Thread 149781732

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There's no use flying to the moon if they won't believe
So why do I go wrong on repeat?
I was blinded by a memory
Like it's someone else, like it wasn't me
And there's every chance I'll be learning fast
And the day will come and then it will pass

we need nu

but when is baseball tho

dodgers

maximum crunch

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We’re all in here btw
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Get in here!!
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first for doyers!

comfy bread

Let’s get a couple more nus going for sake keeping

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>>149781803
>poodrepacos actually believe this

>>149781788
We don't bite!!!

migrate!!
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let’s give this bread a chance!
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>>149781732 (OP)
Favorite ball player?

that funky muncy

>>149781844
Post that one o'er here!
>>149781788
We'd luv 2 have ya!!

>>149781848
oooooo is that an on time bread?? I love those!

Let’s all give this nu a chance
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>>149781844
probably max muncy

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>>149781857
imagine having a nu so pathetic you have to resort to shilling it in the actual nu

>>149781858
MUNCED

>>149781873
We'd enjoy your company :)
At nu, we're all family <3

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>>149781878
you trannies are so pathetic

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>>149781873
They're stealing our posts too.

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>1752119262081421.webm
>>149781881
>muncy_happey_ottermode_or_possibly_in_an_orbital_flight_suit.webm
These trannies are deadass copying the filenames KEK how shameless

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>>149781878
I think you should killyourself and give your family some relief

>>149781896
>1728711516014654.png
Another copied post verbatim why won't these trannies dilate

>>149781780
why did the M's fuck all over the tigods?

nu bread here!
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hot nu bread here!
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I'm giving this thread a chance. Not gonna post in the other one anymore. I was at one point a loyal poster there. Not anymore.

>>149781912
lets discuss it in the nu bread!!

Doyers

mariners

>>149781978
Come on over here sailor doyer!! We miss ya!
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favorite max muncy moments?

>>149782012
>madBUM

>>149782012
I like whenever the A's one does something and it confuses the doyarinos.

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>>149782113
that funky muncy

gn

>>149782143
gn

>>149782012
game 162 broken arm
fat xhunky

lol

>>149782387
sandlot night at my place!

sandlot? for me it's sandlotr

my favorite scene is when he goes FOR-EV-ER lol

Highly recommended-pi

"Flat-chested girl challenges men in swimsuits. At the prefectural pool, a big-dick man finds out she's a girl and cums inside her... it was the worst-pi!"

NHDTC-082

nhdtc082

gm

dodgers

other nu is a fraud thread

We’re over here btw
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All aboard
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>>149786540
that's a schizo thread.

>>149786540
shan't be posting in a fraudulent schizo genny. also check the post times.

This is the schizo thread, fucking pacoschizo made five early Muncy threads in a row
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>>149786643
165 posts from one schizo. pathetic thread.

how to get big jiggly titty negress gf?

sandlot is the best baseball movie, change my mind

>>149781800
what's with all the faggy gifs in that thread?

>>149786862
it's a thread for trannies

Doyerpacos seething kek

>>149786714
Step 1: be an average looking suburban white guy and show minimal interest
That's it, that's the only step. Now get out there anon.

>>149786979
but where do I find blacks outside of the ghetto?

one that looks like this

>>149786862
imagine having all those saved lol

we shall let the NPB/MLB standings poster decide nu

NPB Result

or Winky

>>149787238
NPB standings
>>149787234
The timing! lol

>>149787261
MLB American

>>149787287
MLB National

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>>149787056
That's not a ghetto black girl (septum piercing, probably listens to emo and loves white guys). Ghetto girls are by and large not that into white guys, it's the suburban ones that grew up around white folk that you're looking for.
Unironically kpop concerts is a decent place to look into. Decent chunk of nerdy suburban black girls are into kpop. Emo shows are also a decent place but there are a bit more rare there. Just go out and do things your into and eventually you will find what your looking for.

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>>149787313
schizo tranny BTFO!!

>>149787287
tiggies are the only team >.600 now

>>149787317
problem is I'd be competing with every other white chad with an ebony queen fetish.

Late night fun thread here
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Seething newfag schizo thread here
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>>149781732 (OP)
Choose wisely

>>149787390
fuck off tranny

>>149787363
Both Tigers teams (MLB & NPB) and the Fighters are .600
Good times my Tiggers

>>149787390
>late night schizo thread
I'll pass, thanks.

>>149787408
We don’t bite
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>>149787385
do your best golden retriever impression and bee yourself

>it’s another early doggie doo seethe thread full of coomer bait and desperate loser dating advice
oh yea this is much better than the late night thread

remaining strength of schedule

but when is baseball tho

>>149787313
my doggie doos

>>149787658
Why is baseball?

the muncy streak is dead. schizo tranny won.

>>149788062
only Winky can save us

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>>149787313
those last 10 games for each team
baseball so random xDddd lulz
THESE GUYS NEED THE BREAK LAWL
joke

ASG starting lineups

>>149789236
twitter fags are seething that acuna is not batting lead off in his home park

>>149789236
i don't know any of these guys

>>149790220
I've know 5 of them

>>149789236
AL is gonna gape da NL

pitching is a serious issue in all star games. no team wants their pitcher in these fuckin things. should make it t-ball. or softball, and bring in female softball pitchers to throw.

>>149790326
on paper they're both strong lineups. I'm NL so I don't follow AL as closely but a few of our guys, particularly Freddie, are slumping right now, so we'll see.

baseball

>>149787056
that's lil uzi vert

>>149790368
how about just stop having it all together

>>149787700
I agree

Buxton getting absolutely GAPED

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>>149786714
bros, i like boobs.

>Jazz
LMFAO

We are all in here

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>>149794298
I'm not in there

This thread had been CLAIMED for the dump king.

NL wins tomorrow

thinking about livvie dunn ASS HOLE rn.

>>149794298
schizo tranny

Rooker got cheated

>>149795146
rooker is weak

>>149795083
nah

baybaw

>>149795146
Shoulda hit that ball one inch farther. Sucks to suck.

>>149789236
is it just me or is the NL lineup insanely better?

Wow this thread sucks. Let’s get through this one asap please.

the faggotners finally won something

>>149787628
>White Sox 3rd
>And they will be trading away any decent players they can in the coming weeks

GM and cuppaposters, we're eating

his brother is cheesin so hard kek he's loving every moment of this

>>149795210
yes and everyone will ask how they lost

A new Seattle Mariners star emerges

>>149795232
Give that kid the car.

>>149789236
(You) voted for Javier Baez over Ceddanne Rafaela? what the sigma?

>>149795232
Jerry needs to give this kid a contract.

Glad Cal Won he deserved it
>Jizz Jizzum
KEK!

>>149795226
how old is that kid? he looks 14 and he's at least 6'3

>>149795232
fuckin lmao kid saw his one opportunity and took it

>>149795146
Weight room

Heh

>”I always wanted to be like him”
Is there anything better than brotherhood, spee? :’)

>>149795146
Skill issue.

>>149795250
15

Cal is about to get walked more than Bonds in the second half.

>>149795210
you're just a doyerfag who doesn't know any Tigers players or who Jacob Wilson is

I don’t know much about baseball, why wasn’t that aaron judge guy there?

junior caminero hitting 44 at 22 years old is impressive

reminds me of vladdy g jr

>>149795257
Mariners secret ace Miles Mastrobuoni.

>>149795271
He's a juicer and likes to keep a low profile about it

>>149795271
because he (actually) said that he wouldn't compete unless it was at yankee stadium with their short porches

>>149787317
>Just go out and do things your into and eventually you will find what your looking for.

this is the best advice, and ironically the hardest to actually take

>>149781732 (OP)
max muncy would have eaten these faggots alive tonight. you're telling me the winner didn't hit 20 in a single round? that's pathetic

>>149795241
Judge is a coward
Ohtani is a coward
Suarez is a coward
Schwarber is a coward
Crow-Armstrong is a coward

bookmakers have NL favored to win

>>149795292
PCA is not in the race

Jazz is not worried

>>149795295
For Ohtani cazzies

how can you not like ohtani

>>149795250
15, but his birthday is soon and wants a car

>>149795303
holy cope

>>149795303
kwab

>>149795226
that kid will go pro too

>>149795308
what's his favorite anime? what's his waifu 9x9?

>>149781845
Same guy?

>>149795258
I'll try to remember his name. Future Red Sox legend.

Mariner seethe is glorious.

How about you drop the torpedo bat and fall back into irrelevancy. Judge would have 43 HRs at this point if he wasn't IBB.

>>149795308
Most people just hate the fags who slobber him and don’t know ball, like the gay Swede.

>>149795325
>Mariner seethe
What? Mariners won today bud
Your guy hit 3 home runs lol

>all the Cal jerseys are sold out online
Fuck

>>149795303
embarrassing stank

No offensive to the Raleigh family, but Cal, his brother and father all have what I could only describe as the "1970s factory phenotype"

>>149795325
Shut your gay ass mouth up. The Mariners have owned your asses since their inception

>>149795344
Charity trophy, charity bat, charity pitcher, charity inch looool

>>149795346
>not owning an embroidery machine in the current year
NGMI

>>149795317
this kid too

>>149795352(me)
*1970s factory worker*

>>149795359
I'm sorry your rival has 3 world series to your 1 over the last 20 years. That's gotta hurt

>>149795346
You could always buy a M*strobuoni one

>>149795352
You fucking spaghetti armed babby, learn your place among men

>>149795325
>Yankees seething about the Mariners
You might wanna focus on the gong show Red Sox breathing down your neck for second place in the division. Seriously, how did you retards let Toronto take the lead?

>>149795320
He likes Major, Slam Dunk, and JJK.

>>149795370
Your rival has like 3 while you have none in the last 10 lmao

no cubkekees until friday REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149795352
those are the men who built america before jews took over and turned it into a multicultural usurious shithole

>>149795375
Swept while your goat went 2 for 17 kek!

>>149795320
His favorite manga is One Piece

personally, i'm taking the national league to win

>>149795364
what a fucking idiot lol

HECKIN HOMERUN DERBERINO!

>>149795389
>losing to the Canadian team

>>149795364
Unfathomably based.

>>149795408
I:
Look like this.
Dance like this.
Say this.

You had multiple ten game leads blown to Houston WHILE in a Mickey Mouse division with the Homeless A’s and Poverty Dodgers>>149795410

>>149795408
It was pretty bad this year. I only started caring when the mush mouth guy kept blabbering about a dominican dynasty. Alonso should do it every year

im the home run derby champ
say it im the champ
im the home run derby champ
he got 1
I got 2
watcha say
watcha say
im the man
oh yea oh yea

>>149795402
the fuck is 17 o clock

>>149794298
There was a game thread this whole time?!

>>149795418
that is 5pm, anon, don't tell me you never learned the 24 hour clock

>>149795418
it's seventeen-hundred

NL is gonna set exposed so hard tomorrow

>>149795408
this is me rn (at this very moment)

>>149795418
did oklahoma finally get on the internet?

>>149795418
Military time. 5 pm CDT

>>149795408
sandlot

>>149794298
what the fuck?

>>149795425
I wonder who the captain of Team USA is.

>>149795435
neither can I

>>149795434
Probably Judge because >muh yanks

>>149795430
SMALLS AND SANDLOTPILLED!

>>149795434
I know who's in charge of team mexico.

>>149795435
>pretending
He's doing it for the Japanese audience bro

Legit just woke my dog up from laughing so hard at the NL lineup. Having Tucker bat 7th is so fucking funny to me. I’m legit laughing so hard. So fucking funny. I would hate for something bad to happen to Davey Martinez or is family lol. I would hate it

>>149795429
So do they let soldiers get together to watch the all-star game? is that a thing

>>149795441
Munoz?

>>149795441
Isaac Paredes? He's the best Mexican in the mlb

The AL is winning tomorrow, no ifs about it.

>>149795383
>/our/ rival
we don't have a rival

>>149795452
Using military time is great for us folx that are fortunate to travel a lot

>>149795415
Do you really want to bring up fucking Houston as a Yankees fag?

>>149795439
lol

>>149795458
True, that would imply competition. Marincucks stand no chance against most teams in the league.

>>149795463
27 rings you cheating fucks!

>>149795457
I mean Davey Martinez is throwing so yeah probably

Niggas got they feeling hurt literally arguing over the home run derby results unc ong this shit trash

>>149795457
The NL team is better and they'll still find a way to lose

>>149795457
This post has been dump checked by real AL patriots: True

9 game World Series, yay or nay?
https://youtu.be/HqB4Dx1qEsw

>>149795463
>living vicariously through your masters
Swept btw

Oh wait Dave Roberts is managing

>>149795402
>-119 both ways
never use that book again

>>149795482
either team could win, really

>>149795481
Oh yeah the NL is definitely losing

never seen someone so revved over the home run derby lmao. bruh had money on Jazz

>>149795456
Didn’t know he was an AS this year

I think it's cool that guys like Ken Griffey still go to the all star game and talk to players. I like it when players love the game and act as stewards for it

>>149795497
gambling is bad for you

>>149795456
grim. Mexico has a population of like 80 million, they gotta start producing better players

>>149795502
I think he's there as a credentialed photographer. He took this photo.

>>149795479
So what's the cope gonna be when the Red Sox pass you? At least we're better than the Rockies?

>>149795510
You're right he is I forgot that. I still count that

>>149795502
https://x.com/JeffEisenband/status/1911905024587792610

>>149795497
Jazz is injured; this isn't about his performance. It's about the nonsensical posts by Mariners fans regarding the Yankees.

>>149795521
anon please calm down it's just the home run derby. no need to get so upset!

Draft is over so theoretically trades can pick up. not holding my breath there's too many teams that are in denial about being buyers

Jazz won. He won the game of life.

>>149795528
Poor attempt at gaslighting. In summary, the mariners are incompetent. Please focus on addressing your organizational failures instead.

/mlb/ is on notice.

>>149795489
you're paying an extra 8% juice

>>149795552
not that anon but what would be fair odds, -110 for both? I don't gamble

>>149795551
and yet I'm going to go get domino's right now and not overrated mid tendies

>>149795551
Cane's is so fucking mid man.

>>149795475
Sorry Msbros…

>>149795520
Elite sports photographer. He's one of the few retired GOATs that actually did something cool in retirement.

>>149795545
Well that's just disingenuous anon. Mariners finally made the playoffs a couple years ago and have barely missed the last couple seasons. They've been unquestionably a top half team the last 5 seasons with a dogshit offense from 2021-24

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>>149795562
Scared
Fearful
Shook

>>149795566
I think Randy Johnson (ancientfag player) does photography at a high level/professionally as well.

>>149795558
Yes, -110 is standard for a coin flip bet like the All Star game or any NFL point spread bet
>>149795566
Randy Johnson is also a credentialed photographer

>>149795573
He does insane wildlife photos, I follow him on normiegram

>>149795564
*mwah*

>Yankeefags can’t keep memeners out of their mouths
If /sp/ existed in the 90s it’d be post after post of “big brother” yankee fans going ape because “little brother” mariners are getting really close to poking them in the eye.

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>>149795579
Forgot pic

>>149795573
Yeah he travels around with bands and goes to music festivals. I think he even did it in his playing days

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>>149795590
it's really cool seeing a former athlete succeed after sports. too many of them blow their fortunes and die young

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>>149795593
That's so sick good for him. What a life

>>149795571
That’s great! But, from my perspective, when I entered the thread, there were about 15 posts criticizing Jazz and the Yankees while placing Cal on a pedestal. You don’t need to bring down others to highlight your own achievements. Let’s move on from this, though. Enjoy the trophy!

I wonder if the skills required to be a professional baseball player lend themselves to photography. Eye sight and timing

>>149795571
never would of guessed seattle had a top 10 record in this period

>>149795552
here's my other book

>be stank33s
>3 home runs in the derby
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149795609
they do. an appetite for preparation, waiting around, and millions in spare cash don't hurt either

>>149795613
much better

>>149782015
What's he crying about? Didn't look like Muncy did anything disrespectful

>>149795608
jizz sucked and is coping hard lol

>>149795608
most people have hated the yanks longer than they've loved cal. just the facts.

>>149795566
Barry Bonds(a true goat) can ride a bicycle from NYC to Peru. Better than pointing a camera

>>149795608
>criticizing jazz while placing cal on a pedestal
yes anon that's what happens when one guy has a historic power hitting first half then wins the home run derby, while the other guy hits 3 home runs in the derby lol

>>149795630
le roidmonkey is...le good athlete?

Tonight cements /mlb/ will go full contrarian and pretend they hate Cal Raleigh the rest of this year

>>149795624
>3 All-Stars

>>149795627
just good old feeling like getting in a fight

>>149795647
Yankees have 3 all stars? That's cool, /our/ guys have 4

>>149795645
I don't think he'll take MVP from judge but I wanna see if he'll get to 70

SNEKS

>>149795608
This response might be too gay for r/yankees…

>>149795627
madbum was shit by this point in his career and lashing out cuz his days were numbered

>>149795653
I doubt it. He catches 140+ games a year. Too much wear and tear. He'll end up around 52-55, fall just shy of Junior's Mariners record of 56

I think this image triggered the nons

>>149795655
Full kit wankers!

>>149781732 (OP)
Script just dropped

>>149795682
I've been a sports nut Mariners fan my whole life and this would be the best sporting thing I've ever witnessed. Better than the Seahawks super bowl easily

>>149795682
It’s gonna be Metsiners (Mets in 7 games with game 7 going 35 innings so only the deserving faithful remain).

I’m like 1/5 on willing my team to trade for a player. Anyone have any tips to shape reality?

>>149795682
>finally beat the Tigers in the postseason
>just to lose to the Memeiners on their 90s revenge tour
The city would implode.

>>149795692
please no

>>149795682
I could live to be 500 and I’d never see a Mariners Dodgers World Series

>>149795698
>6:22

>>149795682
You’re not allowed to make playoff predictions yet. I’m giving you a one time pass because you’re foreign but my eye is on you.

>>149795705
Mariners first and only home playoff game in 21 years and they fail to score a run in 18 innings

>>149787056
septum piercings are vile and a dead giveaway a girl has mental health issues

I honestly refuse to believe Cal will send the Mariners to their first World Series appearance. Not even Griffey saved them.

>>149795722
Not really. All body modification shit has gotten so passe

>>149795723
Pitching obviously is massive in October but they just can’t score enough runs

>>149795725
i've met many women with septum piercings and not a single one was well adjusted

>>149795725
>All body modification shit has gotten so passe
Just like all the shitty doodle tats. Get real, retards LOL

>>149795729
They just raped the tigers this week though. Idk I’m still high on the mariners. They can sneak into a WC spot easily if not outright unseat the asstros.

>>149795729
2025 Mariners aren't a typical Mariners team. Pitching has been mid, offense is above average.

>>149795686
After Seattle wins the World Series, MLB announces the Vancouver Sharks and the Portland Green Sox as expansion teams
Are also added: Buffalo Blue Sox and the Indiana Yellow Sox
#PlayBall!

>>149795674
The Dominicans really wanted to win it

>>149795729
Seattle has the 8th most runs scored despite playing half their games in the hardest stadium to score runs

>>149795729
Mariners pitching has been hurt and inconsistent. Woo has literally been the only starter whose been on the money and that bullpen is not the same one from 2022. Julio's having a better season than what most fans think, but its also not enough to get them over the hump and he is really streaky at the plate. If Cal, Randy, or Julio go down in the second half to injury, they are fucked. Their ownership may have actively fucked their window by not spending over the last 2 seasons. But hey, could be worse. At least the have the best prospect pool in baseball and Julio/Cal under long term deals.

>>149795748
>no new southern teams
Absolutely based.

>>149795764
Julio redeemed himself the last week before the break. Even when he got out, he was usually hitting the ball hard. He's going to have a big 2nd half to make up for Cal fading a bit

>>149795769
>new southern teams
No, no, he forgot about the Nashville Griddlecakes

>>149795761
8th most? Lol. They’ll be lucky to make the playoffs. Houston Detroit Toronto and NYC are all miles ahead of them if they should be lucky enough to sneak into a wild card spot.

>>149795781
I'd try to explain park factors to you, but it would be a waste of time

>>149795682
nah it's gonna be a 2018 repeat with Dodgers winning it at home in 6.

>>149795783
So their pitching is actually dogshit? Good to know

Mariners fans enjoy your home run derby trophy, it will be the only thing you get to celebrate all year. but when you start talking about them winning the World Series the baseball world can’t help but laugh

>>149795722
don't care, I need an alt ebony queen

The Mariners would have like 15 more wins if it weren’t for the stupid marine layer. Fucking simpletons I swear

>>149795810
can confirm, they're fun at least once

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>>149795817
Obsessed

>>149795682
They will find a way to finish 2 games out and Dipoto will say we won 54% of games so it's fine

>>149795830
the AL is terrible. Seattle is a wildcard team unless they have more pitching injuries

fucking marine layer. We’d be ahead of Houston if it weren’t for the damp air

>>149795645
it has already begun lol

What are your thoughts on Recker during this All-Star break?

Cal Raleigh

>>149795868
Spiritual predecessor to Raleigh: we love em both.

>>149795873
Fat and trashy looking.

Dumper haterbros...

The Mariners really want me to buy a Switch 2, should I? What is it?

NEED Cal to hit 10 more homers in July so there's a real chance at 73 and /mlb/ seethes every single day for 2 months

>>149795748
WE NEED MORE COLOR SOXS

>>149795682
Methinks Cubs Tigers or Cubs Red Sox. After Cubs trade for Joe Ryan and Johan Duran of course

>>149795895
https://www.amazon.com/MADSABRE-Collection-Tactical-Survival-Multifunctional/dp/B09NLZC19K

>>149795902
There is this thing called regression...

>>149795818
I disappoint my family and wife one

>>149795904
Portland Rainbow Sox

>>149795850
I think you're confusing seething with people laughing at the idea of them winning the World Series lol. I could explain seething to you but it would be a waste of time

>>149795906
idk detroit seems like a regular season team. every year there's a 1-2 seed that loses in the divisional round

lmao @ (you) still mad you don't understand park factors

>>149795793
they have no response for this btw

>>149795934
>>149795764

let's keep it alt ebony girls related, people

Wow the Mariners are 24th in adjusted earned run average? and people are talking about them winning the world series? kek

>>149795902
Lmao I like the big dumpah but this ain't happening. Sorry bud.

yankees fans are just annoyed that they are boring and bad television this year, nobody cares

>>149795939
What do black girls that look like this smell like?

>>149795940
Logan and Kirby and Miller have all missed a bunch of starts. Kirby hasn't been very good. When they figure it out and Julio has his annual 2nd half surge you are all SO FUCKED

Mariners unironically make the ALCS. Cap this. Save it. Cope and seethe in 90 days.

>>149795940
I think it's just one retard high off of the Home Run Derby trophy, the only thing a Mariner has ever won lol

>>149795940
NTA but the Mariners just bootyblasted the best team in baseball on the road

>>149795912
i will warn you, most of the visually hot ones are either unbearable or have an obnoxiously persistent smoking/drug habit

>>149795949
you are not a mariners fan but i appreciate you.nothing youre saying will come ture.

This level of seethe over the home run derby can’t be healthy. Just sayin’.
t. Metropolitans Caesar

>>149795949
>Logan and Kirby and Miller have all missed a bunch of starts. Kirby hasn't been very good.
literally WHO

>>149795968
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big dumper is based but are we really going to pretend the Mariners are World Series favorites because of the Home Run Derby? cmon now

>>149795959
I am a Mariners fan. Been a Mariners fan my entire life.

>>149795888
how much hard carrying does that grand slam stat do? because he has no control over the base runners reaching ahead of him.

>>149795977
No one is saying Seattle is a favorite besides the favorite team of /mlb/

>>149795977
Not even a little bit but this level of hate is a bit silly. The flags are a falsin’ methinks.

>>149795945
They have been since the last ring in 2009

so wait why is the mlb having actual diamond encrusted pendants made for this shit is it because of the brown skin tribes, i read that that abomination was worth 300,000 dollars, WHY.

>>149795988
It's just revved yankees fans who owe their bookie $500 because Jazz hit more ground balls than homers lol

>>149795991
When was the Blue Jays or Mariners

>>149795980
alright then, how many WS have the mariners won? only real ones know this.

Look the Mariners are a fun team but cmon, are we sure they're even going to make the playoffs?

>>149795996
Jays was 92. Mariners was never.

>>149795987
Gigabased.

This is the year that the mariners win the WBC

Do you guys care about record vs >.500 teams? I go back and forth based on how my team does against >.500 teams

>>149796011
>trans fagcisco

>>149795948
cocoa butter

good night mariners nation :)

mariners have no nation
have a bad night

>>149796014
overrated stat. every win counts the same in baseball. i'd put more weight into that for NFL since schedulebabbies get exposed in the playoffs

Mariners fan here. When do World Series tickets go on sale? I just got a bonus at work

>>149796031
>veneco

>>149795912
The goth make up is so cringe and try hard but imagine fucking walking into a bodega and propping your phone on a shelf to do whatever the fuck this shit is. I need to move to an isolated cabin in the woods immediately.

>>149796014
doesnt matter that much

run differential is way more important

>>149795922
They need an impact lefty bat off the bench

>once again /mlb/ is seething because the mariners have great fan support despite never being good
lmao the fairweather mind of the /mlb/ anon cannot fathom sticking with a single team through thick and thin

>>149796040
zoomers and gen alpha's entire lives revolve around social media attention and validation

>>149796031
you're posting in it. /mlb/ = /MarinersLoversBoard/

>>149796046
As evidenced by Dodger fans vanishing during the losing streak

Mariners!

>>149796046
This continues to be one of the most accurate images ever posted here.

>>149796046
That’s not true…

>>149796046
I literally started watching my team (Cubs) in 2014, these loomers or noobers or zoomers or whatever the crap you call them have no loyalty. They abandon their teams over nothing

>>149796070
lol haven't seen this one in a while

>>149796002
The Mariners have won every world series they've been in.

>>149796069
That trident logo accurately represents the team's decline

The Mariners have never lost a World Series!

The Mariners have never lost a World Series.

>>149796079
i have an ex who teaches middle school. she told me kids wear jerseys of whoever the defending champ is lol. they have loyalty to players, not teams

What would be the best way to look up and rank every team by who averages the most runs against starting pitchers, who averages the most runs against bullpens, etc.? Are these already tracked?

>>149796092
Yeah but it's the same for adults of every age. They're called casuals. Plenty of kids who are dedicated to their hometown team or whatever. If you're raising your kid right by the time they can walk they already know their way around the ballpark.

>>149796082
youre right, my apologies for doubting you

>>149796102
I knew a kid like 2000-2003 who was a huge Yankees fan until the Red Sox won, then he became a Sox fan. He's the only one I've ever seen bandwagon like that

>>149796102
not that anon but II think it's something different than casuals, I think they literally just root for individual players
>Plenty of kids who are dedicated to their hometown team or whatever. If you're raising your kid right by the time they can walk they already know their way around the ballpark.
I agree w/ this tho

Dave Roberts told me that the plan for Clayton Kershaw tomorrow is that he's going to pitch the second inning:

"Kersh is going to pitch the second inning, and I'm going to give him two hitters, and then I think we're going to get Adam from the Padres."

>>149796120
It would be funny if they did all this and Kershaw didn't retire

>>149796091
the dodgers have never lost a world series in this decade

>>149796112
It's why zoomers love the NBA. They can follow players as they chase rings and don't have to sit through 10-year rebuilds when their team sucks.

>>149796126
It does feel like an NBA specific thing

>>149796112
i've seen tons of kids in my PNW town with messi argentina & miami shirts

>>149796133
NBA is far more player-dominated than any other sport. Plus 90% of them are social media drama queens. Zoomies love that shit

>>149796126
>don't have to sit through 10-year rebuilds when their team sucks.
Back in my day they called this "character building" and they said it'd be "so much sweeter when X finally happens".

there's going to be an automated pitch zone in the all star game

>>149796161
Forgive them father, for they know not what they do.

>>149796161
I can't wait

>>149796161
no, it's just going to be the challenge system from spring training. It's coming to the bigs in '26

>>149796161
good, trumpires need to go

>>149796161
have we not all learned that OVERALL the umpies aren't that bad outside of a handful of isolated incidents or specific umps? when you're talking about 95%+ accuracy over a season that isn't that bad why bother removing the human element? the same people who want the ABS will clamor on about a ghost runner or the shift ban.

I wonder how it adjusts based on stances and hitters heights

>“Yeah, that’s interesting,” Rooker said. “Last I knew, we were both at 471, because that’s obviously the number they put up there. Maybe if they go to the decimal point, they should display that during the Derby and not wait until everyone’s done to bring out that information. That might be helpful.”

KWAB

>>149796178
I wouldn't call allowing 2 challenges a game "removing the human element", in fact that seems a bit histrionic

>>149796180
Based on a percentage of your height starting and ending at specific points on the batters body.

https://x.com/MLB/status/1944957459082195391
pretty cute desu

>>149796121
It's not about him retiring right away. It's about celebrating him now while he's got some gas in the tank and just bagged 3K

>>149796188
Is it loaded up before they hit or does it track certain points. Batters the same height also have different strike zones based on how much they hunch over or squat

>>149796196
it's insane how much more SOVL seattle has than every other franchise

>>149796185
when the full implementation happens the umps will only be relaying the calls from the ABS, they won't make any calls themself. they'll serve a almost useless purpose of physically announcing the calls made by a computer which could be replaced with a speaker, all other elements of their job can be replaced by a camera if we're not going to have them actually determining strikes and balls as opposed to announcing them from an earpiece connected to a computer then what is the point? they're just there for plays at the plate? just use video replay at that point. this won't happen because of the umpire union so they'll continue to be paid what they are to do less of their job.

>>149796204
Oh I didn't know that they were fully switching to abs, I thought they were just allowing 1 or 2 challenges a game. Fully automated would be gay and whatever the opposite of kino is

Compare and contrast Recker’s and Cal Raleigh’s buttocks.

A long run for Blanco........

>>149796196
Why do I hear a subliminal prayer to Satan here??

>>149796197
Wow that's kind of pathetic to me, but on brand for Dave Roberts. I feel like the all star game should be celebrating the best in the game. It's not a hall of fame induction

>>149796180
it does adjust itself based on batter. The new strikezone is smaller and shorter, but any ball that barely crosses the plane is a strike. It's not entirely automatic because the umpire is still making every call, the calls are just challengeable now.
>>149796204
they're not switching to full automatic. They tried that in the minors and they realized it would be bad for the game.

>>149796217
Cal's are a fraction of an inch bigger.

>>149796238
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>149796236
I've read that some players are hesitant to go to the challenge system because they know umpies are better at determining balls and strikes than players. I think it's gonna be a lot like the pitch clock. People will piss and shit themselves about it for a couple weeks and then it'll fade into the background

HEY UMPIES! 18 HOURS UNTIL YOU DIE!

Its not manipulating a strike zones if someone's natural way of hitter is to be squatted down to gain power but now everyone seems to have the same stance's so it doesn't matter that much anymore and with this system it would be stupid to not hit upright if the zone is already set

>>149796247
yeah they don't wanna look foolish by challenging calls and getting it wrong. But it adds more to the game than it takes away imo

>>149796247
pitch clock still bothers me because the violations are still in the hundreds every year and it affects scoring. the right cutoff for the time on a pitch clock should be long enough where it naturally has a lot fewer violations than that.

>>149796263
what if instead of the clock resetting the time got added to whatever was left, so that later in an AB there's more and more time

>>149796262
Yeah, other than adding some length to game time I'm not really sure what it would take away from the game. Umps are right like 95% of the time, it's just for when they screw up which is rare

>>149796201
it's measured in spring training or triple a for call ups

>>149796284
idk what the right solution would be or even if there is one that would be worth trying. and I'm aware that there are countless at-bats in a year and hundreds of violations must in reality be a drop in the bucket. it's just so jarring to witness when they happen that it seems forced I guess. most of the pitchers currently playing never grew up or went through the minors with a pitch clock.

>>149796306
Umps are more accurate than they're given credit for. But some of the missed calls they've had lately are downright horrific

>>149795694
I called my local sports radio station with a proposal and after I got through it and got hung up on, he commented "yeah, that's not bad, but... yeah that's not bad," so I think I made a positive impact on >my team's chances this deadline

damn I got the J Rod Jersey but it should have been Raleigh

What a great week!
>>149796025
gn

>>149796399
Erm why do his pants look like that if all he did was swing a bat

>>149796403
The losers pop the worst performer in the mouth and then he gives the winner a derbyjob.

>>149796223
>He thinks Dave Roberts decides the All-Star roster

>>149796306
Its the human element every umpire calls it differently and probably from inning to inning

>>149796223
Pretty funny the NL has all these great pitchers and they're going to Kershaw after Skenes lol. Maybe this is Dave's way of apologizing for all those times he trusted Kershaw in the playoffs and Kersh pissed down his leg like a scared dog

Feeling out the strike zone is over everyone is going to know balls and strikes

its probably beneficial overall to take the human element out of it and just have a machine calling it

>>149796426
He decides who pitches doesn’t he?

I'm going to miss masterpiece frame jobs

NOT MY UMPIES THIS IS LITERALLY 1984

>>149796120
This is such an unflattering angle lmao. He is so ugly

>>149796494
Rage against the dying of the light!!

I wonder if wind ups and arm angles throw some umpires off or if they just focus on an area

Now pitchers can find ways to better hide the pitches and manipulating hitters without worrying about strike calls

I just dropped a massive slimy Pirates that took 3 flushes

>>149796466
He decides the lineup, but Manfred put him on the roster. Giving him two outs seems right for the oldest arm at the event.

it's only the illusion of a fair system, there's no escape

What video game or anime world would have a fun Baseball League?

>>149796642
Lune to the blazies

>>149796642
Tekken

>>149796642
bionic commando

Skinny white girls with big naturals

>>149796828
Too bad they took Trump’s safe and effective vaccine.

>Ohtani joking about his HBP with Robert Suarez
Ohtani loves the Padres

We all LOVE THE PADRES!!

HEYYO MA MA MA
(Dee-doo-dee-din-nay-ya)
HEYYO MA MA MA
HEEEEYYYY-EEEYYYYAAAAAHHHHH
Life in a northern town
HEY MA MA MA MA

>>149796906
hello 1985 music fren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsHiG-43Fzg

>Home run derby
>only hit 3 home runs
do stankees really?

I may nuked my room with diatomaceous earth, whatever it's doign, I'm seeing alot of dead bastard on my bed. Even on thr floor. Found some survivors but I'm pretty sure they'll die once I apply more of that miracle stuff. Die die die, also Chadres baseball is on rest. I wonder if El paso anon brought fleas....

>>149796642
sailor moon

I need it deep

HEY UMPIES! 15 HOURS UNTIL YOU DIE!

>>149796958
good taste anon
>red sux kek

>>149797030
So deep I put your ass to sleep.

>>149796967
What in the fuck…

Okokok wait wait wait ready?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

>>149797060
Ancient earth fossilized powder that kills exoskelleton critters and doyers cockroach naturally.

Ngh

good morning gays!

>Cal won by 1in allegedly, in the tie-breaker
>Rooker shorted 2 pitches after staff said he could take 2 pitches to practice. Ended up throwing 38 with 5s left, so enough time for at least 1 more hit with potentially 2.
They tainted what was otherwise an okay event

Anyone here a Rockies fan?
Do you know anyone who's killed themselves yet?

>>149797385
A lot of them seem like they're multi-team fans, can't blame them either lol

Gah ...ngh ...

Hng

>“I came here with one goal,” Jansen said. “To try to help turn this organization into a successful organization. I believe Mike Trout should play (in the postseason). He deserves that. If some days you feel like you don’t want to do it for yourself, do it for Mike, do it for the others. Do it for the fans.”
>“My mission,” he added, “is the Angels.”
holy based

gm

greinke on the grid!

>>149797916
gm

Nus in a fus

>>149798245
>>149798245
>>149798245
Made it early and we are all just gonna have to live with that

500

501

Good morning Mariners nati- EW A BUG!