Thread 149791142

England win, go 2-1 up in the series.

Australia win, and btfo the windies.

T20 Blast games on.

>27
cric could put up 11 players who would score more runs
absolutely grire

>>149791175
Could've played ramp shots to every ball and would've easily doubled the total.

YFO

>>149791185
based memeswell

>3 tests, 5 T20s tour
grim

>The Windies' next red ball series is 2 tests in India in October
Being treated like the joke nation they've become

>>149791180
Yeah because it looked from the release like it was going to be 2 meters wide. I didn't catch any of the game, just the arc looks crazy, I don't know how the swing was.

>England/India
Test cricket is so back.
>Windies/Australia
nvm

>>149791226
>nation
bong education

>>149791299
cricket nation, thought that should have been obvious

more of a ganja smoking archipelago

>>149791328
kek

not heard a great deal of praise for s. konstas.
what did the wog do/not do?

>>149791319
still wrong

Those talentless lazy niggers have ruined my morning

feel like third world nations are poolapsing in every sport. can't keep up with infrastructure and migration dynamics mean you have to poach whatever eligible talent you can from the infra of bigger nations.

>>149791363
He has the same problem brook has although brook is a far better batsman
Anything on a good length hitting top of off and his brain freezes

>>149791373
like england?

>>149791424
Put another shrimp on the barbie, lad.

>>149791424
nah we are among the infra gods. other nations in sport have long being calling up talent trained here, that's how Ireland finally became a relevant footballing nation.

>>149791359
Thanks much.

We'll have a review, thanks.

>>149790815
lmoa
poor.fella x

3rd reply ITT

YFO'd in his own thread lmao

>>149791451
heh

the mass importation of the 3rd world into our beautiful countries drives up competition for work, cost of living and housing.
Because of this we have to work longer hours and participation in weekend sports drops both in number and quality of our national teams

Usman Khawaja - Pakistani
Sam Konstas - Greek
Beau Webster - American (probably)
Alex Carey - American (melungeon)
Pat Cummins - Direish
Mitchell Starc - Part East Asian
Scott Boland - Abo

>>149791212
Should be the standard tour package

>england just beat a second rate bindia team and prepare to celebrate
>AusGODs take the shine off englels win with a record breaking destruction of the windies
WE are the standard, the alpha and the omega of cricket, forever

Fucking hell windies

>>149791483
Truth.

>>149791446
was the previous ball a bouncer/riser? this is almost as funny as that epic Clarke leave that got him bowled

>>149791430
They say prawns, not shrimp. Don't understand where this meme came from.

>>149791571
>record breaking
Only the lowest for WI. It isn't even the lowest total, that is held by Poopeeland with 26 versus EnGODS in 1955.

>>149791650
Paul Hogan's Tourism Australia ad campaign.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_CPrCS8gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_FyJug3wzU

>>149791285
>referring to himself as Chad
lol post a pic of your arms and legs again you fat loser, or are you going to make up another incident about how you bullied someone? I’d tell you to go to bed but you never do, you’ll be posting until 4 AM as per usual you jobless neet loser. Keep seething that even sebbo and micksperg are more well liked and interesting posters than you. keep seething and trying to have “rivalries” with every other poster. Keep seething that somebody else made the thread OP, you clearly care more than anyone else whilst trying to deflect.

>>149791686
I assume for America, hence the shrimp comment. Grim times.

Were the West Indies ever really good? Or was everyone else just shit because they were still selecting players through nepotism with heavy doses of class discrimination?

>>149791698
how many years have they been servin' USA
grim

>>149791738
Since WW2 when the Poms deserted us.

So will they pick Dawson or Leach for the next test, or not bother with a spinner? I always think of Old Trafford as somewhere that eventually spins but who knows if /bazball/ orders a road? (Also hasn’t rained much)

Tendulkar’s daughters are absolute slags

>>149791755
>brown + brown = white
Maybe there is hope for England after all.

>that's considered white by pozzies
There might not be any hope for Australia after all

>>149791797
Left fully passes. Right probably has some wog blood in her.

>>149791820
>fully passes
lol not in a month of Sundays, at best she could pass for a dago of some sort but would be southern Italian or Spanish which aren’t even white.

Congratulations: Australia, England
Commiserations: West Indies
Rot and die: India

>when you live in Melbourne for so long that you forget what actual white people like like
grim

>everyone not capitalising White in this thread
Good heavens.....
I am truly am the Last.

>>149791755
I would sleep with sara tendulkar

>cricket stops
>thread descends into /pol/ ramblings

>>149791907
the last... i am the last...

woke up expecting to watch aussie
saw we absolutely pulverised them to end the series
ashes whitewash 5-0

Windy farts

>>149791446
The funniest part is the impact. How do you even think "yep, review" off that?

Really enjoyable end to that English test
Still gotta doubt some of the English dismissals throughout the test but despite that they still won
Not a win for Bazball, instead a win despite bazball

Mitchell Starc hates black people

we only really played bazball for a short period where Brook started slogging it about. the batting is very bad and were mostly got out. jeet bowling isn't even that good, our batting is just really awful atm

bumrah decided to try bazball after making 5 runs from 50something balls

>Sam Konstas drops and misfields are the only reason Windies got above 26
Sam Konstas revealed as peeweehaterlad

>>149792097
But still not as much as me
I would have bowled them out 10/0, driven purely by the Power of the Coming Fourth Reich

>>149792144
Guarantee he misfielded deliberately on 26 so that record would stand even longer

Deport Sam Konstas

>>149792140
What was more perplexing?
>Bumrah taking on the short ball
>Pilot shutting off the fuel

>>149792286
By redeeming the shot or the switch, they redeemed themselves
Pooetic

>>149791755
what is it with subcontinentals and aviators

I am a hateful, hateful man

>>149792368
Very good looks and sexy for womens

>>149791755
Sara Tendulkar mogged Grace Hayden

Grace is queen of /cric/, sorry ausjeet

SCOTT BOLAND HAS A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

>>149792577
im white
you can have mattys drug fucked hooker of a daughter, i'll sleep with the cute wholesome slampig

Disappointed in you lads

Jofra will get injured before the ashes right?

>>149793348
Hell get injured during the ashes ;)
#neva4get
#getreadyforabrokenfuckinarm
:skull:

You gotta wonder what else Boland has to do to stay in the side for the ashes

lookin for a local source for polysulfate, fellas. feel free to forward any leads to my dm, ya¿ tabla x

>>149793896
take a crowbar to hazelwood's knees tonya harding style

>>149793896
5-0 is a given at this point, fella, Boland or not

>>149792446
wood berry and force her to call my penis the little master

>>149792446
luff mik truks
plain x

reminder full strength england barely beat a depleted bindia side full of freshies and an injured chuckrah
make no mistake english cricket will be deleted this ashes tour

3-2 to India incoming fellas, just you watch
feel free to shove this post in my face later x

Who would win if England played the Windies rn? i think it would be close

>>149794081
Well, England are, as of right now, winners. The closer contest would be Windies vs India.

>>149794081
... yh even match ngl

>>149794092
Depends where they played. Bindia are used to minefields they'd destroy windies, englel are used to dead spazball pitches no chance in ganja land>>149794093

>>149794074
stick to memes fella, punditry isn't for you x

>>149794166
Grace Brothers, Sydney
5 minutes, champ

>>149794255
running late

Not the lowest score at least

>>149794081
England's batspeople couldn't handle Window's fast bowlers. England bowlers are quite toothless in comparison to a Australia's so the Windies top order shitters might be able to handle them a bit more.

>>149794321
k
don't push it x

>>149794333
T R I N I L A L
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>>149791142 (OP)
Implying Windies cricket hasn't been dead since 2006

Day 0 nofap

Just cannot imagine the amount of suffering Jofra Archer’s has gone through to come back and be this good.

>>149795494
hes no Mitchell starc

>>149795494
Imagine if Joe "if he is black, he can't relax" Root was still captain.
Jofra was lucky to come back from that abuse

tfw no cricket for over a week

>>149795979
dolphins vs cowboys on thursday

Winners:
>Green - toiled hard, and earnt his ashes spot
>Boland - best bowler in the world being held back by systemic racism
>Starc - got some wickets
>Archer - showed his critics that hes here to stay
>Bashir - dominant performance makes him a scary threat for the ashes
>Jadeja - finally contributed to the series, shame about shitraj
>S. Joseph - unironically might be a top 3 bowler globally
>J. Smith - feels like he'll be a stalwart in the eng team for years to come

Losers:
>Konstas and Khawaja - they're just shit!
>Hazlewood - shown up by boland again
>Crawley - lol
>Woakes - was he ever good?
>Jaiswal - always thought he was a mental midget, think he doesn't score big for the rest of the series
>AssDeep - just didn't contribute

>>149796049
Bit in this

>>149795979
>no football
>no cricket
>no american meme sports until saturday
what is a boy to do?

>>149796168
get autistically into cycling

>>149796172
might actually, seems a good sport and /cyc/ are a lovely community

>>149796049
The Windies attack is fairly decent. You’ve got Seales who also can rip through top orders and A. Joseph he’s more of your middle order strike bowler and then you’ve Greaves who got Australia’s most dangerous batsperson Head in the 2nd innings

I heard that West Indies cricket was on the road to recovery. Was I lied to?

>>149796168
all star mlb game is tomorrow at 10am fella

>>149796049
>>Bashir - dominant performance makes him a scary threat for the ashes
kek

>>149796321
yes, but i'm not interested in that, thanks though

>>149796318
The bowlers are good. The team will take a lot away from this loss, two things they absolutely need are batter bats and to not drop catches. The series was competitive they only got really trounced in that final innings and if you take a couple of Australian batting stands out they were very close

>>149796168
use this time to start a garden and catch up on your favourite sporting podcasts

>>149796367
good idea actually, thanks mate

I’m on iPhone does anyone have the Root whipping Archer meme?

Not as high quality as I remember it, nonetheless an excellent meme

Debby Ryan, Disney actress, loves cricket

>>149796409
Should change it from Root to Stokes now.

hey, ooooooOoo is this illegal

>>149796513
should just be stokes whipping stokes

Which way, brown man?

>>149796569
zendaya easy
dualipa looks kinda ugly in comparison

they're both disgusting

yep

>>149796569
2>1 and I feel like I’m choosing my
“masseuse”

famous members of the 27 club
>jimi hendrix
>jim morrison
>janis joplin
>kurt cobain
>amy winehouse
>anton yelchin
>west indies test cricket

>>149796049
you're wrong

Smith
Duckett
Bethell
Root
Brook
Rew (wk)
Stokes *
Dawson
Carse
Archer
Cook

>wins the Ashes 5-0

a post just made me chuckle fellas ngl

root cannot score runs in Australia

YFO mate

Sibley
Hameed
Ahmed
Vince *
Hain
Lawrence
Simpson (wk)
Hill
Tongue
Robinson
Mahmood

>Wins the Ashes 3-1

>>149796812
Cook retired years ago and he was an opening batsman not a bowler

yep GOTTEM

>>149796858
My mistake, sorry

>>149796858
>not a bowler
don't you feel stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdayJSvwVYE

>>149796812
we already tried smith opening he scored 91* then got demoted again

>>149796797
about what?

Wait, Green got bowled the first ball of the day?
kek hes still shit

>>149796850
>Hameed
>Robinson
kek
KEK
please do this

>>149796569
zendaya doesn't do it for me but she should definitely stand next to dua lipa more

american women and americanist fashion trends are repugnant.

>>149796812
Nah think they should leave out Archer for the next test as it may be too much for him. Don’t know if Atkinson will be fit but they could play him as the fast. That being said the strategy of loading the XI with “fasts” for this series hasn’t worked and depending on the pitch should probably not have Carse, Tongue, Archer or Atkinson play. Think they need to pick up Potts again.

Scott Boland averages 16.5 in test cricket but the selectors are still like nah, stay on the bench mate

>>149796990
corrupt nepotistic old boys club innit

>>149796932
Hameed was too young when tried in the Test side, but is currently averaging 70 in the County Champs Div 1, and averaged 52 last year. Deserves another shot, definitely better than Crawley

Robinson is possibly cooked now but a Test average of 22.9 and FC average of 21.6 is still pretty elite, so I wouldn't write him off just yet. And as per >>149796968
I completely forgot about Atkinson, so you can try him instead if /pol/lie is too lazy to bowl well now

What the fuck were we thinking with Konstas lmao
Time to forget all about this and move on

>>149796364
>if you take away the thing that happened, then the result is different

Reckon a Potts and Cook partnership would be the new Anderson-Broad. Before my other reply I didn't see that >>149796812 said the Ashes, I think a starting XI for the Ashes has to have Atkinson probably partnered with Archer for a fast partnership.

I really don't hold out much hopes for the Ashes anyway, this series has been a meme really, play like they have been and its another 4-0 to the pozzies.

>Starc's nickname in the team is Crats
its his name backwards lol

>Toor
>Sekots
>Koor
>Kooc
>Rishab
>Tanp
>Rahmub
>Peed

>>149796990
it’s racism plain and simple

>>149797105
what a character haha an absolute melt aha

mm thought starc would have a better bowlsmale average than >27

>>149796990
we only play him against shitters so its all statpad

>>149797089
It’s more like
>if you strengthen your weaknesses you will be stronger
as well as identifying the weaknesses (and strengths). They clearly have the right bowlers and strategy, and I’m looking forward to seeing them play somebody else

if boland wasn't a pure blooded 100% abo there'd be no selection bias against him. abos are discriminated against sadly, just look at how different they look to the rest of white-passing society.

>>149797114
It’s impossible to read stokes backwards, had to flip my phone

why did starc taunt seales at the end of the innings

>>149797114
you know youre retarded right?

>>149797187
and that was one of the ones I didn't fuck up as well

>>149797194
because they are lazy shits they just lie around on the beach all day

>>149797240
ok and seales?

>>149797244
https://www.tiktok.com/@espn_australia_nz/video/7526370767420820754

>>149797246
nasty

YES

>>149791175
Could have been worse could have been 26 haha iykwim haha

>>149797246
this honestly scared me at a primal level

Think I like cricket more than footy lads…

>>149797276
same

Liam Dawson is the answer to Shohib Basher who is the answer to a question Jack Leach (id est, NOBODY) asked

Well yeah obviously, I don't think footy lads like cricket much at all

i'm afraid once the summer tests are over that's me blowing out to the football threads. an annual tradition.

>>149797246
This uppity nigger got everything that was coming to his nigger being in his nigher body
What a dumb nigger

PVO (peewee vermin out)

I don't love cricket
Oh no
I like it

Liam Dawson IN

SKO
UKO

>>149797269
Still better than Rihsab
>2024: 51 wickets @ 25.14 (22 inns)
>2023: 49 wickets @ 20.00 (18 inns)
>2022: 22 wickets @ 28.33 (19 inns)
and in the 2022 season three Hampshire players took over 50 wickets. His bowling has definitely come on since covid.

PVI

Nah
PVO

just heard England last won a test match in Australia in 2010
wtf this can't be true

Wonder what hell is like this time of year

PVA glue

Yawn
Still PVO

>>149797365
it is true it is true it is it is

>>149797365
Sad but true
You will win one this year/2026, thoughsoever
This Aus team is woke and weak

>>149797371
it froze over when england won a test haha

>England last won a test series in South Africa in 1991
Wtf

just heard that england has won an away series in the ashes much more recently than australia. can this really be true?

Australia hasn’t won an ashes series in England since 2001

>>149797371
Mental to think that right now he's screeching in pain from being burned by hellfire while getting repeatedly arse raped by demon spawn.

>>149797388
This is indeed true
Thoughbeit
England last won a home Ashes series a decade ago!

>>149797394
this but jonah lomu

>>149797400
oh does that mean australia won a series in england a decade ago then?

>PV: please notice me, please, please, please
They are born mental midgets and few can overcome it
They don't even have the guts to call a nigger a nigger, to spit on a Maori, etc
Very small "people"

>>149797406
remind me who holds the ashes champ iykwim haha

>>149797411
Marylebone Cricket Club

>>149797375
Go to bed mate

>>149797406
No, you need to understand there is a third possible outcome
What happens is that when an Ashes series is drawn, it is retained by the holder. The last two Ashes series in England have been drawn
It is a very interesting history, I encourage you to read up on it

Did I read that the Windies score of 27 wasn’t even the lowest test score of all time? Who could have score less than that???

>>149797404
Jonah wasn't found overdosed with his pants around his ankles in a Thai child brothel

>>149797420
wtf tim paine and/or pat cummins is posting on /cric/
anymore poowardly excuses for failing to beat the worst england sides on their own turf in living memory?

>>149797424
PV

why would Jonah Lomu be arse raping Shane Warne

you don’t hear much about michael slater these days. is he still in the loony bin?

Peewee verm are beyond cowardly
They kneel to Maori mutts and adopt their made up language
They are pathetic dogs of people. Fucking worms
If they all killed themselves the world would be a better place
Kill yourself now you fucking mutt. Do it
Kill yourself PV mutt

>>149797444
Just hanging out with Andrew O'Queef

When's the next cricketing on

Crikey this bloke is steaming mad

Garn servo anyone want anything

And when did Poo Peeland last win a series in Australia? Or England thoughsoeverbeit for that matter

>>149797444
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-22/test-cricketer-michael-slater-senteced-domestic-violence/105200798

he’s back on the streets

what's with famous australians dying in embarrassing ways

>>149797468
They died the way they lived

>>149797365
that's grim and I don't see it changing desu
maybe we can steal a test if Root performs there for once but the rest of the batting attack looks grim. can you win many tests with Crawley and Pope? also no good spinners and Archer/Wood won't pay 5 games

Imagine the joy of stabbing a peewee mutt in the back of the neck at Gallipoli Cove
The PV squeaking out in his rat girl voice for his mum in his dying breath
I wish I could go back

PVO

You should go back (to reddit)

Yeah PVO frankly
Look how they bring the quality of the thread down

PVO

are these threads always like this?

Shit Pissland is the embodiment of Reddit weresobeit Reddit tosobeit a country

full of peething and poothing pozzies? yes

Oh no did someone insult your boyfriend? Well he didn't love you anyway, he prefers touching thai kids

some of these posts are going beyond banter tbqhwy

Vermin Maggotland, aka Mydiarrhōea

All these years I thought there was just one really angry Aus poster here haha, but is it actually two?

Banter is just a coward's way of masking what they actually want to say
God wills us only to speak truth

Any cricket on

>>149797387
Not true. >we won a 4 match series 3-1 just before covid and there hasn't been a tour in Africa since.
England tours of SA test series results since re-introduction:
>95/96 1-0 (5) to SA
>99/00 2-1 (5) to SA
>04/05 2-1 (5) to England
>09/10 1-1 (4) drawn
>15/16 2-1 (4) to England
>19/20 3-1 (4) to England
so stop lying you seething faggot

>>149797534
I've noticed Australians and English have differing understandings of 'banter'. The English see it as silly wordplay as a social bonding ritual; Australians see it as a power contest to see who can attain social dominance by means of insulting each other and seeing who remains the most and least offended (and by that establish a social hierarchy).

411 on this Dawson fella, fellas¿

speak English you paki freak, better yet fuck off

>>149797565
Spot on
Really, really good post

watching highlights of a Windies innings from when they were dominant. 1984 at Lord's, well under seven hours of play left to chase 342 on day five and they achieve it within 62 overs losing only one wicket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2QQxv2IVQ
from about 19 mins in, it sounds like a home crowd for Windies.
>>149797554
most coherent pozzie poost.
police will be knocking on your door soon.

I can just post made up nonsense and some will CNN Fact Check them for me

i am in the glow up era

I am in my Based Beyond Belief era

going to bed

the 38yo pajeet doctor posting elephant cartoons and upside down question marks
can only pray your sons won't grow up to be like this, /cric/

yep soime ngl >>149797602
gn, fella x >>149797604

>>149797592
More like glowie era

>>149797609
Well my some won't be a poo, so that headed that off at the pass
>149797604
Hope you die in your sleep mutt

SebLORD doesn't deserve the bullying, be nice to him

must have been a point during Windies dominance where people complained they had far too big a talent pool to select from

We all know the United States is to blame for the demise of Windies cricket

>>149797476
fuck brah thats gnarly but KEK

Test cricket is unfortunately in a zombie era
2012 was probably the end of it

Mitch Starc?
chills

>>149797658
Unfortunately, still a Croat (S)

pink ball and tailenders babby btw

Remember Warnie’s weird hatred for Starc?

>>149797672
seething krajina serb

>>149797692
who's laughing now? (not warne)

>>149797692
>W-was it a half volley? Yeah it was a half volley and he's just missed it
Weird for a leg spinner to hate a bowler for having a high economy rate with a correspondingly high chance of arsing wickets out of nothing

>>149797696
No, just a White man
Go hates everyone born east of Düsseldorf
Retarded Slavic rape babies

If you can't recite the 14 words off the top fo your head you shouldn't be posting in /cric/ tbqh

>Pride in being borne from barbarian pagan hordes never civilised by Rome
a bit odd

>>149797634
tabla, appreciate the sentiment ngl x
imma big boy though

>>149797723
that's 20 words idiot

>>149797580
it’s depressing watching highlights of the aus tours of the windies from the late 90s, the crowds and atmosphere are insane. how far we’ve fallen

Would Jersey at the World Cup be a joke or based?

>based
Personally, I avoid using Americanisms.

the sheep will be happy with their breads and circuses (i.e. the odd good test match like Eng's win yesterday) and will remain distracted form the reality that the big 3 model has completely killed the game. most matches are probably fixed by jeets at this point tbqh - imagine the pook makers made lots of SA winnings the WTC final

>>149797886
Shut up you fat poof.

Just woke up.

bit precious isn't he

/cric/ remains an Ausgeneral

that must be why they have to make their own matchies (peewee behaviour) and say 'hey mate' for 200 posts lel

bit of a strong truthie posted there. remains to be seen how the pozzies will react to this one.

This is our offseason and we still penetrate you deep in your poof little arseholes filling you full of pozzed cum
You love it don't you boy
Beg me for my pozzed cum and you might finally get it

hey mate got any vegemite mate, got any ashes series victories mate?

pozzies secretly look forward to the offseason because their shit sports (pozzie-rules and rugby peegue) both end and they have their long awaited chance to speak to Big Strong English Cocks

kiss my blarney stone you potato-famished mick

Think based is one of the rare few acceptable Americanisms
Would never say it in real life though of course

My cock is much bigger than yours
My cock can walk right through the door

gayssie talking about cocks and men-arse and cum in every post is unhinged battyboy behaviour tbdesu

You wouldn't have the guts to walk into a gay sauna and top someone

Thoughsobeit you may have the guts (to be re-arranged) to walk in and be topped

>Thoughsobeit
using reddit terms should be an immediate ban
>b-b-but /sp/
>b-b-but /qa/
It's reddit, sorry. plus yankism. grim devolution of pre-2020 aussie postiner

Australia is better than England in so many sporting ways it’s actually quite depressing for Poms so we don’t like to bring it all up because they’d start kys themselves and then we’d have nobody to beat up all the time.
>cricket
>rugby (both codes)
>biscuits
>chocolate
>beer
>women
>weather
>hockey
>netball
>swimming
>unions
>environmentalism
>swimming
>surfing
>sailing
>sausages
>beef
>bathing

?

never ever once laughed at "thoughbeit" and its derivatives
bet you'd laugh at Boaty McBoatface or any combination of a curse word and an animal.

let's keep the vibe of no (You)s going
i like it
it sorts the men from the goys

A prayer in aid for the total death of Israel, and its vile progenitor, the United Kingdom

>>149797554
>Australians see it as a power contest to see who can attain social dominance by means of insulting each other and seeing who remains the most and least offended (and by that establish a social hierarchy).

>country full of convicts
>entire social status is based on how much you call each other "cunt"
lel

I support Isreal

imagine forgetting to turn your vpn to the right flag. howling.

turning jez gay was a way to cover up for the show's early non-PC humour such as jez using "cockmuncher" as a canned insult

antisemitism is gay but so is judeophilia
i am very smart and an enlightened centrist

>England hasn’t held the Ashes since 2010
yowza that’s a long time

We need another series of Zoot Suit Riots, vis-a-vis Zoomer consumption habits
And then we can beat the boomers in their nursing homes (for our Pommy readers: care homes)

the messages bar in the bottom right your instagram page (desktop) now can't be removed?

Just switched my VPN to the right flag

In a war of attrition with a middle-aged IT bint that I fear she might win
Asked the same question 4 times in a row, most recently with an urgent flag and my manager cc'd in, and yet she simply continues to ignore it
Think the next step is cc'ing her manager into it too - don't want to resort to that, but sometimes needs must

>>149798083
m8 jez being a bender was established quite early on if you rewatch it. don't you remember big stu?

>>149798110
sucking cock for money or social/career advancement is NOT gay
how many times do we need to say this

yep said this many times no matter how many LGBT themed cards i'm sent on my birthdays.

Straffo's bedroom looking kino tbqh

>>149798179
lgm

Haha whoops meant that for /afl/
Posting in the wrong thread that's embarassing

>>149798179
trannyshark

>>149798179
grim

>>149798196
doo doo doo doodoo

>>149798179
>against the wall
really should have expected that

>>149798179
looks like the flag of Beiyang China.

alright night lads
will be back after hitting the ice pipe again tomorrow xx

>urgent flag
grim stuff. yjk bard abuses the 'high importance' option as well

>>149798249
It is urgent
She's been ignoring my emails for literally over a month now
The situation has become critical

too much to talk to her in person?

realised maybe he's so fat he can't pull a duvet over himself so he has that flag pinned to his wall and simply has it fall on top of his lump of flesh

>>149798271
As a wfh chad I refuse to EVER talk to anybody in person
Could phone her on Teams I suppose
But there's simply no need for something like that when e-mail exists, leaving a helpful paper trail for all parties to refer back to at a later date

i'm obsessed with hearing windies people pronouncing "shamar joseph"

i sleep in a big holden bed with my imaginary wife

>>149798297
understood mate. just thought it might've helped to make communication more direct is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=envKg64UTaA&list=RDenvKg64UTaA&start_radio=1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_African_rebel_tours#Australian_tours,_1985%E2%80%9386_and_1986%E2%80%9387
>Steve Smith
first the sandpaper shit and now this

>>149798259
sounds like they need to hire someone with superior communication and bridgebuilding skills

>>149798306
bard is literaly unable to call estate agents to arrange a viewing
neekily e-mails them waiting for a response

bard may not talk to his estate agent on the phone
but he'll send every email knowing the transaction is happening off his own hard work, not his mummy's

>>149798306
>>149798382
Phone calls are an unnecessary and suboptimal form of communication for mouthbreathers who no read or write good

>>149798373
Yeah they should probably sack and replace her desu, but this is the civil service and that's pretty difficult to do

>>149798428
So true

Kek imagine being such a bitch you can't phone anyone
Bozo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ITkhv8DR0&list=RDc7ITkhv8DR0&start_radio=1

i have my bed in the middle of the room so i can have 4 girls in it at once

>>149798501
Oh MuMuH!

>>149798459
t. mouthbreather who no read or write good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lckf6aOA0Ps&list=RDlckf6aOA0Ps&start_radio=1

>>149798459
bard is what we term "mentally disordered"
suffers from social anxiety, gets special dispensation to work from home, claims PIP, all the works.

>>149798428
got his mummy to help him ''''''save'''''' £100k when living in clapham (helped as in donated about 80k)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55f___1XYVE&list=RD55f___1XYVE&start_radio=1v
im gay btw

is elmo a friend to britfags?

>>149798670
>western australia
uhh wtf

>>149798720
basically a different country

Perth is known for Steam Works and other unsavoury behaviour so not surprised

Can't imagine ever being so bitchful as to go cap in hand seeking assistance from satan (id est, the state)
I include within that bitchfulness those that seek "employment" from the state

>>149798810
Symphonic masses mog this Nu-Male faux-primitivism

>>149798825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-UC6zUpLmQ&list=RDEMdiXtHfZkvuBdnTZTj1DYMQ&start_radio=1

I wish to watch the cricket tonight, but alas, there is none on

July 23rd is literally yonks away innit¿ oof

>>149798732
amazing

>>149798845
GOTTEM

I am indigiedous and therefore it is MYland
Fuck off brown/white dogs

>>149799204
>my shitty ai slop oc from months ago
crisp

>>149798638
All untrue except the part about mental disorder

>>149798650
Also untrue
My mum is poor and can't afford to give me anything
Dad could afford to give me a decent amount I reckon, but that aspiro-tarq bit he's with spends all his money instead

>>149799242
it's very 'risp ai slop i thank you for it brother!

>>149799264
cheers mate!

>just had me poor oxbridge educated mum when I was growin' up gov, not a pot to piss in!
reminds me of when he made a tarq questionnaire and then himself score 98% tarqness

I think you have to be counted as extra retarded if you go to oxbridge and still end up poor

>>149799255
>All untrue except the part about mental disorder
the first step to tackling a mental health issue is to admit you have one.

>>149798845
https://youtu.be/X7ypIfZdlUE

>>149799284
>>149799329
She grew up in a historically working class direish family and has consistently refused the luxuries of the middle classes
Made an initially sensible move to marry my high earning dad and then decided to become a housewife and raise millions of sprogs instead of having a career (direish genes again)
But since the divorce she's had to make her own way in life and refuses to turn her high intelligence into a marketable career and preferred a more humble lot in life instead, thus ending up as the country's only (probably) Oxbridge-educated cleaner

Three lines or fewer. Thanks.

Also, my test (a very good test) put me firmly in the lower middle class (upper echelons thereof) category

>Made an initially sensible move to marry my high earning dad
hmmm strange pretty sure bard said he only came from a lower-middle class family?

https://www.windiescricket.com/news/statement-from-the-president-of-cricket-west-indies-dr-kishore-shallow/

>As an immediate step, I have advised the Chair of the Cricket Strategy and Officiating Committee to convene an emergency meeting to review the recent test series against Australia, particularly the final match.

>To strengthen the discussions, I have extended invitations to three of our greatest batsmen ever: Sir Clive Lloyd, Sir Vivian Richards, and Brian Lara. They will join past greats Dr. Shivnarine Chanderpaul, Dr. The Most Honourable Desmond Haynes, Ian Bradshaw, who already serve on the committee.

>This engagement is not ceremonial. These are men who helped define our golden eras, and their perspectives will be invaluable as we shape the next phase of our cricket development. We intend for this gathering to result in tangible, actionable recommendations.

Windies meaning serious business

seen an australian woman have a meeting with men just like that and it wasn't ceremonial

I can only apologise in vain for Australian 'women'.

>>149796049
>>Bashir - dominant performance makes him a scary threat for the ashes

WTF are you talking abouut.

Bashir vs India so far this series (3 tests):

Wickets: 10

Runs conceded: 511

Bowling average: 51.1

>>149799697
same old windies
fucking sooks

>>149799662
A lower middle class family with one relatively high earning parent
If they'd just stopped at two kids we could have been middle middle or (dare I say it) even upper middle (lower echelons thereof) but the silly sods went and had 6
That's gonna impact any family's disposable income desu

>>149799936
He’s being asked to bowl on day one roads

>>149791142 (OP)
hate to say this I really do but Windies' test status needs reevaluating after that.
why did they fall off so hard? just a small talent pool due to the islands being very small or is there something else to it? they used to be pretty damn good when I was a child

coming back to cric from other generals makes one realise how "normie" they are in comparison
even the zany poosonalities of cric have something psychotic about them. is there literally anyone else here living an elite and muscular life like myself?

Had an insightful realisation about the true nature of cricket the other day whilst serving out my ban. Not sure if now is the right time to share it

not sure actually if I shouldn’t draft it up into its own thread, it’s something so obvious yet nobody has ever talked about it afaik

walking from bouldering to my flat

walking to zachys flat

good purchase so far
no real alarm bells

>>149800607
bong/jeet tier pitch curation. Bongs make dead pitches to nullify visiting bowlers and make spazball easier with predictable low bounce and hope the dukes does its job, jeets make turning pitches to nullify visiting pace bowlers and windies make minefields to fuck up visiting batsmen
Australia are the only country who produce fair pitches for visiting teams and make a contest of it which raises the skill level and confidence as a team.

may even assemble the dining table this evening

lgm

>>149802023
this but India
>>149801970
how are the neighbours fella?
>>149801455
>>149801470
following
>>149801319
cric is normie.af.
>>149799697
noice

really strong smell of poo in here

dealt it smelt it..etc etc

Right so this occurred to me last night or the night before and I’m rather tired this evening so I’ll do me best.
The purpose of cricket is to remove the bails by bowling, this in itself is a sport and could easily be scored by giving each player an over to bowl at the stumps and tally the results.
This precision bowling game is fundamentally what cricket is, until at some point someone decided it would be good to put a man before the wicket to defend it.
And then when the competition between batspersons grows they team up with bowlers and take it in turns to see who can score the most runs whilst defending their respective wickets.
The addition of a non-striker batsperson would’ve been earlier in order to keep the game flowing and also having ends is common with other precision bowling sports.

I was watching the Windies bowl the other night or yesterday and thinking about how stupid the comparison with baseball is, now we all know why because sports like words have etymological properties written within them if you know how to look.
So first it’s a bowls game, then bats batspeople are added for variety (perhaps when it became too easy to due pitch technology providing even pitches), and finally teams of batspersons and bowlers.

>>149802186
all lovely and middle class

>>149802222
wash your arse quads

>>149802322
noice x
also
see>>149802337 >>149802235

>>149802488
x

>>149799697
lol it's not that deep. they got btfo by a pink ball (complete meme format that shouldn't count btw because it's just statpadding christmas for bowlers).

Can't stop eating granola (5th bowl today)

>>149799697
>three of our greatest batsmen ever
>batsmen
uhhhh problematic much???

>>149802222
digits confirm
yfo

>>149802553
rare agreeable take. well done fella x

looks like cric is finally rubbing off on are 'ol zb, innit?

didn't enjoy the direish post and not giving it a (You) either because he overhyped it
the canadaian flag post about cricket was far more moving and profound (iykyk)

The Peewee vermin play tonight. Imagine if they lose to Zimbabwe, imagine! hehe

>>149802553
spazball pitches are stadpadding for batsmen

hope that one loser peewee (I need to narrow it down, I know) makes a matchie so they all fuck of there and I don't have to see them here

>>149802313
good take fella, refreshing even. tabla x

Just woke up

I'm a walker, sorry don't care about all this you're in your rights to stay at the crease and wait for the ump or whatever other shite Stuart Broad and every pozzie not called Gilchrist thinks. it's morally wrong to not walk when you know. simple as

in bed in my flat

Don't think it's morally wrong at all
Cricket is just a silly little summer activity, not even a real sport
Who cares

what’s that song that goes la la lalala la la la?

who /aroace/ here?

In an absolutely foul mood today

>>149803337
I'm not

in my* flat

*this is an asterisk indicating that said flat is in fact owned by that poster's mother

I know you lot will hate this but I still find it funny about India in the cricket

can't say I've thought about it much

woke up with vertigo again
bit surreal honestly

>>149791945
bbbBASED fellow og-hl player

>>149802892
gypsy woman

>>149802892
green river

>>149802892
horse with no name

Watching Central Districts v Hobart Hurricanes

>>149805642
sorry to hear that

>>149805642
tragic

I am a Rolls Royce of a human being
You are a Daewoo

I don't really like cars but I'd like to get a small hatchback eventually; I find my sedan is unnecessarily large.

>>149807234
I loved my golf gti
very agile car, took corners like a champ

>>149807234
i wish sedan's were still a thing love being in a big smooth land barge with lots of road presence maybe I should buy an old merc

I'm a fucking loser

>>149807234
hatchbacks are great
Swifts are cheap as fuck to run and have decent capacity for a small ride

>>149808699
based seb

>>149808368
nice, here at /cric/ we love golf

fucking cricket then is it?

>>149808766
spudshed@innaloo
10 minutes, champ
>>149808699
what's the matter my guy ¿
>>149806949
hope the India - UK deal on getting the RR engines goes through and it's not some scam tbqh

just woke up in my flat

>>149808800
we do fucking not

>>149809035
>trying to argue with dubs dubs of truth
you fucking lost zachy, stick with your gay reddit activity (it's not a sport)

'My' aka the person I'm leasing it from

Believe me It's not USA not England not London not Europe, It's India

taking tomorrow off work so I can go out tonight and get fucked up and retarded

>>149809057
own the flat just not the land don't be a neek

>>149809196
>own the flat even though the freeholder gets it back if the lease expires

hmmm

yes

it feels like (because it is) that's all that matters

isn't that just like renting then

It’s more like owning the caravan and paying the owner of the land a parking fee

You wouldn’t rent a camp site

so hes camping and paying rent

He’s paying a tribute to his feudal overlord. It’s like arguing that parking fees are rent. We’ve been over this and I’m beginning to question the integrity of the trolling, y’all need a new angle be better

>>149809287
that's literally it
like owning a caravan site sitting in a park you don't own

Lads, how good is coffee?

got any cool stuff in your house zachy?

good
only way I can tolerate toil for a second
reddit moment

>>149809330
It depends. I do enjoy a good espresso, but the instant slop that most people drink is awful.

plastic rocks on the wall with V5 written above them in crayon

>>149809345
no (flat)
might get an espresso machine

I enjoy the plunger (french press) at home. Had an espresso machine and it’s fine too. I’m not a snob though and approve of instant (also tea bags though prefer pot)

i'll happily drink instant but only if it's the cheapest of the cheap shit. for some reason it's infinitely better than all the instant that gets marketed as good

Do you have international roast over there? That’s the best cheap instant, goes good with condensed milk

watching nz vs sa later

Cricket

>>149809287
>>149809328
you don't own it, it's leased to you
once the lease expires it returns to its rightful owner (not you)

Cummins has gone on record saying he doesn't know what to take from that windies series

Reckon I have the nicest house in /cric/

>>149809586
are you the qtown fella?

>>149809542
If you don’t own it you can’t sell it

>>149809599
you sell the lease.

sounds very jewish

>>149809612
your argument hinges on the peculiarity of said flat being non demountable, this is questionable

Not sure what to watch before the cricket starts later

season 1 of the real house wives of the big bash league

ynr that tarq who posted his tarq house and all the pozzie flags went quiet after claiming we all live in prison cells

I've already made it clear that my family is wealthier than the resident noodle-armed tarq

>>149794484
>to to

Your family as in you, your wife and your children? Or as in your parents and grandparents? If the latter, that's a pathetic thing to gloat about

>>149809751
My parents - I'm very aware of that, hence why I only raise it in response to tarq gloating from others

>>149809583
probably the trophy
XDXD

>>149808599
>road presence
kys

XRP went to the moon and I didn't realise, so I'm wealthier than all of you put together now

>>149809720
that was me

every leasepig should have a large framed picture of their landlord (sorry, freeholder) adorning their lounge wall so they can pay tribute to them

mummy bought the land
oh wait no she didn't lol the flat

why do I need to own the land/lease
what difference does it make

why do I need to own the land/freehold
what difference does it make
as if it won't be sellable

>>149809769
You wouldn't understand it's a man thing.

reddit told the neeks of /cric/ leasehold bad

>>149809509
same but they are playing zimbabwe tonight

we've been through this. you don't get to use reddit as an insult anymore (you know why)

to be consistent you have to be anti-flats in general because freehold flats have their own headaches and aren't any better

>>149809868
>complaining about 4chan

Wouldn't be surprised if Zachy's mum (ultra tarq) is the freeholder, and she only got Zachy the leasehold so that he could carry on paying rent to her for years to come, and then hand over the flat too once the lease expires

Not sure how I feel about the concept of a wealth tax (as a replacement for, rather than addition to, the income tax)

Obviously it's a moral good to reduce tax on those who labour while increasing it on the fat cats (e.g., the Bowens, sebbo, homealone) who grow their wealth simply through the ownership of assets, forcing working people to pay an ever greater proportion of their income for the privilege of using these assets

That said, I do wonder if a wealth tax is actually achievable in practice, and whether the inevitable issue of capital flight can be sufficiently mitigated

One for us all to ponder upon while we watch (Test) cricket

LET THE CHINESE SHIT THEIR DRAWERS

>no cricket on for the duration of this thread
>half of the 400 posts are just one of the bloggers going on about the flat he's renting almost as if he deliberate tries to ruin all these threads.
Did a cricketer fuck the girl you liked that you never had the balls to talk to when you were at school, did one fuck your mother, did one stick your head down the toilet at school?

Just start a blog no one will read you fucking loser and leave here. We'd pity you and your toothpick arms and legs if you weren't such a irritating little poof.

>>149809969
simmer down

so it's not buying a flat you buy a lease for the flat? How long do they usually lease for? never heard of this sorta thing but I'm a filthy rentoid

Neoliberal monetary policy makes rent-seekers out of all of us, in the sense that one needs to park one's money in such a place that it grows beyond the target level of inflation at the very least

But doing so through the ownership of property is a clear moral evil

>>149809969
to be fair, most people don't share much about whats going on in their lives so we just talk about the one cunt who wont shut up

>cricketer
>fucking an attractive girl

not convinced this has ever happened

>>149809999
quads of truth bros....

countysperg sperging out

>>149809976
mine is like 1000 years

countysperg is suffering ptsd from the bullying zachster handed out. be patient with him

>>149809976
these days usually 900+ years for new ones but used to be 100 years or so so is a lot of older leaseholds about that have <80 years on them (ie. unmortgagebale)

zachy will regret his purchase when he's 950 and too decrepit to extend his lease

>refuses to include australian games in the OP
>ITS NOT FAIR WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT CRICKET

The homosexual bedsit dweller

>>149809999
You mum isn't attractive so the question still stands
>>149810010
>>149810016
>everyone is countrystreams
lmao he's completely buckbroken you, it used to be "everyone is bard" and now its this.

>>149809976
Yeah the vast majority of flats in England are sold with leasehold, where you'll usually have to pay ground rent to the freeholder (sometimes a nominal 'peppercorn rent' fee, but not always) and an ever-increasing service charge to some property management company

A lot of the leaseholds are 900 years plus so you don't really have to worry about it at all, but once the leasehold gets below 100 years (which isn't uncommon) the property value can start to plummet, because the flat "owner" will have to pay thousands to extend the lease again (or otherwise lose the property to the freeholder)

Some flats (typically from converted former houses) have "share of freehold" arrangements, which is similar to the "commonhold" system which I think they use for all flats in Scotland, and that's a much fairer system

he keeps trying the everyone is countysperg gimmick when it's so obviously him lmao

>keeps on sperging out unprompted
hmm

>>149810043
>>149810043
>>149810043

do you sign the lease for 900 years? what happens if you break the lease and want to 'sell'?

>>149809959
wealth tax incentivises spending and is good for the economy, capital flight is a myth and if anyone wants to piss off to some shit country and pay income and consumer sales tax that’s fine they can go we don’t need them and they already weren’t paying their fair share anyway good riddance