Thread 149786387

Last day of the third test @ Lord's

scores at tea:
ENGLAND 387. & 192.
v INDIA 387. & 163/9.

India need 30 runs to win with 1 wickets remaining.
England making extremely hard work of it.
England have lost the story.

Benjamin Stokes I am pleading with you to stop

YFO

YFO

YFO

You dont wanna use the spergers thread?

wickets in please

Not watching any more of this
wasted the whole day with this shit

>>149786387 (OP)
fucking SPASTIC
FUCKING SPASTIC FUCKHEAD CUNT
ABSOLUTE FUCKHEAD

Ben Stokes is going to bowl 10 more after the break claiming to be 'rested up'

our king sits on a throne so I know about it

>149786414
lmao what a sperg

I guess the pitcher who gets the last batter gets a knighthood.

bit rude to not type out the Aus score in the OP when they've been complaining about it multiple times since yesterday. bullying really

siraj celebrating is as annoying as a mosquito when trying to snooze. England better redeem win

NZ won by like 1 run only 18 months ago but I suppose >sky doesn't have the rights to show the footage of that.

I was chilled after the 9th wicket but tense again now
not good this

England have the lost the story by an innings and 227 runs.

>>149786439
It’s childish and unnecessary.

Why is this match still fucking going

very discord OP pic

>Watching a pirate English cricket stream
>Not a single constipation medication ad
They were in every ad break when watching Formula1. That was Sky as well.

Cricket enjoyers are healthier than F1 watchers?

cos broad retired otherwise it would be finished in one over
haha

For those interested the Emma Raducanu interview on TMS was at about 13:08

Highlights from what she said.
>she giggled a lot and seemed pleasantly shy
>this is her first ever test match and she couldn’t stay all day because of an afternoon training session followed by a corporate event with sponsors
>Emma has visited india 3 times and won 2 ITF tournaments in New Delhi. She hopes to travel around the country by train or motorcycle one day.
>cricket and tennis are very different sports so there’s only so much technique best practice to share. The mental side has similarities.
>can’t attend any Hundred events because she’ll be in the US all summer into late September
>said she’s just good friends with Carlos Alcaraz and that they’ve spoken following his defeat yesterday

>>149786501
Famously high fibre diets in cricketeers

>>149786501
About five years ago the only ads were for hair loss and erectile dysfunction support. Sky realised this was sending the wrong message.

>>149786517
vacuous individual DFW was right

>>149786517
wtf is up with the bottom of her ear?

>Hair lice / dandruff
Grim.

>>149786517
>>149786553
It’s quite obviously her ear piercings m8

making a greek salad

>>149786581
nice to see you've made a friend

>jofra archer coming to the ground on an ebike

khans crime ridden london

Stokes is being mean to Jofra

going to go out on a limb and say we don't get more than 5 overs after Tea

>>149786541
how u mean

>>149786517
This cunt looks plain weird. What is the fascination?

>>149786644
and who wins?

Predict Archer to come on and get walloped for 30 off a single over

>>149786606
fresh off his 8 hour just eat delivery rounds

>>149786657
4chan has a simp epidemic.

you know India are going to score about 20 then a huge rainstorm is going to wash over Lords

>>149786569
She almost has cauliflower ear. Even where her ear piercings are (she doesn't have a lobe) looks swollen.

>>149786659
India

sorry to say this but Archer's return to the team has really exposed /cric/ as a general full of small minded bigots

>this car ad had a catchy tune from 50 years ago, you know what, I'm gonna go buy a $40,000 car tomorrow
How does this shit work on anyone to the point it's worth doing?

>>149786670
But why for her? She is odd looking. If it was for Alisha Lehmann or someone like that I'd understand (even though she's mad overrated. Ana Markovic clear)

>>149786679
Apologies for not properly emphasising that at all times

>>149786679
the English (and welsh) Cricket team should be filled with Englishmen (and welsh)

Today you will see the third tied test match in the history of

>>149786693
can say this about all the mids simps make threads about.

>Bashir
Congratulations India

I will personally give Siraj a blowjob if India wins!

>>149786732
Sure you will you fucking faggot

YFO mate

>>149786693
You think this is acceptable? Fucking hell, man. Even English roses are better than this.

Yeah lad, Yank Flags Only

>>149786747
she used to be so pretty, this country ruined her

>>149786747
nice arse to be fair to the lass

>>149786747
her and the tennis girl could have a Silly Mid Off

>Shave off eyebrows
>Draw them back on

>>149786747
She's got a lovely bottom 2bf

Was that Rohit in the crowd?

>>149786747
nice tribute to warnie's top score on her neck there

What’s life like in that 15-20 floor flat behind Lord’s?

>camera doesn't stay zoomed out enough to see the close catchers in case of a bat pad chance
holy fuck these fucking retard directors in the UK are morons. you know their biggest plan is shorter bowling with a bunch of guys around the bat, so stay zoomed out.

>Taking the single
Uh...

nice fielding lads

okay get a wicket now

>>149786762
moving to England is a fate worse than hell

>>149786830
This is the one I mean
What kind of people live there?
How much?
Why aren’t they sat on their balcony enjoying the sun?

>>149786830
probably pretty good. they cost a fucking bomb those flats

>Siraj on strike for a full over
>Letting the spinner bowl the next over
England deserve to lose desu.

>bashir so harmless they say fuck it we'll have the #11 start the over
>let him get a single off the first ball because no-one runs to the ball
FUCKING KEK

>>149786856
>Why aren’t they sat on their balcony enjoying the sun?

sat inside in their puffa jackets and heating on surrounded by black mould

bashit is so shit

>>149786869
this is fucking hilarious to watch

agent bashir

>commentators start talking about ties
fucking pom with the anti-jinx

we're actually going to get the new ball

>Jadeja pulling his pants down in the middle of the pitch
Poobreak v2, street edition.

reckon one quick wicket here and england will be in with a good chance

>game moving so slow that this thread will probably lap the poothetic pozzie one as well
lmao embarrassing stuff lads

Wrap this up by 5pm please lads, I've got to take my daughter to the park

>>149786931
the speed of the wicket is irrelevant desu, as long as they don't give up 23 runs.

would quite like some spinner kino here

>>149786916
awful patter

archer's bowling like he couldn't go to the toilet at tea because someone stunk it out

Retire hurt.

MAN DOWN

ave it

>>149786943
watch out there are melanated individuals at the park

>>149786948
Sorry we need Archer to chuck 78mph pies

do it again, just hurt the man

>time wasting for the draw
sad

CHEATING POMS

If England can take a wicket before they concede another 23 runs they'll be within a good chance of winning however we can't of course discount the possibility of a tie

>>149786985
they're all at lord's

>shot of the entire crowd jeering jofra on the boundary
kek

RETIRED HURT

this is getting proper fucking naughty now

CHADra

why do pajeets try to act like drunk English and Australian fans? it's really cringe

"pom" is a quintessential Australian word, makes no sense for non-Australians to use it.

is there such a thing as an attractive indian woman? those wags look awful

Strong smell of poo in here.

why is bash here still bowling?

>>149787001
Thanks Michael Owen

Don't worry they'll just invent a rule where Kohli is allowed to come in as a substitute

Business idea: fielders in a catching position

>>149787044
bashball innit

WinViz gives a 3% chance of a tie

You racist pigs

Business idea: bowling out a number 11

GOTTEM GONE

>>149787076
completely pulled out of its arse with no maths involved

lmfao

HAHAHA FUCK OFF

Fuck

BASHIRS DONE IT
THE MAN HAS EARNT HIS SPOT

FUCKING GOT IT

kek
DEARY ME

hahahahaaaaaa

CALLED IT
I called a played on earlier

KINO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE'S FUCKED IT
WICJET

gayest wicket

NEVER
IN
DOUBT

wtf

>Pakistan mogging India
imagine how much worse this makes it for the poos lmaooooo

kwanwieb (kek what a never winning in england bitch)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>POO

fucking pathetic
fuck off

GONE
SELF STUMPED
EASY GAME

>>149787114
fucking this

new to the game
called carse and bashir

easy, don't know what the fuss was about

always then plan, never in doubt

POOMILIATION

so long, seethraj

KWAB

Fitting end

That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

>>149787127
well done
continue analysing
too many blogshitters here

Joe Root thought he was Flintoff there didn't he
so forced kek

FUHNINALLY I DEFINITELY DIDNT DOUBT

England 2-1 up in the Sharma-Onions trophy. No way India wins it from here. England will win the next test and India will win the dead rubber at the end.

Siraj the official winner of KWABOTY

>>149787147
proper spin bowling

>bindia
>bindia
>bindia
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
also didn't realise bashir was such a lanklet wtf is he like 6'6?

England win by 22 runs*

*After comprehensively losing the story

INGLAN

>>149787147
kino

can't handle Isa gasping the word "edging"

replay is even more outrageous than i thought, very happy with that nonsense

>>149787147
>A great moment for Shoaib Bashir. His greatest moment probably in Test cricket, so far.
grim lol

They lost due to Washington

>>149787147
Absolutely comical. It's like winning Wimbledon with a net cord.

>>149787176
still Jota

NEVER IN DOUBT

Looks like you needed a Black man and a Brown man to get the win. Couldn’t manage it solo, huh?

ok Ausbros, I will now use your thread
(jk lol)

aint that a dead ball?

Feel like we got hard done with certain decisions here

>>149787179
Shows what getting a proper diet can do for you instead of south asian arseslop

So is Bumrah off?
His lack of 2nd innings wickets lost the first test.
Brainlet batting cost Jadeja a match winning innings.
I heard he wasn't playing other tests.

ah yes the little flurry of jeet posts to show their face before they disappear for hours again after getting it out (bit like Siraj) of their system

>>149787218
cope pajeet

>>149787223
How is the ball dead you floorshitter?

>>149787147
Siraj spun the ball more than Bashir.

>>149787218
Why did you entrust a Khalistani captain and a Muslim bowler mate?

>>149787147
When you brag about having a new luxury apartment but then it comes out it's a bedsit your mum bought for you

Bit of aggro in here. Whats with you blokes today?

Forever a win with a *
Imagine celebrating this.

*chucks away an easy victory for his team*

>>149787147
absolute peach of a delivery for his finest moment in test cricket

thinking some apology letters to LORD bashir are in order

>>149787218
>India usee exclusively dark skinned players
>lost
Maybe get a couple of whites in for the next test

remember when india had a chance to win a series in england but they left the last test to go play IPL then came back 6 months later and got bazzed

>>149787223
Ball wasn't settled with the keeper or bowler, not trapped in clothing or a boundary and won't count as both teams ceasing to regard it is as in play. so no.

>>149787281
kek gottem

>>149787271
>ladies and gentlemen your BCCI-ICC player of the match lmao

Washington not given the media duties today

>>149787147
>first ball he turned
>gets a wicket
it's that easy huh?

>>149787250
That's my question, at what point is the ball considered dead since it did take a few seconds and deflections for the ball to even reach the stump

Regarding the Rahul dismissal I think its fair to question it since it hit his kneeroll which is he was hopping and it was somehow plumb according to hawkeye? certainly questionable imo

>>149787312
>Intensity
>Integrity
>Infidels

>Test over
Guess it's back to discussing how big Connor McGregor's penis is until the Windies game starts.

kek what a kwab

>>149787331
Are you arguing the ball is dead once it hits the bat?

>can't make 193 on a flat road
/cric/ told me bindia had a decent batting attack and I heard one of the players yesterday saying it'd be done and dusted by lunch. what happened?

>>149787334
>i'm built for BIC (big irish cock)

Bashir will play 150 tests for England

English fans celebrating a victory given by literal immigrants (stokes, archer, bashir), enjoy when they use sports slop propoganda to bring more of em kek

The simple fact is this. Indian should have easily won this match with their middle order but they completely failed. The fact England won, albeit in a close match, shows a failure of India to perform under pressure.

>pajeets understanding the laws of the game
never was your strong point

>>149787339
villain of the narrative, no matter what England do next

>>149787353
No I am just enquiring when is it considered dead since their is no hard criteria for that, that's indeed a problem

Does fatguts ever show his gut around here when india lose?

>>149787371
>English fans celebrating a victory
Oh yeah I forgot they won

sebshit is like britjeet
can dish it out but can't take it

>>149787391
When it stops, water closet dodger

>>149787371
Maybe if india selected non-indian players you would have more success. But, that would require people to move to india, which no one would ever want to do.

>>149787371
>1.5 BILLION pajeets to pick from
>can't beat a plucky little island team at their third favourite sport

>>149787391
the ball was rolling towards the stumps you dumb jeet
how is that a dead ball

>>149787391
Regardless the umpire has the final decision and said nothing

Went off at tea as couldn’t stand it any more.

Thank fuck they won that, but still a fucking disgrace.

India lost to a team where half the players are droppable.

I'll give credit to Jadeja, who is the only Indian player anyone respects.

>>149787420
>1.5 BILLION pajeets to pick from
Don't forget 1.5 billion absolutely cricket mad jeets. Not like it's a niche sport over there. Absolute embarrassment

Thinking about earlier when England beat India in the cricket

>>149787355
Wasn’t a flat road,. That from a bowling perspective is what made this sooooooo shit.

>>149787413
same guy

>>149787442
>losing to shitters like Carse, Bashir, and an Archer who hasn't played in 30 years

Where's that pozzie gone who claimed Jadeja was putting out a better innings than Stokes 135* at Headingley lmao

congrats bindia for beating a team with the worst opener in the history of test cricket, one half decent batsman and a completely injured bowling attack

>>149787467
Had to keep running off and wasting time as well

corner shop's closed early in a huff

new to cricket lad, u in m8?
he said Carse and Bashir would be the key men at the end of Eng's innings yesterday
Poster of the Match for me

You can tell the sport journalists that cover cricket here are poos because they get properly upset when England win. It’s nightmare fuel for them. The mere mention of “England” sends them into raptures

Anyway because I am not a poo or an Australiwog I am going to enjoy the rest of my Monday

Jeets really fucked this run chase. NO WAY should we have won this match. Fuck me I love test cricket so much lads.

>England win by 22 runs
>Crawley: 22 (49)
say sorry right now

>>149787487
Yeah that was me

>>149787456
medvedev fella x
interesting ending tho ngl

>Atherton saying Jadu
it's always extremely cringey when an opposition player uses a nickname like that. Swann does it all the time - saying Punter, JL etc. so brownnosy

>>149787487
we calls him zachy

>>149787420
I have a high regard for this plucky little island. This royal throne of kings. This scepter'd isle. This earth of majesty. This seat of Mars. This other Eden, demi-paradise.

>>149787494
>he knew
Crawley-sama, I kneel

>>149787420
how is having 1.5 billion people relevant? The top corp of players are limited in all countries regardless of population, also a sizable chunk of that 1.5 billion doesn't have access to basic necessities let alone cricket

I would say that majority of English players have a bigger advantage due to better access to facilities from an earlier age due to cricket being a largely middle to upper middle class sport in England

Also when was the last time you saw England compete this well when the series is in India? lets be real ind vs England is only a contest when india is playing in foreign conditions

regardless Indian domination across cricket is still evident more so in recent years

>Crawley scored 22
>England win by 22
Did (You) notice?

>44 and 33 in the game
>man of the match
game's gone

>>149787517
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KWkTQvlnDTI

>>149787532
Holy cope

>how is having 1.5 billion people relevant
who invited this tard lmao

>>149787532
Wasn't your fault India lost mate so don't have a meltdown

>>149787541
no 5 wicket haul and no half century meant it should have gone to root for the only century

>regardless Indian domination across cricket is still evident more so in recent years
haven't won anything except a t20 world cup which they acted like was the biggest thing of all time

Should’ve been an easy chase, but we bottled it. Congrats to England i guess

That pitch was bizarre

>>149787573
>we
what position did you bat m8

pitch was fine
modern batters are shitters who have no clue unless it's a complete road with no movement

Might go for a walk and enjoy the nature and liberties inherent to the free-born sons of the British Empire.

reckon Bumrushofbloodtothehead lost it

wew broad makes archer look tiny

>Englishers are celebrating this """"win""""
grim

>>149787532
Stop coping. Cricket is a niche sport in this country. Hardly anyone here gives a fuck about this sport (sadly). Even taking into account India's relative lack of cricketing infrastructure, your potential talent pool still numbers tens of million's. Ours is tens of thousand's at best.

Regardless, Karun nair has to go, his dismissal was the entire reason this collapse was triggered

reddy is also absymal with the bat, I am not sure for how long will his average level of bowling let him have a spot
Personally I would pick dhruv jurel without a second thought, he is a much better batsman and a keeper too

just realised the private school VAT increases will weaken our future cricket player pool

>>149787644
height difference isn't really that big

>>149787672
reckon Siraj is cooked

>>149787664
It isn’t quite niche it’s just like either code of rugby. The people into it are really into it and that’s where the player pool comes from

SKY AREN'T APOLOGISING FOR THE LANGUAGE JOFFRA SAID PISSING ME OFF WHERE IS THE APOLOGY CHILDREN ARE WATCHING

What are Archer's plans tonight?

starmer hates cricket

this pajeet is just forcing himself to post because of all the comments about the bindian flag disappearing kek

>>149787664
As I said the difference in infrastructure and conditioning (physical and mental) makes up for that, also we are talking as if India severely underperforms in cricket which is clearly not true, this is a transitioning side holding its own in England where we haven't won since like 2007

Numbers only matter to a certain extent, after a while sheer talent can only take you so far, and I would argue if only the highest performers and talented people in a team were to be considered, India is quite ahead in that metric (Bumrah, Kohli etc are literally miles ahead of competition on individual basis) What I do think is that our team likes the temperament which can be credited to many factors

corr isa guha and cooky in the background

>>149787726
Tard

>bum rah is the best bowler in the world apparently
>lose when he plays
hmm?

a fantastic display of test match crigget

>>149787720
I yearn for the end of commentators apologizing for "colourful language".

>>149787692
nah he's good, his temperament and on field actions are actually pushed even more by our coaches etc

reminder certain man is rishi poonak's bum buddy. southern tarqs looking out for each other

>>149787738
Or, it’s a case of cricket being a sport and sport tends to have a winner or a loser on a given fixture. There shouldn’t need to be a deeper explanation than that. You win some and you lose some and England beating India today is down to how they played, not “infrastructure” or how the players are conditioned

>stop making motorway pitches
>stop playing spazball
>win
it was that easy

>>149787726
Stokes had key moments with bat, bowl, and fielding so inarguable when his team won also.

>>149787793
yes I agree with your general idea, but there are some underlying reason too, though I again agree that no amount of infrastructure can prepare you for today's minefield of a wicket

>>149787793
our victory over india today is the result of our inherent cultural superiority

>>149787828
>importing foreigners to win some sports games
Interesting strategy.

>>149787828
let's not go there kek

>1.5 bil
>1 sport
>lose
LOL

1.5 billion streetshitters and you can't beat the outnumbered white man

this indian is just a larper on a vpn btw

>>149787147
Absolutely hilarious. Loved how he was hunched over in embarrassment afterwards.

>>149787875
whomst?

interesting how zachy and bard go missing when there's test cricket on. just an observation

stokes confirmed to TMS he was repeatedly giving himself a bowl because he wanted to be the hero kek

>>149787738
India is the global centre of the sport, with more people than every other cricket-playing nation on the planet combined. In the IPL, you also have the richest and most popular cricket league. Stop talking like you're some underdeveloped backwater like Afghanistan, who only discovered the sport a decade ago, Something would be seriously wrong if you WEREN'T consistently producing players like Bumrah and Kohli.
>transitioning side
Lmao. This is our worst test side in a generation, maybe longer. We have a shitter like Crawley to open our batting and our only dedicated spinner is Shoaib Bashir ffs. The fact that we were forced to recall a semi-crocked Archer, should tell you everything you need to know.

>>149787918
Nah mate. Don't see how the poor old Indians can win. Perhaps they need 99% of ICC revenue.

heh

>>149787918
>bashir


what happened to Thomas Hartley? he was bumming Indians well back in January of....last year

>>149787532
If you have 1.5 billion people and still can't build a cricket team that's better than a country of 60 million (UK) or 26 million (AUS) that's definitely a you problem.

not only did england win the test, they won the story and dare I say it, already have one hand on the ashes urn

>>149787147
I only know a little bit about cricket. Why didn't the batsman whack the ball? Even if the bowler gives a slow delivery it should be possible to hit the ball far away right?

>>149788102
Siraj is a specialist bowler, his very low batting average is normal for that role. He was trying to defend his wicket with dot balls so the over ends and middle order batsman Jadeja can take the reins. But as Siraj showed, even defending is hard for non-batsmen.

>>149787951
>pitch is collapsing
>expect to blitz the runs inside 40 overs
LOL

>Shoaib Bashir confirmed to have a broken finger. "It's not good news," says Ben Stokes. Out of at least the Old Trafford Test

There goes your only spinner

>>149788153
>least

>>149788134
I see thanks. Maybe I should educate myself on cricket some day.

>>149788153
RETVRN

>>149788176
he's maybe even worse with the ball but at least he can bat to about current Woakes level

>>149788167
Bumrah, another specialist bowler, whose batting average is also very low at around 6.00, tried whacking it and it was an easy catch. Tailenders should be focusing on defending their wicket if their batting partner is capable of making the runs. So both Bumrah and Siraj fucked it for Jadeja.

Jadeja was also batting like a bit of a tard with no intent
should have looked a bit more positive with Bumrah instead of just blocking everything

Always makes me laugh when a team loses and the amount of denied singles is more than the amount they lost by

>>149788205
Worst part is he's capable of it as well. Not as if he's a complete shitter of a batsman.

>le rotate strike on every 4th ball man
Absolutely braindead

>>149788205
Even when he did take singles it was to put Bumrah/Siraj into bat. Leach's 1* at Headingley 2019 was off 17 balls, for some reason Jadeja made those two face 84 balls.

>>149788187
Fair enough, thanks for explaining

This was a better win than the run chase

>>149788205
Vaughan was saying at the time that he didn't understand why they weren't going for boundaries
At that moment every time India got more than a single, it rattled England

>>149788493
kino heel

>>149788153
Good riddance. Bring in Dawson.

for me, it's Monty Panesar

>>149788563
lol

>>149787147
Does this count as bowling him around his legs?

>>149788563
Anything specific during the match that hurt their feelings?

GO, GO, GO JOSEPH

https://youtu.be/3PLziNmmK50

>>149787571
Don't forget the "Afraid of Pakistan" Trophy

>>149789075
Why does a guy have his boundary wagonwheel tattooed on his neck?

>australia lead by 187 with three wickets in hand and Windies yet to bat
hmmmm

>>149789054
I legitimately don't think there were any. He went on to say
>"I own a car, a sedan, which I can park through the gap between the bat and ball. It's clear it was not out. But this is not the first time. My father was watching the match with me. And he told me, 'whenever Paul Reiffel comes, India will not win.' Even Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain said the umpires could have acted a bit firmer with players taking time," he added.
But he's having a laugh if he thinks England were worse than India at wasting time in this test, I doubt Atherton and Nasser were talking about England there.

>>149789191
Make that two

Given how shit Windies have been in 4th innings this series 187 might be enough

>>149789191
>three wickets in hand

GONE GOT HIM CLEANED UP LEG STUMP. FUCK OFF ON YOUR FUCKING BIKE MATE

I said it earlier but if Bashir didn’t get his finger mangled England win the test in session 2. As soon as he found his length and pace, he was bowling too quickly initially he was getting bounce and turn from a length you had to play it, he’s nowhere near as shit as people make him out to be- just too raw still, he does bowl some good balls/decent spells.

>>149789204
>Even Mike Atherton and Nasser Hussain said the umpires could have acted a bit firmer with players taking time," he added.
Would've loved the umpires to force Jadeja to stay out there and either piss/poo himself.

ahhhh watch out india!!!!!

>>149789287
zozzle

could west indies chase this? not following but their batting does seem dire

>>149789287
Can't post things like that, mate.

>>149789233
Other thread for the Aus v WI match fella

>>149789389
Was watching the highlights on BBC2

>>149789403
Steven Finn talks so much bullshit

>Henry Blofeld at the Australian airport
When asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”, his reply was, “My dear old thing, I didn't realise it was compulsory!”
hehe

Australia all out for 121 against the worst grimdies lmao
just give us the ashes already

>>149789522
England would be lucky to get 100 against them. They're a legit good bowling team (with trash batting).

Good start to the grimdiess innings

>>149789548
Do you mean West Indies or Australia?

Grimdies on track to being all out for 0 after 5 overs

>>149789680
>>149789637
>>149789522
See >>149759755

I don't care. I hate thread splits.
WI are 0/3 lmao

Whoever’s playing windies needs to plug in their controller lol

>>149789731
haha

>less than 200 to get
uhh WI could still win thoughever

Will Windies end with more runs than wickets?

this is the Windies bunker
pozzies FUCK OFF

are we in here lads or are we baking a fresh thread split like a bunch of peewees?

We're in here now. This is the thread.

A lower order century and the Winiggers can still do it

STARC'S WIFE MENTIONED

>Jane: "Good news for West Indies that they have at least got to 12, the lowest first class total ever for a team"
kek

Greaves will do it. Famous innings incoming.

DROPPED THE REGGAE REGGAE SAUCE

HE'S DROPPED THE WEBSTER-GREAVES TROPHY

DROPPED THE LARA-CROFT

>Dropped
>Konstas
Can't bat, can't catch. Drop him.

Just need 15 to get past NZ's 26

that dropped catch will be the moment australians look back to when they wonder why they didn't win this test

This is the final death of Windies test cricket

DROPPED THE LOWEST TEST SCORE RECORD

>>149790145
no need to say it twice mate, heard you the first time haha

good good... let Aus think their bowling is in good shape by statpadding against these memers. that's when bazball will strike

What is up with the order of the wicket/runs?

>12-6 (runs - wickets)
>5-6 (wickets - runs)

Even playing their talismanic, cousin-raping full Guyanese jungle monkey, this is the best the Windies can dish up?

commentator implying Steve Smith is only scared of black fast bowlers

>>149790170
runs/wickets is normal outside of poostralia
"he's taken five (wickets) for 6 (runs conceded" is normal phrasing

>bindies
on a brighter note grats on the win v india bongs archer and stokes looked elite

>>149790169
>mfw the Aussies unleash HIS LAND and he gets 8/8

COMEBACK

do you think moments like this some of the part-time bowlers start hanking for the ball so they can add test wickets to their career stats

Greavers know whats going to happen

Aussies about to lose the story

>>149790179
tell me why Australia have never had a black player. Symonds doesn't count

>>149790206
Jason Gillespie and Scott Boland are apparently aboriginals and abos are black.

>>149790206
Uh, I know he's been invisible for the last 3 years but Khawaja.

>>149790206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

>>149790206
Kathy Freeman was the first Australian athlete I remember watching

Morning ruined by these useless niggers

>bowler showing more heart and concentration than the top order
grim

>18/6

it's a rugby score out there

Send Michael Richards into the Windies dressing room to give them a rev up

>>149790258
Windies should just field 10 bowlers and obligatory white boy as wicketkeeper

>>149790277
good millennial reference this. luckily /cric/ is full of 30 and 40 year olds like me who get it. wouldn't work in a footy thread haha

>wonder what the great minds of spee have to opine about this test
>>149790251

please break our record carribean bros

>>149790277
LOVE Micah Richards punditry on BT Sport for the footy. Great banter!

Without mentioning gender or race what makes the 1st one cringe and the 2nd based?

they're 10% of the way there (runs). could be an ELITE comeback if the ball gets old and swing stops

>>149790320
What was Merv texting, lads?

Not sure the cotton-pickers have earned their break

>>149790325
Nevermind batting in the near dark because the nogs haven't worked out how to light a stadium properly

>we'll come back in a moment, don't go away
>me: *goes away*

>>149790335
See>>149790251

Just stay in your crease for the rest of the 3 days I would
Don't worry about runs

West Indies have had about four good batsmen in their entire history (Sobers, Lara, Chanderpaul, Russell)

bongs got all excited beating a second rate indian team and were hoping to celebrate with an aussie loss
suck shit cunts

>>149790320
Armpits.

>>149790425
Gayle

>>149790443
Him switching to T20 crap chasing the money killed their test side.

>>149790443
>le hit and giggle man

>>149790451
He played over a hundred tests. He's allowed to look after the bank account.

>>149790432
Hooper was a gun

>>149790425
and viv greenidge haynes lloyd richardson and headley

>>149790425
Viv Richards you utter brainlet

>>149790517
None of them were any better than average. Doubt any would get into England's current team, for example

>>149790559
He was ok but was lucky that he could statpad in an era of really bad bowlers. I'd put him on par with Ollie Pope. Solid international player, but very forgettable

>>149790562
I know you like to knight anyone who won a test series, but foreign players need to be proper good to get the Sir title.

>>149790589
It was mostly just woke nonsense knighting people like that

>we survived!
>boland gets the ball
:S

FUCKING SAM AGAIN
GET KONSTAS OFF
GET HIM OFF
BIG FUCKIN SPASTIC

>>149790157
>no need to say it twice mate

What does he do again?

Pink ball cricket is an absolute meme. it doesn’t count. I’m sorry but it’s true.

HIS LAND

>>149790699
Its those big stupid sunglasses on his cap

>>149790716
Like watching a child

Compare Cummins captaincy vs Stokes'.
Stokes bowled himself for 20 overs in a row hoping to get the cheap tailend wickets to pad his stats.
Cummins has refused to put himself on because he wanted his other bowlers to feast.

BORLAND

>People raving about Starc
>Boland going to steal the show with a hattrick
HIS
FUCKING
LAND

making 30 in a pink ball innings is like a century in normal cricket

>>149790768
Archer injury magnet, Bashir had a broken finger. Left only two other healthy bowlers. He was leading from the FRONT.

>>149790783
Just noticed the ball and the shade of red it's using

GONE GOTTEM SCOTT BOLAND HAS A HATTRICK ON AUSTRALIA DAY

>>149790768
This is true. Kept India in the game, really.

A HAT TRICK FOR HIS LAND

mad how HIS LAND is basically Ryan Harris but about 3mph slower and Australia hardly play him. incredibly smooth brained selectors

Grimdies can still tie New Zealand for worst innings ever lads

>hat trick
Hat trick
>hat trick
Hat trick
>hat trick
Hat trick
>hat trick
Hat trick
>hat trick
Hat trick
>hat trick
Hat trick
>hat trick
Hat trick
>hat trick
Hat trick

Is this the greatest bowling inning ever? Record 5fer. Hattrick.

most unnoticed hattrick on /cric/ ever
actually even the Aus team aren't really celebrating it

Is this the lowest ever test score?

'chabin bla x
y'all stayin' yamagucci bla x

lol bindies

>>149790810
Did he inside edge it onto the stumps? I still can't figure out what happened.

>>149790832
hehehe hell yeah

kek sebshit turning up hours after bindia's loss
nice disappearing act fat. yfo yourself for good though

>>149790844
alri
x

>>149790831
scores level

>>149790831
Lowest is 26, so it's possible to tie it.

umm..some.of us have other things to do fella x

feel for dis fella though ngl >>149790815

>6 ducks
kek

>>149790865
Didnt england do that recently?

>>149790851
>>149790853
>held by peewees
kek

Australia play suspiciously more d/n tests than everyone else don't they. not sure how elite their bowling numbers would be otherwise

>27-9
AND STILL

Just realized that was a perfect hat-trick.

>Konstas misfield lets Windies go past the lowest ever total
What a stinker of a series.

WINDIES AVOIDS THE "BAD ENDING"
>>149790879
kwab

6-9
nice (iykwim)

niggi windies get rekt

Live Kiwi Reaction

>>149790879
KWWWWWAB

GONE GOTTEM THE WHOLE OF WINDIES CRICKET BTFO RETIRE IT NOW PLACE IT IN THE GRAVE FUCKING CREMATE IT
>>149790873
Yh but overall innings score was a bit more than 26

Think you should take a page out of Mulders book and let them get to 27 so peeland can keep the record :)

>>149790883
26 all out is the Derby 2007/08 of cricket: it will NEVER be broken

GRIRE looking scorecard that
ffs their best bowler cummins didn't even bowl

>>149790879
UNDEFEATED
UNDISPUTED
NEVER SCORED A RUN

>Lose right after you avoid the record
Based

>27 runs
More than India could manage today.

27 still puts them in the bottom 10 alongside Pozzstralia and Bindia.

>Cam Green 42(66)
how elite was this innings? fucking apologise

>6/9
I see....

If that sperg hadn’t made over 100 replies to himself there would have been no reason to move threads

>>149790909
Absolute shithousery

>2nd lowest Test score ever
>3rd shortest completed Test innings

>>149790925
Green should be MOTM ahead of Starc
2 40s on here was no joke (48 highest score of the game)

>>149790925
He got out first ball today. The cheatruns he got on the other days don't really count.

>>149790879
kek what a historic KWAB

>2/3
are these the best bowling figures in a test?
Surely this doesn’t count as a test?

Australia won
England won
South Africa won
where tf are the peewees?????

Scott Boland seems a nice lad (for an Australian)

>>149790946
Shit meant 3/2

>>149790976
Boland got 6/7 on his debut

done before the lights turned on today LOL

Remember seeing a young Mitchell Starc playing for Yorkshire against Worcestershire, and causing difficulties for world-class batsmen like Solanki and Mitchell

Called it right then that he was going to end up being a decent player and I was 100% right

Who's your MoTS?

>>149791000
>highest scorer got 224 runs in 6 innings
what a meme series

Phil Hughes (F) played in the same match and bazzed Starc to all corners of the ground thoughever

>>149790935
honestly don't think people care as much as you do about thread happenings countysperg. fucking hell you make it an entire soap opera in your head. go outside mate

I didn't watch any of this series until switching it on after seeing them 0/3
looks a really good meme series desu. there needs to be more series where bowlers get to dominate

>>149791019
Poopjeets won't like this

>>149791012
Go fuck yourself you cunt. I better you were the cunt posting in that thread whilst everyone else started on the other. Oh wait I forgot, you don’t post during tests do you, just get drunk and making rambling blog posts all night. Get a life yourself you fucking schizo.

>Britzo hours
Grim

>instantly spergsout
too easy kek. meds then bed lad

now go and make the new thread you little gimp. chop chop
*claps hands*

Does anyone have a proper screenshot of this? Fucked up and got the controls on it.

>All the panels showing as out
>That it was reviewed
>That the batsman was leaving it
We'll never see a DRS review as shit as it again. It was perfect.

Well, what to watch now?

>windies chasing 200
>take a piss
>all out for 27
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>149791083
It was really incredible. The cherry on top of a kino meme sundae

>>149791083
check the other thread mate. think the US webmlad was posting all the wicket clips

>>149791019
been a genuinely odd series

2nd test was the only one that even resembled normality and that still had the windies crashing and burning in the 4th innings

today was a complete and utter embarrassment even by the perilously low standards of the modern windies team

>>149791098
He posted >>149789712 and >>149789775.
So no batsman overlay.

ok it might be in the WI highlights vid on youtube later then
their highlights tend to be surprisingly good iirc

>>149791142
>>149791142
>>149791142

>>149791083
Fookin ell look at the tracking, was it actually unplayable?

>>149791063
>thinks everyone is countystreamslad
Fucking schizo

>>149791160
Look at the batsman. He shouldered arms and didn't offer a shot. Then reviewed it.

>>149791160
He didn't even attempt to put the bat down.

Morning lads can’t wait for a big day of cricket

>>149791008
Sean Abbott bazzed Phil Hughes' brain to all corners of the crease.

>>149791163
>tries to deny 20 posts later and after sperging out
sorry you got bullied by chadchy b and thanks for doing my bidding and baking the new (for free lol)

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