Thread 149759605

England
(29.5 ov) 387 & 117/4
India
387

YFO

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>>149759605 (OP)
oh that’s the only test on at the moment is it? fuckwit

NUTTEEZ

>>149759634
shove it up your arse cunt. no one cares whats in the op but you.

YFO

Reckon Stokes can ask for a ball change?

mental maths tip: if you want to quickly work out the target, take England's 2nd innings total and +1

>>149759660
needs a brain change haha

seems a little odd that theres more aus flags itt than english flags, and even more english flags than indian...

>>149759674
I don't see any English flags here.

barely any indians post on 4chan

>>149759685
sooooooo trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>149759674
I don't see any English flags here.

>>149759692
and thats a good thing

>>149759699
we got it the first time mate.

barely any humans post on 4chan

>>149759692
Just not under an Indian flag.

Not seeing any Australian flags here, just some blue rectangle with the union jack in it. I thought Australians were big into cricket?

>>149759727
we're actually new zealanders. you just need an eye check.

>he hurries most batters because of his unusual action
lmao

do you think Warne would have accepted an England cap if he wasn't rejected by minor clubs for his lack of batting and forced to live in an attic in Bristol?

NEW
>>149759755
>>149759755
>>149759755

anyone got the bumrah action picture? that shows his extension?

Thoughts?

none whatsoever

there's loads of UK flags here
you've got the standard UK flag and then there's the... oh, heh nice cuckstamp lads ;-)

>>149759799
based

Should've reviewed it :)

we won't have a pooview thanks

>>149759795
That's what 30degrees over the allowed 15?

Bet they cry racism when called on it.

very clear from the replay that he's chucking. nobody says a thing about it

Business Idea:
Bat the day out so that you don't have to worry about India being able to win

>>149759870
it's okay because of some nonsense about it being an extension the wrong way to be a chuck even though the result is the same idfk.

>>149759783
>wh*te "women"
That's a no from me, thanks

dodgier action than Muralitharan but never even been as much as tested
really really makes you think

>>149759884
If it's illegal one way it should be illegal the other way, especially if the net result is pretty much the same. Jut being unusual shouldn't be a defence.

requesting all cuckstralians to return and stay in there little containment matchie. thanks

anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

>massive celebrappeal
>don't review it

>>149759767
>AI bot replying to itself

What's a winning lead looking like? 325?

reminder that ruth strauss, despite getting lung cancer, did not in fact smoke and that makes it all the more tragic

>>149760013
anything over 250

>>149760021
so they say

looked close

by the skin of his teeth

That looks gone.

*immediately goes to r/cricket to enjoy the indian seethe about umpire's call*

was clearly missing
rigdia up to their old tricks

that looked giga plumb live

>>149760085
Why are the umpires so racist?

odd posture
very forward torso
very backward behind

anything over 200 is going to be good
this wicket and conditions are looking to start favouring bowling quite rapidly

Siraj is a most ville poo

>>149760085
pajeets feel too comfortable spouting their poononsense on reddit

any stream?

>>149760110
our bowlsmen are shite though >we need 300 minimum

>>149760110
our bowling attack is shite and the spinner is injured I think

>>149760122
here you go mate
*pisses all over your ugly face*

>>149760125
root 5 fer confirmed

>>149760132
>ugly face
tad harsh that lad, it's not my fault

where are the cunting blogposts REEEEEEEEEEE

this offie looks like a chucker to me

>>149760123
I reckon they are going to do well on this wicket next time round, seeing a bit of swing
>>149760125
if Bashir is injured it will be a lot more difficult

can't be that tough a pitch if Stokes is in let's be real

Islamophobia is punishable by death

>>149760122
https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/1j0ft3h/sports_streaming_sites/

bit of advice lad
stop being poor

>>149760125
That aide, it's a good batting pitch desu, idk what anons are talking about thinking sub 300 gets you in the game. need at least 350 really

>>149760173
>top comment is daddy live sex

>>149760173
cheers la, have an updoot

If Root has a good inning here, he could overtake Dravid and Kallis in the all-time test run scoring list.

>unironic reddit browsers on my /cric/
game's gone

>smith goes home on the tube
omg no fucking way?
>the tube is hot
nahhhh really?

right well that little pink fan looks like a dildo

anyone clip the jeets with pink dildos?

>>149760223
I couldn't imagine being on the tube today, jesus fucking christ.

It'll be packed all day as you've the mix of some countries doing end of year school trips and some on their first weeks of holiday.

they could have appealed stokes there for hitting the ball twice when he nudged it towards them
missed a trick there

these strike rates are grim
score some boundaries

LITERALLY killing cricket

gagging for the hundred to start

>>149760153
ive had a dexy, had a few drinks too, might have another dexy soon too depending on how the post are looking, and im listening to tranquility base hotel and casino by the arctic monkeys now
r u happy cunt?

love a retarded sweep

Well, I guess Root isnt doing it today

>sweeping
>in test cricket

england would rather be scoring boundaries than wickets right now

>>149760326
just trying to keep this adhd spacker happy: >>149760262

>>149760326
the sweep is a classic and classy shot
the reverse sweep and the scoop sweet is braindead nonsense

if he wasn't planning on scoring at a decent rate then he did us a favour by getting out
bazball has no room for knuckledraggers who can do nothing but block and leave, anyone can do that
play some shots.

>>149760360
the entirety of english cricket performs for him?
>>149760367
classy like a videogame reviewers night out in a certain Melbourne nightclub

>>149760387
>the entirety of english cricket performs for him?
yes, weird system I know

>159/5
kek pathetic
they'll keep bazballing with crawley at the top of the order for another 3 years before they consider something else though

do NOT check what's going on in the other /cric/ thread right now

>>149760196
You must be joking, it's been the most common search result for any sport stream for years now. Doesn't mean one actually browses it.

Kek there won't even be a day 5.

GONE
YOU'RE OUT
FUCK OFF USELESS PRICK

jesus
what a bowl

>watch ball
>ball lands
>doesn't turn
>somehow miss it completely

this is what happens when you start prodding it around instead of bazzing it
if they had bazzed it they'd be on 250 by now.

cric be like 'smith is le good, trust us'
he's looked shit outside that one fluke innings

when did cric say that

>test cricket
*appears*
>zachary kenneth rhys bowen
*disappears*

it's over

just need to baz it to 250 and then pretend like India don't have 5 good top order batsmen and 4 sessions left

hes gotta grapple some rocks mate

Which fluke innings, his 184*? His 88? His 40, or 44?

telling you
this wicket has changed massively
England will be lucky to make 200

is this innings looking like a "i should do more amphetamines" innings or a "i shouldn't do any more amphetamines" innings?

it won't even be a 200 run chase
absolute state of the batting and bowling stocks >we have at this moment

>>149760613
drugs aren't the answer mate, choose drink, fags, and speeding through council estates

remember when I was younger someone got their first car and liked to often take it for a spin
Used to speed everywhere
Would send me dash cam footage of him almost running over people trying to cross and talking about all the dumb pedestrians he had to deal with even though he was clearly speeding and it was also dark

Cannot abide council estate residents

>>149760684
ktim

>>149760684
for me its people who redline a 1.2l shitbox through otherwise quiet towns. saw someone do that in a white Corsa B in a Scottish town last year, the saw it again recently and wondered how the fuck the car was still alive.

how many runs is enough?

why didn't we play with 12 men by "subbing" out Bairstow in the Ashes? bit mad really.

>>149760743
depends how much india will score in the 4th innings

>>149760743
250
stokes and woakes will get us there
I just have a feel I do

I consider the innings over once a specialist bowlsmale comes out to bat.

if india get all out for less than 170, I reckon we have enough on the board already

>>149760724
where I live we have those shitbox racers because there's two really long but straight roads but the really annoying cunts are the guys who have dirtbikes and at random times in the middle of the night will rev their whiny bitch boy bikes and wake everyone up.

>>149760632
based lotus carlton driver

>>149760758
>>149760790
these aren't very helpful replies

>>149760801
dirtbikes are based mate

>>149760846
its all about who has the most runs at the end of the 4th innings (hope this clears things up)

>>149760698
There are undoudbtedly council house tenants who are coping with being dealt a tough hand the best they can. However a large portion aren't and I'm tired of pretending that a large portion aren't shit.

I've lived on the worst council estate in my town and maybe 1 in 5 are decent families. My neighbours are cunts, highlight being them calling their 6 year old daughter "a fucking stupid little shit" when she cried after hurting herself on a trampoline. There's a "house clearance" (fly tipping) lorry that another family parks on the street, another person with 5-6 clapped out cars around his house on on the street that he's "repairing" cars (trying to fix them with blown head gaskets without any of the replacement parts, so basically making it so they'll at best start a few times before blowing up again).

I did have one set of good neighbours with well behaved children. They upset the wrong family who promptly came around and smashed every window in their house, forcing them to leave their house that night and never come back.

reckon root goes missing when it matters desu
can't remember too many '''''clutch''''' innings by him

if india comes out to bat and then loses 10 wickets inside the first two overs then 175 is enough to win, unless India is able to score 88 runs with each of the other two balls in said two overs.

Bit of turn there. Englands spinner will be looking forward to bowling on this

what should I have for tea

For me it's all those new housing estates that are forced to accept a certain % social housing residents to get permission from the council and then those 6 or so families shit up the whole estate and drive all those new homeowners out

How come you never see cars on bricks anymore? Used to be a common sight late 80s and 90s, but not anymore. Is there no market for nicked tyres, or are they impossible to remove now?

Y BLOODY F BLOODY O BLOODY

>>149760977
my aunty had her wheels racked of her mazda 3 abour 2 years ago, but they put the wheel nuts back on the studs after they took the wheels off. very odd
but yes they do still rack expensive wheels

>>149760977
not that complicated mate
just easier and quicker things to steal for the same money
shoplift 5/6 jars of coffee and thats you sorted for smack that day

>>149761006
outstanding post x

>>149761020
I'm sure they were just trying to feed their kids

>>149760913
um...tea? maybe soem biscuits if you are not fat ie.

Remember, if you see a tired mother shoplifting 15 bottles of wine, no you didn't. Some people are struggling.

15 bottles of wine is like 2 goon sacks shes have to be retarded

Doubt you get much heroin in exchange for a nicked video these days . Games gone

>>149760977
Not worth the hassle. Removing wheels that were put on with an pneumatic tools and are potentially also slightly rusted on, with one of 100s of types of locking nuts, on cars that are alarmed needs a big payoff.

If people replace alloy wheels, it's because they're heavily marked. They're not going to spend money on stolen wheels that are also probably marked

>>149760977
live in a high density abo suburb and have not seen one. no theft of my garden hose nor has my petrol been siphoned. barely even get called a white cunt too.
not how it used to be

>>149760977
If a car is jacked up by Boris' and Bard's friends, it'll be to take the catalytic converter.

>>149760913
naan, palak paneer, poppadoms, lemon pickle, and mint chaas (yogurt drink) bossman x

we're an alcaraz general

>>149760913
human shit

really strong smell of poo here all of a sudden

>>149760913
chucked a frozen pizza in the oven about 10 mins ago

um..yh nh sweaty...we are TEAM SINNER
tyvm x

>>149761240
so true

they could probably get through tea quicker if they got one of the subs to put the kettle on ahead of time

reckon tea should be an hour instead of 20 minutes

just whipped up 10 meals of chicken tikka masala for the week and a bit. probably do a thai green next week
mad how no woman will ever love me

>>149761227
+side of dal makhani and jeera rice
* worked up a bit of hungga ngl
corr peng

reckon they should have tea wallahs to bring the chai to the players on the field.

appealed for a pooview yet mate

this fat fuck is stinking up the thread
back to the farm fatty

>>149761276
bit mad that tbqhwy

>>149761276
because they're looking for a man

going to be reading pynchon on the train again tomorrow. if no woman finds me mysterious and alluring I'm going to end it all

We all die alone.

>>149761327
reading a single word is indeed mysterious

>>149761327
keep a side of wodehouse as well fella x

>>149761327
you should try an obscure author no one has heard of to seem intellectual
heard cormac mccarthy fits the bill

are these 30 SRs really the bazball way?

>>149761360
based wodehouse reader. Would Dickens also be a good train read/women attractant?

brb

>>149761344
those cultists in with the koolaid, they didn't die alone
i'm just saying there are options iykwim haha

>>149761423
...yh..nh tbqh

you can all be quite mean to me sometimes ngl
it's all in good fun sure but sometimes I'm left wanting to cry myself to sleep

>>149761367
if no one has heard of them how have you heard of him champ

shall stick to reading my well thumbed copy of the turner diaries thank you

>>149761493
based but try things from rockwell too

>>149761457
wanna talk about it hun? xx

did enjoy blood meridian sad to see it become redditified

name one (1) time you got a good rec from /cric/ regarding music, film, books etc
exactly

>>149761457
hope you get nightmares when you finally fall asleep

pressure on Englands bowling lineup
I knew they would struggle to get 200

I was unironically about to post 'Stokes will get bowled again this innings shortly (screencap this post)'. now nobody will believe me

>>149761550
asked for first car suggestions here once, and only answer was a SEAT Mii

might cry myself to sleep tonight lads

>pakis got near 200
it's over for India.
woakes can still score more.

>>149761599
rest your head on my chest and I'll stroke your bald head to sleep

>>149761599
already crying

>>149761583
wow, you were going to predict Stokes was going to throw his wicket away after 20-30 runs? you nostradamus you.

just purchased the Canon PIXMA TS7760 home printer ama

noticing a flag has suddenly appeared

mode of dismissal you low iq low caste poo

not sure england can time waste 2 and a half days.

might drink myself to sleep innit lads

sensing a call from work is due

reckon england are about 100 light here

HE'S GOT A HATRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Blood Meridian was always reddits favourite book. It’s tailor made for edgy young lads who spend too much time online. No women or icky girl stuff, lots of le based nihilism

>>149761670
It's day 4.

can't stop tugging it to traps
I'm finished

>the pitch is difficult
no it's not kek they're coping so hard
Saffers easily chased 280/290 here in the WTC final so even if this pitch is a bit harder you still needed 100 more runs to have an outside chance

>>149761720
so he's right? what was your goal with this post

>>149761719
hmm seems unlikely
my good mate bard said no one had heard of him

POOVIEW

>>149761749
:s

yeah tiny tiny spike on the snicko there, you can give it out paul

am sure bard also thinks Tolkein and Rowling are obscure writers
that Cormac thing was such a brainlet moment. kek what was he on? maybe the dodgy fake ayahuasca he took had some long-term side effects

>>149761743
I am new to the sport in general but this pitch has changed
There is definitely swing, there is cloud cover
Ball is sticking for spin
I think Carse and Bashir with archer can do damger here

Tipping an 8 wicket defeat

i see we've moved onto a new punching bag now that the previous one fucked off

bumrah is a chucker
simple as

>>149761839
You are clearly delusional. I recommend a stay in Bedlam.

>>149761893
India have also cheated again by playing 12 men.

NO BALL

>I am new to the sport
we can see that mate

unironically though how come Bumrah hasn't even been tested by the umps? must be the most questionable action to have never been questioned

i am old to the sport but this pitch has changed
there is definitely swing, there is cloud cover
ball is sticking for spin
i think Carse and Bashir with Archer can do danger here

The pitch will flatten out once India start batting. Ian Botham DMed me on twitter and said so

Bumrah seethe is always welcome sight

>Bracken was part of the 03 WC
kek didn't know this

N0 BALL

>>149762001
Ian Harvey was the prototype, Nathan Bracken was the production model.

think every ball Bumrah ''''bowls''''' is technically a no ball

shane lee

nice stat
i love it

NO BALL

>>149761939
Football WC trophy looks so much better.

Stewart Lee is a pedigree cricketing name if you think about it

which kino do I watch tonight

>>149762048
>Harry Book

>>149762048
boring as shit stat

>>149761939
got a loicence for that image mate?

N O B A L L

>>149762073
kek this

>>149762069
grim

>>149762068
too bad he's about as funny as australian stand ups

I'm watching wimbly instead tbqh

NO BALL

he fell through the bar stew

These days, if you check your dads google history you get arrested and thrown in jail

So this is why Stokes likes batting last

Absolute dogshit display

just remembered certain man's fav comedian is Bill Hicks
peak redditor lmao

DID SOMEBODY ASK TO SEE MY DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORYYYY???

NO BALL

>>149762154
he also likes sweeping like a retard

>turning down singles
bit pointless at this stage

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU REFUSING RUNS IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING TWAT IT ANYWAY

>refuses to take singlge
>blocks every ball
what did niggard mean by this?

racists SEETHING

Pakis should declare and get in some overs at India.
This is just cowardly time wasting.

very pooey smell in here all of a sudden

>>149762281
bit racist to call them pakis just because they're brown

the bazball thing would be to declare tbqh

quite exciting this

fucksake paki

alright going to have some toast

what a disgrace. let the side down

last digit is how many Indian wickets before stumps.

it was joever when root got out
nobody else can bat

India's to lose
poolapse required

>7 bowled dismissals in one innings
Questions about technique I think

>>149762473
peak bazball

Looking at pornography

Woakes is going to get movement
If Archer can target the areas that are getting unpredictable with, and this is important, combine this with an accurate yorker
Bashir WILL get grip, he needs to stand up here
Carse, he is the most important. In these conditions with his height he CAN generate movement, he needs to shine.
I will get mocked, rightly so
Bashir and Carse are the most important here

whats happening with the cricket update please is it just lunch or smth?

>>149762473
Shambles

>>149762580
seems a bit of a high effort gimmick for the return it's been getting. here's a bonus >>

kek
did athers just try to call archer prince joffrey

lmao whats stokes saying in this big team speech

new to cricket here. will Bashir be allowed to chuck it because the paki on the other team is allowed to?

>>149762641
we have all batted on this wicket
we need to target the same ares
at the stumps lads
at the stumps

they're really coping about the pitch. it's doing a bit but hardly anything crazy for day 4

woakes' seam control is so shit after watching bumrah and siraj.

you know they wobble the seam on purpose right

fucking hell lads
what's that smell?

with the new ball when the seam is pronounced? seems dumb

le 85mph really fast man

it's over

>>149762827
for an english seam bowler yeah

shit
Archers gone
the pressure has got to him

POOLAPSE

retard shot

Is Jaiswal related to Jas Mann, singer of 90s pop sensations Babylon Zoo?

Bazball tier shot that. Lovely stuff.

>>149762892
yeah he belongs in a zoo

reckon 9 quick wickets would be good for england

>>149762927
really the pace is the wickets is irrelevant as long as they arrive before the end of day 5, and that India haven't scored another 188 runs.

people cheer for archer so much like he's their pet monkey

noticed a steady uptick in racism over the last half an hour or so
come on /cric/, we're better than this

there's an argument to say jofra archer is the most impactful quick in the cricketing world

heard they call him wiz because he can swing his ball both ways

The guardian in particular are really weird in how they write about Archer.

we're in here lads >>149759755

lol
hearing loads of KL comments

>>149762974
Spaceman came out closer to the moon landings than to today

Alcaraz (/ourguy/) is mogging the other shitter

KL Qaeda is rather stubborn isn't he
bit like that bin laden lad

a plane just crashed at Southend lads

>>149763024
:/

might improve the area

get archer off the pitch
this is pathetic stuff
not worthy of the england shirt

Indian pilots switching off the engine again. When will they learn?

woakes keeping it nice and tight at one end and archer is just throwing runs away like we've got 500 to play with. disgraceful

>>149763112
countystreams' ends that

get woakes off the pitch
this is pathetic stuff
not worthy of the england shirt

dropped the tendulkar-anderson trophy

how do you drop that you cunt

DROPPED THE AIR INDIA-LIGHT AIRCRAFT

DROPPED THE ARCHER-MERCHANT

>>149761550
music: Dreamtime Submersible - Evan Marc (2008)
books: trusty 'ol godel, escher, bach: an eternal golden braid
plain x

>>149763112
>some tiny plane that crashed into a bunch of trees at the airport

boring

commentators have finally stopped coping now that a few fours have been hit and realise there's no score on the board kek

..yh..ta CARSEY lmoa x

that building looks like a kfc box

really strong smell of poo in here

dial8 moite x

I fucking told you
Carse is |THE man

Carse on for Archer
Paki on for Woakes

thought pakABOOM was out of service, no?

carse is more accurate than archer
he can hit the same as bumrah

reminder

Carse, he is the most important. In these conditions with his height he CAN generate movement, he needs to shine.
I will get mocked, rightly so
Bashir and Carse are the most important here

I don't care about the outcome of this game

pajeets win by 9 wickets

wtf /cric/ told me the pitch was doing all sorts
it's doing absolutely nothing kek

At what point does the fabled minefield pitch make its appearance

*does nothing off the pitch

great stuff

WICKET
HE'S GONE
BYE BYE

>>149763679
lies

Gonna take a whizz
Anyone want anything

yeah, got a stream mate?

hrumph

literally the only female commentator that I like
some I can tolerate
I like thois one

>>149763694
farmers union and a sausage roll

What are you chirping now mate? Not taking wickets?

game's gone
country's gone

the future of smart home innovation in India is apparently a device that winds the blinds for you without having to install new blinds, it installs with your current set up

https://uk.helloryse.com/

Sky graphic said Carse is right arm fast, so why is he trundling in at 80mph?

>>149763887
the mean like comparatively fast for an english quick

scintillating test cricket this
80 mph on a road
battingsmen knocking it around chasing 190

why is a player who comes out to bat allowed to walk off and sit out the fieldling?
they should have to field as long as they batted for, or have no sub.

Stokes bowling 85-87 now so he's as quick as Archer this spell

>>149764000
he isn't black though so doesn't count as fast

grire bowling attack
not one decent bowler in it. I'd score a century vs this lot

turning it off

yeah just throw more runs away, we got loads in hand anyway lol

>>149764078
based wicket taker

so that's how you play Carse, just wait until the evening of day four.

business idea: use the bat

I’m going to pull out the old ‘lose to win’ line here, and I don’t want you newfag cazzies getting confused

turning it back on

>>149764147
warney would've loved bazball

If England take 8 wickets within the next 30 overs they'll be within a good chance of taking this match

turning this shit off

GONE GOT HIM YES HE'S GONE. GO ON FUCK OFF ON YOUR FUCKING BIKE MATE

AND ANOTHER

what the fuck reiffel. could've driven a bus between bat and ball

miles between bat and ball

good thinking mate, the old knee high full toss

love the full bunger outside off. lull em into a false sense of security

GONE
FUCK OFF

this one's plumb mate. on your bike

>>149759605 (OP)
Classic chitting poms, with the doctored umpires

>I'm captain so I have to review, even if it's clear as day
why are jeets like this?

I fucking told you retards
Carse

carse should do the marlon samuels salute

nice pooview mate, was only cleaning up middle of middle stump

old to cricket here, I think Carse will play well on this four day old minefield.

>140 to get with 7 wickets left
would be a massive bottle job if bindia lose from here

KL Qaeda
the destroyer of the west

peennis is a shit sport and this is not the peennis general

>need to be at wicket within 2 minutes or you are out
did not know

cor

still seething because you got bageled by Ian and redditovic lost I see

>>149764538
david steel went down another floor and was almost dismissed this way

>it should be 50-55
good maths Ravi

Remember all the seethe when Bangladesh got Mathews out that way

rigdia

how is that umpires call nigga
sending leg stump cartwheeling

tactical time waste
same old bindia

kek they're riling up the poos with a bit of light chat again. it's so easy

wouldn't pick a fight with carse if i was a jeet tbqhwy

S T O K E S

ON YOUR FUCKING BIKE LAD

KWAB

>nightwatchman
>can't watch the night
what did he mean by this?

new to the sport
owned the board

>>149764858
I kneel.
What's your address I wanna suck you off.

>>149764851
He protected the other batter and a proper batter can come in straight away. Did his job.

All those India fans will be disappointed on their trains back to Birmingham

a good day of crigget, a great day of crigget

>didn't know where his ancestors originated from (a common tragedy in that part of the world)
>thought his surname might trace his ancestors to Madeira
Why not Sri Lanka? He looks quite South Asian and not particularly like other coloured Afrikaners. Sri Lanka has Portuguese surnames too.

I was informed that Carse was a shitter. What happened?

yeah nice cope ausjeet

Bashir will perform tomorrow as well
screencap this

alcarazbros... this can't be happening

who's winning

>>149765037
grug in 5

gg will be back tomorrow when India wins...go SINNER btw x

Just completely wasted my whole weekend
Depressed

>>149765690
you haven't wasted your whole life though right?

>>149761423
keKkkkk x

Only socially

>>149765690
did an oil change on my car me
only missed root being a brainlet

Lads get this
Toil begins in a bit over half a day

so depressed
just need to win the lottery at this rate

>>149766071
wfh tomorrow me. will just be sitting down to the cricket with my 11am coffee

>>149766100
hope yer investing wisely fella, look up FIRE and its variants on reddit x

>>149762999
"no"

Spent the whole weekend watching cricket and eating ice cream with the littlun. Can’t buy memories like this. The missus is Indian so his loyalty is torn, but I think he prefers England because he can also support them in rugby and football

just buzzed it all off lads
it's simply too hot not to

Trimming the pubes can make a world of difference. I do it every summer now

>>149766289
never got why all the british indians support a country they've probably barely spent any time in if any at all
mental really
maybe we should make them sing the anthem at the flag every morning at school like in the US

me? always gamble and don't put that cover thing on top so cut myself up good and proper every time. simply the only way to get the closest shave

Tell you what, Sinners mum has a right pair of milkers on her

Italy won the cricket and the tennis

>>149766581
pictoral evidence required

I see people being happy and fulfilled and I get angry, because I know it's too late for me

>>149766289
don't let britjeet see this post

>>149759692
Hola todos

>having an indian supporter in your household
fukin grim

>taking the bait
nobody would want a jeet missus

>>149759692
hola todos¡

there's a webm of some jeeta getting absolutely destroyed by a thick white cock, i would have posted it for britjeet seethe if i wasn't constantly getting banned by him reporting posts anyway.

>>149767159
Will Smith?

>>149767159
wtf?

>>149767159
yjk zachy's rentberg ancestors had concubines

Finally, the real cricket is on

I can tell, the thread is absolutely BRIMMING with Australians mocking the lack of "English flags" during the test at Lord's today.

>>149767159
you can't deny there's more than a passing resemblance to vaughan gething, which is what the original welsh would have looked like

also that's the most /cric/ article I've ever seen kek

Up and atom early to watch the criggy
The niggers have been a bit uppity, so I hope we teach them their place in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjTHAFNvm7Q

for tomorrow

>>149768961
Not listening to a poof

>>149769028
no inner voice?

>>149769042
Heh
You're alright, you little maggot dog cunt

>>149769042
noice

>>149769042
Childish and predictable.

>>149769042
bodied that freak so hard he had to switch to a vpn

Mad how the only test scheduled for the entirety of August is Zimbabwe vs New Zealand

*switches vpn off*

Aus-WI game would be quite interestingly poised if everyone didn't know WI's batting is about to royaly shit the bed again

>>149769042
GONE
GOTTEM

>>149769998
Nah, this is a resurgent WI batting lineup.

There's no hope anymore
It's all too late

>>149768961
fry is such a little crybaby bitch

Time for Head and Smudge to spin their magic.

Give them 10 overs!

>>149769028
no inner voice¿

>>149769042
JINX!!! >>149771770

^ he's a 34 year old pajeet doctor btw
severely mentally ill. sad

>>149769028
you don't listen to your inner voice¿

>>149772315
JINX¡!!
>>149769042

^ he's a 34 year old pajeet doctor btw
severely mentally ill. sad

so...yh, a cracker of a fifth day awaits us, innit fellas¿

wouldn't exactly call this bazball from the grimdies would you

reminder we’re all in here for any aussies waking up
>149759755

in here
>>149759755

Retard

lmao didn’t realise that there was another thread up. guess the pozzies were butt blasted there minnow bashing series wasn’t in the OP, it’s not as if anyone even posted about that test in the last thread anyway.

>check other thread
>it was just pozzies saying hello to each other for hours

This was the first day of this test that I didn’t see any of and it ends up being the most interesting
fml

Imagine if England had picked Liam Dawson and Sam Cook. test would already be over as they’d have skittled the Bindians out already.

>>149777872
>>149777936
all one guy

>>149769998
>>149770350
kek

staying up on a work day
lock me up

/cric/ btfo

>>149778511
kek
weakminded tarq

>>149778511
Me lady doth protest

if he didn't care why does he need to stay off social media?

/cric/ too elite and muscular for one thread

maybe include all the games in the op next time

ummm yeah that's what OP did fuckface

New Zak Crawley stats just dropped. Biggest fraud English cricket has ever seen.

Actually thinking about calling the police and reporting the England selectors for corruption.

Someone post these in the next thread so the world can see. Thanks.

what can be done?

flip the graph and it looks like you're improving

why are you looking at Crawley's stats at 3am?

So nothing has changed in relevant cricket (80s to current day)

warm and sunny day in london today - reckon the pitch would have baked and flattened out completely desu

>>149782068
actually, according to my research the 80's is when Dukes balls was bought by Dilip Jajodia, who then moved production to Pakistan. The balls are then sent to England to be boxed.

Typical Asians only making jobs for other Asians

There is teams at work where the Indian team leader only ever hires other Indian ethics
Shouldn't be able to get away with it desu but no one would want to point it out lest they be called racist

Business Idea

Allow 2 other ball makers access to test cricket. Each team at the start of the test chooses the ball maker they want to bowl with. Allow different characteristics for the different balls i.e. one spins better etc. You can change supplier once during the test.

reducing bat sizes is the solution
I don't buy the dukes ball suddenly becoming 'bad' after it was praised for decades and I don't think they've changed anything recently to the manufacturing process - it's been outsourced for ages
they've made all the pitches flatter and bats bigger though

Think the Dukes balls they use in FC and Test are still English made, although apparently in East London (so might as well be in the subcontinent). But I slightly agree desu, the bats are a ridiculous size now and most of the moaning seems to be around the Test performances more so than in the county championship.

>>149782222
1 word: Global Warming.

The problem with England rattling the oppo is that they are such a bunch of cazballers that if India or Australia ramp up the intensity England are always the ones that crumble.

Like all muh strongminds its really just a cope.

>>149782222
bat sizes were increased because brainlets wanted le sixes and le fours
zachy is redpilled about the boundary rope being a mistake and Viv Richards is confirmed as the greatest batshomosapien of all time scoring that fast with a tiny plank of wood (also his 90SR in ODIs back then would be worth 200 by today's standards. mad)

Yh think Sir Viv might be right about being "too strong" for t20 even though it was a joking comment, considering if he used these modern tree trunks.

Brook genuinely looks like his IQ is about 82

it is (see: his innings yesterday)

>>149782557
>>149782557
>>149782557