First for Finland

shit thread

>>149785327
Show your jelq weights niqqa

Jelquing unironical gives you results. After 2 years Ive gained .5 mm, its insane

They're getting slimmer you've got to give him credit

Any Conor news today?

>>149785376
Taiwanese Technique

>>149785394
Yeah he woke up and turned 37 years old, spent the day on the yacht with his gorgeous fiancé and children. Truly blessed!

>>149785394
He has a penis apparently

>>149785394

He's here he's here!

>>149785402
Bastard children*

>>149785421
What does the weight do? How do I get one

I judge people by what they eat. What are you having for dinner tonight? Or what meals do you enjoy?

>>149785438
I'll be trying out Dana's Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe

>>149785394
Still rich

how large do you estimate Goobys penis to be? I always thought he got a big one.

>>149785438
Steak and potatoes like a man.

>>149785447
he always looks like he hates it

>>149785447
Shut the fuck up, serious replies only. Go and be silly somewhere else

Why Azealia Banks of all people? The bitch is straight up crazy, and she also hates Irish people kek

>>149785452
7 inches at least, probably more though.
Gooby won. Khabitch has a microdick btw.

>>149785453
Hmm alright I guess, pretty simple simple minded geezer style if it's a "go to" though

>>149785452
genuinely a pretty nice dick. no homo

>>149785421
Fucking gross. And I'm fat

Khabib refused to show his circumcised micropenis

>>149785490
>leaf
Homo

Khabib army…I’m afraid he out mans our tiny little inbred dick

>>149785514
nothing gay about mirin a nice looking cock. ur probably just mad that hes not cut like you

>>149785394
He got caught kissing some lady in florida

>>149785487
Also can't forget the greens

The tale of the tape

>>149785452
I’m feeling a strong 6 or a light 7

My fellow brazzacels, what does goobys 8 incher do to our legacy? We cant stop the BIC entering our pozzy pussies I fear...

>>149785452
His stiffy at the Mayweather weigh in looked solid, so definitely above average.

>>149785452
>HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THAT??? JUST KILL ME ALREADY ALLAH PLEASE

>>149785421
>8-9 inches
I'm sick of getting mogged every time a dick picture leaks. ffs.
Why can't a horndog with a pin dick get outed?

>>149785552
It's time for Max Holloway to step up

>>149785552
Many are saying this.

I genuinely believed we'd never see Gooby fight again. After seeing his solid erection easily withstand those weights it's clear his heart is still in prime condition despite all the cocaine. This man is built DIFFERENT

Wow I didn't know there was a famine, you guys really need to try and get out of that situation

Its AI altered you dumbasses. Theres like 3% of people with an hawlg like that. Use your heads.

>>149785595
>i-it's ai...t-there's no way that its real..!!!
Cope

>>149785595
Dicklet cope

>>149785438
my fat ass isn't getting anything besides mashed potatoes and some 150g cottage cheese.

now I've seen Schaub AND Goobys hawlgs

>>149785634
Reminds me of Maradona

>>149785693
Gooby is rapidly reaching De La Hoya levels of cooked

>>149785688
you too?

>>149785394
Last night Conor had a coke binge and listened to White Boy Summer on repeat, somewhere in the middle of that DMs were sent.

>>149785552
That's like 7 inches at best bro

Last night Conor had a coke binge and watched GSP vs Serra II on repeat, somewhere in the middle of that DMs were sent.

FINLAND U FAT BASTARD GET OUT HERE

what did I miss?

Fat is power and overfat is overpower.

>>149785453
Skin on nice

>>149785452
I want to suck that dick so bad. Get my tongue under his foreskin and slurp up all the smegma.

First he was Goobinderjeet but now....now I fear he has elvoved.....into Goobadona

Gooner McRapist is such a fucking stupid drunken homofaggot bitch

>>149785452
The man has money criminal links a wife who doesn't care and a smaller than mine but okay meng no homo why is he so angry

at least gooby has Khabitch beaten at something.

>>149785783
I know this to be true, I watched 3-4 Somalians get absolutely train wrecked by some gigantic 300+ lb redneck downtown one night. I guess they were sitting on a corner harassing patrons and bargoers and messed with the wrong one, he was like if the Hulk was powered by Jimmy Dean products, he literally punched slammed and threw all of them until they were just rolling on the ground in pain and no one stopped it everyone just clapped and cheered. Fast forward to now and he'd prob be charged with a hate crime I fear

elvoved

I do not want to see conor's mcgregor

I think it's very clear why Dee sticks around

This is obviously a ploy by Donald to distract from the larger issue(s) at hand

>>149785421
Uses gel no doubt.

>>149785524
Where in FL?

feeling pretty good about my meng

Connors cock looks pretty much identical to mine.

>>149785452
why is she posting this like she didn't let goob hit that blk pussey with his BWC?

>>149785841
Sneed island per sources at the scene

>>149785649
Don't be too hard of yourself, that's a humble meal, fairly nutritious too. Something you'd expect from a real strong Georgian man. Can't have Kachapuri and Beans in a clay pot every day.

>>149785717
No way. He's the future President of Ireland

Be honest Toby how many times have you deployed the McGregor rizz when you shift off tinder to snap

>>149785851
>he's just like me
Cope more

1.Hilary Banks
2.Ashley Banks
3.Elizabeth Banks
4.Tyra Banks
5.First Vivian Banks
6.Azealia Banks
7.Second Vivian Banks

Conor is fighting, and beating, the "Irish have small dicks" stereotype. In many ways, he's defeating racism. Khabib could NEVER put in the work towards a social cause so noble.

>>149785882
These are all blacks

fazza why is my penis not like conor you must die now

KHABIB NO!

Oh wait I'm a goof

>>149785882

Gooby
Schaub
Tito
Couture

Who else got his hog leaked

>>149785882
faze banks on jah

>>149785912
Jeff Molina but not his hog

I seriously want a pet, in pining for one. If I had a dog I train it to r*** people, then I'd actually all upset and angry, like "noo what are you doing? What's gotten into you? This is horrible :("

A little red Panda would be ideal. I need to get on the phone to those Chinese illegal animals traders

Something tells me A. Banks swallowed McGregor's polished Celtic sword like a performer at a carnival. Conor slam dunks black pussaaay

>>149785749
As a literal fag, it’s in the upper percentages. With my experience having a low body fat goes a long ways.

>>149785937
When you were a baby in your mother's womb, she often dreamed of the man you would become. Is *this* that man?

>>149785912
Max Smalloway

>>149785974
wasn't that his hand covering his smalloway

Do NOT let Ms Holloway near Connor

>>149785974
That is a vagina

>>149785779
Babacioné tu missed niente go back to letto, bené regazzo

>>149785968
Ooh it is NOT. Why do you want to ruin my day?

Goob vs Nina Drama is the match-up I want to see

>>149785937
Jesus Christ tobias keep it light yeah

>>149785958
Raus

Luke Thomas thumbnail: This Changes Everything

It's good that McGregor did not ride in to those Favela's on horseback

>>149785986
The thumb is outlined. Fact checked by penile scholars

Joe Pyfer's hawlg is twoice the soize

Swedes know their penises.

>>149786058
that murderous son of a bitch

>>149786114
That's why they have more sex than us well not me but you and the rest

>>149786124
That's not what i mean.

>>149785958
Heterosexual dick expert here: it's a beastly 7 incher, could be 7.5

>>149786142
Were you implying they are gays

>>149786154
No. Never.

Gooby is just effortlessly cool

I'm most impressed by azealia having one song about licking minge like 15 years ago and still being relevant today

>>149785394
McGregor JELQ is launching in days

>>149785937
They immediately put dogs down if they attack people

Reckon Khabibi sneaked a little peak at Connor's corey when no one was looking?

Lmao did janman heem toby already

>>149785974

I know women are retarded but the fact that men post this too is even more retarded. My dick is 19cm (7.5" according to google) but when I work out or when I piss during work it literally shrinks down to a fucking thumb

Im not sayin Max is maybe packing but this doesn't mean much cmon breh

>>149786197
she isnt relevant though she's just trying to hold onto something she's not, she should have sucked Gooby's BIC (BIG IRISH COCK) and been glad for the 5 minutes

>>149786261
Yes growers exist buy that is literally a vagina . Holloway was born female

Reckon goob's has any bastard children?

Conor the corkscrew

>>149786342
He has 5

>>149786262
Mate she just broke the biggest mma story of the year and it's been a year of stories

>>149786342
all his kids are bastards, but if you mean does he have any baby mothers aother than dee then yeah he probably did a drake and knocked up a french porn actress or something

>>149786359
Kek

>>149785882
It's Carlton Banks. That's B-E-A-E-N-K-E-S. No E.

>>149786389
blk ppl shows suck

>>149786261
Shut the fuck up microdick

Conor McGregor only sent her that pic so he could expose him for being hung like a horse

Ilia is hung like Ngannou.

>>149786417
I'm 100% this is Daner doing Don a favour

>>149786377

>>149786416
Ilia's got a beast on eem no doubt

>>149786432
So like 5.5 inches at best

>>149786415
Make me a sandwich?

>>149786417
It was to beat a rape charge. His dick is now public knowledge so rape victims can't use descriptions of it as evidence.

>>149786415
Wrong. In Living Colour, Fresh Prince, Martin. You are sinply an ingorant cocksucking slob. Respectfully.

>>149786436
Connor's BWC is not enough news to derail the Palantir sponsored takedown of Donnie.

Is Peyronie's disease a career ender?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie's_disease

>>149786446
Anaconda?

>>149786468
How about prions disease? I'm so scared of getting that

>>149786464
You live in filth

>>149786474
B-b-beast of a movie b

>>149786487
I'm fuckin moldy bro. My moldy heritage

>>149786464
He/she is right, I can't think of one good black show. Black music on the other hand is supreme

>>149786490
Love me some blue cheese

>>149786449
*pees in you're are mouth*

we went from tranny lover and super pedo joe biden to another pedo, grim, you cant trust or believe shit in this country anymore mates

>>149786487
my guys james france

Actually the Dave Chapelle show was good. But it was just stupid and really funny, not really in a smart way either. So can that be considered a good programme?

the trouble on my mind is I'm feelin the blues

but still I gotta find me someone to abuse
https://youtu.be/qwJYxrRQd3A?si=Y0xZhj7Cjg95QoVF

>>149786488
Doesnt disprove my point you hateful man

Yjk Iglia Topzalia hit a lil Maori face after seeing potato farmer dick

>>149786519
Dave steals jokes from jewish comics

What's that piece of tape wrapped around it? Why is nobody talking about that?

>>149786530
Yes it does. The black mold colony in your crack den has warped your mind into thinking fresh prince is good

The Boondocks was good for 2 seasons. The Spawn cartoon is an black show and that was great. You guys are really showing youre asses here.

kek all of you have poop inside you right now

>>149786534
No he doesn't. What are you making for dinner?

>>149786561
doubtful bappa I took a massive mudslide Schaub three times already

>>149786484
Career accelerator.
You're going to turn into a potato anyway, so no need for recovery or protection. Cram in as many fights as you can.

>>149785452
>it's real

>>149785452
Professional dick expert here. Looks pretty meaty at first, but then you remember that Conor is 5'6 and that's why it looks big. Put that same hawg on an adult sized man, and suddenly it looks less impressive. However, I will say that it is definitely not small. I'd say 6.5 inches.

>wake up
>gooby is lifting weights with his hawg on the timeline
>im not even really surprised or shocked
the stars of this sport are fucked in the head

>>149786561
You poop between wooden slats, then you wipe your bum and put the pooey tissue in a little open bin opposite. And you poop staring at that overflowing bin

>>149786602
I dont do that anymore

At least we finally know McGregor does NOT have Fornier's Gangrene

>>149786570
Brother he admits his jokes are modified Louis CK anecdotes

>>149786595
The most retarded dicklet lanklet cope to exist.

>>149786550
You didn't see the mini dumbbell hanging under it?

>>149786588
>it's the cock closet

>>149786550
It's to attach that thing to it. He calls it lifting weights but I can't tell what it is.

Let's discuss Conor McGregor's penis

why did she leaked it though? disrespectful AF

Gotta say, ive got quite the McHeemer myself

>>149786519
It was literally a minstrel show, but it was funny at the time. Eventually Dave started hating white people just a little too much and now it's all he talks about.

>white people sure is the worst ya'll
>filthy rich, can raise his family anywhere on earth
>for some reason he choses a 95% white rural community
>still bitches about white people

I'm just tired of it at this point.

>>149786652
She's ashamed she let goob hit

Penis.

>>149786620
You're thinking of Chris Rock. It's rumored Louis CK basically wrote most of his best specials.

God knows what kind of whimsical schemes are cooked up in Gooby's Cock Closet

>>149786661
Isn't he 100% obsessed with trannies now?

Khabib status?

>>149786681
Oops black people rook the same

Gooby was literally campaining for a political role in Ireland on twitter and not even 10 minutes later he sends Azealia Banks his cock. What the fuck is going on with that fella?

>>149786701
no more fazzas left to kill

>>149786614
Haha why? You got some fancy job now and starting becoming westernised?

>>149786620
Haha why would he admit that, also the way to creative to ned to

>>149786681
Whaaat!? Kek this has to be a joke?

Will anywhere let me put money on McGregor never fighting again?

The way to creative to ned to

>>149786701
All rats get caught

>>149786755
Show yo cock nigga.

>>149786708
It's a strategy.
A President with a big hwalg is a huge draw.

>>149786701

Gooby's cock has overshadowed an unbelievable Cooking with Volk guest feature

Chill Baroni

>>149786756
>>149786779
Lay off the mint juleps, pal

Conor Mcgregor's cock reveal reaction compilation

Jesus conor think of yer bastards

>>149786661
>for some reason he choses a 95% white rural community

Well there's four answer, it's obviously an act. Probably a phase anyway, don't take it too seriously, he'll be into something new soon when he gets bored of that and you can enjoy it again

Conor Mcgregor's cock reveal reaction funny moments

Pales in comparison to Matt Riddle's leaks I lament

Khabib reacts to Conor McGregor COCK Compilation!!! (INSANE!!! :fire: goobycock:)

I can't believe Black T thawlt he could just come in here talmbout dawlg rape but the response time is more unbelievable

I think it's time we reconsider Connor's place in the GOAT conversation

That Italian guy is a bit weird. He comes here, makes one comment, you start talking to him and he disappears. Quite annoying

>>149786850
White people actually find his act funny you're talking to a brown man who just worships them.

>>149786886

Response time?

Where's the comment?

>>149786912
Toby you great big black bastard what is with the ignoring of messages

>>149786921
Kek that made me laugh

no.....

the most power twitter has ever seen

Oh, that's hawg. That's the hawg of my comfort fighter...

>>149786937
Middle finger up to ya, that's hwhat

>>149786886

>>149786930
Your dog post got heemed I'm afraid now don't post shit like that again or if you do do it in /box/

Was about to have sex with a woman but she didn't want to wear the Gaethje mask.

uhh where are the gooby's balls?

>>149786972
What's with the disrespectful tone Tobes

it's not surprising gooby has a big dick he's probably drugged and injects things in his dick daily

>>149785421
Conor always gave me babydick vibes. Dudes actually pretty hung. Would suck/10.

MONSTER!!! What Really Happened (Conor McGregor Cock Breakdown)
by TheWeasle MMA

>>149787022
Don't ask silly questions

Conor doesn't even fight and can drive threads through the catalog like nails through plywood

>>149787028
Imagine what Dana's packing? Probably exposing his Irish American hawg to all sorts of red light therapies and growth hormones

>>149787038
kek

>>149787038
lol

that aoc webm was how azealia reacted sadly i fear

conor probably can't even go soft

You guys are really gay and ngmi if you think that curly pencil dick is impressive

>>149785452
A right hog for sure. Probably at least 9 inches erect. Very impressive

Conor sent his penis lifting weights to a certified schizophrenic

>>149787038
great post

Azealia is a freak she probably told him to send it so she could post it.

Also any man that can't admit that he would suck the cock of another man is the truest of faggots imo. And probably a pedo. Real men suck each other's cocks. Get used to it.

>>149787038
Nordic™ excellence

>>149787051
Behave Toby
>>149787145
I have been suspecting this also but then how retarded can Gooby be

>>149787150
MMA ?

I keep laughing because Dana and Conor using red light therapy to increase their dick size so they can impress pop stars from 22 years ago is exactly the type of posts I want to see on heem

You can tell this thread is mostly white boys if they think that shit is big

Gonezo.

I'm black and Conor got that finna BWC

Half-black from the belly button down, huh?

>>149787210
how long is yours my nigga

>>149787220
daddy chill

>>149787188
It's some humiliation shit some dom/sub stuff Gooby got his nut this is the price of admission.

>>149785421
>I can't win... I can't even compete with this

>>149787188

Conor got the same rich degen cock surgery that Hunter Biden did. His ligament is snipped and it caused it to go loopy. Is it truly worth it to have a baseball bat attached to a string instead of a solid 5 inch coke can?

Gamrot

NEW THREAD
>>>/gif/29123409

just saw the mcmeat on my lunch break

>>149787262
What's bothering you lad

>>149787275

Gooby is a content machine. Nobody else can compare.

khabib won the fight
conor won the dick measuring contest
levels

how many somalian pirates has gooby defeated? what's the real record here

>>149787275

Goobert didn't even torque up that's just the neutral state of his meng.

>>149787292
This is old news, you must be extra bored at work today

>>149785452

>>149787275

DEE DESERVES BETTER

Go and talk to the new girl. Ignore the old had trying derail you

HEEMINDER that having a hueg hawlg is NOT good for MMA. Dicklet bros have seen jon's and max's shriveled mengs.

>>149787337
I don't work anymore lad it's all about minge 'zza and zaza these days

What's the question? What do I think of Conor's hawg?

Listen, that's the baddest hawg on the planet right there. You put Conor's hawg in a room with ANYONE, and Conor's hawg is walking out. Isn't it amazing?

you guys are faggots

>>149787350
Dee likes it.

>>149787375
No shit

>>149787369
Goob's a double champ you fool. Anyone who isn't mentally ill doesnt give 2 fucks about who he's lost to

>>149787375
Ur opinion=WGAF

>>149787375
Monitor on and get out the bathhouse

apparently Iggy Azalea leaked Gooby's dick pics
I'm sure /heem/ has already gone through 3 threads worth of discussion about this

>>149787350
Dee is a cuck queen and gets off to stuff like this. It's more common than you think.

>>149787372
So what do you do?

>>149787386
Kek

schaub has stiff competition

my dick used to curve in the direction i'd jerk it off but it doesn't anymore now that i switched hands, goobastank probably has the same thing with femboy bussies instead of his hand

Ok so let me get this strait; you guys never talk about the Overkill podcast with me but whenever an fighters cockmeat is shown you guys discuss it like fuken knights of the fuken round table. What the fuck is up with that you fuken fudgepackibg fuks

>>149787398
Women exclusively

>>149787008
The juice always gets you in the end.

>>149787417
It's the most prolific fighter of all time. You think Messi's hawlg wouldn't take over /sp/?

>>149787412
It's all the miles in southpaw pussy

>>149787427
Ok so just using up your life savings. Well done

To truly thrive as an all time great, you have to be mentally unhinged. Gooby's sex addiction, Jon's drugs and alcohol, Volk's burgers, GSP and nubian queens

>>149787412
My BBC [big bulgarian cock] curves upwards and my ex's toothy BJs would scrape my hawlg till it bled. Gamrot.

>>149787476
Don't be like that

>>149787210
Dude, people assume Irish guys have a 4 incher by default. So for Conor, this is a massive achievement. Let him have his moment.

Combat position and with a dumbell hanging from the cock meanwhile schaub had to take the fraud looking down angle to make himself look bigger

Back when I had a penis it curved twice in an S-like pattern

>>149787519
What happened to it?

>>149787525
it curved twice in an S-like pattern

what are we doing here b

>>149787417
If Angela Hill started to do coke, send nudes to celebrities and became a convicted rapist this place would give her just as much, if not even more attention. Ball is in her court.

>>149787210
average bantu penis isnt even 6 inches sit down

>>149787534
What the hell

>>149787432
Pom posts lusting after babies took over /sp/. We enjoy the drama over the sport here.

>>149786632
Lmao wtf I didn't look that close. Man is fucked.

is your benis bigger or smaller than gooby one lads?

>>149787518
damn i didn't even think about how he's posing
usually dick picks are just the cock, meanwhile goobGOD gave us plenty to measure it in relation to. you gotta respect it

>>149787375
Bro, we watch a sport where sweaty jacked nearly naked dudes wrestle for dominance. What do you expect?

>>149787417
It is actually less gay to discuss a penis than it is to discuss a podcast, much less a podcast done by two women.

>>149787536
This is the biggest story this year, let us have some fun

>>149785452
8 incher

>>149787210
>12.9cm

Why does Connor have 0 pubes? Is his T crashed?

>>149787553
Larger but he is a small man so it's in acceptable proportion no homo
>>149787561
Devastating and factual I fear

>>149787567
OOOOOHHHH HES HURT

>>149787484
Anderson's crossdressing

the fact that most regular /heem/ posters are admitting to being unironic faggots who want to take dick up the ass is not surprising at all but grows my contempt for this place
you all are absolute fucking losers

>>149787567
Damn b megsicans hung as a burro

>>149787553
I don't have one anymore

>>149787582
No one asked

How did shitoris brother die? Vaxx or od?

>>149787582
monitor

>>149787596
no one asks to be called a faggot dumb fuck but that's what you are

>>149787598
We are discussing more important news rn b

>>149787582
its not gay if its in jacuzzi

>>149787582

>>149787609
See >>149787608

>>149787582
huh? who said that

>>149787598
Left the stove on. Unironically.

You guys told me gooby was gay. He has jungle fever

Did some fighter show his lil Joey Benavidez?

>tfw gooby's cock reveal

holloway really talking like a bitch since ilia whooped his ass
hope swamp boy beats him for a THIRD time.

>>149787630
keep (You)ing me you disgusting reprobates. it all makes sense now why you freaks never leave this place. but only are you autistic and socially retarded and unemployed, but you're also desperately gay

>>149785452
Good soize and very strong erection

>>149787655
>ran away from Ilia pointing at the ground
>got KOd
>now dick mogged by canor

>>149787640
He's a pansexual like matt riddle

>>149787660
I'm afraid you are sadly

Gooby regulates every shade of taint. Facts

>>149787567
How come all literature and science says average peckers are 5 inches but WHENEVER I see any sort of pecker in media (not porn) or life (not gay sex) It's bigger than mine? low self esteem? Dysmorphia? Frankly I just put my self worth in my ability to heem as I assure you I could heem every here and twice on sunday. I doubt any of the true Heemers like Gaychee care if they have regular sized hawlgs.

Jolie Poirier bean flicking status?

>>149787694
it's a selectivity game. small peckers won't send their dick around online as often, so you'll mostly see big ones.
It does feel bad seeing trannies with a bigger dick than you though, what teh fuck.
some niggas die from thirst while others DROWN.

>>149787582
I had a prostate message once and it felt pretty good.

>>149786137
huge win for the goobcord

How do you make your penis curve up?

Gooby is more hung than everyone here. It's over

>>149787731
nah I've got a 7.75" reach advantage

I have a 15 CM dick and I honestly never met a guy with smaller dick than me. When me and my friends used to fool around in younger days and we would should each other penises I always had smallest or at least, the same as others. I want to be hung, I want to be able to have sex in various positions, not just missionary. Fuck my genes man It's honestly depressing. I would go nude in Gym showers if only I had good pecker. Fuck me

and then...
KABOOOOOM!!!
mac halloway was flushed forever

The Devlin fuck video has gone. All the best things on the internet disappear these days

>>149787655
I don't even get why he is acting like a bitch and throws some snarky ass comments around. just let that shit go man there were basically no stakes attached to that fight. Holloway had absolutely no excuse for getting knocked out besides just admitting that Ilia sent his ass to the moon with that hook.

>>149787759
I have several copies but you're being petulant today

>>149787731
im waaayyy thicker

>>149787751
why can't you do doggy or spoon or cowgirl with a lil weenie
I can understand not being able to do the mating press or jackhammer

>>149787694
Angles for dick picks and midgets for media. 6 inches on a 5 foot guy looks a lot different than 6 inches on a 6'5 guy.

Since you're American, I'm assuming you're fat which means your pubic fat probably swallows at least 2 inches of penis. You've got a big penis wanting to escape if you put down the coca cola.

I see why Irish women are happy

I am unironically told anal is off limits most times my meng is first seen

I'm scared

>>149787780
Because doggy doesn't reach in that well, unless I'm 200% rock hard, which is like 50% of the sex time.
Cowgirl is almost not doable with my size

>This makes gooby go crazy
I've never seen someone with a worse taste in women

>>149787809
big butt tho

>>149787806
Stop fucking fat chicks and get yourself a Chinese lass.

I would have send the pic to nicki minaj

>>149787809
Agreed. his wife is hundred times more attractive than anyone he got involved with. He's a cokeheaded retard

>>149787809
Irish are known for fucking everything.

>>149787809
She's also objectively insane which tends to mean a good heem

>>149787772
Haha this guy's trying to appeal to my rabid sexual desperation. Props for your effort but I'm not even too bothered about that one, you can't see anything

Tfw you’re a dicklet and afraid to have sex
>t.13 cm long, 13 cm girth.

>>149787827
I don't fuck fat chicks, I literally fuck medium to small. Fucking a girl with a smaller ass than me is a no no.

>>149787806
bro doggy is almost as easy as missionary whatchu talking about. Ik you're not fucking only brazilian bbls

>>149787809
>Crazy chicks are known to 100% screw good
>Need to find a rich famous crazy girl who won't ruin your life after
Can't fault his logic desu.

>>149787841
Don’t worry about it b, I let that get in my head for years and then when I finally had sex found out it didn’t matter that much. Like yeah, girls love a big dick and anybody that tells you otherwise is lying but if you’re already t the point of fucking then the size doesn’t really matter at that point

i think Conor will die before this year ends lol

>>149787847
Medium/small German girls are still fucking huge. Surely there's an English rose over there or something?

>yer woifes in me dms
Maybe she was in his dms after all....

Dana White presents CockSlap 1: VanZant vs The red haired qt

pussey

What is this myth of difficult positions? She can have a dump truck if she arches it's getting to the base

People keep tagging Khabib in Connor's dick pics. Hilarious to think The Eagle has more than likely seen Goob's peen

Blanchfield needs ___cm

Now let's see Khabib's cock
>....OH NO NO NO PAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I remember the first time I gave a chick a full body orgasm. It was in doggy and I was starting to feel pretty good and picked up the pace so I could nut. Just as I was getting about halfway there, she literally slid off my dick, collapsed face first onto the bed and started violently shivering ass up face down
Asian chick. good lay. didn't really know how to ride dick but very submissive and eager

>>149787851
>>149787868
I exclusively fuck Slavic girls. I like how they moan.
>doggy is almost as easy as missionary
Yes and no

>>149787884
Dayuuuuuuuumn

show yo wife nigga

>>149787884
my 10

>>149787894
alright this is larp. moaning isn't cultural you fucking dingus

>>149787903
Leave this one for the pros bud

>Gooby basically posts his cock roundabout way
>people still talk about Khabib
Khabitch has most likely seen it when McTapper sniffed in too much powder and sent it to him.

>>149787907
It is. Slavic girls are loud AF. They also are the dirtiest in the sense that they'll let you do anything with them

>>149787907
yes it is, japanese women make that weird squeal

UFC 318: Holloway vs Poirier

>>149787922
try having sex with one instead of getting your knowledge from porn
>>149787919
you're just saying random general bullshit. have sex instead of blogging on heem.com

>>149787907
it is when you're getting fucked in the ass

The greatest sound is the mediterranean nasal honk you pitiful amateurs

Why is Paul Stamets on again? There's nothing more to discuss

>>149787901
Gooby gets all the ladies.

>>149787932
wdym general bullshit retard? What's true is true. I hoped some heembro would ocmfort me by saying 15cm isn't that small or they have smaller and fuck like crazy but no. Thanks for nothing faggot

What's she thinking?

>>149787888
We're so back gooby bros. BIG W FOR THE GANG

>>149787940
The mushroom nigga? I used to have one of his books

>>149787964
She's actually pretty, isn't she?

>>149787964
shes used to getting cucked

>>149787952
you're a larping loser. I could swap out Slavs for Colombians or Mexicans or Dubai models. you're an attention seeking faggot with a small dick who has never felt the touch of a woman not related by blood

>>149787894
I was with an autistic Polish woman and she violently grinded on my crotch but was totally quiet the whole time. If yoi've seen The Lobster it was just like when Colin Farrell's character has sex with the psychopath woman. Very unsettling and when I asked her if she came she said yes which was unbelievable. She tried to jack me off but her finger nails dug into my penis and hurt me

>>149787952
The less minge you heem is the more I can so

>>149785882
>Hilary over Ashley

i want pussey i want pussey

>>149787983
that's polish people that's different. you probably confused her when you didnt try to put a potato up her snatch as foreplay

>>149787993
Where's the second belt

>>149787970
Must've been quite interesting. I contemplated getting one of his. I reallly want this book though but its fucking translated

Can't wait for Conor's big asian tits arc.

Miesha Tate's true bunghole vs PvZ's bungussy who wins? I have Tate

>>149787980
I have 0 reason to lie, but go on u mutt.

>>149788001
donated it to a foundation to combat sexual assault in ireland

Holy fuck, Khabib really ruined this man life forever.

>>149787964
i can save her

Congratulate Fatima Kline after her headkick ko win

Someone suggest me a good book, I need a new one. Was thinking about this one but decided it's probably crap and not detailed at all

>>149787933
is that steve buscemi?

>>149788004
what's rin nakai doing these days

>>149788021
it is i fear

>>149788020
Brian's Return

>>149788021
I thawlt it was dietlief from Christiane F and was relieved to see steve

>>149787841
dump statpoints into giving head. Do it before you ever go inside her. Make sure to actually ask what she wants you to do down there, faster/slower harder/softer. every girl is different. this applies for head and fucking. stick with doggy unless she's a slampig. if it's missionary, try hit her gspot with slight angled thrusts. your dicks large enough to hit it in the vast majority (90%) of women. most big dick cope is from small guys who can't pleasure a woman and assume size is the only aspect. plenty of big dick guys suddenly realize theres a little more to it than just jamming in. if a girl can have a great orgasm from a small angled toy, then you have no excuse.
Because nothing is simple in life, you can completely disregard this advice with some women. size will matter for some of them, but find someone else and stop being a retard. dick size is mostly genetics, your ancestors didn't let it stop them

Gooby won in the end. All you need is to have a big cock in life. Everything else is irrelevant.

>>149787993
Right would be pretty cute if her hair didn't make it look like she got hit with a frying pan.

Gooby lifting weights with his cock is ____?

>eating pussy
couldn't be me

>>149787884
15

>>149788034
>>149788021
one of his first roles in the 80s was playing a gay dude with AIDS. it is really funny someone looked at him and was like "i know the perfect role for you: AIDS patient"

>>149788049
Next level. Was curious how /fit/ would rate the workout but haven't come across it yet.

>>149788056
yikes. Humiliation ritual I fear

>>149788056
You look like a somali

>>149788052
there's a high chance you've never been the best a woman had, and a higher chance you never will be. (Don't eat just any pussy tho you could catch ultraaids)

>>149788052
this. Eating pussy gives you throat cancer.

>>149788066

>>149788070
i like steve buscemi as an actor. he objectively looks weird. nothing wrong with that, sometimes that helps in hollywood.

>>149788071
Make sure to keep that pussy clean for me bappa

Why did she make her do it?

So this incident is just a net positive for him then huh

>>149788066

Why is this general so full of faggots being obsessed with another man dick

>>149788084
He looks like a normal italian

>>149788095
why are you 4'3?

>>149788080
michael douglas got mouth cancer because catherine zeta jones didnt wash her pussy. if it's clean youre fine

>>149788091
how many jon anik clones are roaming the earth?

>>149788095
>too insecure to appreciate another man's penis

>>149788066
>so tom holland, in this role you will get fucked in the ass by a black man

>>149788095
That's /box/

>>149788091
>>149788081
You've seen nothing yet

CONOR MCGREGOR YOU GOTTA COME BACK AND FUCK SOMEBODY. I AM THE MOST ENTERTAINING LIGHTWEIGHT ON THE PLANET. BUT I WANT TO UP THE STAKES CONOR I WANT YOU AT YOUR BIGGEST I WANT YOU AT YOUR BADDEST AND I WANT YOU AT YOUR BEST. YOU AND ME WITH OUR RAGING HARD ONS OUT AND TWO DUMBELLS AROUND THEM.

>>149787933
>>149788066
>ok anon in this scene you're getting fucked up the ass and you like it
>ok, I'm getting fucked up the ass and I like it

FACE THE PAIN

Okay now you're just posting actual gay shit

>>149787989
It's close but I'm a sucker for curly hair

>>149788124
there is nothing gay about two guys putting their penises in each other's butthole. it's a vitality ritual. the greeks did it. i bet you dont even carry a JO crystal

>>149785452
Do dick weight exercises actually do anything?

>>149788085
the people you sleep with don't shower and have balls down there. our potential partners do not align. remember to stack some towels for your knees bappa

>>149788139
Yep

>>149788135
I do not are they expensive

>>149788085
t. bad at sex

We now know where gooby's confidence comes from

>>149788141
You're awfully defensive over me not licking a dick sheath

A solid hard on, nipples like cigars, knockout power. Gooby is really God's creation! God bless The Notorius!

pusseypusseypussey

>>149788011
false. you're desperate for the attention you don't get irl

>>149788143
Like what? Stringer boners? Also do I need a weight or can I just apply resistance with my finger

>>149788159
What ever happened with this venture

>>149788150
you can always make one yourself DIY. glass vials work too. it'll make you last longer in the sauna or whatever finns do for fun

>>149788157
how do you think eating pussy works anon? you don't stick your tongue in like a dip and dab

>>149788158
>>149788159
>>149785452

The best is blessed

>>149788086
Holy fuck I take it all back post more Goobdick

>>149788172
I've been pretty clear that I don't do it b

>>149788168
in the works b just like the chandler fight

Gooby could bust a coconut open with his pelvis floor muscles

Someone post schaubs hawlg, been a while

And PVZ's butthole for good measure

I could easily heem every single one of your twinks here all at the same time. Pic related: it's me.

>>149788170
Fun?

Haters BTFO, gooby won

People seem to have forgiven the potato farmer dig a bit too quickly for my liking

>>149788052
Becaise you're a goofy
Meanwhile steppas:

>>149788265
eating pussy is so gross

If I'm erin blanchfield I'm hitting conor up right away

Gooby bimboified Dee and shares his BWC for all to see.

You know back when I'd casually get Bisping's take on cards and watch shorts of heems I never knew I'd end up seeing so much penis

eating pussy? what's next, dressing like a lesbian? you probably in a sweater vest with no jacket drinking some ipa talmbout the height of female passion

>>149788252
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue /heem/

Where can I see Conor's hog

>>149788251
>Those boots
Is his right leg shorter than left?

>>149788304
Scroll up homo

Real men eat pussy

>>149788308
one sock is rolled down and the other isnt

>>149788302
So like drinking?

>>149788265
T Wood's been whistling in the wheatfields?

>>149788321
The soles on the boots. His right boot is essentially a platform shoe, his left looks to have a normal sole.

I love eating pussy

>eating clam
Bunch of faggots if you ask me

>>149788329
Beats facefucking a rabid raccoon

>>149788322
close enough

>>149788265
Eatin that puss puss like it's watermelon

Fingering a pussy is gross
Eating pussy is fine
Fucking a pussy with your dick is divine

Eating pussy tastes like battery but sometimes you just got to push through to make the sex better.

Jake Paul hit T Wood so hard he awoke in Section 80 housing munching ghetto box

>>149788336
Can't say I disagree

Please make it /blanchy/ /heem/ edition

>>149788036
That's but that's too typical for me. You should know by my taste I'm into real shit

Redditbib refused to expose himself to a woman without her consent over the internet

>>149788411
>>149788411
>>149788411