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PHI: J.T. Realmuto smacked a two-out, go-ahead RBI double off of David Morgan in the eighth inning on Sunday, propelling the Phillies to a 2-1 victory over the Padres in San Diego
LAA: Mike Trout went 1-for-2 with a pair of walks and drove in the Angels’ lone run in Sunday afternoon’s loss to the Diamondbacks
LAD: Freddie Freeman went 2-for-5 with a double and a pair of RBI on Sunday afternoon, propelling the Dodgers to a 5-2 victory over the Giants in 11 innings
NYM: Mark Vientos went 2-for-4 with a triple against the Royals on Sunday
ATH: Nick Kurtz went 2-for-4 with a two-run homer and a pair of runs scored on Sunday, powering the Athletics to a 6-3 victory over the Blue Jays in their first half finale
CLE: Emmanuel Clase tossed two scoreless innings and got the win against the White Sox on Sunday
MIA: Kyle Stowers went 5-for-5 with three home runs, four runs scored, and six RBI in an 11-1 win over the Orioles on Sunday
WAS: Nationals selected Fort Cobb-Broxton HS (OK) SS Eli Willits with the No. 1 selection of the 2025 MLB Draft

cards
I'll see you all for the HR derby

Why everyone gets compared to Brian Giles?

Dax Kilby or something

Really hope the NL wins

Who can stop him?

>>149779672
we never win the GayL owns us

He reminds me a lot of Ben Zobrist

>>149779672
He's based

razorgers

>>149779673
Hearing Zach Root left his draft celebration with a strained forearm. Will be evaluated Tuesday.

>>149779673
5'9, 190 pounds
Freidman still trying to draft a pure cf. Kendall was a bust. Vogel looking that way. too early on George but he's probably the 6th best of prospect in the org at best rn.

>Summerhill fell to 42nd.
What went wrong?

>>149779692
Woo Pig Sooie

>>149779672
Hacked by a Groptard

>>149779672
grok and now elmo?

>>149779702
>no power
>replacement OF
He's a project.

>>149779673
>5'9"
we really need to get the nerds away from the draft and go back to drafting big guys who look like athletes

Need me a torta so bad

>angels shoot themselves in the foot in an effort to skip development altogether and fast track a prospect into the majors the same year they were drafted

I haven't seen a a swing from a 5 tool prospect like this since JD Drew

>>149779672
Take it Elmos original puppeteer somehow got his account back for a moment.

And the Marlins conclude the 1st Round by drafting Cam Canarella.

>>149779722
got any vids of the one on the left shitting and/or pissing?

>led addled Floridian boomer doesn't even know why she's happy just yapping away with that emotionless stare in her eyes

>>149779709
what's a groptard

Ethan Holliday is too damn big to be this zesty

>>149779742
seconding this inquiry

He's a real grinder he's got a little Dusty Pedroia to him

Need her so bad

>>149779756
gross

>>149779749
Rich kids

>>149779756
now THAT is a cornfed midwestern woman

>>149779756
no i meant the good looking one

>>149779754
>Dusty Pissroida

Jesus man I wasn't familiar with Wisconsin tortas but makes since with all the corn, beer and cheese. Some prime time tortas out there.

For me? Its the comp of Bobby Witt Jr. but not really.

>>149779781
she wakes you up in the middle of the night with a dairy fart <3

First round done

>>149779790
On second thought, maybe I don't need to be a torta pounder

>>149779805
we got our jeter, boys

>reading about Hideo Nomo
>stellar first two seasons
>ERA continues to explode for the next decade but eats innings
>leaves the MLB in 2005
>returns in 2008 to play for the KC Royals
>gives up 2, 4, 3ER in his only 3 appearances over 4.1IP
>released and retired
odd

>>149779805
why are there so many SSs

>>149779821
You're all retarded. Most all-star first and second basemen are drafted as shortstops. It boggles my mind that people don't know this.

>>149779832
they asked him to pitch again but he said "nomo!"
haha

>>149779673

No fat pigs please

>>149779834
Best and most athletic person on the team. They usually switch positions to 3rd, 2nd or outfield.

>>149779756
fucking would

>>149779673
.

>>149779851
#5 has one of the best asses I've ever seen

>>149779709
>Uh sir, Sir? You're not supposed to like those posts! Sir! Please remove your likes immediately! Sir, I'm talking to you right now please remove those likes or you're a racist fascist alt-righter! Remove those likes right now sir!

>>149779669
>Dax Kilby or something

Jack Laugher

>>149779835
>Most all-star first and second basemen are drafted as shortstops.
maybe some 2nd basemen but 1st basemen sure as fuck aren't

>>149779851
Jesus christ number 5 has an incredible ass

>>149779669
>>149779875
Jadzia Dax

dodgers #1 ese

>>149779893
I meant third basemen.

>>149779805
Mariners and Orioles won day 1.

17 years old huh?

>>149779901

based

>>149779805
Cant wait for all the ones that make it to the pros to be on my Dodgers in 5 years :)

>>149779851
imagine the smell

>>149779673
le Québec aime les Dodgers!

>>149779897
>>149779866
First of all her ass is mid, anyone's ass can look decent in tight spandex. 2nd her face is mid at BEST. Ya'll incels be hungry, damn. You'll fuck anything that moves huh?

>>149779901
Ezri > Jadzia

so where is harry ford getting shipped off to?

>>149779937
aw the lil black boy upset she dates a white man?

Idk who this is

>>149779937
you're brown

Imagine if Jim Abbot had 2 hands

>>149779944
Detroit

>>149779937
did getting fucked in the ass lead to you getting a trip?

>>149779906
Yankees should've got a comp for losing Soto. This draft is so fucking stupid.

>>149779851
so don't post them

>>149779956
>>149779949
damn ya'll so sensitive you think anyone critical of a white chick is brown or black? She's mid, simple as that. Race is irrelevant.

>>149779974
fuck my ass

>>149779962
for mckinstry?

>>149779934
ok, i'm imagining it. now what?

>>149779977
no thanks I bet you're ugly despite getting double dubs

>>149779977
checked

>>149779805
why the fuck are there more picks in a first round than total number of teams?

>>149780000
cheating

>>149779956
>>149779949
>NOOOO STOP BEING CRITICAL OF THE WHITE SLAMPIG
Holy state of the white race

>>149779921
Thank you, Wincy.
>>149779938
True. I’m a Curzon enjoyer tho.

>>149779970
looks like chimp

>>149780004
>t. Alex Cora

>>149780006
they're dying out
go easy on them

>>149780000
compensation picks for losing free agents

I would fuck and marry a white slampig

>>149780035
I did this
don't

JACK BAUER WAS RIGHT THERE WE GET A FUCKING MANLET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149780041
kek. known so many guys like you over the years.

>>149780006
Please fuck my ass

>>149780013
it is

>>149780046
Jack Laugher.

>>149780035
I dated a white slam pig who was kind of fat at first but I got her #gymmaxing and #running and on a #diet (I am a good cook and was cooking) and once she tightened up it was god-tier #sex, problem however was slampigs are generally kinda stupid (weak genetic pool) but for the time it was fun I guess. Wouldn't recommend it longterm though, peak is slim wasted fat assed chicks, they also tend to be more open minded and better wife material

t. literal Chad who has run the female gauntlet. Can post #body pic if there is any doubt or contention

>>149780013
racist

>>149780053
her mom was thin so a took a gamble and lost

M's bros, I'm loving this draft.

>mlb during the all star break is like xbox
>it has only one gayme
bros, it's time for 1980s japanese synth jazz fusion

https://nonstopcasiopea.com/

>>149780073
No. It's time for Steely Dan.

>>149779673
woo pig sooie

>>149780080
candid doyers

>>149780064
that could have happened to me also. it happens to the best of the us. the grass is always greener on the other side and all that. at least you're not alone.

>>149780080
>multimillionaire megastar
>shit ass beats by dre wireless headphones
money really can't buy taste

>>149780083
somehow taking teammates back-to-back seems lazy and sus

>>149780080
>New Balance and Beat logo perfectly in frame for the sponsorship
kek what a bastard

>>149780095
could be a sponsor

>>149780095
you're one those retards that buys rims for your shitbox with your tax refund aren't you

>Jack Bauer
Insane baseball player name.

>>149780105
kek his left foot doesn't even look real
well he's gotta make up for the deferral somehow

>>149780089
>gf weighs 140-150 all through college and dating
>get married
>5 years later she's 200+
>don't even have kids yet
at least she knows she's fat. she copes by eating takeout and watching kdramas. if I had to do it all over again I'd marry a tiny asian lady

>>149780111
you have this backwards, friend

Wednesday after the ASG is the worst sports day of the year

>>149780141
is that when they do the Espys?

>>149780080
more ig followers than ohtranny

man I can't even get a woman to go out on a date with me it's tough

>>149780124
dated a girl who gained 35-40 in the 2 years we were together. almost every pound went to her tits and ass. face and arms stayed the same and she went from a 32C to a 36F. most women aren't that lucky lol

>>149779954
Me, I prefer to chase whores

>>149780157
kys

>>149780106
it is, there's a behind the plate ad of him with messi and lebron for beats

>>149780158
trust me you have it better than getting hooked on one who leaves you

>>149780112
Throws 103

>>149780157
They killed Lollapalooza Berlin and made it look easy

>>149780124
Well, you're married now, so I would encourage you to have a conversation about her weight and health. Unless of course you yourself are a fatty? I imagine you aren't if you're posting observations about her weight, but you have to set and dictate the health standard in your home.
>>149780160
You're blessed. Or, you were? How didn't you stay with her?

So many pitchers

>fox sports all time doyers lineup

>>149780196
this was through the end of college 2016-17. she was always liberal and went literally fucking insane when trump got elected. seeing multiple therapists despite having no real issues in her life

>>149780112

>>149780213
>why didn't you stay with her?
>that response
My condolencses. Had a similar thing happen with this chick I dated in college. Absolutely rocking body and body physiology no matter her diet but none of it was in her brain or mentality lmao

>>149780228
the first year we dated i was convinced she was the one. could not have gone better until her msnbc & huffington post addictions drove her off the deep end. haven't spoken to her since 2018, i think she got married a couple years ago to the most stereotypical skinny beta male leftist type

Mariners!

>>149780235
you're fucking retarded bud

>>149780235
sounds about right

>>149780258
bro im not staying with a girl from a great family who is on antidepressants and lashes out at anyone who slightly disagrees with her socialist bullshit

>>149779656 (OP)
Excuse me? Is OP supposed to be this BASED?

>>149780281
yeah you think msnbc is socialist. you're braindead pal

i will only marry an asian or asian-dominant hapa

really weak home run derby line up

I like it when women drink a pint of feminism, not the whole damn keg

>>149780290
msnbc is one of the farthest left mainstream sources, same with huffington post

wood is winning the home run derby btw

>>149779756
Slam pigs serve a purpose

>>149779974
Why do you like getting fucked in the ass?

>>149780301
>mainstream
>socialist
so you admit you're retarded, got it.

>>149779665
Never reporting on SEA, we swept the "best team in baseball" by a lot

>>149780294
>Idol School
What year is it again holy

>>149780308
>we
you didn't do shit

>attendance center hs
is that a euphemism for getting a high school diploma in juvie?

I can haz stovie

>>149780308
east coasties are oblivious of all teams west of the mississippi besides the dodgers

>>149780330
West of the Appalachians, you mean

>>149780311
we need to go back

>>149778806
Shut your mouth you stupid Jew rat

>Tyler Bremner
lmao

>Jacob Misiorowski
>53.5% fastball usage
>stupid high velocity
>6'7"
I wonder if the brewers have a plan before they inevitably blow up his arm, this is not sustainable. He has a very high risk profile.

>>149780333
nah they know the cubs and tigers

>>149779805
These names scream busts.

Seth Hernandez might be a 10 year vet that's surprisingly good when you look at his career 20 years later.

Ike Irish and Jojo Parker are coinflips of never make MLB or HoF.

>>149779834
MLB caliber position players don't play outfield or 1B in high school

>>149779912
and 364 days you sick freak

>>149780358
Lol

>>149780206
I feel like it's a little lame to use players who only did/have done one season on the team for stuff like this.

I fucked a black girl once

Why the crap aren’t we drafting high ceiling high school pitchers

>>149780281
Lmao so many females are like this.
>have money
>wish they had the social reputation of poor people
>proceed to make a living fucking poor black people on onlyfans
>20 million deaths due to abortions over the total deaths in WW2, per year

you'll never convince me women are smart or have some kind of worthy "intuition"

>>149779676
The fourth inning?

>>149780381
how hard did she stalk you when you broke it off

>>149780381
just once? weak

>>149780381
might want to get tested bud

>>149780371
they all had long careers with the team except Ohtani at dh which is a new position for the NL

>>149780381
Same: she was VERY loud in bed. My roommates never let me live it down. Walls shaking type shit, and I'm just average at sex so it wasn't anything I was doing

if you haven't had sex with multiple black men and multiple black women, you don't know SHIT about sports

Jays drafted a Cook

>>149780415
lol fucking chicks a couple numbers below you is the best. i'm not hot but not ugly and the best sex i've ever had has been with 5's. they try so hard and enjoy it so much more than really hot girls

>>149780381
Me too, she was a 19 year old model and virgin.half black half white. I know that sounds made up, but it's true.

>Rangers drafted a TWP

>>149780432
>19 year old
>virgin
sweetie...

>>149780432

>>149779805
that kid arquette has a great glove but he'll never hit in the majors. worthless against anything offspeed

>>149780427
truth dropping hard. 5's will go all night, too. The hot chicks just want you to make them cum once then they roll over and scroll through instagram until they fall asleep.

>>149780427
>>149780447
virgin "wisdom"

>normies talking about having sex
GTFO

>>149780432
>model
anon a few thousand followers on instagram isn't a model

>>149780423
If I fuck an horse, can I be an athlete?

>turn on infinity sports radio
>guy from DC is hosting
>he is having a complete meltdown over the Nats' draft pick
>the Nats have lost the most games since winning an eries
What's going on over there?

>>149780456
>t.

>>149780458
yes

>>149780459
A rebuild of the rebuild

I have such a hard time with women and I try my absolute best I constantly get ghosted on dating apps wtf am I doing wrong

>Wideman
he should've been a catcher

>>149780452
I unironically wish I were a virgin. But as someone who is himself an 8/10 and thus can dip into 9.5's and 5.5's at will, I must confess the best lays I've ever had have been 5's. This isn't porn: once you're mid coitus you aren't really seeing the full picture anyway, what matters is how they work your cock. I'm sorry to be vulgar about it, but to prove my point, I must.

>>149780457
a lot of models are not attractive
ultra skinny tall girls with weird faces

>>149780471
just be yourself :)
or go to the philippines

>>149780440
I know, I said it sounds stupid. She went to the same high school as me and my friends. My best friends little sister went to school with her and had known her forever and confirmed. Everyone was mad at me for trying to fuck because I was like 26. She had a crush and clearly wanted to fuck
>>149780457
This was like 13 years ago so not Instagram . She was in some shitty movies too. At one point she spent some time dating that jew from Shazam. Apparently he has some fuck ranch in Texas .
Anyway, believe it or don't but it DID happen. The first time we fucked it was the 4th of July and she was wearing pasties on her nipples when I pulled her dress off. After we fucked and were sleeping, I could feel her pulling the covers over my feet multiple times, presumably because my feet sta k

>>149780471
You're getting ignored for men they like more. Go to bars and meet women. Now they don't have to compare you to every man in a 20 mile radius, just the room.

>>149780485
And they just fucking lay there and don't do anything. I've been with several legit models where I had to ask in bed if they're 'okay' because they were so bad.

>>149780447
i'm a 7.5 on my best day and have been lucky to land a couple legit 8-9 girls. one was good, not great, in bed while the others were selfish, shitty lays. a 5-6 will try her hardest to make it a good experience for you

which date would you choose?

>>149780489
This is the only truthful post here btw

>>149780471
don't use dating apps. Listen to >>149780489, bars are a social atmosphere centered around the most social drug (alcohol). Go with a friend and chat up some random bitches who are obviously alone/not dating anyone and are with their friends. Big hurdle is finding a friend to wingman with you but once you have that you are golden. As long as you are in average shape you will be fine up to 8/10's so long as you have a fun personality.

We're doing another all pitchers draft aren't we

Shohei Ohtani’s NL ranks this season:

1st in HR: 32
1st in SLG:.608
1st in OPS: .988
3rd in triples: 7
4th in BB: 60

>>149780471
don't use dating apps unless you're a 9. it's so much easier to approach a woman IRL.

i went on a tinder date with a very average girl recently. we were talking about the different experience for men vs women on dating apps. she showed me her tinder. girl is maybe a 6, skinny, small tits, decent smile but that's it and she had 1000+ likes in queue and 80+ matches with mostly unread messages

holy fuck you virgin tryhard dorks. at least put a tiny fragment of effort into your lies

>>149780515
lol I am so fucked

>>149780514
he's a pretty good pitcher too

>>149780503
I'm incapable of being classy enough to go on dates like the left. All I can hope for is quick coffee and a chat on the right where I don't spill spaghetti and try to get a second date. Left is hotter though. I can't even approach girls like that.

>>149780501
Yeah when I am in a good consistent workout regimine and watching my diet I'm about an 8.5 and I've found the 6.5-7's are absolute best in bed: natural beauty without makeup, maybe don't have the most striking features but my god they can suck like vacuum's and have stamina for hours. Can't say that about the "hottest chick in the bar" girls I've been with, they ahve generally been disappointing.

All this to say to the men who are worried about being alone: there are homely girls with big asses who go out to bars every night hoping to get with someone who are leaving disappointed. As long as you have confidence and sincerity when you go out you can get with SOMEONE at the bar any weekend. It isn't rocket science: woman are facing the same 'lonely' crisis as men.

>>149780503
Right. Her outfit looks really cute, and I love her hair. She looks much more fashionable in general.

>>149780522
go out solo dude. it works. i wouldn't go to a trendy bar with super hot chicks, but find a neighborhood bar and become a regular. befriend the bartenders and they'll wingman for you. i've been introduced to a ton of women by the bartenders at my favorite place

terrible thread but I'll allow t snice we're going on a break

>>149780541
hopefully janny's will too

>>149780503
i am not sexually attracted to asian women

i knew you fuckers were sad but i didn't realize you were THIS bad off

149780548
fuck off

>>149780548
>>149780548
It's 4chan, let's face it: if any of us were truly 'well off', would we be here?

>>149780552
no but at least i'm not making up shit about "being an 8.5" and dating virgin models. what the flying fuck

>>149780337
Oops! all Dodger fans

Dubs decides what movie I watch rn

>>149780532
there's something psychological about it. pheremones maybe. a woman who knows you're a bit out of her league is the best sex ever

>>149780560
Pirates of the caribbean 1 is legit a terrific movie

>>149780560
shark tale

>>149780560
a knight's tale

>>149780489
Bar hookups are a meme

>>149780560
13th Warrior

>>149780560
Joseph prince of Dreams

>>149780577
kek what a pick, why?

>>149780570
they're not but they are a lot more rare than they used to be. most gen z women were pre-traumatized by tiktok and youtube slop convincing them that going out would lead directly to them being gangraped and murdered their first time

>>149780508
I don’t have friends so I’m fucked if I go alone :(

>>149780577
Winrar
>Antonio Banderas
Kek glhf!!

>>149780586
First thing that popped into my head

what happens at a padres dick-a-thon?

>>149780560
The Sandlot

>>149780588
you're not, the likelihood of a woman approaching you goes up dramatically when you're out solo

>>149780588
This is actually your problem. Dates are easier to get with people you know than random strangers from bars or the internet.
>t. Married a woman I met through friends from high school that I reconnected w. years later.

>>149780471
Dead serious: watch a ton of stand up comedy. Learn different styles of comedy. Don't tell their jokes verbatim but take little bits and joke structures from different comedians. If you can make a woman laugh, you have a chance.

Mariners will win the AL pennant

>>149780563
This. I got drunk sent a Snapchat to my ex who I still fuck of me cumming on a picture of her friend and all she said was "wow. Can you please moan her name next time?"

>>149780456
These aren’t normies these are people that didn’t have sex well into adulthood and treat it as some accomplishment that’s worth talking about.
Us normies just sit back and observe

>>149780560
LE HECKIN SANDLOT!

>>149780553
I'm the anon that said he was an 8.5, here is me about a year ago: I'm actually a bit more cut now a bit bigger now but you can believe whatever you want.

I'm trying to encourage anons to be more social and not be afraid to talk to girls and get girls. I work about 60 hours a week at a manual labor job but come the weekend I go out and drink and socialize and I am amazed at how many men are so afraid to talk to women. It isn't difficult: they are in public because they WANT to be approached and talked to. They're drinking because it makes that EASIER. It isn't hard. not sure what else to say except if you don't play the game, you'll never win. Wish anons would take the most basic level of courage and approach women. What will happen? They won't be interested? Alright, move on to the next. It's sad how weak willed and pathetic some anons can be, and I'm trying to change that.

>>149780603
I'm a loner and almost exclusively go out alone. I only get approached by ugly/fat women. It's offensive they thought they had a chance

>>149780625
yeah my number 1 rule on my standards is nobody obese. Other than that my standards are reasonable.

>>149780622
Holy shit shut the fuck up FAGGOT no one cares go to >>>/fit/ or >>>/soc/ or >>>/kys/

BASEBALL.

>>149780603
No I got to bars alone everynight because I’m an alcoholic and I’m too lazy to make cocktails at home

>>149780622
>I'm actually a bit more cut now
sure thing kiddo

>>149780631
I think a lot of anons will care that an unironic chad who can pick up anyone in any room he walks into, single or not, is encouraging them to not be so self-conscious.

>>149780622
>Wish anons would take the most basic level of courage and approach women. What will happen? They won't be interested? Alright, move on to the next. It's sad how weak willed and pathetic some anons can be, and I'm trying to change that
Extremely based. Just don't be a creep. If she's not interested, wish her a good night and move on.

>>149780632
Forgot to mention I’m currently reading Models by Mark Manson

>>149780646
women have gotten it so screwed up that they think it's creepy for a stranger to talk to them in a public place and yet they expect guys to walk up to them

>>149780642
>I’m a le heckin unironic chad and this random timestamp-less image of the last twink that fucked my asshole raw for $20 is proof of that

>>149780560
sandlot

>>149780658
THIS. UPVOTED!

>>149780637
I already said you can believe whatever you want. My primary reason to post was to encourage anons to chat up girls. I want what's best for anons. I don't have problems doing it, and I don't think anyone should.
>>149780646
Thanks anon. In my experience most woman will at least give you the time of day. After a few minutes you can feel if the vibe is right or not. And if it isn't for anything romantic or sexual, it doesn't hurt to continute talking as friends until you get someone else to talk to.

>>149780658

>>149780655
I wasn't that guy, but I was aknowledging he has a chad-like physique. Maybe stay off 4chan some and you won't think in terms of incel buzzwords: just a thought.

>>149780666
>you can believe whatever you want
oh trust me satan, i do

>>149780659
>>149780667
thank you kind strangers

>>149780652
i've had a couple hot girls recoil when i offer to buy them a drink, they def thought i was creepy. just smile, say "no worries, have a good night" and walk away

>>149780669
unc is simping for the first shirtless anon he saw posted on /mlb/ no questions asked

>>149780560
the sandlot

>>149780681
>more buzzwords
wew

>>149780655
>all these gay thoughts swirling around in their head
u sure ur straight?

You guys are really fucking stupid

>Night 1 of the Draft ends with a guy named Snead being selected

Allstar break been in effect barely a couple hours and this place is already unbearable. If you believe any photo you see posted on this website without a time stamp you are a fucking retarded faggot.

did your team win today

>>149780696
maybe, but i fucked a big titty 5 last weekend from a bar

>>149780707
No :(

>>149780695
I ain’t even gay tho

>>149780702
oh no /mlb/ isn't the same 2 catchphrase spam over and over and Dodger's meme's, what the fuck ever will we do?! Shut the fuck up little bitch nigga, we know your whole life revolves around a baseball general on an image board but maybe keep your incel thoughts to yourself, alright?

>>149780707
Yes :)

>>149780685

>>149780707

yes

I just typed a lot and deleted it. tldr if you go to a game alone, don't be too intimidated to talk to the extremely cute girl next to you. she wanted to talk to me and maybe yours wants to talk to you.

>>149780707
>Mariners
Yes! Swept the best team in baseball! Picked up a game on Houston!

>>149780707
NO STOP ASKING

>>149780695
Yea I ran the numbers, turns out I ain’t even gay.

>>149780713
Then what's with the uninhibited gay thoughts? That was the first place your mind went when seeing a shirtless male physique. Sounds gay to me desu

>>149780732
Trust me when I say to you I ain’t even gay tho

>>149780732
Please fuck my ass

>>149780707
Yes, and if it wasn't for bad bullpen management, it would've been a sweep.

>>149780732
Please fuck my ass

>>149780734
I trust you, thanks for the reply and the apparent honesty

>>149780732
My ass, you gotta fuck it.

>>149780732
Fuck his ass, please!

i haven't had my ass fucked in almost a year

gay relations are still relations! don't be homophobic, now!

What do non all stars do during the break? Are they staying near the facilities and working every day or do they fuck off on vacation for 3-4 days

I’m like Tucker Max if he worked construction and used to be fat and bullied. Anyone want any life tips

>>149780762
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149780763
most of them are fucking their wives non-stop. first real opportunity to in a while

>>149780767
>Tucker Max

Is this /gayincel/ general? Seemed to me many straight anons were making headway regarding relations with women and yet the last 10 replies have been predominatly homosexual in nature.

>>149780763
They fuck
See all the pics of players going on paternity leave round March

We need ass fuckies to the general. Stat!!

>>149780763
>What do non all stars do during the break?
Ur mum lel

>>149780783
I'm not an incel I get fucked in my ass all the time

>>149780577
Kino

I could 1v1 everyone in this thread

>>149780783
>>149780785
>>149780788
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149780767
faggot got clowned on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyD6hFHjGD0

now this is more like /mlb/

>>149780707
The game and the draft.

>>149780804
Paws was raped in the sweltering summer of '25

>>149780795
buddy i could make you cum before you got halfway through the word "hello"

>>149780808
ya that's tough those M's are good tiggies better grill it off

That anon was trying to give you good advice but none of y'all want to hear it. Eventually as a man you learn nobody is going to give you anything, you have to take it.
Have I made some mistakes? Yes
Have some people gotten hurt. Certainly.
But the ride I've been on for the last couple years has been absolutely worth it. Blackouts, barfights, debauchery. I've fucked 9s, Stacies, you name it.

>>149780820
More real nigga shit. These incels don't leave the internet (none of which is 'real', btw. The eletrical grid goes out and all of their effort is for naught). We'll keep fucking real women and they'll stay alone in their incel caves. Life goes on. You get it though, anon. Godspeed

I'm done browsing this shithole

No sex tonight and I’m sleeping on the couch because the padres lost. Hope you’re happy Philly fans

BERDS

>>149780820
you haven't, but it's cute that you feel so insecure you have to pretend for us

>>149780830
>>149780820
Truth nvke. I pull 9s, 9.5s, 9.99s literally all the time, you don’t want my advice don’t take it. But you’re literally an incel thou.

>>149779656 (OP)
the doggie doos start winning again and this general turns into a bunch of faggot cope
>>149780820
>>149780830
>>149780862

>>149780795
you look kinda hot hmu

Doyerchads fucking stacies tonight

>>149780879
*latina ogres

>>149780707
Jays won the narrative

>>149780841
what do you have against gay fun?

>>149780862
Please don't put my face on a body that's so far inferior to my actual physique.

I’ve been ripped off by multiple PUAs

>>149780841
how bout you browse MY shithole, hunny bun?

You fucking INCELS aren’t even gorillamaxxing yet, are you?

>>149780898
I’m not into boricuas. I’m racist

>>149780902
by tortoise loves his mazuri pellets mmmm

I’m scared of women, except my mom

>>149780922
trust me, she's not that good in bed

Am what I am what I am what I am
Am what I am what I am!!

>>149780722
Why you delete it? I probably could have used the extra info :(

I’m scared everyone in the room will laugh at me or I’ll end up on tik tok when I shoot ny shot

>>149780902
Remember gorilla munch?

>>149780936
nobody there gives a fuck or will even remember anything two hours later. sounds like bullshit but it's true

>>149780936
I think a good way to look at it is that it's narcissistic to think that strangers would care about what you do

dodgers win ese wr winning world series now SF giant gays aint shit dawg devers fuckin suck

if you not dodgers then you gay as fuckkk

>>149780947
Huh, I never thought of it like that. Thanks for helping me reframe that anon. Honestly.

I am Rinsinnati aka Rinspie. Do you need anything rinsed? Dishes?

>>149780965
an older coworker asked me once if i felt nervous or insecure, when i told him yeah he said "so imagine how those motherfuckers feel when they're still here after years on the job" and that cured me instantly

>>149780969
Rinse this bussy

>>149780969
Can you rinse my buttcrack rinsinnati? I get the toilet paper stuck in the hairs back there sometime on accounta I gotta by the cheap stuff :(

>>149780969

can you clean my car? that would be huge

>>149780936
You live in New York??

If you're not gay at least part of the time, you're a faggot all of the time. Word to the wise.

>>149780987
did you drive to boston?

>>149779944
Padres. If you can fix campy and Cease, they're yours to keep

>>149780969
bring the hose, rinsy. NOW.

>>149780993

hell no, that would've been a whole day

Who would win: Wincinnati aka Winky, or newcomer Rinsinnati aka rinspie.

The answer… may surprise you!

Coming up next on /mlb/.

>>149780978
Gladly.

>>149780707
We won the game and the draft.

>>149780980
Shave like the good prolapsed anus you are.

So one reason a team would draft players at below slot value is so later in the draft they can draft high schoolers at above slot value and convince them to sign instead of going to college?

>>149780987
Gladly. I don’t do rust though.

>>149781014
kek

>>149780707
yes and the nine games before that

>>149781022

well what good are ya!?!?!?!?!

>>149781000
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

thread's moving so fast nobody will see me post i'm gay

Sure glad no one gay posts here

>>149781020
that's about it basically and below slot value guys tend to be college jrs and seniors with fewer options.

>>149780996
we're full up on starting shitters and shitters behind the plate actually

>>149781046
Chop on, brutha!

>>149780936
just make sure she's age appropriate

>>149781030
I rinse non-rusted cars; hair (including pubes); and semen-encrusted small cocks. I’ve got you covered, Wincy!

>>149781020
Yes. The draft for is all about what you do with a set budget for signing bonuses. The actual rounds and picks don't really correspond to who the best players are, lots of times really good HS players who everyone thinks its a to 100 or so guy in the draft in a vaccum go in like the 11th round because they have a pre-existing arrangement with a team for way over slot.

You might see that with some of the guys still on the board like Jack Bauer. It may be the case negotiations with everyone broke down and he's going to college because he didn't get the 1st -2nd round level bonus he needed to want to go pro. Or he could already have a deal in place for 4 milly for going in the 8th and some team will go underslot until then to afford him. The good GMs maximize their bonus dollars to get the best players regardless of rounds.

>>149781088
>YOU WERE 20 AND SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!
zoomshits should be castrated

>>149780750
Chop on, brutha!

>>149781093

oh thank god

>>149781088
Me and who?

dodgers fans really are like rats

>>149781088
>17
>22
>a literal army of zoomer drones with cell phones following filming him over nothing
>also lying about him trying to run them over
Your life is over buddy!!

>>149781101
No point since they will be send to Israel soon to join team Israel for the world baseball classic.

>>149781088
>22
>17
>look like they started as strangers
yeah that's just slightly on the wrong side of fucked up. just leave the real couples who started young alone. could have gone to high school together = mind your own business

>>149781088
Honestly what motivates this behavior? Are zoomies that desperate to get the next viral thing? They look like they’re in a college dorm common area ffs.

>>149780080
>yams on the ground

>>149781131
metoo faggotry made agegaps greater than a year illegal in their minds

>>149780820
Nice LARP, pussy.

>>149781053
>>149781100
Thanks for the write ups.
and yes, I was thinking the same thing about Bauer, I figured he must have told teams he wasn't signing for below a certain number. That's kind of an interesting game high schoolers have to play

>>149780991
bitch you gay as hell you should go to SF

>>149781131
>>149781143
10 year age gaps were not uncommon when I was in college it's very odd to see zoomers making it a spectacle

>>149781088
>this gap used to be normal
this gen is cooked

>>149781131
>Are zoomies that desperate to get the next viral thing
of course they are. haven't you seen the "what i want to be when i grow up" surveys?

>>149781143
>>149781152
They look so excited at the end too, they can barely contain themselves.
>>149781157
No and honestly I’m terrified

>>149781152
I feel like it's mostly zoomer men that don't fuck and fat zoomer girls. ask winky he fucks zoomers all the time

>>149781131
it's just lord of the flies shit

>>149781152
I guarantee the reason they're using is she's 17. a few months later and they couldn't do this without getting shit on online by all the people they're trying to impress.

>>149781131
I'm the youngest of 6 kids. Four of my siblings have kids, several teenagers. They ALL want to be social media influencers and make millions from youtube. They spend 12 hours a day on social media

>>149781169

not all the time but the ones i've met are almost all the same mentally. they don't know what they want and they generally despise the world

>>149781181
Competency crisis is gonna fuck us so hard bros. We won’t even be able to find a doctor by the time we actually need one…

>Cleveland Guardians
>they don't cleave lands nor guard it.

>>149781189
kek as a doyerzoomer who started watching when degrom gaped them in 2015 that's how I feel

>>149781190
>competency crisis
Do you actually believe this

>>149781181
did nobody tell your siblings you're supposed to hold off on giving your kids smartphones for as fucking long as possible? even any ipads/tablets should be on free time lockdown. you need to keep track of your kids and be able to call them, get them lte smartwatches that are a fucking pain to use for social media. just calls and short emergency texts.

>>149781088
There is obviously more to this story than we see in the video. Are 4channwrs so stupid they don't get that?

>>149781088
>22
>17
My dad was almost 30 when he met my mom at that age they've been happily married for over 30 years

>>149781220
wow it's almost like (((they))) don't want that to happen anymore

>>149781211
yeah i'm sure the kid who's too young to rent a car exhibited his CRAZY power gap over the kid who's also too young to rent a car

>>149781211
yeah here's the rest of the story:
17 year old girl agrees to entrap a guy for a video

>>149781004
Wincy is superior to me in almost every way.

>>149781228

dont' be so sure

>>149781234
in fact I'm sure he's wrong

>>149781088
Fucking niggers man

how the fuck did i roll a 1234 drunk on a sunday night but i can't win a single hand of blackjack

>>149781203
Lmao yes. You should meet some of the people I work with. Overpaid retards who’s only goal is to avoid doing any work at all and management that is completely oblivious to who actually knows what is going on.

>>149781194
They guard their stadium and ticket office from being robbed

>>149781234
>>149781235
I’m superior in my rinsing abilities!

>>149781237
are you making sure only to play anchor? if not, only play at tables with a smart anchor.

>>149781237
To win blackjack you need to play with a freshly fucked asshole

>>149781246

i hate playing anchor t.b.h.

>>149781227
You’re saying they’re crisis actors?

>>149781256
Anchor doesn’t mean shit it’s literal gambler schizo ramblings.

>>149781267

it means shit when the turboaddict three seats down starts yelling at you for not playing a hand exactly how he would

>>149781274
lol

>>149781274
Well yea that’s what I meant kek but those people are retards

>>149781274
he's yelling because he wants you to bust the dealer but you're trying to win

Every time I bust on a dealer they ask me to leave the casino :(

>>149781237
>roll a 1234
what does that mean

>>149781246
it doesn't matter anon. any seat can take an incorrect card and fuck you up

>>149781308
Newfags out of my genny

>>149781237
gambling is bad for you

>>149781210
they waited until 12-13 for phones. all of their friends had phones by 10

>>149781312
>fuck you up
there you go. that's the problem. selfish anchors

Mariners tho

Nu bread in a few

Please take me to pound town...please...

>>149781399
We need six new breads please

Gimme a half slabba nu tho

i read every single post in this thread
i learned nothing, it was not funny, it was not interesting, just mindless words scrolling by
and yet i have not read an actual book (fiction or non) since before covid
i gotta get off the internet
but how

>>149781430
it's called willpower nigga ever heard of it

>>149781430
Please fuck my ass

>>149781430
be gay

>>149781430
You know how

>>149781430
has anyone ever laughed at this

>>149781430
>Ctrl+F
>”Recker”
>0 matches
Honestly, that one’s on us.

>>149781439
no where do i download that?

>>149781430
sorry I was off today

Dax Kilby WILL convert to 38 lead us to 29 and 30. 28 this decade.

>>149781484
Xazed

>>149781484
Convert to 3B and lead us to*.

>>149781490
Diamondbackees lookin juicy this deadline outside of the nothing burger draft

>>149781497
This post is being quarantined until it can be further reviewed. Thanks for your cooperation in this matter.

>>149781510
Noted. I will pass along word to the Mindfucker who will channel the news up to the good Inspector.

He was incorrectly, and unjustly, classified as Cane’s.

Anthony freakin' Recker.
...'nuff said!

>>149780215
damn, you know when he was first blackballed from the league he was still good enough to play and you could have made the case that teams really were colluding to keep him out but since then he's been absolute shit house out of the league and teams wouldnt even want him even if he was gonna play for a dollar

>>149781562
Recker mindFUCKED Manoah..

>>149781570
...'nuff said!

>>149781550
The based and blessed detective.

>>149781565
doyers had buyer's remorse and were complicit in the whole thing

Mariners won that draft btw.

To me she’s royalty.

>>149781595
jerry MINDFUCKED perry

If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town

>>149781604
kek!

>>149781604
sneed

>jobber scott cost yama the win
what's tanners problem? he got the yips?

>>149781604
o kek!

>>149781604
>>149781609
>>149781622
>>149781610
kekini

>>149781602
Perry played himself. Nats aren't happy either.

Real psychogang hours! Houspie ain't gonna like this!

Fuck em and suck em laddy buck

^
all me

phone plus computer plus discord

The nuing hour approaches

>>149781645
What does discord do

that funky muncy

anyone know who's on the hill tomorrow

>>149781645
Yep. All one guy

(You)

>>149781670
But which guy?

>>149781669
the miz, I don't know if you've heard of him

>>149781645
What’s discord, precious? What’s discord?

love discord
the ultimate communication platform really

>>149781611
>head from a pitcher friendly Biomechanics labs under Ruben Niebla supervision to Mark prior TJ factory LA land


Hmmm yes, I see what's the problem is.

2hu just pwned LA

>>149781679
big kid. tall. plays for the brewers right

>>149779656 (OP)
There's no use flying to the moon if they won't believe
So why do I go wrong on repeat?
I was blinded by a memory
Like it's someone else, like it wasn't me
And there's every chance I'll be learning fast
And the day will come and then it will pass

2hu FUCKed the doyers!!

>>149781715
with love!

2hu just raped a doggie doo or two

>>149781430
We need to get rid of DH and the pitch clock desu

>>149781645
I'm never using zoomerventrillo.

2poo has been ejected.

>>149781727
isn't discord what Slack, Teams etc are based on?

what's so special about discord

>>149781727
For me it was teamspeak

2poo was gaped in the cool autumn of '24.

>>149781745
2hu literally raped your ass and everyone in here saw it happen

>>149781753
uhh, gay much?

>>149781753
Chop on, brutha!

Gay dodger homo already made his fat faggot thread btw

>>149781761
lol nu
nu
>>149781732
>>149781732
>>149781732

>>149781765
Early

>>149781771
you can keep posting here

nu
>>149781788
>>149781788
>>149781788

>>149781733
>>149781743
i just made skype calls to prank pizza joints... sorry

500.