google afl fixture yourself mate

/bane/

nick daicos fucking lol

josh daicos is superior

>West Coast recruit Jack Graham has been suspended for four games, after being found guilty of using a “highly offensive” homophobic slur directed as a GWS opponent in Round 17
>he self reported otherwise would face up to 6 weeks being suspended

/fred/

better dead than fred

>>149752902
lecras did it better

pumped for naarm v north naarm today

>>149752902
Bit like a bloodied female UFC fighter getting interviewed after a fight. it doesn't look tough. It doesn't really look cool. It doesn't look manly. Because it's a female. Same thing here. He's wearing a Fremantle guernsey so it's impossible for him to look tough or manly lol. It just devalues it for when others are in a similar position. fremantle will never be taken seriously sorry champ

POWAH

>>149753007
trvke

>>149753007
he also can never recover from gaff mogging him and rearranging his face

had a great root last night

>>149753159
same

>>149753007
correct take and a real shame for future manly players

>>149753159
same

dont think I fit in here anymore

i spent all night debating and discussing a sport i hate

Games gone might just like this country think I should get my passport and apply for refugee status in Indonesia.

>>149753246
crisp nrlsperg

norf finna gonna get pumped like a slampig

>>149753256
>there are too many foreigners coming these days who are different to me and dont fit in
>i reckon the solution is I becoming a foreigner in another country where I dont fit in
Genius

>>149753281
crisp mrs pink

>>149753290
never said that did i champ?

>>149753290
japs are asking for more immigration, i think all you animefags should do Australia a favour and fuck off there.

>>149753320
kek his mind his just constantly on politics
absolute sad fuck

people are saying I should watch this sport

>>149753290
why is everything with about race with you leftists?

>>149753533
well you picked a ripping first game to watch

>>149753533
normally i'd say "please" but the sport effectively died today the sheep are now at the slaughterhouse and any sheep that even think to stray from the path are self reporting themselves so they stay on the path we are walking hand in hand into our own oblivion Australia is no longer the lucky country and afl has effectively been systematically dismantled

That was horrendous, we were beating Adelaide, GC and GWS at points in the last two years. Biggest conjob of all time and you're lapping it up aren't you big boy. least the tigers can recline and say 3 premierships. When we recline we see 25 years years of mediocrity , declining crowds and memberships and no hope in sight.

I am done, I've had 25 years of this BS, more than many of you have been alive and I am not the only one done. We'd get 80k back in the day when we played North and we got 30k a few months ago on a Thursday

I hope Zach leaves, another longer sufferer and just like Daniher people that are long serving Essendon people NEED TO LEAVE.

How bad is Caddy's efforts? GET OFF TIKTOK mate, drinking your own bathwater and you're not even 1/10th the player Sam Darcy is.

I could of gone to the MCG today it's a 20 minute walk to watch the Roos and the Dees but the love of the game is just dying and Essendon is singlehandedly killing it. I've gone from teenager to 40 year old and they still ain't won a final.

I suddenly feel like I've wasted my life.

calling someone a cocksucker is so offensive it gets you a four week ban, that's how horrible sucking cocks is

obviously licking pussy is fine so calling someone a pussy licker wont get you banned

>>149753818
Nah just ask Tom Morris

>>149753799
>but the love of the game is just dying
yep the league is turning plastic completely agree with this bigfooty post from the essendon team board

>>149753946
I sent a threats to the MCG hotline, I'm all the news will talk about this week.

did he say the F slur?

>>149753984
I think that's the solution is for everyone to spam the hotline with fake bogus reports and just overwhelm the system but knowing the afl they'd painstakingly go through the 10's of thousands of texts to ban every single one of those people even if it threatens their bottom line.

I'd advise all of you to self report otherwise you face an even worse punishment.

>>149753799
>I've gone from teenager to 40 year old and they still ain't won a final.

Essendon fans had it better than most will ever have it during the Hird Lloyd years

if i got caught saying faggot id just say im a massive poofter myself
there is literally nothing they can ask to get you to prove it

Essendont

no way fag

its hard to think there is two massively shit sides in north and richmond and then there is another club that has 3 less wins than them and has been shit for years longer

>>149754239

>>149754186
Just 2000, I was too young for 1993 and I was there when we surrendered to Brisbane at 3 quarter time in 2001, haven't been a serious team since

>>149754290
iggs will win today

CAP THIS POST

>>149753799
Essendon SHOULD have had a 3 peat 99-00-01

Bottled it with one of the greatest teams of all time. When you consider that they have always kind of sucked.

when ginnivan showboats into an open goal its a massive problem and he is a flog
when picket does it is so cool and brave le what a magician xd

>>149754316
Ngl missing SPP and Ratugolea does worry me slightly for today, but I just hope that Zak and Connor are turning up. If they do then port should win comfortably.

But both teams with little to play for an upset is feasible.

hmm not sure if i can be arsed watching this melb v north game but i'll probably put it on anyway

>>149754402
crisp kelli underwood calling from the studio

Reminder to all South Australians that having any bladed weapon other than an axe or kitchen knife is now illegal unless you get a special permit from the government and need it for employment purposes.

Hand in your ceremonial samurai swords immediately or risk up to 10 years jail.
This is needed to stop "youth gangs" (africans) terrorising people with machetes (they will still keep their weapons).

>>149754343
rules me different rules for thee

not sure why some fat neet needs a samauri sword anyay
stop watching anime you fucking loser

>>149754343
Well ginnivan is a fucking flog and pickett is based

lads, jake just posted

>Breaking news out of Marvel Stadium is they can't get the roof shut at the moment
BASED AS FUCK

What is kath thinking here?

>>149754581
>"Yeah uhhh I'm not wearing purple tonight"

>>149754581
>Wonder what the lads on /afl/ are up to...

>>149754682
I wonder this every day

>>149754581
Trying to think of a funny horse related caption, I got nothing lads.

lads the sumo starts today

>>149754692
Same 2bh

>>149754477
god it feels good to be a queenslander
i own a katana, multiple knives and gel blasters all perfectly legal

>>149754700
i find it interesting that it has a few dedicated generals on 4chan
pretty obscure thing to be into but i respect it

>>149754740
thing:
thing japan: :O

>>149753290
what don't you get? if i'm going to be surrounded by forens in me own country might as well move as then i get to choose which forens i'm surrounded by. simple as.

>>149754734
imagine the size of this fuckin unit

>>149754700
what time is your mother competing champ?

>>149752871
>six weeks for calling someone a faggot
How much did willie get for his death threats?

>>149754766
good post anon

>>149754316
wish you would stop fucking posting this mate

>>149754778
0 well 1 after he already stood down himself
he has now turned the whole thing into a sob story about the abuse causing him to want to retire fyi

>>149754343
kill yourself hawkroach

>>149754766
i understand you are trying to make a fat mum joke but unfortunately for you women are not allowed to participate in sumo (at the professional level)

>>149754290
norf have been shit for way longer you dumb cazzie

>>149754797
ya mums ya dad champ

>>149754797
Sounds like Japan needs to get with the times, it's 2025 ffs.

>>149754740
when you compare population size /afl/ is far more obscure
>>149754754
fuck up stupid

There's a footy match on btw

>>149754835
dumb weeb

the dees are on fire

>>149754835
yeah but it's only australians here, while the sumo threads are majority non-japs

>>149754842
I only watch my team play.

not really excited to watch my porties today tbqhwy

>turn game on
>hear kelli
>turn game off

Sometimes I watch 4k videos of night walks through japan and imagine it's me there.

>>149754892
this post physically made me cringe

queen might be the worst band in the history of music

>>149754892
this post physically made me based

Food is the only thing that makes life worth living

>>149754969
based fatcunt

>>149754969
Gluttony is a sin. Sins do NOT make life worth living, for they are wasteful

>>149754329
Not in the 80s and as much as we should of had a 3peat in that era we still have 16 flags and Sheeds still got 4-5 wildly different teams to the final dance

84-85
90 (shoulda won)
2000
2001 (shoulda won)

e-christcuck vs mickhead
whoever wins we lose

>>149754581
She'd be wet, it's all biological. I guarantee you if you used a moisture detector downstairs or even your nose you would find evidence of it

third 'ster of the day

Sumo is great, people with non-Japanese blood dominating it though upsets me, there's a few streaming twitch channels and nhk

>literally no meaningful games today (unless it's your peem)
>no big clubs either
kek

>>149755062
Three sisters in one day? I have my doubts.

>>149754985
>>149754997
I'm 73kg

nrl posters dont realise how obvious they are to spot

imagine if the roof collapsed at marvel and just squished 2 whole teams

>>149755126
sorry meant 173kg

>>149755111
Sydney are playing in an hour, dumbass.

given up
this club has destroyed my soul

>>149755186
i think it was in south america, years ago a lightning bolt struck the field and killed the entire of one team with the other being unharmed
apparently they were accused of witchcraft or some shit

>>149754969
>>149754997
Every man is entitled to one weakness mines alcohol.

>>149755223
Isn't there a video where they all just randomly fall over, looks creepy as fuck.

rember that time when the peegirls beat poort after the siren two years in a row on their home deck
i'm feeling it's gonna happen yet again

>>149755207
It's always darkest before the dawn.

we dont really do the whole pee poo thing here mate

>>149755262
yeah theirs a high chance of memeery in this match

>>149755276
poos and wees lost yesterday

>>149755274
ive been promised false dawns for the past two decades of my life.

food is average as fuck wish i didn't have to eat

>>149755274
Mate there is no fucking dawn with Archie Perkins, Andy McGrath etc etc there will no fucking dawn

>>149755379
what's your weakness then? women, cards? every man is entitled to one.

>>149755379
love eating. it's deciding the meal, buying the ingredients, cooking them, disposing of the rubbish and washing the dishes that does me in

is that the new mcsmart meal?

>>149755379
based cantgainweightsperg

>>149755432
more like mcslop

>>149755379
Why do you wake up in the morning, do you have sex or something?

I used to eat maccas constantly, quit it, lost a bunch of weight and now can't stand it

Boys, we are slop eaters right? Let's be honest, single males

i mostly eat stir fries and roasts

>>149755458
Ppeak for yourself me and dolly eat an asian fusion diet.

>>149755458
No, I cook almost all my meals from scratch at home. You'd have to be a lazy financially illiterate idiot to buy fast food slop.

is st kilda sydney still the pride game?

Any meat and 3 veg CHADS in the chat?

piesperg and nrlsperg eat each other's semen for the protein

my weakness is booze and video games
6 months clean from weed
think about buying some everyday though

>>149755458
No

>>149755479
Same

i rape the collingwood football club and shit diarrhoea all over it

>The two-time Richmond premiership player — who is now a part of West Coast’s leadership group — will undertake Pride in Sport education as a result of his actions

could you imagine fucking sitting through this shit

>being so completely obsessed with bringing up nrl in /afl/ that you have to make up posters that don't exist to have arguments with

Wimbledon final starts at fuarkin 1am tonight

my swans will win today

>>149755529
damn that's crazy i don't care

>>149755511
Remember when a Gold Coast player called someone a fag & they gave him 6 weeks & made him film an apology on their twitter

>>149755529
yep I want to watch it but fuck that considering it will be a 4+ hour slog. should be a classic though

>>149755479
I had frozen pizza, hungrys and sushi and I am 85 kilo and 182cm, not even fat just a slop glutton

>>149755486
I was before the year 2000.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
JEET JEET JEET

I'm going to laugh at the AFL and its cuckstomers in about 40 minutes

>>149755597
15 kgs heavier than me and 10 cms shorter
you're a bit chubby bro

why is north wearing the native jersey but the cucks are wearing their normal ones

>>149755499
nice yeah i want to switch from booze to weed i think it'd be healthier on the physiological side of things but my mental health would probably deteriorate and it stays in your system for a month so you'd be flagged in a drug test
and knowing me i'd just be high and drunk anyways

>>149755618
kek get a load of this tall glass of dish water

so this Sunday Melb vs Norf game is only on kayo too wtf up with that

>>149755629
yeah it's better than booze but it makes you lazy and gay, i was always nervous driving around because i had been done for drug driving previously and all the jobs i was applying for needed a clean drug test, not worth smoking the shit at the end of the day and i would always drink and smoke, they go together like wine and cheese.

just looked at the schedule
>pride game

kek gayfl lmao

>>149753159
give us some more details mate. positions, length of the root etc

imagine being nrlsperg and browsing a thread about a sport you hate just to defend nrl whenever its spoken about
really sad behaviour, but thanks for contributing to our community while your thread stays dead kek

weed is for limp dicked reddit cuckolds

>>149755708
take your meds mate. "nrlsperg" doesn't exist.

nrlsperg exists and he keeps replying to me

>>149755708
he spent hours last night researching brisbane lions history to try and prove some wrong statement he made kek

Lads, Jye just posted.

>>149755720

how the fuck are smellbourne and shit kilda below essenon

there's only 4 decent teams at the moment the rest are all shit

>>149755761
he played yesterday mate

collingwoods injuries are starting to impact their games and it's come at a great time. i don't think they can go all the way now. they've got zero depth as they traded away their future.

it's an interesting discussion

>>149755800
yep they need pendlebury and sidebottom to carry them also
they will run out of legs in finals

why is there so much trash on the field? melbourne is so disgusting

>>149755815
its their land mate

remember when trolling was considered a art form?

Deleted the AFL app, closed my betting accounts, unsubscribed from Kayo and footy podcasts -- I'm done with this shit sport after the farcical games yesterday. Might just watch the ammos every now and then to get my fix
Shall still be posting in /afl/ daily though

>calling pickett 'the most dangerous player on the park'
bit in that

>>149755827
It's *an art form, dummy.

why is people wearing big freeze beanies so rare after queens birthday is over
do they not buy them to keep warm?

lads, clayton just posted

having a dog at the footy

Another day, another dogshit game
Bravo Dill

>>149755852
i should call him

>>149755852
absolutely gruesome, wouldn't score more than 20% on scrandle

>>149755852
lgm

>>149755852
no sauce is very grim but i'd still chew it

pickett always looks like he is up to no good
not sure why cant put my finger on it

>>149755852
judging by your hand you look like you are well into your 40s if not 50s

>Matt Hill called him Dwayno
I thought that was derogatory

>>149755879
wearing gold is defs boomer territory

>>149755852
not sure that watch suits your complexion fella

>2025 draft power rankings (from june)
>4/10 are from northern academies
nothing fishy here

>>149755888
he could also just be a massive dickhead

>>149755852
Shouldn’t be able to sell this cancer

>>149755852
Based rawdog

>>149755852
every hotdog you eat takes 8 days off your life apparently

>>149755892
forgot image XD

>>149755908
>Grlj
How do you pronounce that? Girl-j?

>>149755905
>eats clean
>doesn't drink or take drugs
>abstains from sex
>exercise regularly
>get hit by a uberpajeet and die at the age of 29

>>149755910
mf has no vowels im dead

>>149755800
sullivan and long have been great tbqh but idk how theyll hold up in playoffs. what actually happened to de goey?

>>149755892
>noooooooooooooooo only elite talent can come from victoria its not fair!!!!!!!!!

>>149755908
three duursmas in the league, basado
>max king
it's tom lynch and josh kennedy all over again

crazy how QLD and NSW are generating elite afl players
any good nrl players come out of VIC, SA or WA?

>>149755922
prolapsed anus

>>149755852
not a single garnish? i respect you but thats grim

>>149755908
damn, a top 10 where they aren't all mids for once
>>149755910
grr-lee maybe?

>>149755931
most nrl players come from outside of australia

>>149755924
i don't care where the talent comes from, i care about nsw/qld getting infinite draft concessions despite already having decent lists

wonder how much of a dent mrs pink made to the north catering budget today

>>149755852
daddy

kek the xaviers in the crowd

son of boomer

>>149755835
As an Essendon supporter, me too

>>149755908
Where is all the WA talent?

>>149755944
shitney doesn't have a decent list

>>149755974
there's a few first rounders predicted, but not really in the top 10- curtin, rodriguez expected to be 10-20 iirc

>>149755852
Good on ya lad, I posted from the mcc a while back and no one mentioned it

swanbros we're so back

>>149755982
Looking forward to my iggs trading pick 1 for one of these spastics.

>>149755992
not sure about pick 1, but maybe pick 2 according to picrel

>>149755852
The wrist of a man who holds up stop signs for a living, which to be far is more than most of this thread which doesn't work

>>149755989
9thney

>>149755999
Those picks are gonna end up being quite high I reckon, hope they don't do this shit again.

does mcg have decent food/drink or should i eat before going

>>149756025

>>149756025
if you like paying 12 bucks for a pie

>>149756028
USA passport I go where I please. cope and seethe from your concentraion camp faggot

THOSE KIDS KEK

seems to be a lot of angry people at the football

They call me the tactician of /alf/

>>149756029
how much is a normal aussie pie? lol

i call you the fuckhead

why do amerifats seethe so hard at tourists and immigrants but then seethe even harder when australians don't want them as tourists or immigrants either

the lack of americlap self-awareness is astounding

>>149756039
i dunno mum usually buys them

>>149756039
i got got a 6 pack of pies for $6 from woolies

uh oh

wowee. That's 8+ weeks.

heem sleepy

>>149755905
imagine believing this

>>149755892
>>149755908
>suns getting 2 more top 10 picks
suns 3-peat '28/'29/'30?

>>149756057
this

listen to the actual arguments being made retard. no one in merica is against tourists or immigration as a concept

finna will need a webm

>sparrow
he didnt fly so good

>>149755852
Is that a big dog or a small roll? That extra inch or two hanging out at the end has me feeling mogged.

>>149756068

Chery & Westinghouse

Even the brand names associated with St Kilda are second-rate

>>149756081
>RSEA instead of RSPCA
yep.

nobody would miss st kilda

>>149756068
>Tristan 'Mao' Xerri

should go to the gym but don't know if i can be arsed
might go tomorrow instead

>>149755959
imagine all the broken bed frames in toby pink's trailer

Knocks like that can change a career

>>149756085
HAHAHAHA that's another it's been years or decades and still don't know what a RSEA is?

gorn and fritch are the two gayest faggots in the entire afl other than curnow and they are on the same team. i hate melbourne

>>149756089
hehe

>>149756089
kek good one

why do people pretend illegally entering a country is okay?

>>149756086
South East needs a team, all the money in this state is from Elwood to Mordialloc.

>>149756086
not even this lad and his misso?

>>149756104
idk ask the brits

>>149756104
because they are addicted to attention on social media and MNCs pump content that supports that position and bots anyone that supports it

illegal entry is rape. illegal immigrants are rapists

>>149756104
Because the compassion of white people is being used against them

wtf boomer's kid is hell good

>>149756086
If they didn't get taken over by the late 2000s cabal and get Ross the Groper back you'd feel a bit sorry for them, but they decided to go full nostalgia and flood defence so they deserve everything they get.

>>149756120
Would've had the ultimate kino if North didn't shaft Boomer. He would've held on to get father + son playing at the same time.
Please tell me the son's nickname is Zoomer.

>>149756120
were all boomers kids

>>149756131
apparently it's 'coomer' which is almost as funny

>>149756134
cooper + boomer, makes sense. zoomer would be better but

>>149756134
It's what now?

>>149756134
Kek

do youguys have gummy worms

not on me

>>149756152
nah but i got a packet of rainbow sour straps
gotta have dindins before i can eat them but

I hate immigrants

Shit game
Pointless too

every heart hate jews

THESE POO TEAMS

>>149756152
Yes but gummies are more commonly shaped like bears or children in our candy.

max heath went to school at xavier

>>149756172
There from China, any lads earning more than 95k here?

>>149755908
why would you use pick 1 on a 200cm lanklet. they are all shit apart from darcy and harris andrews

>>149756172
bears is most common here. pic rel are by far the best and its not close to hopefully you get these

>>149756172
>No artificial colours
So those worms normally come in orange?

>>149756188
it's not easy eating albanese

Carn port

I've gone from 15 to 40 with them being a joke the whole time, it's a fucking lifetime guys

Used to be addicted to gummy shit. Life is better when you cut that out of your diet

>>149756182
Takes a while to fill out that frame. The biggest issue with that is >ruck
200cm is the new 175cm, by the time he hits his prime years (~2033) the ruck rovers will all be taller than him, the ruck.

>>149756200
based man on the cusp of winning a tennis game

>>149756152
i did but ivermectin took care of them

>>149756195
Haven't been to the Adelaide Oval for a long time. Did the Sir Donald Bradman stand get demolished/replaced? Thought it used to be red brick/stone on the opposite end from the hill.

>>149755892
The game needs more talent being produced from the 1st and 3rd most populous states. If the clubs are going to be financing that growth at grass roots instead of the AFL they deserve something for their investment in growing the game.

>>149756200
>Prime highschool years with the 2000 dons
Can't complain about that.

only eat hard sweets me. as a non toddler

>>149756218
based jar of boiled lollies for dinner appreciator

>>149756200
just like my islanders

buncha children in this thread

>>149754778
Didn't even call him a faggot, called him a "poof"
from what I heard. Now he's booked himself a trip to a communist re-education camp.

Got a bit of a sweet tooth I do

>>149755852
I need this up my numhole right now!

>>149756224
based supporter of any nrl team

>>149756212
imagine if lebron played footy

thats that shit nigga

>>149756247
heh

>>149756247
nig naitanui

>>149756105
Move Melbourne to Casey permanently.

Reminder that I tipped St Kilda.

>>149756247
whats the backstory

>>149756265
morning glory

>>149756263
and what the fuck exactly am i supposed to do with that infomation you stupid fucking cunt? do you want a fucking medal? a round of applause? shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself you insufferable faggot

>>149756265
Called a player a poof, and self reported for a lesser sentence. Got a 4 week holiday at a homosexual brainwashing camp.

AHHHHHHHHH

>and what the fuck exactly am i supposed to do with that infomation you stupid fucking cunt? do you want a fucking medal? a round of applause? shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself you insufferable faggot

fuark butler dislocated his elbow or something that's nasty

>>149756283
these were putrid

>>149756275
Ease up sooky lala

>>149756275
This guy is losing money betting on Sydney of all teams. What a faggot

>>149756287
Better sign that monster Port contract before they withdraw it.

>>149756287
gave me a jumpscare when i alttabbed back into the window fuark that looks bad

need a webm of that

>>149755931
youth participation rates for rugby league are through the roof in vic and wa iirc

swanbros i've lost hope again

>>149756299
Youth participation rates generally does not translate to playing the sport later in life nor at a professional capacity. They go where the money is 9/10

playing sum video games

>>149756289
Wrong!

>>149756299
yeah right, so about 20 years behind afl in nsw and qld

>>149756299
i played soccer in primary school and then i discovered online gaming and barely ever go outside anymore unless i absolutely have to
youth participation doesn't mean shit

>>149756299
Surprised parents would allow that. Weren't most young kids being funnelled into soccer to avoid the violent nature of Aussie Rules?

mumza only ever had this bullshit stocked up

soccer is more dangerous than AFL

might wank

>>149756316
auskick is non-existent in nsw and qld, most kids at least here have never even watched a footy game

>>149756337
we dont need to look at non tangible values like auskick or youth participation rates
nsw and qld are producing elite talent that is getting drafted so the proof is in the pudding
what good players from wa and sa are in the nrl?

Have this autistic thing where I can only play video games after like 8pm. Used to play during the day as a kid & felt disgusted afterwards

porties rise up

>>149756347
I know a guy like this

>>149756347
Mental illness.

>>149756299
Soccer and Netball have higher youth participation roots than either code. Do you think that means the A-League or Super Netball are about to become the biggest leagues in Australia?

>>149756360
netball is more than just a game

>>149756224
Oddly enough I followed the Isles, went to a game at the old Nassau Coliseum before it shutdown.>>149756213
That's true but it's been a very long time>>149756206
our list is horrendous

>>149756349
disgusting, get some taste

have this autistic thing where i spend all day participating in discussion of a sport i hate. i watcha nd talk about afl and feel disgusted afterwards

>>149756347
this but tv after 6pm. I feel all fucked up if I watch anything before then

>>149756344
wouldnt know mate i dont watch nrl. anecdotally though, i can tell you interest in afl for kids in qld is non-existent, probably the same in nsw. probably makes it easy for the few kids who are interested in it to become pro.

>>149756259
Know Melbourne is for the intellectuals. St Kilda is for the bayside ferals from the flats of Mentone

>>149756369
how the hell don't you like krystal

>>149756380
best candy forgot these existed fiending now

>>149756380
>98% fat free
Real Diet Coke energy there.

time to watch my piece of shit iggs again, fuck how i hate them

just dont like big plastic tits
sorry

>>149756378
i like women that look like this

Bayside ferals XD

>>149756388

>>149756360
Means more interest in a sport in general usually

guys, is sunday ticket dead?
they've been using fox footy mics all day

>149752846
>149756374

>>149756389
that blonde chick looks like an alien

>>149756389
>Man build
>Bottle blonde
Plenty of those down at the local shopping centre

week off, taking the misso and her kids up to dreamworld and seaworld

>>149756416
Based stepdad stepping up

yore mums taking me to wet n wild

If the other game is the pride game, then this one is the chud game as it has two teams who said homo slurs

pride is a sin

>>149756437
The faggot cup

Woolies chocolate cake for dinner

>>149756282
whats with you people and concentration camps?

Apparently Zak butters his bread on both sides of you catch my drift

how many weeks for calling someone a poof nigger

How much alcohol have you blokes consumed this weekend?

>>149756447
Slow decline into a communist state over the past 15 years. Regular people are only starting to catch on now. It's far too late though.

>>149756461
instant expulsion from the entire AFL system

>>149756463
I only drink socially

-said the unemployed 20 year old>>149756464

The eagles have lots of blonde players, I like that.

Did you guys catch Eleni on the front bar? She was very sweet.

>>149756471
Retired 38 year old with a econ and law degrees who threw money at internet joke that was making the rounds here back in 2009 actually. Thanks for playing.

i've seen enough. sack hinkley

Alirr legit looks 46 years old wtf

>>149756482
/r/ThatHappened

>>149756463
28 Hahn super drys

>>149756482
>that grammar
>degrees
Doubt lmao

>>149756487
If you weren't a child, you'd know how often bitcoin was talked about around here.

>>149756416
LoL
I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD!

CARN IGGERS

>>149756496
It was more when it was $5-10 on /g/ that the spam increased.

>>149756494
I rewrote the sentence from "a double degree" to specify exactly what they are and forgot to remove the "a".

>>149756505
Far from the only problem in that mess

Does Hinkley get sacked if they lose to the Iggs?
Or since it's Carr coaching now, do they not appoint him next year?

Why are the igglers wearing their abo guernsey?

i had chicken nuggets for breakfast, a step up from ice cream

>>149756505
>threw money at internet joke

uhhh... poort xirztergurls...?

>>149756516
Mate I think you need to confront your mum and get closure.

>you aren't allowed to leisurely bounce the ball if an opposition player has a finger on you or its htb

>>149756525
correct. glad you know the rules

Lmaoooooo nice kick

zak butters is getting 200 sc points today

laugh at port

Lmaoooooo nice dick

>>149756530
if a tackle is so impotent you can still bounce the ball at full sprint then it isn't a tackle and this isn't a contact sport

>>149756549
its a holding free kick against then

>>149756521
she says she doesn't remember it, I think she is just too ashamed. she never had the energy to properly raise me, no idea why she decided to have another kid at 34 with a man she wasn't going to stay with

>>149756525
It's dumb because I don't think they have a clear definition of a tackle

>>149756509
Yes, I didn't proofread my post after I rewrote it.
I come for a profession where we pay people to do it for you.

For some reason the ambulance lady at the ground is smiling and wiggling around.

>>149756562
It wasn't fair but you can't let it define you.

>I come for a profession
crisp sissy cd slut

HARLEY SNEED TAKE A BOW

poort adelaide can't even hit targets 15m away kek

harley reid is a jet
plz come to dosn i need a reason to watch the footy

>>149756576
based

This would normally be the game where Port would flat track bully. That they're losing... kek.
Might as well rev up 5aa now.

the absolute state of the poort adelaide poower

The iggs are on fire

REV IT UP
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

Don't even need talkback, the callers are good enough for now.

>poort

the iggles kit is dire

losing to west coast should result in relegation

>>149756595
then dont wear it you fucking idiot

>port do well
>well you see its because ken handed over to josh carr
>port do shit
>fucking ken fuck off
going to miss these spastic fan spergouts

loving the waalitj marawar jumpers

>The 15-word threat to Michael Voss pales in comparison to the vile, demeaning rubbish many of our WAGs have to endure day in and day out on social media. Try being Bec Judd or Nadia Bartel for a day.

why don't you guys like gold timepieces again?

>>149756610
Or Tony pinks wife

>>149756611
they insist on themself

>>149756610

Shaun Burgoyne can't talk, he just said scorebloke

>>149756610
i would spend the whole day licky my own soles, sucking and kissing my own toes

I'd like to stick it in her pink

>ynr that thread where I did nothing but post harley reid suspension posts for no good reason but i thought it was funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWQXwn7DXJc

shiet nigga, lol at both 'codes'

>ynr that time i trolled the gneral by saying we were protesting the mods by posting dick pics at 8pm and like 10 idiots posted their dick

>ynr sports tonight

>>149756642

>>149756642
haha epic prank, that would be gross to see haha! dont do it again!

>>149756642
kek that's funny as fuck when was this i missed it

as a poort fan i know >our season is done, just sad that we got demolished by injuries in preseason and they've just kept coming. i know how dosnfags feel

...BOUNCING BALL...

>BELTING FOOOOOORWAAAAARD

>make bigfooty account
>check the dogs board
>they are all still retarded
>get banned

SHORTY GET INSPIRED
HOW BOW DAT

i just realised that fat and angry dog cunts most definitely post on bigfooty

>>149756662
kek

>>149756516
holy fuck i want ice cream. Might drive to jack in the box for a milkshake

>>149756669

>>149756669
dogsperg went on a tear yesterday lol. legit melted down again.

>>149756669
he's not me retard

>>149756675
fucking hell they sperged so hard they ripped up the fence top

why are dogs fans such turbospergs?

>>149756669
they're SRP mods

sack ken
sack carr
sack the board
sack rozee
sack them all

>thought i lost my gummy worms somehow
>under my keyboard
idk lads im not gonna make it

>>149756674
thickshake > normal shake

said to the waiter I want a normal shake, non thick thanks
>thought consistency was normally that thick because I ordered another caramel one (fuck they're nice) and it was like drinking normal milk. First one must've been thick. As long as they're not too thick they're the better choice

>>149756693

>>149756611
We're all white here. We lack the swarmy look required to pull off a gold watch.

>dogsperg
he's not real you idiots

just bought some wine

>>149756708
would you like some cheese with aht KEK

loomers?

>>149756712
right here fellow loom chad

>>149756669
Nah, they'd stick to their own club specific board/forums. Those are for the real nuffies.

You guys try the mcgriddle?

>Martin ACL
>Xerri suspended
>Team already in shambles
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

>dinner
can of salmon with olive oil
snacking on walnuts because the body prefers eating like a bird for nutrients
>milkshake? lol no, green tea for me

>>149756736
>snacking
ngmi

Lads, Sam just posted

LMAO kilda is really gonna carlton this one away. Anyway I just had a rough bout of curnow

surprisingly good game, this

>>149756445
BASED - I get 10% discount cos Im a loser in real life

>>149756747
You got the phone plan with them?

>>149756739
read me post again tard
le epic troll, got me to reply

>>149756724
No. I've always been interested and I will now that they're finally here in Australia but the price is offputting.

i swear sydney customers are the biggest whingers out there
on bigfooty and reddit they're always seething constantly

>>149756516
BASED we eat goy slop and watch footy

>>149756755
FAK U

>>149756755
You would be too if you had those grand final scars.

bought a pack of timtams and other junk food, threw the unopened pack in the bin our of regret (i'm supposed to be losing weight) and then fished out the pack, opened them up and am now eating the timtams

I've seen bigfooty but only a couple of times because each post looks like a thread op
no idea how it works nor do I care

football australia the governing body for football in australia

just wanted to remind youze guise

>>149756762
more like gender surgery scars

ok maybe sydney customers are justified in seething actually

>>149756763
The undisciplined idiot.

Friendly reminder that Carlton should have won the wooden spoon this year.

>>149756763
you'll get there mate dont stress

>>149756620
diversity jobs.

You should know this by now I saw a firefighter recently that prettty much needed a hip replacement

Loombros!

>>149756783
Just tuned in, thank you loomer

>>149756750
no i work there

Loombrethren?

half time poo

Watch the 'aints fans & bayside ferals burn this place down if they lose

holy mother of gulden

>Grace gets to plow THIS every night
Jelly

Was not expecting this to be game of the round

Do yous blokes like roo?

>>149756804
That was Richmond v Essendon.
High quality defensive football. Finals like atmosphere between 2 powerhouse clubs of the big 4.

>my peem loses to someone
>next week that team gets like 5 injuries
this shit pisses me off

we are the suns of the gold coast sly
we are in the red white blue
we are the suns of the gold coast sky
we've come to lose with empty stadiums ffor you
fight fight fight
for another draft concession
grrr
we will never give in
we are the suns of the gold coast sky
and the team we're the handouts never die

>>149756817
Why go to the effort to troll literally no-one?

>>149756813
kinda but not really, he's overexposed in adelaide to the point of becoming annoying

oh errol

>>149756814
I didn't even watch the first quarter of that slop. I was cooking dinner and by the time it was done the Freo-Hawks game had started.

when do you blokes generally eat dinner? for me, it's 8-ish

ONE LAST ROLL OF THE DICE

>>149756834
6:30ish

>>149756834
whenever mumza get's home from her second job and cooks it

>>149756834
12pm

bit of a kino game this

>>149756834
Pretty fluid but generally around 7:30.

grundy has been massive

>>149756464
I love how communism these days is only the bad parts and none of the good parts like a free house from the government

grundy gotta be all australian this year

swanbros, cheers

>>149756849
He's been massive all season.

>>149756849
It's pretty crazy how many former Collingwood players leave and become one of if not the best player in other clubs.

>>149756834
pretty early cos if i have a huge din din i struggle to fall asleep, so i get most of my food in during the day

>leave

>>149756851
Which communist governments gave citizens free houses?

>>149756872
not him but off the top of my head, yugoslavia

>>149756872
Ya mums communist government mate room between her legs for all the homeless kek KEK

just loaded up on port to win. juicy odds

>>149756834
I binge eat all my food in the first 4 hours of waking and then have to stop

>>149756875
Was it actually "free houses" or subsidised rent for communist-bloc apartments?

i baked the last two threads some other fuckhead can bake a newy

What's it like having a social life and being popular and shit?

>binge ad
>some nrl choco
cucktorians have no idea who this shithead is

>>149756892
idk how it worked but basically if you had a full time job your employer or the state or whoever would provide you a house to live in along with other perks, so says the bosnian guy i used to work with

>>149756899
yeah it's alright ay

>Swans likely have to win at least 5, probably 6 of their next 6 to squeeze into finals
>Have to play GWS, Lions and Cats
Unlucky. I guess other results could go their way but I could see the Lions ending their season next month.

>>149756897
Don't need a newie

>>149756892
Almost certainly the latter.
They are trying to do that here as well. But they've run into the other problem that plagues communist nations. Union corruption. So all that happens is that money gets pumped in, everyone gets paid but nothing actually gets built.

>>149756814
>>149756830
Here are the highlights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sPrvh8Izo0&t=2m40s

>>149756899
Not all it's cracked up to be.
Life is genuinely much better if you're a shut in and have the money to do anything you want.

>>149756834
~7, hate having it earlier because then i get hungry when i go to bed ~11

>>149756899
only good if you enjoy it
if your bring is wired wrong then being a normalfag is shit and unpleasant even if you get to experience it

>go out and see family in the morning
>come back home and sit on pc for the next 11 hours
this is my average sunday

HO!

HEY HEY!

KEN HINKLEY HAS GOT TO STAY!

theres a bag that has elenis pre game knickers in them just sitting underneath the adelaide oval right now

do umpires ever do more than one game in a round

heartily roid is gone end of season right?

liddy finna hit the griddy

>>149756959
Not sure that's a thing

Will west coast win another game this season?

>>149756988
probably, got richmond at home i think

swansbros i'm worried we won't make the 8

are you lads keen to watch essendon on thursday night

>>149756999
keen as mustard

>>149756999
yes because ridley is playing
if he wasn't it would be unwatchable

lads, mitch just posted

>>149756999
not really but i need them to beat gws so i shall be watching

>>149756999
nah. thursday night is pre-church

>essendon have 1 thursday night and 3 friday night games to come

mitch georgiardeez nuts lol

>>149756999
How are we getting dogshit fixturing like that with a floating fixture? Essendon should be Sunday only for the rest of the season. Even if half the team weren't injured they'd still be shit

>>149757014
lmfao
not even dosn customers want this, the afl is so retarded

>>149757018
We are a big team.

>>149756997
assuming that swans beat north, bombers, and west coast, they'd probably need to then also win twice between lions, geelong, and giants

>>149757014
Utterly retarded. Seven must be seething. Half the audience switching off before half time doesn't affect Foxtel/Kayo but which advertisers are going to be paying top dollar to advertise during that?

Is Butts ok?

remaining thu/friday games:
>essendon v gws, brisbane v bulldogs
>hawthorn v carlton, essendon v bulldogs
>bulldogs v gws, adelaide v hawthorn
>hawthorn v collingwood, geelong v essendon
>essendon v saints, freo v brisbane
a few potential good games in here, none of the ones involving dosn though

>>149757030

>>149757030
But are you kings of the big game?

>>149757041
thank fuck the double friday night fixturing will save us from some of the absolute victorian slop thats on show

>>149757042
Cool man. We also have the 2nd biggest fanbase in the league.

>>149757041
trash, good
trash, trash
good, great
good?, trash
TRASH, good

you just know the afl will put essendon v carlton on thursday/friday for the last round

rioli looking fat

>>149757062
turtle is too yummy

>not match fit
bit racist

>>149757058
unironically they will to give essendon & gc the biggest possible break before their make-up game wednesday of the pre-finals bye

its up
>>149757069
>>149757069
>>149757069

>>149757014
going for the same audience that watches motorsport for the crashes

soft fucking free

>>149757068
true unna

>>149757045
football is more than a game

>>149757085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7ZUW3WNfec&list=RDW7ZUW3WNfec&start_radio=1