release the Epstein files, DONALD
>>149775987 (OP)the greatest minds meet
>>149775987 (OP)PUT THE SONICHU MEDALLION ON HIM
The handshake that saved America.
>>149776049Need it, or keep it?
what do you call that Palmer haircut?
>>149776080Medieval peasant maxxing
>>149776080The zoomer comb over
Infantino is such a slimeball
trim
md5: abf6cf7f90a12719c211560c96e6817f
๐
>>149776080I just call it kino
>>149776049>THEY LINKED UPUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH
umm what I'm missing here, is there a lore behind these two?
>>149775987 (OP)>i'm tired donny
>>149776080Dumb and dumber
>>149775987 (OP)I didn't think anything could top this
Until trump celebrated with them lmao
Have you seen this guy, Cole Palmer. Cole Palmer, great great soccer player. great great kid. he's a winner. when he kicks the ball it's just...You know, Baldy Pep didn't rate him? Baldy Pep didn't rate him! I know, I know.
>>149776435this timeline lol
>>149775987 (OP)Trump bowing to the British viceroy, love to see it folks
>>149776435Best fucking timeline.
>>149776482Someone should make a Vocaroo of this.
>>149775987 (OP)I don't understand, palmer is in the epstein files (like one of the diddled kids)?
>>149776435>literally every single face in this photokino
kek based trump making a mockery out of soccer and trolling foreigners
look at palmers hand
>palm facing down
that is power and influence
>>149775987 (OP)This will go down in history
>>149776641You said this in the other thread
The most powerful man in the world, and Donald Trump
>>149776435the spol banner!
didn't even know there was some kind of world cup game going on here
>>149776728have to make sure you see it and know it
>July 13th 2024
Shot in the ear by some incel
>July 13th 2025
Hands the Club World Cup to Cole Palmer as POTUS
What a difference a year makes
>>149776816Donald would NEVER troll us, we are his favourite pet
>>149775987 (OP)Kek funny how Palmer was the only player who was visibly annoyed by having to shake hand with Trump
blud
md5: fb9a3a5239c7a6fbb9693442ab7279f2
๐
>Reece James and Sanchez were telling Donald Trump he has to move, but Donald Trump told them "No, I am celebrating with you."
why is he like this
kek who is this bint interviewing him and trying to suck his dick?
>>149776935Narcissism and autism
>>149776435 /sp/ in real life
>>149776864 >but not as beautiful as Ivanka
This guy kek
>>149775987 (OP)>Trump when Infantino informed him Palmer is 1/4 black
>>149776935American team, American soil, American victory
>>149775987 (OP)I now understand why chuds like Trump, he's just so absurd.
>>149776935based and terrypilled
>>149776936she was thirsty
>>149775987 (OP)Trump smiling because he loves getting close to CP
>>149776080Don't know but it's the Palmer haircut now
>>149777128absurdism is chadlike
>>149776935>telling the president to move in his own countrywhy are black people constantly thinking the world revolves around them
You think Trump asked Palmer about his haircut?
>>149776687You mean his surname is aksually a verb
>>149775987 (OP)This is the greatest fucking timeline in history and I'm being 100% serious. I feel genuinely privileged to be alive at this moment, to witness things like this.
What country would be the funniest for Trump to hand the trophy to next Summer lads?
>>149776080Medieval british bloke
Why does it look like Trump is having so much fun?
>>149777469Iran obviously
>>149776080The cold shower
>>149777469Probably Mexico/Canada or one of the African ones, like France maybe?
>>149776574He had that haircut to stop them abusing him
>>149776435I don't know why, but this pic reminds me of ruberposting
it's the little details, the more I find, the more I crack
>Trump threads getting deleted
Jannies confirmed democrats and pissg fags.
>>149777689 they can't stop our party
>>149775987 (OP)Best part is knowing that redditors are seething because soccer is supposed to be their contrarian sport to like.
>>149776049Need it or sneed it?
>>149777689they just hate pedos
>1 year ago today
let him have it
>>149777558Is palmer pogging
>>149776482How did you get to Spain so fast Donald?
>>149777059>>149775987 (OP)>goes for the hand that is clearly bandagedWas it on purpose? An American superiority move?
>>149777917 How does he do it?
>>149777526China didn't even qualify (again)
>>149777469Unironically Brazil.
>first we get O HEXA>then squidman wins, entirely thanks to blumpf's tariffs
>>149777917Bro thinks he's on the team
>>149777769That is so fucking yellow, holy shit
>>149777917disgraceful fit on those pants
>>149778154 >we did it mr president, we beat those parisian nig-
>>149775987 (OP)I thought Donal was 6'4...
>>149775987 (OP)was the coach wearing the champion shirt backwards during the act?
>>149775987 (OP)based coal palmer
>>149776435Thereโs a better shot in there where more of the players are looking directly at him in confusion
>>149777128It's funny and the President doesn't do anything anyway.
>>149776145cole looking at him like dont touch my shit
>>149776435this has gotta be a banner
>>149778154>>149778154sir another mexican has been deported
>>149776132bro a few years ago. maybe with first trump running for office we swapped into the happening farming timeline
>>149777769>Enzo Fernandez getting hot and botheredkek
>>149777769>le happy miga
>Trump want to celebrate with CP
>>149777558>is that the bloke from home alone 2
>>149777917I thought Trump was taller desu
>>149778847he's 79
old niggas shrink
>>149775987 (OP)Why is he holding his hand like that
That's pretty gay
I know an aspie girl that looks like a female version of cole palmer but with slightly bigger buck teeth
She does have beautiful hair though, shes rather cute
>Please step off the stage, right this way sir.
Is Trump going to fix our league now
>>149777469Brazil or Venezuela
>>149778979I'd make her my wife
Love how pissed off Palmer was at Trump being there kek such a nonsense lad
>>149779777Heโs right to be pissed. Scores two of the three goals to win the final, and then when the team photo happens, some fat fuck Yank has waddled in front of you and is too senile to get out of the way
>>149779777coal palmer gotten to. mad at someone that doesn't matter in his life.
>>149775987 (OP)kek what a limp wristed bitch
>>149779831Trump absolutely ruined the team pic. What a narcissistic retard
>>149776080Black Lloyd Christmas.
>trump exists
>people seethe
Itโs amazing. Even more this has been going on for a decade and the seething hasnโt lost steam. Behind Jesus Christ heโs the most talked about man to walk the earth.
>>149779831>Scores two of the three goals to win the final, and then when the team photo happens, some fat fuck Yank has waddled in front of you and is too senile to get out of the wayPalmer must be stupid if he doesn't realize the entire thing was orchestrated bread and circus games with a preordained outcome. This is just the actual real player of the game coming out to enjoy the trophy he won.
>>149776935Extremely based
>>149779914>>149779831Who got done in worse by Trump?
>JuventusGets invited to the white house so they can stand behind him while he takes questions in a bizarre interview
>ChelseaRefuses to fuck off for the trophy lift photo
>>149779777keekk prime yankee behaviour
No No No No
>Messi's playing in MLS
>Trump rates Pele over Messi
>>149780663 Neither. Both teams should be grateful to have been in the presence of a sitting US president. It's a once in a lifetime experience and they can fuck off back into their football universe afterwards. But footballers are usually too dumb and uniformed to understand this.
>>149780764Shut up trump simp
>>149775987 (OP)how is donny being towered over by a guy whos barely 6 feet tall?
>>149780377Based. Sadly, we haven't had updated banners in like a decade. Doing it for free has its limits y'know.
>>149777469Israel, Mรฉxico or Portugal
>>149777469Will he be handing out player of the tournament awards and the likes?
>>149777059 Maybe the next James Rodriguez will be Iranian
>>149780663Chelsea because he's in the photo finish. Juventus is a nothingburger event like the Dodgers visiting the white house for a photo op
>>149776080clippers broke 3 mins in
>>149776080The pseudo-flatcap (short version)
>>149777917He's happy Macron's team got humiliated
>>149775987 (OP)just release the files nigga when your name is on there just say like no shit i hung out with him a lot however didn't know he was doing anything shady and never participated in it myself because people have already gotten off lighter with worse excuses yeah i know you're probably trying to protect Israel and Saudi Arabia or whatever but fuck em
>>149777469Portugal just because Ronaldo is gonma be there
>>149783895Imagine Ronnie decking the orange one for trying to take the trophy for him
file
md5: 50b3c54c26249e1e0c1ff0cca88916cc
๐
>>149779831It's impressive you think either of them have the brain power to comprehend the situation.
>>149778232Cole must be 6'7
>>149779914The idea of a salvadorian seething about Trump on his phone is infinitely hilarious to me
>>149780697> 'Mr President, if anyone asks who your favourite player is, just say Maradona.'> 'Madonna? Didnt know she played soccer!'> 'Oh nevermind, go with Pele, could you remember that?'
>>149776435Enzo looks starstruck kek
>>149775987 (OP)This will be the picture of 2025.
>>149786447>The idea of a salvadorian seething about Trump on his phone is infinitely hilarious to me Real
>>149783681The problem is he diddled little girls and Epstein knew and had evidence.
>>149776435Why is Donaldo doing a merchant pose?
>>149776641>well I used to play it, we call it here soccer, it's never worked out as well in the united states as it does elsewhere although we're having the world cup soon coming to the united states so that should be great>but it's a great game, I love soccer, I played actually in high school. I played soccer. I love it, it's a great gameThese quotes come from the time when Trump helped listing the League cup draws in 1991
Based Trump making the CWC memorable
Cant wait for 2026 CUM
>>149787653This kind of thing makes me realize he really hasn't declined mentally at all.
He's just that way.
>>149787490Bcs he is the top merchant of the United Jews of Cuckmerica
>This war should've never happend
>This war would've never happend if I was president
She repeats the same line every fuckkng time
Ledditors keep trying to spin it that chelsea look angry that he's up there but to me looks like they think its a right laugh
>>149776134Alright it's getting strange now, why are there so many YGOfags in /sp/?
>>149776435>>149780377Enzo is such a shithead kek
>>149788640They knew theyโd end up in alligator alcatraz if they didnโt put on a smile
>>149788640According to Brit/pol/ a labour pm is demanding an investigation on why Chelsea allowed him to celebrate with them
>>149788815I negate your question
>>149789200i finger your negate with called by
>>149776435Absolute cinema.
>>149788640Palmer is clearly annoyed, he stops James from lifting the trophy immediately to ask what's going on.
>>149776435Iโm bad at lip reading. What were they saying?
>>149777469France. A la piper Perri.
>>149790231>he stops James from lifting the trophy immediately to ask what's going onto be fair that may not be anything to do with Trump
>>149777689We know this for 10 years now
>>149788640Redditors have a massive hateboner for any vague right wing club, so it's to b expected