Canada edition

First for Finland

My favorite new breed of cazzies are the manlets who think Ilia can beat heavyweights

shit thread

SHEEEEEEEEM

*Hides Post*

>>149779486
A little makeup wood go along whey

>>149779483
Butthurt fat faggot
Ilia would heem unranked HWs that would gas out in 30s
Cry about it

Size is overrated
Khamzat/DDP could beat Aspinall/Gane

>>149779509
To be fair most ranked middleweights could beat Shit Shitspinshit

>>149779509
both Khamzat and DDP are nearly 6' and close to 200lbs on offseason. Not even a close comparison to 5'6 Ilia

>>149779509
Genuinely the funniest post in months

Guys who Ilia cant beat:
>Mick Parkin
>Martin Buday
>The 1992 Toronto Blue Jays

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>>149779521
Yeah but im comparing to them to elite HWs like Aspinall/Gane
Im comparing Ilia to fat bum blobs like the Tafas

>>149779492
i will never forget where i was when i witnessed the eleventh defeat of do bronx

the guy that went life and death with former lightweight Gilbert burns? Yeah he beats the heavyweight champion

>>149779554
The Tafa brothers would knock Ilia out with a jab

>>149779538
Ilja Topuria began his mma career in Finland

>>149779539
>that size difference (almost man vs mammoth size)
>giant is super ripped when we talking about unathletic blobs

You know that people posting this pic are coping fatass cucks who doesnt train
Also my point is still there
Size is irrelevant if you are unathletic

Bozo

>>149779570
If only they knew how to jab

khamzat beats stuart austin 100% of the time
stuart austin beat the heavyweight champion 100% of the time

Junior Tafa heems him
Justin Tafa is straight dookie there's a possibility

>>149779574
Chicken shawarma and a fanta cheers

>>149779567
Stylistic matchups + he was a tadpole retard who didnt follow gameplans + light eeman skill

>>149779538
WE FINALLY MADE IT!

Manletbros...

That dude that got subbed by THE STUART AUSTIN ?
Yeah he is totally not getting subbed by the Tyson of Grappling

Heeminder algerians aren't allowed in the KSA on account of being too mentally retarded

what you know about light eeman skill

>>149779605
No saudis just dont like our anti zionist policies

>>149779574
>Size is irrelevant if you are unathletic
These are people who train and fight for a living

The Tyson of Grappling shat his pants because gilbert burns whispered the word “triangle” in his ear

Breaking news: 4'3 Algerian man very insistent that 155ers can be 265ers

>>149779638
jej

>>149779631
HWs are absolutely dogshit

>doesn’t deny being 4’3

please man someone's gotta post ailin perez taking dick

>>149779592
You don't see to understand what size is.
That's not 100+ pounds of fat. Much of that weight is muscle and bone. They are going to be stronger, bigger, they're going to take punches better, it's probably going to be hard to land on them just by how big they are, they're going to hit you harder than you've ever been hit before, they will have double your reach, they're going to be a lot less tired keeping up with you than you are with them.
A tafa could genuinely sit in top of Ilia and he would be incapable of eacaping

>homobong doesnt deny being a tranny faggot

>>149779694
I'm so sorry you were born a dwarf man, that's gotta be hard.

>>149779683
>they going to take punch better
Chin have nothing to do with size
If ilia manager to hit clean anyone head/chin, he is going to sleep
Regardless of his weight

>frangerian’s mind jumps straight to homosexual fantasies
don’t they throw your kind off of buildings over there?

>>149779706
We are stronger, more explosive, have higher T, more difficult to take down/lower center of gravity and if you have a very long ape index, then its nearly perfect
Only disvantage is getting headkicked to death

>>149779715
Yeah they throw off faggots like you who fantasize about getting raped by churkas and get upset about homophobic slurs

>>149779708
It has everything to do with size. A larger frame carrying more weight will be able to withstand more force than a smaller frame. And the punches Ilia is throwing will be much softer than the average heavyweight punch. They'll barely feel anything coming back at them, if Ilia can reach they're head

>>149779730
i do none of those things

>>149779732
For the face its different
Your brain isnt made to be rattled around like that
The huge problem would be ilia managing to hit their faces

>>149779748
You do
You cry when someone call you a faggot/twink/feminine/bottom and you write fantasies about churkas being daddies that rape you or whatever the fuck degen shit you write

>he replies to every post like an insecure manlet

>>149779757
>faggot/twink/feminine/bottom
only one of these is a slur
>fantasies about churkas being daddies that rape you or whatever the fuck degen shit you write
those posts are written by your fellow muslims and you know it

>We are stronger, more explosive, have higher T, more difficult to take down/lower center of gravity and if you have a very long ape index, then its nearly perfect
>Only disvantage is getting headkicked to death

>>149779706
Im 5'4 and Id send your geriatric ass yee hawing back to the stables. Respectfully.

>>149779769
Keep making our work easier by understimating us

he can't be more than 5'5 lmfao

>>149779791
I can't stop laughing

>Algerias getting a yellow card right now

You'll make the new /heem/ thread for me boy, then I'll decide whether or not it's worthy!

BJ Penis street fight

>>149779808
You literally have sex with individuals that were born male.

>>149779808
Ill make the thread regardless

>>149779825
You're welcome back because I welcomed you back!

>>149779829
is it worthy?

Hey Algeria who do you think wins Usyk or Inoue

>>149779841
Why are you comparing elite champs to fat bums like i said ?
Also inoue is way too small compared to topuria who is like 80KG

>>149779867
Crawford vs Dereck Chisora then who wins

Oohsick vs Doom Bay

>We are stronger, more explosive, have higher T, more difficult to take down/lower center of gravity and if you have a very long ape index, then its nearly perfect
>Only disvantage is getting headkicked to death

Dont talk anout box here stupid bitch faggot go to the stupid bitch faggot general

>>149779876
Chisora size to skill ratio is too good but crawford could defenetely beat someone like Tony Yoka

If I started a /heemcraft/ server on Minecraft would any of you actually play on it?

nigga ain't beating Tony yoka pfft ahahahah

I was around for the Chris Camozzi era.

>>149779913
Cry and seethe cuck faggot

>>149779920
No.

>>149779932
Lame.

>Kaaahrma!

>>149779483
and your evidence he can't is?

>>149779972
You literally have autogynephilia and have sex with male to female transsexuals that you meet on homosexual dating apps.

>>149779981
How often do you roll or spar with the bigger guys in your gym

OHHHHHHH

>>149779483
people were saying the same about gooby back in the days

>>149779455 (OP)
Is the thread gonna break?

>>149780027
RONDA ROUSEY HAS MAYWEATHER LIKE BOXING, JOE

>>149780117
>women
They would be 6 7 and 230 lbs, they would get crushed by us
They just suck

>>149780131
You have never fought a day in your life

>>149780145
But enough about you

>>149780136
So here's the cuban supersoldier i was talking about

I have farted many days in my life and I know inside me there is a warrior

MMA analyst Luke Thomas

>>149780220
Honey just go well on everything
You ever eaten a goat cheese honey pizza ?
Probably the best thing in life

matgeek killed more afghanis than luke thomas and tim kennedy combined

>>149780232
you should be condemned to death for putting these words together

>>149780236
Soldiers dont kill shit in modern war
Artiellery and air bombings cause 95 % of deaths

>>149780236
That guy can cook b

>>149780241
Try it retarded faggot
You will thank me forever
The base must be white/cream/ricotta tho

>>149780262
You are very short

>>149780274
bodied that midget

>>149780274
Point?

my nigga peon smegwards dropped the best knockout of all time, had the best post fight interview of all time immediately after, and dipped. you gotta respect it

>>149780291
People forget man
Jamaica had two champs with Sterling and Leon

Aljamain Sterling was born and raised in New York

This guy would murder any fat slob at a bar

>>149780325
I guess that ziam is french then

Kaue Fernandes ?
Why is the UFC disrespecting my boy like that
He need to finish him in a brutal way

>Sir... the Ciryl Gane cloning experiment has failed... An abomination.. We made him bigger, but we couldn't make him smarter, I'm afraid...

Tallson Texas!!! YOU HAVE FAILED!
>hits button dropping Tallson into vat of favela acid

reddit in the house

>>149780364
its ok, disintegrate him and make a new one

>>149780391

Ilia Hamtaro has bought a Maserati McPura

>>149780408
Should've bought some platform shoes so he could reach Justin Tafa's chin

MMA Guru is live

Picked my nose bone clean today it was a good day

>>149780408

>>149780430
Stat Diggers is live on youtube. The only MMA "personality" show i watch, focuses on gambling

>>149779538
>Great Britain
Not a country.

Ilia has purchased FC Barcelona all in cash

hey pussy are you still there?

Ilia has bought out the Fertita brothers and now owns the UFC and said Conor will now be fighting chenko

Ilia has promised to do more drink and drugs than Conor ever has in STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS

>turn on your monitor jon

Sup

>>149780550
Algeria is very short

Ilia Topuria has disappeared he was last seen riding around on a little gerbil like a horse before it ran into a storm drain

>>149780558
Kwab!

What up heem nation

Ilia has no aura

Algeria you are this little, you are this tiny

Ilia is more famous than Tom Cruise

more walkouts should include some Nancy Kerrigan-esque shenanigans

talm bou my hawlg in the heemcord rn

Do you think I would just let you turn my monitor off Jon

Merab Darizzlerskibidi

>>149780606
Women love short kings

>>149780606
can Merab stop doing this its gross and Perez is gross

>>149780636
^seething red in the face lankoid that has smoke coming out of his ears from the anger

>>149780670
aww ya caught me b, Perez is still fucking gross

>>149780682
You lout how dare you insult a queen

post heem images with edits so iconic that the original looks weird to you now

>>149780712
Is this how you accrue legacy /heem/ images for your vpn characters, spams?

>>149780725
yeah

>>149780744

Remember when a heemster was signed as a UFC matchmaker? Oh right that was Joe Silva from sherdog

bo nigger

>>149780752
Hey, woah

>>149780712

>>149780757
Whats this from?

>>149780769
I made it

>>149780752

>>149780757
Look gay as fuck and what the fuck this has to do with BSD

The logistics of building and hosting a 25000 person UFC event full championship fight card on the grounds if the White House reminds me of Blood Games where they're fortifying Old Terra for the emperor and his Adeptus Custodes had to take his turn attempting an assassination on the Emperor.

>>149780773
No wonder its faggoty as hell

>>149780751
Dana should hire me as CHO

I made this too

>>149780810
Made In China ahh meme

i told my meng tonight there is going to be a lot of ground and pound

Post brutal heems

>>149780824

>>149780117
How dare you put that quote on Goldie. Rogan shilled that bullshit!

I made this

>>149780824
Just type in Ilia Topuria BMF

>Its the glamor division
It's my foot up your ass faggot

>>149780824

>>149780833

>>149780828
need robocop to do this exact thing to vettori

>>149780220
>ya'll
this faggot is not from the the American South and in fact despises it and its inhabitants.
>ya'll is a black thing
only in the eyes of northern retards who don't understand that half of African American culture is from poor rural southern culture

>>149780851
robocop isn't the one to crack vettori's chin

>>149780861
Its actually amazing how many thing black people think they invented when its actually a white invention.

>>149780844
I wonder sometimes.... did he move on to better things

>>149780878
probably

So what are our thoughts on the ben askren situation? B got fucked up from athlete to auschwitz prisoner in a matter of months, what the fuck happened there

>>149780907
he's looking better now and is supposed to leave the hospital soon, prob could be back to coaching in a few months

>>149780907
It was the covid jab, obviously

>>149780915
Nah, he received a double lung transplant, he'll be dead in 5 years tops anyway

Judice looks like Woody Harrelson

There comes a time when life is over and death comes to our door and clinging to life with the help of artificial horrors beyond comprehension is ridiculous.

>>149780920
well yeah but that's like besides him recovering and shit

>>149780920
that's the average, if Askren is careful he could live for longer

>>149780938
You don't recover from that shit, your own body is constantly attacking the 'new' organs so you have to kill your immune system with meds, which means a common cold can kill you

Dana paid for askrens toothbrush while he was in there what a guy

>>149780953
he could end up fine, there's plenty of people that live long lives with the transplant

>>149780828
Jesus christ Herb are you even paying attention?

>>149780925
Nice picture dude

>>149780962
Wrong

man you can die to so much random bullshit in life, really makes you wanna not go outside at all. but at that point you might as well not live at all. what a conundrum that is

Askren will outlive you

>>149780967
This doo wants an high fidelity photo of an broad that looks like Woody Harrlsob!

>>149780970
there's stories of people living 20-30 more years after getting them
plus askren's pretty healthy otherwise so he's got a good chance out of anyone

>>149780971
It wouldn't worry you too much when elon releases spatial awareness modulator MK1 and you'll start seeing heems before they happen

>>149780971
The only absolute are disrepsecting me and, concordantlee, getting weemed dead

>>149781015
Huh

>>149780712

>>149780712
This one as well

>>149781034
Bisping inspires the people

if only me aussie mate were still alive to see it...

holy shit chat is this real?

>>149780907
pneumonia
once you hit your 40s and your immune system starts lmaoing at you its lurking, some get no symptoms of the infection, others die from it
can get it from some cunt sneezing or forgetting to wash your hands
bloke I know, 38, died from it and he surfed every day, was fit as fuck

HOW ABOUT SOME SUNDER ARMOR BUDDEH

>>149781015
pop yo shit twin

>>149781031
chills...

>>149781034
>>149781049
kek just realized i used the same knight helm for that edit

>>149781057
NO symptoms?

>>149780712

>>149781073
>loses to a 70 year old in his 30s
OOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>149781057
pneumonia is one of the leading causes of death every year forever

>>149781057
Is there any way to avoid that

he was on the list

>>149781138
Danner?

>>149781087
Dude he beat Cro Cop. Cease with your dumb bitch-edness

>>149781159
you know the one

>>149781176
Crazy shit ngl

Goldberg knew

>>149780907
just a flash knockdown

>>149780920
askren is an outlier he might get a couple of years cut off his lifespan but nothing major

>>149781244
Are you a doctor?

I dint need to heem shit, I have an handheld weem machine

>>149781287
god I hate canadians

>>149781293
I learned it from watching you

>>149781302
>stares at my wife's black son in disbelief

I dreamed that I was talking to some people about a building and someone said "it was made by el jacked canadiense boy". I think that's the first time I have dreamed something heem related.

Sending Mexico Canadian vibes for his dreams tonight

>>149781315

>>149781326
It's always immigrants, you people

>>149781330
How are you doing b? In loife

You just know merab heemed that dilme piece

tom aspinall cant make the hw limit anymore too many fryups in his depression have done him

Tom aspinall is a youtuber.

How ta clean poo out ye shoes wit Tom Aspinall ad son Scabie

Ben askren just passed away

You think about it right? We are likely the toughest general on 4chan. I doubt anyone would fuck with us IRL in the physical meatspace

Ben askren just did a big poo poo in his hospital diaper

>>149781330
Don told it like it was

>>149781353
>Scabie
Remember when you had scabies?

>>149781377
We are all bred warriors

>>149781380

>>149781377
the only one of us who has actually confirmed they train is a literal tranny

Watching mma doesn't inherently make you a tough guy b

>>149779455 (OP)
Vicente Luque has gone to train with The Bonfim Brothers in Brasilia

sum yal nig gon get stretched if i ever see yo ah on my side of heem no bap

>>149780003
I bet you just love rolling around with bigger men in the gym

>>149781400
Hard disageer

poor one out for a methed up skeletor with the big fakes. RIP to a real one

>I want me wife next
>theres going to be alot of ground and pound

We're breaking the conditioning

>>149781523
forgotten as a serious matter in 2 weeks. whole world has tiktok brain. it'll just be remembered and referenced as a meme after the next 2 or 3 news cycles. he's gonna get cheered at 318 if he does the walk out

pardon me brotha I'm heemin

>>149781535
I was going to comment something similar

>>149781546

The fact that you piss ants ever thought you would get to see something like that is hilarious. Some nobody fucking losers in Hungary and Mexico who maybe have 3$ in your accounts combined and who lives dont matter. Literally the epitome of slaves lol

Who will commentate UFC now?

https://archive.is/hhEq5

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

>>149781561
see what

>>149781577
Jones vs aspinall. The epstein list dumbass. Not only are you peasants but youre not even American peasants. The gall of you to demand to see what the elite get up to in their off time infuriates me.

>>149781599
Hey man how’re you doing? Good I hope.

>>149781599
I literally didn't but whatever

>>149780840
an absolute classic. Nate the Great had some savage finishes

Why am I getting swarmed by mexicans?

>>149781652
blud you got that tortilla blood

>>149781567
him and trump broke up?

>>149781652
alamo niggas in 1836

>>149781652
haha and a Canadian, the tables have turned.

messican as shiddd b

trump cheated on us with chelsea

that bird is not funny and betta not see him again

Finland

the derrick lewis fight was an early stoppage

>>149781567
Minty Bets bros, our time is now

>>149781898
Upon rewatching the dawlg won that shit fair and square

they should do a card where minty bets, charlie Arnolt, and Nina drama are the commentators

Conor talking like Ho Chi Minh at the knuck presser lmao or should I say Mao

>>149781567
Thiel planned all of this

>>149781937
Is it up on yewchewb yet

>>149781967
Been up for days b even got subtitles

>>149781974
Based, I've been a bit busy, love TD's no time wasting uploading and the pre fight video and walkouts are worth watching again alone

Happy 37th Birthday to Connor McGregor!

>>149782040
Mexican/Phillipina ?
Damn must suck to be a celebrity

>>149782055
irish woman

>>149782040
This one is slimmer

ay Mike r u 'ealthy

Surely the heemsensus is that Perry puts a serious harm on Gooby

>>149782093
Perry's a company man

>>149782072
Conor be raping anything

>>149782093
without a doubt but JP did irreparable damage to his chin, need to see how he gets on in his next knucking
brazza in the green hoodie is the rumoured opponent

>>149782108
Its Dave Mundell in August I think

So the date is October 11th the monkey will dance and an opponent is yet to be booked this is why knuck is simply superior when it's done to loud phonk and in cyrillic

>>149782093
Brazza, gooby is almost 40. It's over

>>149782134
nah they just got into it at the presser, i didn't watch but i know they've been going at each other for a while now

mundell would fucking murder him and bkfc know it, no chance they're making that fight, better to have perry keep fighting old ufc legends

>>149782040
wtf

Marvin Vettori has a piston left hand

>>149782142
dawlg did a short interview saying western expansion is the goal, even clowned gayna a little bit for powerslap

>>149782172
Why doesn't he use it then?

>>149782168
She's just a friend b

People forget man we had a fighter named umar who was related to khabitch

>>149782193
Dani the dawlg was getting media coverage here and we ostensibly have closed the borders, booted the embassy and banned the media so he is doing pretty good considering

>>149782108
>brazza in green hoodie

>>149782217
Mate stop impersonating me and who's this umar ?

>>149782203
Past his prime, shoulder injuries

Yacht has gym

you just know that yacht is filled with gluten free products

It's way too hot

>>149782268
You will not find a single carb aboard that ship

sugar in that yacht

>>149782281
This is one his less disgusting looking meals

>>149782040
>>149782072
>be billionaire
>pork slampigs and goblinas

>>149782290
This is a personal favourite of mine

>>149782306
what the fuck, reminds me of videos of tito all pilled out and hes cutting his fingers up trying to slice an onion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV2rapCcLmI

Can't wait to blast this on full volume on August 17

>>149782306
This man sells health supps

Tito has to have algerian ancestry in there somewhere

>>149782346

>>149782040
a real uther pendragon this nigga is

>>149782346
i thought he was trying to make a blooming onion at first lmfao

>>149782346
Best way to cut an onion by Tito Ortiz

>>149782394
He is trying to make a bloody onion b

>>149782346
CTE or Autism

>>149782346
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

Pop

>>149782346
VERY COOL!

>>149782281
Look good to me
Atleast there is no fat
Fat is the most digusting thing on the planet
Its like chewy soft rubber

>>149782410
One could say he's under the influence of wine cheese and violin

I usually lop off sections of my knuckles with my wine cheese and onion team punishment baby

Tito is a freak man. Only civilian to pull 9 gs in a centrifuge

>>149782410
Chills.

just a gay jeet should retire

tito only acts like a sperg because its good for business

>>149779486
She could turn me gay

>>149782515
What business

>>149782517
Nunya

>>149782521

>eggs and steak
this is not a real meal, meat gets eaten with potatoes and nto eggs

>>149782533
We're talmbout something else now b tito and onions

>>149782517
sports management, fitness equipment, owns a restaurant and does appearances for coin. prob makes a few dollars from social media as well

>>149782550
The WAG looks painfully slavic

>>149782546
VPN off tito

>>149782591
Big Bear monitor on!

johnny and valter mom>>149782550

>>149782562
shes a nuclear engineer, shes funding his career

>>149782346

So steaks and eggs huh.

>>149782614
They share the same dad you goof

>>149782622
Bodied that manbun

Derrick Lewis would have heemed Jon Jones

>>149782602
I really can't dislike him he's everything Bisping should aspire to be

>>149782648
Many are saying this

>>149782562
Valter is the WAG, or HAB, technicallybeit.

>>149782640
ohh u right u right, thats valters mom

>>149782621
Strong shrek and the donkey vibes from the walker bros

>>149782622
The ghost of kiev

>>149782640
I don't think so b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIIGntsCgfE

Wonderboy comet ping pong

>>149782719
He literally says it there don't make me get out the disapproving Daner folder

>>149782739

https://youtu.be/K07oRrmHxc0?si=yrQDpmRoIu4z-Uqw
DEEPEST LORE

johnny and walter
wow cool stuff guys

Dana 23

>>149782896
what the helly berry

Daner might have more money than I ever will but I get way better minge

>>149782901
you wouldn't think it but her pussy is spotless

>>149782925
Usually it's the classically pretty ones thay have a single rogue hair around the anus or let the taint go more than their frontal pube in my experience. UFC btw

>>149782953
i don't just mean hair b i mean she's got a great puss, honestly the only thing grim about her is her face/hair

Shan't be redeeming the Aspinall fight

>>149782967
Never judge an ugly duckling by its plume

>>149782967

This strikes fear deep into the heart of the Volkanovski

>>149782988
I really thought it was him from the thumbnail

>>149782346

>>149783048
sleep well young prince

Dana Luke thomas

>>149781688
yeah rogan loves illegal spics

>>149783063
W - E
G - ive
A
F - fuck

>>149783064
They're raiding weed farms enough is enough

>>149783063
I will be using "Ur opinion=WGAF" in a future post.

>>149783086
Ur future post=WGAF

>>149783063
Why is he on UFC Countdown then?

Dana's sloppy joe completely logged Volk's

>>149783110
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

what wgaf again?

dana jew

Nigger

any of you guys ever been tazed?

>>149783317

>>149783317

Bo

>>149783133
Worship Gane always frenn

>>149783350
Yes how come

>>149783425
I feel like me electrocuting myself could help me

>>149783417
real?

>>149783445
To what end b

Right lads let’s get this Monday going

Slamdaddy clears.

>>149783562
Hole up now

Azealia banks posting goober's semi is an unexpected turn of events where is dee

>>149783562

>>149783592
Jelqing is gooby approved

>>149783574
12 winstreak :skull:

>>149783562
Grok is this real?

>>149783606
40 year old father of five btw

>>149783562
Small irish dick

>>149783606

>>149783626
It seems so bit of a rough weekend and week for the delectable dee devlin

>retards think that AI pic is real

Psycho I'm liable to go Michael
wreck ya picks
Johnson, Page, Chandler
Black Kids

Yea man Conor would never send unsolicited hog picks to women on Twitter, fucking kids and their robot images

If I have to choose between azealia banks and canor mcvigorousconsensual I will pick the schizo black lady sad to say

>>149783552
my nerves are shot

I'd choose post baby damage fat sloppy milk maid mommy Dee Devlin, happy to say.

>>149783641
throatpie dana

I choose steak n eggs.

All about them eggy nosed soldiers

I wouldn’t heem you. I would straight up kill you.

I would scrabmle you like my eggs. With steak.

>>149783916
You could never kill me

>>149782644
Is that Moot?

>>149783110
Bodied that freak

Is it some sort of fetish thing or has she just given up?

Conor McGregor is the most based man alive.

Based on what b?

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>>149783929
for me, it's your mom's bacon and eggs between her legs. i'd heem for sure.
https://youtu.be/r4PTqvc9WsE?t=71

>>149783990
I think she cute

>>149783632
Women are the choosers of good genes btw
told me mom

I just saw a facebook reel where gustafson took down camshot

Fun fact about myself: I have seen Schaub's and Gooby's cock

Why is gooby sending dick pics to random men?

>>149784075
Azealia Banks is a beautiful melanated woman

>>149784056
Lol
I guess that being a pedophile that broke some little girl skull is "good genes"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordahl_Lelandais

>>149784085
incel
all women are queens

Have you done your dick ups yet today?

>>149784105
Gooby could start for Eire if it's ever goes Olympic.
How is the weather in Cork?

>>149784120
very wet, the heatwave broke overnight

>>149783606
in all seriousness what is he doing here is this what jelqing is

>>149783965
No but I sometimes wonder what he saw that fateful train ride

it was an early stoppage

>>149784126
>shitty weather
>always raining
>barely any forest
And they call Australia the penal colony

>>149784135
Don't dwell on the next meng's meng, meng

>Every max holloway finish
>40 min long
How?

Kek saved

>conor has a penis

Jelqing while standing on an exercise ball . #CSO

When I first started watching MMA I never imagined I would see so many fighters genitals.

>>149784254
thats not really conor

>>149783640
That's a pretty good size I'd say
Probably 6"+

Dana White sent me a pic of his erect penis via instagram

Conor still has the taste of a poor plumber that's why he likes thicccccc mamacitas

we cannot follow them

>>149784531
she then went on to tweet about how much she loves uncircumcised penis

I be devlin on dee fr fr

>>149784531
Potato farmer bros..

>>149784531
potato farmer????? fucken benchoid how dare you

>>149783606
this doo is coked out of his mind

Why is it that every time I ignore heem for more than a few hours some crazy shit happens like leaked pics of gooby’s hog

>McGregor
>Chandler
>Ferguson
Whose story will have the worst ending?

>potato farmers dick
What is that and how do I avoid it?

>>149784633
don't be irish

At least she didn't call it little, story win for Goobs.

azealia banks makes our resident schizos look tame jesus christ

Azealia Banks is spammy

>>149784660
Can girls tell your race just by looking at your dick?

Anyone know that jelq brand?
Bro goals af meng

Gooby probably hit a fat line of chang, hung some weights off his corey and snapped a pic before the vasoconstriction set in. What a faggot

Gooby definitely goons to brazza group bathing

>>149784673
Ur opinion=WGAF

Gooby's hog absolutely mogged Schaub's crusty penis

I pronounce wmma as "wuh muh mah". It's easier.

Ja ro sli uppahcuh

>>149784531
Good grief

>>149784531

*checks to see I've saved them before janmeister arrives*
All good no homo

>>149784889
womemey

>father
>business man
>sending dick picks to some schizo negress

What is Gooby's 'life IQ'? She's not even that hot, you would walk into 20 Azelia Banks in 2 minutes in the Caribbean.

>>149784714
Az is great she even got Russel Crowe to spit on her once she'd make a formidable poster and is probably spammy now I think about it

>>149784913
Nothing gay about it b. This is a hall of fame moment for The Notorious.

>>149784917
He lives in spain he doesn't have to go much farther (and even farther) than the end of the driveway

just a gooning sessions that went a little too far

Few drinks, few lines and Izzy Adesanya turns into Azealia. We all have been there.

Will Ilia follow suit and photograph his PE session?

Cuntnor needs to be circumcised because that was nasty
Nice cock otherwise though
>Inb4 kike

>>149784978
pepe is latinx

What's next for former UFC embedded mainstay Dee Devlin

circumcision is abhorrent

>>149785001
An all expenses paid for trip to Bulgaria with Herb Dean unfortunately

>>149785006
>muh pleasure

They do it to the wee bairns too disgusting if we're honest about it

dubs and i go kick speed in the dick

new
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>>149785038
>zoomer nigger "celebrities"
Kill yoself chink

>>149785054

why dont Americans have 2 champs? are they stupid?

>>149785071
jealous?

>>149785054
u mutha fucka u fuck

>>149785054
>throws fully loaded DDPs at you

Gooby tick all contacts boxes and sends everything to everyone

I ain't making shit

>>149785129
>I've changed my mind Dustin. You should try to get that 4th Conor fight.

heeminder /box/ is literally just one guy posting most of the time and he comes here to link it exactly when we hit 500 every time
sad stuff

New thread check the catty

>>149785262
what cat

Did the thing

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>>149780136
Ok seriously, I thought it was just a heavyweight thing. But apparently no, its just a thing amongst some black guys to throw a fight and try to not seriously fight each other. I remember the first time I saw this in MMA, Kimbo Slice vs Houston Alexander.