sike shrimpnigguh
tank petrino up next
Main card (ESPN / ESPN+)
Heavyweight Derrick Lewis vs. Tallison Teixeira
Welterweight Stephen Thompson vs. Gabriel Bonfim
Featherweight Calvin Kattar vs. Steve Garcia
Featherweight Nate Landwehr vs. Morgan Charriรจre
Heavyweight Vitor Petrino vs. Austen Lane
Light Heavyweight Junior Tafa vs. Tuco Tokkos
Preliminary card (ESPN / ESPN+)
Welterweight Max Griffin vs. Chris Curtis
Welterweight Jake Matthews vs. Chidi Njokuani
Women's Flyweight Lauren Murphy vs. Eduarda Moura
Heavyweight Kennedy Nzechukwu vs. Valter Walker
Lightweight Mitch Ramirez vs. Mike Davis
Women's Strawweight Fatima Kline vs. Melissa Martinez
OOOOOHHHHHH SHRIMPDICK LOST AGAIN
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>>149752513 (OP)merab should have killed dt here
Tuivasa already proved that Rugby is a better base for Heavyweight MMA than Handegg
Why is Merab shaking hands with a pedophile?
>trash rap for THE pooryay
yeah
>DC on the promo saying that Dustin is from the swamps of Louisianna when they're from the same town
WMMA won't last another year
Just woke up.
Did Tafa heem?
>That AI generated ad
>"Soive yeesewf haaaeeps"
Not enough filthy Australian beasts were sent straight to Hell
Tips for being a successful top15 fighter in the hw division of the most promint organization in combat sports...
> eat a lot
> get off the couch one day thinking "I can do that"
> do that
>>149752546He got choked.
>>149752537Mosvar was 17 too okay
Petrino was one of the worst LHW on the roster. If he wins it proves that even the dilapidated LHW division mogs the HW division.
dc is so bad at faking enthusiasm
>>149752539He said he wanted Lil Wayne to walk him out at 318
Being this obsessed with Shrimp is not healthy. Take a chill pill.
Anthony Smiff is coming out of retirement to fight at the white house.
Petrino holds the rare honour of having a victory over The Pleasure Man
This is a Football x Handegg fight
choose your side, punk!
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I am 33 years old and have never had a gf.
>>149752560Fuck you shrimpfaggot
>>149752593good, they only hold you back
>>149752603>announcing reportDumbass.
That Kiwi car ad was kinda soulful
Need a chubby Maori girl to make moi loife legit
>>149752578no little reddit friend simulator for u. little friendless broke reddit bitch
>>149752593that's it? 33 is the new 33 for men.
These dudes are true HW's
>>149752611I didn't report that post, just the spam
>>149752616Started from the g-
Started from the g-
This wolf riddin' solo when he huntin' through the woods
Night owl on the prowl in the night like Suge
They ain't looking for me now they weren't looking for me then
Octopus like with the ink going solo with the pen I'm feeling
Dope, still on the ropes
They say I be up on the side, well I'm the coach
So where the hell I'm supposed to stand, 'cause I'm the man
I say that I'm at the top, that ceiling fan, yeah
Yeah, I make moves, they put me on the side just like a drive-thru
Now I'm up the front like striker flame
Like lighter look for me keep looking higher
I'm your sire fly like gliders
Nicely dressed in my attire
Started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks, fireworks
Yeah, I started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks, like fireworks
Started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks, fireworks
Yeah, I started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks
Started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks, fireworks
Yeah, I started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks
Work, yeah, from the ground
Yeah, work, yeah, from the ground
Yeah, work, yeah, from the ground
Yeah, work yeah from the
Started from the ground
>>14975262833 is the new 23*
>>149752554You're retarded
>>149752616bodied that freakazoid
>Malhadinho
>Talisson
>Walker
>Petrino
>Marcus Buchecha Almeida
Fat brazilian bros... We will take over this division.
I haven't had a gd since 2009
elijah its bad for you soon
>austen lane is not as big as other guys in the division
what? lane is huge, that's his only selling point.
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Which big stinky brownoid do I cheer for
My coach is one of Vitor Petrino's trainers
Brazil is obsessed with Aspinall because he is white, tall, and handsome and he is brown, short, and fucking hideous.
Lane is oozing "Im a lover not a fighter" with that hair.
Sorry yeah...I'm just not gonna use your shitty stream... I know...yeah I'm sorry I'm just not gonna
>>149752690are you with your brother? turn on your monitor
An Americana with his nasty dreads caught would've been a kino submission.
>>149752635This random stream's got Australian and Kiwi ads.
Some of these foreign ads are weird as fuck.
>losing to a smiff victim
kwab
How bad was this Austen lane guy at football? How do you go from multi million dollar contract, to making peanuts for getting smoked in the ufc?
petrino is a prawlblem for heavyweight, nobody can grapple outside of the top 10 there
>OOOOOOOOOOH IT IS TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLHLsbD9emc
>>149752731Wasn't good enough to stick around.
Having abs at HW automatically makes you top 10 material
>NOOOOO IT'S NOT A REAR NAKED CHOKE IT'S A SHORT CHOKE LOOK AT THE HANDS
Petrino vs jailton has big implications
>>149752752fuck you dude think you're better than everyone
>>149752754shitrino got subbed by smiff
why do brazilians always spell it vitor instead of victor?
>>149752734FYCJK I WAS EDGING FOR 5 HOURS AND YOU POST TTHIS SHIT I JUST CAME TO THIS
I JUST JERKLED OFF TO A DUDE
the only one who can challenge jailton is prisonton or gulagton
>>149752734>paulo became an angelreminder that it is impossible to suffer in brazil
>>149752768Smiff subs everyone on paper
>>149752752>he added pancaked kevin leekek you're alright b
second time i've influenced the picks template
>>149752752If I get all the fights correct except that first one my thick cock will get very hard in anger.
Junior Tafa heems Petrino in his triumphant return to HW
>>149752769Not always. Both are common.
There is also Davi/David
>>149752676Nah pretty shady site, luckily i have good protection, not a McVPNwas. Was flooded with notifications kek.
What shit quality too. Even the worst meth stream alternatives are 1080p/720p and smooth 60fps.. Way better quality than your pathetic shit lmao
Iโd heem most of you. The rest, Iโd piece up until I won by decision.
>He lost his virginity to me
Post more coom bait between fights
>>149752804>things that didn't happen
mommy
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DC is learning to deny the mic with Bisping
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The Jailton meta has now arrived at heavyweight
Based zero pop for Patchy Mix
>>149752822just for you, don't let anyone else see it
it's always funny when they make Max cut a promo, he sounds like he's reading from a teleprompter
>Jerome Holloway
>Full blooded Hawaiian
>>149752773i recently came to a part of some porn where it cut to the dude and his ass it's ok bro
>>149752850I want to anal this thing
>>149752855you know, it is what it is
>>149752822Good ol times (not old tho)
>>149752870damn she has shit taste in food.
posting lustful images of women in order to arouse other men is a form of homosexuality
>>149752879the highest form
>bmf belt main event of ppv
dana shamelessness knows no bounds
NATE THE TRAIN IS STRONG AGAINST BLACKS, WEAK AGAINST ASIANS. SHOULD DO WELL THIS FIGHT
>>149752752All these retard cazzies picked Tafa KEK
>>149752879Is dressing up like a woman to arouse other men also a form of homosexuality?
>>149752889Now, that is what I am talking about.
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OMG IT'S NATE DA TRAIN IN DA YEW EFF SEE BAYBAY
>>149752513 (OP)>My roots here run deep>Son of a white meth head and a mutt meth headAlmost as cringe as Kai Kara France
Landwehr doesn't lose to blacks.
>>149752888I want this PAWG's BMF(Bassy Moist Farts) in my mouth
>>149752879The guy that posts pictures of women with food has been here longer than you, fuck off retard.
Shrimp's stream isn't malware. Stop spreading lies.
Feels like fakedemic was 10 years ago
ALL of us can agree that usa chants are cringe
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>>149752863In English, doc.
>>149752925Is Luke genuinely autistic or did he just never have to learn social skills because his height, face and athletic abilities guaranteed him access to women?
>>149752824It's over. You're kicking and screaming in a puddle of your own snot at this point. No one wants to be your gay little friend, faggot kek
>>149752921average hawaiian - 50% japanese
average maori - 75% white
Landwehr is peak buck breaker. He's got it on his blood. The dirty south.
>>149752863and they say chivalry is dead
>>149752961Why are you so aggressive? Do you need a mental wellness check?
ALL of us can agree USA IS #! USA USA USA
Frenchoids look like THAT?!
the irony is that landwehr is probably like 15% black
>>149752976mate you had a meltdown just 1 thread ago
Walgreen's breast pumping commercial is starting to turn me on.
i picked the frenchie solely because nate looked like dogshit in his last fight
>>149752998That wasn't shrimp.
this dude got ko'd by herbert burns i cant take him seriously
Anal is fun for the first few times you try it because of the taboo/dirtiness aspect of it, but once that wears off, you realise the pussy is just way better. Any guy who actively wants to do Anal with women past that point is a freak and probably a closeted fag
patchy mix got used as a heavybag for his ufc debut. frozen like elsa.
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>>149753006Landwehr doesn't lose to blacks.
oh great its two manlets fighting again
>>149753009you're the shrimpdick and yes it was
sort your life out you little freak
>>149753017I got shit on my dick the last 2 times I did it :( but I liked it before I pulled out
Based Nate ain't losing to no french
The spammer was a falseflagging anti-shrimp poster and very mentally ill.
why isnt the featherweight manlet division part of the special olympics?
>5'9"
>146 pounds
Why do I look fat but he doesn't?
Shrimpchads, just got a gf on shrimps site (she's penised tho)
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>>149753058And obese bitches deserve lubless anal
>>149753076you probably have no muscle mass, it's all just fat
how many more grogs should i drink r/heem
im already a bottle of soju and three grogs in
Landwehr beats blacks by letting them gas by punching him in the head repeatedly, and then assuming the traditional buck breaking pose
>>149753099you would've been considered divine during the stone age
Why are they chanting le mercier
Shrimp's stream is pretty chill. I don't know why you guys have a mental breakdown over him?
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>>149753099>tfw 5'4 280lbs
totally not shr*mpdick samefagging
>>149753116You want a kiss b
What did I fucking say Landwehr breaks bucks
Nate threw 4 rear hands with no setup in a row
there's like 5 people in the thread, grim.
>getting wrestlefucked by a french striker
>>149753036Based, speak to that dirty fucking freak the way he deserves to be spoken to, dude is a domestic fucking terrorist, needs therapy A S A P
>>149753152the shrimp melty probably made everyone else leave
>>149753152UFC has declined precipitously
I'm not shrimp, but I think shrimp is pretty chill. He probably has a big dick too, and his detractors are probably brown.
>>149753152There are at least 10
Is shrimp is a thing when do we get a Kebabstreams?
what's the stream to knuck up?
>>149753152I just got back from brushing my teeth and flossing so I didn't have to do either after the last fight and can go to bed right after.
>>149753076he has muscle and u have none dumbass
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>>149753152we're waiting for garcia
>>149753116Why do you cosplay as different people, do you really think you're convincing anyone, be honest do you have any diagnosed mental illnesses or were you terribly abused as a child? For someone to act like this they have to be tremendously distrubed.
>>149753177You're not snacksnhoes
>>149753184https://www.fubosportsnetwork.com/
>>149753207we're not shrimpo b
nates a real one fer shur
Nate is doing the monkey showman bit because he's 36 and probably getting cut if he loses this fight and isn't entertaining.
Why did shrimp mindbreak this general?
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>>149753228>isn't entertaining
Nate Landwehr doing what he does best, using a poor black man's head as a punching bag.
I ate a huge plate of sushi + 2 little boxes of yogurt + some mici (grilled meat). My belly looks cute and pregnant.
Gonna have a really pleasurable shit in about 30 mins.
This buck getting branded after this.
>>149753260didnt know paddy posts here, sup meng
>Every single french fighter is black
How does this happen to your country? You were an empire.
Charriere is like if you were hunting down Kape impersonators in random gyms
>>149753231shrimpdick is our resident heavybag, we beat on him between the fights
>Go for a bunch of explosive takedowns after 3 minutes of striking domination
>Fade hard and end up getting beat up by a hillbilly shitter
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SWANGY
>does a retarded show in the break
>gets heemed into oblivion
nate with a nigger moment
>>149753285Merab gaslit people into thinking takedowns don't use up a lot of energy
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
early. nate was on that single
early stoppage
nate won the story
Pillow fisted white boy really thought he was doing something with his pitter patter in round 2. I saw this coming a mile away.
>what did i say nate breaks buc-AAAAACCCCKKKK
slowest fight night thread all year, jesus christ. it's not even an apex card
>Just go forward and heem
Why haven't more fighters figured this out?
Conductor we have a problem
Can you stop being mean to shrimp he just wants to have a chill stream with y'all
Corner shouldโve told Nate to come out and wrestle
>>149753218>continuing this charadeIt's like that scene in the Wizard of Oz where they pull back the curtain by the "Wizard" and they're still trying to orchestrate they're nonsense. Nigga, your pants are down, we can see your dick and it's small, shrimplike one could say.
I'm enjoying the new metric of wild hooks we are moving away from gay boxing technique and back to what the ufc was created for actual fighting.
damn, Nate the Train got BLACKED
>>149753328I only care about Thompson.
Wonderboy needs a W.
Nate got so used to beating up blacks he started acting like one himself and paid the price
>>149753260>sushi and yogurt>fullAre you homo?
We did it The Weeknd bros.
UUUUUUH I'M BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
NO I CAN'T HEEM SLEEPY NO UNTIL I FEEL YOUR TOUCH
Ngannou vs Rozenstruik esque with those swings
showing chandler what it is to be hapsplosive
>>149753343beautiful uppercut nate
oh nonono nate landmine bros!!! OUR BUSSY IS BASTED IN BLACK BUTTER!
get that goofy ahh white boy hairline back to your midwest trailer nigga
>>149753337You sound mentally ill. Take some prozac.
Guys really need to learn to go to their back when they're rocked
>>149753329DDP has paved the way for actual fighting instead of people thinking they need technique
There's just something special about western asian pussy
>>149753349They probably add up to like 1kg of food.
man I got these takis popcorn at walmart shit is mad hella good
>>149753349>this charles pickek
>>149753347What did he do
>>149753369gayest post of all time
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>>149753334Drink bleach, I'm begging you rid us of your spam and bullshit, rest in piss
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post what your're are drinking right now/tonight
>>149753329>>149753371Honestly more MMA fighters should stop pretending that they have technical striking. Unless you're one of the ~5 guys in the org with actual boxing/muay thai background you should just swang and bang.
>>149753369this isn't boxing
get this frenchie off the mic
>>149753392drinking coffee i just woke up
>>149753389Nate was working a single leg
Imagine getting heemed by a darkie then they start talking French hoe lee fuk
>>149753388Unwarranted aggression is a sign of low IQ.
Fook eet, let's swang and bang.
>>149753380To balance off
>>149753403Yeah, that's why it's good strategy.
all nate had to do was shoot
>>149753329>Just go forward and h-ACK
Why is everyone so angry at Shrimp? He seems chill?
>>149753392trader joe's $4 cab/syrah blend
>>149753413Why are you up so early on sunday?
>>149753376I want to eat her shit
what did i miss bros? i was watching AEW
ufc is my nation
dana is my leader
>>149753437same here. got drunk alone for two UFC events and realized it's just a bad excuse to create a problem, Only drink if watching with friends now.
>>149753438Krylov has some of the lowest fight iq ever. He jumped straight into Paul Craig's guard and blitzed at Reyes, known for a devastating and accurate left hand
Most heems come from wild swings but helwanis will have you believe you need 5 jabs to setup your sixth jab so you can throw a hook
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Hain't been streaming bros, what've I been missing?
>>149753467the milks gone bad
OH NO NO NO PISSLAMXISSIES
>>149753420>UnwarrantedYeah, that's the last bit of attention you're gonna get from me, I'll just keep reporting your posts in silence. I hope the VPN hopping makes your life difficult
>>149753459all the stars are here (You)
Dricus vs Khamzat is the only fight coming up that's worth a shit.
The UFC is barely worth illegally streaming for free anymore.
>>149753468based moxley, what a freak
milf in the back eye fucking cormier
>>149753481Four white men? Wifeboy summer?
Every woman lust's for me, every man wants to be m
>>149753497>announcing reports
>>149753481Kayla is only there because she's the only American champ kek
>>149753492fatty boo batty.
>>149753481>2025 fighter of the year>for a single defense against late notice moicanobrazza privilege
>>149753492Cheryl Blossom
Finna clean my monster, call me Valter Walker.
>>149753510There are only 2 white men in that pic.
>>149753503HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!
>>149753535Kayla Harrison and who else?
>>149753468This is what passes for entertainment in TrannAEW?
why do people post porn in gamethreads
not watching slapshit
NEVER watching slapshit
Just caught a 7' alligator and hauled him off my property.
>durr why do you need a pickup truck for anyway
For that.
How is topuria not fighter of the year, they never even mentioned him
>>149753503HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!1!
Shrimp is kinda ragdolling you streamlets ngl.
Had to heem my own grandma earlier, totally rocked her shit but now she's not complaining about not being able to watch the food channel.
>>149753550latent homosexuality
Why does the average UFC heavyweight look like a used tire salesman nowadays.
Entire division is bums.
>>149753557Why didn't you eat it?
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>>149753457i quit cocaine and booze so now i wake up early and go do callisthenics, run and go to the spa.
Rn im fucked up sore so im going straight to the spa im not even watching poois hope my parlay hit though last leg out of 7 is bonfim and under 2.5
>not watching slapshit
>N-ACK
I'm so tired but I'm trying to stay up for the main event. Watch Derrick shit the bed and make it all in vain.
Ilia switched the entire timeline to shirt king summer I can't keep Amazonian goddesses off me
>>149753582Gonna sell him for 200 dollars
>>149753560Beating off Slamdaddy's sloppy seconds doesn't get you accolades.
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>>149753588>Life altering brain damage for $400
>>149753557no you didn't you called the city like a little bitch
>>149753560they quite literally did mention why he's not nominated
american listening comprehention in full action
>>149753588I just don't understand this at all. He clearly hit him with the bones of his wrist/arm. I keep hearing this isn't allowed but every highlight I see has this happening.
>>149753584That is a rather small pic for such a big girl
>>149753542DDP obviously.
>>149753609Is that that Dr pepper? That's that Dr pepper.
>>149753587Unbased but also based. Stay health hungaranon
you guys think its too late for me to be a mma fighter, im 35
>>149753615Anybody who signs up for powerslap didn't have much to damage in the first place
>>149753584Gianna Michaels is one of the few people I've ever seen that was just meant to do porn. She was put on this earth to drain ballsacks
>>149753618How do you know what he did and didn't do you protecting dumb little bitch?
>>149753623both our countries are filled with shitskins man. if you're actually white, why hate? we're all drowning together.
>>149753647You write like someone with a mental illness, unironically.
>>149753615And a night in Vegas absolutely worth it if you're a 2000+zoomer soulless goul
>>149753618Your mom called the city when I ass raped her is she a bitch?
>>149753653just stating facts b
>>149753637White niggas will see this and go
>Holy heck that's a lot of booty!
>>149753584If she hadnt got HIV, shes the only porn whore i would have married.
>>149753468what is wrong with these people
>>149753648i'm his neighbor you rerard
>>149753588>>149753624yeah, clearly bottom of palm. it's ridiculous. palm strike to a little zoomer's weak, malnourished jaw unprotected.
>>149753659Nobody who stays up until 5/6am to watch Fight Nights is mentally well
>>149753657https://youtu.be/5GJ-yiG6pJc?si=797NahozxUxeQ6AI
Shrimp's chat is so much chiller than here lol
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>>149753633is there a place to bet on this? because i will bet my life they dont give it to the white african chad. sadly no blacks, so they'll have to give it to one of those mountain monkeys.
>>149753665it is what it is
Psychically heeming everyone's sperm count ITT rn.
>>149753689POG AND EPIC BROSKI xD
>>149753666those are athletic women, not your obese mother
>>149753686were on 4chan papa
>>149753694don't be antisemitic
>>149753687hell yeah
dr pepper
>>149753637This experiment is highly unscientific. It should be performed with the barbell placed on an incline so only the force of gravity acts on it. This would produce consistent and reproducible results.
>>149753668>HIVYeah I doubt it, bitch got hella fat
>>149753647yep and she's huge too not fat, she could easily make a manlet like myself feel like a forced sex shota bitch IMO
Yeah I'm thinkin shrimp won.
>>149753279Ethnic french people usually stay away from proletarian sports. Same with football, even 50 years ago half the national team had foreign surnames
>>149753691man they literally just said merab won
are you watching on mute or something
respectfully of course
I've seen Steve Garcia fight 6 times and I have no idea who he is. He should change his name to Magical Mr. Mephistopheles
unconscious calvin kattar
unconscious calvin kattar's forehead as my ballsack mantle
>>149753691This is actually wrong, most street fights take place on the feet between two drunk guys and end as soon as one of them lands the first sloppy punch with all their body weight behind it
>>149753718yea she aint dead she has onlyfans I think but the magic is gone
>>149753705my first gf was romanian. godlike beauty. she was even 1 year older than me. i was not persuing the sex enough and was bsaically a BOY. she is a neurosurgeon now. and im on here. one halloween she rested her head on my lap for like an hour i should have taken out my wang.
dont be like me. take out your wang.
>>149753727hell yeah dude
>>149753726yeah i was watching bkfc i just saw the screenshot of the 4 dudes up for the award . suprirsed it wasnts islam desu.
>>149753736>t. never stood his ground
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I'm convinced the anti Shrimp posters are Dana shills.
>>149753733The magic was gone for me when she started doing nigger gangbangs.
The UFC stands for the Ultimate "Fighting" Championship not the Ultimate "MMA" Championship you'd do well to remember that.
no clip of the nate heem?
>>149753732the inevitably end up on the ground rolling around like pigs brazza, u know diz
unrelated meme and frankly contradictory to my statement, but i love it
>>149753735powerful story
>>149753758Won't back down syndrome
>>149753759Totally bro I have so many Ari shekels, it's totally that and not the fact that you're a spamming faggot.
this nigga Kattar done forgot how to fight
>>149753770>mutiple sets of tanlines>ideal position>plenty of sand
>>149753782Shrimp doesn't spam.
Zalal already solved Kattar, just run away all fight
yeah kattar is done and washed. aint got that dog in him no more
>>149753770Every single woman lust's for me this whore included
>>149753798I'm talking directly to you faggot
>>149753798this isnt good for your mental health third world bro. you cant be meaking more than $5 a night doing this. i'll triple it to stop spamming. this is a win /win.
Spammy doesn't even realize how badly the mods are gonna fuck his life.
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>>149753811>lust'sgood morning saar
any time they talk about how "bloody" a fight it gonna be pre-bout you just know it's gonna be a fucking snooze fest
boring ass fight, dana needs to add cage hazards like spinning saw blades or spikes to spice this up
kattar is so fucking shit
Kattar is slow as fuck. Heโs done
>>149753811>lust'sget in the crocodile, nigger
This bitch didn't land a single strike all round. He's throwing overhands that miss by a mile. UFC is a joke.
>>149753735Now sues with an Indain man
>>149753811SAAR THE LUST IS NOT TO BE REDEEMED SAAR
>>149753823>>149753822I'm not shrimp, but he seems like a cool guy. You're just irrationally angry, get some mental help.
kattar downloaded the data
Holloway/Kattar is one of the biggest instances of a loss ruining a fighter. It's nowhere near as bad as something like Ferguson/Gaethje, but it's up there
sammy
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I'd beat Kattar's ass and call him a pussy and spit in his face and pee on his shoes
>kattar downloaded the data
time for kattar to whitesplode
>>149753856I think youd be surprised. I think he'd fuck you up, I really do.
>>149753861They dont do that
Shrimp would heem all of you guys.
>>149753852gaethje won his last fight though
kattar was top dawlg and a world beater for like one fight and now he's fighting unranked shitters?
>>149753847You're definitely shrimp, no one likes you you spamming faggot. The mods need to ban anyone asking for or posting stream links. This annoying shit has gone on long enough
>>149753847i didn't display any anger. can you not read shrimper? you should get back to spamming before the night is over.
Garcia would have more success if he was more aggressive.
>You're definitely shrimp, no one likes you you spamming faggot. The mods need to ban anyone asking for or posting stream links. This annoying shit has gone on long enough
HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!
Wasn't paying attention.
Who is winning?
You now remember CB Dolloway
>>149753878The mod doesn't need to take the advice of mentally ill people. Also plenty of people like Shrimp, including me.
I would fight in big Doc Martin boots. Dont care if its illegal.
The highlight of Kattar's career is almost beating Zabit
>Fighting a spammer in open stances
>Throws 0 kicks
God I hate this masshole so much.
>>149753844what? nobody is intimidated by an indian. i pity them.
>spamming is le heckin based
man, kattar is doing so little that it's thowing off garcia who prefers brawling
>>149753873Cumskins, crackers, pink prey, honkies
The question is can Garcia heem?
Stop replying to him and post fat shuts instead. Get some positivity in here while we watch these shit fights
>>149753883I'm not shrimp. Can you stop being schizophrenic for just 1 minute?
Also shrimp doesn't NEED to do anything. He's doing this out of the kindness of his heart.
>>149753878they want it to go on. think of a 4chan mod who mods /sp/ . he probably mods several other ones too. he's an incel freak indian faggot. they assume anyone into sports is a chad. so they do NOT REDEEM
Kattar is psychologically Boston Bombed
Garcias missing weapon he needs to develop is his left body kick/headkick mixup since heโs southpaw. Heโd get a lot more punching opportunities if he could pin down the other guy with his kicks
I love when le technical boxers get beat up on the feet because they aren't actually boxers. They're MMA fighters who can't wrestle. There are no actual boxers in the UFC.
Your haircut is probably less than $40
>>149753903Funny how its only canadians defending this faggot. Then again nevermind, its just you shrimp, I wonder how much money you spend on vpns.
What happen to lre crispy bogser?
If bland had a face it would be Steve Garcia's
>>149753941Petr Yan was like a national amateur boxing champ in Russia
Kattar fighting like a cancer patient
i thought calvin had good grappling
>>149753942Ido it myself.
>>149753960spacibo
cague de la
>>149753902I remember CB faking against Hector Lombard and then Herb Dean making him take a beating as punishment in his next fight.
Amir Sadollah was the first fighter I ever boyed.
I can feel the heem coming on.
>dropped by an unranked spic in the 3rd of a fight you're losing
>>149753932Canadian flag, Indian spam. Makes sense
>>149753977father time comes for us
Shrimp really mindbroke you obsessed discord tranny faggots.
just HOW bad is Brian Ortega??
alright, give Kattar his retirement fight with Billy Q
>>149753988T City is the most beautiful man in the UFC try again
damn, hoped for a heem. but garcia is still a fun fighter to watch
Bros losing to a Mexican who simply spams the a button
>>149753770You know that ass can shit
Sneed > Spammy >>>>> Shrimpdick
>spinning elbow into getting peached up
sad to see. kattar is throwing like hes under water
topuria was ducking garcia
I think kattars clinch work got him rd2 but Garcia dominated 1 and 3
>>149753988Pretty fucking bad
was katar the "best boxer in mma" that got completely clowned on by max holloway a few years back?
Xadame desperately trying to insert xerself into the conversation about annoying spamming faggots.
>>149754020imma firin ma lazer
Whats with this nigga music? Wow, UFC is a disgrace
the most impressive thing about this is that kattar was still ranked
>>149754033yes but he made it up by pummeling giga chicadze
>>149754020When the pawg milf bounces on it xD
>>149754033He's the guy that fraud checked Giga.
Hang those boston balls up
>>149754040haha yeah that was pretty sweet.
Thats five losses in a row
>>149753952Well, he's actually good.
>>149754037its not bad just because there's no phonk
>>149754035Factual post Im afraid
>>149754055Lewis
Wonderboy
Garcia
Charierre
Petrino
Tokkos
>>149754055>not one wonderbeliever
WONDERCHAD THE ARYAN WARRIOR