Australia 225
W.Indies 1/16
Play begins 1:30pm CST/4:30am AEST/2:30am AEST/
Can't wait to see Boland in action
Hope the Windies do well though, it'd be good to see them get a win
it's great waking up around 8am and getting to watch a few hours I like this start time
We could have bowled better, but WI did well to be only one down
>>149759861Honestly very well batted by Chase and King
Itโs time to accept reality on Khawaja. Heโs turning 39 before the Ashes. Blokes like Tendulkar and Ponting were washed up at that age, and Khawaja was never of their calibre. 39 year olds donโt suddenly find form, itโs only going to get worse.
For his own sake, he needs to throw in the towel. Marnus might be out of form, but heโs 7 years younger.
>>149759885Another thing about Uz is that he doesn't even try and score, we have a guy who is taking zero risks and still not scoring.
Sure he takes the shine off the ball sometimes, but when is the ball not new anymore, he knicked off in the 32nd over scoring at 25. If we can't find a replacement for that, we are fucked
If top order fails , middle order and lower order bails If top order and middle order fail, lower order bail. In summary, not once has the batting been consistent
>>149759839iโm gonna get some sleep now and set my alarm for 6ish
i hate drugs, i hate how accepted theyโve become
>>149770678hey mate, morning
For such a fierce bowler Stark seems like a pretty nice bloke.
Time for Head and Smudge to spin their magic.
Give them 10 overs
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF CHASE
People bashing Boland need to get their head out of their ar**s. I don't think this lot would have won a BGT without Boland stepping up. We still don't know if the big 3 quicks together could win a BGT. There is no evidence of that.
Are we seeing a flash of Pattyโs underwear every time he bowls??
Louis pushes at everything lol idk how long heโll last
Will Aus get the new ball when the lights go on later
>>149771481Call me too woke but comments like these are a bit more perverse than your usual fumny quip.
I actually thought Keith Arthurton was a Antiguan
Just woke up. Can someone give me a rundown of the session
Campbell just needs a third man so we cut off 90% of his runs desu
Boland is similar to Chris Woakes. Deadly in favourable conditions at home but pretty average elsewhere. Hearing people say that Boland should play ahead of Hazlewood like in the WTC final was ridiculous. Boland is nowhere near the level of Hazlewood in any format.
>>149773083Openers are still in
Prediction: 4th innings Trav takes 6fa
In the break I encourage people to go check out footage of Louis Smith bowling for Aus A yesterday. Beautiful bowling action
Renshaw has been a good ODD player for a few years. I have been calling for him to get a go in the ODI side for some time.
>>149773611ODI? Yes, absolutely.
Tests though? He hasn't been any good in FC for a while now
>>149773662shut the fuck retard he's good
>>149773714no he fucking isnโt spastic
>>149773791thoughts on AI umpires fellaยฟ ala Wimbledon?
>>149773852donโt like em
listening to the criccy on the radio in the morning is peak comfy
>>149773301Boland isn't as good as Hazelwood but he is 10x better than Woakes
They are smart for making this a day night test
day/night with Aus/Windies is cursed
>not safe to go out at night in the Caribbean
>not safe to go out at day in Australia
Why is spee moving so fast
the windies still have hope
>>149775419Wimbledon final and some stupid preseason cup final in the football both happened today.
>>149775419there was a big soccer game on. that club world cup final thing
sick of windies batsmen getting in and then playing retarded shots just SICK OF IT
https://www.espncricinfo.com/records/oldest-players-on-debut-283460
Might move to the Falklands in 35 years time and get on this list
>>149775604not so Lucky for him haha
>>149774583It's a rare, nice feeling. Hot coffee on a cold sunrise watching Test cricket stands out for me.
>worst donedies in charge of a good contest
>Nickname Lyon Gaz
>Don't nickname Carey Wayne
huh?
Giood morning fellow neets cannot imagine wage slaving in this cold weather on a glorious Monday. Just putting the kettle on and feeding the magpies back to bed after that with the criccy on
>watching a VHS recording of Warne's test hat-trick
>60 second-long ad for an Olivia Newton-John album after DeFreitas walks
>>149775906What you feeding them
justin greaves be all like right imma do this myself
Aus bowled out for 100 under lights tonight
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while shai is at the crease the windies have hope
England get their kino and we got this slop
Not fair!
I just woke up and HIS LAND just got a wicket. Perfect start.
could drive a tube car through that bat pad gap
I'm a Greaver, one of many fans of West indies batting all-rounder Justin Greaves.
Did Shamar Joseph actually rape his cousin?
BO(W)LAND
HIS LAND
Webster who I think is good value also well done
I blame that impusive retard Shamar. Fucking retard.
Jesus. This is ruthless stuff.
That was a little bit sad for the Windies.
>>149777093Based Shamar's cousin
>>149777137Nah, just a Justin Greaves enthusiast.
so when did Windies die
looks like being invincible for two decades straight before poolapsing hard in 1994/95, where they lost 2-1 at home to australia and failed to score more than 300 runs in any of the innings must have been damaging for the psyche
Whomst amongst us has never raped a cousin
smart batting by the windies, australia will be all out before stumps
>Boland is similar to Chris Woakes. Deadly in favourable conditions at home but pretty average elsewhere
>>149777537Leaving them a crisp 150 to fail to chase tomorrow
Hopeless niggers!
wish someone raped me and then gave me a nice big cheque of hush money
>>149777771how big are we talking?
>>149777771I'll give you a nice big something bad boy
Hello /cric/, I bring joyous news!
Beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon is starring in a new movie called Flint!
It is Sarah Gadon's first Western movie!
Sarah will pay Nancy Kerrigan, a strong willed and respected female ranch owner trying to save her ranch in the middle of a range war.
>>14977609150 50 mix of wombaroo magpie mix and lean mince with a pinch of calcium powder
>>149777845Sarah Gadon is so fucking hot
>>149777935You are very correct friend
>>149777845shes hitting the wall hard bro her big ass used to be nice but her waistline is starting to catch up and turn her into a potato
If the movie is in black and white at least they can hide her wrinkles and saggy shit better
>>149778127>>149778081Sarah Gadon is perfect as ever
>>149777845Her character is named after that figure skater who got bashed by her rival's husband?
>>149778207The novel Flint, upon which the movie is based was written in 1960, a decade before figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was born
I like Sarah Gadon but I don't love her.
>Wet Shitdies
Jesus fucking Christ just disband it
is gadon said gay-don or gad-on?
>>149778255>>149778034>>149777845Here's a pic of Sarah Gadon at Yellowstone National Park, which she visited in between the filming of Flint nearby.
>>149778335I'm not your mate, bumboy
>>149778333I'd say its a bit more like gad-en or gad-un
windies bowlers stare good they just need to find a couple of niggers that can bat
>>149778367Sarah Gadon with her daughter in Emigrant, Montana
MLC final in 30 mins lads
>>149778497Owen to pull a ton out of his arse again
come on mumbai indians new york!
late career warner is better than this weakmind zoomie
>>149777787lets say a double pass to every day of the Sydney test?
Konstas is one of the worst cricketers men of all time
>>1497777879 inches or so
>>149778583thats because millennials had nothing better to do growing up than hit rocks with sticks
funny how the first innings of the india vs england tests has been a waste of time
should we just make it one innings each and maybe reduce the overs to 50 each so that it can be condensed into one jam packed day of cricket?
>>149778596gonna have to be a double team rape i'm afraid. i'll call my mate Mandingo
Nathan McSweenie died for his sins
>>149778671sweeney unironically looks solid
he just got brutally assmogged by the chicken
looked good otherwise
>>149778703meant the chucker*
>>149778658the first two tests were a waste of time too, no closer to determining a winner
>>149778658>funny how the first innings of the india vs england tests has been a waste of timepeople say all the time "oh XYZ is par for this pitch" it finally happens and then people say it was a WASTE of TIME
A true measure of how important your job is:
>the number of platforms you have in your 2FA authenticator app
I have 10
What's the point? West Indies will just collapse again anyway
What's the point of cricket really? They're just going to play another series after this one
>>149778658iโd give it 40 years tops before everyone lost interest in
damn shamar is raping our elite 3 in the bowling stats
>>149778826I predict that professional sports will disappear, but local sport participation will soar.
>>149778658its test cricket not quiz cricket cunt. the first innings provides context, the second innings delivers the story
kek I no longer feel any sorrow for this Australian team
enjoying how shit we are
uzzy is finished. we have no openers
Fuck, our bats are useless. It's so predictable.
The 2 Kโs must NEVER wear the baggy green again!!
>>149778850i will offer the best local sportsmen money to play for my team
why do all the Australian tourists at the game look like sexpests?
marnus walks back into this side for the ashes
>>149778902Add Kam Kreen to that list while youre at it
>>149778932Why didn't they make another season? This series was kino.
west indies will rule test cricket again in my lifetime
>>149778972they filmed it recently. they were filming during the wtc final
>>149778972I think they still are and they did do the last ashes with carey running out yjb. i didnt watch that one just saw some clips on youtube
>>149778973you now realise this moment was the start of the windies dynasty
Gotta admit, this is some fantastic bowling
england need to get a few of these bowlers passports ASAP
>>149779094Truly. The windies have an elite bowling attack with the two Josephs, Seales, and Greaves.
>>149779136said this a few days ago but theyre 2 good batsmen away from being a top side
>>149779144Man, even just one batsman who averages in the 40s would make a huge difference.
serious gut on this head fella
look at that little niglet
:)
>>149779283absolutely based if you purposefully made this a perfect loop
as the resident webm-dork, I tip my cap to you
We are in for one of the worst Ashes summers of all time
Might not even bother watching -- both teams are a disgrace to the name test cricket
How do we fix the chopping on problem?
cam green literally giving his wicket away
Were the Head/Green rumours true?
>>149779491imagine the death by snoo snoo
can we get a webbum of that old bloke in the red shirt with the massive teeth goin bananas webbumbro?
>>149779497>Head just letting Green run himself out
kek was just about to complain about the recent lack of wickets.
>>149779533Missed that bit, sorry lad.
reminder that Webster is our best player
Is there anything Webster can't do?
>>149779562all good mate love your work
just seen crawley feeding the indian rats some of their own medicine and watching them chimp out. god tier skit
if beau webster was from western sydney his name would be beau lebster
>>149779594https://foxsportspmd-a.akamaihd.net/free/geoblock/2025/07/13/DVU_130725_CRI_IND_ENG_LAST_OVER_202507130717/DVU_130725_CRI_IND_ENG_LAST_OVER_202507130717_2628.mp4
if beau webster were a toe his name would be toeboy
>>149779598that's real clever
>>149779424wtf warnie that's unplayable
>>149779607kek
good on him
someone tell Baz to bring him to Australia
>>149779633wrong genny mate but he deserved every word
>>149779607Why couldn't they handle it? It's just bantz
>>149779645yeah i fucked up
>>149779633gonna need an explanation
>>149779687degenerate gambler's bet didn't get up, can't feed his kids, spazzes out at athlete, athlete posts it for sympathy. tale as old as time
>>149779734we wouldnt have sport without it
>>149779633replace NWM with khawaja, and touches with runs
YAWN
might be time for another wicket
>>149779763watch crictream me
>>149779607childish behaviour from the subhuman
Carey been rocked and cocked by that short ball
why do man pozzies use gray nicholls
but no englishmen use kookaburra?
>>149779789its blocked for me lol
stepped out for a second. missed a wicket and a heem.
>>149779868maybe just keep up with the game using webmbros clips
spoiler Carey just got out
GONE
GOTTEM
GET GOING YOU AUSSIE CHEAT
Lmao at these absolute shitters
youd think seales is due for a wicket
needed a pooview, that one
I would've just walked tbqhwy
>>149780009he didnt feel it m7
imagine if they could bat
Greens running between the wickets is fucking insane
like hes having an episode at the crease
>>149780044Its mental, isnt it. Maybe the "yah, nah" system isnt working?
sha-mar, sha-mar, sha-mar
cam green will move into 2nd top run scorer for the series with a half century here
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See it could be a decent match set up here if the Windies battersmen weren't such retarded niggers
181 is already too many for them to chase
Shit series
bit of a maxwell innings vs Afghanistan from cam green here today
Think I'll start referring to Cameron Green as "Big" Cameron Green
>>149780318he should have walked when he knew he was out, setting a poor example
Gotta say, green has shown some serious heart to stick around for his scores this series
he still looks fucking tragic at the crease but hes trying hard and you gotta appreciate that
we need some new bloody players
>>149780538I tihnk he is the only batsmen who has benefits from this series haha
>>149780580yeah hard. dont think this series has been good for Head, Smith, Webster or Careys batting form
>>149781047really makes you think...
No space for Overton in the eng team?
windies could build a good team around the bowlers and hope
surely thereโs a couple of niggas that can hold a bat in the caribbean
think you'll find hes hung up his boots for the last time fella
Has there ever been a good Indian (in the moral sense)?
>>149782063George W Bush's cat was called India
pass, i'll stick with anne hathaway thanks
>In six innings against West Indies, he has made 50 runs at 8.33. That's the lowest series average for an Australia opener in the 21st century, pushing David Warner's 2019 Ashes into second place
no posting in brit /cric/ until they acknowledge australian tests
donโt cross the picket line
canโt wait for the cricket tonight! It starts in around 9 hours
>>149782291what was hp lovecrafts cat called?
>>149782698what the fuck is an hp lovecraft
What was with all the deleted posts itt?
>>149782063Gunga Din
>>149782747Probably not since Aus in Windies 03 with the Antigua Test. Its been very one sided this century.
The 2007 world cup killed test cricket in the windies when they knocked down all the comfy, intimate stadiums and replaced them with ones that are way too big with fans far away from the action
>TMS just talking over Jerusalem
Bit rude tbqh
FUCK ENGLAND
FUCK EVERY BRIT IN /CRIC/
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO BHARAT
hi there i heard this is the place to discuss West Indies vs Australia?
hard to see where these last three wickets are gonna come from
loved watching pant get bowled
is this the annual cameron green individual brilliance match?
After starting his comeback with 4,0,3,15, Green is now only three runs off being the 2nd highest run scorer this series, despite playing in one of the most difficult positions.
>>149783757seems like the clear POTM so far and he hasn't even scored a combined 100 runs.
>>149783697>>149783757Feels like Green has locked his spot at 3 for the ashes. Only leaves the opener slots up for grabs imo.
And frankly we could do a lot worse than just picking the two best openers after three rounds of shield. Even if theyโre both debuting. Couldnโt perform much worse
I think Pat Cummins has had an average series by his standards so far. He averaged 22.30 in the Pakistani roads in 2022, and 22.50 this series
Marnus to open with the best performing opener in the early shield for mine in the ashes.
A powerful and magnificent fuck-you by Green this match to his critics. You love to see it.
Seeing out the first session is going to be crucial. Even if we just eke out enough runs to get over 200. Getting some more wear on the pitch and ensuring WI has to face plenty of bowling under lights will swing this in our favour. If we get skittled early and give WI the best part of two daylight sessions to chase <200 then I think we lose
How is this going to help the decisions of top order selections? Are we going into the ashes with 2 brand new openers?
>>149783838I just want two guys to really put their hands up in the first couple of Shield rounds and demand the spots, even if it's still Khawaja and Konstas
>>149783867Opening situation definitely, 3 down is fine
>bumping your own thread so much you'll reach the bump before the next days play
such a sperg
Hi lads I've got lots of thoughts on the test match between West Indies and *scrolls up* Australia if you'd like to see them.
>>149784376Same, I canโt wait!!
I hope the windies can do well and make a game of it!!!
Looking forward to day 3!!!
Shit thread you gay retard, no one in here but you talking to yourself kek you gay loser
>>149785151Dont reply to me ever again
canโt wait for the cricket to start!
>>149785445It doesnt start for about 5 hours thoughever
Hope the Aussies collapse and the Windies give the run chase a good shake.
>england cricket
test cricket at its best
>australia cricket
"hi mate"
"hey mate"
"hi mate"
"hey mate"
"hi mate"
"hey mate"
"hi mate"
"hey mate"
GO GO GO JOSEPH!!!
https://youtu.be/3PLziNmmK50
>>149783768>>149783768Same, Green with his short returns in the first few matches still feels like a solid pick, especially for Australian conditions
I think Uzzie needs to go tho
>>149788182you are delusional , n!gg~rs ain't winning shit, all they can do is chimpout
hope alzarri gets the 5-fer
>>149789440he did
>Windies need 204I'll be stunned if they even get close to that
>>149789472I'm not holding my breath, but, you never know. Surely someone is due for a good inning
>>149789485Considering they haven't got past 150 in either 4th innings this series I will take a guess at "no".
Most important thread right now
>>149789411
>>149789485the batteringfolx have let down the bowlxirs all series so I'm guessing no
Alzarri has got a great big curvy black wife and you can too if you ask
starc and first over wickets
campbell made a soup of that first delivery haw haw
>wicket down already
lmao
John Campbell is complete fucking garbage holy shit HE SHOULD NEVER PLAY FOR THIS TEAM AGAIN
while I was typing this out this guy got out reviewing a fucking lbw with no shot offered are you kidding
wonder if carey will finish his career being rated better than Haddin
>>149789677>wicket>singular
>0/2
It starts with one thing ...
windies will be looking to score a run here
>>149789693Is Carey rated better than Haddin currently? He got potatoed while batting, so...
>>149789699They lost the next as soon as I had posted that KEK
We'll have a pooview please
england and india serve up a great ad for test and then west grimdies does this fucking hell
Can't keep up with AusGODS
>>149789712Is he a left or a right hander? Left hand batsmen and that's kinda fair, very nearly pitching outside leg.
If he's a right hand batter....ooph.
>statpadding against the worst grimdies with a pink ball
have some shame lads
>>149789725there's a black object on your screen that shouldn't be there
peewee 26 AO in danger here
>4
story lost
josh 'can't pass an eye test' hazelwood undoing all the work
>>149789739Bit rude m8. I know they're terrible but West Indians are still human
>>149789775Wait... he didn't play a shot to it either?
I feel bad for WI desu :(
they actually had good batsmen but they all retired to play league cricket. they still have talented players but can't put it together
>>149789761they are n!gg~rs, see i already predicted this
>>149789385
we don't say that word around here mate
>>149789823Stop being racist, rajeed.
its funny when an indian attempts to place black people below him
>>149789775did the battingsperson forget to walk out with his bat?
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this is one of the times where bazzing it would actually make sense. they aren't lasting long defending against the moving ball
Did anyone get a screenshot of the replay DRS where the batsman was semi-transparent?
Really need a screenshot of that for a pooreview.
you missed a good test earlier ausbros. much more interesting than this one ngl
Jadeja went for a poo in the loo break as well haha good times
>>149789775If that doesn't sum up modern day Windies I don't think much does
>>149789775are you saying he reviewed that?
>>149789885Commentators are saying he consulted the other batsman down the non-strikers end before reviewing.
>>149789900Was Mikyle Louis even looking?
aussies have noticeably far less aura in the side without gaz
>>149789852brings up kids drawing as argument ,kill your self n!gg~r
lads if pink ball tests weren't a thing I reckon Mitch Starc would average 35
>100 matches
>400 wickets
Crisp. Take him off.
>>149789913Was he the striker or non-striker? Don't think it changes the answer though.
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most unelite in the 400 club though has to be said
>>149789956Non-striker's end, Kevlon Anderson got given a LBW not even Shane Watson would have reviewed
is 5/2 good in terms of bowling?
ite lads I'll see you in 3 years for the next one
how are you supposed to play that?
Over/Under on Starc getting all 10?
New to cricket. Is 5-4 an good score?
SEVEN
FOR
FIVE
Is this the quickest five-wicket haul ever?
>>149789968Leaking runs desu.
>>149789968Curtly Ambrose took 7-1 vs Aus once
>All those people saying Boland would get a bag against the Windies
You all need to apologise.
kek those lasses don't give a single shit lmao just smiling and playing the steel drums hahahaha
you've got to feel for the windies here
have a heart
>>149789983It has to be. A 5fer in 2.3 overs. 5 wickets in 15 deliveries. Insane.
>>149790008the fucking swing on that
Reminder that WI are about to lose their best player too because he rap*d like 11 women.
>>149790005The beauty of sports is people get what they deserve. Hard, but its honest.
Just need 15 more to beat NZ's score
>>149790001their brains are incapable of comprehending events that happened beyond the last couple minutes
just as a goldfish stares at its reflection for its entire life
>>149790015At least it was women. Watching Starc rape 11 men right now.
>>149789983third quickest
>>149790027bit of incel vibes coming off this post mate
>>149790015does that mean Starc is going to be arrested too soon?
>>149790033Kallis & Waqar weren't Tests:
Fastest five-wicket hauls in Men's Tests:
>15 balls - Mitchell Starc vs WI, Kingston, 2025>19 balls - Ernie Toshack vs IND, Brisbane, 1947>19 balls - Stuart Broad vs AUS, Nottingham, 2015>19 balls - Scott Boland vs ENG, Melbourne, 2021>21 balls - Shane Watson vs SA, Cape Town, 2011
>>149790030*Hazelwood enters the room*
Just woke up
Absolute disgrace
>>149790036nice projection mate
>ELEVEN FOR SIX
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
Josh 'nah you won't get to take all 10 in your 100th test, sorry mate' Hazlewood
>>149790048lol extra grim
My mum had four children already by the time she was my age
>saw they lost three in a row
>went off to watch Uni Challenge
>now 12/6
Okay Windies looking settled now
Primed for the counterattack