Thread 149759755

Australia 225
W.Indies 1/16

Play begins 1:30pm CST/4:30am AEST/2:30am AEST/

2:30am AEST*

>>149759775
>>149759755 (OP)
2:30am AWST**

Can't wait to see Boland in action

Hope the Windies do well though, it'd be good to see them get a win

it's great waking up around 8am and getting to watch a few hours I like this start time

We could have bowled better, but WI did well to be only one down

>>149759861
Honestly very well batted by Chase and King

It’s time to accept reality on Khawaja. He’s turning 39 before the Ashes. Blokes like Tendulkar and Ponting were washed up at that age, and Khawaja was never of their calibre. 39 year olds don’t suddenly find form, it’s only going to get worse.

For his own sake, he needs to throw in the towel. Marnus might be out of form, but he’s 7 years younger.

>>149759885
Another thing about Uz is that he doesn't even try and score, we have a guy who is taking zero risks and still not scoring.

Sure he takes the shine off the ball sometimes, but when is the ball not new anymore, he knicked off in the 32nd over scoring at 25. If we can't find a replacement for that, we are fucked

>>149759897
valid point

If top order fails , middle order and lower order bails If top order and middle order fail, lower order bail. In summary, not once has the batting been consistent

>>149759839
i’m gonna get some sleep now and set my alarm for 6ish

finna pop another dexy

i hate drugs, i hate how accepted they’ve become

>>149759956
Same

Hey fellas

>>149760214
hey mate

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>>149760214
Hey guys

>>149760285
Hey mate

>>149760285
Hey mate.

>>149760315
>>149760305
>>149760285
Hey fellas

>>149760329
Hi mate

>>149760329
hey mate

>>149760329
Hey mate

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>>149760329
Hey fellas

>>149760368
hi mate

>>149760368
Hey mate

>>149760368
hey mate

>>149760368
Hi mate

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>>149760368
hey guys

>>149760408
Hey mate

>>149760408
hi mate

>>149760408
Hi mate

>>149760408
heya mate

>>149760408
Heya mate

>>149760467
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>>149760417
>>149760408
hey guys

fellas x

Good day lads

>>149766733
>>149766327
morning lads

>>149770044
hey mate

>>149770116
hi mate

>>149770157
hi mate

>>149770300
>>149770157
>>149770116
>>149770044
morning lads

>>149770379
hi mate

>>149770448
morning mate

>>149770505
morning mate

>>149770561
>>149770505
>>149770448
>>149770379
morning fellas

>>149770678
hey mate, morning

>>149770735
morning mate

>>149770802
hey mate

>>149770860
>>149770802
>>149770735
>>149770678
>>149770561
>>149770505
morning lads

For such a fierce bowler Stark seems like a pretty nice bloke.

Time for Head and Smudge to spin their magic.

Give them 10 overs

GONE GOTTEM

based cumgod

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF CHASE

People bashing Boland need to get their head out of their ar**s. I don't think this lot would have won a BGT without Boland stepping up. We still don't know if the big 3 quicks together could win a BGT. There is no evidence of that.

Are we seeing a flash of Patty’s underwear every time he bowls??

Louis pushes at everything lol idk how long he’ll last

Will Aus get the new ball when the lights go on later

>>149771481
Call me too woke but comments like these are a bit more perverse than your usual fumny quip.

I actually thought Keith Arthurton was a Antiguan

>>149771850
same

me too

hope the Windies win

Just woke up. Can someone give me a rundown of the session

>>149773083
no

Campbell just needs a third man so we cut off 90% of his runs desu

Boland is similar to Chris Woakes. Deadly in favourable conditions at home but pretty average elsewhere. Hearing people say that Boland should play ahead of Hazlewood like in the WTC final was ridiculous. Boland is nowhere near the level of Hazlewood in any format.

>>149773083
Openers are still in

Prediction: 4th innings Trav takes 6fa

morning lads

>>149773433
morning mate

>>149773433
morning mate

In the break I encourage people to go check out footage of Louis Smith bowling for Aus A yesterday. Beautiful bowling action

Renshaw has been a good ODD player for a few years. I have been calling for him to get a go in the ODI side for some time.

>>149773611
ODI? Yes, absolutely.

Tests though? He hasn't been any good in FC for a while now

hey fellas x>>149773484
>>149773446
>>149773433

>>149773662
shut the fuck retard he's good

>>149773714
no he fucking isn’t spastic

>>149773676
sebbo

>>149773791
thoughts on AI umpires fella¿ ala Wimbledon?

>>149773852
don’t like em

listening to the criccy on the radio in the morning is peak comfy

HIS
LAND

>>149773301
Boland isn't as good as Hazelwood but he is 10x better than Woakes

morning fellas

Hi lads

wtf was that kek

Morning cricheads

They are smart for making this a day night test

day/night with Aus/Windies is cursed
>not safe to go out at night in the Caribbean
>not safe to go out at day in Australia

Why is spee moving so fast

the windies still have hope

>>149775419
Wimbledon final and some stupid preseason cup final in the football both happened today.

>>149775419
there was a big soccer game on. that club world cup final thing

sick of windies batsmen getting in and then playing retarded shots just SICK OF IT

https://www.espncricinfo.com/records/oldest-players-on-debut-283460
Might move to the Falklands in 35 years time and get on this list

>>149775604
not so Lucky for him haha

>>149774583
It's a rare, nice feeling. Hot coffee on a cold sunrise watching Test cricket stands out for me.

>Nickname Lyon Gaz
>Don't nickname Carey Wayne
huh?

Giood morning fellow neets cannot imagine wage slaving in this cold weather on a glorious Monday. Just putting the kettle on and feeding the magpies back to bed after that with the criccy on

>watching a VHS recording of Warne's test hat-trick
>60 second-long ad for an Olivia Newton-John album after DeFreitas walks

Morning lads

>>149775906
What you feeding them

justin greaves be all like right imma do this myself

Aus bowled out for 100 under lights tonight

while shai is at the crease the windies have hope

England get their kino and we got this slop
Not fair!

>>149776091
my cum

I just woke up and HIS LAND just got a wicket. Perfect start.

H I S L A N D
I
S
L
A
N
D

could drive a tube car through that bat pad gap

I'm a Greaver, one of many fans of West indies batting all-rounder Justin Greaves.

Did Shamar Joseph actually rape his cousin?

BO(W)LAND
HIS LAND
Webster who I think is good value also well done

I blame that impusive retard Shamar. Fucking retard.

Jesus. This is ruthless stuff.

That was a little bit sad for the Windies.

>>149777093
Based Shamar's cousin

>>149777137
Nah, just a Justin Greaves enthusiast.

so when did Windies die
looks like being invincible for two decades straight before poolapsing hard in 1994/95, where they lost 2-1 at home to australia and failed to score more than 300 runs in any of the innings must have been damaging for the psyche

>>149776877
allegedly

Whomst amongst us has never raped a cousin

smart batting by the windies, australia will be all out before stumps

>>149777537
Leaving them a crisp 150 to fail to chase tomorrow
Hopeless niggers!

wish someone raped me and then gave me a nice big cheque of hush money

>>149777771
how big are we talking?

>>149777771
same

>>149777771
I'll give you a nice big something bad boy

Hello /cric/, I bring joyous news!

Beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress Sarah Gadon is starring in a new movie called Flint!

It is Sarah Gadon's first Western movie!

Sarah will pay Nancy Kerrigan, a strong willed and respected female ranch owner trying to save her ranch in the middle of a range war.

>>149776091
50 50 mix of wombaroo magpie mix and lean mince with a pinch of calcium powder

>>149777845
Sarah Gadon is so fucking hot

>>149777935
You are very correct friend

>>149777845
shes hitting the wall hard bro her big ass used to be nice but her waistline is starting to catch up and turn her into a potato
If the movie is in black and white at least they can hide her wrinkles and saggy shit better

>>149778034
ugly whore

>>149778127
>>149778081
Sarah Gadon is perfect as ever

>>149777845
Her character is named after that figure skater who got bashed by her rival's husband?

>>149778207
The novel Flint, upon which the movie is based was written in 1960, a decade before figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was born

I like Sarah Gadon but I don't love her.

>Wet Shitdies
Jesus fucking Christ just disband it

i like cricket

Name 5 cricketeers

is gadon said gay-don or gad-on?

YFO mate

>>149778255
>>149778034
>>149777845
Here's a pic of Sarah Gadon at Yellowstone National Park, which she visited in between the filming of Flint nearby.

>>149778335
I'm not your mate, bumboy

yfo you fat twat

>>149778333
I'd say its a bit more like gad-en or gad-un

windies bowlers stare good they just need to find a couple of niggers that can bat

>>149778367
Sarah Gadon with her daughter in Emigrant, Montana

MLC final in 30 mins lads

>>149778497
Owen to pull a ton out of his arse again

come on mumbai indians new york!

GOTTEM GONE

A Konstas disappointment

unbelievably kookedstas

dumb wogstas

late career warner is better than this weakmind zoomie

>>149777787
lets say a double pass to every day of the Sydney test?

Konstas is one of the worst cricketers men of all time

>>149777787
9 inches or so

>>149778583
thats because millennials had nothing better to do growing up than hit rocks with sticks

funny how the first innings of the india vs england tests has been a waste of time
should we just make it one innings each and maybe reduce the overs to 50 each so that it can be condensed into one jam packed day of cricket?

>>149778596
gonna have to be a double team rape i'm afraid. i'll call my mate Mandingo

Nathan McSweenie died for his sins

>>149778671
sweeney unironically looks solid
he just got brutally assmogged by the chicken
looked good otherwise

>>149778703
meant the chucker*

>>149778658
the first two tests were a waste of time too, no closer to determining a winner

>>149778658
>funny how the first innings of the india vs england tests has been a waste of time
people say all the time "oh XYZ is par for this pitch" it finally happens and then people say it was a WASTE of TIME

A true measure of how important your job is:
>the number of platforms you have in your 2FA authenticator app
I have 10

What's the point? West Indies will just collapse again anyway

What's the point of cricket really? They're just going to play another series after this one

>>149778658
id go to that

i believe

>>149778658
i’d give it 40 years tops before everyone lost interest in

damn shamar is raping our elite 3 in the bowling stats

>>149778826
I predict that professional sports will disappear, but local sport participation will soar.

>>149778658
its test cricket not quiz cricket cunt. the first innings provides context, the second innings delivers the story

kek I no longer feel any sorrow for this Australian team
enjoying how shit we are

uzzy is finished. we have no openers

Fuck, our bats are useless. It's so predictable.

>>149778850
vbersovl

The 2 K’s must NEVER wear the baggy green again!!

>>149778850
i will offer the best local sportsmen money to play for my team

why do all the Australian tourists at the game look like sexpests?

marnus walks back into this side for the ashes

>>149778902
Add Kam Kreen to that list while youre at it

>>149778932
Why didn't they make another season? This series was kino.

west indies will rule test cricket again in my lifetime

>>149778972
they filmed it recently. they were filming during the wtc final

>>149778972
I think they still are and they did do the last ashes with carey running out yjb. i didnt watch that one just saw some clips on youtube

>>149778973
you now realise this moment was the start of the windies dynasty

GOTTEM

oh dear

Are the Josephs elite?

Gotta admit, this is some fantastic bowling

england need to get a few of these bowlers passports ASAP

>>149779094
Truly. The windies have an elite bowling attack with the two Josephs, Seales, and Greaves.

>>149779136
said this a few days ago but theyre 2 good batsmen away from being a top side

>>149779144
Man, even just one batsman who averages in the 40s would make a huge difference.

serious gut on this head fella

>>149777019
zachy lol

look at that little niglet
:)

>>149779283
absolutely based if you purposefully made this a perfect loop
as the resident webm-dork, I tip my cap to you

>>149779283
kino

We are in for one of the worst Ashes summers of all time
Might not even bother watching -- both teams are a disgrace to the name test cricket

How do we fix the chopping on problem?

cam green literally giving his wicket away

Were the Head/Green rumours true?

>>149779491
imagine the death by snoo snoo

can we get a webbum of that old bloke in the red shirt with the massive teeth goin bananas webbumbro?

oh dear

>>149779497
>Head just letting Green run himself out

kek was just about to complain about the recent lack of wickets.

>>149779533
Missed that bit, sorry lad.

reminder that Webster is our best player

Is there anything Webster can't do?

>>149779562
all good mate love your work

just seen crawley feeding the indian rats some of their own medicine and watching them chimp out. god tier skit

>>149779585
link?

if beau webster was from western sydney his name would be beau lebster

>>149779594
https://foxsportspmd-a.akamaihd.net/free/geoblock/2025/07/13/DVU_130725_CRI_IND_ENG_LAST_OVER_202507130717/DVU_130725_CRI_IND_ENG_LAST_OVER_202507130717_2628.mp4

if beau webster were a toe his name would be toeboy

>>149779598
that's real clever

>>149779424
wtf warnie that's unplayable

>>149779607
kek
good on him
someone tell Baz to bring him to Australia

>>149779633
wrong genny mate but he deserved every word

>>149779607
Why couldn't they handle it? It's just bantz

>>149779645
yeah i fucked up

>>149779633
gonna need an explanation

>>149779687
degenerate gambler's bet didn't get up, can't feed his kids, spazzes out at athlete, athlete posts it for sympathy. tale as old as time

>>149779734
we wouldnt have sport without it

>>149779633
replace NWM with khawaja, and touches with runs

>>149779753
so true

YAWN
might be time for another wicket

stream?

>>149779763
watch crictream me

>>149779607
childish behaviour from the subhuman

Carey been rocked and cocked by that short ball

why do man pozzies use gray nicholls
but no englishmen use kookaburra?

>>149779789
its blocked for me lol

stepped out for a second. missed a wicket and a heem.

>>149779839
kayo :)

>>149779839
streamed su?

>>149779868
maybe just keep up with the game using webmbros clips
spoiler Carey just got out

GONE
GOTTEM
GET GOING YOU AUSSIE CHEAT

work called

Lmao at these absolute shitters

youd think seales is due for a wicket

PLEASE

needed a pooview, that one

I would've just walked tbqhwy

>>149780009
he didnt feel it m7

imagine if they could bat

god that bitch is obese

Greens running between the wickets is fucking insane
like hes having an episode at the crease

>>149780044
Its mental, isnt it. Maybe the "yah, nah" system isnt working?

>>149780029
cool runnings

jamaican gf

sha-mar, sha-mar, sha-mar

95 runs for 6 wickets

thanks cricinfo

cam green will move into 2nd top run scorer for the series with a half century here

>>149778526
uhhh

See it could be a decent match set up here if the Windies battersmen weren't such retarded niggers
181 is already too many for them to chase
Shit series

bit of a maxwell innings vs Afghanistan from cam green here today

cummins the rock

Think I'll start referring to Cameron Green as "Big" Cameron Green

>>149780318
he should have walked when he knew he was out, setting a poor example

Gotta say, green has shown some serious heart to stick around for his scores this series
he still looks fucking tragic at the crease but hes trying hard and you gotta appreciate that

we need some new bloody players

>>149780538
I tihnk he is the only batsmen who has benefits from this series haha

>>149780580
yeah hard. dont think this series has been good for Head, Smith, Webster or Careys batting form

Fatrick Bummins

>>149781047
really makes you think...

No space for Overton in the eng team?

windies could build a good team around the bowlers and hope
surely there’s a couple of niggas that can hold a bat in the caribbean

Bring back lara

>>149781673
meant warnie

think you'll find hes hung up his boots for the last time fella

Has there ever been a good Indian (in the moral sense)?

>>149782063
mahatma cote

>>149782063
George W Bush's cat was called India

katie holmes nude

corr blimey what a set

pass, i'll stick with anne hathaway thanks

>>149780029
lmao

no posting in brit /cric/ until they acknowledge australian tests
don’t cross the picket line

can’t wait for the cricket tonight! It starts in around 9 hours

>>149782291
what was hp lovecrafts cat called?

>>149782698
what the fuck is an hp lovecraft

What was with all the deleted posts itt?

>>149782063
Gunga Din

>>149782747
Probably not since Aus in Windies 03 with the Antigua Test. Its been very one sided this century.

The 2007 world cup killed test cricket in the windies when they knocked down all the comfy, intimate stadiums and replaced them with ones that are way too big with fans far away from the action

>TMS just talking over Jerusalem

Bit rude tbqh

Bashir 6fer incoming

FUCK ENGLAND
FUCK EVERY BRIT IN /CRIC/

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO BHARAT

hey fellas

>>149783041
Hey mate

hi there i heard this is the place to discuss West Indies vs Australia?

>>149783041
hey mate

>>149783079
Sure is

>>149783041
hi mate

hard to see where these last three wickets are gonna come from

>>149783077
>>149783084
>>149783274
hey guys

>>149783328
hey mate

Evening lads

>>149783379
Evening mate

>>149783427
>>149783379
hey fellas

we in here now?

loved watching pant get bowled

>>149783457
>>149783427
>>149783379
>>149783379
>>149783340
Hey lads

>>149783468
Sure are

howdy fellas

>>149783580
G'day cobber

>>149783597
>>149783580
hey lads

>>149783580
>>149783597
>>149783623
heya boys

>>149783580
>>149783597
>>149783623
>>149783662
hi mates

>>149783671
hey mate :)

>>149783680
evening mate

>>149783685
>>149783680
evening lads

howdy fellas

is this the annual cameron green individual brilliance match?

>>149783580
>>149783597
>>149783623
hola mis hermanos

After starting his comeback with 4,0,3,15, Green is now only three runs off being the 2nd highest run scorer this series, despite playing in one of the most difficult positions.

>>149783757
seems like the clear POTM so far and he hasn't even scored a combined 100 runs.

>>149783697
>>149783757
Feels like Green has locked his spot at 3 for the ashes. Only leaves the opener slots up for grabs imo.

And frankly we could do a lot worse than just picking the two best openers after three rounds of shield. Even if they’re both debuting. Couldn’t perform much worse

GOOD EVENING LADDIES

I think Pat Cummins has had an average series by his standards so far. He averaged 22.30 in the Pakistani roads in 2022, and 22.50 this series

Marnus to open with the best performing opener in the early shield for mine in the ashes.

A powerful and magnificent fuck-you by Green this match to his critics. You love to see it.

Seeing out the first session is going to be crucial. Even if we just eke out enough runs to get over 200. Getting some more wear on the pitch and ensuring WI has to face plenty of bowling under lights will swing this in our favour. If we get skittled early and give WI the best part of two daylight sessions to chase <200 then I think we lose

How is this going to help the decisions of top order selections? Are we going into the ashes with 2 brand new openers?

>>149783830
Lets hope so

>>149783838
I just want two guys to really put their hands up in the first couple of Shield rounds and demand the spots, even if it's still Khawaja and Konstas

Is our batting cooked?

>>149783867
Opening situation definitely, 3 down is fine

>bumping your own thread so much you'll reach the bump before the next days play
such a sperg

>>149784051
hey dickhead

Hey fellas

Hi lads I've got lots of thoughts on the test match between West Indies and *scrolls up* Australia if you'd like to see them.

Pumped for the cricket!

>>149784376
Same, I can’t wait!!

I hope the windies can do well and make a game of it!!!

>>149784425
Same!!!!!

Looking forward to day 3!!!

>>149785055
Hey mate

Shit thread you gay retard, no one in here but you talking to yourself kek you gay loser

>>149785114
Hey mate

>>149785151
>>149785095
Hey fellas

>>149785191
Hey mate

>>149785151
Dont reply to me ever again

>>149785287
hi mate

>>149785287
Hey mate

>>149785287
hey mate

>>149785287
Hi mate

>>149785287
hey mate!

>>149785287
Evening mate

>>149785287
evening mate

>>149785287
Hello lad

>>149785287
hi mate!

>>149785287
HelIo mate

>>149785287
hi mate

>>149785287
Evening mate!

>>149785287
hey mate

>>149785287
Heya mate

>>149785287
heya mate

can’t wait for the cricket to start!

>>149785445
It doesnt start for about 5 hours thoughever

Bumrah out

Its nearly time....

Hope the Aussies collapse and the Windies give the run chase a good shake.

>england cricket
test cricket at its best
>australia cricket
"hi mate"
"hey mate"
"hi mate"
"hey mate"
"hi mate"
"hey mate"
"hi mate"
"hey mate"

>>149788475
hello cunt

GO GO GO JOSEPH!!!

https://youtu.be/3PLziNmmK50

>>149783768
>>149783768
Same, Green with his short returns in the first few matches still feels like a solid pick, especially for Australian conditions

I think Uzzie needs to go tho

GO GO GO JOSEPH

>>149788182
you are delusional , n!gg~rs ain't winning shit, all they can do is chimpout

JOSEPH AGAIN

hope alzarri gets the 5-fer

All out

>>149789440
he did

>Windies need 204
I'll be stunned if they even get close to that

>>149789472
I'm not holding my breath, but, you never know. Surely someone is due for a good inning

204 can they do it?

>>149789485
Considering they haven't got past 150 in either 4th innings this series I will take a guess at "no".

Most important thread right now

>>149789411

>>149789485
the batteringfolx have let down the bowlxirs all series so I'm guessing no

Alzarri has got a great big curvy black wife and you can too if you ask

KEK.

Mercy Ausgods

starc and first over wickets

campbell made a soup of that first delivery haw haw

>wicket down already
lmao

John Campbell is complete fucking garbage holy shit HE SHOULD NEVER PLAY FOR THIS TEAM AGAIN

while I was typing this out this guy got out reviewing a fucking lbw with no shot offered are you kidding

wonder if carey will finish his career being rated better than Haddin

>>149789677
>wicket
>singular

>0/2


It starts with one thing ...

HAHAHAHA

windies will be looking to score a run here

0/10 incoming

PEAK grimdies

>>149789693
Is Carey rated better than Haddin currently? He got potatoed while batting, so...

>>149789699
They lost the next as soon as I had posted that KEK

We'll have a pooview please

0/3 LOLOLOLOL

england and india serve up a great ad for test and then west grimdies does this fucking hell

what the fuck

Can't keep up with AusGODS

>>149789712
Is he a left or a right hander? Left hand batsmen and that's kinda fair, very nearly pitching outside leg.

If he's a right hand batter....ooph.

>statpadding against the worst grimdies with a pink ball
have some shame lads

>>149789725
there's a black object on your screen that shouldn't be there

peewee 26 AO in danger here

>4
story lost
josh 'can't pass an eye test' hazelwood undoing all the work

>>149789739
Bit rude m8. I know they're terrible but West Indians are still human

>>149789761
;)

>>149789775
Wait... he didn't play a shot to it either?

I feel bad for WI desu :(
they actually had good batsmen but they all retired to play league cricket. they still have talented players but can't put it together

>>149789761
they are n!gg~rs, see i already predicted this >>149789385

we don't say that word around here mate

>>149789823
Stop being racist, rajeed.

its funny when an indian attempts to place black people below him

>>149789775
did the battingsperson forget to walk out with his bat?

>>149789823
>t.

this is one of the times where bazzing it would actually make sense. they aren't lasting long defending against the moving ball

Did anyone get a screenshot of the replay DRS where the batsman was semi-transparent?
Really need a screenshot of that for a pooreview.

in the plums

you missed a good test earlier ausbros. much more interesting than this one ngl
Jadeja went for a poo in the loo break as well haha good times

>>149789775
If that doesn't sum up modern day Windies I don't think much does

>>149789775
are you saying he reviewed that?

>>149789885
Commentators are saying he consulted the other batsman down the non-strikers end before reviewing.

>>149789900
Was Mikyle Louis even looking?

aussies have noticeably far less aura in the side without gaz

oh dear

LOLOL

FIVE FOUR

onya crats

>>149789852
brings up kids drawing as argument ,kill your self n!gg~r

lads if pink ball tests weren't a thing I reckon Mitch Starc would average 35

>100 matches
>400 wickets
Crisp. Take him off.

>>149789913
Was he the striker or non-striker? Don't think it changes the answer though.

most unelite in the 400 club though has to be said

>>149789956
Non-striker's end, Kevlon Anderson got given a LBW not even Shane Watson would have reviewed

is 5/2 good in terms of bowling?

ite lads I'll see you in 3 years for the next one

Statue status?

how are you supposed to play that?

Over/Under on Starc getting all 10?

New to cricket. Is 5-4 an good score?

SEVEN
FOR
FIVE

Is this the quickest five-wicket haul ever?

>>149789968
Leaking runs desu.

>>149789968
Curtly Ambrose took 7-1 vs Aus once

Hilarious.

this is abuse now

>All those people saying Boland would get a bag against the Windies
You all need to apologise.

kek those lasses don't give a single shit lmao just smiling and playing the steel drums hahahaha

you've got to feel for the windies here
have a heart

>>149789983
It has to be. A 5fer in 2.3 overs. 5 wickets in 15 deliveries. Insane.

>>149785287
Morning mate

>>149790008
the fucking swing on that

Reminder that WI are about to lose their best player too because he rap*d like 11 women.

>>149790005
The beauty of sports is people get what they deserve. Hard, but its honest.

Just need 15 more to beat NZ's score

>>149790001
their brains are incapable of comprehending events that happened beyond the last couple minutes
just as a goldfish stares at its reflection for its entire life

>>149790015
At least it was women. Watching Starc rape 11 men right now.

>>149789983
third quickest

>>149790027
bit of incel vibes coming off this post mate

>>149790015
does that mean Starc is going to be arrested too soon?

>>149790033
Kallis & Waqar weren't Tests:

Fastest five-wicket hauls in Men's Tests:

>15 balls - Mitchell Starc vs WI, Kingston, 2025
>19 balls - Ernie Toshack vs IND, Brisbane, 1947
>19 balls - Stuart Broad vs AUS, Nottingham, 2015
>19 balls - Scott Boland vs ENG, Melbourne, 2021
>21 balls - Shane Watson vs SA, Cape Town, 2011

11
FOR
6

>>149790030
*Hazelwood enters the room*

Just woke up
Absolute disgrace

>>149790036
nice projection mate

>ELEVEN FOR SIX
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

Josh 'nah you won't get to take all 10 in your 100th test, sorry mate' Hazlewood

>>149790061
Fucking hell

>>149790048
lol extra grim

My mum had four children already by the time she was my age

>saw they lost three in a row
>went off to watch Uni Challenge
>now 12/6

Kiwi lad rejoice

RECYCLE

>>149786387
>>149786387
>>149786387
>>149786387

RECYCLE

Okay Windies looking settled now
Primed for the counterattack

Could have made a newie