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45 Minutes Till Kickoff. All Star Game is TOMORROW.
>Batting Practice Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0AlwTxvtfw
>Actual Stream?
https://ws.crackstreams.me/mlb-streams32
>Home run totals at the All-Star break plus Betting Odds
Cal Raleigh, Mariners: 38 (+280)
James Wood, Nationals: 24 (+400)
Junior Camerino, Rays: 21 (+1000)
Byron Buxton, Twins: 21 (+950)
Brent Rooker, Athletics: 20 (+900)
Matt Olson, Braves: 17 (+900)
Jazz Chisholm, Yankees: 17 (+1500)
Oneil Cruz, Pirates: 16 (+350)
OP used the wrong image for the thread mods please delete
first for the Bears winning the Superb Owl
so is statcast like the slime on nickolence
Jizz Chingchong 3 hrs gonna be gay as fuck
This sucks I'm going to go watch Monday night RAW
Julio finna gonna BTFO these bum ass niggas mayne
>>149791964 (OP)Uhmmm using feet as a unit of measurement is problematic and ableist. It's 2025, this must be addressed.
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Jazz.
>Captcha JMK4Y
Jomboy and Tendiegod Michael Kay will it.
I need the /sp/ brain trust to explain the "all body deodorant" trend that has came out of nowhere
>>149793342Holy gay.
Guy won’t hit more than 10
Here's a truck for Buxton.
>>149793343That's a thing?
>>149793323T-Mobile is speedrunning making everyone in America hate them unintentionally
Oakland A's bros, does Rooker survive the elimination round?
Only all-stars should be able to compete
>>149793342he'll be this derby's mookie betts
buxton too old for this shit
>>149793358T mobile gives me free MLB TV. I will never use another carrier
this is going about as badly as i feared it would
>>149793343Despite how they try to make it seem like it's targeted at both genders, it's literally only for nasty bitches with stanky pussies
I'm sure it's a great idea to make a guy who has never played a full season to do this extreme home run challenge. Hopefully there's an ambulance to take him back to Minnesota.
some decent moonshots, but not quite what I expected.
Why do the Dominicans keep huddling together? What are they plotting?
>>149793386Yep. I think they even offer it to Metro pay as you go customers too.
>>149793400that looks stinky
>>149793400She's gonna be fat as fuck when she turns 28
>>149791964 (OP)>>149793330He fucking sucks how about you watch some pirates games
>>149793400What body type is this?
>>149793398they are cliquey people, that's why. they pulled the same shit last year while Pete Alonso and the Whiteys were excluded outside the bubble.
>>149793398Swapping chicharron recipes.
>>149793418Hits the wall early type
>>149793400wtf is this shit /sp/orts
THE BALL IS...................
are these scores higher than normal
Total Buxton redemption in the bonus round
inb4 buxton winds up with 30 kek
where the heck did this come from?
I never doubted you, BuxSTUD
Barry Bonds would annihilate these chodes
>>149793464sorry, he looked awful while free swinging
Rooker bros, I don't know if we're gonna make it past the Big Dumper
>>149793464okay okay okay
APOLOGIZE.
TWINS BROS WE RUN THIS SHIT
Why do they never invite Yordan Alvarez?
>>149793468no clock unlimited balls
Gayest shit in sports DESU
>>149793489He's always injured when this is happening. He's injured right now
>>149793499Soccer exists.
>>149793498>first round exit
when do the big name players bat? why am i watching these pirates, twins, and athletics nobodies?
AY NAW DAS NOT MY PITCH DOE
jizz jizzcum will finish last
>>149793475I remember watching the year he won it.
Here's a truck for Jazz.
3 homers and out incoming
ASS Jizzum
is chisholm a big time whiner or am i just making that up?
he's taking too much time
Idc who wins I just want Jazz to lose
>Juan home run
>20 pitches
embarrassing himself and judge here
just how bad is chisholm jr
>>149793479Oakland A's bros, I'm not feeling so good
one HR hahahahahahahahaha
Honestly, I blame the pitcher here
Wtf happened, did he give up or what
Jewmboy media will say with a straight face he's good.
No short porch in Atlanta buddy
Jazz fucking sucks at this. Were there really no other all-stars who wanted to do this?
what is Boone thinking right now?
>>149793360>Oakland A'sYou mean Sacramento?
is jazz a mexican or pr or domican
>>149793565Judge BTFO jake and jomsister
>>149793571That Pete Carroll should have ran the damn ball
I was planning on rooting against jazz but I feel bad for him
>>149791964 (OP)Bro is that boones wife???
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When is it my turn to be happy?
Jizz assjizzin coomr one and done
L M F A O
Coulda had Randy in this shit. Last minute sure but better than this jackoff who’s in because “hurr durr muh jankee representation”
shut up chuds the PITCHER is blowing it not jazz.
>The worst HR Derby performer is the Bronx Bomber rep
for shame
>>149793570it's da yanks watch ya mouth
never ever beating the short porch allegations KWAB
>>149793574Bahamas, but he grew up in Kansas
what's the lowest score ever
At least he got more than one
>>149793572Nope. Eternally the Oakland A's. The Coliseum is missed.
>Pitching low
>Pitching inside on the hands
kek
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absolute state
>>149793587>>149793591this nigger is not good
20 of those hits would've been homers in Yankee Stadium btw
If only NY had a better home run hitter to send.
Damn, too bad it's not a flyout derby
kek even dookie butts hit 11. how embarrassing..
>jankess hitters out of jankee stadium
this guy kinda sucks bruh
So fuckin embarrassing lmao
he will find a way to blame racism
JAZZ WILL HIT 10 IN OT HERE
>Hang on, that's Shohei Ohtani's music!!!!
>Suarez was snubbed for this
>buying an all star game jersey
why would anyone want to do that?
his failure seems to make you guys happy
Manfred should have forced Ohtani and Judge to compete at gun point this shit is unwatchble with the horrible broadcast and no name players
jew york media finna gonna eat this bahamian up
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Fuck this gay shit, I'm going back to watching Raw.
This is fucking horrendous.
>>149793634So NY has a reason to trade him
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>3 Home Runs
>He's gonna let him hit raw
L M F A O
M
F
A
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YANKEESISTERS
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Wizard from the last thread
why did pete alonso say no to the derby?
>>149793593>3>three>tres>drei>trois>yankees
>his failure seems to make you guys happy
>judge grinning as he watches
WMH
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Jazz lookin like Willy Mays Hayes poppin the ball up
will Cal cook these BAWBs and latinx?
Kek fuck boy this ain’t your little league park. Bitch ass nigga
>>149793652I just finished watching some raw creampie porno desu
>>149793662the future is now
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wft yanks this nigger is shitting the bed
>>149793666wants to relax
What did he mean by this?
>>149793248
>>149793666his agent told him to
THAT was the Yankees best homer run hitter?
>>149793342>Jimbob>Michael GayThey willed this. Remember that
>>149793662this nigger right here jinx our guy
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same vibes
>ELIMINATED
Just like my Stankees in a couple of months
Judge has had more camera time than the contestants
Finally a white guy
WHITEY RUNS THIS LEAGUE
He truly does have a dumper of notable size.
I'm rooting for Raleigh to break Bonds' record
>>149793681exactly extra lead and shit and the white man baseball is white why is that
my wife bizarrely left the room when jazz came up to bat. heard her go up to her room and lock the door
she only just got back now, and is oddly sweaty and…relaxed? i guess? just strange.
should i say something?
Shohei or Teo should have saved us from this embarrassment
Should've had Judge pinch hit for him desu
HE COULD BE THE FIRST SWITCH HITTER AND FIRST CATCHER TO WIN THE DERBY
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Jizz
3 HR
>>149793693That would be faggot mike
>>149793688Time traveler or a baseball god?
>Toby Keith & Willy Nelson singing Country in the background
latinx's on suicide watch
>>149793689Damn it feels good to know ball
LET'S GO, CAL!
>>149793662WIZARD
Dumper's dad lookin JOOCY
>>149793733white people stole cowboys from mexicans like they steal everything else
>>149793744The Dump runs in the family
Did he go to Stanford or UNC?
>>149793741what in the name of gay faggotry is this
>Nitro Zone, brought to you by T-Mobile!
>>149793750>mexican coping from his apartment in illinoiscry moar
>>149793754two average koreans
>>149793762just like my islanders
His dad is ruining it all
>>149793767it's adley rutchman all over again
Cal hitting from both sides is fucking awesome
Just tuned in, Chisholm only got 3? What the fuck
His dad's pitches are dogshit lmao. He's gonna lost cause of him
>>149793767>things you would never be able to say about Jazz Chisholm
why is pops busting him inside
>dad ruined it with horrible pitching
Classic
A's bros, we're still alive.
>>149793776couldn't have happened to a bigger scumbag
FUCKING HELL DAD THROW BETTER
>hbp in the home run derby
kek
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>the fucking Home Run Derby
>>149793790don't blow your load before the bonus
>>149793791yankees beat reporter posting
Throw better you fat fuck
How do you only hit 3 home runs in a home run derby?
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Would
>Big Dumper sabotaged by his dad
>>149793805He probably thought it was a GO HOME derby
>>149793800A's bros, we're still alive
>tied on distance
what the fuck
>tie-breaker is a fucking COIN FLIP
>You know, the Dewey Decimal System
How fucking retarded are sportscasters
I knew bringing his dad was a bad idea.
This is why having your family member pitch to you in the home run derby is always a fucking retarded idea
Are home runs allowed in New York?
Raleighbros we're still in it
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>>149793810her legs are the best part. they showed her while she was standing earlier
>not even showing the hits
wtf is espn doing
>Tied on HR's AND on longest distance
Riggiest rig job in the history of sports
Olson hits nukes, I'm worried
>>149793828>>149793820big dumper knows tails never fails
Did Cal seriously only get 17? lmao
>>149793822They just know how to talk to sports fans.
Matt Lolson has been kind of a dud this season
>Raleigh might actually barely get in because Jazz and Olson suck so bad
Why did they make it all zoom zoom and all these gay rules and shit? The og ones with Chris Berman were fun this sucks.
>>149793751I don't think anything runs in that family
i'd care more about my dad pitching to me at the hr derby than actually winning it desu
Those NL jerseys remind me of the uniforms they wore in Brewster's Millions when they played against the Yankees.
>>149793845His dad was throwing fucking terrible pitches honestly.
Freddie's replacement on the clock
>>149793845he did the rutchman gimmick with his dad throwing bp, he fucking hit him in the elbow with a pitch
also did the rutchman "bat from both sides" gimmick
>>149793845Dads pitches were total ass
No wonder the Braves can't hit if this is who they have throwing BP
>>149793822Kek what a fucking retard
white people suck at baseball
Raleigh went and fucked up his swing for some meme HR derby swings. He'll hit like 15 bombs in the second half.
At this rate Dumper or Cruz, calling it now.
>>149793871babe ruth was white
>>149793714you're probably fine. I get nervous too when my favorite player gets up to bat
sisters... t-t-they are chopping
Ocuna is such a faggot for pulling out of the derby in his own team's town day's before and forcing Olson to fill in last minute.
>>149793871Pipe down, Jizz. You had your chance.
>>149793810what type of american is this /sp/orts
soto shoulda been in there instead of jizz
>>149793877What did you say, boy?
>>149793858That's why you'll never win a hr derby
>>149793871go back to redd!t, faggot
>cal went through because le big dumper xd
rigged
>>149793888He’s in a groove now!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP OLSON IS SO FUCKING HOT
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
OLSON GOING HARD IN THE PAINT
>Jazz
Fuck off you little fuckboi
my nigga matt olson. he gets the pass.
I'M GONNA CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
My heart is pounding so hard right now bros
>>149793910The pass to fuck your ass?
>>149793917stop being racist no chop
Jeff Passan about to faint from all the racist chopping.
>>149793902HE WOULD WIN A HANDSOME DERBY EASILY
>Jazz Chisholm
>3 home runs
Ick
>>149793871But they're great at having monstrous, strong posteriors
Because of this white men and black women compliment each other perfectly
>>149793924if the yanks dont make the WS this will be why
>>149793919You know you shouldn't eat an entire pizza by yourself.
>Jazz underperforms
>lol nigger haha i'm retarded
>Cal underperforms
>his dad was throwing bad pitches it wasn't his fault
HEY, BATTER BATTER BATTER!
>>149793936Matt Holeson kek barves KEK
>>149793944Just how it is.
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>barves
Who's the ape talking to the hitters
CAL RALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
Why was Jizzolm in the HR Derby to start with?
>>149793944didnt ask, plus youre black
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POOR LIL WHITE BOI
WILL NEVER MEET THE TODDFATHER
>>149793924AnimeFAGS BTFOOOO
CAL RALEIGH BY ONE INCH!
>barves
PEREZ YOU FUCKING SUCK I HATE YOU WHY DID YOU TAKE 10 SECS TO GRAB A BALL DURING THE TIMED PHASE YOU SACK OF SHIT
>>149793964DUMPER DOODLE XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>1497939443 =/= 17
Stay in school
That's bullshit, but I'll believe it...
>the home run derby about to get good
I doubt that quite highly!
Caglianone will smoke these hombres next year
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>>149793968The whole thing is a farce at this point
>A lot of people were telling me I should be in the home run derby. Everyone was saying it. I would hit so many home runs you would get tired of me hitting so many home runs. I would also hit the longest home runs, really far.
When was the last time someone embarrassed themselves as bad as Jazz in the derby?
>Final 4
How will this end?
Just got back from Backstreet Boys at the sphere
>less than an inch
the same distance by which the mariners will miss the playoffs
Cal saved the most energy for the later rounds.
We got this.
>>149793992With me breeding this slut tbdesu
>>149793986I really hope Raleigh breaks Bonds' record.
>>149793944Jazz didn't just underperform. That was such a laughably bad performance.
Corona is delicious with a medium rare ribeye and a baked potato
>MLB fuck over the A's yet again
What a surprise
What did he drink during his break? Was it juiced up?
>>14979394417 is underperforming
3 is an embarassment
>>149794000Make sure she doesn’t talk half of your shit
>>149793989I remember seeing someone swing and miss once
27 rings certainly makes up for 3 home runs in a 12-year-old's event.
These announcers need to understand that when EVERYTHING IS SPECIAL WHOAAAA THERE IT GOES, OH MY GOD...
nothing is special
>>149793987He could hit more than Jizzolm
>>1497939443 abysmal home runs vs 17 that couldve easily been over 20 if his dad threw better pitches. Anything below 10 theres no excuse, shouldnt've been in the derby.
>>149794016>can’t win an event for 12 year oldsI knew he was the Make-A-Wish kid on the team
>>149793992His penis looks small
>>149793985this asshole couldn't hit the water if he fell off a boat
>149794005
WTF I hate Cal Raleigh now
>>149793993Was it good? I saw the U2 video concert there and made the mistake of getting a seat all the way at the top. The steepness of the stands had my fear of heights going off.
>>149794029He shouldn't have tried.
>>149794020Are you 10 years old? That's what the derby has been for like 25 years, Chris Berman was even worse.
>>149794029this pic is going to be a genny staple isn't it
They are officially remaking The Naked Gun
>>149794029>the bronx bombersLOL
ESPN shilling "ESPN Bet" is so scummy and slimy
>>149794041>BAHKBAHKBAHKBAHKI kind of miss it...
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This jersey really is the best thing about the all star game
>>149794041Somehow Chris Berman was less annoying.
>>149794029Anime retards BTFOOOOOO
could Trump in his PRIME (2016) hit more dingers than jazz?
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Will he break the record set by Barry?
>>149794052Berman had genuine excitement, not this forced mimicry of what an announcer being excited should sound like
what happened to all the ytbois of baseball?
>>149794052is berman retired or something? he was better than these guys
>>149794063they are pitchers
>>149794064he does meme segments for the NFL on ESPN
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>get up ball!
>1st pitch chin music in batting practice
Yo these guys fucking suck lmao
>>149794067It's a game of GIRTH.
>Cal RALEIGH
>Born in Cullowhee, NC
Get the fuck out of here.
If Raleigh's dad can get his shit together then he can actually win this.
It’s thundering outside and giving me anxiety
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>>149794077Buck is kino, hope he gets better.
Millennial is gassed. Easy win for the Zoomer.
>>149794090Go stand outside.
>>149794090are you a dog? or a woman?
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>boone wont get fired
>yankees will get swept by the tigers
>jazz embarrassed my nephew
>my neighborhood is getting overrun by spics
feels fucking bad man
>According to the Dodger All-Stars, Freddie Freeman is the most expensive Dodger to take to dinner due to his taste in expensive wine.
lol
So who is going to have the Derby next year? Fox? TBS?
Can this retard hit the ball damn
>>149794090That just means you got that dog in you
>wasted that much time
lmao
>Chuxton, formerly Sneedxton
>>149794104Based actually
mom said i could bet on big dumper tonight
>>149794090fuck these new age people thinking this is some sort of traumatic issue.
whos that fat kid they keep showing on the camera?
>>149794118>those drool stains on his shirt
>>149794090you've survived every thunderstorm you've experienced so far. and you'll survive this one. we believe in you <3
Embarrassing performances all around
>>149794091Keith Hernandez is the best in the game.
Oneil cruz is gonna be gassed out and hit like 10 max giving cal easy path to victory
>>149794102shut up, nigger
it's up!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMG9eTAxrt7/
jesus the seats are clearing out
>>149794108>>149794125First round Apple TV, second round Peacock, finals on NY Times paywalled website
angel reese just did a 3 from just inside half-court. Was probably 40 feet.
>>149794029that 3 fits nicely into the star, maybe he can decorate his sneakers with it
>>149794146Hometown guy is out, and the nogs can't hit, why stay?
pete would embarrass these fools
>>149794148OOOHHHHHHHHHHH ON GOD?! YOOOO DATS BUUUUUUSSIN SHEEESH
>>149794146It's humid as fuck and not exciting enough.
baseball players are weak
shouldnt have hit the vape pen
>>149794147kek. this streaming era sucks. not because it's streaming but because there's so many now that it's literally just cable without a cable box. and it ends up being more expensive than cable if you want to watch all your teams. unless you're sailing the high seas, of course
>>149794162>>149794146Shit the place is half empty, baseball is OVER tbqdesu
atlanta sports popularity rankings
1. falcons by far
2. hawks
3. braves
4. FC
Zoomers are stronger than Millennials
Sorry friends just getting home
>jizzem
At least these kids are decent outfielders. And shoutout to espn for an extremely useful score bug graphic thing since they seem to change up the contest every year, easy just to tune in
>>149794165lmao me too
I got one called Boutiq hope it’s legit
>>149794181lol I don't think I've ever seen the falcons sell out
>>149794175i doubt it bro 400 bucks for standing room ticket
>>149794175Infested with hogs.
>>149794172It's worse than cable. At least on cable I could go back and forth between two games without exiting out of something and having to open something else up.
>Tfw the Junior Camiero upset victory over Cruz/Cal is loading
>>149794163Reporting
West is >ours
FIRE BRIAN CASHMAN
SELL THE TEAM
DFA JAZZ
TRADE JUDGE
NOW
