>>149755266 (OP)
WELCOME TO THE LAND WHERE IT JUST DON'T STOP
TRUNKS POP, TOPS DROP, AND THE FRONT END HOP

Brazil tranny is malding KEK
Based Lewis.

>>149755266 (OP)
Was a good stoppage. He used the fence to get back to his feet. If he had not, he would have left on a stretcher.

That Xicao fella held the cage 3 times lol hype train derailed. His whole camp got humbled

Put him Aspinall

Well it's already over. I guess I'll heem my meng

Texeira was a project and a bum. Glad he got humiliated.

In retrospect it made perfect sense for Frank to fight like a pussy against Derrick

TKO (fence grab)

Blessed Lewis for not fucking in me in the ass for once.

Lewis will beat Asspinall. Mark my words.

how about Eric Lewis
and he's white

>>149755308
Happy you didn't listen to me.

Picks
USA x2

WAKE UP ASSPENILE

>give me $20,000 on Lewis KO/TKO in the 1st round

>>149755306
>cheats during a fight ending sequence

>>149755319
Thank you for your service

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/UWn9bkWL6AI?si

Teixeira be like

>>149755328
ZOGGED

Gane would never

I'd ground and pound Alexa Grasso

I know the ufc has no stars and no viral moments these days but trying to push 40yo derrick lewis as a title contender is a new low

Ufc fucking sucks now. Kino keeps getting stolen from us. Imagine if they had stopped sadykov vs motta when sadykov got dropped. We never would have gotten that kino. This is what I think about everytime I see a shitty stoppage. The worst part is we are expected to smile and say that was awesome, when its not, but it could have been.

All of you faggets that disagree kill yourself. You are a worthless piece of shit and a drain on society and humanity in general.

Texeira would’ve gotten properly slept with a big one after he turned round from his fence grab getup anyway

>>149755306
It just don't sit right with me. The BR didn't look like he was out of it when the fight was ended. Grabbing the fence is a point deduction at worst, not something you end the fight over.

>Ufc fucking sucks now. Kino keeps getting stolen from us. Imagine if they had stopped sadykov vs motta when sadykov got dropped. We never would have gotten that kino. This is what I think about everytime I see a shitty stoppage. The worst part is we are expected to smile and say that was awesome, when its not, but it could have been.
>All of you faggets that disagree kill yourself. You are a worthless piece of shit and a drain on society and humanity in general.

>>149755345
dc vs peewis still feels like yesterday

>>149755347
These young zesty niggas are the ones calling us 'unc' online... SMDH

Gane vs Lewis II super fight book it

Every woman lust's for me, every man wants to be me, who am I heem? Or am I...heem...

Teixera deserved that for all the shit they were saying throughout the fight week. Well deserved

>>149755347
me in the back with the mop

UFC fucking rocks and you'll watch it

>>149755345
hmm the Aspinall army already out in full force to arrange the preduck

>>149755356

>>149755266 (OP)
Fuck Dana

>>149755377
This is my thought exactly

it was a fluke texeira wins 99.5 out of ten times

Night night topiglet.

My guess is ref wanted to warn Teixeira about the fence grab, but then realised that he actually helped him by giving him a break for the warning so just ended it

>>149755383
No. Im a mega fan who's been watching for like 15 years and even I am losing my patience with this semen slurping sport. If something came along that could replace it for me I would do it in a fucking second.

ultimate fighting btw

I will ground and pound Alexa Grasso maybe Natalia Silva next, fine ass

>>149755399
This

bring back mario yamasaki

My main boy Ilia is the only drawl in the entire MMA combat sports realm lol God I love being me

>You're brown

>>149755406

>>149755328
>filename

>>149755436
>t.

>>149755436
how come you don't live in the shithole your parents came from?

Quintessential HerZOG stoppage

someone post the black beast huge bitch's pussy

trebucheting hasbulla 600 yards into the hardened stone walls of a formidable fortress

>>149755289
literally the most blatant fence grabs in UFC history, dude was fucking climbing with ten fingers in the cage

>>149755308
You've posted this in every thread. Go to bed, faggot

I got 250 off $25 on Poois by KO and Steve/kattar going to decision
I'm a fucking genius

guru chat be wil'in

>>149755495
gambling addicts don't actually care about winning money as much as they care about telling people they won money

What is Herzog supposed to do?

He cant stop the fight and take away a point for the fence grab, that would only help texeira recover and hurt lewis cause no way that fights going to the scorecards. Texeira saved himself by blatant fence grab. It would be like a fighter getting submitted and biting their opponent to escape and then getting mad for the fight being stopped.

>>149755517
stop the fight
place lewis in mount
give him one free shot then restart the fight

doesn't matter how he looked like after the stoppage, all the ref saw was a guy desperately lifting himself up by grabbing the fnece multiple times
stoppage was correct

>>149755491
Looked like the end of Rocky 2 when he's climbing up the ropes. Such an absurd rule violation right during a fight ending sequence. Taking a point, or even two, wouldn't have been sufficient, and disqualification would have been messy. Stopping it was the best option, guy deserves the KO on his record.

>>149755517
He wasnt stopping a takedown he just used it to stand up who gives a fuck

>>149755436
>sucking old jewish dick 1,000 miles away
you are weird

Welp... time to play skyrim with over 500 porn mods until my computer and brain get fried respectively

>>149755536
>he just used it to stand up who gives a fuck
To escape from getting his face caved in. Fight was over if he had not cheated. He took the risk and it didn't pay off.

>>149755526
Lol

>>149755517
smack his hand off the fence like you always do and let the fight continue you tardo

so what are we doing now?

>>149755547
Imagine helwani getting off to your misery

>>149755550
I dont consider it cheating because I've seen people do it a million times and nothing happens because they're not doing it to stop a take down they're doing it because putting your hand flat on a fence to stand up is weird your hand instinctively wants to grab

>>149755564
Im playing Shinobi on PS2

Y'all never witnessed a brutal TKO before tonight and it shows. Nigga was about to unleash the black beast on that golem looking ah nig. Good stoppage.

>>149755564
i'm watching the press conference

>>149755566
or if you haven't already lost you're able to stand up without using anything because you haven't already gotten your face caved in because you lost the fight

THE BLACK BEAST

>>149755564
Ideally getting my ass eaten by nina drama

>>149755581
You sound like a faggot dude he barely got hit. Have you ever watched a fight before? Anyway, I see fighters grab the fence to stand up almost every card and nobody says anything because its not a big a deal. Its only an "issue" now because people are using it to justify an awful stoppage.

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T THE FENCE! FIGHTS OVER *shits pants*

>>149755566
Yeah but doing it so blatantly, and to escape from a fight ending sequence like that. Imagine if the ref had only taken points then in the next round Lewis got finished. I'm glad he stopped it instead.

>>149755604
post one

>>149755615
Gonna assume you meant to type "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T GRAB THE FENCE!"

Yes.

>>149755604
He was grabbing the fence because it's a physiological process after receiving life altering brain damage. I T-boned a Chinese girl in a camry because she ran a red light and I blacked out and when I woke up her severed head was atop my windshield and her body was 15 feet from my pt cruiser and she was grabbing the fence. They always grab the fence

>>149755619
Nothing should have happened. If hes aware enough to climb back up to his feet then the fight shouldn't be stopped? This is basically shit. How far has this combat sport fallen jesus.

>YOU CAN'T A FENCE FIGHTS HECKIN OVERRRRRRRR

Why does the UFC not just fire refs when they do fucking retarded shit? Herzog has helmed like 3 early stoppages recently

Who is the WHITE BEAST?

Wtf is the fence even for if you cant hold into it barely an advantage

>HE THE FENCE? YOU CAN'T HECKIN DO THAT

>>149755641
Anthony Smith

>>HE THE FENCE? YOU CAN'T HECKIN DO THAT

>>149755328
Based HerzGOD

Great stoppage. Derrick Lewis scrambled the favela monkey's brain so bad he thought the cage was a tree.

You could never kill me Jon.

>>149755651
So true. Zog DQ'd brasil becoz he was climbing the fence to escape and you're not allowed to leave the cage at any moment during the fight

why was the black bitch pussy so huge tho

You can't mog the herzog baby

Correct call was to call time and take 1-2 points, retards justifying that stoppage are essentially arguing for a DQ via fence grab.

>>149755636
He was grabbing the fence because he's a 6.7ft whale not because he was heemed

>>149755665
Damn that's a phatte pussey

>>149755671
Kys

Its over. Whe. You reach a point where the fan base is arguing in favor of the less entertaining outcome, your sport is fucking dead. UFC is gay now. Hopefully bkfc or powerslap grows bigger so we can still have violent kino.

>>149755680
peach of a rebuttal b

>>149755671
taking points in fight thats not gonna go the distance and making lewis lose his position is a worse look

>>149755665
hips wider than daner's shoulders

>>149755644
Obviously its to allow the spectators to see the fight if it was a solid octagon then only people from above could see in.

>>149755692
A worse look than calling the fight. Imagine this is the first time you watched ufc you wouldn't never waste your time again after this shit.

>>149755688
bkfc just signed Derek brunson

instead of a chain fence the octagon should have bathroom tile walls and if you break them while your opponent is against the wall it lets you continue combos

>>149755692
Far better look than calling the fight for a fence grab

>>149755704
Brunson is an exciting fighter

the cage wall should be electrofried

>>149755697
why cant they fight in a ring like they did in pride? genuinely curious

>>149755641
Ben Rothwell

>>149755641
Alex Morono

Herzog should be given a cattle prod to poke fighters who grab

Any single foul should lead to automatic disqualifition or at least a point deduction. Thats why everyone cheats these days because they know they get at least one freebie to poke the eyes or groin kick.

>>149755716
I dont understand why we can't just fight in a ring with no ropes and let people knock people off the sides and incorporate that into the scoring

Hell yeah you already know baby Derrick Lewis ain't losing a 13th time

there should be no cage or walls or ropes and if you fall out of the arena you lose a life and respawn above the arena

Cumming

>>149755726
>>149755700
>>149755710
texeira also eye poked lewis before grabbing the cage 4 times, a fight cant continue after that many penalties or it rewards hooliganism

>>149755747
poowis pretends to get eye poked every fight

>>149755727
they could have peole on the sides catch the fighters like powerslap, would make wrestling more interesting and less boring clinching

>>149755716
The ring worked in Pride, but modern fighters are meta faggots that abuse any technicality you can. I can't even what Dagestani cage-huggers will bring to the meta to shit up fights if Dana changed it to ring.

>brazza I slip out of cage, that mean we restart in guard

Since when is grabbing the cage off a KD illegal?

>>149755716
because then people could easily fall over the ropes or slide underneath them

>>149755747
How about you stop being a faggot and watch the fucking fights. Like how much of a fucking loser are you that cry and beg for a boring outcome

>>149755772
grabbing the cage is illegal in any scenario, doesn't warrant ending a fight though

>>149755772
its always illegal to grab the cage. the cage isnt there to give u leverage and grip to get back up or to stop u from getting taken down

>>149755764
It would eliminate nut hugging i believe. It would also increase the skill required to wrestle fuck someone. Its a no brainer but we can't have nice things

>>149755777
they could add more ropes and make them extremely taut so this doesn't happen, something similar to not a fence of course but like a cage

>>149755772
Its not. Also I see Jake Matthews wrangled him a fine buck. Hes becoming quite a buck wrangler.

you can still grab ropes you know

car crash hahaha imagine they were in cars hahah

>>149755808
yeah ask your mom

bro we geeet it you bet on tallson gawld dawg

Ultimate Fighting Cars

>>149755679
>>149755695
black beast is probably 4 inches deep in that pussy as we post

im envious af

>>149755780
>>149755787
Not trying to be cheeky but proof? I've never heard of this being a problem other than in grappling exchanges, I only know grabbing the ropes in boxing is not allowed due to their KD rules.

why is it so hard for UFC heavyweights to not be fat? Theres ton of NFL and Rugby players that are 6'3 - 6'5 and 250-270 with lean muscles and six packs

texeira getting hit by that sloppy punch proves that he is a shitter anyway

NFL and Rugby are not real sports.

>>149755834
shut up bitch

I wanted to see a good fight. Sue me

I wanted to see a good fight so I turned on a UFC Fight Night Heavyweight Main Event

>>149755726
The entire sport would revolve around gaming fouls like the NBA

I wanted to see the BLACK BEAST

>>149755834
https://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/unified-rules-mma-2019.pdf

15. Holding or grabbing the fence or ropes with fingers or toes: A fighter may put their hands or
feet on the fence and push off of it at anytime. A fighter may place their hands or feet onto the
cage and have their fingers or toes go through the fencing material at any time. When a fighter's
fingers or toes go through the cage and grab hold of the fence and start to control either their
body position or their opponent's body position it now becomes an ILLEGAL action. A fighter
may not grab the ropes or wrap their arms over or under the ring ropes at any time. The fighter
may not purposely step through the ropes. If a fighter is caught holding the fence, cage or ring
rope material the referee shall issue a one-point deduction from the offending fighters scorecard
if the foul caused a substantial effect in the fight. If a fighter grabs hold of the cage and because
of the infraction, the fouling fighter ends up in a superior position due to the foul, the fighters
should be re-started by the referee, standing in a neutral position after determining if a point
deduction is appropriate

i only watched the last fight of this dogshit card

>>149755930
this was actually a really good card for a fight night

>>149755938
>fecalzillian chokers in main and comain
reckon there were a couple bangers on the prelims cant call it a good card off of that

>>149755727
sanda says hello

I FILLED UP MY DAGI DIAPER PANTIES (DDPs) WHEN DERRICK BIG BUCK LOOMIS KILLED TALLSON TEXAS!!

brazzas i want boogyours

>>149755983

It's simple. Boxing has a squared circle. The UFC needs a squared octagon. You set up the boxing ropes inside the cage, so fighters can play the ropes instead of stupid cage fucking. But you have the cage there to make sure nobody falls out.

It will be impossible for fans to see but they're just watching the jumbotron anyway, it doesn't matter

>>149756017
canada hev no burgir brazza

>>149756038
oh noooo :((((((((((((

>>149756019

Today's card was boring as shit. Gonna drop the product for a while. Every fight looks like matchup between two free asset create-a-fighters now.

>>149756055
see you next week bro

>tonight
>cannonier vs imavov
>the cejudo/song debacle
Goddard's worst moments don't even come close to shitzog's

>>149756055
Catch you on the 19th anon

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

Would give my wife to the BLACK BEAST

I kinda want dustin to lose

some real shitty posts in this thread

>women dont wanna have sex with me because of da joos and da (le funny N word) and not because im a dysgenic short ugly freak!!!!!

Once again I am unhappy, discontent permeates every waking minute

>>149756161
sounds like someone needs a happy meal

#10 Heavyweight btw.

That Shrimp guy really raped you lot in the gamethreads, huh?

>>149756171
they should swap bigi boy and lewis for a fight and see if anyone notices

>>149756167
thats not enough food for one burger

>>149756177
You’re still here shrimpdick?

>>149756179
rozenstruik got cut months ago

>>149756194
I'm aware, thanks

>>149756146
any sensible man would. nothing wrong with that. its the one time getting cucked is acceptable

>>149756217
Mutts law

I wonder how pissed his wife was over the ground and pound comments
He's gonna be in the shithouse for a bit for that one, I think.

>>149756256
oh he'll be in her shithouse

this was a fun card
do we think Steve Garcia is for real? he's long, tough, can crack, has cardio. Kattar is washed but he still looked good tonight
him vs Bryce Mitchell would be a good fight

>>149756325
i think the fight shouldve been a draw

>>149756161
Big Tallboy Tex fan?

>>149756325
he'd get fucked up by Kody Steele

Tom Reddit is ducking Valter Walker

>>149756356
you guys made this dude up. been talking about him for a year and never seen him on a card

nate heem was an early stoppage, i think if anyone should've been given a chance, it was him, i mean, in his home state, and he's known to take a beating and come back...did him foul
yes he was wobbled...but still i think he could've came back...the guy he was fighting was gassed

>>149756359
The Wizard's actions still echo through the halls of combat sports. Topuria killed the man, not the idea.

Valter will probably be #15 come tuesday

Tuco Takkos reminding us all of British excellency

>>149755266 (OP)

We won, keep seething Wonderkek casuals

>>149755266 (OP)
People are saying early stoppage but I don’t think Teixeira had a chance

Torcida Jovem #

>>149755266 (OP)
Joseph Benavidez has given birth

Aldo bros.. our burger place went under

>>149756552
damn it must've sucked

>>149756552
not so famous after all

>>149756531
>but I don’t think Teixeira had a chance
He didn't. The Black Beast was gonna kill him. But it was still early as fuck. DC said that the ref made the decision because Teixeira grabbed the cage so he would be either forced to stop Lewis's momentum to deduct a point, or stop. Which he chose the latter. But that's bullshit because honestly he could have just acted like he didn't notice the cage grab

>>149756602
>so he would be either forced to stop Lewis's momentum to deduct a point
This is what he should have done as per the rules

>>149756614
That's a bad enforcement of the rule. You shouldn't be able to escape getting finished by cheating. That's some WWE shit that the heels do.

>>149756552
probably a stupid question, but why don’t mma fighters hire financial advisors to strategise for retirement and help them establish solid income sources.

>start to get heemed
>grab the fence, poke eyes, kick nut etc to get fight stopped
>get point deduction
>pretend to not to speak english so they have to bring in the translator to explain the point deduction to me for extra recovery time
>restart fight
>heem

>>149756655
because their brains have holes in them from getting punched repeatedly

the fw goat and top 5 fighter all time

He ranks higher all time than Volk

>>149756732
why

>>149756742
Both were Champion, Max 3 defenses, Volk 4 + 1 title win.

Max has fought and succeded at 155, a 2nd weight class

Max has fought much tougher competition and so many more conteders, also had a tougher rise to the titleshot

More diverse skillset, Max has a wider arsenal in striking and has showed good grappling and submissions when going to it

H2H is the only thing Volkanovski has, but no one has Bader over Fedor for being 2-0.. No one has Forest over Shogun for being 1-0.. No one has Weidman over Silva for being 2-0..

Objective MMA GOAT list

>1. Islam Makhachev
>2. Georges St-Pierre
>3. Max Holloway
>4. Jon Jones
>5. Mighty Mouse
>6. Robert Whittaker

>>1. Islam Makhachev
pahahahahahahaahahahah

>>149756782
I meant
>1. Islam Makhachev
>2. Georges St-Pierre
>3. Max Holloway
>4. Jose Aldo
>5. Jon Jones
>6. Mighty Mouse
>7. Robert Whittaker

The Most Skilled of all time, The Greatest of All time.. Islam Makhachev, time will tell

>>149756782
>>149756796
my bad, mistyped
>1. Tito Ortiz
>2.
>3.
>4.
>5.
>6.

me personally, i knew islam was the GOAT when he got knocked the fuck out by adriano martins

>>149756820
that was a clear early stoppage

he got caught over extending 10 years ago! Hes disqualified from being the goat! buncha clowns

>>149756158
Islam Makachev said this?

for me, islam solidifIed his GOAT status with his emphatic win over renato moicano

Card any good? Was sleeping comfy instead of watching

>>149756860
Cant hold a candle to Alexander Volkanovskis legendary win against Brian Ortega, Jon Jones heckin beating of Shogun Rua or Anderson Silvas display against Forrest Griffin!

English clown

>>149756913
bodied that freak

islam in the 5th round lying on his back after getting knocked down by volk getting his face pounded in? that was GOAT shit

Not allowed to properly rehydrate and got tired from winning the entirity of that fight.. hes disqualified!

After Charles submits Ilia he will get revenge on Islam.

>>149756925
Yeah that was a good fight, why are you crying

volk won at least 5 of those rounds

The Greatest Middleweight of all Time

>>149756921
It was obvious sarcasm my somali guest

>>149757055
Bodied that freak!

/heem/ was exposed a cazzie den when 80% of the general picked some bellator bum over Mario Bautista

just imagine what's going through her right now

the BLACK BEAUTY

>>149757137
700g chicken wings 300g sweet potatoes gravy some pork rinds a medium box of onion rings diet soda (dr pepper)

>>149756655
A lot of these dudes simply move in low IQ circles.

Joe Lauzon mma goat

Im the same age as Lewis. That dude went out there and KO'd a 20 something year old in the first round. That must feel incredibly triumphant

>>149757210
Yeah unlike we Nostradamuses here

>>149757226
you are the same age as him? I am Derrick Lewis

>>149757241
Hey I'm not saying I'm not retarded too

Why save money for retirement when you can just die tactically before 65

I mean have you seen old people that doesn't look fun I don't care how much money you squirrel

Merab vs Sandhagen booked for ufc 320

>>149757137
>>149757165
im fatter, blacker, and older than that beast. i guarantee he's going to just eat and pass out. she may attempt to suck his wang.

K1 has been on for hours btw

we

>>149757360
Link? I have a date in 3 hours but could do something fun today first

watch

I'm trying broidi but can't find it on my usual sources

that

It's crazy how shit Austen Lane is for a jacked 6'5" guy.

>FACT: Little timmy tom is the worst champ besides reddit rob.

Jon R. Jones passed up the biggest payday of his career because he was terrified of Tom Aspinall.

Njoukia went from being a savage R1 KO artist to losing embarrassingly to white Muslim-convert Asian-girlfriend-havers aka the ultimate dorks. SAD.

any real ones up?

>>149757546
His biggest payday against Stipe is like 12 lifetimes of waging btw

Closer to 6 if we only count western wagies, 3 lifetimes if you went to school

Gross income obviously need I say it

>triple posting
He really loves that homosexual Nigerian

>>149757531
Kek. Now at the white house, he'll be making double what he would have otherwise. We both know how embarrassed and insecure Tom will feel holding the belt in the lead up.

>ignores the glaring fact to fantasize about mixed race faggotry again
You are basically an american

Look at those bent baby legs. Basically begging to be snapped by Valter.

>>149757643
why do they make them pose like that?

>>149757643
Or Jon R. Jones hecking epic oblique kicks right? Shame he has no belief in himself…

Hell hath no fury like an englishman ignored for being irrelevant or worse yet his fans

You talking to me?

Is this worth downloading or not don't sugarcoat it

he put the hair in his mouth

I have licked PVZs after no more than a UFC sponsor Dudewipe but tbch hair is a bit rank I can't claim to understand the Bonesman's methods

What if merab just kept twerking his ass infront of trump instead of shaking his hands what could have they even done to stop him ?

>>149757759
They could have tried to shoot him, but if Merab just emoted the judges would have given the win to him anyway.

*Logs off and goes back to sleep*

>>149757669
Yes, very true. Especially with Tom's preexisting knee injury, his bowed baby legs and his continuing dead leg challenge series.

thiago kicked his own legs apart
jon left in a wheelchair too btw

Just watched the main event, lmao what a horrendous stoppage

How many years are you planning on coping for this is ex girlfriend tier obsession

>>149757818
>h-hh-hhe injured his own legs!
Embarrassing cope. kek even trying to fly under the radar, hoping I don't see your post, as you're too scared to address me. Good little bong. You know your betters.

/heem/ loves their zesty blacks

>>149756820
Yeah man, his blood was full of Meldonium too at the time, absolute beast!

Only blackie i like is the BLACK BEAST

Stoppage was fine. What else can you do, stop the fight and get Lewis off him so he can recover while you give him a point deduction? He was getting beasted and started cheating to get back to his feet

based big nigger lewis with his thick shaniqua waifu tho

All you have is projecting being into black penis and nothing to say about mma or ufc poor aspinall having fans such as this but maybe they remind him of his son

You guys rate my new War Room set up? Was amazing watching UFC Fight Night: Lewis v Texeirea with the new set up

Dana, listen Dana. So what if i fucked those kids big deal get over it, they werent kids anyways at 12 or 13 or whatever they are teenagers you know that. We need that stacked jewfc card at the white toilet, alright? Dana don't let me down im your president, Dana.

>>149757934
You should see the natotards here still wanting to lick this man's tafas

Congratulations to Tallison Teixeira, one of the greatest heavyweights of the night.

Herzog ate a spinning elbow from Texeira like it was nothing

gonna take a huge schaub brb

BROWN BEAST down the toilet

Your boomer uncle's favourite fighter

>>149758086
him vs my favourite fighter

>>149757137
I'm a timmy and would treat her like a queen

Wondernigger won

>>149757137
You need a lot of dick to handle that beautiful queen

>>149757258

*apparently not considering Dern vs Ribas

HE CUT TOO MUCH WEIGHT

>>149757565

Can you call yourself a true heemer if you can't satisfy a Kween?

>>149758190
>White Muslim with an Asian wife
If Matthews was a bit more autistic, he'd be THE 4chan fighter

>>149758190
>worships the black cube

>>149758211
I could always fist her

>>149758211
Did she show the melons yet?

>>149757531
True fact. His championship is undeserved having never fought for undisputed.

MVP vs Jake Matthews for the Baddest Revert Motherfucker belt

This was a decent read

>>149758332
Oh yeah?

JDM displaced Belel from the welterweight throne like he was an israeli colonizer

>>149758190
that's none other than the brazza in the green hoodie

Five years later i come back to this "sport" and nothing has improved, still going on about "double champ", smesh brazza, oblique kicks that changed the game... and this /asp/ general is still as autistic and unfunny as it ever was.

>>149758441
No one asked

And the finnoid cazz can't help himself but cope. He thinks I finna give him a (You) hhahahhaahahahhah

>>149758441
This guy posted here 5 years ago? People forget that people forgot man

>>149758441
STAND YA BASE
STAND YA BASE

>>149758441

Does this happen in other sports?

Ilia Topuria's good but he's no BJ Penn

>>149758502
Based

Who are some fighters that refused to stand their base?

>>149758556
Why did he do it?

>>149758633
Kevin Lee

Daniel "Demian Maya" Cormier

>>149758502
Again mate no one asked

>>149758726
He got you there doe

Asspainal vis a vis Derrick Lewis?
How hard does reddit cope??

>>149758739
Be that as it may I'm off to heem minge and he is sweltering in 40' wishing he was dead so I know who god likes more

>>149758782
That may be correct i was in Spain once and it was hellish heat there

>>149758757
Could this really happen at the White House? Big Guy in attendance too.

>>149758757
its a free defense for tom like it was for DC

BLACK BEAST or Tom hmm thats a tough one.

>>149758891
the BLACK BEAST would absolutely prone bone Tom. There would be no way for Tom to escape it. he would just have to accept his fate as the black BEAST terrorizes his ass and traumatizes him. Tom will have severe PTSD. 275lbs of black beast repeatedly pounding away at his ass with a MASSIVE BBC every time he closes his eyes

>>149758936
He surely has the biggest BBC but Jon has the skills and cardio to get more out of his

Daniel Cormier tapped out Derrick Lewis, fast forward 7 years later he's cackling in the gon whilst the Black Beast details his plan of providing brutal back shots to his nubian queen. Chills.

Black Beast would KO that Nigerian homosexual.

Heavyweights just suck. Mix of fat fucks who wing haymakers and genetic 6’7 freaks who look like they’re going to have health problems as they grow older. Light Heavyweight meanwhile has always been a wasteland. Lightweight-Middleweight are the divisions most representative of normal people fighting

>>149759012
Pantoja drives uber man, surely that's the most normal

Okay so we have two cunts who never deliver on their promises
>Dana White
>Donald Trump
they are now doing fusion to construct the biggest lie of all time
Dana
>we will host ufc in Africa, Spain
>we will NEVER host a fight thats not in a stadium
>Conor WILL fight Chandler
>Jon WILL fight Aspinall
Trump
>end ukkies war
>end middle east war
>epstein list
this UFC whitehouse card is pure slop and anyone who actually believes it is by definition retarted

>>149759034
Bappa you're a foreigner

>>149759056
do you disagree though?

>>149759067
With what?

>>149759084
the event is a meme and it will not happen

>>149759084
Just take the L

>>149759101
It probably will.
>>149759105
You're a weak person.

FLW - nobody cares
BW - too dumb to beat merab
FW - volk's feeder class
LW - brazza's paradise
WW - too many contender
MW - too many zesty niggas
LHW - too dumb to beat pereira
HW - too many fat niggas
TLDR all weight classes are dumb daner should abolish weight class

>>149759034
>ufc at the white house

if you didn’t recognise it as bullshit the moment trump announced it, that’s on you

>>149758441
Actually a lot has changed. For example coral is off probation and working at a school again.

>>149759119
>LHW - too dumb to beat pereira
pereira is no longer champion

>>149759140
ill update the list when big ank have 3 or more title defenses

Hey heem I was a khv at 31 then I met this dimey dime 20 year old at the gym and she was an absolute slut for me for 10 months while i lived out 20 years of unfulfilled sexual fantasy. Then she left me for some guy who used to be on the Bachelor. My favorite fighter you ask? Michael Chandler. See you boys on top.

Anyone know where a jacked up white boy can purchase a Volkano Burger?

We all had her, but he married her, and you know that makes him a better man than us. He's a better man. Have the girl, Dustin.

so anyways shamil will eat any hw alive

watched the replay. I don't know what you guys wanted there. Zog would have to either stop the fight or not react to blatant fence grab at all. that was a right call.

>>149759592
No one cared except one seething bong.

Unfortunately heavyweight is so flushed man, people forget man I'm afraid

the black beast has wins over the lineal champ and 2 of the top 4

Tom Aspinall's only known weakness is black men

>>149759651
how is blaydes still the lineal champ is aspinall beat him in the rematch?

>>149759658
Say what?

>>149759012
You're underestimating just how big UFC Middleweights are, I've been in the gym with a few of them, and they're huge, completely mogg the average man. 145 to 170 is the real range

>Gane heel hooks AspenLadd
>25 minute 50/50 position banger between Gane and Valter Walker afterwards

>>149759720
LHW definitely wouldve benefited from MW niggas moving up

Tom Ass Pained Lad

I'm gonna become a successful fighter just so I can make it onto Rogan's podcast and tell him straight to his face that Brendan Schaub was better as a fighter than he is as a comedian

>>149759720
I remember being surprised and how big Peon was in person

>>149759819
rogan even stole some of schaub's jokes on his latest special

Tomas' penis large

>>149759819
You strike me as the type to get exposed by Abus.

>>149759828
Like robbing a 7 eleven to steal napkins

>>149759842
Are you saying schaub is a napkin, what are you trying to say big boy

>>149759820
Yeah, the camera doesn't give you an accurate idea of how big someone is. Paul Craig looks like a skinny and unimpressive LHW on camera, but I saw him in the gym and he's one of the biggest humans I've ever met. It makes you realise why these heavier divisions are so shallow, there really aren't that many people in the world who are both that big and happen to take an interest in martial arts

>>149759875
I still think even compared to like HWs around the Cain/JDS era that current HWs might be the shittiest they've ever been

Tallson Texas looked like the very definition of a heavyweight can and seeing them try to pass his giant skinny fat ass off as a contender was laughable

>>149759890
Yeah it's worse than the time they had WWE guys in it, nostalgia fags are genuine faggot retards

>>149759819
Rogan like many others turned really bitter when Schaub slam dunked cro cop to the ground, there are people in this general who have yet to recover from it.

>>149759927
Rogan prides himself on his encyclopaedic knowledge of MMA from the early 90s to early 2010s. I'm sure it hurts him to face the truth that a lot of those guys, especially the PRIDE vets, were glorified taxi drivers getting layup wins against glorified janitors, and that a Big Brown Beast like Schaub could gadoosh them all

>>149759927
we're all yuuuuuuuuuge crawl crap fans here b

I never want to see Wonderboy fight ever again. This, but 4 years ago.

Wonderboy has to be the prettiest boy in the whole roster now that luke rockhold is retired.

Tallson Texas
Alex Pexas

Wonderpops got robbed

>>149759999
ortega is still active

Alexis "Poatan" Texas

>>149759910
AW WHATS WRONG BUDDEH?

>zoomer tries to heem old vet

has there ever been a heemster that fought a pro fight and could prove it

>>149759927
this always made me feel better imagine getting bodied by a Brazilian mummy

>>149760039
doo has downie eyes

>>149760039
this doo is grabbing his meng while doing trade work

I would fuck him in his ass not in a gay way but in a manly insulting way he's cruisin for a poo bruisin dressing so zesty

>>149755671
Ahem my impression of this anon as a ref:
>*flays limp wrists around* time out time out! That's a 2 point deduction you silly goose!
No, that's retarded. You turn your back to your opponent and start grabbing the fence while getting your head pounded then you might as well tapout right there. He gave up.

>>149760039
jannies with the shrimp poster

>>149760016
>whiteboi good looks with latin charm
God you have no idea how envious I am of him

What should the UFC do with the Tafa brothers?

>>149759658
Gonna get fraud checked by black beast

>>149759927
Kickboxing scrubs don't belong in mma, sorry

Why can't Brazilians fight?

>>149760267
sent to crocodile castle

brock ducked

>>149759174
So Heckin Epic ' LOL!

>>149760301
>>149760337
aldo, Anderson, Oliveira, nogeria bros, wanderlei, gracies, pantoja, Pereira, borralho, Silva, ruffy, prates, glover, Werdum, machida, shogun, Barbosa, does Santos, pitbull, patricky, and does anjos say hi

>>149760426
Literally who are those hahahaha

>>149760437
Mario bautista's sons

resign him

>>149760057
Heard it both ways

>>149760337
Something in the water there

>>149759927
Rogan has a huge ego just like all the veterans do. some bum Schaub winning fair and square against their golden boy shatters their perception of reality and invites the unwanted doubt about the possibility of all their cab driver crushers getting fraud checked by half-decent fighters.

>The Spice must flow, we have to promote Power Slap and pay six gorillion to Canelo. Vakhitov wants more than 12k/12k to fight? Cut his bitch ass

>>149760301
We're conserving energy for the big one

>>149760727
People think Ilia is Conor, but he's actually Aldo. Ruffy will be Conor and heem him in torteen seconds

Who wants to wagg to my trugg?

>torteen seconds
gm saar

>>149760817
we don't sign our posts here

>>149760822
forgot to switch your vpn?

>>149760850
turn your monitor on

>>149760039
>Hey no helping
Kek

>giv me two shekonds pliz

Monitor: on
Pants: shitted
Food: ordered

I like how Pantoja and Merab couldn't care less about a super fight.

>>149760934
Good

>>149760953
Brapzilian doesn't want that smoke. can't blame him, Merab doesn't want to fight Volk either for the same reason.

>>149760992
Ilia and Islam are the only real chad champs. Ilia wants to chase Islam all the way to 170, and Islam said he'd fight DDP at 185

>>149761033
Pisslam is quite literally not even a champ rn

>>149761045
Slamdaddy got ya seething?

>>149761033
honestly I would put away all of my bds and praise islam if he ever decides to actually fight at MW knowing damn well that he's at a huge disadvantage. I doubt he will ever do it though.

>>149761070
I reckon Pisslam doesn't have a belt right now tho pakitranny

>>149759819
Same goal

>>149760396
With all due respect, and this is coming from a guy with a heart of gold, kill yourself motherfucker. Heil Hitler

>Rinat, word on the yard is you've been doing business with the Blacks. That's not how it works in here, and as Shot Caller for the Whites, you've gotta get your bamhole gaped, it's just business

hate when people make hot dogs and you can't even see the dog it's not a fucking salad chief

Giving "Daniel Cormier" Head

>>149761333
You bongs also have this prison sex subculture?

>>149761346
rate my hot dog

>>149761390
Nah, I just watch too many kinos

>>149761400
>canned corn and peas
the fuck is wrong with u brazil

>>149761465
some people like raisins or mashed potatoes on theirs. I like the corn but I'm not partial to the peas.

>>149761400
>

Topuria has a date and his name is garbrandt

>>149761390
Do you think Lee Murray is bumming Nafris in prison right now?

>>149758441
Are you the conner faggot

Israel "Mobolaji Temitayo Odunayo Oluwafemi Owolabi" Adesanya

I wonder what prison race group will accept me in murica

>>149761597
think you mean douglas murray chief

>>149760039
What a fucking retard

>>149760039
Magnet in the hammer

>>149761683
cool nickname

>>149761520
that's pretty much how I make my hot dogs anyways. minus the peas

>>149761711
Id eat it but corn and peas in a hot dog is weird to me
Not weird onion, fried onion, pickles, tomato and all the condiments like mustard ketchup and mayo

Some would say

How well would Mackenzie Dern fare against my ground and pound?

>>149761817
It depends, she proved herself to be able to hold on with the greatest female fighters
It would probably come down to cardio
Which is the best base for mma

fat haymakers is the best base for mma

>>149761817
DQ

>>149761900
nah i would just dodge them

Washing my meng in the restaurant sink it's about to see some octagon time I fear

>>149761917
You can't dodge Striking Unlimited

>>149760267
First Powerslap Tag Team match against the Fat Hawaiians

>>149760301
Do Americans claim Mackenzie Dern?

Toodles see you all later on tonight someone post the main heems I need to pretend I watched the card last night as an alibi for one of the side pieces

>>149761991
nothing really memorable happened but the legend of Tallson Texas was born

Gonna be a good time with the BBC daddy coming over to heem my boyminge

The Diamond will earn what will probably be his last title shot with a win on saturday

>>149761943
Aspinall's striking looking sharp here!

Derrick Lewis electrifying TKO win

>>149762181
TOM ASPENHALL GET YOU AND YOUR CRAZY SHON'S ASSES OUT HEAR OUT HERE RITE NOW

>Black pussy needs heemed? On my way

OceanGate submarine tier heeming

>>149762221
>fat black guy shows his ass in cage fight
>trump immediately calls him
uhhh orangesissies whats this all about

>>149762319
Inviting Derrick to the next Island party

What a big beautiful ass that was many are saying it was THE most beautiful they'd ever seen and they've seen a lot believe me folks yes they have
>>149762125
Shut it
>>149762119
Hmm I'll nab some off plebbit quality isn't key

>>149755308
Lewis as a underdog has been my most profitable UFC bet by far
>>149755319
>5-1
Sad!

No touch glove is the official /heem/ consensus,that shit is gay

>>149762335
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

>>149762293
ugh what a ugly disgusting disabled FREAK.
get this FREAK out of my monitor(on) NOW

I still experience second hand embarrassment from wondaboy being respectful to that absolute brapper of a fighter

>>149762361
>avoids the marc goddard TKO
this is why tommy keeps ducking

Didn't watch last night, not even an illegal stream, because wmma is a sin

>>149762446
TAGGED THAT TIMENOV

Just thought of valter walker and now i have chills

Hey.

>>149762546

>>149762572
Just made this image my new wallpaper.

>>149762546

>149755904

>>149762572
break my monitor.

>>149762652
According to Plutarch, Simonides once wrote: I have often repented from speaking, but never from holding my tongue.

>>149762546
Hello :D

>>149762828
What’s up man hyd

>>149762546
Welcome back brother

>>149762851
I can't train for a bit because of a pinched nerve in my shoulder, but other than that I'm chillin. What about you?

>>149758243
theres a demon in the cube that secretes pulsating ooze

>>149762572
YOU FUCKING NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149762916
>>149762916
>>149762916

>>149758086
his hairline looks like a cartoon jew's nose