Thread 149752513

sike shrimpnigguh
tank petrino up next

Main card (ESPN / ESPN+)

Heavyweight Derrick Lewis vs. Tallison Teixeira
Welterweight Stephen Thompson vs. Gabriel Bonfim
Featherweight Calvin Kattar vs. Steve Garcia
Featherweight Nate Landwehr vs. Morgan Charrière
Heavyweight Vitor Petrino vs. Austen Lane
Light Heavyweight Junior Tafa vs. Tuco Tokkos


Preliminary card (ESPN / ESPN+)
Welterweight Max Griffin vs. Chris Curtis
Welterweight Jake Matthews vs. Chidi Njokuani
Women's Flyweight Lauren Murphy vs. Eduarda Moura
Heavyweight Kennedy Nzechukwu vs. Valter Walker
Lightweight Mitch Ramirez vs. Mike Davis
Women's Strawweight Fatima Kline vs. Melissa Martinez

Nate Landwehr is Maori

OOOOOHHHHHH SHRIMPDICK LOST AGAIN

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First for godshrimp

>>149752513 (OP)
merab should have killed dt here

Tuivasa already proved that Rugby is a better base for Heavyweight MMA than Handegg

Behead shrimp

Why is Merab shaking hands with a pedophile?

>trash rap for THE pooryay
yeah

IM HUNGRY GOYS

WMMA won't last another year

>>149752531
>>149752536
The duality of heem

Just woke up.
Did Tafa heem?

>That AI generated ad
>"Soive yeesewf haaaeeps"
Not enough filthy Australian beasts were sent straight to Hell

Tips for being a successful top15 fighter in the hw division of the most promint organization in combat sports...
> eat a lot
> get off the couch one day thinking "I can do that"
> do that

>>149752546
He got choked.

>>149752537
Mosvar was 17 too okay

Petrino was one of the worst LHW on the roster. If he wins it proves that even the dilapidated LHW division mogs the HW division.

dc is so bad at faking enthusiasm

>>149752546
heem tappy

>>149752539
He said he wanted Lil Wayne to walk him out at 318

Being this obsessed with Shrimp is not healthy. Take a chill pill.

>>149752560
you lost

Anthony Smiff is coming out of retirement to fight at the white house.

Petrino holds the rare honour of having a victory over The Pleasure Man

>>149752565
>>149752565
>>149752565
>>149752565
REEAL THREAD HERE

post your battleface

This is a Football x Handegg fight
choose your side, punk!

>>149752578
both are dead

As always chaps, don't forget to join the heem deluxe approved stream!

I am 33 years old and have never had a gf.

>>149752560
Fuck you shrimpfaggot

>>149752593
good, they only hold you back

>>149752603
>announcing report
Dumbass.

That Kiwi car ad was kinda soulful
Need a chubby Maori girl to make moi loife legit

>>149752578
no little reddit friend simulator for u. little friendless broke reddit bitch

>>149752593
that's it? 33 is the new 33 for men.

These dudes are true HW's

>>149752612
>Ads
What?

>>149752611
I didn't report that post, just the spam

>>149752629
that a cock?

>>149752616
Started from the g-
Started from the g-
This wolf riddin' solo when he huntin' through the woods
Night owl on the prowl in the night like Suge
They ain't looking for me now they weren't looking for me then
Octopus like with the ink going solo with the pen I'm feeling
Dope, still on the ropes
They say I be up on the side, well I'm the coach
So where the hell I'm supposed to stand, 'cause I'm the man
I say that I'm at the top, that ceiling fan, yeah
Yeah, I make moves, they put me on the side just like a drive-thru
Now I'm up the front like striker flame
Like lighter look for me keep looking higher
I'm your sire fly like gliders
Nicely dressed in my attire
Started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks, fireworks
Yeah, I started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks, like fireworks
Started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks, fireworks
Yeah, I started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks
Started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks, fireworks
Yeah, I started from the ground but I made my way up
Like fireworks
Work, yeah, from the ground
Yeah, work, yeah, from the ground
Yeah, work, yeah, from the ground
Yeah, work yeah from the
Started from the ground

>>149752628
33 is the new 23*

>>149752554
You're retarded

>>149752616
bodied that freakazoid

>Malhadinho
>Talisson
>Walker
>Petrino
>Marcus Buchecha Almeida
Fat brazilian bros... We will take over this division.

Petrino?

I haven't had a gd since 2009

elijah its bad for you soon

>austen lane is not as big as other guys in the division
what? lane is huge, that's his only selling point.

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Which big stinky brownoid do I cheer for

My coach is one of Vitor Petrino's trainers

Brazil is obsessed with Aspinall because he is white, tall, and handsome and he is brown, short, and fucking hideous.

What a gay shit

Austen.
Fucking.
Lane.

Lane is oozing "Im a lover not a fighter" with that hair.

Sorry yeah...I'm just not gonna use your shitty stream... I know...yeah I'm sorry I'm just not gonna

>>149752690
are you with your brother? turn on your monitor

An Americana with his nasty dreads caught would've been a kino submission.

oooooohhhhh

>>149752635
This random stream's got Australian and Kiwi ads.
Some of these foreign ads are weird as fuck.

gay

>losing to a smiff victim
kwab

How bad was this Austen lane guy at football? How do you go from multi million dollar contract, to making peanuts for getting smoked in the ufc?

tappy night

my nigga

juicy big slut

petrino is a prawlblem for heavyweight, nobody can grapple outside of the top 10 there

>OOOOOOOOOOH IT IS TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLHLsbD9emc

>>149752731
Wasn't good enough to stick around.

Having abs at HW automatically makes you top 10 material

Petrino vs jailton has big implications

>>149752752
fuck you dude think you're better than everyone

>>149752754
shitrino got subbed by smiff

why do brazilians always spell it vitor instead of victor?

>>149752734
FYCJK I WAS EDGING FOR 5 HOURS AND YOU POST TTHIS SHIT I JUST CAME TO THIS
I JUST JERKLED OFF TO A DUDE

the only one who can challenge jailton is prisonton or gulagton

>>149752734
>paulo became an angel
reminder that it is impossible to suffer in brazil

>>149752768
Smiff subs everyone on paper

>>149752752
>he added pancaked kevin lee
kek you're alright b
second time i've influenced the picks template

>>149752752
If I get all the fights correct except that first one my thick cock will get very hard in anger.

Junior Tafa heems Petrino in his triumphant return to HW

>>149752769
Not always. Both are common.
There is also Davi/David

>>149752676
Nah pretty shady site, luckily i have good protection, not a McVPNwas. Was flooded with notifications kek.
What shit quality too. Even the worst meth stream alternatives are 1080p/720p and smooth 60fps.. Way better quality than your pathetic shit lmao

I’d heem most of you. The rest, I’d piece up until I won by decision.

Tafas a raped bitch

brazilians are maori

Post more coom bait between fights

>>149752804
>things that didn't happen

>>149752773
ultragay

DC is learning to deny the mic with Bisping

As always chaps, don't forget to join the heem deluxe approved stream!

The Jailton meta has now arrived at heavyweight

Based zero pop for Patchy Mix

>>149752822
just for you, don't let anyone else see it

Poet Max is unstoppable

it's always funny when they make Max cut a promo, he sounds like he's reading from a teleprompter

>Jerome Holloway
>Full blooded Hawaiian

PVZ SPOTTED IN /KNUCK/

>>149752773
i recently came to a part of some porn where it cut to the dude and his ass it's ok bro

>>149752850
I want to anal this thing

>>149752855
you know, it is what it is

>>149752822
Good ol times (not old tho)

>>149752870
damn she has shit taste in food.

posting lustful images of women in order to arouse other men is a form of homosexuality

BJ Penn is Maori

>>149752879
the highest form

>>149752870
Snacks&hoes

>bmf belt main event of ppv
dana shamelessness knows no bounds

NATE THE TRAIN IS STRONG AGAINST BLACKS, WEAK AGAINST ASIANS. SHOULD DO WELL THIS FIGHT

>>149752878
you saying?

>>149752752
All these retard cazzies picked Tafa KEK

>>149752879
Is dressing up like a woman to arouse other men also a form of homosexuality?

Quoth Jerome, Nevermore.

Patchy Mixedbreed

>>149752889
Now, that is what I am talking about.

Shit card.

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Patrick Mutt

OMG IT'S NATE DA TRAIN IN DA YEW EFF SEE BAYBAY

>>149752513 (OP)
>My roots here run deep
>Son of a white meth head and a mutt meth head
Almost as cringe as Kai Kara France

Landwehr doesn't lose to blacks.

>>149752888
I want this PAWG's BMF(Bassy Moist Farts) in my mouth

>>149752879
The guy that posts pictures of women with food has been here longer than you, fuck off retard.

Shrimp's stream isn't malware. Stop spreading lies.

Feels like fakedemic was 10 years ago

ALL of us can agree that usa chants are cringe

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>>149752863
In English, doc.

>>149752925
Is Luke genuinely autistic or did he just never have to learn social skills because his height, face and athletic abilities guaranteed him access to women?

>>149752824
It's over. You're kicking and screaming in a puddle of your own snot at this point. No one wants to be your gay little friend, faggot kek

>>149752921
average hawaiian - 50% japanese
average maori - 75% white

>>149752925
>>149752903

Landwehr is peak buck breaker. He's got it on his blood. The dirty south.

>>149752863
and they say chivalry is dead

>>149752961
Why are you so aggressive? Do you need a mental wellness check?

ALL of us can agree USA IS #! USA USA USA

Frenchoids look like THAT?!

>>149752954
both

the irony is that landwehr is probably like 15% black

>>149752976
mate you had a meltdown just 1 thread ago

Walgreen's breast pumping commercial is starting to turn me on.

i picked the frenchie solely because nate looked like dogshit in his last fight

>>149752998
That wasn't shrimp.

this dude got ko'd by herbert burns i cant take him seriously

Anal is fun for the first few times you try it because of the taboo/dirtiness aspect of it, but once that wears off, you realise the pussy is just way better. Any guy who actively wants to do Anal with women past that point is a freak and probably a closeted fag

patchy mix got used as a heavybag for his ufc debut. frozen like elsa.

SLOGS

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>>149753006
Landwehr doesn't lose to blacks.

oh great its two manlets fighting again

>>149753009
you're the shrimpdick and yes it was
sort your life out you little freak

>>149753017
I got shit on my dick the last 2 times I did it :( but I liked it before I pulled out

Based Nate ain't losing to no french

The spammer was a falseflagging anti-shrimp poster and very mentally ill.

>>149753019
she is OBESE

why isnt the featherweight manlet division part of the special olympics?

big nate the train fan

>5'9"
>146 pounds
Why do I look fat but he doesn't?

Shrimpchads, just got a gf on shrimps site (she's penised tho)

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>>149753058
And obese bitches deserve lubless anal

>>149753076
you probably have no muscle mass, it's all just fat

I'm 5'5 and 269 lbs.

how many more grogs should i drink r/heem
im already a bottle of soju and three grogs in

Landwehr beats blacks by letting them gas by punching him in the head repeatedly, and then assuming the traditional buck breaking pose

>>149753099
you would've been considered divine during the stone age

Why are they chanting le mercier

That's a man

Shrimp's stream is pretty chill. I don't know why you guys have a mental breakdown over him?

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>>149753099
>tfw 5'4 280lbs

totally not shr*mpdick samefagging

>>149753116
You want a kiss b

What did I fucking say Landwehr breaks bucks

Nate threw 4 rear hands with no setup in a row

le wizard man

there's like 5 people in the thread, grim.

>>149753036
Based, speak to that dirty fucking freak the way he deserves to be spoken to, dude is a domestic fucking terrorist, needs therapy A S A P

>>149753152
the shrimp melty probably made everyone else leave

>>149753152
dead sport

>>149753152
UFC has declined precipitously

>>149752513 (OP)
Fuck Dana

I'm not shrimp, but I think shrimp is pretty chill. He probably has a big dick too, and his detractors are probably brown.

>>149753152
There are at least 10

Is shrimp is a thing when do we get a Kebabstreams?

what's the stream to knuck up?

>>149753152
I just got back from brushing my teeth and flossing so I didn't have to do either after the last fight and can go to bed right after.

I lurk

>>149753076
he has muscle and u have none dumbass

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>>149753152
we're waiting for garcia

>>149753116
Why do you cosplay as different people, do you really think you're convincing anyone, be honest do you have any diagnosed mental illnesses or were you terribly abused as a child? For someone to act like this they have to be tremendously distrubed.

>>149753177
You're not snacksnhoes

>>149753099
I'm 6'2 120

>>149753184
https://www.fubosportsnetwork.com/

>>149753207
we're not shrimpo b

Nate just won the story

nates a real one fer shur

NOTHING CAN STOP A TRAIN

Nate is doing the monkey showman bit because he's 36 and probably getting cut if he loses this fight and isn't entertaining.

Why did shrimp mindbreak this general?

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>>149753216
thanks anon

>>149753228
>isn't entertaining

Nate Landwehr doing what he does best, using a poor black man's head as a punching bag.

I ate a huge plate of sushi + 2 little boxes of yogurt + some mici (grilled meat). My belly looks cute and pregnant.

Gonna have a really pleasurable shit in about 30 mins.

This buck getting branded after this.

>>149753260
didnt know paddy posts here, sup meng

>Every single french fighter is black
How does this happen to your country? You were an empire.

Charriere is like if you were hunting down Kape impersonators in random gyms

Dance for me, boy

>>149753231
shrimpdick is our resident heavybag, we beat on him between the fights

>Go for a bunch of explosive takedowns after 3 minutes of striking domination
>Fade hard and end up getting beat up by a hillbilly shitter

KWAB

heem

OOOOOHHHH HEEEEEEEEM

SWANG AND BANG

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SWANGY

>>149753284
tummy pats

>does a retarded show in the break
>gets heemed into oblivion
nate with a nigger moment

TRAIN
DERAILED

>>149753285
Merab gaslit people into thinking takedowns don't use up a lot of energy

early

damn

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

BATTERED THAT FREAK KEK

early. nate was on that single

early stoppage
nate won the story

Pillow fisted white boy really thought he was doing something with his pitter patter in round 2. I saw this coming a mile away.

me to hasbullah

HAHAHA KWAB TRAIN FAGGOT

slowest fight night thread all year, jesus christ. it's not even an apex card

>Just go forward and heem
Why haven't more fighters figured this out?

Conductor we have a problem

Can you stop being mean to shrimp he just wants to have a chill stream with y'all

Corner should’ve told Nate to come out and wrestle

>>149753218
>continuing this charade
It's like that scene in the Wizard of Oz where they pull back the curtain by the "Wizard" and they're still trying to orchestrate they're nonsense. Nigga, your pants are down, we can see your dick and it's small, shrimplike one could say.

I'm enjoying the new metric of wild hooks we are moving away from gay boxing technique and back to what the ufc was created for actual fighting.

DOG BLESS AMERICA

damn, Nate the Train got BLACKED

lmao

>>149753328
I only care about Thompson.

Wonderboy needs a W.

Nate got so used to beating up blacks he started acting like one himself and paid the price

>>149753260
>sushi and yogurt
>full
Are you homo?

We did it The Weeknd bros.

UUUUUUH I'M BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
NO I CAN'T HEEM SLEEPY NO UNTIL I FEEL YOUR TOUCH

Ngannou vs Rozenstruik esque with those swings

showing chandler what it is to be hapsplosive

>>149753343
beautiful uppercut nate

oh nonono nate landmine bros!!! OUR BUSSY IS BASTED IN BLACK BUTTER!

get that goofy ahh white boy hairline back to your midwest trailer nigga

fuck timmy gon do?

>>149753337
You sound mentally ill. Take some prozac.

Guys really need to learn to go to their back when they're rocked

>>149753329
DDP has paved the way for actual fighting instead of people thinking they need technique

There's just something special about western asian pussy

>>149753349
They probably add up to like 1kg of food.

man I got these takis popcorn at walmart shit is mad hella good

>>149753349
>this charles pic
kek

>>149753347
What did he do

>>149753369
gayest post of all time

#FranceFort

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

>>149753334
Drink bleach, I'm begging you rid us of your spam and bullshit, rest in piss

KEKWAB

post what your're are drinking right now/tonight

>>149753329
>>149753371
Honestly more MMA fighters should stop pretending that they have technical striking. Unless you're one of the ~5 guys in the org with actual boxing/muay thai background you should just swang and bang.

>>149753369
this isn't boxing

>>149753392
water

Im drinking milk

france's last white man

get this frenchie off the mic

>>149753392
drinking coffee i just woke up

>>149753389
Nate was working a single leg

HEEEEM

Imagine getting heemed by a darkie then they start talking French hoe lee fuk

>>149753388
Unwarranted aggression is a sign of low IQ.

Fook eet, let's swang and bang.

>>149753284
pit sniffs

>>149753392
chamomile tea

i vvill eat ze escargot

>>149753380
To balance off

>>149753403
Yeah, that's why it's good strategy.

all nate had to do was shoot

>>149753392
Water.

>>149753329
>Just go forward and h-ACK

Why is everyone so angry at Shrimp? He seems chill?

>>149753392
trader joe's $4 cab/syrah blend

>>149753413
Why are you up so early on sunday?

all the stars are here

>>149753376
I want to eat her shit

>>149753392
Milk

what did i miss bros? i was watching AEW

ufc is my nation

dana is my leader

>>149753437
same here. got drunk alone for two UFC events and realized it's just a bad excuse to create a problem, Only drink if watching with friends now.

>>149753438
Krylov has some of the lowest fight iq ever. He jumped straight into Paul Craig's guard and blitzed at Reyes, known for a devastating and accurate left hand

Most heems come from wild swings but helwanis will have you believe you need 5 jabs to setup your sixth jab so you can throw a hook

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

Hain't been streaming bros, what've I been missing?

>>149753467
the milks gone bad

>>149753467
NAME

OH NO NO NO PISSLAMXISSIES

>>149753420
>Unwarranted
Yeah, that's the last bit of attention you're gonna get from me, I'll just keep reporting your posts in silence. I hope the VPN hopping makes your life difficult

>>149753481
grim

>>149753459
all the stars are here (You)

DricGOD

Dricus vs Khamzat is the only fight coming up that's worth a shit.

The UFC is barely worth illegally streaming for free anymore.

>>149753468
based moxley, what a freak

milf in the back eye fucking cormier

>>149753481
Four white men? Wifeboy summer?

TOPTURO KEKED

Every woman lust's for me, every man wants to be m

>>149753497
>announcing reports

>>149753481
Kayla is only there because she's the only American champ kek

>>149753492
fatty boo batty.

>>149753481
>2025 fighter of the year
>for a single defense against late notice moicano
brazza privilege

>>149753492
Cheryl Blossom

Finna clean my monster, call me Valter Walker.

>>149753510
There are only 2 white men in that pic.

>>149753503
HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

>>149753535
Kayla Harrison and who else?

>>149753492
Pat sbatini

>>149753468
This is what passes for entertainment in TrannAEW?

why do people post porn in gamethreads

not watching slapshit

NEVER watching slapshit

Just caught a 7' alligator and hauled him off my property.
>durr why do you need a pickup truck for anyway
For that.

How is topuria not fighter of the year, they never even mentioned him

>>149753503
HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!1!

Shrimp is kinda ragdolling you streamlets ngl.

Had to heem my own grandma earlier, totally rocked her shit but now she's not complaining about not being able to watch the food channel.

>>149753550
latent homosexuality

Why does the average UFC heavyweight look like a used tire salesman nowadays.

Entire division is bums.

>>149753557
Why didn't you eat it?

>>149753525
the legend

>>149753457
i quit cocaine and booze so now i wake up early and go do callisthenics, run and go to the spa.
Rn im fucked up sore so im going straight to the spa im not even watching poois hope my parlay hit though last leg out of 7 is bonfim and under 2.5

>not watching slapshit

>N-ACK

>>149753371
Truly

I'm so tired but I'm trying to stay up for the main event. Watch Derrick shit the bed and make it all in vain.

Ilia switched the entire timeline to shirt king summer I can't keep Amazonian goddesses off me

>>149753582
Gonna sell him for 200 dollars

>>149753517
based knower

>>149753560
Beating off Slamdaddy's sloppy seconds doesn't get you accolades.

>>149753392
dr pepper

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

>>149753577
erm sports?

Cutman Tate sighting

>>149753588
>Life altering brain damage for $400

>>149753557
no you didn't you called the city like a little bitch

>>149753560
they quite literally did mention why he's not nominated
american listening comprehention in full action

>>149753588
I just don't understand this at all. He clearly hit him with the bones of his wrist/arm. I keep hearing this isn't allowed but every highlight I see has this happening.

>>149753584
That is a rather small pic for such a big girl

>>149753542
DDP obviously.

>>149753609
Is that that Dr pepper? That's that Dr pepper.

>>149753587
Unbased but also based. Stay health hungaranon

>>149753611
ok here

you guys think its too late for me to be a mma fighter, im 35

>>149753615
Anybody who signs up for powerslap didn't have much to damage in the first place

>>149753584
Gianna Michaels is one of the few people I've ever seen that was just meant to do porn. She was put on this earth to drain ballsacks

>>149753618
How do you know what he did and didn't do you protecting dumb little bitch?

>>149753623
both our countries are filled with shitskins man. if you're actually white, why hate? we're all drowning together.

>>149753634
dr pepper

>>149753647
You write like someone with a mental illness, unironically.

>>149753615
And a night in Vegas absolutely worth it if you're a 2000+zoomer soulless goul

>>149753618
Your mom called the city when I ass raped her is she a bitch?

>>149753653
just stating facts b

>>149753637
White niggas will see this and go
>Holy heck that's a lot of booty!

>>149753584
If she hadnt got HIV, shes the only porn whore i would have married.

>>149753468
what is wrong with these people

>>149753647
trvke

>>149753648
i'm his neighbor you rerard

>>149753588
>>149753624
yeah, clearly bottom of palm. it's ridiculous. palm strike to a little zoomer's weak, malnourished jaw unprotected.

>>149753659
Nobody who stays up until 5/6am to watch Fight Nights is mentally well

>>149753657
https://youtu.be/5GJ-yiG6pJc?si=797NahozxUxeQ6AI

Shrimp's chat is so much chiller than here lol

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>>149753633
is there a place to bet on this? because i will bet my life they dont give it to the white african chad. sadly no blacks, so they'll have to give it to one of those mountain monkeys.
>>149753665
it is what it is

Psychically heeming everyone's sperm count ITT rn.

Stream for a nzfag?

>>149753689
POG AND EPIC BROSKI xD

>>149753666
those are athletic women, not your obese mother

>>149753694
>>149753690

>>149753686
were on 4chan papa

>>149753694
don't be antisemitic

>>149753694
picrel mate

>>149753687
hell yeah
dr pepper

>>149753637
This experiment is highly unscientific. It should be performed with the barbell placed on an incline so only the force of gravity acts on it. This would produce consistent and reproducible results.

>>149753705
Monitor :)

>>149753668
>HIV
Yeah I doubt it, bitch got hella fat

>>149753689
fr

>>149753647
yep and she's huge too not fat, she could easily make a manlet like myself feel like a forced sex shota bitch IMO

Yeah I'm thinkin shrimp won.

>>149753279
Ethnic french people usually stay away from proletarian sports. Same with football, even 50 years ago half the national team had foreign surnames

>>149753691
man they literally just said merab won
are you watching on mute or something
respectfully of course

I've seen Steve Garcia fight 6 times and I have no idea who he is. He should change his name to Magical Mr. Mephistopheles

unconscious calvin kattar
unconscious calvin kattar's forehead as my ballsack mantle

>>149753691
This is actually wrong, most street fights take place on the feet between two drunk guys and end as soon as one of them lands the first sloppy punch with all their body weight behind it

>>149753718
yea she aint dead she has onlyfans I think but the magic is gone

>>149753705
my first gf was romanian. godlike beauty. she was even 1 year older than me. i was not persuing the sex enough and was bsaically a BOY. she is a neurosurgeon now. and im on here. one halloween she rested her head on my lap for like an hour i should have taken out my wang.

dont be like me. take out your wang.

>>149753727
hell yeah dude

>>149753726
yeah i was watching bkfc i just saw the screenshot of the 4 dudes up for the award . suprirsed it wasnts islam desu.

>>149753736
>t. never stood his ground

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

I'm convinced the anti Shrimp posters are Dana shills.

>>149753733
The magic was gone for me when she started doing nigger gangbangs.

The UFC stands for the Ultimate "Fighting" Championship not the Ultimate "MMA" Championship you'd do well to remember that.

no clip of the nate heem?

>>149753732
the inevitably end up on the ground rolling around like pigs brazza, u know diz

unrelated meme and frankly contradictory to my statement, but i love it

>>149753735
powerful story

>>149753758
Won't back down syndrome

>>149753759
Totally bro I have so many Ari shekels, it's totally that and not the fact that you're a spamming faggot.

this nigga Kattar done forgot how to fight

>>149753770
>mutiple sets of tanlines
>ideal position
>plenty of sand

>>149753782
Shrimp doesn't spam.

Zalal already solved Kattar, just run away all fight

yeah kattar is done and washed. aint got that dog in him no more

>>149753770
Every single woman lust's for me this whore included

>>149753798
I'm talking directly to you faggot

>>149753798
this isnt good for your mental health third world bro. you cant be meaking more than $5 a night doing this. i'll triple it to stop spamming. this is a win /win.

Spammy doesn't even realize how badly the mods are gonna fuck his life.

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!!!

>>149753811
>lust's
good morning saar

any time they talk about how "bloody" a fight it gonna be pre-bout you just know it's gonna be a fucking snooze fest

boring ass fight, dana needs to add cage hazards like spinning saw blades or spikes to spice this up

kattar is so fucking shit

Kattar is slow as fuck. He’s done

>>149753811
>lust's
get in the crocodile, nigger

This bitch didn't land a single strike all round. He's throwing overhands that miss by a mile. UFC is a joke.

>>149753735
Now sues with an Indain man

>>149753811
SAAR THE LUST IS NOT TO BE REDEEMED SAAR

>>149753823
>>149753822
I'm not shrimp, but he seems like a cool guy. You're just irrationally angry, get some mental help.

kattar downloaded the data

Holloway/Kattar is one of the biggest instances of a loss ruining a fighter. It's nowhere near as bad as something like Ferguson/Gaethje, but it's up there

>>149753771
kek

I'd beat Kattar's ass and call him a pussy and spit in his face and pee on his shoes

time for kattar to whitesplode

>>149753856
I think youd be surprised. I think he'd fuck you up, I really do.

>>149753861
They dont do that

Shrimp would heem all of you guys.

>>149753852
gaethje won his last fight though

kattar was top dawlg and a world beater for like one fight and now he's fighting unranked shitters?

>>149753847
You're definitely shrimp, no one likes you you spamming faggot. The mods need to ban anyone asking for or posting stream links. This annoying shit has gone on long enough

Crisp boxing

>>149753847
i didn't display any anger. can you not read shrimper? you should get back to spamming before the night is over.

Garcia would have more success if he was more aggressive.

HOLY HEEM, GLAD I WATCHED IT ON HEEM'S APPROVED DELUXE 4K STREAM!

beautiful boxing Calvin

Wasn't paying attention.
Who is winning?

You now remember CB Dolloway

>>149753878
The mod doesn't need to take the advice of mentally ill people. Also plenty of people like Shrimp, including me.

I would fight in big Doc Martin boots. Dont care if its illegal.

The highlight of Kattar's career is almost beating Zabit

BESS BOGGSER IN THE UFC

>Fighting a spammer in open stances
>Throws 0 kicks
God I hate this masshole so much.

>>149753844
what? nobody is intimidated by an indian. i pity them.

man, kattar is doing so little that it's thowing off garcia who prefers brawling

>>149753873
Cumskins, crackers, pink prey, honkies

The question is can Garcia heem?

Stop replying to him and post fat shuts instead. Get some positivity in here while we watch these shit fights

>>149753883
I'm not shrimp. Can you stop being schizophrenic for just 1 minute?
Also shrimp doesn't NEED to do anything. He's doing this out of the kindness of his heart.

>>149753878
they want it to go on. think of a 4chan mod who mods /sp/ . he probably mods several other ones too. he's an incel freak indian faggot. they assume anyone into sports is a chad. so they do NOT REDEEM

Kattar is psychologically Boston Bombed

19-19 3rd will decide it

He should retire

Garcias missing weapon he needs to develop is his left body kick/headkick mixup since he’s southpaw. He’d get a lot more punching opportunities if he could pin down the other guy with his kicks

I love when le technical boxers get beat up on the feet because they aren't actually boxers. They're MMA fighters who can't wrestle. There are no actual boxers in the UFC.

Your haircut is probably less than $40

>>149753903
Funny how its only canadians defending this faggot. Then again nevermind, its just you shrimp, I wonder how much money you spend on vpns.

What happen to lre crispy bogser?

If bland had a face it would be Steve Garcia's

>>149753941
Petr Yan was like a national amateur boxing champ in Russia

Kattar fighting like a cancer patient

i thought calvin had good grappling

>>149753942
Ido it myself.

kwab

what a fight

10% too crispy

>>149753960
spacibo
cague de la

>>149753902
I remember CB faking against Hector Lombard and then Herb Dean making him take a beating as punishment in his next fight.

Amir Sadollah was the first fighter I ever boyed.

I can feel the heem coming on.

>>149753957
Grim

>>149753932
Canadian flag, Indian spam. Makes sense

>>149753977
father time comes for us

Shrimp really mindbroke you obsessed discord tranny faggots.

just HOW bad is Brian Ortega??

alright, give Kattar his retirement fight with Billy Q

>>149753981
hate that guy

>spinning shit
He's done

>>149753988
T City is the most beautiful man in the UFC try again

damn, hoped for a heem. but garcia is still a fun fighter to watch

Bros losing to a Mexican who simply spams the a button

>>149753770
You know that ass can shit

Sneed > Spammy >>>>> Shrimpdick

sad to see. kattar is throwing like hes under water

topuria was ducking garcia

I think kattars clinch work got him rd2 but Garcia dominated 1 and 3

>>149753988
Pretty fucking bad

was katar the "best boxer in mma" that got completely clowned on by max holloway a few years back?

Xadame desperately trying to insert xerself into the conversation about annoying spamming faggots.

>>149754020
imma firin ma lazer

Whats with this nigga music? Wow, UFC is a disgrace

the most impressive thing about this is that kattar was still ranked

>>149754033
yes but he made it up by pummeling giga chicadze

>>149754020
When the pawg milf bounces on it xD

>>149754033
He's the guy that fraud checked Giga.

Hang those boston balls up

>>149754040
haha yeah that was pretty sweet.

KWAB

Thats five losses in a row

NASHVILLE BABY

>>149753952
Well, he's actually good.

>>149754037
its not bad just because there's no phonk

an new thread
>>149754062
>>149754062

>>149754035
Factual post Im afraid

>>149754055
Lewis
Wonderboy
Garcia
Charierre
Petrino
Tokkos

>>149754055
>not one wonderbeliever

WONDERCHAD THE ARYAN WARRIOR