Thread 149784309

Last day of the third test @ Lord's

scores at lunch:
ENGLAND 387. & 192.
v INDIA 387. & 112/8.
India need 81 runs to win with 2 wickets remaining.

Good Afternoon Gentleman,
what the hell has gone on here then. I was totally expecting England to lose this one badly

>>149784323
poolapse

YFO

*explodes in a fit of rage*

shook

can't wait for that aussperg to start on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC6yagM9nPw

I do not understand India

>>149784323
mindgames

india never recovered

fucking rattled

>>149784346
I am a high performance /cric/ poster. Frankly with the level I'm at I simply don't want to waste a post which might get missed as we move on to a new /cric/ or even match thread (matchie).

Please note this is NOT for me. I do this for /cric/ readers

>>149784360
;)

Still reckon England could lose this, it really isn't beyond them.

Jofra is a Norwood 3

not sure why a certain person (on 2 different flags I notice..) is so obsessed with mcgregor's penis

The lunch

>Indian start posting
>posting pics of white cock

>>149784374
we can always just lose the series 3-2

india fucked it by bowling 2 short on day 1 I reckon
It was seaming fuckloads but not carrying and they went for edges when it's a bowled and LBW pitch

Why not start with Stokes and Archer?

1st session ended with the wicket during Woakes over.

>>149784380
>in the office on a monday
lol

>>149784380
Grim

so what are the chances that Siraj comes in and bats out the winning runs?

>>149784404
90% and closing.

honestly the thing Test Cricket really *needs* is India losing their 10th wicket with the scores tied

Send Jadeja your energy

First time watching Archer since he heemed Smith.
wtf happened to him? He looks like a medium pacer now.

>>149784435
Slavemaster General The Coward Joseph Root

>>149784435
really inconsistent, at times Stokes bowls faster lol

>>149784435
spent a few years injured with his spine snapped in half (thanks to Joe Root).

India are losing to win. They know England can’t bowl out the tail

not sure Jadeja bowling singles to put Bumrah back into bat is a good idea

get this chucking monkey out

>>149784452
Did having to bowl six (6) consecutive overs really break his spine?

Long bowling spells are an integral part of the systemic undervaluing of Black bodies and we need to talk about it

GOON! GOONING! GET THAT CUM OUT OF YOU!

we were really missing these 83 mph spells from archer

fundamentally no way England are winning this, may as well move on to the next test

95mph on the stumps. Try and hit that you cunt.

once again a Fosters advert insists that Australians really do drink that stuff.

>>149784435
he got rushed back into the team, he's not match fit.

Uhhh bongbros? Getting a bit close for comfort no?

Thinking this will revive test cricket in India when Bumrah ends up chasing this down.

It's over we've bottled it we have no hopes with winning the Burns-Kuldeep now

>>149784538
Broken by Stokes.

England will just scrape a victory here, then India will win the 4th Test suspiciously easily meaning the 5th Test actually has meaning

England have lost the Bumrah-Carse trophy

>>149784588
Uh, wouldn't it be better going into the last test with the series tied rather than England behind?

works calling

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

>>149784603
you wot m8?

Carse-Deep trophy really slipping through England's fingers here

I wish

Bashit gets tailenders out so bowl hi… Oh wait!

reckon england could do with a couple of quick wickets here

OUT
FUCK OFF
YOU'RE BOWLED

Give Root a bowl

>>149784622
My bad, thought the first test was a draw and India won the second.

The purest wicket is when the bowler catches it

get woakes off
root on

>>149784661
Purest wicket is where you bowl them retard

wtf was that

Why wasn't' that a no-ball? That was a mile over his waist.

>>149784661
>Clean Bowled
>LBW
>Caught and Bowled
the perfect "I don't need teammates" hattrick

new to the game
are you allowed to just launch it at people then

welp this one's all over. well done India. might as well migrate in here now lads:
>>149759755
>>149759755
>>149759755

>>149784661
The purest wicket is timed out, followed by the mankad.

I’m reminded of the Edgbaston Test in 2018, where India was chasing the exact same target — 193. India had dominated large portions of that match, and at one point, with the score around 154/5 (if memory serves right), a win looked well within reach. Virat Kohli was still at the crease alongside Dinesh Karthik, yet India fell short. On that day, it was Ben Stokes who turned the game around with a brilliant match-winning spell, claiming four crucial wickets. Fast forward to now, and Stokes has done it again — this time bowling a relentless 14-over spell from one end, consistently hitting 140 km/h and picking up two vital wickets. While the Indian team’s leadership and players have changed since that 2018 defeat, the outcome, unfortunately, remains the same.

The sperger is still at it

serious smell of poo in here all of a sudden

>This run rate
Do India have enough overs to chase it down?

member when Gooch handled the ball and Merv Hughes had a spastic meltdown when he learned that mode of dismissal isn't credited to the bowler.

This is going to be a draw at this stage

the purest dwelling is a bedsit mumsy bought for you

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

GONE
OUT
BACK TO THE PAVILLION

GONE FUCKED IT FUCK OFF CUNT

GONE GOTTEM

GOTTEM

The third umpire just dropped the Ashwin-Swann cup.

Execute all Umpires

RIGGED

impact outside you retards

>>149784732
It should be credited to the ground itself

>>149784446
dire gimmick

>>149784435
he bowled 94 the other day you mong

rigged

WALLOP

WALLOP

WALLOP

its over

CHEATING POMS

>Those cheers when India got the DRS review right
Jesus, how many Indians are there in England?

>>149784772
why not Extras

crowd is looking a bit brown today

there seems to be a phenomenon where batspeople hit a boundary immediately after surviving a review

>>149784793
traveling fans m8

new to the game
unfortunately I have just received an email that means I need to take a zoom call

NAAN0

>>149784794
Wides and extras also go to the ground
Can you imagine cricketers being petrified at the wicket haul of the very grass they're standing on

Is this a home game for India?

might have to log out of the thread shortly

>>149784798
it's london

>>149784748
>>149784750
>>149784751
ahahahaha, what?

BTFO

england are rattled, it’s all over

>>149784793
lol. Google shows me this tweet preview but when you click through it has been deleted

>>149784798
that's every english city

Why didn't England let that go for 4 so they get a full over at Bumrah?
Jadaja got spooked by almost getting out so went the wallop instead of trying to get a single to end the over.

>>149784836
I don't think it would have got there.

>>149784836
makes me want to kick a bin over

fuck this they've thrown it away after getting it back

>>149784847
Then you can let it stop and pick it up. They'd either not run (so no issue) or need to try and run 3.

stop showing the crowd ffs

Stokes getting frustrated. He's going to have to bowl himself

GOTTEM
GONE
BOWLED IM
BACK TO THE PAVILION CUNT

call me crazy but reckon constantly showing how many brown people are in the stands will discourage people from going to cricket games

Imagine Ben if you had actually picked a decent spinner.

>>149784862
YOU MUST SEE THE INDIANS. IT IS MANDATORY.

Sky is right wing Murdoch media, will want you to vote Reform next election

>>149784893
murdoch sold it ages ago, Sky News has been less right-wing ever since, even Adam Boulton moderated himself.

>>149784893
I'M I'M GONNA VOOOOOTEEEEE

I'd probably be more accepting of Indians if they didn't have such silly names

england not looking to take wickets here

Good morning lads.

>>149784893
sky is ultra left wing comcast

hence the blm shit in football

>>149784926
I'd probably be more accepting of Indians if they sent me their women.

I'd be more accepting if they didn't smell of poo and curry, were creepy nonces and retarded.

GOTTEM

>>149784939
they are, brother. they are.

Looks like I've been missing kino this morning

poor this
get root and stokes on

>>149784956
nah nothing interesting about choking and counter-choking

imagine the meltdown in this thread if we somehow pull this off

>>149784957
will non footy fans get this one?

done with this

work called

bring the field up on the 4th ball you spastic ginge

>>149784893
Starmer is doing a fine job for him at the moment

>>149784971
Its been around so long I suspect most have heard the saying

>>149784966
India already have. if England were going to get these last two they would have by now

>>149784893
Australia gets Albo, UK gets Keir.
What a shame.

>>149784961
Sounds grim.

all green on the market at least lads, thanks to some trading wizardry

>>149784966
>>149784982
Personally rate Jadeja's innings better than Stokes' at Headingley.

>>149785004
hard to get excited when the payout is so little

mind, might need to take out some tie insurance

if jadeja gets to 50 he's won the narrative for india

England will want a wicket here quickly, maybe 2 if they want any chance of winning this

>>149785009
>Personally rate Jadeja's innings better than Stokes' at Headingley.
Stokes was at 2 with 50 balls at one point and made his century with only one wicket at hand.

1 run off each of the last 4 overs
require 57 to win
56 overs left in the day
D R A W

Why is the Indian crowd booing Root?

they call me the oracle >>149784958

india to get within 30 then instantly poolapse

pretty boring this

>>149785058
ok and who will take the next wicket then?

watching the tour de france, more interesting really

>>149785059
lel

giving root too much respect. Launch him over the rope

Might migrate to the Aus v WI thread, more interesting really

OH LOOK HE'S TAKEN A SINGLE OFF THE 4TH BALL AGAIN
BRING THE FIELD IN YOU BRAINLET SHIT

>>149785066
India, in the next Test

I was watching Stokes 135 live and also was watching his 155 live, they were amazing innings

brainful batting this

Didn't know Bumrah could bat

proper contest this

>>149785048
Stokes did that when Paine was captain who had no idea what he was doing. Jadeja is doing this when Stokes is captain, who presumably should know what to do.

>>149785092
he hit broad for 35 in an over (test match) once kek

>>149785092
he can't
just because someone can block doesn't mean they can bat

I want at least 2 overs from Bashir

>>149785098
Don't think Australians being brainlets has anything to do with the comparison.

india playing bazball would have lost this already

I'm bored lads. Almost would rather be working.

fyi I was the first person to come up with the 'he wasn't reddy for that' gimmick when Reddy gets out

>>149785113
>Use a review on a clear not out
>Don't have a review when the umpire is blind on a plumb delivery the very next ball
>Miss that run out at the end
If Australians weren't brainlets then the innings would've been a nice footnote in a losing test, rather than a heroic win.

Test cricket truly is a game for cowards

There’ll be a wicket this over (dubs confirm)

>>149785125
Maybe stick to tiktok zoomer?

I invented the tourettes outburst dismissal meme.

>>149785146
No you didn't.

real talk; what are england attempting to accomplish here? why not bowl short at bumrah? the old wagner line and length?

bring the field up on the 4th ball you ginger spastic

>>149785004
>match ends in tie solely to make this anon lose

WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE HE'S TAKEN A SINGLE OFF THE 4TH YET AGAIN
BRING THE FIELD IN FFS

>>149785139
Yeah all you're saying here is that Australians are brainlets. We've arguably fucked up much less and Jadeja still has far less dire circumstances compared to Stokes watching a bespectacled man come out for the 10th wicket stand with some 70+ runs required.

>>149785162
>why not bowl short at bumrah?
They only get 1-2 balls at him an over. Short balls are completely worthless if you're trying to get a wicket if the batter is prepared to just get hit.

>>149785162
If bumrah is playing to block, for a bouncer he's just going to accept getting hit and assume it won't be fast enough to do damage that would take him out of the game.
also it's limited to 2 per over.

honestly this match better not end in a draw. I either want wickets or India speeding up and chasing this down.

>>149785144
I'd bet I'm older than you

>ceo of pukka pies bashir
it's over

here comes bashir to get walloped for 30 off the over

>>149785190
It won't run out of overs.
An actual tied test would be absolute kino.

>>149785177
Would an odd short one have a chance of surprising him? Looks like he is committed to defending against lbw

>Badshir
It's ogre, good job poos

when Bumrah is on strike, why doesn't the bowler just smash the ball as hard as possible into Jadeja's legs? claim he got in the way

batters look comfortable. Can we get a ball change

>Spinner
WALLOP

If bashir is able to bowl why did we try root?

never seen bashir turn a cricket ball

Bashir looks a bit like me (except I’m not Indian)

>bring all the field up
>leave an obvious gap back up the bowlers end.

A lot of Indians do look like Bashir don't they?

>>149785169
Stokes must be reading /cric/.

penny has finally dropped on bringing the field in

put leg slip in cover
can't give him a single

Mother says I look more handsome than Brad Pitt

i would hit stokes for six

business idea: might want bowl a bit better here lads

I'm handsome and well spoken like Stuart Broad

>>149785258
you a pretty girl?????

I have an ugly face

I'm a pretty girl but with a penis

Stokes only brought the field up to defend the single because he was the one bowling who would get a full over at Bumrah.

>>149785274
kek was thinking this

I am a twisted, bloated pile of flesh given form

I am Mark Wood

I like when they bowl at the toes. Don't see enough of that

are jeets playing for the draw or something
come on
cowardly batting this

lmfao if we lose this it should be an international incident

beyond embarassing

Well, he tried a short one. Looks like the australians were correct.

bumrash suddenly thinks he's umpire but never signals no ball after he '''''bowls'''''' does he

England losing is karma for excluding other tests from the OP

>>149785162
>>149785204
Turns out the leaf was correct. Didn't know Bumrah was completely retarded.

reckon stuart broad is trying to copy atherton in his style of commentary / phrasing but simply isn't anywhere near as good

If I was the umpire I would call a no ball whenever bumrah bowled a ball

>All the fielders on the boundary
>Darting the ball at leg stump
Genius this tactic

>>149785306
Yes, one must play to the ego.

the other /cric/ is just 90% 'hey mate' self-replies
>australian humour

>>149785331
yeah haha

>>149785331
pretty good

>>149785331
its that maniac who spams the same 3 comments over and over again. the steven may guy

slow death is the worst death

we'll get some overs with the new ball if India keep up this pace

>>149785258
Speaking of handsome. Who do people reckon is the most handsome player of both teams on show right now? My vote is Chris Woakes

micksperg shouldn't be allowed to make threads (or posts)

england are washed

everyone getting edgy seeing india playing actual test cricket after watching years of baz

>>149785358
he's not me retard iykwim haha

>>149785367
archer corrrrr just imagine his weapon

>>149785358
No i believe it is the threadsperg from /nrl/

>>149785378
Jasprit Bumrah* 4 40 10.00

>>149785358
no but steven may

cheering dot balls is against the spirit of the game, animals should just be sitting politely

>>149785388
Do you want it up your bum?

stokes is going to be out injured next game at this rate

micksperg also posts in football threads, which I don't think he even follows. he just sees an active thread and begins arrowposting.

was gonna take my son to the zoo but lords tickets were cheaper

>>149785379
meant for
>>149785413

>>149785406
dunno if he sheathes his sword that way

Micklad doesnt even post here much anymore

he's calmed down with the arrowposting ever since certain webm incident where he disappeared from /cric/ for 12 hours lmao

football season starts soon anyway. not arsed about this

>>149785440
Deano

>>149785437
likely got banned after certain well foreheaded man posted something retarded and gave cause for jannies to visit the thread. i got banned too for a day.

>>149785450
tarq

>>149785439
qrd?

fucked it

g r i m

It is SO over

don't care. we won the story. poothetic to lose 8 wickets on this road

yeah mate just fire it down leg for four
got plenty of runs to play with anyway

>required runs under 50
comprehensive story loss

>Whore commentator
Fuck off

if the teams were reversed we would be out already
cant believe we even get out strongminded by poos

don't think >we are ever gonna live this one down lads

Seeing all these indian... specimens... in the crowd is making me seriously depressed

Same

>>149785525
if it makes you feel any better about them fanmogging us, they have to fly back on air india tomorrow

name one (1) female commentator without looking up her name

need a wicket, or maybe two

you're all welcome to my bedsitwarming party tonight
i have some lidl-brand lagers

>>149785550
>fly back
Mate...

Going bed. Let me know when India win.

fucking retarded woman commentator fuck off

what is meant by external injury

>>149785561
same. I've delayed my nap long enough

>>149785553
isa

>bowls
>goes off because he's a shit fielder
how is this legal?

>>149785565
pood himself

Stokes should just concede at this point. Indians are in his head
should also have the captaincy taken from him

>>149785582
bindia are allowed to chuck and can have a keeper play when bowling and a batsman when batting so..

>>149785553
izzy

This is a fucking joke

big fan of bummy's block and calls

>>149785550
Not many routes London to Birmingham mate

SAARs are just too gritty for our bottler squad

>>149785579
i liked when she called bumrah a primate

>>149785608
>HS2 is literally going to be picrel

>>149785623
he does give off gibbon-esque vibes to be fair

starcy would have cleaned up the tail by now

archer and stokes the only 2 who've looked like getting wickets today

>>149785639
jadeja is middle order

how does one get from 'most valuable player' to 'most valuable primate'?

Reminder: Anderson would have had this lot out by now

toiling

this is some proper cricket
none of this smash and giggle bazball meme over cancer
somewhere boycott is jerking his turgid phallus

Should have kept Tongue in the side instead of Wokes. He loves getting the tail.

whats going on in the other thread?

>>149785657
meth mostly

>>149785657
the deepest level of autism

FUCJCUCUCUCJCIIIJNBG FFUCKING YES

LITTLE CHEF YYYYYYEEEEESSSSS

GOTTEM
GONE
PISS OFF
PRIMATE

primate gone

FINALLY

>Get a full over at Bumrah
A selfless captain would be putting on Archer.

Stokes is showing his racism.
Wants to be the man to kill Indians.
Keeps Bashir off.

BUM OFF YOU CUNT

based retard

GONE
GOTTEM
FINALLY
TIME FOR SIRAJ TO GET THE WINNERS

Why would you play that shot you retard

FINALLY

smooth brain batting

ITS OVER
BACK TO YOUR TOILETS

Absolutely spasticated shot that

bazball bumrah

OUT GONE FUCK OFF

BUMRAH BUMRAPED

mad how someone would play a worse shot than Harry Brook in this game
wtf was that lmao

lmfao what a retarded shot
>I've gotten 5 runs so far!!!! time to go for a six!!!!

incredibly retarded shot. one of the most retarded ever.
>we only have 5 hours to score these 42 runs
>should I let the guy who knows how to bat do it?
>nah, let's try to smash a six

bumrah is a bazballer at heart

>>149785657
idk but it feels like some discord shit

I wonder what is going through Jadeja's mind right now

little duckett having a chirp lol

GONE GOTTEM
CHUCKED OFF THE PITCH
THROWN OUT OF THERE
BASEBALL PITCHED BACK TO THE PAVILION

genuine brainfart from that guy

>>149785715
His bum.

And it wasn't on the last ball of the over either so he's also gone and exposed the worst batter in the team. He'll probably get knocked over before the over ends.

Baz desperately trying to fabricate an english passport for bumrah after that one

based ducky getting in shitraj's face

>>149785715
YOU ARE THE FUCKING BLOODY BASTERD BUMRAH

>Playing a bouncer instead of just letting Jadeja dogwalk you into victory
Siraj can't bat. This is over.

fucking hard cam missed the catch, too busy looking at the fields of brown around the boundary

>>149785715
>"fucking idiot, I wonder which of Bumrah's bones is least needed for bowling"

feel a bit bad for Jadeja

delayed stream lads (thanks for the spoilers)
>that shot by bumrash
lmao he's your senior player bro *has a smooth brained slog*

>>149785715
>at least I'm not gonna get blamed for losing now

SIRaj
SIR RAJ
SAAR RAJ

YOU CAN DO IT SIR

just brainless, all he had to do was just not be retarded and jadeja would have won it

you can take an indian to a toilet but you cant make him shit

Jadeja's going to have to baz it now

saarraj

>>149785737
he looked pissed
kek

10 4s and a 6
do it or no balls

sadly Bumrah's arm simply hyperextended and turned a defensive stroke into a slog

>>149785737
same. jadeja is the only indian player is respect.

>panics and takes the single
ohnonono

I'd like to see them bowl a few at Siraj's skull

not enough intensity from england after that wicket
they should be getting in their face and properly sledging but they're not doing shit. bindia crumble under such high pressure situations

>>149785793
If England wanted they could completely stop Jadeja from scoring anything. There's absolutely nothing stopping them from packing the legside and firing it down wider than an ODI wide.

get archer back on and knock siraj's head off

Stokes has such a foul mouth. Cummins would never.

FUCKING SHOW SOME ENERGY MAN

ahaha show some fucking energy cunt

can't describe how much I hate Stokes

>>149785831
typical ginger

>stokes calls his player a nigger
>apologies for the language
the standard you walk past is the standard you tolerate

noticing a drop of crowd enthusiasm despite previously cheering every jadeja dot ball

what does pope do?
apart from get dirty

what the fuck is a crore

>>149785846
flies under the radar of the flak aimed at co-shitter crawley

>>149785846
kisses black people's feet

FFS Just have Archer bowl one over at full pelt and if he can't knock him over then never pick him again.

mel jones likes to say 'rides it nicely'
really makes you think

>>149785859
its a carse

stokes has been bowling all day
theres still two tests to go mate have a rest

i hate both of these sides.

bit mad that Mel Jones is the best commentator Australia has to offer

CARSE
HE BOWLS SO WIDE
IT GOES
UP YOUR ARSE

>>149785873
he wants to get injured so he can dodge the ashes himalayan ritual

Just woke up.
Pathetic that england haven't won till now on a day 5 minefield lol.

fucking hell this should have been over by lunch

Bill Lawry is the best living Australian commentator but I think he got Gower'd

>>149785885
think this one might catch on lads

>>149785893
Isn't it like 9pm there?

>150
Embarrassing.
England lost the story.

Don't think a single one of these bowlers should be picked for the next test.
>bowling short-uns to tailenders
poothetic

>>149785893
yes
we are all cringing
even our own players are cringing

just luring them in for the next test

>>149785923
entirely new 11 for next test

>>149785911
I work the night shift to scam rich americans.
Day shift euros are too poor.

>>149785923
playing against poo degrades you to the level of poo

bowlers are cowards for letting stokes bowl this long

>>149785901
Why'd Gower get the arse?

we need to impliment bazbowl
just lob yorkers down every time

>PULLS
>...straight to the man

kek these bindian comms

India going for the win with 43 jadeja singles

>>149785738
>>149785755
The biggest issue is he tried playing the hook/pull shot to about 20 short balls in a row.

A brain fart to a surprise ball you can sort of understand, but he was doing it every time. Pure retarded.

>>149785961
stokes said if anyone tries to steal his moment hes not bringing them back. he loves the limelight, its a perfect 'aura farm' moment for him

what is jadeja's plan here?

TAKE A WICKET BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

Root on
Siraj slogs
gets out

simple as

>>149785977
brainy draw

is nottingham or cardiff better to visit?

jesus christ lads, just get them out

give duckett a bowl. siraj won't be able to resist having a slog

work called

>are going to go through two threads for this final day
bloody hell

>struggling to get a middle aged uncle and a no 11 out
Nice """"'win""""

saving Archer for the new ball in 14 overs. Big brain captaincy

>>149786006
business idea: turbo-manlet bowlers

>>149786005
Don't blaspheme, thanks

>>149785996
cardiff most likely

>>149786011
3*

can't let runs required get into the 20s i reckon

>>149786012
India are winning

>>149785977
Winning. That’s what he does. The attack is tiring, the ball is soft, the pitch is flat. He’ll win this in three overs. It has already begun

we're switching to the other /cric/ in the catalog when this one hits the limit yeah?

>>149786015
he will get injured first ball

>>149786005
sadly we dont have jesus. they have ganesh, we have carse.

archer can't be so crocked that he can't lob a yorker to siraj right

>it carried but he reacted late
DROPPED THE STEEL-ENGINEER

>>149786029
no making a new, but hopefully they'll take the 10th wicket before thats need.

beside that sperg has bumped it so much its already at 400 and they'll need a new anyway as well kek

>>149785977
See >>149785973

tf are england doing

>literally just need to hit 7 sixes to win
it's over englandbros

>pooview
>poolapse
>poothetic

Jesus Christ, grow up. You're grown men in your 30s/40s. Putting "poo" in front of words isn't humour

>>149786081
hello bumrah

I imagine the moment siraj gets out he'll take a bat to the nearest england fielder and bash his head in Patrick Bateman style .

Would be fitting end to a proper test match.

le can't get out the number 11 peem

>>149786088
See
>>149786019

>4

yikes

poomour

yh England have lost

concede Ben, you've lost this one. let's just move on

>raising the bat to celebrate your own milestone when your team still needs 35
lmao utter state

Are you guys really in your 30s and 40s?

Only need one good over now to win.

>50
another chapter of the story lost

>>149786122
34 looms

>>149786122
yeah I was born in 83

there's a britjeet among us lads

>>149786116
fuck off streetshitter rat go back to your own country

>>149786122
yup

>>149786122
yes

is india really like this?

>>149786019
>>149786099
your arab skyfaggot isnt real m8, grow up

Emma Raducanu was on Test Match Special at lunchtime

one over too many for stokes
trying to be the hero but clearly too tired to bowl straight now

>>149786122
yep 30 here

why the fuck haven't I turned this shit off

just bowl archer at full strength

>>149786122
not me I’m not

quick Time him out

Just got a notification that someone replied to me but I don't see that post. I guess this filter works.

>>149786158
did she choke that as well?

POO BREAK
lmao can't make it up

>>149786175
She’s never choked anything

>>149786158
/cric/ is a mimi board

>2 overs until tea
>going for a pissbreak/drinksbreak
gone to cry in the bogs
>>149786158
was she? missed that

What is the nearest street for him to shit on?

Tactical poo in the loo

Why doesn't Jadeja simply drop his trousers and shit on the floor like his countrymen are so ucustomed to doing?

Time him out.

>A few Indians would have rushed to the loo.... for an autograph
what did Ravi mean by this?

Over 68 – India 159-9 (Siraj 0, Jadeja 55) – TARGET 193

After Siraj sees out the Stokes over following a Jadeja single to long-on, Jadeja heads off the field for a comfort break, going through the Long Room to find an empty lavatory.

>pee break
i've had enough of this "sport"

JONES. BOWDEN. KASPROWICZ

aren't the gates to the steet kept locked until 5pm?

>taking this long to win the game
story LOST by England

had a gutful of the coarse language coming through the stump mic from the england team

Time
Him
Out

>>149786204
20 years ago ffs.
I’ve wasted my life.
How do we go back?

>play delayed due to poo
test cricket vs India everyone

did he wash his hands?

Absolute joke of a test

>Being clapped after taking a shit
Why does no one do this for me? :(

>>149786227
Take bigger shits

>>149786191
Personally I'd pick the St John's Wood church altar

>>149786227
presumably wasn't your first time using a toilet

>>149786227
an indian pooing in a loo is worthy of applause
for you its normal

Should have had him out retired poo-ey

>>149786218
I was there when England won at Trentbridge. Remember Langer fielding at square leg giving evils in my direction....Was never sure why

imagine if he'd completely fucked up and got out right then after taking a shit

duckworth poois bros..

>>149786239
wood bros...

>>149786236
Let's hope he's an inspiration to the Indian public and they follow his pooxample

>>149786088
posts this, player immediately goes for a poo

pottery

don't worry lads after he did a poo he fished it up with his hands and chucked it out the window into the street below

>>149786204
thankfully there was no DRS to ruin the moment

odds on a tie?

he went to inject special indian steroids
cheats

How long was he off field?
Can't have been a poo.
Poo breaks are at least 30 mins accounting for xitter, 4chan, insta and reddit.

>>149786257
most hygienic indian

>>149786270
20-1

>>149786247
that's his resting face tho

>player does poo in the loo
>cameraman cuts to indian fan doing celebratory dance

Got a new baked by wait until tea to post it

>>149786273
>50-7
>go for a poo
>150-9

wtf happened?

if it were me I'd just ramp it over the leg slip for 6 sixes and win the game

>>149786158
wtf you mean if i went there today i could have seen her
ffs hangover rekt me

england to win by 3 runs

>letting no 11 take a double
grim

reckon he just left a steamy log on the bathroom floor

ffs not ben again

bowl archer ffs

>letting no 7 take a no 2
grim

This game is tighter than a nun’s cunt

>>149786309
>bathroom
foy

>>149786313
Stokes needs to be the hero

Ben Stokes I wish you a very stop fucking bowling and give it to Jofra

>>149786290
>>149786290
>>149786290

>>149786327
like when he battered those homophobic blokes

THAT WAS AN EDGE REVIEW IT NOW

bake a newie

Mr. OP of next thread… tear down this wall!

logging out of /cric/

Stokes bowling well in this over
think the Jadeja poo break has given him extra recovery time

what's the best wicket to end this game on?
played on? run out?
(obviously the answer is mankad, but that isn't happening)

>>149786352
see>>149786332

Stokes is mean to Archer

>>149786309
Words for toilet tier list
>God tier
Dunny, throne
>Good tier
Loo, pisser, bog
>Acceptable tier
Lavatory, toilet, crapper
>Shit tier
Bathroom

>Mr strong african black man...save us
The state of brittania

>>149786361
should have ended by timing jadeja out for his poo

>>149786313
Archer was shown warming up 30 minutes ago - he still needs a bit more stretching so he doesn't throw out his back.

have never heard someone call a toilet a throne

>>149786373
isn't siraj a mohammadean

>they made it to tea

fucking state

>>149786387
>>149786387
>>149786387

>>149786382
Joking term used in Australia.

>>149786370
>Nigga what the fuck are you talking about tier
Water Closet

>>149786382
I heard May say it all the time on Top Gear

assembling furniture