Thread 149791964

45 Minutes Till Kickoff. All Star Game is TOMORROW.

>Batting Practice Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0AlwTxvtfw

>Actual Stream?
https://ws.crackstreams.me/mlb-streams32

>Home run totals at the All-Star break plus Betting Odds

Cal Raleigh, Mariners: 38 (+280)
James Wood, Nationals: 24 (+400)
Junior Camerino, Rays: 21 (+1000)
Byron Buxton, Twins: 21 (+950)
Brent Rooker, Athletics: 20 (+900)
Matt Olson, Braves: 17 (+900)
Jazz Chisholm, Yankees: 17 (+1500)
Oneil Cruz, Pirates: 16 (+350)

OP used the wrong image for the thread mods please delete

First for ____

first for the Bears winning the Superb Owl

so is statcast like the slime on nickolence

Jizz Chingchong 3 hrs gonna be gay as fuck

This sucks I'm going to go watch Monday night RAW

Julio finna gonna BTFO these bum ass niggas mayne

>>149793323
it looks gay

>>149791964 (OP)
Uhmmm using feet as a unit of measurement is problematic and ableist. It's 2025, this must be addressed.

Jazz.
>Captcha JMK4Y
Jomboy and Tendiegod Michael Kay will it.

I need the /sp/ brain trust to explain the "all body deodorant" trend that has came out of nowhere

more like byron buttsex

Buxton gonna rake

>>149793342
Holy gay.
Guy won’t hit more than 10

Here's a truck for Buxton.

>>149793343
That's a thing?

>>149793323
T-Mobile is speedrunning making everyone in America hate them unintentionally

Oakland A's bros, does Rooker survive the elimination round?

Only all-stars should be able to compete

oh no....

Byron SUXton lmfao

>>149793342
he'll be this derby's mookie betts

buxton too old for this shit

livvy dunne's BUTT

bros whats happening!!!

Buxton ain't it

>>149793358
T mobile gives me free MLB TV. I will never use another carrier

this is going about as badly as i feared it would

>>149793343
Despite how they try to make it seem like it's targeted at both genders, it's literally only for nasty bitches with stanky pussies

I'm sure it's a great idea to make a guy who has never played a full season to do this extreme home run challenge. Hopefully there's an ambulance to take him back to Minnesota.

some decent moonshots, but not quite what I expected.

Why do the Dominicans keep huddling together? What are they plotting?

>>149793378
always hurt

for me. it's latinas

>>149793386
Yep. I think they even offer it to Metro pay as you go customers too.

>>149793387
this

>>149793400
that looks stinky

>>149793400
She's gonna be fat as fuck when she turns 28

>>149791964 (OP)
>>149793330
He fucking sucks how about you watch some pirates games

>>149793400
What body type is this?

>>149793398
they are cliquey people, that's why. they pulled the same shit last year while Pete Alonso and the Whiteys were excluded outside the bubble.

>>149793400
puke

>>149793398
Swapping chicharron recipes.

>>149793418
Hits the wall early type

>>149793412
>gonna be

Buxton is washed

>>149793400
wtf is this shit /sp/orts

woodbros...

Wood is out!

THE BALL IS...................

are these scores higher than normal

BONUS BUXTON

>>149793455
No

apologize to BuxtGOD

Total Buxton redemption in the bonus round

inb4 buxton winds up with 30 kek

APOLOGIZE

where the heck did this come from?

I never doubted you, BuxSTUD

Barry Bonds would annihilate these chodes

>>149793464
sorry, he looked awful while free swinging

Rooker bros, I don't know if we're gonna make it past the Big Dumper

>>149793464
okay okay okay

blacks make me sick

APOLOGIZE.

TWINS BROS WE RUN THIS SHIT

Why do they never invite Yordan Alvarez?

>>149793468
no clock unlimited balls

Gayest shit in sports DESU

>>149793489
He's always injured when this is happening. He's injured right now

>>149793499
Soccer exists.

here we go

>>149793498
>first round exit

when do the big name players bat? why am i watching these pirates, twins, and athletics nobodies?

>>149793486
I kneel

AY NAW DAS NOT MY PITCH DOE

jizz jizzcum will finish last

This guy STINKS

>>149793475
I remember watching the year he won it.

Here's a truck for Jazz.

3 homers and out incoming
ASS Jizzum

For me it's Bill Evans

is chisholm a big time whiner or am i just making that up?

he's taking too much time

Idc who wins I just want Jazz to lose

>>149793516
They all do

STANKEES KEK

Jess sucking Jizz

jizz on myself

jizz chasm

LOL at this faggot

>Juan home run
>20 pitches

L M F A O

embarrassing himself and judge here

>>149793519
>3

oh no no no

Kek Jazz eating shit

just how bad is chisholm jr

>>149793479
Oakland A's bros, I'm not feeling so good

Jizz raking

one HR hahahahahahahahaha

Honestly, I blame the pitcher here

poor Jazz

Wtf happened, did he give up or what

Jewmboy media will say with a straight face he's good.

No short porch in Atlanta buddy

>jizz
>stanks

Jazz fucking sucks at this. Were there really no other all-stars who wanted to do this?

what is Boone thinking right now?

>>149793360
>Oakland A's
You mean Sacramento?

is jazz a mexican or pr or domican

>>149793565
Judge BTFO jake and jomsister

>>149793571
That Pete Carroll should have ran the damn ball

I was planning on rooting against jazz but I feel bad for him

>>149791964 (OP)
Bro is that boones wife???

When is it my turn to be happy?

Jizz assjizzin coomr one and done
L M F A O

Coulda had Randy in this shit. Last minute sure but better than this jackoff who’s in because “hurr durr muh jankee representation”

shut up chuds the PITCHER is blowing it not jazz.

>>149793574
Bahamas

>>149793574
bahamian

>The worst HR Derby performer is the Bronx Bomber rep
for shame

>>149793570
it's da yanks watch ya mouth

never ever beating the short porch allegations KWAB

>>149793574
Bahamas, but he grew up in Kansas

what's the lowest score ever

At least he got more than one

>>149793572
Nope. Eternally the Oakland A's. The Coliseum is missed.

Humiliation ritual

>Pitching low
>Pitching inside on the hands
kek

absolute state

embarrassing

>>149793587
>>149793591
this nigger is not good

20 of those hits would've been homers in Yankee Stadium btw

Piss Shitholm

If only NY had a better home run hitter to send.

Provide me Matt Olson

Damn, too bad it's not a flyout derby

this is amazing

DAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE

kek even dookie butts hit 11. how embarrassing..

>>149793599
0

im embarrass for him

this guy kinda sucks bruh

So fuckin embarrassing lmao

he will find a way to blame racism

why is Jizz here again?

More like Trash Jizzholm

JAZZ WILL HIT 10 IN OT HERE

kwaboty unironically

>buying an all star game jersey
why would anyone want to do that?

27 BITCHES

his failure seems to make you guys happy

Manfred should have forced Ohtani and Judge to compete at gun point this shit is unwatchble with the horrible broadcast and no name players

jew york media finna gonna eat this bahamian up

Fuck this gay shit, I'm going back to watching Raw.

This is fucking horrendous.

>>149793634
So NY has a reason to trade him

Flyout derby kwab

L M F A O
M
F
A
O
YANKEESISTERS

Wizard from the last thread

why did pete alonso say no to the derby?

>>149793593
>3
>three
>tres
>drei
>trois
>yankees

Jazz lookin like Willy Mays Hayes poppin the ball up

will Cal cook these BAWBs and latinx?

>>149793652
Jizz Jizzhole

Kek fuck boy this ain’t your little league park. Bitch ass nigga

>>149793662
Wtf

>>149793652
I just finished watching some raw creampie porno desu

the balls are racist

KEK SORE LOSER

>>149793662
the future is now

wft yanks this nigger is shitting the bed

>>149793666
wants to relax

What did he mean by this?

>>149793248

>>149793662
THATS ME KEK

>>149793519
He knew.

>>149793666
his agent told him to

THAT was the Yankees best homer run hitter?

>>149793342
>Jimbob
>Michael Gay
They willed this. Remember that

>>149793662
this nigger right here jinx our guy

same vibes

>ELIMINATED
Just like my Stankees in a couple of months

Judge has had more camera time than the contestants

Finally a white guy

WHITEY RUNS THIS LEAGUE

He truly does have a dumper of notable size.

not like this animefags

Cals a fuckin hoss

I'm rooting for Raleigh to break Bonds' record

>>149793681
exactly extra lead and shit and the white man baseball is white why is that

my wife bizarrely left the room when jazz came up to bat. heard her go up to her room and lock the door

she only just got back now, and is oddly sweaty and…relaxed? i guess? just strange.

should i say something?

It's time.

Shohei or Teo should have saved us from this embarrassment

Should've had Judge pinch hit for him desu

HE COULD BE THE FIRST SWITCH HITTER AND FIRST CATCHER TO WIN THE DERBY

Jizz
3 HR

>>149793693
That would be faggot mike

>>149793688
Time traveler or a baseball god?

>Toby Keith & Willy Nelson singing Country in the background
latinx's on suicide watch

>>149793689
Damn it feels good to know ball

LET'S GO, CAL!

>>149793662
WIZARD

Dumper's dad lookin JOOCY

>>149793733
white people stole cowboys from mexicans like they steal everything else

>>149793744
The Dump runs in the family

Did he go to Stanford or UNC?

>>149793741
what in the name of gay faggotry is this

>>149793662
KEK

>>149793750
>mexican coping from his apartment in illinois
cry moar

>>149793754
two average koreans

>>149793752
neither

Cal is blowing it

>>149793762
just like my islanders

Woo is a fuckin dud

His dad is ruining it all

lol at the big stinker

SWITCH HITTER

>>149793767
it's adley rutchman all over again

>SWITCHING TO RIGHT
based

Cal hitting from both sides is fucking awesome

>>149793765
JLMI

Just tuned in, Chisholm only got 3? What the fuck

His dad's pitches are dogshit lmao. He's gonna lost cause of him

>>149793767
>things you would never be able to say about Jazz Chisholm

why is pops busting him inside

FUCK YOU DAD

RAILGUN

>dad ruined it with horrible pitching
Classic

A's bros, we're still alive.

>>149793776
couldn't have happened to a bigger scumbag

2 more

FUCKING HELL DAD THROW BETTER

He's charging the mound!

>hbp in the home run derby
kek

>>149793790
don't blow your load before the bonus

>>149793791
yankees beat reporter posting

Throw better you fat fuck

How do you only hit 3 home runs in a home run derby?

Would

>>149793805
He probably thought it was a GO HOME derby

>>149793800
A's bros, we're still alive

>tied on distance
what the fuck

AWWW SHIT

>You know, the Dewey Decimal System
How fucking retarded are sportscasters

I knew bringing his dad was a bad idea.

This is why having your family member pitch to you in the home run derby is always a fucking retarded idea

Are home runs allowed in New York?

Raleighbros we're still in it

>>149793810
her legs are the best part. they showed her while she was standing earlier

>not even showing the hits
wtf is espn doing

>Tied on HR's AND on longest distance
Riggiest rig job in the history of sports

Olson hits nukes, I'm worried

>>149793828
>>149793820
big dumper knows tails never fails

Did Cal seriously only get 17? lmao

>>149793822
They just know how to talk to sports fans.

INCOMING SWING OFF

Matt Lolson has been kind of a dud this season

>Matt Olson
Who?

Why did they make it all zoom zoom and all these gay rules and shit? The og ones with Chris Berman were fun this sucks.

What a faggot

>>149793751
I don't think anything runs in that family

i'd care more about my dad pitching to me at the hr derby than actually winning it desu

Those NL jerseys remind me of the uniforms they wore in Brewster's Millions when they played against the Yankees.

>>149793845
His dad was throwing fucking terrible pitches honestly.

Freddie's replacement on the clock

>>149793845
he did the rutchman gimmick with his dad throwing bp, he fucking hit him in the elbow with a pitch
also did the rutchman "bat from both sides" gimmick

LGTSS
>ROOKER

>>149793845
Dads pitches were total ass

No wonder the Braves can't hit if this is who they have throwing BP

>>149793822
Kek what a fucking retard

white people suck at baseball

Raleigh went and fucked up his swing for some meme HR derby swings. He'll hit like 15 bombs in the second half.

At this rate Dumper or Cruz, calling it now.

>>149793871
babe ruth was white

>>149793714
you're probably fine. I get nervous too when my favorite player gets up to bat

sisters... t-t-they are chopping

Ocuna is such a faggot for pulling out of the derby in his own team's town day's before and forcing Olson to fill in last minute.

>>149793871
Pipe down, Jizz. You had your chance.

>>149793810
what type of american is this /sp/orts

soto shoulda been in there instead of jizz

>>149793877
What did you say, boy?

>>149793858
That's why you'll never win a hr derby

>>149793871
go back to redd!t, faggot

>cal went through because le big dumper xd
rigged

>>149793888
He’s in a groove now!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP OLSON IS SO FUCKING HOT

RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED

OH SHIT CLUTCH OLSON

OLSON GOING HARD IN THE PAINT

>>149793897
Gay ass nigga

>Jazz
Fuck off you little fuckboi

Holy fucking dimes

cinema

my nigga matt olson. he gets the pass.

I'M GONNA CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

My heart is pounding so hard right now bros

>>149793910
The pass to fuck your ass?

chop on, brutha!

>>149793917
stop being racist no chop

Jeff Passan about to faint from all the racist chopping.

>>149793902
HE WOULD WIN A HANDSOME DERBY EASILY

>Jazz Chisholm
>3 home runs
Ick

>>149793871
But they're great at having monstrous, strong posteriors
Because of this white men and black women compliment each other perfectly

>>149793924
if the yanks dont make the WS this will be why

brave brahs...

>>149793919
You know you shouldn't eat an entire pizza by yourself.

Bye bye RETARD LOL

FOR THE A

>Jazz underperforms
>lol nigger haha i'm retarded
>Cal underperforms
>his dad was throwing bad pitches it wasn't his fault

HE CHOKED

>>149793924
L M F A O

HEY, BATTER BATTER BATTER!

>>149793936
Matt Holeson kek barves KEK

>>149793944
yes

>barves
>white "people"

>>149793944
Just how it is.

Who's the ape talking to the hitters

CAL RALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

big dumper chunguz px

Hahahaha fuck Atlanta

Why was Jizzolm in the HR Derby to start with?

>>149793944
didnt ask, plus youre black

POOR LIL WHITE BOI

WILL NEVER MEET THE TODDFATHER

>>149793924
AnimeFAGS BTFOOOO

CAL RALEIGH BY ONE INCH!
>barves

gaylanta kek

PEREZ YOU FUCKING SUCK I HATE YOU WHY DID YOU TAKE 10 SECS TO GRAB A BALL DURING THE TIMED PHASE YOU SACK OF SHIT

>>149793964
DUMPER DOODLE XDDDDDDDDDDD

>>149793944
3 =/= 17
Stay in school

That's bullshit, but I'll believe it...

>the home run derby about to get good
I doubt that quite highly!

Caglianone will smoke these hombres next year

>>149793968
The whole thing is a farce at this point

When was the last time someone embarrassed themselves as bad as Jazz in the derby?

>Final 4
How will this end?

Just got back from Backstreet Boys at the sphere

>less than an inch
the same distance by which the mariners will miss the playoffs

Cal saved the most energy for the later rounds.
We got this.

my wife left me.

>>149793992
With me breeding this slut tbdesu

>>149793986
I really hope Raleigh breaks Bonds' record.

>>149793944
Jazz didn't just underperform. That was such a laughably bad performance.

Get em Cal!

Corona is delicious with a medium rare ribeye and a baked potato

>>149793992
That's a man.

>MLB fuck over the A's yet again
What a surprise

What did he drink during his break? Was it juiced up?

>>149793944
17 is underperforming
3 is an embarassment

>>149794000
Make sure she doesn’t talk half of your shit

>>149793989
I remember seeing someone swing and miss once

27 rings certainly makes up for 3 home runs in a 12-year-old's event.

These announcers need to understand that when EVERYTHING IS SPECIAL WHOAAAA THERE IT GOES, OH MY GOD...

nothing is special

>>149793987
He could hit more than Jizzolm

>>149793944
3 abysmal home runs vs 17 that couldve easily been over 20 if his dad threw better pitches. Anything below 10 theres no excuse, shouldnt've been in the derby.

at least he tried

>>149794016
>can’t win an event for 12 year olds
I knew he was the Make-A-Wish kid on the team

>>149793992
His penis looks small

>>149793985
this asshole couldn't hit the water if he fell off a boat

>149794005
WTF I hate Cal Raleigh now

>>149793993
Was it good? I saw the U2 video concert there and made the mistake of getting a seat all the way at the top. The steepness of the stands had my fear of heights going off.

>>149794029
kek!
>stinkees

>>149794029
He shouldn't have tried.

>>149794020
Are you 10 years old? That's what the derby has been for like 25 years, Chris Berman was even worse.

>>149794029
this pic is going to be a genny staple isn't it

They are officially remaking The Naked Gun

>>149794029
>the bronx bombers
LOL

ESPN shilling "ESPN Bet" is so scummy and slimy

>>149794041
>BAHKBAHKBAHKBAHK
I kind of miss it...

This jersey really is the best thing about the all star game

>>149794043
GAY

>>149794041
Somehow Chris Berman was less annoying.

>>149794029
KWAB

>>149794029
Anime retards BTFOOOOOO

could Trump in his PRIME (2016) hit more dingers than jazz?

Will he break the record set by Barry?

>>149794050
>gger

>>149794050
gger

>>149794050
GGER

>>149794052
Berman had genuine excitement, not this forced mimicry of what an announcer being excited should sound like

what happened to all the ytbois of baseball?

>>149794052
is berman retired or something? he was better than these guys

life is a game of inches

i believe in the dumper

>>149794063
they are pitchers

>>149794059
>>149794060
>>149794061
uncalled for

>>149794064
he does meme segments for the NFL on ESPN

Yo these guys fucking suck lmao

>>149794067
It's a game of GIRTH.

>Cal RALEIGH
>Born in Cullowhee, NC
Get the fuck out of here.

If Raleigh's dad can get his shit together then he can actually win this.

It’s thundering outside and giving me anxiety

>>149794077
Buck is kino, hope he gets better.

Millennial is gassed. Easy win for the Zoomer.

why is this round timed

>>149794090
t. chihuahua

FAT KID

>>149794090
Go stand outside.

>>149794090
are you a dog? or a woman?

>boone wont get fired
>yankees will get swept by the tigers
>jazz embarrassed my nephew
>my neighborhood is getting overrun by spics

feels fucking bad man

>According to the Dodger All-Stars, Freddie Freeman is the most expensive Dodger to take to dinner due to his taste in expensive wine.
lol

Buxton is DONE

>>149794059
>>149794060
>>149794061
Delete that racist shit.

So who is going to have the Derby next year? Fox? TBS?

Can this retard hit the ball damn

>>149794090
That just means you got that dog in you

>>149794095
Manfred

>>149793983
RIGGED

>wasted that much time
lmao

>>149794104
Based actually

mom said i could bet on big dumper tonight

>>149794090
fuck these new age people thinking this is some sort of traumatic issue.

>>149794108
Apple TV

pathetic

whos that fat kid they keep showing on the camera?

>>149794118
>those drool stains on his shirt

>>149794090
you've survived every thunderstorm you've experienced so far. and you'll survive this one. we believe in you <3

>>149794128
me

It's Buxtover

Embarrassing performances all around

>>149794091
Keith Hernandez is the best in the game.

Oneil cruz is gonna be gassed out and hit like 10 max giving cal easy path to victory

>>149794102
shut up, nigger

it's up!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMG9eTAxrt7/

jesus the seats are clearing out

>>149794108
>>149794125
First round Apple TV, second round Peacock, finals on NY Times paywalled website

angel reese just did a 3 from just inside half-court. Was probably 40 feet.

>>149794128
cal raleigh

>>149794029
that 3 fits nicely into the star, maybe he can decorate his sneakers with it

Buxtbroken

>>149794146
Hometown guy is out, and the nogs can't hit, why stay?

>>149794111
kek

pete would embarrass these fools

>>149794148
OOOHHHHHHHHHHH ON GOD?! YOOOO DATS BUUUUUUSSIN SHEEESH

>>149794146
It's humid as fuck and not exciting enough.

Mariners fans report in

baseball players are weak

shouldnt have hit the vape pen

YUNIOR BOUTA GO CRAZY

>>149794147
kek. this streaming era sucks. not because it's streaming but because there's so many now that it's literally just cable without a cable box. and it ends up being more expensive than cable if you want to watch all your teams. unless you're sailing the high seas, of course

>>149794162
>>149794146
Shit the place is half empty, baseball is OVER tbqdesu

>>149794146
Olson out

Buxton already dead lmao

atlanta sports popularity rankings

1. falcons by far
2. hawks
3. braves
4. FC

Zoomers are stronger than Millennials

/nu/
>>149781732
>>149781732

Sorry friends just getting home
>jizzem
At least these kids are decent outfielders. And shoutout to espn for an extremely useful score bug graphic thing since they seem to change up the contest every year, easy just to tune in

>>149794165
lmao me too
I got one called Boutiq hope it’s legit

>>149794181
lol I don't think I've ever seen the falcons sell out

Caminegro

>>149794175
i doubt it bro 400 bucks for standing room ticket

>>149794188
>>149794188
NEXT

>>149794175
Infested with hogs.

>>149794185
dumb nigga that's /mlb/ not a derby thread

>>149794188
>>149794188
>>149794188

>>149794172
It's worse than cable. At least on cable I could go back and forth between two games without exiting out of something and having to open something else up.

>>149794163
Reporting
West is >ours

FIRE BRIAN CASHMAN
SELL THE TEAM
DFA JAZZ
TRADE JUDGE
NOW