 7 Justin Greaves, 8 Alzarri Joseph, 9 Shamar Joseph, 10 Jomel Warrican, 11 Jayden Seales

>>149744967
more like I got banned for posting north Korea propaganda or something, some drunken histrionics

the flat is fine
It did seem bigger when I viewed but I suppose that's the human condition
the location is absolutely lovely

>>149745021
also England
all they had to console themselves with was the world cup
a dark day for english cricket

>>149745158
Bit of a change to the batting lineup, which is needed.

>>149745153
quite infrequent apparently fella
>more loses than wins

>>149745190
...yh thinkan crawler and Co will play for the draw eyequeem haaaa

My mum has bombarded me with a flatbed truck worth of Tarq furniture
I should be thankful, it beats no furniture at all

Mumsy put some furniture in her new bedsit did she?

>>149745299
nice

ICC about to kick up a stink over England Cricket's latest tweet

>>149745299
noice
hope they go with yer maharishi raincoat and designer cider swillin tastes fella x

yeah it's a peng coffee table to be honest (I chose it)

>>149745340
I'm sure it will x
Go down really well with my maharishi raincoat and designer ciders

>>149745173
Campbell still being there is ridiculous

time for the real match to start

thought it was a vase ngl >>149745360
x

>>149745326
https://twitter.com/englandcricket/status/1944098945178743118

KEK

Pregnant Asian MMF

>>149745367
Yah, I was surprised he kept his place. Obviously limited on the changes they can make.

wtf I thought this was Google
How do I delete that post

https://youtu.be/Vf7iLTlSroY?si=ZLZiH3Fs4B3mJWwb

Pavement

>>149745388
England getting the blame for the slow overs in the replies as predicted

Genuinely beginning to think i am just not natural talented at chess
quite strange because you would think I surely have good pattern recognition
maybe I just need more time

>>149745021
ausjeet my son

Been getting into Mahavishnu Orchestra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1UeJZfAr4c&list=OLAK5uy_lHtBOGxlvfiiklZU6oqoW1iEynv3s1_hI&index=2&pp=8AUB

Chess is only fun at the early stage when you are still puzzling it out and improvising. Then it become a dull grind to memorise more set plays than your opponent

Doing a poo (in the flat I own)

Just move the castle all the way over to the other side, piss easy pastime

you're not virginy enough to ever be good at chess
need to dedicate 8-12 hours a day to it. think about it, the people you play online are studying openings during the mornings and playing chess in the evenings. this isn't an open market like bouldering - you're not going to get out of the beginner zone in chess unless you're virginy enough

Another dropped catch??

HA HA HA
GROW SUM FAHKIN BALLS LUV

jeets get trolled and take the bait with a massive spergout in every series
even a newb like Konstas was able to do it
it's just far too easy

>>149745770
tbf aussies would probs do exact same thing

>you're not virginy enough to ever be good at chess
kek at this spacky cope. It’s unironically a skill issue you retard.

Should have gone to meet that Chinese girl in Liverpool 2nd date
That was the one chance I had to save my genome

super high iq batting from the australian openers.

>saving unathletic welsh genes
why

>>149745833
shut it you fat neek

>It did seem bigger when I viewed
ohnonono he got rugpulled
no refunds sarrrr

>unathletic Welsh genes
https://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?si=qlcMQbXbXZkNlk-I

I will keep breaking cups until my left hand looks wrong
Until my miracle drugs write the miracle song

>>149745977
>viewed it only once
>no survey

guess that's standard for rentals though?

/cric/ is a Cameron Winter general

woah Nathan Lyon got dropped

not sure I could give any less of a fuck if I tried x

yes saar of course these are the standards don't forget that doing the needful and not getting the freehold is also completely standard

>>149745963
LMAO GONE GOTTEM Bowen on the ropes

can't believe bindians got riled up by the oldest tricks in the book lmao

>>149746075
>dropped
or it’s just conditions dictating not picking a spinner

>No pozzies in for >their test
>no windians in
latter not surprising

exposed themselves here haven't they lol
pozzies more like cazzies

they're at church

it's 5:40 in NSW and 3:40 in WA in fellas

innot*

really strong smell of poo in this thread

1st and 2nd reply ITT

>>149744914
Your mum was enjoying my magnum last night champ

iykwim ha ha

kek love when the part timer gets a wicket

seems like such a rando move to put Cam Green at 3 but against >our current bowling attack he'll probably do really well. did Mitch Marsh retire or injured?

>>149744914
>>149746666
GONE GOTTEM

>>149746710
Yah, Marsh is injured. Back I believe. I think, with Greens recent back injuries, they want to see how he does in a top order batting position.

>Sabina 85% empty
lads, think the West Indies has fallen.

Cam Green will score a career defining 214 at Brisbane come December

Can Green?

Nice big pay packet to the 3rd umpire there from the ACB

Where’s AusPaddy?

>>149747105
He’s out burning bonfires. It’s a big weekend for our Irish cousins, celebrating some battle or something

based australia playing a really brainful innings here. we have to go back to how it was

The Age of the Baz is over. The Time of Tavare has begun

>>149747572
did u know his brother played some uncle fester lookalike in a harry potter film

oh actually his cousin i think, whatever.

>>149747105
Got given a few stern words from certain man in the 4chan brass

unironically don't post "Not really into cricket anymore" like certain well foreheaded man did the other day.
it'll attract jannies who will ignore the tolerance for off-topic posting during test matches, and start taking pot shots at people who do not discuss sport whatsoever.

>>149747105
haven't seen that persona for years

>>149747736
suspect you're a tattle tale

nope, i got warned too earlier today.
used to get banned sometimes when britjeet still posted here.

might watch some of the Aus test since their own posters can't be bothered to wake up and follow along

In absolute awe of Scam Green's strike rate

i wonder if he acts like his cousin Chris Tavare batted at the crease.
seven hours in costume on set, two completed takes.

brainful innings from uzzie

windies looking rather niggardly here tbqhwy

what a catch

Bottled his century (of balls faced)

why is kagiso rabada in the comms box?

Steve Smitbh trades in boundaries.

>>149748149
WDSTWH

>>149744867
*flips the switch, lights go low in the spot*
mic check, senpai..can the cric crew hear me¿
and a one time, two times, let’s roll with the beat..
https://youtu.be/l3LFML_pxlY

Didn't think Smith would be the brainletbasher of the group

>australia playing test
>not a single (actual) australian

>>149748720
he only trades in boundaries

>>149748744
they're 11 british citizens?

brb
maybe with another chOooooOoon :))

>a whole documentary about the spanish coach kissing one of his players after winning the world cup
brutal

good MOOOOOning /cric/ moo moo mooo

you wouldn't steal a quick single

ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN

GONE

It was bound to happen.

>windies spinners get loads of spin off this pitch
>pozzies didn’t select Lyon

rated R cricket
disgraceful

indians make me racist

stream lads
https://freestreams-live.fi/bt2-cric/

why are >we bothering literally destroyed windies in the first 2 tests series is over lol

buffer for BGT thrashing fella
>what is WTC

just woke up
didn't realise I could watch aus test in the mornings if I get up early

>>149749895
this will be the last ever time we play them in tests

they could easily start tests at 10am or even 9am. the historical reason, dew on the grass, is literally not an issue anymore, even if it is there's millions of quid worth of tech to clear up the pitch.
reckon its clubs that hold onto the 11am start because it gives more time in the morning for people to turn up and nobody will be buying food and drink concessions at 9-11am.

*yyyaaAAAAAAWWWNS OBNOXIOUSLY in yer face*

this c tier aussie team would obliterate england
hope they cancel the ashes tour, last time they came here they fired their entire coaching staff, hired a peewee to coach them, invented spazball which failed miserably and are now struggling at home on pajeet tier curated flat pitches
looking grim for englel, dont think the paki or nog theyll be bringing with them will last one day

he's shaking, he's shaking.

>>149750249
fookin' oath moite

>>149748540
*slides the fader, casting a warm glow*
soundcheck, fellas—mics primed to soar¿ ..ya¿?..alri then...
https://youtu.be/_1nKGVDhQ60

>>149750317
honestly for the sake of england cricket and its sanity its for the best
grim times ahead for you lad, looking forward to the more of a wogball country posts

tell 'em cobba

no aura from the new age aus team
simple not scared of them and they just lost to shit effrika
who are we meant to be afraid of anyway? the 80 year old bowling attack and Marnoos Lapoochange? lmao

>>149750202
I've been calling for changes for a while now.
Lunch also shouldn't be 40mins. 20mins each for lunch and tea, and even that is too long, maybe lets go for 15mins each.
Rain should alter lunch and tea too. Nothing drives me insane more than the game being off for rain and then as soon as it clears the umpires call lunch.
Finally, the formalities around rain are outdated as well. When the rain clears, why do the umpires have to wait 15mins to check the field, and then if its clear they give a 15min notice to the players? Its your fucking job, everyone be ready to play at the drop of a hat and stop wasting time.

FUCK

englel are scared of 3rd tier poo bowlers
thinking poot retires mid ashes due to 'health reasons' and leaves poor old brook there to heem his average lmao

not sure about this cricket headline tbqh

>>149750663
kek

Alexa, my la, from 2020, which bowler holds most wickets against Australian test team¿

>The Barmy Army and Long Room lovingly claps you off and worships you as you tell their countrymen they are castrated
Just when you think it couldn't get any worse

keKkkk MANY SUCH CASES

When Australians are in chains and they see someone free, they don't think, "Hey, why aren't I free too?" They think, "Hey, why isn't he in chains too!?

I'd rather be dead than live in england

>>149750749
??

>>149750812
Lots of your countrymen love staffing our bars in London, purportedly for cheaper coke.

I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character

- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

no wonder they shot him then

I look to a day when African cricketers will not be selected by the color of their skin, but on the merit of their ability

GOTTEM
GONE
PISS OFF

(smith a couple of overs ago)

suspicious cricketing deaths?
>bob woolmer
>hansie cronje
>shane warne

work called

>>149751000
Peter Roebuck

shamar hates australians

>>149750825
Hmm, dunno whats worse. paying $350 for a gram of coke or living in London.

>living somewhere so you can get cheaper drugs
had a new theory recently that normies are the real autists

drugs are gay

keep the disrespect for Shane Warne to a minimum.

shamar always finds a way to force himself into the game, just won't take no for an answer

i hate drugs

>>149751000
Don Bradman

asked for suspicious deaths not suspicious careers haha

Alex Carey only trades in boundaries.

The joke is rape

>>149751227
>suspicious careers
meant bumrah btw

true

don't blush baby

how many overs left?

>>149751421
over 9000

>>149751480
hmmm that's 9000 new balls

75 overs a day, so only a few left.

Greaves got Head

An unheadian inning

>>149751507
back in my day we bowled 96 overs a day and we didn't come off the field till we had

i posted "ali removes head" a couple of years ago and it got loads of (You)s like it hadn't been posted before but it had been

Pat Cummins only trades in boundaries.

>>149751552
Sure, grandad. And I bet you werent allowed to change the ball when you havent taken a wicket in a while ;)

Fatrick Bummins

200 in a day night test is like scoring 600 in England

A Starc situation

basically all out after the next wicket, hazelwood bats like an U/12s player whos scared of the ball.

embarrassing that, fella
thats boland, our greatest bowler ever, not some fuckwit from bendemere

>>149751912
wat?

>>149751999
see >>149751845

>>149752027
spelt hazlewood wrong so deleted it, i was just saying that after the next wicket when he comes in our innings is over coz he cant bat, spastic.

>>149751796
kekkkKkkk ..klassique ngl

?

>>149752100
didn't take you as a smoker

Inscryption is undoubtedly one of the best video games of all time.
Top 3 for me, but top 10 for a more generalised tastebud.

Inception is undoubtedly one of the best films of all time.
Top 3 for me, but top 10 for a more generalised tastebud.

>>149752200
ehh, found it a bit cheesy - more of a fan of Shutter Island me

im not, fella >>149752144
just puffin' my chest after a gimmick liek that innit x

Starc contrast between Mitchell with the red ball and the pink ball

Hazlewood has that Victorian era school bully physiognomy ie Flashman

mitchell starc with the pink ball is the best bowler the worlds ever seen

A noticeable lack of wickets

i can’t wait to eat some chocolate

>>149752488
oh no no no

>>149752570
kevlonbros....the villain mitchell starc has defeated us

STUMPS!!!
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD

left my wife and kids kek

Missed today. Did anyone look promising at all at the crease, or was it more of the same shit?

Few people dealt in boundaries but it was pretty fucked out there
Day night tests are kinda an abomination

Forgot to check the cricket scores

>Aussies all out for 225
Was the pitch super spicy?

>India and Eng tied after the first innings
What a poolapse. They were only a few runs behind with 4 wickets in hand when I last checked.

PVI

Which is the funniest movie ever?

>>149756680
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11347692/

indian animal rekt compilation #4

>movie
FOY

>>149756680
slumdog millionaire

>>149756680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

Decided I don't like day/night test cricket.
>>149756680
Supertroopers

didn't realise this was at adelaide, port home crowd very unimpressive!
Many Such Cases!

Bustling with activity this thread

>>149756358
Pitch seems fine. Lots of shit shots and bad footwork.

india will chase around 320 to win
expecting a big poolapse today

>>149757089
Only 5 years left
I can't w8 to be superpower

England will be all out before tea
t. knower

Crawley scores a century and teabags Subhuman Gill

>Australia suffered a dramatic collapse of 7 for 68
KEK
just give us the ashes already

Any cricketing moments?
I do.

nuts they're still giving cuckawja and steve 'cheat' shit these glaring chances to stat-pad their deadend careers and they still fail.

poolapse looms

POOLAPSE
HE'S GONE
TAKEN FOR 3 ON HIS BIRTHDAY

how funny is GONEposting eh? really original too, love it!

DON'T post about wickets being taken

I dislike camera angles of players with the sight board taking up the background. Makes it look like the ground is empty.

crawley is CLUELESS!

tension in the TMS box again

we'll have a review thanks mate

close one

pooview

just found out Crawley averages 32 in FC cricket lmao
I thought he'd have 40 there at least
how did this lad ever get picked?

*head bobbing intensifies*

>>149757978
>his father Terry is a retired City of London futures trader who had begun his working life as a carpet fitter, before becoming one of Britain's highest-paid men and making the Sunday Times Rich List following his change of profession

>>149757978
rob key's boytoy

lunch:
slices of finely sliced chicken breast
bit of stuffing
freshly toasted baguette, lightly buttered
side pot of gravy for dipping

Based squishy-faced midget Ducky.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS SAKE

GOTTEM

Some amazing TMS commentary there from Cook

Fucked it.

100sr though so a nice bazzy innings

>that's clarity of thought from Duckett
>shows you he's looking good
>out next ball
kek

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM YOU SMELLY BROWN BASTARDS

Bit much wasn't it

>>149758026
What did he say

fucking stupid shot. what a mong

>>149758037
Said that this is Duckett's favourite position to be in and he does extremely well from it
Out next ball

>>149758026
I'm stuck listening to boring cunt ravi. I'd rather Cook.

like it or not Siraj is a kino heel

>>149758035
he let his mohammadean instincts take over

Good to see some physical and verbal aggression for Siraj. This is what cricket should be about. Tempers, violence and hopefully fights off the pitch.

We need more cinema. We need more boundaries. Cricket needs to evolve.

wew if that's what they do to Duckett imagine the seethe if they get Crawley

Quite like the fact that this India team is so unlikeable
Great drama always needs antagonists
Even more unlikeable with Kohli at the helm thoughever, shame he became so mentally cooked

So many indians in the crowd today, thought they weren’t allowed into Lords?

>>149758052
kek he's going to be losing all his fee for this match now
bowling - he does it for free

>>149758052
TIME TO CHUCK THE BALL

England and India are both going to get banned from Lord's at this rate

the fucking irony of a pom complaining about the opposition being unlikeable

>>149758070
match fee is a paltry amount compared to their central contracts and sponsorships

>>149758083
we have a team of 11 good blokes on the field tyvm

>>149758083
english people are the most likeable people on earth

every opposition team is unlikeable to aussies, they spend whole series seething and making up things to seethe at in their head based on some perceived micro-aggression

it's a strange pathology

>>149758091
I thought muslims were universally hated though?

Full toss is the best bowl in cricket
Why not just do that all day. Chucking pies

Australians
>objectively the biggest cheats in the history of the game
also Australians
>seethes uncontrollably when someone legally requests a ball change

>>149758087
the ICC want you to believe that he doesn't straighten his arm after this and that it stays like that until release

>>149758106
umm yeah that's why Siraj was cited as unlikeable mate.

Remember when Zacky C bazzed Cummins for four on the first ball of the Ashes?

reckon 250 would be enough here

zak crawley just earned himself another 5 tests

Excellently positioned inside cut shot there

IVE FOUND A REASON FOR ME
TO CHANGE WHO I USED TO BE
A REASON TO START OVER NEW
AND THE REASON IS YOU

>>149758087
>not going for the mankand

Whatever happens with the result it's a good effort from England, with India being allowed to play 12 men (not for the first time).

Creepy crawley

>>149758160
says a lot that he wouldn't do another controversial move when he's already protected by the ICC to chuck

I think the main thing is everyone had fun

>allowed to play a new keeper for your bowling innings only
>allowed a chucker to throw it at the stumps
amazing that England scored 100 in either innings desu

Cook sounds kinda weird

kinda weird they keep throwing it out wide
they should throw it at the stumps eventually the batter will miss one and be out

Australia and India have contrived to ruin this sport over the decades. It's insane how obsessed they are with winning at what's only a summer activity, to the point where rules are bent and standards are lowered and lowered forever more.

Wait why do they have a new keeper?

sounds kind of cooked iykwim haha

Nasser Hussain needs to make his mind up... is he English or Indian ? make your mind up you ponce.

india should probably request a ball change

will devote my billion dollar nest egg to the education and edification of the fact that zappa sucks complete shit.

>>149758183
Pant took a knock to his finger when catching a ball on the 1st day and had to go of. Rules of the game state that he can sit with his feet up in the dressing room while India field and a sub can take his place. Then he can take his place in the batting lineup as if nothing has happened. It's like having a designated hitter.

think it's 'zampa' mate

how early in the day is this game? how long will i have to stay up to watch it?

>>149758214
45 mins into morning session.
So about 7 hours more.

>>149758214
Just started m8

The gf

pink ball bowling at batting stats shouldn't be counted or should be split into Tests (D/N) stats
completely different game really

>>149758219
>>149758220
might need to have some amphetamines then
or i could just not watch it

>>149758224
insists on herself a bit

she looks AI generated
Pant probably liked the pic

If I were fielding and my hat blew off while running after the ball I'd have to stop and pick it up.

>>149758258
I'd use my hat as a lasso to stop the ball in its tracks.

>>149758269
based rayman

need at least another 350 runs here (won't happen)
not much in the pitch but our batting is genuinely shite, except Root

>>149758251
a lot of women brush up their pics so can kinda give that vibe too
hard to find a picture of a woman by a woman that isn't modified in some way

>>149758273
Wouldn't ever need to go upstairs if Rayman was at the crease.

are you legally allowed to use your cap to catch the ball in the field? you should be, would add a new skill to the game

Sewage and bumrash

call me autistic but that was a beautiful forward defense

>>149758297
autistic

>that comment
>followed by that name
>and that location
lel

they call him autistic but that was a beautiful forward defense

>>149758304
rude

>>149758313
Danpreet from Beford chiming in earlier too

Right well that should be Poop fucked off out of the side now.

bat first

GONE
FUCK OFF
YOU'RE OUT YOU CUNT

>>149758313
Bazinga!

>>149758313
That guy is up at 3am to watch the country his parents abandoned play cricket.

bugger

On one hand, every western country in the world being flooded with Indians so tech bros can pay them half of what locals would get paid is bad.. but on the other hand, they could have been Nigerians or Indonesians instead.

Fuck i wanna big bawl of butter chicken im hungry as fuck

any thoughts on me doing a dexy?

that looked like it was clipping to me
the poos def cooked the drs

Looked more like umpire's call really but it's India so they get the benefit of the doubt I suppose.

I love butter chick because its so easy to eat you can just eat a massive pile of it its so good

Mohammad > Pope

just fell asleep

>>149758364
I dont know what a dexy is

England are gonna be fucked without Joe

>>149758378
probably a drug

>>149758378
drugs that make u stay up to watch the cric

>>149758382
We're already fucked without Jimmy and Stuart. Toothless bowling 'attack'.

>>149758353
ausjeet my son

>>149758251
She is real

is real...israel...
think about it

>>149758385
just dont go to bed

>>149758392
They are legends and won’t be replaced for years

>>149758415
were it so easy

weird how Pope is only a very slightly better version of Crawley but doesn't get nearly the same amount of criticism

>>149758405
palestine... pal is stine... stein... hmm

>>149758440
wbrat

>>149758431
>Cricinfo: Matt Roller has been digging in Ollie Pope's numbers, and points out that his average in the third and fourth innings has sunk below 20 - the worst of any specialist batter in England's Test history. In fact, no specialist batter in Test history has batted as often in the third and fourth innings and averaged less

He's fucking shit

>>149758431
Crawley has the Key thing, nobody knows why Poop's still in.

why did the simpsons call the only indian character 'a poo'?

CRAWLEYNG IN MY SKIN

CRAP CRAWLEY

that's all three free wickets gone

>>149758400
I'd like to vera her djikman if you know what I mean.
also, gawn.

le scores under 30 and out man

wonderful 20+ score there, he's a lock for the next 20 tests minimum

"crappy" crawley

>>149758452
90's racism innint. they even got a white guy doing a racist impression!

How does Crawley still have a gig

it was a different time

fellas x

>>149758495
He gives this beautiful man great head

Rumour has it you get into the Test lineup if your cock's longer than his forehead

King of the Hill did the obligatory "token immigrant character" much better than the Simpsons. he hates the locals, is succesful but isn't explained much why, forbids his daughter from interacting with Bobby and other local boys, and the other characters are mildly (not overtly) racist towards him. that's much more realistic than Apu.

>>149758501
Bring back Rory burns haha

>>149758542
Actually Burns is the only other opener with more than 30 tests with a worse average than Poorly.

stats suggest it's time for a sibley/lees recall

>>149758500
hello?

Is there no one else they can pick instead of Crawley

>>149758619
me

>>149758619
Jacob Bethell but throwing a 21yo out into the 4th test vs India to fix a long-term issue hmmmm.

seems like there are as many aussies itt as there are bongoloids? whats up with that?

i just want to SCREAM

>>149758669
AFL blowies.

>>149758608
hi :))

>>149758674
dont accuse me of that

Hasn't Pope averaged something like sub 20 the past 2 years what the fuck is he still doing in the team

>>149758681
NRL blowies or PSW blowies.

>>149758683
The score against ZIM

>>149758678
watching eng v ind mate? hope ur well

WALLOP

BROOK has bindia COOKED

he'll be out for 38

a brisk 38

Don’t wanna go to work tomorrow

>>149758690
...yh..not glued to it, but got it on in the bg fella x

the bazzing has commenced

>>149758709
just dont turn up mate you dont have to

Harry Brook averages 59 with a best of 317
objectively the greatest England batshomosapien of all time

>>149758639
Start now and he'll at least have some experience by the time ashes rolls around. Can't seriously be thinking of sticking with Crawley long term, he's been given more than enough rope and he's hung himself repeatedly.

>>149758712
nice m8. possibly the best way to watch cricket (after sitting on the couch and drinking beers the whole time of course)

crawley is the best batsneanderthal of all time

>>149758729
x

What the fuck was that

what a fucking spastic

This is some braindead batting lads.

Imagine getting out like that by some smelly slow pie chucker

I love a retarded sweep attempt.

this bazball stuff is fucking hilarious
they don't care about the result or something?

gotta admit decent ball that

>>149758772
Bazball is the reason theres 9 people in here right now

spasticated batspersoning

>Final over. Marple CC need one run to win. Bramhall CC need five wickets.
>All five wickets were taken and the match was tied.

>>149758669
8pm is a good time for watching criggy

regretting taking that dexy now

happy owner of a Beurer MG151

>>149758790
you’ll be running til midnight iykwim haha

>>149758787
was the 6th wicket taken overnight?

>>149758809
Nah it was just missing from the source video for some reason

>>149758762
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>>149758772
lmao look at these retarded aussies thinking that stupid things like "winning" matter in cricket

imagine being a lurker lol

lurked 4chan since 2008 and decided to finally make my first post. how do you do fellow imageboardians?

>Fantastic passage of play there and a little bit of punch back from England.
>What are we 10 minutes before lunch and Harry Brook looks to play that shot?
can't have it both ways boomers this is cricket now

>>149758821
4-0 Ashes coming your way.

Just imagine if we had Sibley opening instead of Crawley
Would have worked his way to a solid 8* (84) by now and set us up with a solid platform after lunch

>>149758787
all still better than Crawley

>>149758838
but you'll be on the edge of your seat the whole time!

might be hard to win back the ashes with one good batsmoid and no bowlers

>>149758845
Yeah when Boland rips through them like he ripped through India.

>>149758835
lurk moar

thats lunch fellas

>>149758787
the trickle down effects of bazball

>>149758845
more like on the edge of my bed being noshed off by your mum

Why doesn't RedBull get more involved in cricket?

>>149758918
Saw they were sponsoring some "backyard cricket" shite that keeps popping up on my social media, so they do a little bit at least

>time for a recovery partnership a we've lost 3 wickets within an hour
>nah think I'll just play some meme sweeps and get out
I like bow bazball is all about committing unforced errors. doesn't need much skill from the bowling attacks when you're just there to slog everything

>>149758930
all looks like jeet shite so have blocked it on my algo

1. who's winning?
2. what's for lunch?

>>149758930
stuart broad in it by chance?

>>149758952
not bad

Can't wait for Stokes to be out for a solid 23 (47)

>>149758787
why does this pitch look so small

>>149758802
if i dont have another one by then LOL

get my tax return on the 15th, gotta chose between a sako model 90 or a vs caprice
any advice?

>>149759055
what switch do they each have? and are they pre-built or you have to put them together? what keycaps are you thinking of?

is this a joke

>>149759093
>made in england

>>149759093
yes
they are made in pakistan and finished (put in a box and sold)in England
big difference
quality has plummeted

kookaburras are still made in aussie right (dont have the heart to look it up and find they arent)

>>149759218
yes

>>149759238
epic (might apply for a job)

On further investigation, Dukes balls have been made in Pakistan since the 80's. It has been the last season or 2 thats brought the ball into question. Is it quality of hide, thats one of the main factors but doesn't explain what we are seeing.

Opinion is that the Dukes ball is suffering due to flatter harder wickets and a change in playing style and a general dryer climate. It means the leather is deteriorating a lot quicker.
Should we change ball, increase new ball availability

are bongs still asleep or summat? why the threads dead?

should be demoted to a counts ball lol

>>149759311
just woke up mate

>>149759319
dno what time is it there mate good morning or evening i guess

Good morning, 'tis the crack of dawn

>>149759329
1:42PM
woke up a few minutes ago

>>149759349
based neet

I am beautiful
no matter what they say
Words can’t bring me down

>nick first ball
>keeper drops it
>it was a no-ball anyway
clown show

>>149758986
>root vegetable soup
i see what they've done there

leading by 100. story won

>whole team appeals like it's a plumb warnie flipper
>don't review
cheats

>>149759363
Everyone in /cric/ is beautiful

incredibly disappointed in you all

I just watched an advert where some indian dude threw a circle of nan bread into a pan and put butter on it, then what appears to be jam

might try

Who watches cricket in this country other than brown people and the privately educated

all 20 UK posters on /cric/ for a start

just started really
quite enjoyed it

>>149758979
Stokes has been and some of the Indian chaps too I think, wouldn't be surprised if Broad has as well

I am diabolical

>>149759520
They're all brown and/or privately educated

so England need at least 250, preferably 300+
then bowl india out
I reckon its doable

The vibes are off

IN THE DICK IN THE DICK

lmao, thank you stump mic

now that's what I call ball tracking

COCK SHOT

bit sad that the warner me nuts webm isn't in circulation anymore

Really lost in life but don’t care anymore

any chance of a bake

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