Thread 149762916

Bryce Mitchell

What the hell was that stoppage last night LMFAO

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>149762916 (OP)

The 7 Greatest fighters of all time
>1. Islam Makhachev
>2. Georges St-Pierre
>3. Max Holloway
>4. Jose Aldo
>5. Jon Jones
>6. Mighty Mouse
>7. Robert Whittaker

volk just deepfried a hamster

could johnny walkers younger brother heel hook you

Conor McGregor tells Mike Perry ‘Dance for Me’ in BKFC Return…

what are some heem approved hobbies?

we get closer every day to a conor vs jake paul fight
and you know its gonna get litty

>>149763019
Personally I wouldn't tap to a heel hook

>>149763069
conor will never win another fight again

Tom Asping'ales only loss is by heel hook

>>149763064
investing

Based Chairman Ngannou finally giving African MMA a platform.

remember when gooby tried to act like a nice guy in the dustin 2nd fight

>>149763191
Gambling and interest? HARAM
Scamming your followers with Shitcoins? Halal, brazza

this happened to my buddy for saying herzog stopped the fight early

>>149763238
He is right about tranime and weebs

>>149763206
Ditcheva’s cute. I wonder if she’s a nice person to hang around with.

>>149763206
why isn't ngubu fighting? wtf

>>149763369
Children of the world aren,t going to sacrifice themselves.

paddy pimplebutt the next to get fraud checked and by a manlet to boot. Sad!

You used to be a lot better than that, man.

Grief. Sorrow, even.

>>149763499
this is so sad

>>149763126
I see a cuck trolley in Tom's future

>>149763208
Gooby tanked all that shit, B

>>149763499
Not as good as the cub swanson heem, it had a delay effect, a delayed heem if you will

>>149763208
Conor McNigger. What a guy.

Valter Walker is essentially the Heavyweight Khamzat

>>149763538
many are saying this

Lucas Tracy CRIED while watching Lauren Murphy's retirement!

>>149763559
The flesh is strong, but the soul is weak.

>>149763499
Make this image with the clown emoji and the words bozo capped

>>149763605
Love the fugees

Would you convert to Islam for this like MVP did?

>>149763745
Looks like a jacked brazillian boy

>>149763712
Chop chop

>>149763745
That,s a man.

Crooked cop, dead cop
How much dope can you push to me?
Crooked cop, dead cop
No good for community
Fuckin' pig get shot
Three-hundred men will search for me
My brother get popped
And don't no one hear the sound
Don't no one hear the rounds, ooh, sound
Don't no one hear the shells, ooh, shells

put em on notice

>>149763745
Rodtang converted for this

>>149763745
Could be costly

i stand on guard for thee

>>149763873
Bro is HIM

>>149763916
This looks exactly like my SEA squeeze down in the meds down to the honkers

I see how T city fell for Tracey she is very spicy

>>149763916
beautiful white woman

>>149764003
How does SEAmonkey minge taste?

>>149763745
>>149763916
Rodtang wins

It's hell on Earth and the city's on fire
Inhale, inhale, that's heaven
There's a bull and a matador dueling in the sky
Inhale, inhale, that's heaven
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Solo, solo
Solo, solo

>>149764003
You,re crazy in the head.

>>149764065
We went from Chris Weidman to this

>>149764106
Why does Garth have a half chub here

>>149764103
weidman? the guy who beat only flushed old hues for his title run? bbbbeast of a peach

>>149764106
Resolution.

>>149763745
Pussy is not worth eternal damnation

Giacomo Malena La Pugliese

>>149764161
Amen.

>>149764057
The smell is the best part tbcath

>>149764214
Alpha Males do Alpha Male shit

>>149763064
Finding illegal streams

>>149763064
1. Sneaker collecting
2. Podcasting
3. Just straight beasting
4. Coaching little league

>>149764214
The haviour of my visage when the slurpee,s wack.

>>149764214
My hero in life after Bonesy

>>149764237
>daner powerslapping his wife.webm

>>149764283
Equal rights equal fights

If Dricus beats Khamzat, put him Soldic

>>149764364
she initiated combat, she should be grateful dana spared her life

Those uploaders put it up at 16.00 this time, what the hell are they doing? I'm calling trading standards, they've ruined my Sunday. And I also couldn't shit post here all day until now

What happened to blk bois?

>>149764453
i thought belal was black

>>149764453
That's ok, we just want to see good fighter, entertaining fighters, skillfully fighters. Why do they need to be black? Mind boggling.

Remember, fetishes have no place in mma

Got a pic with Sanko last night, should I post it?

Your date is October 11th and you'll dance for me boy. Dance for your owner, the I'll decide if you're worthy.

Or why should they not be?

>>149764545
Why would you want to get beaten up in your own organisation, that's a bit of a conflict of interest to want to fight the people you pay. I hope he doesn't do this.

Also watching Devlin getting fucked. What a gift, unbelievable, and it'll remain so. There will never be a day it's believable. I'm going to watch it now

Man, I can't FOIND it

Why did Kickboxing never become popular in the west outside of The Netherlands? It's huge in Japan, where Boxing and MMA are also popular

>>149764615
Shao Kahn had to be the final boss of the Mortal Kombat Tournament. This is, essentaily, that. Its like poetry; it rhymes.

war of change

heem sleepy

Joshua Van will bring black fighters back to the Pound for Pound list

>>149764842
this will NEVER happen to gamrot

>>149764615
*whipcrack* get back in the fields toby

>>149764819
Well he better fucking win

>>149763064
Videogames
Reading Dostoevsky
Weeming

>>149764908
For?

>>149763208
This is the 3rd fight you silly goose

Should I try dark souls 1

>>149764258
Trainer collecting. Yikes

Jon Jones has just relapsed
pregnant women don't stand a chance
wake me up after my heemin'
Omalley's back to peen j-ing
Mike has Hap in hero position
wake me up after my heemin'
Here comes Strickland again
swanging off the clock
Ben Askren can breathe again
And Schaub done flipped his truck
Updates on BJ Penn?
Last I heard that dude was lost
wake me up after my heemin'

Rest in peace get well soon

Rickson Gracie, Nate Diaz, Charlie Z and me? Combined 2000-0.

Tallisoning the Teixeira lads

You'll dance for me boy! Dance for the owner, then I'll decide if you're worthy.

never back down never what

>>149765280
Took a page out of meng's book

>>149765391
Happy birthday Mr president

Put him Anshul Jubli

>>149764837
Cody the lip snatcher warbrian

Be afraid UFC. Be very afraid.

You'll dance for me, boy!

>>149765009
Yeah its pretty fun hoenstly

Lobov? In the bin

Dee bros.. not like this

>>149765748
What's this?

>watch mma for heems, weems and zeems
>get wmma, tkos, early stoppages and split decisions

Women are bad oh my lord, what makes them this way?

Who is the Jannik Sinner of mma?

Why can't we successfully make the ben askren situation funny despite all our efforts?

>>149766540
asskren is just that boring of a person

>>149766368
I love women

Oops it's happening, what did I tell you guys. I'm too good. I feel sorry for the guy, I hope the she's don't all find eachother on this one and make it huge

I've caught myself using "Im afraid, sadly, & I fear" in my own internal monologs recently.

>>149766452
Marvin Vettori

Im afraid I will have to do the dishes now sadly...

>>149766777
sure you do, but that doesn't mean they'll be nice to you. They be be very un-nice

>>149766792
I love this type of limp wristed, passive aggressive paternalism from progressives.

>>149766792
absolute goblin of a ting in the middle there

Wonk nose ____

>>149766938
Jew

>>149766938
brought to you by volk

>>149766938
Remember THAT name

We cannot follow them.

>>149766991
...holy fucking airball

xean brady is my 5th favorite fighter

>>149766856
Most people I meet are nice to me because Im nice to them.

>>149767087
Not me, Id bully you

hues lost all main fights in 2025. impressive

>>149767086
Bro strikes like a cardio kickboxer

>>149767142
The only guy with a chance was Poatan, the rest we're old people getting feed or a fake prospect like Talison

Truth is absolution.

>>149767142
What about pantoja?

>>149767203
co-main, bro

>>149767203
Only fought in comains because he fights in mwmma

>>149767218
Oh dear, oh dear...

>>149767138
I think Id win you over with my sense of hunor b

Walker's wife is a russian nuclear scientist. apparently she worked for the government.

>>149767354
That big booty whore?

>>149766922
No she's isn't, shut the fuck up, you idiot

>>149767087
Oh is that how it goes? Ooh ooh alright

A young Ilia Topuria when he still lived in Georgia

>>149765012
>trainer
lol fucking bongs

What fighters would get on the mic at UFC White House 1 and call out Trump for not releasing the Epstein files?

I can literally beat up every single fighter in the UFC at the same time.

Name the fighter I'm thinking about right now, or you're a cazzie.

>>149767792
Fatty McFatson

>>149767792
Brian Ebersole

>walker on his last interview
>"My dream is to get 6 feet and bring O HEXA to Brazil"

>>149767676
You are black. Keep collecting your trainers

>>149768313
>You are black
grim

>>149768313
ou are a jeet masquerading as an honorable bong

> khamzat wins if he can get a finish in the first two rounds
> dricus wins if the fight goes past 2 rounds
why is this the general consensus? what if dricus just snaps khamzat's neck in round 1? khamzat had problems against a welterweight and a former lightweight

I'll retire him without even fucking him

W rizz merab +1000 aura

>>149763064
heeming
gooning
gambling
alcoholism
badminton

>>149768799
Merab was likely seen as untouchable by women for most of his life, he's a 5'5 inbred goblin with the face of a man twice his age. All of a sudden he gets a bit of fame, money and social status by being UFC champion and this is the result. Making up for 30 years of zero pussy

>>149769033
He behaves 100% like the fresh off the boaters here
>>149763064
Heeming minge on the reg

>>149769033
Okay but who asked?

just caught up on the card

that was the greatest HW main event in years i laughed a lot

>>149769346
Motivated Derick Lewis unironically has the attributes to beat Tom Aspenwall.

derrick lewis has the style to beat tom aspinall

You are all fools and I am the most brilliant man who ever lived.
The only reason this HW main event was interesting was because it could generate another potential title-contender in Tallison Texeira. Now he has been exposed, we are back to square one: literally zero interesting fights in this division. I enjoyed the knockout, though. It should be illegal for HW fights to go more than 1 round.

Luke Thomas is my role model

I will heem the Brit
Just watched Braveheart btw

>>149768799
Thhat woman has a husband and baby, why does he let her do that shit

>>149769847
Pushing women into the workplace was tantamount to saying "Instead of just 50% of the adult population being wageslaves (the men), we want 100% of the population being wageslaves."

>>149770001
A surprising amount of men are cucks or rather, crypto-cucks.

>>149769847
took me a while but after seeing luke thomas and kyle kulinski making videos together which all get a couple thousand views a pop finally made me realize leftism is dead

It be like that sometimes

Every single faggot on here gets their MMA news from reddit. You are all reddit users.

>>149770187
i get mine from full mount mma, i listen to/watch it at night when im rolling my nightly joint

>>149769033
Merab is goofy and high energy and for a lor of women that can be unbelievably attractive

>>149768799
I watched her stuff yesterday, he wasn't lying, can't believe filmed herself getting fucked, blowjob, full face. I had to turn it off at a point she made this vile expression in one of them. Made me feel genuinely sick

>>149767715
Matt Hamill
Tito Ortiz

MAX HOLLOWAY WAS BORN A WOMAN
MAX HOLLOWAY HAS A VAGINA

>>149767715
Pat Barry

UFC White House 1 would have been interesting if it was a special Netflix event, but just a regular PPV is pointless.

https://x.com/jedigoodman/status/1944254086360314313

>>149770562
Still bigger than yours jeet

>>149770809
i got a thick taiwanese piece baby

Taiwanese and thick? I don't buy it.

Ilia Topuria has knocked out 3 ufc champions back-to-back, but the thing about Paddy the Baddy is he's a scouser.

>>149770967
Yep they're either skinny or fat, without an ass in either form.

>>149771181
we're talmbout penises not buttocks

>>149763064
practicing any legit martial art
calisthenics
weight lifting
being obsessed with some sort of old warrior archetype like samurais or vikings
cardio
flexibility training

>>149771138
Arent etim and till scouse?

Thread is filled with IC7s

>>149770624
Fake event. It will not happen after Trump loses midterms

These things can post ?

I'm a jacked IC2 boy whatup

you niggas some IC Wieners

>>149771502
Hilary will win and she will make it an all WMMA card

>>149771502
4th of July is in July
Midterms are in November

>>149772686
It's still a fake event

the only redeeming quality of guru's content were the reactions and now he just reacts based on if he got his pick wrong or not
kinda sad

>>149770338
Told you

What's that smell?

>>149772849
You are usually right

Besides picks yes I am

>>149762943
they were trying to give Lewis more ko's for his gay little record

>>149770171
Ir really do be.

>>149770338
post?

>>149773149
You think I'm going to post harcore sex here? You Mackerel fillet

>>149773084
Oh shit, the third workers have got internet again today

>>149773225
can you post it on the place then

>>149773270
Elon's fault I lament

>>149773318
Ok, done. I've posted it there, go there and click a link I made in the comment, it'll take you to the videos page. I guess thats convenient for you haha

Name a more NPC fighter than Mateusz Gamrot. You can't

>>149773270
You’re literally black.

>>149773355
We need high internet prices so the unwashed go back to not having a voice hehe

>>149773459
Kek he's mad, did you copy and paste that from Google translate? Make sure you wash your hands before you make those Tacos, remember you must ALWAYS wash ok

>>149773459
bodied that freak

>>149773428
What are you waffling on about Tobes
>>149773483
A simple iq test would be enough like a steering wheel for drunks

You might think I'm being hard on him but if he starts practicing now, I might have a change of getting delicious and perfectly hygienicamenté street food

What is "on the place"

>>149773563
He didn't say link me, he said "post it at the place" I don't know why haha. Made me laugh a lot though. So I've posted a link to the website on that very website for him

>>149773650
Exactly, so don't make out like I'm talking shit Mäkchung

I have to go to bed now :(

Oh Toby you are a hoot as always

October 11th is your date, and you'll dance for me boy!

>>149773896
Built for big brazza cock

>>149763064
Permaheeming prostitutes

ah man i was just thinking about how nice the thread was going without any of the resident schizos

Tabtoby

Toby should serve as a model to the other IC3s that contaminate heem

ufc 318 card is utter garbage

>>149774067
It wouldn’t be heem.org without the schizos.

>>149774203
You should see the heembedded

Five nights at toby

>>149774121
Heartwarming to see that you overcame your racism because of him, B.

>>149766297
God mandrama is so fucking gay

the white beast marcin tybura

>>149774295
He makes me feel like a kind plantation owner

>>149774336
Poojeets like that guy think it's real, they are designed for shitskins

>>149774420
wrestling is real

>>149774470
He tanked those.

>>149774470
go tongue a cow's anus, rakesh

>>149764884
trvke.

>>149774538
me to u

>>149774640
Real up in the ass of timo situation their

>>149774739
first post best post

>>149774739
Did you have a seizure?

Brazza with the green hoodie fight news soon

Mandrama was popular in Canada long before they got flooded with Arjan Bhullars though

Hey if you ask me I think

Gane using maximum effort to attempt to run the calculations to defeat Tomasz Aspinallski

>>149774866
its big in the united kingdom of england too

Why do people act as if the UFC wasn’t scripted just like pro wrestling?j2424

>>149774228
I should see a psychiatrist

gayew is cringe backyard stuff. wwe is the big league

>>149775073
both are real

Belal just got into a street fight with a random black man and lost. It's fucking over!

>>149774420
WWE is for mexicans like yourself

>>149775106
This is what Paddy is gonna do to Ilia btw

wmma is stronger than mma

>>149775146
why couldn't jacobe Smith do this?

>>149774811
It's a rally thing you wouldn't get it

>>149774963
benoit is his homie?

>>149775261
because he's fucking ass and robbie's a bbbeast

>>149775106
Why not go for the eyes in this predicament

What race is robbie lawler ?

>>149775431
We're full

>>149774963
>training grind
>grinds his teeth
Monsieur Gane, vous avez été mal formé

>>149775431
El Americano

>>149775431
brazza

>>149775407
When DDP enacted the same retarded pantomime he became champion.

does gfl still exist

>>149775431
Midwest Melungeon

>>149775431
looks polish with some chinaman mixture

>>149775352
I think everyone in the French MMA scene knows each other, it's a relatively small scene since the sport was banned from having events in France until a few years ago

>>149775486
never did

>>149775486
Gaped faggot losers? Plenty of them itt (not me btw)

>>149775498
Whatever *heems you with utter impunity*

Swimming in the pool for a bit then doing waffle fries and grilling 2 New York strips for dinner tonight.

God I Love Being White!

God I love being white.

Finns can't heem.

wow that whole card was nothing I cant even think of anything to talk about

>>149775596
Why is his skin so leathery?

Clean your armpitussy playa!

>>149775596
all those gay high rises ruining the skyline

why is Sneed into armpits? you know the pussy exists right?

>>149775695
We know; you’re one.

>>149775695
Xadame prefers men.

>>149775742
Bodied that geek.

Oh god it's going to be one of those threads isn't it well maybe I'll hit up some minge for a midnight heem

so will The Black Beast get a title fight after he heems blaydes or volkov again?

>>149775765
What’s his name?

>>149775833
makwan amirkhani

>>149775833
Someminge

>>149775772
delete this from your gallery already

>>149775890
Monitor. OFF.

>>149775742
meow

>>149775890
bro calls his pic stash a "gallery" lmao

>>149775833
Looking depressingly like heem.org and a quick grapple session with the meng if I can even be bothered fucking sucks man

>>149775890
i dont want to

>>149776042
Well you call your pecker a penis so I guess yall is even

>>149776125
I call it a Pekka

>>149776157
The girls call it pätkä

>>149773459
So?

>>149776202
Interesting how it just looks like Izzy did a jamaican skin bleach and Dricus did an honest day's labor down the coal shaft I feel there are implications

>>149776202
cute pearl necklace

>>149776202
why are his teeth shharp

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRz2QngYg3c
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>149776372
Why you looking in his mouth? You look inside manmouth? Ill fill your boymouth bitch. Respectfully.

>>149776202
Dricus Du Blackus

prescribe this for ya mouff

I often wonder why i haven't been permaheemed after a life of being terrible just awful

>>149776805
Hey come on b...you uh....youre the guy man

>>149776938
That is a factual post I don't disagree still
Many meng
Many many many many meng

>>149776805
FINLAN, WHAT HAPPEN TO U? WHAT HAPPENCH TO U? NO GO TO GAY JESUS

Watch my 9mm go bang

Wada-da-dang, wada-da-da-dang

My main goal is to blow up and act like I dunno nobody!! Ahjajajajaja

So does Jake count as a brazza or not

>>149777130
he counts as a fag

>>149777072
>>149777105
What happened to his wrasslin' career

>>149777130
Who's the faggot I'm seeing pictured in my currently operational and in use computer monitor?

>>149777262
Turn your dilator off

Crazy to think this will be the guy to knock out Tom Aspinal in 2026

>>149776805
God favors the Finn

>>149777304
oops forgot the picture

Crazy to think this will be the guy to knock out Tom Aspinal in 2026 .

Tom Tardson is getting his top dropped and his front end bobbed in the sweltering Huston summer of 2026.

>>149776805
With all these makwans creaming your women, i can see why you are le emo depressed

Time to permaweem some Salt N Vigniger Chippies

>>149777211
Sauce

im schaubbed up

Wait he is only 36, the run is still in for Mister Finland

>>149777444
Mind sharing sum, B? Asking respectfully.

>>149777449
https://youtu.be/efhT469Utcs?si=lYSNhGfXDYx0kUcr

>>149777503
>heems you while you reach for chips
PYAAT

>>149777517
You have sex with men.

>>149777521
Bodied that spic

>>149777521
Rude.

Protract yourself at all times.

>>149777541
Im afraid you'll find that trans women ARE women, chud

>>149777503
Any of my belongings are also belongings of weemers b

>>149777723
Incredible.

>>149777723
M33H

>>149764003
>>149763916
that's a man

>>149777517
Too late

That albatross song is hella annoying

Armen Tsarukyan is that guy.

>>149777994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKPicUnsPPg

If we are being 100% honest with ourselves this guy beats Ilia Topuria and that's why we don't really want that fight yet.

will they retire the BMF belt after this next weekend?

Arman last name translates to the Dookie one

>>149778047
In what, mandarin chinese?

>>149778039
Arman needs at least 3 wins before he can fight for the belt

>>149778062
Harsh but fair, he did cause moicano to go on a 2 fight skid afterall

>>149778037
This one is much better thanks b

>>149763064
Skeet shooting

shartman is simply not good

>>149763064
sitting alone and thinking about heems

Volk has been running a cooking youtube channel for years and still just air fries everything

I feel like James Vick (C) vs Kevin Lee has blockbuster ppv all over it

Kevin Lee was front row at the AEW PPV yesterday.

This UFC New Orleans BMF card is going to be fucking badass. They've got Paulo Costa, Dan Ige vs Pitbull, Kevin Holland vs D Rod. Hell they've got Michael Johnson opening the card.

>>149778394
why is he so smug?

>>149778389
And Vick was at home training.

Belal is the AWA champion. Jamahal is the Big Time champion

UFC: "How are we possibly going to top UFC 300 and The Sphere??"

Donald J. TRUMP: "UFC White House 2026"

>>149778413
Dana is a bacha bazzi enthusiast on the downlow which is why he has such close ties to Dagestani fighters and Kadyrov, not only does he import snow to his Vegas mansion he also imports prime Georgian bussy and this is why these absolute bums keep getting jobs, Dana was raped by Jay Leno in the island heat of 1979

>>149778451
If only Stephan Bonnar were alive to reveal the masked man (Epstein) at UFC White House

>>149778413
it's that face you make when you get away with the trips to that island

>Alright guys we're going to meet the President so everyone dress your best
What in the FUCK was Colby thinking?

Max confirmed that Garthje hits way harder than Topuria. Could pick up banger odds betting on Gaethje as an underdog for that fight.

>>149778413
He knows troonald is never releasing the list.(with his name on it)

>>149778512
KEK
>massive pop

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

>>149778539
uh wrong vpn bro

what if Warwick Davis' name is on the Epstein list it would make you want to kick him even further than ever before

>>149778545
What?

Post the best walkouts

>>149778556
please fuck me

Holy fucking KINO

that retards not retiring whether he wins or loses

Just got invited to a ufc white house watch party at my buddies private island. Shits gonna be so cash

>>149778587
Talmbout Sneed Island bappa?

Dustin is the corniest dude on the roster. I remember when everyone knew this, but he got fans over the past few years for some reason.

>>149778389
Is Pro Wrestler Kevin Lee his next arc?

UFC: Little Saint James

>>149778603
More like Mcgregor Sleep!

>>149778598
has she showed bamhole yet?

Dana White literally bought a fight island to host events during covid lockdowns and never stopped paying any of his employees for 1 day

My favorite type of fight is a technical thriller like Dustin Porier vs Max Holloway for the BMF

looks like lewis is getting the next title shot, boys.

>>149778598
all that dancing isn't going to fix that busted up face

UFC White House
Tom Asspinall def. Jon Jones
Amanda Nunes def. Kayla Harrison
Anthony Hernandez def. Sean Strickland
Mike Malott def. Colby Covington
Mateusz Gamrot def. Justin Gaethje

>>149778568
>Look, you aren't even a fuckin' star yet dude. If you are out there acting like this and you can't fuck kids, how are you gonna handle it when you're in Saudi Arabia with the real diddlers? That's it, you're done. You're going home.

You're telling me Islam vs Usman isn't a massive, massive fight? This thing would set PPV and live gate records period.

is there a worse way to lose than this
this would literally only happen to you if you had fighting instincts bad enough to let go of your gameplan when someone's hurt in front of you

>>149778699
also shes not even my favorite sailor moon girl, The Green One.

>>149778686
Motivated Lewis takes Tom into deep waters and beats him with experience.

when you see a nigga do this with his legs, get the fuck out of there.

Oh Jacked Taiwanese boy, I'll never ever stop calling you Chinese.

>>149778737
deep waters (2nd round)

>>149778720
Kek he is such a classic

Hello faggots

right now the champions should be mokaev zabit islam khamzat khamzat and ankalaev but due to extraneous factors that is not what is happening

>>149778565
I’ve been to the T Mobile Arena for an event (not this one) before, and I’ve stood on the right side of those steps that Trump walked past.

>>149778787
Hello

>>149778757
You literally have sex with individuals that were born male.

>>149778720
terrible, he just started walking right at him chin up and out hands down. classic Pat Fairy

>>149778840
chills

>>149778720
getting your foot stuck in the cage so Herb calls timeout but it turns out he can't actually call time there so you lose by TKO

You'll dance for me, boy!

smalloway will be a horrendous CTE case in 3-5 years

>>149778892
>Said Xadame to the Grindr tranny

>>149778920
gonna be mark hunt levels of retardation
islanders already start at a handicap

>>149778928
I would never misgender a trans woman, chud!

>>149778824
Well Merab and Ilia are churkas/brazzas too
We will have Islam and Khamzat as champs next so we will have 5/7 churkas/brazzas as champs
I dont see any churka/brazzas champ material in FLW/HW tho
Maybe Ank ?

>>149778937
You misgender yourself every day thougheveralbeit.

Guru is live

Dustbin

guru is live?

>>149778936
Why do everybody see them as badasses when they are just big
They arent that good at combat sports
Good but nothing crazy

>>149778980
i don't understand it, either.
even mark hunt wasn't that special at all.
fat fucks who can land one every now and then, WHOAAAAA??????

There is not a basedjak with a gapping mouth big enough for an anon that unironically posts “Guru is live”

>>149778968
we watch that

>>149778975
>>149778968
Guru will unalive himself when Gargamel and Islam will choke out JDM/DDP

Oh Guru is live. I get it. Guru is funny.

>>149778991
gaping*

>>149779031
you never hear about this inbred rat anymore

Could Ilia topuria beat a 6'4 untrained person?

>>149779077
Most intelligent brazilian

>>149779137
Could he?

>>149779137
>tf
>tp

Size doesn't matter

>>149779070
conscripted and killed I fear, took a drone to his bamhole while he was blowing sgt Pavel

>>149779138
did he really say this
nigguh resting on his laurels these days

>>149779159
Sometimes it does

>>149775621
He was raped in the summer of 92.

>>149779182
kek the shadow on conors head when Nate points

>>149779147
He would finish some unranked LHWs/HWs
Size is overrated
Atheleticism and physical capabilities matter more

How would Ilia approach fighting a 200lbs+ 6'4 man?

>>149779248
You have autogynephilia.

>>149779259
Like anyway he wants

>>149779269
Would he beat him tho?

>>149778704
>Mike Malott

>>149778757
Just saw this now wtf

>>149779260
We dont sign our posts here

Untrained people have never taken a real body shot, they have no conditioning to prepare themselves. Ilia would KO the average normie with just one jab to the solar plexus
If they've had training, fighting a 6'3 185er is not feasible for him

>>149779276
Who ?
Pereira ?
Probably not, he is skill for size ratio is too high

Where's that pic of Oliveira laid out with the words bozo and the clown emoji

>>149779318
Retard
He would smoke some unranked UFC LHWs/HWs and im serious
You dont need more than 85/90kg to fuck up anybody on the planet

illlia heems tommy reddit

Ilia Topuria vs Kenney Nzechukwo at UFC koala lampour

The UFC should ban knockouts and feature light point sparring only.

>>149779337
those edits are very rude and I don't save them

>>149779339
>He would smoke some unranked UFC LHWs/HWs
kek
KEK

>>149779363
I want one made of the recent KO that was the one where he tapped to Islam

>>149779259
Illa is bogmaxing

>>149779372
Ilia would heem the Tafa brothers

Ilia heems jamahal

What have I missed

Who's this mouthy wahrani
>>149779362
Disgraceful

>>149779339
After a certain point your technique can only do so much
A fat fuck Tafa could literally football tackle him and there's not much Ilia could do to stop it.

>>149779384
You sound like Jor Rogan trying to convince everyone Ronda could fight Cain

Junior Tafa could literally grab ilia by his neck and start slapping him like they're in looney toons

Im gonna be baking some Bisquick shortcakes to enjoy with a little vanilla ice cream for myself. Smoke a couple bowls of weed ya know? Life's good.

Why are wahranis so incredibly retarded

>>149779415
>comparing women to men
Retard women suck but not because of their size
Women could be 6'4 and 200lbs on average and we would still crush them
>>149779406
No because there is something athleticism
Whats the point of being bigger when ilia would be stronger, more powerful, faster etc..

My job here is done

>>149779439
Make it slave

Bro thinks a 155er is stronger than a heavyweight lmao

>>149779432
>>149779400
Wahran is only one City
Do i call every finngol to be helsinkians

>>149779455
>>149779455
>>149779455
New----------->

>>149779453
We're full

>>149779438
>Whats the point of being bigger when ilia would be stronger, more powerful, faster etc..
What the fuck are you talking about lmao are you 4'7

>>149779445
Some are

>>149779473
Maybe not stronger but he would defenetely hit harder and be faster

>>149779490
Do you realize just how much force is in a 260 pounder throwing a punch

>>149779510
Maybe for an average dude but not an short stocky explosive boxer like ilia

I would crush little topturo with my immense american strength and weight, I'd hold him down while brapping on him and tickling him and treat him like a mini cm punk