Thread 149775987

>>149775987 (OP)
fucking lol

release the Epstein files, DONALD

>>149775987 (OP)
surreal

>>149775987 (OP)
THEY LINKED UP

>>149775987 (OP)
the greatest minds meet

>>149775987 (OP)
PUT THE SONICHU MEDALLION ON HIM

BASED

The handshake that saved America.

>>149776049
Need it, or keep it?

>>149775987 (OP)
KINO

>>149775987 (OP)
kino

what do you call that Palmer haircut?

>>149776080
Medieval peasant maxxing

>>149776080
The zoomer comb over

Infantino is such a slimeball

AI has gone too far.

>>149775987 (OP)
NEED IT

>>149776080
I just call it kino

>>149776049
>THEY LINKED UP
UUUUOOOOOOHHHHH

AI slop or real?

umm what I'm missing here, is there a lore behind these two?

>>149775987 (OP)
>i'm tired donny

>>149776080

the Henry V

>>149776145
EGG

>>149776080
Dumb and dumber

>>149775987 (OP)
I didn't think anything could top this


Until trump celebrated with them lmao

Have you seen this guy, Cole Palmer. Cole Palmer, great great soccer player. great great kid. he's a winner. when he kicks the ball it's just...You know, Baldy Pep didn't rate him? Baldy Pep didn't rate him! I know, I know.

>>149776435
this timeline lol

>>149775987 (OP)
Trump bowing to the British viceroy, love to see it folks

>>149776435
Kek

>>149776435
Best fucking timeline.
>>149776482
Someone should make a Vocaroo of this.

>>149775987 (OP)
I don't understand, palmer is in the epstein files (like one of the diddled kids)?

>>149776435
>literally every single face in this photo
kino

>>149776482
LOL

>>149776435
/sp/ moment

kek based trump making a mockery out of soccer and trolling foreigners

look at palmers hand
>palm facing down
that is power and influence

>>149776641
?

>>149775987 (OP)
This will go down in history

>>149776641
You said this in the other thread

The most powerful man in the world, and Donald Trump

>>149776435
the spol banner!

didn't even know there was some kind of world cup game going on here

>>149776728
have to make sure you see it and know it

>July 13th 2024
Shot in the ear by some incel
>July 13th 2025
Hands the Club World Cup to Cole Palmer as POTUS

What a difference a year makes

>>149776063
This

>>149776816
Donald would NEVER troll us, we are his favourite pet

>>149775987 (OP)
Kek funny how Palmer was the only player who was visibly annoyed by having to shake hand with Trump

>Reece James and Sanchez were telling Donald Trump he has to move, but Donald Trump told them "No, I am celebrating with you."

why is he like this

kek who is this bint interviewing him and trying to suck his dick?

>>149776935
Narcissism and autism

>>149776435
/sp/ in real life

>>149776864
Based

>>149776864
>but not as beautiful as Ivanka
This guy kek

>>149775987 (OP)
>Trump when Infantino informed him Palmer is 1/4 black

>>149776935
American team, American soil, American victory

>>149775987 (OP)
I now understand why chuds like Trump, he's just so absurd.

>>149776935
based and terrypilled

>>149776936
she was thirsty

>>149775987 (OP)
Trump smiling because he loves getting close to CP

>>149776080
Don't know but it's the Palmer haircut now

>>149777128
absurdism is chadlike

>>149776935
>telling the president to move in his own country
why are black people constantly thinking the world revolves around them

You think Trump asked Palmer about his haircut?

>>149776687
You mean his surname is aksually a verb

>>149775987 (OP)
Kek

>>149776435
Kek

>>149775987 (OP)
This is the greatest fucking timeline in history and I'm being 100% serious. I feel genuinely privileged to be alive at this moment, to witness things like this.

What country would be the funniest for Trump to hand the trophy to next Summer lads?

>>149776080
Medieval british bloke

>>149777469
china

Why does it look like Trump is having so much fun?

>>149777469
Iran obviously

>>149776080
The cold shower

>>149777469
Probably Mexico/Canada or one of the African ones, like France maybe?

>>149776574
He had that haircut to stop them abusing him

>>149777412
This

>>149776435
I don't know why, but this pic reminds me of ruberposting
it's the little details, the more I find, the more I crack

>Trump threads getting deleted
Jannies confirmed democrats and pissg fags.

>>149777689
sad

>>149777689
they can't stop our party

>>149775987 (OP)
Best part is knowing that redditors are seething because soccer is supposed to be their contrarian sport to like.

>>149776049
Need it or sneed it?

>>149777689
they just hate pedos

>>149776435
kino

>1 year ago today
let him have it

>>149777558
Is palmer pogging

>>149776482
How did you get to Spain so fast Donald?

>>149777059
>>149775987 (OP)
>goes for the hand that is clearly bandaged
Was it on purpose? An American superiority move?

>>149776435
>>149776935
>>149777917
Based. Trump wins, again

>>149777917
How does he do it?

>>149777526
China didn't even qualify (again)

>>149777469
Unironically Brazil.
>first we get O HEXA
>then squidman wins, entirely thanks to blumpf's tariffs

>>149777469
venezuela

>>149777917
Bro thinks he's on the team

>>149777769
That is so fucking yellow, holy shit

>>149777917
disgraceful fit on those pants

>>149778154
>we did it mr president, we beat those parisian nig-

>>149778154
>literally

>>149775987 (OP)
I thought Donal was 6'4...

>>149775987 (OP)
was the coach wearing the champion shirt backwards during the act?

>>149775987 (OP)
based coal palmer

>>149776435
There’s a better shot in there where more of the players are looking directly at him in confusion

>>149777128
It's funny and the President doesn't do anything anyway.

>>149776145
cole looking at him like dont touch my shit

>>149776435
this has gotta be a banner

>>149776080
The English

based trump

>>149778154
>>149778154
sir another mexican has been deported

>>149776132
bro a few years ago. maybe with first trump running for office we swapped into the happening farming timeline

>>149777769
jews

>>149777769
>Enzo Fernandez getting hot and bothered
kek

>>149777769
>le happy miga

>>149777558
>is that the bloke from home alone 2

>>149777917
I thought Trump was taller desu

>>149778847
he's 79
old niggas shrink

>>149775987 (OP)
Why is he holding his hand like that
That's pretty gay

I know an aspie girl that looks like a female version of cole palmer but with slightly bigger buck teeth
She does have beautiful hair though, shes rather cute

>>149778224
Kekisius

Is Trump going to fix our league now

>>149777469
Brazil or Venezuela

>>149777469
Us

>>149778979
I'd make her my wife

>>149777917
Lmao

Love how pissed off Palmer was at Trump being there kek such a nonsense lad

>>149779777
He’s right to be pissed. Scores two of the three goals to win the final, and then when the team photo happens, some fat fuck Yank has waddled in front of you and is too senile to get out of the way

>>149779777
coal palmer gotten to. mad at someone that doesn't matter in his life.

>>149775987 (OP)
kek what a limp wristed bitch

>>149779831
Trump absolutely ruined the team pic. What a narcissistic retard

>>149776080
Black Lloyd Christmas.

>trump exists
>people seethe
It’s amazing. Even more this has been going on for a decade and the seething hasn’t lost steam. Behind Jesus Christ he’s the most talked about man to walk the earth.

>>149779831
>Scores two of the three goals to win the final, and then when the team photo happens, some fat fuck Yank has waddled in front of you and is too senile to get out of the way
Palmer must be stupid if he doesn't realize the entire thing was orchestrated bread and circus games with a preordained outcome. This is just the actual real player of the game coming out to enjoy the trophy he won.

>>149780377
>/sp/

>>149776080
Chavmaxing

>>149776935
Extremely based

>>149779914
>>149779831
Who got done in worse by Trump?
>Juventus
Gets invited to the white house so they can stand behind him while he takes questions in a bizarre interview
>Chelsea
Refuses to fuck off for the trophy lift photo

>>149779777
keekk prime yankee behaviour

No No No No
>Messi's playing in MLS
>Trump rates Pele over Messi

>>149780663
Neither. Both teams should be grateful to have been in the presence of a sitting US president. It's a once in a lifetime experience and they can fuck off back into their football universe afterwards. But footballers are usually too dumb and uniformed to understand this.

>>149780764
Shut up trump simp

>>149775987 (OP)
how is donny being towered over by a guy whos barely 6 feet tall?

>>149780377
Based. Sadly, we haven't had updated banners in like a decade. Doing it for free has its limits y'know.

>>149777469
Israel, México or Portugal

>>149777469
Will he be handing out player of the tournament awards and the likes? >>149777059 Maybe the next James Rodriguez will be Iranian

>>149780663
Chelsea because he's in the photo finish. Juventus is a nothingburger event like the Dodgers visiting the white house for a photo op

>>149776080
clippers broke 3 mins in

>>149776080
The pseudo-flatcap (short version)

>>149780377
holy kino

>>149780377
KINO

>>149779831
seething
kek

>>149777917
He's happy Macron's team got humiliated

>>149775987 (OP)
just release the files nigga when your name is on there just say like no shit i hung out with him a lot however didn't know he was doing anything shady and never participated in it myself because people have already gotten off lighter with worse excuses yeah i know you're probably trying to protect Israel and Saudi Arabia or whatever but fuck em

>>149777469
Portugal just because Ronaldo is gonma be there

>>149783895
Imagine Ronnie decking the orange one for trying to take the trophy for him

>>149777469
israel

>>149781050
cleats

>>149779831
It's impressive you think either of them have the brain power to comprehend the situation.

>>149778232
Cole must be 6'7

>>149779914
The idea of a salvadorian seething about Trump on his phone is infinitely hilarious to me

>>149780697
> 'Mr President, if anyone asks who your favourite player is, just say Maradona.'
> 'Madonna? Didnt know she played soccer!'
> 'Oh nevermind, go with Pele, could you remember that?'

>>149776435
Enzo looks starstruck kek

>>149775987 (OP)
This will be the picture of 2025.

>>149786447
>The idea of a salvadorian seething about Trump on his phone is infinitely hilarious to me
Real

>>149783681
The problem is he diddled little girls and Epstein knew and had evidence.

>>149776435
Why is Donaldo doing a merchant pose?

>>149776080
The zrit

>>149776641
>well I used to play it, we call it here soccer, it's never worked out as well in the united states as it does elsewhere although we're having the world cup soon coming to the united states so that should be great
>but it's a great game, I love soccer, I played actually in high school. I played soccer. I love it, it's a great game

These quotes come from the time when Trump helped listing the League cup draws in 1991

>>149775987 (OP)
>>149776435
>>149776482
>>149777917
>>149779091
>>149779777
>>149780377

Based Trump making the CWC memorable

Cant wait for 2026 CUM

>>149787653
This kind of thing makes me realize he really hasn't declined mentally at all.
He's just that way.

>>149787490
Bcs he is the top merchant of the United Jews of Cuckmerica

>This war should've never happend
>This war would've never happend if I was president
She repeats the same line every fuckkng time

Ledditors keep trying to spin it that chelsea look angry that he's up there but to me looks like they think its a right laugh

>>149776134
Alright it's getting strange now, why are there so many YGOfags in /sp/?

>>149776435
>>149780377
Enzo is such a shithead kek

>>149788640
They knew they’d end up in alligator alcatraz if they didn’t put on a smile

>>149788640
According to Brit/pol/ a labour pm is demanding an investigation on why Chelsea allowed him to celebrate with them

>>149788815
I negate your question

>>149789200
i finger your negate with called by

>>149789200
>rabi

>>149776435
Absolute cinema.

>>149788640
Palmer is clearly annoyed, he stops James from lifting the trophy immediately to ask what's going on.

>>149788826
>"Enzo"

>>149776435
I’m bad at lip reading. What were they saying?

>>149777469
France. A la piper Perri.

>>149790231

>he stops James from lifting the trophy immediately to ask what's going on

to be fair that may not be anything to do with Trump

>>149777689
We know this for 10 years now

>>149788640
Redditors have a massive hateboner for any vague right wing club, so it's to b expected

>>149789200
>>149789441
Based RabiGODs