>Lap:
#8003

>Countdown to Belgian GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149742445

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Only one question: Max to M*rcedes?

>>149757484 (OP)
We never saw Leo again

morning kot!

Jamie Chadwick

Belgium next

one week ago

gimi

>>149757497
we will

>missed lap #8000

>>149757497
And that's a good thing

Checo doesn’t deserve all the hate, it’s racist!

>>149757516
it was shit desu

>>149757526
it was based

>>149757523
Sure, he's racist but that doesn't compensate for his flaws. Bit rude to refer to him as an "it", by the way.

>>149757523
>Checo doesn’t deserve all the hate
Okay. What percentage of the hate does he deserve?

>>149757526
>>149757549
All I still remember from it is that Flavio Briatore's boobs are considered below average size in Poland.

>>149757552
What flaws? Checo is the greatest Mexican driver ever!

>>149757509
disgrace

we know what happened to checo

fun fact about last race: every single medshitter finished behind his teammate

Toto won.
AMX won.
RBR lost.
Red Bull = Dead Bull

Verfaggen fans love shitting on Checo, yet all his championships came with Checo as teammate! Hmm

>>149757699
I am turning into a Checo apologist quick, watching Shitson and Shitnoda sink as hard as they did.

>>149757690
@Grok is this true

>>149757509
Why did you post a picture of Madrid, Paris, London, Milan, Toronto, Berlin, Helsinki, and Malmo?

Spack Poohan

>>149757732
belgium is the most cut country in western europe

Should we bring back grid girls?

is a cutfag the same thing as a pozfag?

SAY IT WITH ME
AMX VERSTAPPEN
5 TIMES
WDC

>>149757755
cutfag is a circumsiced male
pozfag is a homosexual male

>>149757767
i see

>>149757697
https://x.com/jeppe_olesen/status/1944036382604726754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6yQOs93Cgg

>>149757767
but "fag" by itself already means homosexual male, why would you need to add an extra syllable at the front

>>149757796
NEVER
DOUBT
TOTO

>>149757802
fag doesn't mean gay on 4chan, it's a suffix

>>149757796
Those BASTARDS! Nobody would happen to have that picture of them kissing as a joke for me to see, right? Haha, just kidding, haha.

>>149757819

I just really hope GP goes with Max.

>>149757500
Fun fact: this is still on the table

>>149757802
>but "fag" by itself already means homosexual male
"Fag" by itself means a cigarette. Or a subservient junior schoolboy in 19th and 20th century Britain. Or the Feminist Art Gallery in Toronto.

remember when we made communal shoops?

>>149757819
I see

>>149757871
those are other meanings of fag, yes. well done

>>149757815

>>149757871
Or the bundle of sticks found around an axe in fascist iconography.

>>149757750
>grid girls
>with half races taking place in arab countries
yeah.. sure...

>>149757902
>in arab countries
You can simply just have "grid kids" for those.

>>149757871
>>149757874
>>149757890
GNU :D

>>149757902
/biz/ idea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burkini
>>149757920
Very Belgian post.

>>149757902
>tfw no grid hijabis

>>149757920
grid goats

Who /mercedes/ here 2026?
Without insufferabble faggots like Jorj or Brownman.

>>149757932
bestiality is haram, brother. but marrying children is halal

>>149757902
good point, i know they are "models" and they do stuff for money, but i want to lie to myself, they dont do "this stuff for money"

>>149757484 (OP)
kot blini

blini kot

So which F1 fags went to Epstein's raep island?

>3 weeks gap between races
>it is not even summer break
2 months of summer, only 2 f1 races to see

>>149757611
this is how he makes room for amx

>>149758039
the optimal average number of races per month is 0.66666666666666666667

>>149758012
The girl on the boat with Ghizlane, Eddie Jordan and Flavio is the same one who made claims against prince Andrew IIRC

>>149757874
I was going to post the lando plane one but I can't find it. The GDQ empty chairs always have an Edd in them, I think that counts.

Ahaaha, all the news outlets are saying taht AMX is to announce a LONG-TERM Mercedes contract this summer.
HAHAHAHA
YOU WERE DEAD WRONG /F1/
IT HAPPENED

late sunday coffee time

>>149758101
>all the news outlets
It isn't real until we get the emergency eddcast

Will you be racing against bementia today??

>>149758090
>claims against prince Andrew IIRC
Didn't Meghan Markle just make those up to further damage her husband's family?

>>149758141
What? There are literally photos of him walking around with Epstein and he's openly stated he was good friends with the man.

Lets write Verstappens explanation for moving to Mercedes three words at a time.
>Red Bull has

>>149758215
>he's openly stated he was good friends with the man.
I mean, so did half of American high-society. The entire male half.

>>149758267
turned to shit.

>>149758267
>caused a massive

>>149758267
faggots killing themselves

>>149758267
shat the bed

>>149758267
car must speed

Wonder who's gonna write a book about one of the biggest collapses in sports history.
From utter dominance to utter fucking shit.

>>149758372
we are not talking about Williams

>>149757762
Dude looks like a dwarf

>>149757902
also ever more races in am*rica

>>149757762
FIVE TIMES
SIX TIMES
SEVEN TIMES
MAX VERSTAPPEN YOU ARE AN EIGHT TIME WORLD CHAMPION

>>149758267
rofl lol lmao

>>149758328

>>149758412
I just realized all the
>asterix champion
>3 time champion
>stolen championship
people will have to suck it up when toto confirms Max as an 8 time world champ

Are drivers athletes? They don't look like athletes when standing next to real athletes

Max chickening out over being teammates with Russell while Russell would welcome Max as teammates is very telling.

>>149758456
what does it tell?

>>149758456
>max is scared of russel
>russel is actually on par/faster than verstappen
what kinda cope is this

>>149758448
The cars are the athletes. Drivers are just their equipment.

>>149758493
this

>>149758456
>>ruslel

russell is old news for m*rcedes
he will be thrown out like trash

>>149758448

gimi

>>149758426
But championships won with Mercedes are not legitimate, which is why Sir Lewis Larbalestier Hamilton has zero (0) championships
(2008 invalidated by Singapore)

>>149758456
Liam Lawson told a story on a podcast where at one of the dinners with all of the F1 drivers Jorj was the last person to arrive so everyone made sure to only leave the seat next to Max free as a joke and when he finally walked in he grabbed the seat and dragged it to another part of the table without saying anything while everyone laughed at him

I do not like this shouting man
I do not like him sam I am

>>149758557
Was this the dinner?

>>149758456
Even Toto knows that Georj is shit as all fuck and that is why Mercedes is throwing him under the bus.

I really like the video production of WEC. They always make it such a grand spectacle.

F1 has a lot to learn. A fucking Grand Prix, and you make it feel like some middling race

>>149757510

>>149758581
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRbT9IsFICM

>>149758448
Why is her watch so far up her arm? It's bugging me more than it should

>>149758448
They are athletic and require physical conditioning
But they do not win or lose because of it, unlike real athletes

>>149758654
is an horse a athlete?

>>149758660
horses are athletic but not the athlete in of themselves. but the tiny midget on top of said horse is an athlete.
this post brought to you by the Jockey Association of Canada.

>>149758660
No, only planes and cars and robot wars

>>149758557
That was after Max caused a big fuss about George complaining to the stewards about him in a race
Even though Red Bull does this almost every race

>>149758660
is tennis racket an athlete?

>>149758687
These are my favorite kind of athletes

>>149758267
Red Bull has turned to shit. >caused a massive faggots killing themselves shat the bed car must speed rofl lol lmao

Has a driver ever finished in the top 10 in a WDC despite never starting in the top 10 that year?

>>149758660
Sure
More than the rider
Although without the rider the horse is useless

>>149758799
aight thanks for the script I'll forward it to Raymond

>>149758267
cutfags

>>149758493
truth nuke

I have my seat full of water

> the absolute state of goodwood

>>149758950
is this the thing from south park?

>>149758950
>>149758957
HAHAHAHGA

>>149758950
general grievous cartwheel of doom

gimi got gaped

>>149758967
don't post cutfag humor here

>>149758950
Like they haven't done shit like this all the time

>>149758950
It's just like F1, halko blocking his view

>>149759098
call that shit gaylo

>>149759014
proofs?

>>149758950
>not watching the rally stage

>>149758758
>George complaining to the stewards about him in a race
I'm pretty sure it was after the Quali "blocking" incident where Max was given a 1 place penalty for "blocking" narb when he wasn't even on a hotlap, or even winding up to start one.

Red bros, when will we be able to redeem ourselves?

>>149758792
>exposed wheels
every time

When rape. Question.

>>149759296

>>149757874
>>149758093
>>149759215

>schumi's streak of 5 WDCs in a row remains undefeated

My captain

>>149759367
>Pushing Latifi off the track
You are welcome dad

>>149759367
his streak of 11+ years as a vegetable is also undefeated amongst f1 drivers

>>149759367
rock paper scissors schumi
>paper beats rock
>scissors beat paper
>rock beats schumi
>schumi beats ehm, ehhh, wait..

gimi

>>149759367
My pilot :)

Ollie!!

>>149759448

I'm starting to miss these aero abominations. The current regs feel stupid considering they're changing it so soon already

After all this fucking chaos, what we can expect at the Belgian Grand Prix?

>>149759607
multiple twink fatalities

>>149759607
The most boring so called race you could ever imagine

>>149759607
Amx is going for the Monza spec again

>>149759607
Lewis Hamilton will spin in the pit and crash into the Ferrari pit wall, killing both himself and Freddy Vasseur

>>149759607
race cancelled due to expectations of racist and unenglish outcomes

>>149759650
I've been waiting for someone to fucking send it into the wall at pit entry
I reckon Pint of Cola is the man to do it

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149759215
this

'ily

>>149759696
HE'S PREGGERS

I'd feel more represented if we had alcoholic F1 drivers

>>149759696
The clerk's name is charles

>>149759705
The one guy on the current grid I've seen drunk was Amx
Gimi before that and honorable mention to Ben Sillyman

>>149759705
>>149759741
AMX is working on increasing visibility x
https://youtu.be/iZHPMQ_wAoM?feature=shared

I'd feel more represented if drivers still smoked

>>149759607
AMX to lap the grid, fueled purely by racism and an even skinnier rear wing

>>149759845
Nowadays they are just smoking hot

>>149759845

>>149759957

>>149759623
unfortunately this

Gianclaudio Giuseppe "Clay" Regazzoni

>>149759216
It was a bullshit penalty but also it's how Red Bull operates in general
For whatever reason the stewards being spineless idiots never get any criticism

>>149759586
same desu
I'd like it if someone would build a meme machine with 2008 appendages, 2018 front wing, 2021 barge boards, 80s style double rear wings etc

will f1 ever be good again?

>>149760092
proofs?

>>149760109
No.

>>149758456
dumb german retard

>>149760109
f1 was never good

>>149760109
This season has mostly been fun
Outside of McLaren cheating it's nice how close together everyone is, we probably won't have that next season

>>149760164
>If it weren't for X dominating the field, it would be super close and fun!
Where have I heard that before

>>149760109
Audi will save it

>>149760203
i disagree

Cadill-ACK!

lots of shitposting and baiting today
what happened?

>>149760171
They haven't been dominating as much as they should be due to Lando and Piastri being pure shit, it was worse in previous years

>>149760250
>lots of shitposting and baiting today
when is there not?

>>149760101
>>149759586
Give me back my dong cars.

>>149760203
Is that a Hitler quote?

Caterham had the right idea paiting it black too.

>They haven't been dominating as much as they should be due to Lando and Piastri being pure shit, it was worse in previous years
McLaren-Mercedes 460
Ferrari 222
Mercedes 210
Red Bull Racing-Honda 172

>>149760273
>circumcised noses

Silver arrows. If you catch my drift. :^)

benis :DDDDD

Toro Rosso was flying it proud as well.
Whoever came up with this regs was a fucking homosexual. I know /f1/ loved it.

Somehow this was okay back then. Look at Kvyat, he loved the torpedo.

>>149760314
I still don't understand how Lotus' uneven tusks didn't fuck up the balance of the car

>>149760314
Lotus's asymmetric double dick elicits visceral disgust in me

>>149760339
>torpedo

Red Bull did everyone dirty that year as well. Their dong was tiny and the car was destroying everyone. Size doesn't matter.

siuǝq

>>149760343
>>149760372
You never really saw the assimetry tbqh. I kinda liked it in the sea of massive fucking dicks. Reminded me of the good ol' manatee tusk Williams.

>>149760395
Halo would have saved him

>>149760395
Albert Park 2014?

Are Dan is kicking the shit out of the Porsches in FE

>>149760314
UOHH SEXOOO

for me? it's having a single pylon

>>149760452
lesbians!!!

>>149759607
>belgium

Grid kids

For me? wing on top

>>149760452
Did they actually use thier suspension as free real-estate for sponsors?

>>149760477
have you considered no front wing?

>>149760477
>>149760461
Holy fuck, don't stop posting abominations.

goodwood shoot-out final starting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqVlKhHdZlU

>>149760496
Higher!

>>149760452
>>149760471

>>149760477
>>149760496
>Penthouse used to be an F1 sponsor
When did we become so gay? Is it becuase of Geroge Russel?

>>149760526

>>149759296
NOW
GET DOWN

Dan picked up damage :(

>>149760550
Who the fuck designed that radiator lmao

>>149760550
>>149760526
Ah, yes, splendid, let's make the F1 cars into a Sopwith Camel!

>>149760558
kwab

>>149760504
>tune in
>Merc on the line

Guaranteed no damage when coming in contact with Lil Chub

>>149760571
I mean, it is pretty much a cigar with wings

>beast of turin
holy kino

>you now remember williams turning up to an in-season test with an illegal read wing

>>149760626
FLAMES FUCK YEAH

>>149760502
A special one for you

PLEASE LET US GO BACK

>>149760664
2 rear wings huh

can somebody post the pic of alonso grinning ear to eary while taking a photo of a stripper/model in a skirt

>indycar starts dying in viewership after going hybrid just like f1
wew

>>149760704

literally 1984

>>149760302
wat happen to mclaren sponsors after 2013?

*supercat noises*

just build your own car, bro

just run your F3000 car

>>149760774
all March cars are beautiful to me.

>>149760784
ok :D

Personally, I'm a shark-fin kind of guy.

>>149760802
I didn't realise the United Federation of Planets started as an F1 team.

Max Furstappen :3

>invented zeropods

imagine the sideforce

>>149760571

>>149760877
Actually looks sexy as fuck

>>149760878
Woah, built-in safety barrier

>>149760656
The pilot has nice ass cooling.

just copy someone else's car, bro

>>149760825
What the fuck? Farce-India?

>>149760825
the wheelbase is still shorter than modern f1 cars

cool

proper f1 nerd, this thread

>>149760875
how come no one ever replies to these

I've ran out of abomination pictures

>>149760819
One more for you

>>149761106
Is there any place where you can watch these wild-ass cars in action? I wanna see how these shitboxes perform.

>>149761037

>>149761003
Because it’s too pure of a post :3

Original Max Furstappen

Chicken post

Charles Lecanine

>>149760554

Goat post

george russell is not at wimbledon, it seems

Which F1 figure would have access?

>>149761576
goats shit everywhere
being called a goat is an insult zoomers turned around

>>149761576
Max, Senna and Schumacher.

the boy

*bwooh*...gimi...*bwyyh*

I want candy

>>149761842
I don't get why people call him gay. His girlfriend (female) is very pretty

>>149761735
wayne rooney: the racing driver

>>149761885
So true!!

>>149761885
>I don't get why people call him gay

Is there any chance Max clinches the championship despite everything?

>>149761885
isn't his girlfriend the Russian whore who's been passed around the entire junior paddock?

>>149761967
...daniil kvyat?

>>149761919
Zoomers are just fruity like that

>>149761967
His current girlfriend is Alicia Stent-Torriani. She is an account manager at ALL TIME, a company that manages athletes, including members of the Leclerc family. She has been seen with Bearman in the Formula 1 paddock, including at Imola and Wimbledon.

>>149761920
No, they trusted in Wache to build the car.
I told everyone last season he should have took the move to Mercedes to avoid Wache car but everyone in this general is stupid and did not heed the warning.
I told them he cannot build a car and I am right.

>>149762030
none of the other rookies are this zesty

>>149761967
wasnt it the way she dumped him and then she was trying with colapunta?

Mark Webber's wife, now there's a woman.

>>149762101
Ollie!! and kimi!!

>>149762078

>>149762078
I quite enjoy how she has not been seen since he retired from f1

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149762055
What about the Argie guy?

>>149760737
>wins by half a point
>retires 2 seasons later for good
mid 70s to mid 80s f1 was insane

>>149762229
fuckboy energy

>>149762190
He will he is destroying norizz who is the only one who has a chance to keep up

>>149762271

i am forgotten

>>149762311
proof ollie is going to be a shitter

He pushed me off :(

>>149762377
Mika :)

So, my aunt got scammed out of about €250k
Had no idea she had that kind of money and never offered to pay for a nice season of F4 for his only nephew, races for this feel?

>>149762448
well you never offered to lick her minge, did you?

>>149762368
sorry

>>149761576
that doesn't look wheelchair accessible

>>149762824
goats don't look like they're able to climb

>>149757510
Still cant believe this really happened

>>149757510
I wish i looked like that

>>149762915
Just wait until the end of the year when both McLarens will be disqualified from the championship for cheating, and that will mean that Hulk won a race.

>>149763101
phwoar

>>149763118
constructor disqualification has no bearing on race results

theyre saying it was max's jet

Speak fucking English and stop substituting words you stupid zoomer faggot. I don’t speak “gyatt rizzler”.

>>149763171
>cool tard once won a race after a plane crash
amx to win at spa
>>149763196
unc spotted

>>149757484 (OP)
>>149757500
>>149757840
Morning kots!

>>149763196
mad online

>>149761037
>I've ran out of abomination pictures
The Mercedes W11 in an all black livery, at the behest of one of their brown half-ling drivers wishing to represent an organization called BLM (which is brown) and its ugly successor the W12 was quite the abomination

>>149763276
You think I've got pictures of the W11 saved?

>>149761428
Best post ITT

>>149758448
Real athlete but fake blonde. Do discard.

>>149763196
Cállate imbécil

>>149763226
kotzilla

>>149763171
damon hill larping as his dad at goodwood

>>149763165
Drivers will be DSQ for HRT, which is doping.

>>149763560
Stop beating a dead horse.
HRT already stopped racing after 2012

>>149763560
then troonstappen would be dsq'd as well

>watch video on top 5 most rage moments in F1 history
>Kimi's steering wheel team radio there but not Schumacher hunting down to the McLaren box

>>149763993
just don't watch videos fren

>>149763171
>Toto dead
>Max seen walking around the wreckage with some black soot on his face but otherwise unharmed
>he is the sole survivor

>>149763495
founded

>go out for the first time in a month
>wear shorts
>get bitten like 19 times by all sorts of shitty insects
any races for this feel?

Was expecting more кoты in a кoт edition

>>149764309
any no tobacco race from 1997-2001

>>149764280

Please Argentine, make the routine post before the thread hits bump limit.

so POWERFUL

>>149764490

>>149764539
>>149764490
from mid-2019 to late 2020 I was addicted to online gaming so I missed most of this F1 thankfully

I had a nightmare. Disney buys Formula One and ruins. Don’t let it happen.

>>149764585
at least it wasn't TKO

>>149764585
what's there left to ruin? question?

>>149764585
>imblying pozzula 1 isn’t already ruined thanks to (((liberty media)))
haha you STUPID man

>>149764490
>>149764539
death to who all who wore the mask for the 'rona. especially mclel

>>149764693
Nothing wrong with wearing a mask. Especially when you're as ugly as Sir Lewis.

>>149764490
I still don't want to remember the 2020 season

>>149764711
Fair point. Still, death to Poowis Shartmilton.

LASCIATEMI CANTARE
CON LA CHITARRA IN MANO

>>149764711
nothing wrong with wearing a mask in general. something very wrong for wearing it for the coof. go suck off klaus schwab.
the goblin and ps3 will die in a plane crash this year

george spotted at wimbledon btw

>>149764907
Isn't that Gareth Bale? I thought he was mostly a golf guy.

>>149764863
>reading comprehension

>>149764964
I think its Chris Hemsworth's brother

>>149764964
doesn't look like bale
looks like a hemsworth though

149764987
>reading comprehension

why don't the f1 zoomer fist as much as the tennis zoomers?

>>149764964
bale wishes he had that jawline

>>149764309
Your fault for wearing shorts. Are you still a child?

sex gifs

>>149765223
t. vitamin d deprived looney

>>149764907
That guy sitting behind it looks miserable

y'all

>>149765273
How's 5th grade going? I hope you're getting bullied

>>149765323
>projection

>>149764309
where the fuck are you? down here it's so hot the insects refuse to come out of their holes

Is that Léa Seydoux seated behind Hemsbrother?

>>149765475
I think so. On his right side I think it is that Boomer woman who was married with Ben Affleck

poz3

>>149765422
espoo. went for a walk in nuuksio earlier

Now that the dust has settled, did Michael Massi make the right call for Abu Dhabi 21?

edd

>>149765671
>espoo
/sp/ in finnish?
>nuuksio
neukcio

>>149765626
he looks like that tranny actress eliot whatever

>>149765729
jeroen gedraag je

>>149765712
Which one do you mean? His first one (gifting Hamilton the win) or the one where he went back on it (unlapping cars according to the rules) after several drivers called him out on his blatant bias over the radio?

>>149765349
Your teacher brings out the projector a lot?

>>149765732
This one?

>>149765768
ok vriend

>>149765918
bruesli?

>>149765712
>races don't finish under safety car agreement in baku
>safety car is out for too long after the incident is cleared
>lapped cars are being held in standby for seemingly no reason
>the clock is ticking and hamilton now has gained an unfair advantage due to the stewards inaction
>remaining options: gift hamilton the championship or unlap the cars, which isn't against the rules, for a single lap of racing

Masi fucked up big time but it was regardless the right call.

>>149765844
>unlapping cars according to the rules
Why couldn't Yugi challenge for P3?

>>149765712
>>149765987
Masi should have red flagged after Latifi's crash if he had any ability to critically think.
>More laps left to race
>Not blatantly decided one way or the other
>Kino shootout between Max and Lewis on equal tires

>>149765732
You're thinking of non-tranny actor Joaquin Phoenix

>>149765918
You'd think F1 drivers could afford fitted suits and not their dad's hand-me-downs

>>149766086
He could have had, had Masi allowed the cars to unlap one or even two laps earlier, rather than needlessly prolonging the safety car period in a blatant attempt to give Hamilton the win and the WDC.

>>149757510
>>149762948
Remember when Hulk solely used to wear caps and then suddenly decided to spike his hear and wasn't seen with a cap ever since?
Must have been Dekra not believing in that podium and dropping him.

>>149766254
*hair

>>149766087
>should have red flagged
Not appropriate when yellow + SC suffices to guarantee safety for everyone involved.
The problem was not the SC itself. It was keeping it out longer than warranted.

I'm going to resign tomorrow and live off the government teat for six months at minimum

>>149766352
Totally appropriate when Michael already decided things based on entertainment value already. F1 is a product before it is a sport.

>>149766475
I could swear another Finn claimed he bought F1 2025 from taxpayer money a few months ago

>>149766183
that is peak jap drip
you wouldnt get it

>>149766475
i've been doing this for 7 months now, they stopped bothering with the mandatory job applications 3 months ago

>>149766488
>F1 is a product before it is a sport.
Are you working for Liberty Media or something?
No, two wrongs don't make one right. He shouldn't ever have put spectacle (or personal bias) over rules to begin with. Doubling (and tripling and quadroupling) down just makes things worse.

>>149766232
But that did not happen and McLaren got gifted a podium
Ricciardo did not get the option to improve to P11.
Entire result was a clusterfuck and Masi lost his job for a reason

>>149766585
Based, I'm going to get union money for almost 18 months after I month and a half of karenssi so I'm covered

>>149766632
>stickler for rules
>german
Like clockwork.
Too bad for you the rules said that anything Michael does is the new rule, so red flagging would have been fine.

>>149766475
>>149766585
>>149766683
i hate you

>>149766802
>stickler for rules
Yes, because those rules are what provides a framework for the competiton. If you allow them to be broken to one one competitors benefit, there's no reason for the others to adhere to them either. And then you end up with a huge mess. Which, you could argue, is what 2021 was.

>>149766802
Holy shit kill your self srsly

>>149766802
>the rules said that anything Michael does is the new rule
They didn't. They left some details to the race director's discretion/interpretation, but never gave him the authority to outright change or invent rules.

>>149766475
post pic of government's teat pls

>>149766961
Again, its an entertainment product, not a competition.
>>149767016
Article 15.3

>>149767057
>post pic of government's teat pls
Well, since he's Finish, it used to be Sanna Marin until two years ago. Sadly for anon, it's now this fucking nazi, pic related.

>>149764711
He's not even ugly.

>>149764802
Sakhir was kino.

>>149767213
I would like to suck on Sanna's teats

boobens watching his boy race at wec

>>149766232
Blame the slow arab marshals not Masi.

>>149766254
>DEKRA DEKRA MUHAMMED JIHAD

>>149767166
>its an entertainment product, not a competition.
Why are you applying American Handegg standards to European sports?
>Article 15.3
Quoting
>The race director shall have overriding authority in the following matters[...]:
>a) the control of practice and the race, adherence to the timetable [...] in accordance with the Code or Sporting Regulations,
>b) the stopping of any car in accordance with the Code or Sporting Regulations,
>c) the stopping of practice or the race in accordance with the Sporting Regulations if he deems it unsafe to continue and ensuring that the correct restart procedure is carried out,
>d) the starting procedure,
>e) the use of the safety car.
So, as you can see, he is not given authority to make new rules. Since we were talking about red-flagging the race, that one is handled under bullet point C, where it's explicitly stated that the race director has to act
>in accordance with the Sporting Regulations
and can only do so in the very specific circumstance that
>if he deems it unsafe to continue
In other words, only if he cannot find a way to guarantee track sefety with lesser means.

>>149767469
Liberty Media is American. F1 is an American product now.

>>149767363
The track was clear at least two laps before Masi called the safety car in. I know that this has been disputed by Hamilton fanboys over and over, but that is when several drivers on track started wondering on pit radio why the SC wasn't called in, stating their impression that the track was clear and their wish to race.

From and including: Sunday, 12 December 2021
To and including: Sunday, 13 July 2025

Result: 1310 days

It is 1310 days from the start date to the end date, end date included.
Or 3 years, 7 months, 2 days including the end date.
Or 43 months, 2 days including the end date.
>non-whites still seethe
ay lelmao, my fucking kekerinos

>>149767698
>The track was clear at least two laps before Masi called the safety car in.
Incorrect, there were still marshals on the track.

eating hard boiled eggs never gets old

>>149767750
>Incorrect, there were still marshals on the track.
No, not during the last three laps.

knew i should have bought more
its so over

>>149767865
Love hard boiled eggs with salt

Would you rather fight
>100 gimi sized horses
or
>1 horse sized gimi

For me it's chopped up eggs in a cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0D7iV86ujo

formula 1? pisstri simp for him

narb a shit

>>149768453
>Winner's interview
>"My brother is here only because F1 wasn't on"
We keep winning

>>149768453
Sinner? Isn't that the guy that took steroids? I thought they banned him from the sport.
Also, as far as I know, Alcaraz was shut down by the US government in 1963.

>>149768720
>Alcaraz was shut down by the US government in 1963.
Trump ordered him to be reopened

>>149768770
>Alcaraz got gaped

i miss f1

Question: Why didn't Bottas crash to keep the safety car out in Abu Dhabi? Toto and Lewis would have paid him handsomely under the table

Amazon is now doing tele health?
I want to get off Mr. Bezos distopian ride

>>149768230
The latter. Just beat him in DEX.

>>149768230
would a horse sized gimi fight standing up?

Why no jigs?

>>149768976
Crashgate

>>149769309
Nah, I think Bottas would crash into a barrier.

>>149769309
Crashgate had lots of people involved to leak it. This would just be Bottas having to keep his mouth shut until he was on Toto's yacht. As >>149769363 says, its totally believable for Bottas to crash.

>>149769438
It got out because Renault dropped Piquet Jr and he blabbed.
Bottas could easily end up have doing the same.

Though Piquet Jr blabbing could just be because the entire Piquet family are knobs.

>>149769438
Drivers rarely crash behind the safety car and it would be such a coincidence to do it in that situation that everyone would know he did it on purpose.

>>149768976
>>149769438
What makes you think that Bottas would want to help Ham and Toto of all people?
Sure, he does lack a spine, but he must have had some modicum of self-respect left.

>>149769600
Bottas wouldn't blab, he is Finnish.
>>149769619
People would all assume but it wouldn't be provable so Lewis would get the WDC.
>>149769684
Money

>>149769684
Bro literally gave up a win in 2018.

>>149769736
>Money
He already had way more money than he could reasonably spend at that point.

These G&T's (500ml or 0.13 gallons of gin so far) are hitting almost as hard as Jason Statham is hitting these bad guys. He drives an 2005 Audi (future F1 constructors maybe, probably not fuck you jannies such your gf's dick) A8 6.0 W12 in this movie. Anyway here is a picture of Jason with the smol nihon jumping frog. Odds of Yugiho being replaced by Statham? What would we call him? Is there room for another Br*t*sh driver? Would he call Tim Cook a wanker for waving the chequered flag like a faggot? These are the things I need to know

>>149769859
>Is there room for another Br*t*sh driver?
Currently space for 16 more British drivers, 18 once that burger team join.

>fell asleep AGAIN while waiting for Indy

>>149769858
Nah Bottas doesn't have yacht tier money. He would def go broke if he bought a private jet and yacht.

>>149769971
baste

>>149769999
checking this kwab-uads

>>149769794
Following team orders is one thing.
Crashing behind the safety car on your own initiative is another.
The former puts him in good standing with the team and helps him in future contract negotiations.
The latter will publicly embarrass him, potentially make him criminally liable and could cost him his future in the sport, if not his super-licence altogether if it gets out.

>anon, i know all your /f1/ posting history, now it is your time to take responsibility for your words and prove yourself in f1 car

>>149770057
>potentially make him criminally liable
Hans, you are delusional. They have to prove intent for criminal liability and that is impossible.

>>149770190
>They have to prove intent for criminal liability
If he were to get paid by Toto for it and that got out, that would probably suffice as proof for intent.

>>149770147
He's fat.

>>149770369
There are a million and one ways for Toto to pay him. Literally just sign a new contract or advert deal at an increased price, Toto buys a house in his name but Bottas lives in it, Toto's friends pay Bottas, offshore accounts or crypto, etc. Sports are constantly rigged, especially fighting sports, and rarely does anyone ever get caught, let alone prosecuted.

>mfw i pull an emergency dui for more drink and beans
used like a quarter tank having it sit at 7k constantly
in minecraft.

>>149770190
>They have to prove intent for criminal liability and that is impossible.
Really? The cars are fucking packed with telemetry which they frequently use in the penalty process.
And that ignores that somehow crashing on a bone dry track mostly surrounded by asphalt runoffs, with no debris, while following the safety car would look suspicious even without the telemetry data.

>>149770147
>a few moments later

>>149770687
You just warm the tires going side to side when the are cold with a bit too much steering. Claim lack of focus. q.e.d.

>>149770658
ask Jesus for help

>>149770978
forgot to add a file

>>149770978
i managed the run up the hill just fine though

>>149769999
palou wins lol

i am rightfully being side eyed as a junkie even thoughts not said
perhaps ill care when sober

I'd be opposed but I guess you can't run over anyone of value over there so meh

i dont know if thats directed at me so i dont respond

>>149769619
They could just blame Ericsson

Quoting posts is overrated we can figure it out without that shit

>>149770658

>>149771199
You are a junkie

>>149771779
hence rightfully

>>149770147
yep by all means
throw me in i'll have a fucken go

Is this porno any good?

yall scared to post because thread is about to be byebyevettee.webm'd

>>149771890
Pegging just isn't hot, there's nothing hot about seeing a man get fucked in the ass by a woman with a dildo.
F1 related because chuck frequently gets fucked in the ass (metaphorically)

>>149769363
>>149769438
>bottas
>crash

What the fuck are you two talking about? He wasn't known for crashing, in fact he was always one of the most cautious and perfectionist drivers on track. He just sucked with actual racing. Bottas just conveniently crashing out of nowhere would've immediately sparked a new Crashgate investigation.

>>149772106
that's not a man that's suzie

>>149772153
theyre just uninformed
bottas is fast, extremely clean and has zero racecraft

valtteri "99 awareness" bottas

>>149772153
It's okay, I'll ignore Hungary 2021

>>149772326
a guy fucks up once...
i swear its liking shitting your pants everyone has a moment

>>149772153
>>149772232
Bottas literally crashed under safety car before. 2017 Chinese GP. Bottas KWAB classic

>>149772375
If you shat yourself one time in public as an adult, I'll still be bringing that up 20 years from now.

>>149772439
even baseball gives 3 strikes

>>149772476
This is F1, not baseball.
They don't even use cars in baseball, so I'm at a loss on how you mix the two up.

>>149772375
I shat my pants 30 years ago

>>149772588
It's like looking at Edd Straw in disguise.

>>149772421
That wasn't a crash he just spun.

>>149772588
Daniel doesn't look too different now.

>>149772732
stop posting from the mirror world you freak

>>149772894
You are the one posting from the mirror world

>>149772106
Why do you immediately think about pegging?

bakuing

>>149773210
It's Suzie he's standing next to

>>149773351
>>149773351
>>149773351

>>149772894
Not my fault someone orginally posted the one like that.