Thread 149748965

Main card (ESPN / ESPN+)

Heavyweight Derrick Lewis vs. Tallison Teixeira
Welterweight Stephen Thompson vs. Gabriel Bonfim
Featherweight Calvin Kattar vs. Steve Garcia
Featherweight Nate Landwehr vs. Morgan Charrière
Heavyweight Vitor Petrino vs. Austen Lane
Light Heavyweight Junior Tafa vs. Tuco Tokkos


Preliminary card (ESPN / ESPN+)
Welterweight Max Griffin vs. Chris Curtis
Welterweight Jake Matthews vs. Chidi Njokuani
Women's Flyweight Lauren Murphy vs. Eduarda Moura
Heavyweight Kennedy Nzechukwu vs. Valter Walker
Lightweight Mitch Ramirez vs. Mike Davis
Women's Strawweight Fatima Kline vs. Melissa Martinez

The Chris looking sharp.

>>149748965 (OP)
steven mother fucking wonderboy mother fucking thompson

I HATE THE "OWNERS" OF THE UFC

>>149748987
Bum. Can. Fraud.

Since when is the UFC on ESPN?

post your wmma face

EVERYONE in this thread is loved. EVERYONE in this thread is cherished.

Be strong!

Jake Matthews looking too fuck tonight hopfully

Yeah not watching this crap

40 year old man btw

where's megan

>>149748992
And yet here you are, spending your Saturday night watching it

>>149749007
long time bro

Hmm I think I'll clean my room tomorrow

>>149749044
hopefully not much longer

Brazil has never won the WW belt.
Why is that?
I think only Demian, RDA and Burns had a title shot. RDA was for the interim belt by the way

>>149749035
are you retarded? you must be if you think im watching that absolute shit lmao

>>149749029
Jones bodied that freak.

>>149749053
Why did you let it get messy?

>Tallison Teixeira
>is tall

I would rather watch a montage of assholes taking shits than this card.

>>149749074
What are you doing instead?

UFC needs to go back to FUEL TV and stop pretending this sorry ass product deserves prime time

>>149749098
The ebb and flow of life

>>149749109
That's really nasty and probably not true.

>>149749117
Bitching on 4chan apparently.

this bitch messigan as shit

>>149749117
venting my hatred of aris on 4chan, cant you read?

I'm tucked in ready to drift off and skip this trash

This card is a lowkey spicy banger cazzie filter

why can women beat the fuck out of they're spouse but as soon as theyre fighting another woman they shit the bed

strong crop picking physiognomy

>first fight
>wmma
why would daner do this to us

>>149749154
Factual post.

>>149749166
their*

Who's the skirt

why tf is dis bitch walking out to waka waka

>>149749168
This fights gonna be a fucking banger.

>>149749166
Notify the police dude. It's not okay what your wife is doing to you.

I know a guy that looks exactly the same as Teixeira.
Same face, same color, same balding (his is complete already tho), same voice, talks the same way, same type of jokes, same laughter, same body (he is fatter now).
The only difference is that he is a 170~175cm manlet.

Derrick Lewis vs. Tallison Teixeira
Stephen Thompson vs. Gabriel Bonfim
Calvin Kattar vs. Steve Garcia
Nate Landwehr vs. Morgan Charriere
Vitor Petrino vs. Austen Lane
Junior Tafa vs. Tuco Tokkos

>>149749166
is this a cry for help?

>>149749155
You ever going to actually do something about it or just spend your whole life crying?

>>149749159
one egg and some green shit
wtf is that peasant portions of food

>>149749168
Daner loves short, ugly goblinas with zero ass and tits.

>>149749202
you missed my picks bloddy benchod

>>149749194
>>149749203
my gf is literally 300lbs, I don't think I'll make it past this year

>>149749206
rabbi is glowing

>>149749206
Hello glowie

>these women are in their mid 20s
holy shit

I like these Mexicans who look Chinese.

>>149749206
no

>>149749220
post pics of the whale

>>149748965 (OP)
see that the first fight of the card is wmma, so I decide to tune in 20 minutes after it starts... shit is just starting 20 minutes late.

>>149749207
She probably made it for little Joey B he don't need a big portion

>>149749127
No

>>149749231
Unironically thought it was a leafette when I didn't see the flag properly

whats the best streaming option atm? i always used to go for meth and crack but they got raped

>>149749202
Derrick Lewis
Stephen Thompson
Steve Garcia
Nate Landwehr
Austen Lane
Junior Tafa

why was that mexican in the crowd doing the nazi salute?

Believe, achieve, conceive, creampie

>>149749202
Lewis
Bonfim
Garcia
Charriere
Petrino
Tafa

>>149749241
You literally have sex with biological males.

>>149749236
it always takes 15-20 minutes for the first fight to start

>>149749202
Teixeira
Thompson
Garcia
never heard of these. Morgan
Pedtrino
Tafa

>>149749271
Please stop tormenting my life.

I reckon we can keep ben askren alive forever if we keep donating.

>>149749202
Teixeira
Bonfim
Garcia
Landwehr
Petrino
Tafa

>>149749202
lewis
wonderboy
garcia
landwehr
petrino
tafa

>>149749260
imagine what her torta smells like, surely the finest salsa roja

>>149749281
Good, we want him to suffer as much as possible

>>149749281
You can replace his lungs but you can never make him take a shower.

these ladies are going AT IT

>>149749305
It's more his wife I think about

*kicks the air*

>>149749278
You deserve it.

When haters criticize Ari, they often inevitably resort to antisemitism. You can just disregard them.

why dont women have a twerk off instead of fighting

Send Ben Askren 2-3 years khabib's gym and forget.

I'm gonna post it

>>149749202
Derrick Lewis
Gabriel Bonfim
Calvin Kattar
Morgan Charriere
Vitor Petrino
Tuco Tokkos

>>149749330
why don't women have a twerk on my dick and I decide who wins

>>149749328
That's true

>>149749330
twerking is more trashy than fighting

>>149749343
PVZ's butthole?

Nice tan lines honey

I'm getting bored of modern methodical mma bros

>>149749329
disregard this

Strong first round from both fighters. It could really go either way. 10-8 Martinez

>>149749202
Derrick Lewis
Gabriel Bonfim
Calvin Kattar
Morgan Charriere
Vitor Petrino
Junior Tafa

>>149749202
Teixeira
Bonfim
Kattar
Landwehr
Petrino
Tokkos

>>149749367
Freedom is a choice.

The Bride of Gamrot

>>149749329
yeah you can just discard jews

i think the ufc girls should make out with each other in the center of the cage during the breaks between rounds

I grow tired of these antisemitic posts.

I have Bruce Buffer fatigue

I smell like unwashed balls, I'm scared

>>149749417
I wont stop.

>>149749330
>he doesn't know Nastya Nass

bunch of filthy fuckin Helwanis killing sport I LOVE

THEY WILL DEVOUR YOU

>>149749383
any cute nipesses in this?

>>149749428

same, i just mute it

Babby Vito is born already!?

TMD

Thing is that low level mma is often better and more exciting while lower level wmma is even worse.

Vito is not Italian

>>149749231
native americans migrated from asia. it is speculated from siberia specifically. the ones who didn't wander too far south look pretty nice

Michael McDonald wails like an retar

This is what antisemitic posters look like.

A bunch of FAT, UGLY, LOSERS who will NEVER. EVER. Have sex.

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

BUM!

SHEEEM

Was that a finish?????

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

SHEEEEEEEEEEM

not a heem

this'll be the only finish of the night

come get her

HAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAhHAHAHAh

That's Leon Edwards, right there

USA IS SO BACK

brutal SHEKO

>>149749029
Lol the guy who got DMed by the duck is from my city, if I ever run into him, I'm buying him a drink for making us laugh

Vito Olivi is an anagram for Olio Vitvi

SHEEM

Santa puta

sometimes this sport feels disgraceful to watch

>>149749533
>dubs of prophecy
it's over

Enjoying the free entertainment, at what cost?

>sanko on commentary
That’s how you KNOW it’s a dogshit card

They aren't sending their best

>>149749555
*Vito benavidez

fucking hate her accent.

>Christ Cuck
Dropped

>>149749536
mind your business Moor

she sounds like a stereotypical jew from south park

Fatima should lose the dyke cut

>>149749578
We're excited it's over bappa

Anyways im out. You bunch of jacobs.

>that hair
realistically speaking, how broken do you have to be to become a mma fighter as a woman?

>>149749202
Teixeira
Bonfim
Kattar
Charriere
Petrino
Tokkos

I didnt even watch this but I felt a moment of peace knowing a wmma fight had ended

why do these retards always need to chant usa

ramirez looks juiced

>>149749567
can you mouthy south americans say something nice when you talk geez

>>149749627
Because it makes you seethe USA USA USA

I don't mind this music but it's definitely not what I would expect.

>>149749612
To be a successful one, the more broken you are the better. Im talking full blown rape.

>>149749597
She cute thoZ. Its why the jews win

Blanchfield finna get the strap-on tonight

>>149749627
You have to go back

>>149749620
Just read up on the last few issues of Berserk and the sand people locked Guts up into some stupid magic tree for reasons not explained, I think the bloom is off the rose

>fatima kline
arab first name, jewish last name

what is she?

>>149749612
broken enough to be erin blanchfield's stud. that's her greatest accomplishment in the world of mma, i'm actually quite jealous

>>149749612
only like 40%

>>149749202
The Black Beast.
Bonfim.
Garcia.
Chairriere.
Petrino.
Tokkos.

>>149749653
American.

>>149749653
New Yorker

>thirdies seething
GO BACK TO MEXICO, SHITSKIN

>>149749642
What happened to Joanna

10 bings knuckchads

>>149749687
No one asked. No one cares. Kys retarded tranny.

fatima kline is a slightly swarthier version of rose namjunas

>>149749687
No one asked. No one cares. Kys retarded tranny.

>>149749678
in my basement I fear

>>149749678
She was raped by her alcoholic father.

>>149749687
Can I make the gamethread?

>>149749646
not necessary. fatima's clit will be fully engorged and ready for insertion

>>149749687
>ricchi and durian dfighting cans
should be at least 2 kos anyway

Someone clip the face that lose girl made from the head kick

>>149749678
Worst of them all, she is my wife

>>149749704
Source?

lmao anyone have a gif of that chicken leg knockout that was just on the replay? griffon or osmething?

megan olivi

I am asking Joanna to solve the bungussy equation and not allowing her to leave

I dont mind jews.

>>149749705
If you want but it’ll be dead

>>149749202
Lewis
Thompson
Garcia
Landwehr
Petrino
Tokkos

who is this bimbo, is dana fucking her? (if you know what I mean)

>>149749726
Sanko > olivi

>>149749732
nonsense!

>>149749653
Has a bible verse on her insta
I'm curious about her now too.

>>149749653
brown

>>149749735
So be it.

>>149749743
me > you
respectfully

>>149749758
Lmao

>>149749687
hell yeah
keep us posted

>>149749752
OT or NT? If it's OT then it could just be the Torah.

Ramirez wins the walkout song

much like methhead Jared Gordon this man also enjoys a few bumps from time to time

OOOHHHHHH HEEM YEEEHAWY

>>149749717
I dont have one.

HIS CLITTY CAGE JUST GOT ABSOLUTELY ROCKED, JOE

>>149749775
whats the song

Valter Walker looks nordic as fuck. prussian german ethnicity.

>>149749778
well joe rogan its interesting to note that both of these men just went thru a BRUTAL custody battle and its safe to say they'll never see them again. on top of that, they're both battling an ongoing crack addiction. we're getting them hits between rounds joe, lets see how this all shakes out. HA HA

F1nn5ter cock.

>>149749770
>>149749752
>>149749653
>"I want to praise my lord and savior Jesus Christ"
>hmm maybe she's Jewish
Are you guys retarded?

Can't stand addicts wanting pats on the back for not fucking their lives up anymore.

>Hillbilly country
>Cowboy hat

>>149749772
that kid is gonna be taller than mike at 13. people will start to realize they're not even related

nice meng

>>149749801
don't do that

>+600
I guess nobody wants to bet on a fighter with a heart defect

>>149749801
unimpressive

FIGHTFAIRY IS LIVE AND LOOKING EXTRA SUTTY TONIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUyhiSoAoss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUyhiSoAoss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUyhiSoAoss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUyhiSoAoss

>>149749801
twp

>>149749802
I was watching it muted.

> I used to be a piece of shit, now I beat people up for a living.
Hell of a story arc!

>>149749801
excellent, beautiful. now let's see the balls please

>>149749804
i think it's a good thing

It's 'za time faggots

>>149749758
>>149749772

i don't think i've ever seen a white man's penis that was big

>>149749806
I HEARD FROM BRIE THAT HE HAS ALREADY SURPASSED HIM IN WANG SIZE

NOT GOOD!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS TIGHT

OOOOOOOOOOOH ITS TIGHT

Is Davis a black belt per chance?

>>149749839
I have a 6 inch monster.

>>149749822
looks like a walled troon.
>>149749838

jailhousedreamsbros.....

>>149749801
>>149749836
meat lovers eatin' good in this thread. keep it coming

>>149749861
well he is black, if that makes sense

>>149749864
what wrong with liking watermelon??

ooooooooooohhh

jiu jitsu isn't real like just lay there nigga like do nothing

going to watch fight fairy inbetween two videos of porn with girls having pixie cuts

>>149749877
who said anything was wrong?

What does getting choked to unconscious feel like? Is it as blissful as I imagine?

when do the good fights start

I would simply choke him out

No way thats a 10-8 round lol

>>149749877
nothing, it's actually the sign of a healthy buck. if your pet buck ever turns down watermelon you should probably take him to the vet because it's a sign of severe distress and you may need to silence the ceiling bird so he can learn to eat in peace

>>149749877
It’s niggardly

10-9 ramirez landed the better strikes

10-7 Ramirez

>>149749910
>nothing, it's actually the sign of a healthy buck
>>149749911

'Beast Boy' couldn't finish a ham sandwich

>nothing, it's actually the sign of a healthy buck. if your pet buck ever turns down watermelon you should probably take him to the vet because it's a sign of severe distress and you may need to silence the ceiling bird so he can learn to eat in peace
You're a sad little incel.

>>149749770
Exodus. OT, but is it called Exodus in the Torah?

>>149749893
scary when you're actually sparring cause the adrenaline jacks you up, maybe it's peaceful if you asked someone to choke you out and you don't resist

>>149749900
Diego McGregor?

sanko should stop talking

>>149749923
beastin 25/8 would one bite that shit thoughever

>>149749893
if the pressure's on your arteries, you slowly fade into black before you realize what's happening
if the pressure's on your wind pipe, it's very unpleasant

Let's see if Ramirez learned to not swing like a retard and get out of position

>>149749938
>>149749893
used to play a retard game where you hyperventilate then cross your arms and someone squeezes you, you pass out. its fun. probably made me retarded tho. hence im here, with you frens.

He Homer Simpson'd him

so ramirez is the new hypejob project, good to know. he is now one of my anti-boys

>Gas out holding backmount for 4 minutes
Queefboy is a joke

>>149749931
Being this mad topkek

Ramirez had a heart condition last fall due to a rare condition? Nigga is gonna die in the octagon.

these nigga suck

>>149749961
based discerning viewer

>>149749944
Makes sense

>>149749987
heart surgery*

heeem stoppy

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

wallop'd

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Beautiful.

did beast boy ever fuck raven

hype job: DERAILED
get fucked dana

heem

Dark days for the mexican people

>>149749652
thanks I didn't even notice any chapters were released this year

Heartlet

black bois seems tobe finding their way to victory these past couple events.

>>149750019
only in horse form

>here's thisbguy's sad backstory bow watch him get his ass beat
Why does this always happen

>>149749533
>>149749572
>>149749632
nullified

HEEMER

>>149750024
Dana paid this convict 12k to get fucked on television. Yeah, Dana's crying, all the way to bank, you fucking mark.

oh nonono Ramirezrangers we got fuckin SPUNKED UP

>>149749652
>>149750030
it's been really bad since miura died and his assistants took over

whats your favorite juice?

>>149750041
all fights from now on are finishes?

>>149750044
the commentary team were hyping up his convict redemption story, this guy was meant to be the next joe pyfer tier project

The average UFC fighter is a convicted felon who was working landscaping and has been training BJJ off and on for 2 years signed up to fight for 10k

>>149750059
Dead juice

>>149750059
pussy juice

>>149750062
let us hope

Fucktard kept circling back to the center and let Davis stay in the fight. All he had to follow the classic junkie-turned-MMA-fighting style.

Who is bro talking to

>>149750059
Mel Brooks

>>149750058
I lost interest with all the stupid arcs and shit, and apparently Guts cant do anything to Griffith still and Casca left Guts with Griffith probably to get fucked again

they'll never finish that manga

Mike Davis is a white man

Mike Davis is Indian.

Go fight boxing then, hard r

>>149749202
>lewis
>thompson
>kattar
>landwher
>petrino
>tafa

>>149750070
>t. doesn't train BJJ

>>149750100
i love women

>>149750100
my penis between her molehills

hey guys it's HEEM DAY

>>149750100
his
engorgement
enters
muff

>>149750118
don't jinx it

>Good Guy/Bad Gay
I'm interested...

>>149750100
who's the whore

>>149750117
>molehills
Is it a slang for tits or what?

>>149749202
Teixeira
Bonfim
Garcia
Charriere
Petrino
Tafa

oh nonono ytbros I fear

Switched to Spanish because I'll put a hole in the wall if I have to listen to Skanko for a minute longer.

>>149750143
yep

Walker via ankle pick

walkerbros ww@

>>149750156
>Skanko
Why call her that? She seems like a very nice lady.

Valter Walker is nordic as fuck. Prussian German ethnicity.

Lewis is going to flatline this bum.

>>149749202
lewis
bonfim
kattar
lane
tafa

>>149750169
Sports?

Derrick Lewis is a 50 year old unc at the barbecue talking about how hot is balls is

>>149750174
Lewis quits when he gets hit hard though.

Justin Tafa is the real deal folks!

>>149750169
don't post that

Oh shit is Walker fighting on this card? I'll tune in then

>>149750169
average asspinall fan.

>African Savage

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

both of these guys have better names on their record than teixera

>the clean monster
>he’s actually a dirty brazilian

>>149750133
Brooke Flecca. some thot

>>149749199
>Tallison "Xicao" Teixeira
>Gabriel "Marrerinha" Bonfim
>Estevan "Mean Machine" Garcia Jr
>Morgan "The Last Pirate" Charriere
>Vitor "Icao" Petrino Malaquias Salvo
>Pascall "Junior Tafa" Saumani Milo Jr.

Is that F1nnster??

>>149750169
would you fuck him in the ass for 1 million dollars?

>>149750169
Does this hurt?

>>149750242
for a million? fuck yeah

>>149750242
Only if he kissed me on the mouth

Valter Walker sounds nordic as fuck! Prussian German ethnicity.

>>149750242
yeah but i don’t have a million dollars sadly

>>149750242
Way too expensive, I dont have that kind of money

>>149750257
Would you let it fuck you?

>>149750242
Nigga, I'd do it for FREE

Did anyone else just see the ad promoting polygamy that was apparently for a sparkling canned beverage?

I missed it what did he post?

>>149750242
Do I have to cum? Does he have to cum?

>>149750270
nah, that's too much

>>149750272
beverage?

>>149750237
kwabott

Kennedy Niggachoochoo

>>149750169
he's taking the crossdressing meme a little far now

>nicknamed African Savage
>nigga looks like they just handed him a life sentence

what's with the dumb kikes today

>Nzgubu will HEEM
>Stralia will SEETH
>Heem will KNEEL

>>149750287
That is someone's son

>>149749202
Check this misquoter retard picks >>149750237

>>149749202
Derrick Lewis
Stephen Thompson
Calvin Kattar
Morgan Charriere
Vitor Petrino
Junior Tafa

>>149750301
sad

gotta love how brownoids just identify as whatever the fuck they want now

FATTY SLUGGERS

based walker

Brits can't legally call Kennedy by his nickname.

Nzechekwu vs Ulberg is the most I've ever laughed because of a fight

kek

>>149750310
No....nooooooo I came hear to study Walker!!!

HEEEM TAPPY

VALTER IS FUCKING AWESOME

HEEEEEM FUNNY

HEEEM TAPPY
KWABBY

TAPPPPPYYY

HEEM TAPPY
HEEM BUCKY

knee's fucked

3 in a row lmao

How did that work lmao

lmao wtf was that

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

AURA

>>149750168
>>149750168
>>149750168

Heavyweight is the only division this shit is possible in

CATCH A SAVAGE BY HIS TOE

Three finishes in a row baby

Jiu jutsu does work. Apologize.

heem tappy

Niggas foot was on backwards

I can already see it. Valter has the key

heel hook is literally just pain how do you tap to that?

He held that shit for LONG, his knee is fucked BADLY

What are you niggas drinking on tonight?

The African Cripple

He will feel that when the weather changes

ngl kind of terrifying that some big dude is able to snap joints that quickly

>>149750367
rum and coke

>>149750359
Valter does nothing for Tom's legacy

shoutout to based nigga roussimar palhares

>>149750360
see>>149750359

>>149750367
mango brisk iced tea

>>149750349
that was a modified imanari roll

>>149750367
Water in an thermos with ice

>>149750360
Nzechukwu is soft as baby shit. Watch his fight vs Da Un Jung, he got heemed by an elbow to his guard

>>149750361
He held it but he didn't take it any further. The African guy was standing afterwards. Definitely sprained but I don't think anything was torn badly. Probably recovery in a few months.

>>149750367
Mello Yello Limeade

ACK not so hard Valter!

damn theyre really still trying to do this bmf thing huh

>>149750399
bro stop

>>149750400
>drinking the bottled jew

bruh speak english. aura loss

>>149750380
I ordered a California roll, dumbass

>>149750360
Retard

OSS

overwhelming type of interview

That wasn't brazilian

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

What the fuck is this nigga saying

>>149750410
What are you? gay?

>>149750399
yeah yeah we get it dude that’s enough now

>>149750437
He spoke Russian at first, he has a Russian girlfriend that he got pregnant and is with now

>>149748965 (OP)
Fuck Dana

>>149750420
I really enjoyed hearing him speak Russian with the strongest Brazilian accent I've ever heard, personally.

DC needs to stop walking away so disrespectfully to end interviews

Based sherk

>>149750397
kino

>>149750411
where are his balls

>>149750399
Of course its a Leaf

>>149750470
false flag

>>149750399
You're doing too much, relax, this is coming from someone who literally has sex with men.

The Wash? Why didn't he call it "The Black Beast's Hot Balls Car Wash"?

>>149750458
I found this odd as well

Halfway through the prelims and no decisions yet.

>>149750411
Can't wait to see him take some dick. Truly the fate of all british "men"

What the fuck... Did he call Aaron Pico?
Can someone post the HW rankings? I can't open it

Oh my god we're back again

taking a big diarrhoea shit right now instead of watching the wmma that’s about to come on next

>>149750479
Didn't spund as niggerish

lol lewis paying mexicans for cheap labor

Just how good is 9-6 Lucas Brezksi???

Aaron Pico? Put him Evloev

>>149750487
Faggot

>>149750458
his food getting cold

>>149750395
Kennedy was screaming for like 1.5s before it got stopped, the damage was already done and it got held in a damaging position

olivi laying on her back in front of a focus derrick lewis

Piss break

these telestrator segments where dc explains what we can obviously see with our eyes are so bad
if the fat nigga knew anything he would show clips where a finish is set up earlier in the fight

Is it worth sticking around for Chris Curtis and Jake Matthews or nah?

>>149750527
good idea

Talisson Teixeira is the most overhyped prospect of the year. He's 100% getting slept by Lewis

i get so sick of thems aying this bullshit... every fucking time lewis fights they say "he's in the best shape he's ever been in his entire career" and he says taht too, then if he loses he says he had a messed up back or that he had a bad training camp. lmfao

>Retiring tonight
Please God heem this bitch for good

>>149750525
dr. black beast delivering a baby
what a hero

>>149750500
valter was off the sauce on that fight, but he's back to hiding from usada in russia again

October 11th is your date boy, you'll dance for me and then we'll talk.

>>149750534
Jake Matthews occasionally puts on some of the most impressive performances you'll ever see. Other times, he goes to decision with the ghost of Diego Sanchez

>>149750302
worst image of all time wtf happing

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>>149750470
A chinese leaf, at that... and his favorite fighter is gamrot...

>>149750538
never underestimate derrick's ability to flop

>>149750534
It will go to decision. The Action Man will make sure of it.

>>149750458
Him and Bisping do it ALL the time, it's dude to an inability to pace the interview, they don't want the fighter to start yapping so they just leave. Joe and Felder never do this because they're more professional, pisses me off to no end.

>>149750548
Usada? In the bin mate.

Anyone else noticed that American posters are getting more and more illiterate lately?

Who cares? You want to hear more thanking of coaches and Jesus?

How will you remember Lauren Murphy?

never forget that derrick lewis got ragdolled by a bloated middleweight

remember that night when dc had to interview two guys who called the crowd faggots in the same night

>>149750568
This image is even more hilarious when you know this guy was DC'S teammate at AKA at the time

oh look a fun card
let's put some wmma slop in the middle of it

wmma? time for a quick round of vampire survivors

im really only noticing all the british sissy porn.

>>149750591
but the first wmma was actually good

>>149750583
>You want to hear more thanking of coaches and Jesus
yes christ is king

>>149750514
>and it got held in a damaging position
I'm inferring you mean the knee sustained more damage while being held completely still. That's not how joints work. Force = mass * acceleration. No acceleration means no net force. No net force means no more damage. You could argue the joint was being stretched and it got sprained to a higher degree while being held, but this wouldn't affect the recovery time significantly.

>>149750585
#1 in women's P4P meth rankings

>>149750588
Radtke called the whole crowd faggots, Kape just called Kara France and City Kickboxing faggots

vampire survivors sucks nigga

>>149750603
sheems are good

>>149750592
good idea

>>149750589
he had already been kicked out of AKA for stealing shit at the time

>>149750559
Weed and Fried food

>>149750577
very disrespectful.

>>149750603
this retard thinks a broken clock will be right twice in one day pffft

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>>149750590
NEW

>>149750583
>You want to hear more thanking of Jesus?
Yes. What are you, a faggot atheist?

>>149750628
SHRIMPDICK THREAD DO NOT USE

make a proper thread

real thread is cooking sit tight

MAKE THE THREAD FUCKING QUICK

Real thread
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