long week looms wagies edition

fresh crisp mint thread

kek the commentators trying gently say that willie rioli is a fat cunt

>>149757083
It's ridiculous clubs are not allowed to do skin fold tests anymore. His physique is pathetic and he should be rightly shamed.

waiting on the new episodes of Handy Quacks

its soo hard bros

>>149757087
racist yte dog

Cursed to live life a top a figurative island, cast away in mental solitude, surrounded my mere automata fulfilling their base programming with Work, Sex and Sleep. Meandering through their banal existence with no philosophy, no ethos to call their own. A cruel punishment to suffer the embarassment of calling these lowly creatures my fellows, every interaction with them, this society, this civilisation, this so called Humanity a further reminder of my complete and utter isolation, a Stranger among the the dreadfully Unstrange.

burgoyne been shithouse this year

*tight bummed cardio-bunny voice*
>STAND!

>booing young harley
tall poppy syndrome is real

GEN Z DRESS IN A MINI
GEN Z DRESS IN A MINI

>>149757120
*boss
*and

>>149757100
how much are they paying him and betts
i watch a lot of footy and every game they do they speak like one sentence the entire game

>>149757120
one of the worst things about this is that they say 'zee' like and american and not 'zed' like a proper native english speaker

THAT NIGGA LOOK LIKE A RAMEN

>>149757135
this

Poort Shartelaide are losing to west coast lmao

>>149757128
?

>>149757135
sing the alphabet song with "zed", it doesn't rhyme

we dont really need two sides in adelaide
port can go back to the sanfl

>Wombledon at 1AM
>No time to sleep for the Monday wage
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

>>149757155
it's gen z boss and a mini

>>149757163
>sinncarazwinslol
boring

>>149757172
no

>>149757175
There can only be one

stream for wc v poort
https://yohokd.shop/sport7//watch/port-adelaide-power-west-coast-eagles-jul-13

>gen z dress

>>149757158
irrelevant. american song anyway.

>>149757182
yeah desu the match might actually be good i just don't like them that much

>>149757181
don't fucking say no to me you dumb fuck cunting retard

>>149757187
Even though Alcaraz won all their last 5 meetings they keep taking it to max sets
>3 set epic in Beijing
>RG final of the highest calibre
These two are probably paid by Rolex to make it an absolute cinema each time

whats the point of st kilda?

>7.12

>>149757163
for me it's the CWC final that perfectly lines up with my train commute tomorrow morning (I say perfectly because the no signal area coincides with half-time)

as it wraps up, how was your naidoc week lads?

>>149757198
max sets is 5 mate

>>149757209
In Slams and the old Davis Cup yeah

dont give a poofters arse about tennis or some fag soccer shit
fuck off

i want this horrible shit season to end

finna watch a kino

harley going to look so good in vic next year

reminder that violence must be physical

>>149757265
doubt he makes state of origin

I don't want to sound white supremacist but Willie Rioli is fuckin fat

It's the hope that gets you.

>>149757130
i was referring to jase actually kek but yeah his commentary is also bad

fatty fatty fat fat

>>149757285

yep harley is fed up with this shit team
100% leaving

all shapes and sizes

there he is the horny one

*be's warming up*

>>149757285
feels like every shit team is in it for the first quarter or half this year then fades
iggs, richmond, carlton all do this

>>149757328
Only worth it if they lose. Losing to Iggs would make it great.

THESE TWO TEAMS?

fucking hell peegles, get it the fuck out of there

reminder that ollie wines won a brownlow

carn iggers

>Reid and JHF
These two don't like each other.

love harley, what a larrikin

>>149757343
with a recordbreaking 37 votes

reid is justified
these spuds that have wasted another year are lipping off

Harley showing horny how many wins he has this year

>>149757343
better than matthew shiddis keeek

harley confirming he is staying by sledging jhf for only lasting 1 year

eagles probably win if graham is out there today
lucky they stopped him playing footy for a month because he said a very bad word

Goal of the year there.

HORNY

>shiggs
kek
KEK

>"Nah, he missed it"
lol, keep it up, Derm.

>>149757394
desu i still feel like there hasn't been a goty or moty winner this year somehow
>>149757400
i think he meant the igg chasing it

holy fuck port power is such a pathetic club
their season was done 2 months ago, they are struggling to beat a side on 1 wins at home and they are carrying on like this

lol everyone hates west coast and they suck shit

very brave loss and HUGE story win for my iggers

>port will have a gutsy win against the bottom team

georgiades may win the coleman

>>149757397
>>149757408
poor obsessed fredsook

>>149757411
master coaching by kenny hinkley

fucking iggers

>Rain hammers down heavy like there's firehoses aimed at my roof
>Stops completely for twenty seconds
>Rain hammers down heavy again
>Stops completely for twenty seconds
Just pick one, weather.

*hits vape*
Who's ready for some Bounce?

>>149757406
cry more crom subhuman
your shit team will go out in straight sets

my least favourite kind of weather is when it's super cloudy then sunny and changes between them constantly

>>149757431
cant wait to see what ai videos they laugh hysterically at this week

Hornet > Harley

POWAH

i guess horny francis wins this round

KEN MORE YEARS!

harley is such a KWAB

wow jason imagine you played like this when your season was alive 3 months ago

ginbey looks like derm

>>149757418
seethe
>>149757419
yes
>>149757421
exactly
>>149757423
frustrating indeed
>>149757431
me
>>149757434
possible
>>149757435
same
>>149757437
yep
>>149757438
powah

just got six (You)s lads

akon is the greatest musician ever
queen is the worst band ever

>>149757464
i loved i'm so ronery

>>149757457
'ppreciate it

>>149757472
's

tabla x

>powah

it's more than a sport

what a performance by the power
had to dig deep there

whomst did graham self-reportedly call a wally woofter?

it's so weird seeing cunts like jhf who look and sound 30 then you realise he's barely 22

Hinkley started the game as coach, but Carr took over at quarter time.

oh this is pathetic
hahahaha
turn it up

>>149757506
meanwhile harley sounds like an 8 year old girl.
KWAB

holy fuck shaun burgoyne cannot speak

>Mills on field over McCarthy
Dumb in hindsight but just couldn't bring myself to bench Mills for a three game rookie

haha get fucked gazey

end this fucking shit season now
fire every single cunt involved at afl house and start over
delete st kilda and freo

>>149757528
ease up jacky g

Did you guys enjoy the sunday ticket?

>>149757494
You

>>149757535
not really

>>149757535
don't enjoy much of anything desu

>>149757527
the fuck you have mills for anyway
you always look for shitty bargains not realising why they are so cheap to begin with

>>149757533
st kilda and freo were some of the few teams who actually had good games this week

gen z dress in a mini

might look through rekt threads on /gif/ for the rest of the night

>>149757555
no games with shit eternal loser pathetic plastic franchises can be good fuckhead, fuck you and fuck footy

how do you wear a dress and a mini at the same time

>>149757533
this but keep freo and delete north instead

*whispers* i don't like footy anymore

>>149757569
just delete both, and delete carlton as well to make it even

>>149757557
being wrong on purpose betrays a subconscious need to take control. what situation in your life are you lacking control that you need to take it out on a shit /alf/ meme?

laura kane has ruined this sport
fucking hell

okay keep seething then champ

>>149757570
t. iggs supporter

Do you guys walk up stairs 2 at a time?

>>149757587
Depends how large the individual stairs are.

>>149757576
i cant win games

>>149757587
I do and it's a bit of a struggle but I like to feel tall and mog fellow stair goers.

might shitcan my membership to my footy club so i never need to watch another second of this dogshit season and ill rejoin next year

>1-16

crisp bottom 9 customer

>>149757587
yes but never down two a time, that's too scary

>>149757551
He's my D6 and averaging 92. Could be a lot worse.

>>149757612
micksperg's dating preference

>>149757612
Got your win for the season, that's all that really matters.

Is Port drafting Willie Rioli a bust?

why are indians always fucking on the phone to someone
they are so annoying

>>149757614
actually my club is the loins but i still do not want to watch another second of this season while the sport is in its darkest days
carlton games on a thursday is a crime against humanity, only slightly better is essendon games on a thursday

>>149757618
Obsessed. I broke you.

>>149757633
They're social butterflies

>>149757618
kek

If West Coast can't beat Richmond on Saturday night will they finish the season on one win? Can't see them getting over any of their other match ups.

What's with these asian people on the border security show? Are they just pretending?

nah i think they're genuinely asian

>>149757635
i personally enjoy watching carlton get heemed primetime on the big stage

>>149757659
Typical Sydneysiders desu.

I know why you wanna hate me (I know why you wanna hate me)
I know why you wanna hate me (I know why you wanna hate me)
I know why you wanna hate me (I know why you wanna hate me)
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
I know why you wanna hate me (wanna hate me)
I know why you wanna hate me (I know why you wanna hate me)
Now I know why you wanna hate me (I know why you wanna hate me)
Cause hate is all the world has even seen lately

https://streamable.com/jq29ps

>>149757703
>people looking bored

eeyup, thats gayfl for you

>>149757587
not since the diabetes quack took my foot

>Gazey posting /b/ tier shitting vids on Bounce

did nobody notice reid giving jhf the spray about going home to mummy after 1 year?

How does one get a gf as a friendless NEET?

>>149757694
zoned out girl in the glasses a cutie

>>149757757
I did, it confirms he's staying.

>>149757775
No Reid is going home after 2 years, completely different

>>149757777
quads don't confirm

Is it weird to go alone to the cinema

based gazey
https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1lyp0r5/the_bounce_overstepped_the_mark/

Yet another horse shit week of footy
Losing interest!

>>149757789
nah it's chad shit. movies aren't a social activity

>>149757794
lmao

>>149757777
>No Reid is going home after 2 years
Archer, Harley and Murphy all staying confirmed.

>>149757801
oi stop reading my dadzas facebook posts

>>149757794
If redditsois hate it, I like it
Always loved Bounce -- great show and Gazey is a great host
Very funny!

>>149757703
>kids want abo jumpers
grim

>Nic Martin confirmed ACL

>>149757789
no i and had no idea people had hang ups over it until i found this website. who gives a fuck what some movie nerds you will never see again think of you?

>>149757830
he will be primed for your finals run next year

Do you guys have a favourite homophobic slur?

didn't shower after the root last night nor today and now my dick fucking stinks

jack graham told sam taylor that he plays like darcy moore

>>149757843
gaper

>>149757843
I like poof

>>149757843
homo

>>149757843
fairy

Eagles will in 4 of their next 6 games to finish at a respectable 5 wins.

[W] Richmond - Perth
[W] Fremantle - Perth
[W] Melbourne - Melbourne
[L] Adelaide - Perth
[L] Western Bulldogs - Melbourne
[W] Sydney Swans - Perth

Jack Graham speaks truth to power and gets banned -- he is a political prisoner

>>149757855
>I like poof
based daicos fan

>>149757843
flamer

>>149757843
'bachelor'

>>149757757
How did you hear what he said thru the tv?

>>149757868
no, it was from last week's match against the giants

>>149757879
kek

>>149757843
Virgin.
They've never rooted a girl so are technically virgins.

>>149757843
cocksucker

>>149757888
Techincally, only women can be virgins.

>isabella.110022 finally showed her nice big naturals
something good came out of today

sunday night gloomy feels hitting hard tonight

dont like footy anymore tbqh

oh no

Alright I might go to the kino to see 28 years later then

>>149757910
where where i wanna see

>>149757961
https://simpcity.su/threads/isabella-ardley.216901/page-10#post-25867649

>>149757972
>forum for coomers
utterly grim

>>149757952
why do you watch it then

>simpycity.su
Yeah nah, ain't clicking that
>>149757977
>he says this whilst on 4chan

>>149757977
beats paying for it

>>149757982
Where else can I get unfiltered footy discussion?

i’m in heat and i need to be fucked

ew gross imagine using the internet for porn

which footy team does palace support?

>>149757998
don't do that, don't downplay your illness

>>149757979
aside from suns v pies, i didnt

what were the deleted posts?

are you talking to me?

>>149758008
a link to some coomer forum

there's no one else here

Ngl i was a bit worried at qtr time.

Port played like they just needed to show up to beat the iggs. In hindsight they kind of did kek.

>>149758019
nice pic

>>149758019
lgm

>>149757843
nick daicos

lost my multi by 1 leg, need kosi pickett to kick 2 goals and he kicked 1.1, so naturally i created an annoymous instagram account and sent him a bunch of racist abuse

>>149758055
based

fucking coons innit

>>149757843
Cakeboy

>>149757843
nrl fan

>>149757878
If you can lip read, that's exactly what he said.
You ran home to mummy after 1 year
1 year
While he holds up a single finger.

harley and jhf will probably go out for ice cream later

jhf is a massive poof

work tomorrow

>>149757843
chutney ferret

jhf is a gigachad for leaving the joke that is norf

port isnt that far away from being north

might be best for everyone if I died

>>149758199
FUCKING
S A M E
A
M
E

kino recs?

>>149758199
my hair*
pressed enter too early, lads

start work on tuesday and mum started crying because she knows I won't be popping in to visit her throughout the day and she's stuck hanging out with dad

I wish I was never born. I wish my dad just used a condom and spared me all this suffering

>>149757246
I watched It Follows. Thoroughly enjoyed, probably the best movie I've watched in years. Gratuitous foot kino also.

>>149757789
No. I used to do it all the time though I guess it would be weird now because someone is actually paying to watch the slop they're currently producing.

>>149758172
not a plastic franchise like norf though

I don’t like going to the footy any more, there’s too many faggot zoomers. I swear we weren’t such fuckwits when we were kids.

>>149757843
Faggot. I don't know why people are saying other things. I say "faggot" multiple times a day online though I guess it's only ever directed at actual faggots a small percentage of the time.

est 1997 lol

>>149758244
Find a cinéma that plays all the old and foreign and art films and become a Kinoisseur like the big man

>>149758265
he only watches slop though

when i was on the dole i'd go every tight arse tuesday during the day and it'd be completely empty. like having my own kinoplex.

>>149757843
billy bunter

>>149758277
He's about 50/50 right now; half Kino, half slop

It feels like I’m just floating in the middle of the ocean and I can’t swim. There is a direction I’d like to go, but since I can’t swim there, my only hope is for the tied to pull me in that direction, as though I have no control myself if getting there. Offer people seem to swim just fine, but I’m just floating.

wish you'd shut the fuck up hey

who me?

>>149758282
When I was a student or working the night shift 11am used to be my preferred showtime if they had it. Just me and a handful of pensioners in the whole cinema.

>>149758282
but if nobody's there with you how can you perform the popcorn trick?

toil looms

https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/9bvhq7/absolutely_insane_it_follows_theory_the_monster/

love her

GIMMIE A KINO REC YOU FUCKING GAYLORDS

>>149758402
>>149758241

>>149758402
maladolescenza

kill yourself

>norf

who me?

Walkabout

>>149758439
I’ll assume this is directed at me

>>149758464
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>149758402
https://imdb.com/title/tt0119174/
this is pretty good

>Ashcroft, Curtin or Reid
Who wins the Rising Star, lads?

walkabout a train station and get yourself run over you paedo fuckwit maggot cunt

it would break your hearts if you knew the real me

>>149758486
roberts

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067959/parentalguide/
>One use of the F-word, heard in the background as a man shouts at a group of aborigines.
wow he's just like me

wayne carey fucked someone in the toilet again recently
what a chad

>>149758507
fucking kek

>>149758517
he might have just been doing coke

>There are some scenes where the girl's panties are seen, including when she puts them on and when she rubs her leg with her fingers (only a tiny glimpse). They are seen twice when she hangs off a tree and when she pours water on her younger brother. Her panties and bra are clearly seen during the scene of her pouring water on her younger brother.
corr

>panties
foy

ere’s my theory:

It can only take on the form of people that have previously been infected by It.

Every form it takes was one of its previous victims. Many of those forms were abused or in various states of undress because those people had sex/acquired It while undressed or being raped. This is backed up by the fact that it appears as both Abby and Greg.

My theory is that Yara is also infected by It, and keeps quiet about this fact. That explains why it also took on her form. Also, Jay’s father may have been killed by It at some point in the past.

I know it’s a boring theory, but it’s simple and adds a nice twist.

imagining the state of carolina's panties after she went walkabout

>>149758551
meant for
>>149758558

>>149758558
imagine they got so stinky after a week and she took them off and threw them to the side
they could just be sitting in the outbook right now

>>149758567
imagine you found them

yeah nah corr blimey lass rip ya bloomin knickers off and give us a crack love

imagine you threw yourself off a cliff
now make that a reality

>watch a horror film
>scared to go to bed
why do i do this

found a pair of knickers in the carpark one time. black lacy ones. didn't have the huevos to pick em up and sniff them (also cctv cameras were looking at me)

>>149758579
I wish mods actually banned people for being underage still.

anyone else watch love island it's proper kino atm

look out got a tough cunt here

How am I supposed to pass 4 hours until the Wimbledon final?

i get all the info i need from the archipelago of love islands on mel tracina's segment on the cheap seats

>nnnooo you cant be afraid of monsters as an adult!!

I like love is blind

would rather kill myself than watch the footy next week but i must go to the loins game as a season reserved member

>>149758650
watch a replay of richmond v essendon

>>149758682
actually an impact that powerful would destroy austrlala too

>>149758700

>>149758652
>Soijak posting while defending soijak positions

suppose i had better wash my knob

getting scared at horror movies is part of the fun you fuck head

If you're not afraid of monsters, you are an NPC
Real ones know what lurks beyond the pale

i dont fear monsters
i fear what garbage afl house will offer up next week. got a feeling richmond v essendon won't be the worst game of the year.

>>149758791
dont worry we get to watch essendon on prime time games for the rest of the year

You can choose 6 heroes to protecc you from monster attacc: who you choose?
for me;

>Gandalf
>Bigsby Wolf
>Dean Winchester
>Buffy
>Xena
>Doom Slayer

>>149758811
kino squad

masterchef is a pretty cool guy eh

Gazey just showed a woman talking a shit in the store during turn it up.

>>149758834
Chief was NOT impressed.

if her height starts with 5 foot she is too tall

unemployed but her feet giving me a job

I like to watch sexy women shitting, pissing and farting

>>149758199
based north melbourne

>>149758464
lovely bush in that film

>>149758859
Bars

>>149758885
Huh this can't be right, where's the Fredmantle dockers?

>>149758864
crisp fred customer

>>149757843
little queer

>>149758199
>>149758206
well hoo roo then

>>>/r9k/81809857

no thanks, we already have enough of a paedophile problem on /afl/ as it is. we don't need any more.

>>149758850
I assume any breaches of the broadcasting code come out of the show's annual budget and Chief wants a chunk left at the end of the year for a piss-up/paid vacation.

god is real

>The AFL Integrity Unit is investigating vile racist texts sent to Indigenous stars Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera and Jase Burgoyne via Instagram direct message.

>St Kilda and Port Adelaide referred the messages to directly AFL House this evening, after both teams played on Sunday afternoon.

>>149759125
What's your preferred form of worship?

God is reaI

>>149759152
Self-flagellation

>>149759152
overly enthusiastic singing and hand clapping for me

>>149759152
wearing the mask and taking the vaxx

>>149759232
crisp gaj

You in here Tim?

>>149758055
hi tim

>>149759075
interesting way to admit being a /r9k/ poster

>>149759255
There's a man talking about raping a woman here and all anyone cares about is some racist namecalling. How much longer are we going to tolerate this violence against women?

>>149759288
go on there once every blue moon and have 'australia' in my filters

>>149759255
kek gottem

I am beautiful, nobody what they say, words can’t bring me down

>>149759336
>nobody what they say
DUMBASS

OH BOY

FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>149759374
Based darce, keep us updated

>>149759374
4 weeks

the media in this country are the worst scum on the planet

>>149759373
Ai

Alright which one of you silly bastards did this?

>>149759300
But he never implied the sex wasn't consensual.

>>149759420
not me i didn’t

>>149759373
He just can't keep out of trouble, can he? I'll bet he isn't even hung.

lol

this special treatment is really starting to turn me against gays and minorities.

Banning gambling would solve racism.

a few crybabies HTFU would solve a lot of issues

>>149759401
yep
>one time during my lunch break made a silly comment on social media
>comment got screencapped by a journo scum and put their article
>article did the rounds on tiktok
>got a heap of abusive dms from npc tiktokers
>some even went after my family
they need to hang

I dont have any social media because i dont see the point considering i have no friends

>>149759420
is he an abo or just a really swarthy wog

>>149759503
same

if you engage in social media you seriously need to rethink your life

I am going to sleep
forever

see you tomorrow mate

>>149759255
I'm Tim

>>149759420
Also me

>>149759255
based tim kelly

are abos stereotyped as having big dicks or small dicks?

>>149759793
neither big or small but they're on their foreheads

Why do these dumbasses think exposing themselves to all the degenerate's of the world on social media is a good idea and then crying about it after these people attack them on social and this somehow shows theirs some kind of systemic problem with society?

Yes mate I know degenerate gamblers exist and that they just wasted their last pay cheque on a 10 leg multi and your poor performance was the one leg he lost and now he can't feed his infant children.

Here's a notion people were always shit even before social media saying hateful shit and drunk gamblers that just did their duds are even worse. You want the good that comes with social media like sponsorship and fun fan engagement aka picking up hot chicks hooked up by your social media manager but you don't want the bad where degenerates have access to you.

Can't have it both ways if you have a problem with the latter just make a private account and have some social media manager run your public account so you don't have to deal with that shit, oh wait that's what you already do and you're just cherry picking the times you got hateful messages and not all the times some hot chick wanted to suck your cock.

>tldr if you don't like mean messages sent to your social media account don't have one but people are always going to be mean to you no matter if social media ceases to exist or not and even if you are a good person.

>>149759852
it's an interesting discussion

i would get 3 votes if we had an /afl/ intracommunity match

>>149759373
Would love for Nick Riewoldt to change his instagram profile picture to this.

>>149759925
*sledges you*
then self reports

might just make a fake instagram account and then send myself insults to show everyone how much of a victim i am lads

>>149759255
>>149759420
How long will these two get suspended for for using racial slurs on social media?

>>149758885
I have Gold Coast missing, losing 4 of their last 7.
Brisbane
Adelaide
Port, away
GWS

>>149759961
depends whether they belong to any oppressed minority groups

reminder that the new episode of shoujo ramune is out in japan and it's only a matter of time until it is uploaded to nyaa
c word bros we're gonna be eating good

>c word bros
they just call me cunt

>>149760050
not cool mate

>>149760063
SPOILER THAT IMAGE BEFORE YOU GET BANNED!!!

>>149760093
every red blooded man wants it, stop lying to yourself and accept it

>>149760063
Looks like a contested mark. He can't be stopped.

>>149759255
>>149759420
most intelligent bettor

>>149760134
Wants what?

>>149760191
hup

sup

>>149760130
bet that faggot doesn't carry a firearm

>>149760050
>It's been a few months since Kiyoshi quit his job to fulfill his dream of running a candy store in the outskirts of Tokyo. He wanted to live the rest of his life watching little girls. His plan was a success, with the kids from the nearby school visiting his shop every day and talking with him happily like friends. However, soon after summer vacation started, something happened with some of his customers. Thus begins his summer vacation with small girls.

>>149760259
>Real people actually have fantasies like this
A sweet shop in this economy?

>>149760235
SONS OF L'OUEST
ROUGE, BLANC ET BLEU

don't look at the parental guide

drop the loli smut and watch some real kino.

mpv --start=2103 https://www.sbs.com.au/api/v3/video_smil?id=2434404931895

>>149760357
SWLG

not clicking that link

>>149760371
This correct?

>>149760357
I'm confident whatever this is will be illegal.

grim thread this morning

>>149760383
>>149760521
It's a link to an SBSOnDemand video at 35:03 in.

>>149760521
>link to SBS
>illegal
i'm half expecting boong dances or some gay foreign shit

no idea how to open so just tell me what it is or how to open it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zM2PKLL_iE

last for the mighty iggs

>>149759485
/r/ThatHappened

game's gone

>>149767620
so true

wakie wakie wagies

top o' the morning

woke up again, day ruined

I just had a shower and shaved my chest

iggs

murphy>harley

>>149776676
archer>murphy

bob's burgers>archer

>>149776195
>shaved my chest
grinder datenight tonight?

Can't decide which club is more embarrassing? Carlton or Essendon?

Good morning alf

>>149778405
speaking as a neutral, has to be carlton
carlton has a two-time brownlow medallist (somehow), a two-time coleman medallist, and another coleman medallist. yet they are still absolute fucking trash, and mr curnow the two-time coleman winner hasn't scored a goal in four games. essedon at least has the excuse of over half of their best 22 being injured and the fact they have a lot of young players who are being blooded. and they won a flag more recently too, but that's not really saying much.

this guy is a legend kek
fucking harley is a based shitbird
he MUST come to my dosn

say something nice about australias newest golf superstar

ever notice how non-whites are somehow exempt from tall poppy syndrome?

nate caddys birthday today
that means nate caddy came out of his momther today

>>149779134
Doesn't look Australian

>>149779324
Remember the "Hollywood hawks"?
Lol what happened there?

>>149778405
essendon have the excuse of injuries and a bad list
carlton also have a bad list (largely their own fault) but made finals for the last 2 years then have just shit the bed since

>>149779134
this is a minjee lee board

>>149778405
carlton
no one expected anything of essendon this season

powa

Still fucking fuming over that rigged loss. Hope the pies inflict severe injuries on those purple spastics this week.

>>149780267
you support the diving little faggots in hawthorn and you're talking about rigging KWAB

>>149780313
I support Collingwood you fuckhead. I want them to injure their retarded opponents this week to appease my anger. That being said I would also like for Gold Coast's plane to go down on the way to adelaide. Fuck them and fuck you.

>>149780336
my apologies you dumb faggot piesperg, thought you wanted retribution upon freo because you lost to them. glad you aren't a hawkroach supporter though.
have a great day

collingwoods injuries are starting to bite kek

why is everything new so fucking GAY

>>149780439
collingwood are old and gay

remind me again who's on top of the ladder

Based harley mogged the fuck out of bogan jhf yesterday lmao

>>149778405
essendon. coach was renewed at the start of the season, despite not having reached contracted performance goals, for this performance. they could not win again for the rest of the year.
>>149778668
the shit talking is great, but he needs others in his team to stand up for/with him, and to tame him down. most frees against in the league this season is a wild statistic.

Anyone got the video of Wayne in toilets or know who the girl is?

>girl

i can tame him

crazy how buddy's 1000th goal ended the covid narrative for good

need to buy a new mouse. tossing up between logitech mx master 3s and Keychron M3, to a mate gave me a corsair m65 to try out.

>wireless mouse
yikes. enjoy your latency and battery addiction

>>149780745
i have a zowie wired mouse
its the best mouse ive ever had

>why does the afl keep putting carlton/essendon in primetime night games?
money. it's that simple.

JHF looks so greasy

>you can't follow more than 7500 people on Instagram
Well, this has ruined my life...

>>149780818
Only more proof that Queensland is rugby/NRL heartland.

>>149780818
how the fuck does west coast have more attendance than fred?

>>149780809

>>149780856
the gabba only has a capacity of 30k
there's more members than there are seats

>>149780928
It's 42K, and it's okay to admit that football isn't that popular in Queensland. So what if it's strongly rugby territory?

>>149780765
>>149780765
>latency issues
>battery addiction
fuck sakes grandpa, its' not the 90's anymore.

>>149780791
>250 bucks
fuck. work's paying for this one, up to 150 anyways. its not for gaming.

>>149780765
>yikes. enjoy your latency and battery addiction
Is this bait? I recharge mine every couple of weeks
>latency
Its so tiny that its unperceivable to humans

have any of you had a 4chan ban for a post you didnt make

>why is australia's hospitality sector struggling?!
because our restaurants are beyond dogshit. it's either shitty asian or italian or generic pub slop - and all overpriced. not even showing afl games at such places can bring customers when the food does not inspire anyone to come.

because beer costs a lot now

>>149781003
you get it with roaming mobile ips
i wouldn't worry about it

i got someone in my area who keeps getting all the ips banned from posting shit on /tv/ kek

>>149781032
Yeah I've had it on mobile data a few times, but last night I had it on my normal home wifi which hasn't happen before.

>>149780949
because it isn't and if you actually lived in queensland you'd know
t. bane customer

>>149781058
Why is the AFL attendance in Queensland the lowest in the league then? I'm not sure why you're so hung up about this. It's okay to admit it's a rugby State.

>>149781068
why does it still have higher attendance and membership than the nrlel then retard
nrlsperg narrative: shattered

Absolutely everybody
Everybody, everybody
Absolutely everybody
In the whole wide world
Absolutely everybody
Every boy and every girl
Absolutely everybody
Everybody needs a human touch
I can't live without it

>>149781077
Please answer my question and not try to slide the conversation. I'm still not sure why you're defensive about this.

imagine accusing anyone of being defensive when you spend all day camped in a thread about a sport you hate to defend your shitty irrelevant sport even when no-one else had brought it up

>>149781104
get the dog

If Queensland has consistently the lowest match day attendance, it's logical to assume football isn't that popular there, and to assume other sports are more popular there - with all evidence pointing toward such - it's not a controversial claim.

>>149781123
yeah thats really great mate good stuff really well articulated love it good read brilliant thought provoking shit i kneel so true

i also know for a fact that nrl media types are worried about afl's growth in queensland, i even heard one saying they need another team in brisbane because they're at risk of losing the code wars, and he commented on how there's a massive division of the afl active in queensland while the nrl has like three people in the office
so the really defensive one is the idiot coming in here to defend queensland as nrl heartland when it won't be for much longer

>>149781123
Hasn't the nrl team struggled at gold coast?
Maybe they just aren't that into sport at all.

>>149781120
heh so true

>>149781123

ayo this motherfucker using an AI to respond lel

>>149781144
No, I just write well.

>>149781153
yeah the prompts you write are well written desu

>>149781123
it was explained that they have low capacity stadiums you dense faggot. they have higher membership numbers than the entirety of the nrl regardless, people literally can't get a seat because they're so much more sought after and nearly every game sells out. the same cannot be said about the nrlel.
get the hint and fuck off nrlsperg

Call me crazy, but I genuinely believe that soccer (football, for the purists) is going to overtake both AFL and NRL in popularity in Australia — it's just a matter of time.

Before anyone throws a meat pie at me, hear me out.

The world’s most popular sport is already making deep inroads here. The Socceroos and Matildas consistently pull massive TV audiences during World Cups, and the Matildas especially captured the national imagination during the last tournament. Kids aren’t just kicking the ball around at lunchtime anymore — youth participation in soccer has been higher than AFL and rugby for years now. It’s the sport of the next generation.

Culturally, we’re becoming more globally connected. Immigrant communities have brought with them a deep love for the beautiful game. And let’s face it — soccer has a much larger international stage. You can dream of playing in the Premier League, La Liga, the Champions League. What can the AFL offer? A grand final at the MCG, sure — but only Aussies are watching.

The A-League still has growing pains, but so did the AFL once upon a time. With proper investment, good governance, and time, it’s going to flourish. Especially with more players heading to Europe and putting Australian football on the map — the flow-on effect will be massive.

AFL and NRL aren't going to disappear overnight, but their stranglehold on the sporting culture is weakening. Soccer is patient. It’s universal. And it’s only getting bigger.

Mark my words — within a generation, soccer will be the dominant sport in Australia.


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>>149781175
>Before anyone throws a meat pie at me, hear me out.
hahaha!

>>149781123
it is by far a nrl state but the gabba has sold out every game this year, it's just that the stadium has a capacity of just over 30 thousand

what happens if i go and shoehorn afl discussion in /nrl/? is this what you want? some attention? you are so heavily autistic it does a disservice to /nrl/ as a community

>>149781175
so popular you never make a gay league thread and sit in here replying to yourself
fuck of stavopolus

>>149781175
>The Socceroos and Matildas consistently pull massive TV audiences during World Cups
yeah no shit people want to watch the once every few years event out of curiosity
i don't give a frogs fat ass about soccer but i still watch the world cup for the threads on /sp/ and the shitposting

bro thinks anons be like 'yeah I hate this sport I post in le mongolian basket weaving forum about so much I just realised I really love wogball' :skull:

accidentally farted when I sneezed at work. shall be killing myself shortly

i am not mentally stable to hold down a job, i break down screaming and crying and break things multiple times every single day
i have to keep myself locked up in my home or i am at risk of hurting others

>>149781254
did any cute girls hear it?

>>149781263
crisp nrlsperg

newey
>>149741250
>>149741250
>>149741250

He's done us again

There's a handful of posters here who are clearly either extremely young or sub 90iq

>>149781297
based catholic priest inner monologue

take on me is a very mediocre song

>>149780818
by that logic collingwood should be getting all of the thursday/friday spots, yet i'm fairly sure they don't have a single one for the rest of the season

Who are you picking?

darcy by the length of flemington straight

thilthorpe by the length of morphettville straight

thilthorpe is the most overrated player on earth

real new
>>149781427
>>149781427
>>149781427

>>149780556
some tradie mong

>>149781283
Funny everytime

>>149781175
>—
ai slop

>>149781175
>be's watching The FLOOR
>topic of 'soccer'
>aussie bloke says, "she'll know nothing about football
Its already starting
even sometimes I say football and sometimes have to say 'euro' 'english' 'not aussie rules'

god i love football
i live for The Cup

i'm in ur aussiegg threadz postin FOOTBALL